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@LucasPerezNY

3 жыл бұрын

Fist reply also hi

@Rustayy

3 жыл бұрын

Yo

@Ludi2799

3 жыл бұрын

Here so quick man

@jairq_q6104

3 жыл бұрын

Liked the vid bro keep it up

@drakewhite2660

3 жыл бұрын

Silence Brand

Imagine being on the marketing team for Wendy’s and you’re tasked with writing Wattpad stories to earn your income and support your livelihood

@Thimble-berry

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine they commission freelance writers to do it. Same with the KFC dating sim.

@vanillabatbones

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like my kinda job

@skrtchy1445

3 жыл бұрын

@@vanillabatbones damn, same, someone sign me up

@emilye.9059

3 жыл бұрын

Sara tapped her pencil on the dark mahogany wood of the conference table, her eyes staring straight at the white board and clock ticking second by second above it. All had been going fine and well this morning; picking up her dog's awful little present in the kitchen, racing Jaxon to school before detouring to work, having to smile at the security guard in the lobby with that awful dill pickle smell as she speed-walked by, until she got to her cubicle throwing her jacket over the back of her chair. She hadn't had any time to make a tweet yet, the creative wit of Wendy's roasts not giving her the muse she needed to face the music that morning. She'd sat down in front of her computer, ready to scour the usual morning emails, memos, and advertising strategies when her boss tapped on her on the shoulder to call everyone in for an emergency meeting. Oh no she thought, they've reviewed the time stamps, I knew this new job was too good to be true! Silently the employees filed in through the front door one by one, each unsure of what this emergency meeting was about. They eyed each other carefully, wondering who among them might know the true meaning of this change from the norm. "Good morning everybody," David announced, clapping his hands. "As I'm sure you're aware, our marketing strategy of using twitter has been going awesome lately -- " wait what? Sara thought she was the one in charge that morning. "It seems last night Joe came up with an awesome marketing strategy" Of course, Sara thought, narrowing her eyes. Perfect Joe. Ever since she'd started working at this office all he ever seemed to do was be out to one-up her. Yes, that type. The type with the ambitious air and know-it-all stare. How come he was getting the spotlight? "Asking our customers for roasts, we're all the public is talking about now! McDonalds didn't even have time to clap-back-- we have to figure out a way that'll really knock 'em out of the park to show these young teenyboppers what we're made of. Let's get creative folks! I was just thinking of creative ways to increase customer engagement when we got an idea from one of the higher ups--" Wow, that was serious stuff there, word from branches in corporate must have traveled quickly. She wondered what could possibly warrant a call or idea from another corporate level employee, not expecting for a second to hear what came out next. "Does anybody know what this w-w-aatt, wattaboard, no that wasn't it..." "Sir do you mean wattpad? The freelance website?" Joe queried. The website with freelance work that Jaxon was talking about? "Yes that's the one! They're taking off! I've just seen a brilliant tip from one of our employees! To increase customer engagement we thought we'd take advantage of some of our writers and creative types here in this office by asking anyone who was willing if they could lead a team to write some stories centered on new drinks we'll be releasing shortly! Of course whoever is up to the task should know that the company has offered to make them eligible for the company's annual bonus!" Sara's eyes flashed to Joe, her mind thinking back to Jaxon and the new shoes she'd seen him eyeing at the store. Sara left up from her chair, taking everybody's attention by storm. "I'll do it!" She shouted, Joe shooting sideline glares as David, smiling big bright and wide glanced at the rest of the team, "Great initiative Sara! Now," He turned to the white board, an excited smirk on his face, "What's your story idea about?" And with that they were off.

@aoi394

3 жыл бұрын

That was my thought too! Like someone is getting paid to write these! Imagine someone asking what you do and you say you’re a writer and they ask what you write and you have to tell them you write for the Wendy’s wattpad account lmao.

Alt title: Jarvis is desperately trying not to flirt with these brands for 16 minutes

@williehornung

3 жыл бұрын

2020 has us all a little lonely

@liainahamilton2145

3 жыл бұрын

@@williehornung please touch some grass😭

@sunnycloudy1337

3 жыл бұрын

Alt title: everything the OP just said + ... and fails miserably

@acomet2509

2 жыл бұрын

He was not avoiding Zaxchys when he said he was dtf

"Wendy's wattpad account" sounds like something I'd only hear in a dream

@cassuttustshirt4949

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean 'nightmare'

@fancyfrog3407

3 жыл бұрын

@@cassuttustshirt4949 I think you mean the best dream of my life

@oscarredfearn3492

3 жыл бұрын

What if you had a friend called Wendy who likes Wattpad?

@oscarredfearn3492

3 жыл бұрын

@@butters643 yes

@tomfitzgerald3885

3 жыл бұрын

wake up, bro wake up

"it is weird to be having a conversation with a beef snack..." --says a beef snack

@hopingrazor731

3 жыл бұрын

😳

@refining_chaos

3 жыл бұрын

Hey... Good job.

@mountaindewbajablast4794

3 жыл бұрын

AYYYYYY

@indeedical26

2 жыл бұрын

Nice one 😏

@i-3297

2 жыл бұрын

Sus...

bruh the wendy's wattpad is getting so much attention. this is your fault, Jarvis.

@maple4597

3 жыл бұрын

@moi is me *JARVIS IS TRYING HIS* _VERY_ *BEST*

@therealplaguerat

3 жыл бұрын

That sentence has probably never said before

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

That’s good right? RIGHT?

@afallavollita2995

3 жыл бұрын

​@@guyfieri4017 #WendysWorldDomination2021 🤗

Jarvis is in a dating sim where the only options are brands. Who will he choose? Slim jim? The other one?

@crummycreator5548

3 жыл бұрын

Probably Slim Jim. It seems like he's locked into their route since he got the DM cutscene with them. Plus it's kinda the canon route, so if you don't heavily try to go for another it will probably sort the player into the Slim Jim route. It's a good thing it's my favorite story line! Slim Jim is ✨best girl✨❤

@jdbonzo1

3 жыл бұрын

@@crummycreator5548 Agreed. Slim Jim is waifu

@Lucaz99

3 жыл бұрын

Depends. He might go with KFC if it’s represented by hot husbando Colonel Sanders

@Amiator99

3 жыл бұрын

please someone make this

@smcphee8499

3 жыл бұрын

Someone write a fanfic

Slim Jim x Jarvis Johnson x Colonel Sanders, a Wattpad fanfiction We need to make this happen people

@ceebadoobee

3 жыл бұрын

hire the wendy’s people to write it

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceebadoobee on it (should I actually write it orrr..👀)

@ceebadoobee

3 жыл бұрын

Wendys YES PLEASE

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceebadoobee ight

@cassandraburns9073

3 жыл бұрын

@@guyfieri4017 drop the title when its done? I def wanna check that out lmao

I'm gonna start calling Wendy's marketing strategy "Chaotic Corporatism"

@DDub04

3 жыл бұрын

“Relatable Capitalism”

@thineevee7345

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@-xphobia

3 жыл бұрын

"Manufactured Authenticity"

@jeandunham1363

3 жыл бұрын

I think kfc would be chaotic marketing, Wendy's is just relatable marketing

@-xphobia

3 жыл бұрын

@@DDub04 the term most leftys use is actually "Rainbow Capitalism"

wendy's: we should get someone to write fanfiction for us as a marketing strategy some former Tumblr kid with an English degree: M Y T I M E H A S C O M E

@addielo823

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean former tumblr kid... oh wait you mean tumblr adult with an English degree

@Hessed3712

3 жыл бұрын

Jupiter Liam 🤣🤣🤣

@alfie3.14

3 жыл бұрын

There's a Wendy's account on wattpad, writing love stories about food

@69_natalia_420

3 жыл бұрын

I- wendy fanfic sounds like the one weird kid who ate rocks at recess.

@she_evel

3 жыл бұрын

I can't decide if this is a rubbing hands together evily (I think I just made a word up) situation OR a jumping up and down in joy situation!

Fun fact: Slim Jim's full name is Slimothy James.

@shanonfree8210

3 жыл бұрын

Slimothy Jimothy

@floralvixen

3 жыл бұрын

slimothy jimothy

@mybeansarecooler

3 жыл бұрын

Slimothée Jalamet ✨

@atomhearts

3 жыл бұрын

@@mybeansarecooler that's it. this is the best one

@doughnutgirl525

3 жыл бұрын

Omg slimothy XD

Imagine the guy who runs slim jim thought he was using his personal when he DMd u

@copperqueen1816

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair the guy who runs it uses it pretty much like a personal either way

@CheshieD

3 жыл бұрын

@@copperqueen1816 yikes

honestly the kfc dating sim is low-key amazing. i have been following the illustrator before they were hired to do the art for the game and it seems like they were treated and paid well, and they had fun doing the work, and the game has some cute and semi funny stuff in it! still very weird. obviously. and i don’t really care for kfc. but for a free game that’s essentially an advertisement it’s surprisingly high quality and entertaining lollll (better than the mario lopez lifetime movie anyway)

@littletomato6561

3 жыл бұрын

Next dating sim: Jarvis at company high, following the trope of “girl at all boys school”, but with a non company at a company’s school

@calowenby1654

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, come on. It was a Hallmark movie, not Lifetime.

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

also the vanvan guy at 11:37 looked like something straight from jojos bizarre adventure

Why does this feel like the Subway bit from Community has leaked into reality?

@charliesweb7071

3 жыл бұрын

Meppity THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

@thedestroyasystem

3 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME

@karyssa5

3 жыл бұрын

Okay but also like that whole bit in community about KFC where they made that space simulator- like that has to be next right?

@thedestroyasystem

3 жыл бұрын

@@karyssa5 omg so true

@allih6444

3 жыл бұрын

@@karyssa5 The KFC game console sounds pretty similar to it so maybe that will be part of the game 😂

If you’re not in the next KFC dating sim game we’re rioting.

@hisoka2000

3 жыл бұрын

periodt😌✨

@nyindiamcnaughton

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@cass12234

3 жыл бұрын

If you don't play it, we are rioting

@katsukibakugou7964

3 жыл бұрын

I'll join

@Sojack

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qql6q7FvqLmrabA.html

I really love how kum & go just responded with "kum & go"

@thineevee7345

3 жыл бұрын

go & go

@moosegal3533

3 жыл бұрын

kum & kum

@rosin_eater

3 жыл бұрын

go & kum

@beardsleymicah

3 жыл бұрын

& kum go

@Cera_01

3 жыл бұрын

shoot n' scoot

Hey Jarvis did you know home depot also has a wattpad account and reads southpark fanfics

@nariaein

3 жыл бұрын

wait what

@baconhotline

3 жыл бұрын

@@nariaein yup

@gorbsupreme7555

3 жыл бұрын

THE FUCK

@jj_jester

3 жыл бұрын

wait-

@ryan_klaudt

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao south park is so specific

Brands really trying to get what Dennys Tumblr created. Pathetic.

@maddiepaddy2608

3 жыл бұрын

The blueprint^

@aliceis9068

3 жыл бұрын

denny's tumblr was the best and only one

@supreme_chr375

3 жыл бұрын

This has nothing to do with your comment but I haven't seen a detective conan pfp in a while 👁👁

@lordskeletor481

3 жыл бұрын

Then we need to do like Tumblr did to Denny's, destroy them with memes about how their CEO's are capitalist running dogs whose collective wealth needs to be seized and redistributed to the people.

@alynnidalar

3 жыл бұрын

nothing can compare with the alien nature of denny's tumblr

I think Wendy's actually hired a 16 year old to write their stories on wattpad.

@anonymous71207

3 жыл бұрын

that writing is way too good for wattpad tbh so I could see it

@simly5189

3 жыл бұрын

I know and I actually love it. It’s so ridiculous it’s great

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

no i did it myself

@calowenby1654

2 жыл бұрын

If they did, at least that little writer got paid.

How many of the social media interns posting as these companies are genuine 22 year old Jarvis fans taking their shot lol

@calowenby1654

2 жыл бұрын

I never thought about it that way, but that is a good theory and I’m now wondering.

Still can't believe this all happened because of the Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account deciding to pretty much exclusively post Sanic memes lol

@thineevee7345

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MilqueeWayGaming

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was because of the Denny’s tumblr?

@jj_jester

3 жыл бұрын

@@MilqueeWayGaming omg not Denny’s tumblr-

I believe Wendy’s started the whole twitter thing and every other brand decided to jump on making it less cool and more annoying

@TheRainyKingdom

3 жыл бұрын

Denny’s was on tumblr a while back which I believe started it

@trinity-ul2es

3 жыл бұрын

slim jim has a whole fucked up meme page, and has had it for a while

@bruhjime2675

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't cool. Ever. Nobody ruined it Wendys was annoying from the very beginning.

@simly5189

3 жыл бұрын

I always find it super funny when brands do this. I know I’m feeding into it, but it’s exactly the nonsensical ridiculous crap that is my humour

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr i hate followers 🤢

anyone else remember when Wendys dropped a mixtape coming after other fast food companys... or was that some weird fever dream i had

@emi-ne1kv

3 жыл бұрын

oh god not the MIXTAPE

@emilj5143

3 жыл бұрын

if it wasn't true maybe it was our collective fever dream

@emi-ne1kv

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilj5143 mandela effect watching us: i wanted to see if i was powerful enough to twist their minds

@kylestark7409

3 жыл бұрын

God I remember the Wendy’s rpg, that was ... interesting.

@dsaybra

3 жыл бұрын

there was a hamburger helper mixtape too

“We use square patties so they hang over the bun, and the people like that” -Dave himself, founder of Wendy’s. Also why does Van Van look like a Jojo Character

@andsgradite392

3 жыл бұрын

Insert Jojo copypasta here

@awesomedude5558

3 жыл бұрын

Huh. He does lol

@galaxychill9578

3 жыл бұрын

are you deadass goningto ignore how Aeshleigh is spelled

@liamk3451

3 жыл бұрын

i think thats the point

@callmeqt1269

3 жыл бұрын

Wait but I don’t like that. It’s actually super annoying. Just make it fit the freaking bun like everyone else. You’re Wendy’s - no one wants “different” they want “cheap” and “passable.” Perhaps “edible.” No one gives a darn.

The emotional tug-a-war of “this is a soulless company trying to get your money” and “this is a regular person running the account” is stressful. I heard that the younger generation is the most mentally ill and depressed in modern history, so seeing a brand trying to connect with that, humanizing their brand, in effort to get us to spend more and more money is sick. But on the other hand, those young people are running the accounts, and may genuinely be struggling. I hate these blurry lines, they are hurting my eyes and my mind

@mintsmooth860

Жыл бұрын

easy, brand = bad. the person behind the account might be real but its not who they are, its their job. they're doing this because a 60yo boomer company ceo told them to. if you want to connect with a person, go on their personal account

@hb6839

Жыл бұрын

​@@mintsmooth860 so real

Thank GOD the KFC Console will be available before Christmas...

@yooooooooooooooo696

3 жыл бұрын

harmbudrlerd

@kitchenstove3440

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@pokerusfreak8194

3 жыл бұрын

right after Cyberpunk releases. bad timing for them

@herolink1362

3 жыл бұрын

I will never forgive kfc

@aconcernedcitizen5779

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the ultimate ‘hey son, we couldn’t get a ps5, but this is just as good, right? r i g h t ?’

There is nothing funnier in all of brand Twitter than “chicken chamber”

@Dgero

3 жыл бұрын

Quoth the Sanders, “ c h i c k e n c h a m b e r ”

@alexanderharrison7421

3 жыл бұрын

That's it, you're going to the *Chicken Chamber*

@lillythepone2994

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, guess KFC is taking design advice from 1940’s Germany

@cb.on.yt22

3 жыл бұрын

most importantly of course

@SwizzleDrizzl

3 жыл бұрын

*uh oh, you did an oopsie! into the chicken chamber with you*

Take a shot every time Jarvis says “bRaNdS aRe JuSt LiKe uS”

@Lostfloortile

3 жыл бұрын

I'm try not to die from alcohol poison

@kathansen6995

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why I thought screenshot

@elani9624

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathansen6995 Lmao same

"brands are inescapable" ok but have you seen Tumblr? Idk who tf is putting ads on there but it sure as hell isn't Wendy's 😭

@extrnalsorce4974

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what this implies, but I don’t like it

@Iron_Stigmata

3 жыл бұрын

@@extrnalsorce4974 Tumblr's ads will basically just be something like the following: a low resolution picture of a pebble with the title "Brazilian Pizza Farms?" then the subtitle will just be a keyboard smash. I am not exaggerating

@extrnalsorce4974

3 жыл бұрын

@@Iron_Stigmata Sounds like heaven and hell

@Iron_Stigmata

3 жыл бұрын

@@extrnalsorce4974 It fits the chaos of my dashboard very well ngl. Sometimes there will be ads I mistake as shitposts

@acrylicabyss

3 жыл бұрын

Denny’s scares me

the guy who runs the slim jim account is actually pretty cool, i’ll literally *never* eat a slim jim but he does good work

@simiancarroll5167

3 жыл бұрын

@@gangmaki he is doing his best leave him alone

@NathanAllebach

3 жыл бұрын

the original guy actually passed away tragically earlier this year, his name was andy hines

@gangmaki

3 жыл бұрын

@@simiancarroll5167 as long as i expressed my thoughts with respect i dont really see the need for you to tell me so

@cambot9281

3 жыл бұрын

Ok what is wrong with u why wouldn’t u eat the meaty stick of goodness what the heck

@batooldalloul9397

3 жыл бұрын

I was 400th like

It's absolutely fascinating to watch but also that entire segment about colonel sanders?... well.... 👀 ya know what I'm saying...

@Jacobmathews.

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@angelic_boy

3 жыл бұрын

SHEN NOOOO!! Nananznxnj

@polar-sj9dp

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@bennettanderson9839

3 жыл бұрын

Two of my favorite KZreadrs, wonderful

@taco10lex

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit i forgot about you shenpai i need to watch your videos again lol

Don't take a shot every time he says "brand" because your liver deserves better

@fakebob9591

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you my friend

that episode of Community where Subway was a person turned out to be weirdly prophetic

The tiktok thing is so weird because now brands are trying to get employees to make tiktoks for marketing. but when employees were actually sharing aspects of their jobs because they genuinely enjoy it and wanted to share that with their followers, people were getting fired for it.

@bonnecherie

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically Sherwin Williams fired a guy for even suggesting the idea. Apparently they didn't like him 'wasting company time and resources' even though he bought the paints he didn't mix for customers himself and did some some of the work on his off time. He had his entire TikTok account set up for it, and SW just smacked it down. Considering my husband used to work for them, it doesn't shock me. >.>

@yawninglion1677

3 жыл бұрын

Literally looking for internship jobs and a lot of brands are looking for people to do every social media thing ever, including Instagram and Tik Tok. One brand even wanted someone who could make "dank memes". It's crazy.

@besos4169

3 жыл бұрын

That's capitalism for you

Food brand games in 1996: "Let's put a Doom clone in kids' cereal!" Food brand games in 2020: "Oh, Colonel senpai!"

@1999colebug

3 жыл бұрын

Colonial.

@Caldella

3 жыл бұрын

@@1999colebug Lol yay autocorrect.

@natashamilton4298

3 жыл бұрын

i read this twice because i thought nothing was wrong with it. theyve broken me. the brands have broken me

I can't believe Jarvis leaked his DM's with Steak-Ems smh my head

@kaylabrazyy3421

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaazyburt2151 LMAOOO

@karisjoy5348

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaazyburt2151 plsss

New game: “Was this tweet from a real person, or from a brand twitter account?”

Brands in your comments and DMs? Weird.

@hydra__yt

3 жыл бұрын

hi, I guess I'm first

@jfifthb

3 жыл бұрын

lemme get a discount code tho

@asapling

3 жыл бұрын

Do you guys sell peanut butter?

@EGIMSL

3 жыл бұрын

SILENCE, BRAND

@amaneyugi902

3 жыл бұрын

eye- The purple mattress brand-

Jarvis: "I am being bullied.... So do your part." Me: *begins bullying Jarvis*

@jakman8515

3 жыл бұрын

Ok. HA JARVIS HAS A RUBIX CUBE SHIRT AND WAS HEARING GLASSES SO HES A NERD

@makijaahoe3025

3 жыл бұрын

Jarvis pee pee poo poo There

@yoyohayli

3 жыл бұрын

I'll hold him down, you get some swings in. Swirly is scheduled for 3:30 in the out of order toilet.

@temugebagira6592

3 жыл бұрын

hes NEEEEEERD

@aaaameeera

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoyohayli kk

Come back next time to see “Which brand will Jarvis be f cking next?” !

I know it’s artificial as hell, but I can’t get myself to hate it. I prefer it to brands being overly formal and professional. I also like the idea that they’re hiring memelords to run their Twitter. That gives me a spark of joy.

@batmorrigan7616

2 жыл бұрын

I aspire to be a professional meme lord

I was looking away when he started reading the Wendy’s wattpad and when he said “Courtney Craig” I 100% miss heard it as HORNY Craig and i was very taken aback 😭

@shalmali-379

3 жыл бұрын

ME TOO XD

@aubanana

3 жыл бұрын

Sameeee oof

@iateanentireleprechaun7294

3 жыл бұрын

What I thought it was horny Craig

@ocinidolegna

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was corny craig

@greengatorade1831

3 жыл бұрын

ME TOO DUDE

Jarvis did you make this whole video because you were sad about the hat

@zefcatz

3 жыл бұрын

feels good to be youe 400th l i k e

@helainanatasha7496

3 жыл бұрын

feels good to be youe 474th l i k e

@serialpotatoer974

3 жыл бұрын

Feels good to be your 513th l i k e

@soygaming69

3 жыл бұрын

feels good to be youe 550th l i k e

@sawyerharms6143

3 жыл бұрын

feels good to be youe 555th l i k e

KFC has a romance novella "Tender Wings of Desire."

Every time I hear about brands in any capacity I always come back to that meme with the crab shooting the lasers and saying SILENCE B R A N D

"Surely there's a person who runs that account..." No, Jarvis. The online brand accounds have become sentient 😨

@dustind6102

3 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to warn Jarvis about this, otherwise he likely won’t see, it will be too late by then.

@strangedogthatisslightlyan7860

3 жыл бұрын

@@dustind6102 On it!

Imagine waking up and looking in your DMs only to find Ronald McDonald saying “Hey big boy”

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

I've had nightmares like this for years

@imaninfantilekageroo3172

3 жыл бұрын

NO-

@spicycherrymilk9058

3 жыл бұрын

Um

@suzichee6193

3 жыл бұрын

jail is over there, onii chan

This man actually got flex tape to notice them. Actual legend

3:21 SunnyD-pressed

Uno: tells us how to play their game Everyone else: shut up what do you know

@thewanderingassassinlk3136

3 жыл бұрын

Not me people need to learn the rules or leave

@jmanpolo5611

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewanderingassassinlk3136 you will likely end up playing alone...

@audreyloomis526

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean... what do youno

@dinodoestuff

3 жыл бұрын

@@audreyloomis526 shut the hell up im keying your car

@audreyloomis526

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinodoestuff no ❤️

Imagine being so popular SLIM JIM texts you like they’re your friend

@marvingonzalez8586

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad their products are shit

@ianowens1905

3 жыл бұрын

@@marvingonzalez8586 eh, they’re ok

@swampman420

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianowens1905 if someone gave me a slim jim i'd be grateful but a little puzzled

@thelmd1347

3 жыл бұрын

@@swampman420 me too

@DDub04

3 жыл бұрын

Jarvis should start referring to them as Slim James

Congrats bro

bagel bites supporting bts and chips ahoy stanning loona is the fever dream that i did not ask for... it's cute but why

I love how no ones talking about Wendy’s writing Jarvis and SlimJim fanfic.

@doityourselfbombs

3 жыл бұрын

writing what

@abbycantrell1369

3 жыл бұрын

Jarvis needs to read that on the channel, and if he doesn't? We riot

@aria1613

3 жыл бұрын

pardon

@Your_Native_Mothman

3 жыл бұрын

Wait is that real because then I need to start my wattpad account up again

@RainyDays2790

3 жыл бұрын

seriously???

P-Kentucky S-Fried 5-Console

@Hanzaggity

3 жыл бұрын

N-N-NANIII!?

@amara3591

3 жыл бұрын

ANNNNDDD WE HAVE A WINNER

@lj.853

3 жыл бұрын

You'll never believe the best conspiracy theory yet!...

@hihigh6814

3 жыл бұрын

YOU CRACKED THE CODE

@therealplaguerat

3 жыл бұрын

@@hihigh6814 KFC seized the ps5 orders

This has even more relevance now that Mario Lopez is playing Colonel Sanders in Lifetime's A Recipe for Seduction 😭

Brand Twitter needs group therapy

KFC has a romance novel too. It's called Tender Wings of Desire. Do with this information what you will.

@liainahamilton2145

3 жыл бұрын

oh

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

Um. Ok. Gotta link? Asking for a friend.

@tahurahossain6012

3 жыл бұрын

great, now I will be spending my afternoon reading 'Tender Wings of Desire' by KFC.

I'm just here to boost that algorithm to help my boy Jarvis thrive

@tyleralan1470

3 жыл бұрын

do replies help?

@tyleralan1470

3 жыл бұрын

cause like

@tyleralan1470

3 жыл бұрын

ill make a whole thread to help our boy

@tyleralan1470

3 жыл бұрын

you know cause our boy is da man

@tyleralan1470

3 жыл бұрын

and also whats up with butter on pancakes who thought of that?

I think its so funny how the kfc dating sim definitely traced jojo for that character

14:45 “pahpah”?

cant wait to get a job as a wendy's fanfic writer

@aidenhoogstra8636

3 жыл бұрын

@Maisie Crookston Screaming Through Time: (walking into office) Hi I’m here for the interview? Manager: great, why don’t you sit dow- Screaming: DORA LOOKED LONGINGLY INTO DIEGO’S EYES. ‘ITS WRONG, WE’RE COUSINS’...

@user-zt4lp7fn1q

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidenhoogstra8636 oh pls no no no

@lilypaigeham

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidenhoogstra8636 OH I SEE

Jarvis x slim jim wendy's needs to write fanfics about this

13:42 YES! companies are forcing employees to do tiktok videos. Im a pharmacy technician at Walmart and on top of processing dozens of COVID shots daily and all of our other duties, we're now being forced to do STUPID TIKTOK SHIT!!...It's fucking insanity. This is company wide, so if you see one, know that we didn't have a choice. I just wanna do my damn job 😩

'"Should I keep talking about this or am I giving brands exactly what they want?" yes

The amount of tension between Colonel Sanders and Jarvis is immaculate

To be fair that wendy's wattpad fic is exactly what wattpad fics are like

Prince EA be like: "Did KFC ever actually stand for something?" *mindblown*

4:49 I follow Wendy’s on Wattpad. As a writer, Wattpad is my life purpose.

I know this has literally nothing to do with the topic at hand, but Jarvis' eyelashes looked really pretty in this video

@ultimatequeenofdeath666

3 жыл бұрын

YOOOO youre also a carter, whats up!

@sockholderz

3 жыл бұрын

OMG U RIGHT!!!!! hes a pretty boy

@dappermancer

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultimatequeenofdeath666 YOOOOO

@mrahzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, on this topic, the longest, most beautiful, luscious eyelashes I've ever seen belonged to an old college lab partner of mine. He probably got a little weirded out during labs because I probably stared at his eyelashes/into his eyes a little too long and a little too often because of how luscious they were. I swear some men have eyelashes for dayyys.

@dappermancer

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrahzzz You, comrade, are incredibly valid

KFC is just vibing on a whole other plane of existence at this point

Velveeta isn't cheese by definition, cheese is made from the curds found in spoiled milk (what we call cottage cheee) and Velveeta is made the same way as American sliced "cheese" by creating a product from the weigh found in spoiled milk (generally by powerizing half of it and mixing it with the liquid portion then allowing it to congeal into a large loaf) although both products are called "cheese" by the masses the fact is American cheese and Velveeta are both not true cheeses as a result of their lack of curds during the production process

It would be REALLY good publicity if these companies paid their workers living wages 🤪😍

If I had to sum up this video in a single sentence it would be: Jarvis having an existential crisis while simultaneously simping for anime Colonel Sanders for 16 (not so straight) minutes

@tianettebooysen9690

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO, perfectly said my guy

@lukanvanderlinde

3 жыл бұрын

"16 NOT SO STRAIGHT" LMAOO

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464

3 жыл бұрын

A perfect comment doesn't exi-

I’ve played the Kfc dating sim before it is actually kinda fun especially if you play it with friends and give the characters voices.

I can't wait to play the KFC dating sim with the KFConsole

Yo slim Jim gets a pass, their page is actually lit 🔥

"why is everyone addressed by their first and last name" -Jarvis Johnson

@me30000

3 жыл бұрын

J. Jonah Jameson Jr. is rolling in his grave

@idkdy5972

3 жыл бұрын

@PestoMayo hey Pesto Mayo

@nevergivingup3434

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's a french thing

@ronin_wins

3 жыл бұрын

@PestoMayo I am one of those kids

@Pixel3572

3 жыл бұрын

Some people missed the joke in this comment lol

13:00 theyre literally making fun of cyberpunk 2077 LOL you missed that Jarvis

@J4ygotskrilla

3 жыл бұрын

How?

@priultimus

3 жыл бұрын

@@J4ygotskrilla jarvis mentions how they use bright red, which is their branding and they write text regarding a delay on that brand that matches the colour. If you look at Cyberpunk 2077's delays they're yellow like their branding and they had to move their release date to dec 10th, which is one day after when KFC said they had to "move" their release day

@J4ygotskrilla

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ok

@yadsewnde8699

3 жыл бұрын

@@J4ygotskrilla it's also pretty on par with CD red's cyberpunk message in wording too lol. I couldn't help but laugh

@_HuffleProud_

3 жыл бұрын

I think a better time stamp would be around 12:30 jsyk :)

i love it when brands acts as person its hella entertaining

5:22 - This hits home. I'm on a lovely trip to Tampa right now.

Brands are just like us. They want to date Jarvis Johnson j/

@skeletonman1126

3 жыл бұрын

wdym j/

@guyfieri4017

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@Icrecreqmart34

3 жыл бұрын

/j* sorry if i come of rude btw

@arigetout

3 жыл бұрын

@@skeletonman1126 /j stands for joke (they did it backwards lol)

@Prickly_Cactus_1993

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Potbelly: this is Jarvis's fault Jarvis's fans: *JARVIS IS TRYING HIS BEST*

@midnightwatercrest4299

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@judethomas6400

3 жыл бұрын

He's trying his breast, cut him some slack.

@joebhelz

3 жыл бұрын

Crying his best

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

Lying he's dressed (just running with the sexy brands theme)

11:11 WHAT??? WDYM IT DOESN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE??? WHAT ELSE WOULD IT EVER MEAN???

The Slim Jim joke had me dying laughing for TWO MINUTES straight. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO UNIRONICLY LAUGH FOR TWO MINUTES? APPARENTLY ITS POSSIBLE WITH SLIM JIM. What am I saying? Slim Jim is love, Slim Jim is life, and Slim Jim is tasty beef snack.

“brands suck” “now a word from our sponsor”

@adammurray9177

3 жыл бұрын

Jarvis talking about how hot brands are and them hooking up Jarvis’ GF: 👁👄👁

@rm_steele

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny, he should've made a joke about that

bruh Community predicted this. Subway was given a human form and now it's happening. Prepare yourselves

We need more brand talks here 😉. We Love talks more than their stocks , i mean their whole inventory of products and supplies.

"Shut Up Uno No One Was Talking To You" *Sad Uno Noises*

You should talk with Sarah Schauer, she used to do the Denny's account and so she might have an interesting in on how these brand accounts work.

@reaganrambles1951

3 жыл бұрын

The one on Tumblr that started it all?

@ClaytonGoldhawk

3 жыл бұрын

@@reaganrambles1951 tbh not to sure, she has her own website with her credentials though, she did some really iconic stuff.

@bethm5852

3 жыл бұрын

Wait I didn’t know she used to run a brand account lol

@maxieeex3

3 жыл бұрын

oh shit that was her?? i remember it was such a huge meme on tumblr lmao never knew that tho

SLIMJIM CCCOMMENTS ON EVERY INSTA MEME I SEE AND IT SCARES ME

@spiplayrojo4745

3 жыл бұрын

I have no memes

@callmeqt1269

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiplayrojo4745 wait... that’s relatable. If you follow my thought process here... not having memes is a meme in and of itself. We have out memed the very nature of memes. It’s a meme paradox and now we can’t escape.

@lukefischer3688

3 жыл бұрын

slim jim has good taste

@toastwell6488

3 жыл бұрын

That social media guy must be really bored or something.

@thepeoplewhodostuff997

3 жыл бұрын

Louis-Patrick Lauzon OMG UR PROFILE IS A FLAMINGO YASSSSSSS

Can't wait to play cyberpunk in the new KFConsole while eating fried chicken

The wattpad stories have me in actual tears

If we made tik-toks at my last job at an auto parts store, we would have intentionally embarrassed the company so much that their profits would've taken a hit. Me and pretty much all my coworkers were pretty transparent about how shitty the company is. Which made the customers like us more.

@marvingonzalez8586

3 жыл бұрын

I think Making Tik Toks at an auto part is already weird

I'm hoping whoever runs the slim jim account was just like "Damn, I love Jarvis, I wish there was a way for him to actually read how much I love thid video.... WAIT"

jarvis x slimjim fanfics aus in the making

KFConsole resceduled to December 11th!? Now the question is whether Cyberpunk will be a launch title

@aroundth3w0rId

3 жыл бұрын

Play cyberpunk 2077 with one hand and eat your broasted chicken with the other.

Omg! The uno bit sent me. You were like "don't tell me what to do!" And in my head I thought "missed opportunity to say do-no" and you came right back with the "don't tell me what to do-no" and I'm truly grateful you made that joke! My guy!

I can't help put laugh at the Uno comment, "pipe done uno, no one was taking to you?!" Love it.

At this point I just like listening to Jarvis talk so I rewatch videos despite already watching them multiple times... I dont even watch, i just let it play in my earbuds and work on stuff