Captain bird finger has never made a mistake in his life. Everything bad in his life has been someone else's mistake and he has had to deal with it. I bet he flips a lot of people off. Seemed a very natural thing for him.

@50buttfish

2 жыл бұрын

If that's the case, HE DESERVED his engine going TANGO UNIFORM! May his boat fall off on the freeway.

@Rainmanpdt49

2 жыл бұрын

He's just showing everyone his IQ when it comes to boats.

@davidtanslow3584

2 жыл бұрын

After all that he then forgets to turn off the power, hope he doesn't forget to strap the boat down for transit!

@vindicati3769

2 жыл бұрын

The dudes built like a tub of peanut butter

@edmondlau511

2 жыл бұрын

this is his planet we're living on, we're just renting space for now.

Good response to Captain Bird is "Nice one Gilligan!"

Lmao funny as hell “oh boy that boy hit that vape so hard he almost fell overboard”

As always, the narration is the key to these videos. Outstanding!

When I was younger I lived accross the road from a boat ramp used to sit on the esky drink beer and watch the best free show in town. Cheers from Aus.

He's just telling you that you are #1 in his book. I'm glad you were there for him!

@teresafarrell6457

Жыл бұрын

😄

He made a mistake, was embarrassed, and when he saw you filming he illustrated his frustration.

As a captain of 40 years, I could write 5 books on boat ramp issues

@djtechinics97dj37

2 жыл бұрын

If it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen at the boat ramp.

The guy with the bird is blaming you for not telling him how to load his boat. It is all your fault for him dragging his skeg up the ramp. LOL

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even see it happening I was almost done and out of there talking to the guy next to me. That winching tho…

@tuck6464

2 жыл бұрын

He should've at least bought you a drink.

@jimijefferson82

2 жыл бұрын

@@CreditCardCaptain Bro your voice-over sounds like you are questioning yourself, just be real bro stop with the contrived, tone.

@markkus1134

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimijefferson82 no way that’s what makes it so funny!

@AG-6969

2 жыл бұрын

Goes to show you that you can have lots of money for things like expensive boats and still be miserable as heck.

Dude, love your channel. Been a captain for 45 years and seen a lot of s***. And never ceases to amaze me these guys think they can just go out there and master a boat on the first day

I’ve never hauled, unloaded or loaded a boat on any trailer at any ramp anywhere but I’m an expert at identifying the “How dare you record my stupidity for all to see” Credit Card Captain call sign!

Talk about being tight. Trying to cover up his own stupidity by throwing you the bird. A class gent.

@DingDangg

Жыл бұрын

He probably doesn’t like people recording him

I’ve gotta say man, I never thought this type of video would be so dam intriguing I can’t stop watching

Good he's got his priorities straight. The boat ramp is the best place to do all your engine repairs. People don't mind waiting for you.

@ericg4042

7 ай бұрын

The guy with the reverse problem ? I doubt he knew there was a problem until he launched.

Got to Love how they tie up the ramp

The bird is in line with his attitude and dragging motor...people like him always judge because thinking is way too hard!

He's not really mad at you, he's just embarrassed and doesn't have the best tools for coping with his emotions.

@TheFishingMommy

Жыл бұрын

You just described the sad phenomenon that is toxic masculinity.

@searaydrivingguy

Жыл бұрын

i know many people who are like that.

@bananafritter1910

Жыл бұрын

@@TheFishingMommy No Karen. There are plenty of women who behave exactly the same, but of course you have to make it a male only thing. Well done!

@henryparrott2447

Жыл бұрын

100% right

@chubbrock659

Жыл бұрын

@@TheFishingMommy without toxic masculinity, you wouldn’t have most of the military, construction, firefighters and police. Give it a rest Karen warrior.

Capt. Bird- man telling you HI. At the end is hilarious. Priceless 😂🚫

Love the big dog on the pontoon hes got the life and he knows it.

2:34 Running the engine with the prop raised. What a tool.

@50buttfish

2 жыл бұрын

Caused his temp regulator to shut the motor down; happened to me several times, but i was in KELP!

He flipped you off because you "didn't have permission to film him." LOL!

@jimclark6256

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't need his permission, public area.

I love people that go to the ramp to launch their boat without checking anything at home first like fuel batteries and does it start and or run on hose like the day before

Soon as skag man pulled the tow strap out 10 ft I knew there was about to be a show. Lol

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

Setting the scene. Thanks for watching!

Love how you have your alter ego talking, lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌻💜🌻

Flipping you off is probably the only thing he could have done to make himself look like even more of an idiot.

“Gotta get me one of those hats!” About fell of my chair!!! Hilarious! 😆 Is that spare tire a USCG approved flotation device or is he ready for a flat out on the water?

There are two types of captains: Those that have had issues at the boat ramp, and those that lie about issues at the boat ramp…

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

I have had issues. I wacked The dock one time pretty good rub rail Damaged. Now I take it slow.

Does the spare tire count as a throwable floatation device during a USCG inspection?

@ricksaunders3889

2 жыл бұрын

Good question . . .

@tanyasteers4802

2 жыл бұрын

Dats da best anchor around! LOL

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

I’m tired of thinking about it

@doubleitp

2 жыл бұрын

@@CreditCardCaptain "tired" I see what you did there. :)

@jazldazl9193

2 жыл бұрын

Doubles up as fender or coffee table or weapon

The vape guy and your comment had me in tears!😂😂😂

Nicely done young man. Many years ago I would sit on the fan tale of my 1929 lester stone Cruiser built With Port Orford Cedar and African mahogany wheelhouse. She was powered by World War II Buddha diesel engine developing 25 horsepower. Anyway where my birth was I would sit with my morning coffee and watch the antics at the launching ramp in South San Francisco .. all the memories are hilarious.. This was the era in my life of around 1976 and I'm here to say launching ramp adventures have never changed. Blessings to you and yours Coming at you from the mountains of Southern Oregon although my vessel is sitting on the Oregon coast

Ouch! Done some damage to that skeg. Like how they drive off without checking the damage till they get out of sight because they're too embarrassed like him.

Love the voice over

@johneagle9149

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Ya dude adding a little southern twang to the commentary

@brucemiller1696

2 жыл бұрын

Guy sounds just like james madison audits, i think. 🤔

Run your outboard up before you set out to the ramp. Starts on the button when you launch. Legend.

@percussion44

9 ай бұрын

yep, if she fires up at home, fuels good, battery's good, double check your drain plug...your good to roll.

You made him nervous and it's your fault he forgot to put the motor up

Think you for bringing us these wonderful tails from the boat ramp..

Another good video. Very little talk and when you do it’s funny. Great job

Rule no 1 raise motor when you are finished pulling in. Don't be mad be glad someone was there to capture your brain fart.

Your number one in his book !! Gotta love it 😂😂🤦

Always do your maintenance AT HOME prior to going to the boat ramp.. a couple times I've had my impeller go out at home, while I had the fake-a-lake hooked up... simple thing to do to save you a headache at the ramp...

I love these boat ramp vids. Especially the ones narrating, who never owned a boat.

@joemunk

2 жыл бұрын

Are you the guy who dragged the stern drive?

@44Celt

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah.... everyone loves a watcher

@richardpadberg1557

2 жыл бұрын

@@joemunk not a stern drive

Hmmm...... a highly intelligent and competent skipper there, even knows sign language. 😂

Congrats on the new channel. Blackpoint has competition 👍🏻

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

There’s so many crazy ramps. Just endless fun :)

@circlethewagons

2 жыл бұрын

@@CreditCardCaptain I guess every boat ramp has a chit show.

@tinksthemetalg1945

2 жыл бұрын

"Welcome Back Captains" I enjoy your videos. "That Boy! About Hit the Vape so hard. thru him overboard! Lmfao.. 😆

@CreditCardCaptain

Жыл бұрын

welcome back :P)

This first guy must have signed one of those multi million dollar sports contract. Because the money it took to buy that boat he did not earn with his intelligence!

It was your fault he drug the motor. You were there with a video camera standing in that one spot...damn you! Haha

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

My spot

The best part is his wife, kids, family and friends watched him drag the newer, was new, boat motor skeg and prop across the rough concrete boat ramp.

I love the floating trash compactor 😅

Hair pin......I love it!!! Enjoying your videos😂😂😂😂😂

Great audio, sound quality! Thanks for sharing .🫡👍

You ROCK! Just found your channel- now I'm hooked! Absolutely hands-down best commentary! :)

When buying a new boat...make sure you know how to fix it or at least take the cover off your motor.

I love when people embarrass themselves so bad that they try to deflect it on those who witness it.

Nothing better than a boat to make anyone look silly, eventually.

Can't stop lol my man's comments are the best!

Good stuff dude! Funny! I watch a lot of boating vids.

That's a Case of reverse Karma, where you get junked before you deserve it 😜. The next time something goes wrong for me, I'm going to have to think about it for a second and check myself 😂😂

That guy's probably a postal employee.

7:31 Proud owner and knows what's going on ... in this world😅

That is the same type of guy that cuts you off and then flicks you off as if it was all your fault. Guy is just butthurt he forgot how to finish trailering his boat completely which includes raising the engine before moving and strapping the boat down before the final drive home.

He was just telling you that you were number "1" in his opinion. LOL!

at last someone who tells us what happens is a sensible way No Phoe Ha to make it more interesting, Thanks !

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t watched many - keep me In the loop Of what works well and what you enjoy.

The smoke detector comments hit me hard as soon as the driver hopped out of that truck. Top kek fren!

I love the Costa hats.. they're great in SoFla when fishing... Surprised Solo doesn't wear one.. lol

Never a dull moment

Good ol nsb, thanks for some local fun!

Priceless!

We all hate mistakes I know I sure do.I would have looked at the camera And said you owe me for this Great content....and laughed it off.

If samsula was a boat!!!!! I just died😂😂😂

Very nice video. Thanks for posting and have a nice day too.

This guy is funny. I like the catch phrase!

Front row seat to the greatest reality show.

Real chill dude and I'm subbing that's for sure.

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

Your videos are outstanding man

I'll never understand the lack of life jackets on all the kids I see in so many of the boatramp videos. My kids can swim like fish, but they're always in a jacket on a boat. And we're on an inland lake

@-MOYST-

Жыл бұрын

Adults should be wearing them just the same. 240lb guy falls over unconscious you gonna be able to rescue him and lift that dead weight into the boat? I doubt it.

@Will-tm5bj

Жыл бұрын

@@-MOYST- 100% I'm a pretty strong swimmer. You won't ever see me doing watersports without a life jacket on. People die every year around us for stupid reasons. "I can't swim, so let me jump into this 50ft of water with no lifejacket" has happened two times a year for the last several years. Ego and stupidity, overestimating their ability

@rayh592

Жыл бұрын

When I boated and kids were on board, my life jacket was always on, even if I was not the captain. It both set an example and it's always a good idea in case of an emergency.

@tarpanc34

10 ай бұрын

life jackest are for emergencies , we always had them on ohio river but never used them.. only a real boater would understand..

@Will-tm5bj

10 ай бұрын

@@tarpanc34 life jackets are for keeping people alive. Only a real boater would understand

Boat ramps on Saturday and Sunday afternoon have the best entertainment for your money ! ! ! Yes, I am a boat owner .. Yes, I have had to laugh at myself a few times …

He was probably mad that you or the other guy didn't stop him, but trimming prop and hooking the front are pretty much the standard protocol for loading a boat."Why didn't you stop me being an idiot"

I once watched a approximately 80 foot tour boat drift onto and strike an anchored, probably 50 foot sailboat. The owner opened the side boarding gate and leaned out to inspect the damage and while still hanging off the rail he then gave the crew of the anchored boat the same gesture as you got in this video.

Nice to see a guy hold up a ramp while fixing his boat, thankfully it looked like a slow day.

Most of these people drop their trailer way to deep. The motor thing could happen to anyone, but the guy didn't have to be such an ass. Instant Karma I suppose as he should have been worried about the task at hand and not some guy filming the boat launch calamities.

@stevenwalker9013

2 жыл бұрын

Agree,but you should always tilt motor up when loading and unloading. I have a routine and that’s the first thing I do.

Scrapin' of the barnacles. You're #1! What the problem? ( :>D)

Haven't heard the term "shear pin" in over 40 years!! Used to keep several of them "taped" inside my motor cover..

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

I used to tear them up daily in my boat as a kid 🤣

Love the commentary.

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the view!

As a resident of DeBary I know exactly what you mean when you talk about Samsula. :) Love your videos.

After he finally stowed the outboard, he also forgot to turn the battery power off too!

“Dirty Boat Tours” 😂

Those hats are awesome

Damn I even watched this again 4 months later and it's even funnier than it was before!!! LMFAO

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

New phone be coming out today

He's either P'O'd at you for filming, and or not yelling at him to raise the motor! That's your responsibility don't ya know! 😁👍✌

Guys like the bird man cannot be helped, we run our own business for boat repairs and detailing and I’ve learned that people like him can’t be helped because they think they know everything and when people see them doing wrong they get very angry.

@shredder4330

Жыл бұрын

Guys like him NEVER,EVER, EVER do some thing ‘wrong’! It WAS SO BAD of you to ‘catch him out’, AND have video proof. He will never be able to bullshit his way out of that one!

You made that guy nervous.

G'day! Wow! That was flippin' hilarious!! Mr. Captain bird finger... I wonder if that was his age or IQ!! Lol! 😂 Cheers! ✌🏻 P.S. Alfred was very kindly Suggesting... Always be yourself without any contrive, style of tone. And also, Remember! “There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” Lol! 😆

This is hilarious

This is the best !

ay ay CC!! you funny!

I got one of those hats for my birthday

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

I hope to see you in it soon.

Good old Johnson, used to be able to jury rig them with bailing wire and duct tape. Then they went plastic linkage and everything else....

You're number one welcome to credit card captain

Hahahahaha go captain credit! 🤣👍

Gotta be one of the most impotent gestures of disapproval I've seen all year lol

He was just telling you that you are number one!

The middle finger is a extremely effective tool when used at the right time clearly he is the guy who starts clapping at the wrong time you can’t buy class but you can buy a boat you don’t know how to operate thanks for the video