Classic Bill Burr. His woman voice always gets me 😂

@anneb889

4 жыл бұрын

“Oh it’s asparagus, I thought it was pesto”.... sadly I can picture women like this, and I say that as a woman, lol.

@newusername7281

4 жыл бұрын

His woman voice always gets me.

@geompon6505

4 жыл бұрын

*HIS

@Lymbe06

4 жыл бұрын

Alison Arias “Womenssss issuessssss”

@soccerman127

4 жыл бұрын

"Wanna go to brunch?!"

Best line ever was "If you're thinking of marriage just go find a woman you hate and give her all your stuff that's how it will end up anyway so save some time."

@CinemaDemocratica

4 жыл бұрын

My major professor in college used to say, "Find a woman you don't like; buy her a house."

@primedailyquotes8759

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Bombadildo lol it’s the truth though. Check the stats

@le-blanc1440

4 жыл бұрын

@Tom Bombadildo but that's kinda how it is, difference being that one takes longer.

@brians5724

3 жыл бұрын

That's from Johnny Carson.

@nuntana2

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Bombadildo Why’s that, mommy’s boy?

"Who wants to sleep in on Sunday when you could pay eighteen dollars for eggs; *now* you're thinking!"

@rogerloves4025

4 жыл бұрын

Dude i really didnt get that joke? Can u explain. .

@CinemaDemocratica

4 жыл бұрын

@@rogerloves4025 Yes, happy to! :-) In the United States, if you go out for breakfast -- not brunch, but the earlier, seven-day-a-week breakfast -- you might have eggs and toast and bacon and juice and coffee, maybe pancakes, and the whole thing might cost eight or ten dollars USD. At some restaurants, particularly but not exclusively on Sundays, you can go to a meal that runs from the middle of the morning through the early afternoon, at which all the same things are offered together with a few more -- sometimes smoked salmon, sometimes prime rib, often some sort of pork cutlet -- and it's buffet-style, so you pay one price but it's more expensive. So the joke here is that she wants to dramatically overpay for what is basically a pretentious breakfast, instead of sleeping in. (He's being sarcastic with the supposed compliment.) Personally I like brunch once in a while and it's obviously unfair to say that it's just eggs. But I get it. :D :D :D

@AntonioRios3

4 жыл бұрын

@@CinemaDemocratica I love it when people are courteous to each other on youtube. It's rare. Thank you for the explanation, I didn't know what brunch was either.

@ticketforlife2103

4 жыл бұрын

I hate brunches man

@CinemaDemocratica

4 жыл бұрын

They *can* be good -- they can be spectacular -- but like so much else about the service industry, nothing's going to last about the experience like an apathetic execution. And most brunches just scream out, "Eh, we've already got your money."

"Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you could go out and pay $18 for eggs?" - that line is ON POINT. 😂

Bill with hair, not married and without kids. Yep that was a long time ago

@justinpettit3432

4 жыл бұрын

Ah how things change over time. I'm interested to see how his comedy will be about being a dad now. Lol.

@sarameiragootblatt1819

4 жыл бұрын

danda adnad I’d say even bell burr before therapy. The best

@gokuss15

4 жыл бұрын

Justin Pettit he’s a lot angrier and darker.

@gokuss15

4 жыл бұрын

It’s great

@dandaadnad529

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinpettit3432 look at his special on Netfix. It's recent

"Yes, he DOES have a knife" I died right there

@justcallmpeter

4 жыл бұрын

No he doesn't

@lukemanius

4 жыл бұрын

So did Bill

@JargonMadjin

Жыл бұрын

Knife claims another victim

@toby7582

Жыл бұрын

So did the guy checking for an intruder.

I love how Burr is as angry back then as he is now. I respect the level of this man’s consistency.

@heinzarniaung2915

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say he's mellowed out a bit. Plus he's playing the whole angry dude bit up for the show.

@gangr3l

Жыл бұрын

@@heinzarniaung2915 Oh no he is still just as angry. He is just better at channeling it :P

lmao bill burr's character development: "i can't believe people get married and have children, star wars sucks" to *married and has kids and plays a fan-favorite star wars character*

@ALJ9000

3 жыл бұрын

How times change

I like this young guy, he's gonna go places.

@nathanbruce1992

4 жыл бұрын

I dont think so bro. His act is good but hes too much of a ginger

@jakrispy3418

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people who liked ur comment didn't get it

@tiktokcrazy6965

4 жыл бұрын

Tom K he not good I see him at Walmart in a few years

@dmitriym.3618

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakrispy3418 get what, I don't think he's being sarcastic, this guy is pretty good.

@cavior44

4 жыл бұрын

@@dmitriym.3618 I am ;p

Respect for homie at 4:20 who pulled his arm from around his girl to clap

@Baronnax

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, that's great.

@Lbelm77

4 жыл бұрын

Lol was that really such a sacrifice that it warranted respect?

@kwinntao9522

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lbelm77 yes

@SuperSizeMe

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lbelm77 in that moment, yes

@juljasmaharchive

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Saucedo weed

As a CHILD when I first saw Titanic I laughed SO HARD when the guy bounced off the propellor in Titanic... and my father gave me the most HORRIFIED look as little 7-year-old me was giggling like a devil at the way some dude died. XD

@rageoftyrael

2 жыл бұрын

In your defense.... a 7 year old shouldn't have been watching the Titanic, lol

@leviroch

2 жыл бұрын

The real question is how did a 7 year old sit through that boring arse slog of a film lol

@lambrosk3790

2 жыл бұрын

WOW. I had two friends, (close brothers with good senses of humor), who told us how everyone was crying and horrified but THEY LAUGHED SO HARD when the guy fell off at the end and bounced off the railings. Brings a smile to my face.

@lambrosk3790

2 жыл бұрын

@Let me offer you this U being serious? 3-4 years. Although many individuals don’t recall early childhood or dreams I’ve noticed

@nexxusty

2 жыл бұрын

@Let me offer you this Who doesn't? I have memories of when I was 4.

The girls laughed hard at 'I'm wearing a tuxedo, not because I wanted to but because you wanted to dress up that night'. Hit pretty close to home!

"That was so romantic, don't you think?" "NO!" 😂

Bill Burr must have seen a married man who was happy...

@Contra7311

4 жыл бұрын

He watched a John Mulaney special

@SovietDouchebag

4 жыл бұрын

Nia a bitch tho.

@TCt83067695

4 жыл бұрын

@@SovietDouchebag smh how juvenile

@nR00R

4 жыл бұрын

And now he's married and happy. Who'da thunk it

@andrewford6945

4 жыл бұрын

Toasted cheeseburger

I love the part where Bill Burr states that they pick and choose the equality they want. That is so true and don't understand why more people don't notice that.

@whoever_81

2 жыл бұрын

Many people notice I believe.

@chamboyette853

2 жыл бұрын

@@whoever_81 I really really hope you are right. When looking at MSM one would not think that. Do all your friends notice that?

@whoever_81

2 жыл бұрын

@@chamboyette853 Yes...

@chamboyette853

2 жыл бұрын

@@whoever_81 cool.

@smokeyjoe291

Жыл бұрын

It’s cos it’s a generalisation that applies to so few and sporadically selected individuals that housing it as some kind of prejudice towards a whole type of person is just insane

Bill Burr isn't a comedian, he's a realist that makes people laugh... lol

@vmundoortiz551

4 жыл бұрын

He is like a Patrice Oneil

@allisoncoppola7451

3 жыл бұрын

Have you watched Jim Gaffigan by chance? His new Pale Tourist isn't very good, but his older stuff is super funny- On amazon prime as full shows, some on youtube. Clean comedian but funny!

@henrydouberly3950

3 жыл бұрын

Those types of comedians are the best

@ripskip160

3 жыл бұрын

@@allisoncoppola7451 I lost all respect for him when he went full on orange man bad.

@adammilette3076

3 жыл бұрын

That's what comedians do... they make a valid point on something and people laugh not just because it's funny but they're like "OH MY GOD THAT'S SO TRUE"

I'm not married, no kids,... And my nephew whose married with children looks older than me. Truth.

@mr.1125

4 жыл бұрын

How old are you?

@donhill1825

4 жыл бұрын

Nephews can easily & obviously be older than their uncles. This isn't saying anything unless you give ages.

@XTRABIG

4 жыл бұрын

EVERY one of my married male friends looks at least 10 years older than me- im not married nor have kids. And I'm talking about a difference in real age of one or two years. They just look so worn out and done. Women are too demanding and suffocating. They denand all your time and are selfish.

@cuauhtemocmorisco3493

4 жыл бұрын

@Strefanasha achatvalu this rings true😂😂😆😆😆

@olymolly3637

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 33(F) this year, single, determined to stay this way for personal reasons. When I go out with my (69yo) mom to shop sometimes people who seldom meet me will ask, "are you working, or.. still studying? Or..." But yeah the way I dress is a huge contribution to my overall image as well. I dress as I did 15-20 years ago & don't wear makeup, & my personality isn't of a 33yo woman. Peers my age already have 1-3 children in tow etc.

I remember when I was a kid, my mom would drag me into places like Pier One imports. She would force me to shop with her and I once complained, "Mom, why am I here? Can't I just wait in the gamestop next door?" "NO," she said, giving me a sharp look. "This is husband training. Your wife is going to come to places like this and you WILL learn to endure these places." Now she wonders why I am still single.

@Torengest

2 жыл бұрын

hahahaha did she really say husband training to you when you were a kid. thats fkn hilarious

@SpicyPepperon

2 жыл бұрын

Asian mom huh

@WorldWalker128

2 жыл бұрын

My parents gave me some advice that also convinced me not to get married. My dad: In a marriage, when arguing with your wife, you can either be right, or you can be happy. My mom: I can't wait for you to have kids one day so you go see what you put me through. Okay. Then I won't get married, and I won't have kids. That's what I told them when I was 14. They laughed. To this day I've never wanted to date or have kids. My dad thinks its funny. My mother is annoyed. Edit: I'm 33.

@anondescriptbullet

2 жыл бұрын

Right now, imagine a dad gives his daughter "wife training"

@gabyponte6497

2 жыл бұрын

@@anondescriptbullet I'm a Latin mom...we give our girls wife training

Comedians are the modern day philosophers. Gotta love Bill Burr! Makes a lot of sense.

Just the title alone had me dying on the ground laughing. Because it's so true, we all totally misread the Titanic, who didn't think it was a romance, instead of what it really is, total horror movie?! Bill Burr always tells the truth. We gotta back him up every time he speaks. He's the man!!!

@matthijsvanemous7046

2 жыл бұрын

Almost every women after the accident: this was a horror night. This trip is ptss material.... Meanwhile all the men: drowned

Lol “You wanna make some sandwiches, go to the park?” 😂😂

@AlphaMom55

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😁 I'm 46 and I've never made that suggestion.

@traceford4904

4 жыл бұрын

@bastet lioness You must be beating guys off with a stick.

@jayare1515

4 жыл бұрын

bastet lioness right as I heard it 😂

@busufila

4 жыл бұрын

Is that PESTO in your omelette lol

@OceanSkate401

4 жыл бұрын

bastet lioness I am storming ya castle, ma lady.

I never saw the live action Aladdin - but if I did I would guess that Bill Burr would’ve played the part of Iago

@chrisbradshaw6099

4 жыл бұрын

you know gilbert gottfried is still alive, right?

@Mikecetti

4 жыл бұрын

It's true, he even sounds like the Danish version of Iago. I can see it.

@jerameelcorporan9974

4 жыл бұрын

I wish he did

@fangshacva

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Bradshaw who ?

@justinpettit3432

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

When 'Titanic' was re-released in theaters my late wife insisted I take her to see it. When it was first released, I was in night school studying engineering and I somehow avoided seeing it. However, she got got it on VHS tape and would watch it in the evenings while I was at school. She loved this movie and thought it was the most romantic movie ever. Years later we go see it at a theater. I'm watching this movie and immediately realize that it's a complete comedy of errors: DiCaprio and the rich guy sparring over Kate Winslet is the most stupid thing ever - neither realizes what a total hot mess this girl is and that, if they were smart, they would stay as far away from 'little miss trouble' as possible because nothing good could ever come of a relationship with her. Come on folks, the girl was waving more red flags than a May Day Parade in Tiananmen Square. Any sane man would have quickly ditched her. Needless to say, my wife was extremely disappointed in me that evening. Bill Burr is correct: it's a horror movie.

@seekthineselfcultivateyour3657

2 жыл бұрын

DiCaprio took one for team that day, showing us the female fantasy that women think we men exist to provide for them even at the price of death, and it sold like hotcakes, and still is one of these most popular movies on Netflix to this day. Luckily, better movies like Avatar overtook that terrible horror film in the box office. Don't be her gentleman guys. DiCaprio was trying to warn us, and with the Great Gatsby too. Don't be a martyr, and don't give your valuable time to women.

@etoineschrdlu9382

2 жыл бұрын

@@seekthineselfcultivateyour3657 Women have been taught that they are entitled to two things from men: that we are their beasts of burden who must provide for them and do their bidding, but more importantly, we are duty bound to sacrifice our lives for them. At one time women understood this and in return treated and served the men in their lives with respect and gratitude. Those days are long past.

@timburton4150

2 жыл бұрын

@@etoineschrdlu9382 even worse. Rose survived, lived her life, married had kids....dies and goes back to her teen lover. Some guy spent his life l, giving everything to her, and she's in love with a guy who died a lifetime ago.

@dlon4539

2 жыл бұрын

@@timburton4150Exactly. You read my mind...the afterlife sucks. Furthermore redeemed murderers partying with their innocent victims etc. BS

@tshidi129

2 жыл бұрын

How exactly was Rose troubled? She was smart, beautiful and charming... She never wanted to marry Billy Zane's character, and he didn't love her either. He wanted to get married to gain access to his inheritance. Not to mention he had a violent streak... In fact Hotly, Billy Zane's character, was the one with all the red flags.

5:28 "My God, that was so romantic! Don't you think?" "NO!" That just killed me right there!

I've seen 3 or 4 versions of the same set of jokes, probably 20+ times in total, and I always laugh my ass off to this set. It's incredible

@michaeldonahue5068

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the truth? How rare is that? Damn few sets hold their edge for reason of their insights...

@jackhamm5554

2 жыл бұрын

Is that Pesto ?

God. I love Bill Burr. He was calling out stupid bullshit in our society even when he was less known.

That buffett metaphor is so spot on. I love it.

"In the unlikely event that we are both on the Titanic....." already in tears lol

I don't think I've ever heard Bill go that long without saying the F word.

@sparrow_solas

4 жыл бұрын

they made him do this set again but clean for tv

@drumdad54sdl47

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not a prude but this proves that you could be funny without using that word.

@OfDaSouth

4 жыл бұрын

drumdad54 sdl but think about how MUCH FUNNIER it coulda been...

@joejitsu034

3 жыл бұрын

Americans. Absolutely fine with a society that causes school shootings but swearing is too offensive 👍

@ryanerney223

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Darth Maul. I have a tattoo of you on my legw

The one husband at 4:21 is like oh wife I can laugh and clap at this joke? You’re laughing oh sweet I can!

3:15 Him mimicking a silly woman never fails to get me.

Definitely one of the GREATEST STAND-UP comedians EVER!!

Him and chappelle are my top 2 comedians of all time!!

@bossHogOG

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Jones nah CK, then burr and chapelle

@memememox2

4 жыл бұрын

Try andrew schulz... you'll have a 3rd one

@PersonaN007Grata

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@wrestlingisdeadmoveonwithy8939

4 жыл бұрын

This guy is mediocre as shit. Hardly laughed at all

@shannongandy3552

4 жыл бұрын

@@wrestlingisdeadmoveonwithy8939more of a Dane Cook guy, huh? 🙄

i hope he never ever stops doing stand up. such a fucking legend.

"Is that pesto?" LOL Im dying...

Burr is the only comedian who kills so much I can watch the same video five times and still bust a gut over his jokes.

"I'll be wearing a tuxedo not 'cause I wanted to but you wanted to dress up that night" closes the act by a hilarious reference to the start, comedy genius.

Is that Pesto? Asparagus? I thought it was Pesto.

@jamesagwe2981

4 жыл бұрын

Nice reference

@JetBen555

4 жыл бұрын

OOOOHH ITS ASPERAGUUSS

@MuttFitness

4 жыл бұрын

I just want to flip this whole thing over and get out of here.

@lebbo88

4 жыл бұрын

@@JetBen555 I THOUGHT IT WAS *P E S T O*

@davidhutchinson7888

4 жыл бұрын

PESTO. DEFINITELY PESTO.

The guy's craft is flawless...his persona is honest & weary ...& that is heart of stand-up.

"Yes he does have a knife!!" lmao 😆🤣😂

He is married with a kid now? funny guy classic 😂🤣😂

@15SilverSurfer15

4 жыл бұрын

And bald

@4Mikes4Mindset4

4 жыл бұрын

@meaturama he's a casualty now. But he was redpilled spot on most of his comedy

@vmundoortiz6105

4 жыл бұрын

His wife is african American

@PINEAPPLE-jp2rv

3 жыл бұрын

He has two kids now;a daughter and now a son🥳🥳

@Minsang1st

3 жыл бұрын

@@vmundoortiz6105 lol just say black dude

This little ginger guy sounds just like Bill Burr

@TheSmokeeeey

4 жыл бұрын

Dying for someone to comment "bRo tHaT iS bIlL BuRr" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Gabi-vt4ex

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSmokeeeey r/whooosh 🤣

@TheSmokeeeey

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gabi-vt4ex r/doublewhoooooosh 🤣

@juljasmaharchive

4 жыл бұрын

Corey Mineard it is

@coreymineard

4 жыл бұрын

Julian Mahoney 🙄

You know you're a real Bill Burr fan when you also know these jokes, but in a more uncensored form from another set!

4:19 that guy wants to laugh so hard but his wife is right there🤣

I've seen this bit at least 7-8 times, and it's STILL hilarious.

10 years later, "l'm married and l love it". Time truly makes us look silly

@bannedbycommieyoutube5time920

Жыл бұрын

Time will tell

His "NO!" always gets me! 😂😂😂

People say Bill Burr's comedy is "pessimistic". Nah, it's "realistic" if you agree with what he says. It's only "pessimistic" if you disagree with him.

I guess he eventually met a married guy who actually looked happy.

@awesomatic150

4 жыл бұрын

who?

@lordmoldybutt1260

4 жыл бұрын

@@awesomatic150 he's saying Bill is married now

The moment when you know the bit so well you notice every single swear he left out xD

High pitch voice: “Is that pesto….oh, it’s asparagus, not pesto.” lol! I’ve also heard these same type of vapid conversations at brunch. 😂

This must be one of the best pieces of comedy!! I love this guy

"Im 36, not married, I sleep on a futon" And now he's happily married with kids, sleeping on a real mattress. Good character arc :)

I've watched this like 50 times but it still cracks me up every time 😂😂😂

Sometimes you can just tell when an entertainer, especially a comedian, has "it"- he just does

Oh it’s asparagus!!!... “ I just wanna flip the whole table over” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am a woman and approve this message! Hilarious and I had no idea he could do stand up without cursing and I REALLY enjoyed it. Love Bill Burr. I can’t stand brunch. I’d rather cook great eggs at home, let Mt man sleep in and enjoy his day.

@paulbuyswebdeveloper7402

4 жыл бұрын

Angelofmusic Wonder please marry me.

@Heavenzvoice

4 жыл бұрын

paulbuyswebdeveloper Lol... 💍👰🏾 ok we’re married!! Let’s go to brunch! 😂😂😂😂

@lilblondiebear

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@ihsahnakerfeldt9280

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it important to mention that you're a woman before "approving this message"?

seen this bit before but hot damn that;s pure gold comedy right there

5:59 The delivery on this is textbook.

One of the GOATs of comedy.

Bill Burr before he dropped baby Yoda.

Legendary Bill Burr set

"I'd be that dude when like the boat breaks in half that dude who like falls straight down bangs off the stuff and goes into the water." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

@rosaamarillo2110

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

12 years, 1 marriage and 2 kids later. This bit has aged pretty well.

“Just buy something i dont care.!!” Me everytime I’m shopping with someone

@reganwolf4405

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤭

I know this bit word for word but it still makes me laugh when he says it. What a legend!

I love all of the faces and voices that he does. It gets me dying every time!

4:20 My guy waited and made sure it was safe before he decided to clap

This young guy deserves a place to shine. He will make it out of KZread one day.

@BrickMasterMax

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@johnmarx3919

11 ай бұрын

Hey, he's made it to Netflix...

He's hilarious with the women impressions!!! 🤣🤣🤣

This is his Best Comedy Bit. Clean & Super Funny

After seeing my mother and her husband recently while she throws the worst shit she can think off at him over nothing while he literally did nothing and then seeing herself as the victim in the situation because he dared to smile over how ridiculous the situation is the only thing I can think off at that moment is "I'm so glad I'm not married"...

@imakrewitatl

2 жыл бұрын

Yo mama cray-cray

@DaDitka

2 жыл бұрын

I can't say I blame you. I'm unmarried too, and that is one of the reasons why. Some rewards are just not worth the risk you have to take.

Accidentally played this on .75 speed and thought bill was just coolin the whole set

@Khutt11

4 жыл бұрын

N Walker try starting it on 1.25. It’s basically Bill on coke.

Listening to this makes me grateful Bill picked a wonderful woman to be his companion,Nia seems more down to earth than what Bill's perspective of women were like. As a woman I can say he was on point too lol!

He is funny, and REALLY understands women. The buffet joke is bang on.

Loved the voice that he used for "women's issues" lol

Back when ole Billy Redbush had hair! Classic bit. Nice to know JFL can put ACTUAL comedy up once in awhile.

Jokes didn't age like fine wine. They've always been fine wine 💪🏾

Only just really started watching Bill..he's superb..fantastic comedian💯

I gotta find full shows i can listen to while i work. Time would fly. Dude is the best of his craft. Never change Bill

@jakepark9025

Жыл бұрын

He has podcasts on youtube! Every Monday and Thursday!

@bogartwilley

Жыл бұрын

If you like Bill Burr, you might enjoy George Carlin. Sadly Carlin is no longer with us but he has a few specials on KZread.

@KRATOS825

Жыл бұрын

Dude is the best of his craft because he is telling the truth.

“I’m not compatible with women” Now married and has a daughter with a son on the way 😂

@drews2444

Жыл бұрын

To the most annoying woman alive. What a mistake he made....he sounds like a battered woman when Nia comes on his podcast. I had to stop watching it was embarrassing

Bill Burr isn't a comedian, he's a religion for some of us.

@paddyj7690

4 жыл бұрын

Preach brother

@pdfbanana

4 жыл бұрын

i like bill but that's sad

@phenyovictorsako4173

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Soo much relevance mate

@wyattearp585

4 жыл бұрын

I cringed lmao

@wingman-1977

4 жыл бұрын

Dennis Nelson Amen brother.

I love how Bill’s impression of a woman is just your average middle-aged white Karen 😂

0:56 the apendicitis bit slayed me 😂😂😂😂

5:50 funny how I remember this part...how many times I had to watch it w people...

The "dirty" version of this is funnier. Stupid comedy central made him do a clean version for TV. Censorship is lame.

@anneb889

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, so this was a different set? I thought he said there’s no feminist in a house fire, where are they, she puts her short hair in two little pig tails, I’m just a girl....I started thinking, am I remembering this wrong? Lol.

@pizzaguy6497

4 жыл бұрын

Nope same set musta got edited out

@bossHogOG

4 жыл бұрын

blorgous mcCheese nope, different set. It’s right in the fucking title. Although OP is wrong as well because this isn’t Comedy Central.

@Priscillababy26

4 жыл бұрын

What’s it called ? I wanna watch it

@fretbuzz59

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it isn't, not at all.

Holy crap is is so good..I watched this 3 times in a row..his delivery and foreshadowing is amazing..and obviously his context

Love this guy ❤️

Never gets old

Me undies! Me undies! No more sweaty balls!

@andrewkelly6828

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, that's been stuck in my head forever. Every time I see a MeUndies ad, I'm singing it. Bill does the best ads. Shari's Berries! Get your BERRIES here. And zzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppp recruiter....

@mattgrundy27

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewkelly6828 Shari's berries might be the best podcast ad EVER!

@The.Kyle.Scott.

4 жыл бұрын

Bah doo doop doop

@yungtim52

4 жыл бұрын

ZIP...........

@yungtim52

4 жыл бұрын

.........recruiter

Oh man he speaks from my heart!

Just genius comedy. So great, truly funny!!

Bill burr is definitely my favorite comedian by far

wish i had heard this before i got married and divorced after 10 years.

@javieraponte5159

4 жыл бұрын

Listen to tom leykis, he helped me escaped the financial slave plantation known as marriage and kids. 😎👍🤳🥃🍺🍷🍹🍻🍸🍾🥂

@elvis316

4 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't listen. Blow jobs are very convincing. Those will never stop, right?

Legendary set

One of my favourites

So incredibly true. Women are loved unconditionally. Men are loved on the condition they provide something.

@sliceofbread29yrago52

2 жыл бұрын

Wow that's a good line right there

@somefuckstolemynick

2 жыл бұрын

That’s because women do provide. They provide the opportunity to procreate (and most of the effort of it). That’s why we pay them for it.

@greenrabbit860

Жыл бұрын

Thats because life is sacrifice. Men sacrifice their bodies and lives to provide and protect while women sacrifice their bodies to procreate, nuture and bare children. Men and women are not equal, never have been never will be. To think other wise is plain stupid. We are built perfectly to work with each other and be each others strengths for each others weakness. We compliment each other.

I love how all the women in the audience are all giggling and clapping everytime Bill Burr talks about guys suffering. Lol

It's so true...all of it. I have to pause the video to calm down from laughing so hard

The face he makes when he says “Oh My God let’s go fill it up with some stuff!” AM SO DEAD 🤣💀

@lilblondiebear

2 жыл бұрын

My husband and watch this and laugh about how our roles are reversed - he's the one trying to fill our schedule and I'm the one tryna sleep in lol

@josiahkatomd6149

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilblondiebear my girlfriend is the one doing all the filling. She’d rather not lift a finger but write for a list and try to convince you the whole day why you need to goto the grocery store.