Those are called bumpers

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

They’re called flounders

@mindycarroll1724

2 жыл бұрын

@@CreditCardCaptain no sir they are called bumpers been a boat owner since I was 13

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

@@mindycarroll1724 here at credit card captain we call them puffer balls

@mindycarroll1724

2 жыл бұрын

@@CreditCardCaptain not what u called it in your video lol u never owned a boat or any type of watercraft have you ? 😂

@brianheidel4550

2 жыл бұрын

@@mindycarroll1724 and now you are 14? happy birthday!

I've launched and retrieved from that ramp hundreds of times mostly at night. It's great to watch these videos at your own local ramps. One thing most of these guys don't understand is you can repeatedly put the boat in gear then back to neutral on your approach to slowly bump the boat forward it makes it way easier to line up on the trailer and make small corrections.

"Anchor line is a good choice when your weavin a web"....Priceless. Great stuff CCC

Last year I was in Harbor XYZ and the Harbor Master noted three kids onboard a boat didn't have their life jackets on....the harbor master demanded the captain to kill his engine as attempted to leave the dock. The captain rebuffed at first, saying they were just getting underway, the harbor Master corrected him and then gave a $1,000 fine per child.....The other thing I want to note is center console boats with high seating, may seem cool but pose a fall hazard for younger children when broadsided by waves or wakes from other boats....a family boat should keep family members seated below the gunrail....

@tanyasteers4802

Жыл бұрын

I have been boating 30 years and twice I almost went over one time was a fish lifted my feet right off the boat my reel was messed up and I knew it jacked me right up. Other time it kicked up quickly boat went up and came down in the wave my feet were high as the front seat I dropped to my knees and ended up by the console drive seat! Always wear a life jacket cuz you never know

@thomasmaughan4798

9 ай бұрын

"gunrail" Gunwale, usually pronounced gunnel.

@tarpanc34

4 ай бұрын

the law says you must have one it does not state that you must wear it.. i boated ohio river with family for over 20 plus years we never wore them but always had them , the water cops always said they wanted everyone on board to hold up a life vest they did then they left us alone.. its not like a seat belt in a car.. its optional to wear but a must have one for everyone on board..

@mysticvalley2003

4 ай бұрын

@@tarpanc34 children under 13 when. Boarding a boat are required to have them on at all times

@tarpanc34

4 ай бұрын

wow.. yet another reason NOT to have kids.. im glad im 60 and NOT 26 again.. life is full of fines and court cost times.... we are just living working revenue for the courts.. when;s it going to stop

New Subscriber !!! You have a awesome voice that is professional with a authoritative resonance! I came from your Auditing channel as I am very very aware of the government tyranny and corruption ! You guys are just awesome !!! ✨🇺🇸✨🙏🏼

@andrewbahr1921

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, I had no idea this guy was a sjw. Sod to say I'm going to have to unsub

@andrewbahr1921

2 жыл бұрын

By the way, if you like the authority in his voice so much, why does the authority helping countless lives a day bother you so much. Little maggot.

@kimberlynoland3956

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewbahr1921 He’s a Constitutional warrior not social justice ! Our constitutional rights and protections are our foundations of a free & equal society !

@floridagirl9064

Жыл бұрын

damn awesome! mind tagging the channel name?

@floridagirl9064

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewbahr1921 sad to tell you that is absolutely NOT what an SJW is...

My son is 7 has been going to swim lessons since he was 1 so he knows how to swim. When we say we are going to the lake he puts on his life jacket before we leave the house and doesn't take it off until we get back home. The lake is 40 min away but he just enjoys putting it on for some reason.

@CreditCardCaptain

Жыл бұрын

Good kid for sure! Smart.

@afridgetoofar1818

10 ай бұрын

As a kid, wearing a type 3 life jacket made me feel like a badass lol

First enjoyable boat ramp play-by-play I have ever seen on KZread. Keep it up!

Great commentary! Hopefully each of these captains learn from every launch, excursion, dock and haul. We're all been there. Best advice I've ever gotten was, "Never approach anything faster than you would want to hit it with your vessel." This applies from my 570 Caver, to my 11' Amanzi RIB. Stay safe and get PFDs on those kiddos and puppers!

When I was growing up, I wasn't allowed to be anywhere close to a lake without a life jacket Watching & hearing those 2 motors dragging was painful to watch How that pontoon stayed afloat with those women in it was impressive! :o)

@jugaloking69dope58

2 жыл бұрын

first thing my parents taught me was how to swim so didn't need a life jacket unless i was on a boat. my dad threw me in the deep end of the pool so i had to learn, but that was in the early 80s helicopters were to expensive back then 😎😏

@MrBassOutdoors

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA those women were exceeding the maximum capacity of those bikinis

@brianheidel4550

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBassOutdoors lol hahahahahah

@bobendres1542

Жыл бұрын

We had something called a life belt we used to wear. PFD coast guard approved we never went in the water without. (1970’s)

I hear you! We were raised camping and boating. If I was NEAR water I had my life jacket on. Even if it meant living in it all weekend, let alone getting on the BOAT. Im talking those uncomfortable ones in the 70s. When we complained we were told, "When you can swim back and forth across that lake, we will discuss the life jacket. " I dont know if you know how big the Shuswap lake in BC Canada is, but it was never going to even be discussed lol.

God, I love these. I work at a boat rental agency, and I've probably docked a boat over 1,000 times before... I still remember my first few panics in high winds. As I always tell newbies, take it slow. Practice a few times keeping it straight while plowing in open waters. You can ALWAYS stick it into neutral or reverse, but make sure your prop is pointed where you want it to go.

Buddy cranking the boat is too good.

The last boat that dragged the engines, If I'm not seeing things, the skeg is missing on the starboard engine LOL

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

👀

Jet ski’s = water fleas 😫 Great videos as always I wish they where longer😀🛫

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@KevinStogner-fd7tl

Ай бұрын

Water-Fleas HA I'll may have to borrow that one. So True.

The guy guiding the pontoon at 5:13 looks like famous fisherman Roland Martin.

I was eating lunch, that guy had to have been a spider

I can’t get enough of these videos & I don’t even own a boat or a cranky husband that directs from the ramp!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The play by play was awesome Capt!!!

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

Ty

I’m laughing so hard at your cool, calm narrations,,,,,I’m crying! Thank you!!👍👍

Another great video, always gets me laughing every time! This is exactly why I'm too scared to buy a boat because I don't want this to be me.... Also definitely looking forward to credit captain dogs!

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

I think I have enough to do the pups! So many good ones

@ysesq

2 жыл бұрын

i launch solo 40+ weeks a year with no issues. the trick is to understand water flow and your boat

@shitloveaduck

2 жыл бұрын

@@ysesq - Exactly!! I have a 10 foot Jon boat, 20 ft fishing pontoon and a 52 foot Grand Banks Europa, I can dock every one myself, load and unload the smaller boats on my own, windy or not. It does take a few minutes of 100% attention, then you are done and on your way. I think too many people give it about as much attention as their car or truck but the added dimensions of water current &/or wind change everything…. I live in windy country so the funny ones are those still trying to load their boats (pontoons mostly) with their Bimini still open. It’s amazing how that changes everything in a 15- 20 mph wind!! Haha. Stay safe out there, Eh!

From one Captain to another I approve of this video

5:50, that boats a little big for that little crossover.

Great commentary Triple C.

That ending 😂 “nope motors are down”

God Bless the Homeless Captains...

Thanx for what you do Patriot

I swear every time I watch these videos,, I want this dude to come narrate a day at my work,, with all the antics and shenanigans that goes on with that,, I’m a cement truck driver and I see all kinds of credit card captain type decisions on the job ,on the road and back at the our plant …

A coast guard friend of mine had to rescue a kid who had lost an arm when he fell off the bow of a boat. Awful situation. Luckily, the kid had a pfd on, so at least he survived.

That guy was making me tired just watching him too LMFAO you hit the nail on the head there 🤣😂 oh man I replayed the clip @ 5:15 and nearly spit out my drink!!! Great capture CCC!!! 😁👍👍

I ride a jetski but after watching so many of these videos I make sure to watch my wake and not camp at the ramp at all. I'm very mindful of other boaters and if I'm doing tricks or anything I am very far away from others

My golden would dive off the boat go underwater and come up with a horseshoe crab Craziest thing ever

LOL 😆 Love the shit shows...

i had 2 tie off lines that were 7' with a eye spliced on one end,you put the eye on the cleat and tie off on the boat.

I think some people just get nervous and start making mistakes when there’s a whole crowd of people watching you at the same time. I do better at my dock when people mind their own business.

Hilarious. Who needs to pay to go to the Zoo (which I hate anyway) when you can watch humans for free. The little man with the big truck 😂😂

The little flatbottom I learned on we named it the Binocular King, I'll let you try and guess why, subtle hint we got chased a time or two by the fellows.

Another masterpiece James. 👍🚤

I really appreciate the fact your not saying chit show constantly

Sweet deal here,excellent narrator Sir...

8:40 man I remember that happening with my rod last time I went kayak fishing from a boat launch. I'd accidentally opened the bail and one of the braindead catfish we've got here took advantage, and I got dinner lol.

That StarCraft brought back some memories my dad had one 7.5 merc 😊 I remember one time unloading I was holding the boat my dad was in a hurry pulled out boat got caught on the trailer and dragged the boat about 50- 75 ft across the ramp

Those weren't jet skis. They were PWCs. Personal watercraft. Jet skis are stand up ski operation. Very rare to see them nowadays.

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

Oh we got one super annoying one on my next video.

Actually the guy winching his boat is on point,powering your boat on the trailer blows out the launch!

No life jackets- stopped at Channel Islands marina while sailing from San Diago to SF, heard a call over VHF of a 22 ft Catalina with engine trouble. Vessel was towed in to slip next to me, no tools - three children onboard- NO Life Jackets

Boat launches....... the best entertainment in town! And it's free!

I watched someone tv dock a boat and the way he did it everyone should learn this : everything done at bull low speed , he did a full turn on the wheel for a few seconds then turn the wheel in the opposite direction and put it in reverse for a few seconds making the boat approach the dock sideways .

Bob Ross of the boat ramp!

I'm adding an addition to my island cottage up here in Minnesota. I need to haul about 5 tons of material across the lake. That boat at 7:13 appears capable of doing the trick. Make and model, please?

Not much to comment...just keep it up! Love the commentary.

Great golf announcer voice.

Where I learnt to be a skipper none will be issued a skipper license if they don't succeed in proper balancing on crossing bars in and out and in docking a boat in choppy water both port and starboard + a simulated rescue man overboard with a full size human dummy. I have been a commercial skipper for over 20 years operating several types of boats ranging from 5 to 24 meters but have never seen unskilful skipper like in this video.

this video is definitely being shown in court at their divorce proceedings

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Nice video, was watching the Chit Show the other day and heard an amazing voice. Thought no it can’t be, but sure nuff, Credit Card Captain.

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

:)

3:12 That there is the new version of conserving rope to combine bow lines and spring lines from one piece of rope.

I never had a problem backing up but let friend drive on trailer.

Have a place in NSB,,watch cuz I’m homesick up here in Indiana. Been a credit card captain for 30 yrs! Love the content so I’ll sub🤙

Ouch those motors

Biggest problem that I see in most of these videos, is the trailer being to deep in the water while trying to get the boat back on the trailer. I back down enough to get the bunk boards good and wet. Then I pull up just till the top of the boat trailer fenders break the surface. My wife drives the boat up on the trailer, as the bunk boards center and guides the boat up on the trailer.

Love all these boat ramps I don't always know where these are located what city and state is this ramp I used to go to Black point in Miami / homestead but now I live in Illinois just curious

LOL, on some of those manual winches, there is a high gear and a low gear! I discovered that by accident!

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

Well tell me more!!!

@rodneyjaynes2485

2 жыл бұрын

@@CreditCardCaptain just a little toggle on there, flip it one way or the other for high speed or low speed. I don't know how common it is, but it was on a trailer for a 22ft aluminum Starcraft. Has anybody else run into one? It's the only one I've seen.

This is crazy, we help each other at the launch around here.

I like how the bystanders drive their golf carts down and have a couple of cold ones while watching the show

@EKT209

Жыл бұрын

Drinking cold beers while watching people fail at loading/unloading boats has to be a universal pastime at busy docks.

The white & black boat has his winch strap backwards. Never seen one winch backwards

Hi Captain James Madison ✌️! Awesome channel 💯! I can't stand it when people have kids with no life jackets on ! Ridiculous! Have a great day from Crystal River Florida 🐊🏝️

That dog may have been a Nova Scotia duck toller

there needs to be a test !

Keep those life preservers accessable! Don't forget a life ring and fire extinguisher snd at the least take a CC safety course. DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL!

LMAO!!!!! Reminds me of @JohnBurk who does the Bob Ross videos!

Leaving the motor down is like locking your car doors and not shutting them. Some people really do have their heads up their ass all the time.

@FoodPornNetwork

2 жыл бұрын

You obviously havent had many or any boats, it happens to the best of us, if it happens more than once well yep, your either dumb or rich!

@mcmuskie2563

Жыл бұрын

That’s for sure! The boating license should include how to Lauch and Dock a boat without getting in everyone’s way and driving into peoples boats!

“They call me spidey”.

Such a fine line between boss and newb. That last guy literally had it all lined-up and had to go two more seconds but he got scared. Then the triggeration of pulling around and not screwing up the 2nd attempt led him to forget to trim. So close.

I grew up on a Major Inland Salt Waterway. We boated. One of our Hard and Fast Rules was: EVERYONE WEARS A VEST. Why? Because we almost lost an uncle who got thrown out of the boat when it hit another boat's wake at too high of a speed. He smacked his head on the Gunwale on his way out, and was knocked unconscious. We managed to retrieve him before he drowned. That was the instant The Rule was born. I don't care how well you think you can swim. WEAR A VEST. Because even if you CAN swim, and are still conscious, the Puget Sound is COLD.

Typical CC Captain: Hmm, things arent working quite right. Let's add more throttle! That'll fix it.

Wow, that red Sun Tracker had some whale weight on board. It's amazing how many uneducated amateurs there are on the waterways. Thanks for sharing your videos.

Where is law enforcement to back up the laws regarding life jackets!!!!!

Enjoy your videos crazy boaters used to fish Lead Core line right behind the boat trolling people would run right across my line high dollar boat run across my line call Lead Core line boom f*** go he couldn't figure out what had happened I did not mind losing a spool of leg cord line

People on upper deck 😅at you 😅

I use the winch all the time for my boat. Nothing wrong with it. And yes, jet skiers are annoying, but if I was a jet skier and a boater came in on me like that, there would be an issue. They can wait their turn to get in.

I thought the pontoon was going to take out Roland Martin. You would think he would have taught his wife how to drive a boat? Guess it's, "been awhile", lol

Fred would love those dogs to go for a swim.... lol.

@CreditCardCaptain

2 жыл бұрын

😬

It’s not as hard as some people make it look and it’s not as easy as some people make it look. Depends on situation. If you have a under powered pontoon boat with 16 grown people on it and no one ☝️ I mean no one trying to grab the dock and throw a line on it. It gets tuff for cappy. Especially if the wind and current are hauling tail.

Same with me. We moved on a lake in 1960, I was ten and could not swim. My parents put an adult red and white stripe live jacket on me and turned me loose. I learned to swim and float soon after. Babies and children need life jackets. And swimmies on their arms do not count!

In response to your hilarious spider web comment, a captain told me his dad told him, "if ya can't tie o knot, tie a lot". I think this was due to his inability to tie a decent knot. Cheers!

5:25 Brad!! Brad !! Look At Me !! Please Don't Talk To Me !!! ROFLAO Brad now has to listen to her all the way home.

Launching and docking a boat will end a marriage so fast!!!

As a father any child under 13 when on the boat has to have a lifejacket on and butt in seat before motor starts so most times sitting in it as the boat is getting backing in and out no reason to have them fall and get hurt when trying to have fun

For the dude winching his boat. In the state of waSHITon. It's illegal to power your boat on. Prop thrust causes erosion

2:49, the guy executed ignorance with confidence.

As far as pontoon boats go, just because you can, doesn’t mean you should!!

Here's a big fat note for all you boating enthusiasts Captains fishermen jetskis guys. Boats on a lake where fishing is involved. Mixed in with PWC. Bad combination. Lot can happen. Lot can go wrong. Take lake LBJ for example

That rear steering get's em every time. It's not a car Bro.

A spider...LMAO

The lady on the pontoon boat is learning. Gotta give her a break. I've been there learning myself.

His arm is going to look like a fiddler crab LMAO 🤣🤩🤩💯

Spider man is just methin around

Lmao dude looked like Roland martin

Just need bleachers and a concession stand. It's a full spectator sport. 🤪

If the coast guard boating inspectors saw that he be writing up some serious citations on that boater

What... no sailboats???

After looking at what people go through now I have second thoughts about boat ownership