Neil is a trendsetter. In 2024 he finds a way to go Straight to VHS

@Gideon13397

Ай бұрын

It's amazing isn't it?

@FrenchPaul1988

20 күн бұрын

The special effects look like something from 25 or so years ago.

@eb9832

4 күн бұрын

Straight to VHS 😂😂😂😂

Love how with Breen movies I can watch different reviewers describe the same movie and it seems like completely different stories.

@nc2669

Ай бұрын

Artistic interpretation - that's how you know it's great art

@latetotheparty7139

Ай бұрын

Yeah. I've seen some that seem to have a whole other plot thread going on that Snob didn't even mention and I would have had no idea I was missing anything.

@MissDebbieSue123

Ай бұрын

Yes!! Check out Homeless Movie's reviews of the Breeniverse. I was on the floor. I am going to binge the Snobs Breen reviews. Sounds like a fun night!!😄🤗🤨🙄

This movie feels like I'm watching footage from a 90s FMV game that was never made.

@CrypticCocktails

Ай бұрын

That is the comment I didn’t know I needed. You’re spot on

@current9300

Ай бұрын

Neil Breen has really good adventure game protagonist walk cycle.

@d1halberdgnoll963

Ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly. Complete with the "items" that you can interact with being instantly apparent on the screen.

@edwardtjbrown1979

Ай бұрын

Yes! I was thinking the same thing. Something on the Sega CD or something a bit more 'ambitious ', like the Phantasmagoria 2 PC game.

I think it was Fanboy Flicks that pointed out this movie looks like a full-motion point-and-click adventure game from the 90's

@nsxpetes

Күн бұрын

Rlm too

I like how out of all his movies, Neil decided that NOW was the time for a sequel. Like all his movies before Twisted Pair were neatly wrapped up but there were so many unanswered questions that he had to make a follow up

@evandaymon8303

Ай бұрын

Probably because of snob and many other reactions is why he decided to make a sequel. Heck the scene where he get hit by a train and pretends that it didn't affect him is his way of not subtly telling audience he knows his films are bad but he though the laugher of him getting run over is good not that they are laughing at him and making fun for that absurd trope of him getting hit a lot. My point is neil is a naive clueless movie maker

@robotrix

Ай бұрын

And yet is answered nothing and added questions. What happened to the powers he had before like unlocking doors. Can't open the van? Why are Cale's alien made implants failing? So the aliens aren't perfect?

The only reason why I know Neil Breen is a thing is because of you, Snob! Thanks!

@scottneil1187

Ай бұрын

Not an RLM fan huh?.

@gp2917

Ай бұрын

Check out SpaceIce

@MandleRoss

Ай бұрын

@@scottneil1187 haha was just coming in here to mention RLM.

This film was actually filmed in front of a Breen screen.

Cinema will never repay the debt it owes this man.

@wilcee238

Ай бұрын

A whole tree fiddy.

@louisduarte8763

Ай бұрын

"Thank you , Neil Breen, for making even OUR worst schlock look like gold compared to your crap."

@Too-many-Books

Ай бұрын

😭😭😭

Neil Breen sort of reminds me of Louis Wain, the English artist who drew cats, and as his mental state deteriorated, the cats began to look increasingly psychedelic and symmetrical. In the same way, Neil Breen's movies increasingly reflect his descent into madness.

@louisduarte8763

Ай бұрын

Your statement implies he didn't start out already mad.

At this rate, they might as well make an award category for the film academy that goes "Best actor who is not Neil Breen".

Best thing about a new Neil Breen movie, is that we get to watch the Snob review it.

It's impossible to be in a bad mood while a Neil Breen movie is playing. It just can't be done.

@Vast3.14

Ай бұрын

I didn't believe you but then the scene with the white tiger fist fight played and then, as bank president, I was forced to believe you.

@scottneil1187

Ай бұрын

Never watched one, never will. I only use my time to watch good films, I have a very low tolerance for garbage.

@enlightenednormie242

16 күн бұрын

​@@scottneil1187 if that's the case, what are you doing here, watching this review?

I was sure at the end he was going to say "I must go back to my home planet now". and fly straight up like when they got rid of Poochie from the itchy & scratchy show.

after seeing this I am convinced Neil Breen should be in charge of the M.C.U and be the next Captain America.

@wilcee238

Ай бұрын

He’s more of a Captain Caveman

@FrenchPaul1988

27 күн бұрын

Would make it much better than it has been since Avengers:Endgame.

Neil has a new movie? That's it. I'm resigning today as president of the bank just to watch it.

@MajorJakas

Ай бұрын

Yea right, you could just go home early, loser

Finally more of the true Breenius filmography from Neil himself

I would listen to the kitties read the phonebook. They are most certainly actors.

Wow, these folks read their lines like they had just seen them after they had been translated three or four times by Google Translate. Thanks for another Breen movie Snob.

Neil Breen, the Ed Wood of the digital age!

@DarkOverlord96

Ай бұрын

That's an insult to Ed Wood.

@Too-many-Books

Ай бұрын

@@DarkOverlord96 😂 You're probably right, Ed did have a style that is sorely lacking in Breen's "films". I can watch an Ed Wood film from start to finish, but I doubt I could watch an entire Breen film; the short clips I've seen in reviews are enough.

The Tortured Crossing is a special effects extravaganza. This is the George Lucas/Steven Spielberg side of Neil Breen. We now need the Martin Scorsese version of Breen or possibly the Michael Mann side of him. I think I speak for other fans of this man and can boldly demand a horror picture in the style of early Cronenberg or John Carpenter. That is a dream that I wish can be fulfilled. Perhaps a GoFundMe page for Breen??

I gotta give Neil Breen credit, not everyone can make a movie on a budget of $20.

@burninsherman1037

Ай бұрын

Sadly, I think his movies cost significantly more than that. As with most vanity projects, they get money put into them, but still suck because the director/star/producer/everygoddamnthing doesn't know what the hell they're doing.

@vgtrp

Ай бұрын

@@burninsherman1037 I was joking about the $20 thing, due to how cheap it looked.

@evandaymon8303

Ай бұрын

Well true but then again he has the money to afford a Ferrari makes you wonder what job did he worked at before going to make his attempt at a film career to afford a Ferrari? And it's not a fake Ferrari it's the very same one from one of his previous films

@evandaymon8303

Ай бұрын

I look into it a bit. He is a architect Yea that makes sense how he is able to afford a Ferrari and make these films

@vgtrp

Ай бұрын

@@evandaymon8303 The Ferrari is the only thing in his movies that isn’t fake. Does make me wonder were the money for his films is actually going if can afford a Ferrari.

Couple of things to unpack here. He seemed to make sure his lead actresses wore really short dresses. And despite his obsession with AI and gene editing, he clearly has no idea how they actually work or what they do.

@evandaymon8303

Ай бұрын

Closest he got is that it does involve with computers for ai but that's about it

The X-Men/Glass reference made me nearly choke on my sandwich. 😂😂

17:42 "I know what I'm talking about because I'm ....the judge? The Vice President?"

Because of the Snob, Brutal Moose and RLM Neil Breen is now a staple in my household.

Breen needs to get into FMV murder mysteries.

The Breenius returns!

Good god, that greenscreen work is magical! XD

@SigEpBlue

Ай бұрын

Maybe we should call it "BreenScreen" here.

I laughed way too hard at the tiger scene 😂🤣👍

@Too-many-Books

Ай бұрын

And why is it a white tiger? They don't even exist in the wild anymore. His inner Vegas is showing, he definitely went to more than a few Siegfried and Roy shows!

Think that's actually Neil's Ferrari 430 Modena. The Testarossa in Double Down was his too.

Pictures of abandoned asylyms and that type of stuff is beautiful in my opinion, so imo it's factually correct to say there's beauty in this movie.

A sequel, Neil Breen? You spoil us.

"The hospital he's bern funding" - looks rather Soviet to me from the images Neil Breen used.

@Too-many-Books

Ай бұрын

Yeah, how did it get so run down so quickly? The building pictured was abandoned 50 years ago at the very least. It would have looked awful when he started donating to it. Did he just mail the check without ever going there. I think the operating room scene says it best.

I love it when Snobby reviews Neil Breen movies. I never heard of him before Cinema Snob. Neil Breen needs to hire Snob and his cats to be in one of his movies.

2:46 LO-fucking-L. Breen never fails to stop with the hilarity. Also, it's a tram, not a bus. I was certainly not expecting a dance number in a Neil Breen movie, that's for sure. Plus, this is the first Neil Breen movie not to take place in Las Vegas. Though I believe it's filmed there in Breenscreen Studios.

Holy shit, it finally happened, Brad found a film that was cheaper anything David Decoto makes now!

This is the first Neil movie that I won't describe as "so bad is good"

_"Holy sh*t it's a castle!!"_ It's only a model.

This whole movie was Neil Breen creating an early 90s FMV-based point and click adventure, like Wrath of the Gods or The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery.

The most Philips CD-i movie I've ever seen.

That dance sequence is the most amazing thing he's ever done

I saw this in a one-day-only showing at my local Alamo Drafthouse - all of us turned it into an impromptu Rocky Horror experience. Thanks for introducing me to his works, Snob!

Oh my God!!!! It's finally here!!!! I almost gave up hope!

I find it incredible how Breen seems to... not know things, I guess? Has the man never had an injection? Does he not know how syringes work?

These are amazing for not being great. And I love how the Snob reviews these Breen masterpieces.

I mentioned this to you in one of your previous videos 5 years between films i guess its better than waiting 10 years great video

Tommy Wiseau got James Franco. Who is Neil in the biopic? I volunteer Liam Neeson!

8:15 Think I've been to this castle--Bran Castle in Romania.

@danielvandersall6756

Ай бұрын

Dracula's stronghold was a castle called Poenari--his stronghold and the site of many of the legends about him. It's just off the Transfăgărășan highway into the mountains--a road "Top Gear" called the Greatest driving road on earth. It's in ruins, sadly--not from any attack but by landslides. Today it is maintained by a local historical society. Only way to get to it is up about 1500 steps--nice cardio workout to see a ruined shell of a once awesome stronghold. From Wikipedia--During the Communist era in Romania, foreign visitors sometimes spent the night inside the ruined structure; among them was Fatimeh Pahlavi's husband, Vincent Lee Hillyer, who claimed that in the night the temperature was much lower than usual in the castle (even in the month of July), smelled rotten flowers although there were none, he suffered from bizarre nightmares, inexplicably contracted keratosis, and got the "overpowering feeling" that he was being watched and got bitten without being physically assaulted.

Always love when Brad delivers

Perhaps the success of this sequel will encourage Breen's ambition and creativity to bring forth other sequels. Or perhaps bring in other characters from his other movies. I want to see the return of Cyber-Jesus from "I Am Here...Now" that's his best film in my humble opinion. Also less green screen, real sets always brings a higher quality to the films.

About time, snob! I feel like I've been waiting years for this!

Seems neil getting self aware doesn't change him that much

Even for a Breen production, I must ask "What the hell even is this?" 😂😂

How is this the first sequel? I refuse to believe that. I'm with you Snob, the Breenverse is real and continuously built upon through direct sequels.

@evandaymon8303

Ай бұрын

Or maybe this sequel is start of the breenaverse

@deathsyth8888

4 күн бұрын

This is the first direct sequel. Everything else is in the same "Breeniverse".

Dang Double Toasted should be roasting this in the week so i get double the entertainment. Thanks Cinema Snob 🤣

@iceheart862

Ай бұрын

be sure to try his Cinema snob cereal it will bring out the snob in ya. (believeit or not starts to play.) each box comes with a free Caligula poster.

😂I made it all the way up to the tiger fight... Then I died. I swear, I haven't laughed like that all year. Ok. I'm gona try restarting the video and get through the rest of it.

A delicious review. Neil films remind me of the acting in FMV games like Phantasmagoria.

I am sure hoping Brad does a review of 'Vanished - Left Behind: Next Generation'. 😂

Having red lines on the thumbnail made me think I had already seen the vid (in the video progress bar).

saw this on my feed and i dropped everything i was doing to watch this. Omg. 🤣🤣

Totally been waiting for this one lol.

It’s the kind of zmovies Ed Wood would have made if he was alive today

This is odd. I was thinking of Neil Breen yesterday. Now Brad comes out with a new video about Neil Breen. I must be psychic. 😂😂😂😂

NEIL BREEN 6!

I really wish she had said "get over here tired"

14:56 I haven't heard acting like this since the first Resident Evil game 😂

WTF!! I kept expecting the Energizer Bunny to break into the scenes!😂

"Breen Screen" is a marvel of cinematic genius he truly is a master of is own craft lol

I love Snob's Breen videos. And his James Bond reviews; hint hint.

Classic Breen, Classic Snob, thank

Thanks, Max Landis!

There is something fascinating about these movies. Not good, but fascinating. Like, what would David Lynch do with nothing but green screens, stock footage, and a cast of PTA members?

@vulteiuscatellus4105

15 күн бұрын

He’d still do better. He’d make something truly nightmarish, disturbing, original, and insightful - instead of derivative conspiracy theorist garbage that looks like unfinished ‘90s video game cutscenes. Don’t you dare compare Lynch to this hack.

Just what I needed

The bad greenscreening in the other movies was building up to this, the ultimate Breen screen film

I was rewatching all the Neil Breen reviews just last night and wondering when you'd talk about this one.

I secretly play "Believe it or not!" at the start and end of all your videos!

@chaosvii

Ай бұрын

Thank you for being a real one on the down-low.

This guy is a true master with powers.

1:15The psychic Siamese cats return! 3:15 Or just break them out of the van now with...wait, what the hell ARE Cade's powers? 3:45 Those "guys in suits" are his investors. 9:42 "Something is wrong with this guy!" Ya think?! 13:38 No Breen movie "needs" to be made. How the deuce does Neil Breen get money and actors for his movies?

he's a genius. dude knows exactly what he's doing and its fucking genius.

This looks like a 90s CD game, Under A Killing Moon be one of them 😅

You kept saying this was filmed on green screen. I think you meant breen screen.

Neil, filming in actual locations would be so much easier than matching the scale and perspective of greenscreen shots with the background stills. Although, I must admit you are pretty good at it. That shit's hard!

This is Neil Breens Sound of Freedom

That's a strange looking bus 😂

The best comedy I have ever seen. The best of the worst. Although, of course, there are others just as bad or worse.🤣🤣🤣🤣

I used to wonder what was going on inside Breen's head but I really don't want to know anymore. It scares me!!

Finally another neil breen film review 😊 Ps glad to see burt and pearl again

A new neil green film? It’s a magical day

I swear this movie looks like a 90s point and click adventure game 😂

Was this filmed during the lockdown or something? Feels like more green screen than all the other "films". Also, gotta love the delivery of "Damn, we need to make this an even fight!". 😂 And did he say that twice? Is that the spell for cloning?

@FrenchPaul1988

27 күн бұрын

The green screen and the fight scene towards the end with the people clearly not facing each other had me think of this. At least it would make sense.

I love how some them are stumbling over their lines 😂

Jesus Christ, the use of green screen is absurd! Sin City had more physical set pieces than this! 25:09 Neil Breen should never smile again!

Neil Breen knows the score, save money by using the Green Screen instead of paying for those pesky filming permits.

"Damn! We need to make this an even fight."

New Snob 👍

Neil Breen is basically if Michael Scott from _The Office_ made movies.

I was just talking about Neil Breen yesterday, oddly enough.

Good video. You're awesome. 🙂

I swear, if you Google "unintentionally hilarious", this movie shows up.

Lloyd would approve of twin Lloyd kittehs green screened fighting tigers.