“U can’t say black guy, his name is Wendell, hey wendall the gay guy said I can’t call u the black guy” LMFAAAAOOOOO

@onlyon349

4 жыл бұрын

funniest thing i heard

@swingtity9798

4 жыл бұрын

how many people I actually pissed of like that....I knew it was funny :(

@Calilou52

4 жыл бұрын

@@swingtity9798 You probably werent doing it as a joke though

@swingtity9798

4 жыл бұрын

@@Calilou52 probably because you know me so well right? 2 reasons: it IS funny and bitches are oversensitive. and I'm legally blind...black skin and "broken hands" are obvious traits

@stanleyc2978

4 жыл бұрын

@@swingtity9798 You sound mad unfunny, lmfao. Everyone thinks they're a comedian.

I normally hate comics who laugh at their own jokes, but when Bert Kreischer laughs, it tickles the shit out of me. It's infectious.

@richardvargas4950

4 жыл бұрын

definitely helps that he's just naturally funny rather than a constant punchline rythm

@FOSHOYODUDE

4 жыл бұрын

right??? its so genuine. like truly feels like im having a beer with him at a BBQ kind of laugh lmao

@TheSpecialJ11

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's because he genuinely finds what he talks about funny, like he's just having a conversation. Typically because he is.

@MichaelMagill1990

4 жыл бұрын

I laugh when I make jokes because the idea is just so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh. Deadpan is a hell of a trick man. I dunno how comedians say the ridiculous shit they say without cracking. And the thing is, most of them do eventually just because the shit is that funny.

@p_s_hoffman8772

4 жыл бұрын

Its like he's you're buddy laughing with you. Also you can tell it's completely genuine when he laughs at his own jokes. He's just havin a good time.

HES THE MACHINE!!!!!!

@DSchae2165

5 жыл бұрын

LOL I was about to say something about his Russian adventures. You beat me to it.

@NIHILWR

4 жыл бұрын

YESSSS........FUCK YOU - THIS IS RUSSIA

@user-ug9kv9fm4w

4 жыл бұрын

HE IS THE MACHINE!!

@tanimations1929

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck that bitch this is Russia

@kyleh3615

4 жыл бұрын

Дa

"If dave chappele hadn't taken off for South Africa and chis tucker hadn't found jesus, Kevin hart might not be working." Holy shit.

@netmatrix75

5 жыл бұрын

Thats taking shots at Kevin Hart. hahahah

@MrSh4des

5 жыл бұрын

I dont even like kevi hart but hes 100 times funnier than burt could hope to be.

@mikeyoutube9233

5 жыл бұрын

@Mark Kerce Triggered much?

@PoofyKittyPants

5 жыл бұрын

It's almost like he was telling a joke.

@user-xw5lu4hh2p

5 жыл бұрын

Mike KZread shit isn’t holy

Bert had the one guy sitting with the lady in the green dress dying

@fema956

5 жыл бұрын

DEFxRECON bro that guy couldn’t get straight face going

@prettyboycat8278

5 жыл бұрын

that's Bob Herzog with local 12 Cincinnati news lol I watch him every morning

@downtownlife

5 жыл бұрын

@@prettyboycat8278 Whos the woman in green.. she is fucking banging looking... dat body.

@mikek4610

5 жыл бұрын

DEFxRECON the lady with the beard on conan?

@spawn2110

4 жыл бұрын

@@downtownlife Sheila Grey

Anyone else think it's weird to see him with a shirt on?

@littlehorn3401

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@ChrisJones-pi5mh

4 жыл бұрын

He's the real life Randy Bobandy lol (Trailer Park Boys)

@finnainsley9088

4 жыл бұрын

I feel uncomfortable seeing him with a shirt

@durchhalter

3 жыл бұрын

It‘s almost obscene to see him in a shirt like this ... have a little decency!

“She bleeds school colors roll tied”😂😂

@mvp4lithuania

5 жыл бұрын

What is 'roll tied'?

@TheRealStonk

5 жыл бұрын

Rytis K. “Roll tide” is the rally cry of the Alabama Crimison Tides football team. They kinda just scream it.

@Kilz78

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealStonk Every other sentence is "roll tide"

@icecoldfelicia

4 жыл бұрын

tide

@robertmorris2690

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealStonk r/woosh

Love how that one host couldn't even speak, he was just laughing hysterically the entire interview.

Bert just made everything clear about Kevin hearts career... I'm actually speechless

@charliedillon1400

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy for TV shows and dumb people...biggest earners.

@exthechickenwing

4 жыл бұрын

Bro right!

@joe1574

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hart's*

@thelolmaster1997

4 жыл бұрын

@@joe1574 no Harts = possessive.. Hart's = Hart is.... Kevin Harts fame... Kevin Hart's famous

@Irishhound

4 жыл бұрын

@@thelolmaster1997 i pray to God this is a joke

"Hey Wendell, the gay guy says I can't call you black"

Whenever you make conan laugh at something you know he shouldn't laugh at, you know you're doing something right

@Raccoonlover84848

4 жыл бұрын

Marten Dekker no u

" bye bert" 😂😂 in the high pitched laugh voice

@jmas225

4 жыл бұрын

I loved this, glad you got the comment out !!! lol!

"Thunderstooooormssssss"

Bert is genuinally one of the funniest people ever. The whole thunderstorm bit i was rolling on the ground in teirs laughing i couldnt breath

@NoootABigDeal

4 жыл бұрын

Can't breathe or spell, let me help you: genuinely* tears* breathe* you got this buddy I believe in you.

@NoootABigDeal

4 жыл бұрын

T A R I sounds like someone ran out of toilet paper...

@avamay8329

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoootABigDeal Hey buddy, its been a year, have you taken your head out of your ass yet?

@NoootABigDeal

2 жыл бұрын

@@avamay8329 stirring it up a year later says a lot more about you than it does me.

@avamay8329

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoootABigDeal I can see that you have not. Better luck next year

I love how he makes adults behave like high school kids by just being present

He made the news guy laugh so hard he said “Bye Bert” in berts own voice

Bert is the closest human from evolving into a bear

@Sunshine_Daydream222

5 жыл бұрын

I read "beer" Instead of "bear" at first lol

@IPlayOneOnT.V.

4 жыл бұрын

"Pinch its' nipples"? How'd anyone get close enough to a bear to do that?

@austinmauger1724

4 жыл бұрын

Him fighting one was just player recognising game

@MetalWolfReaper

4 жыл бұрын

@@IPlayOneOnT.V. I think he was going to say gay bear. Seems like he's a pretty gorgeous bear, IMO. He probably knows gay bear culture

@taylorduncan5703

3 жыл бұрын

You haven’t seen Josh Potter

I couldn’t stop laughing when he said my daughters are stupid 😂 😂 something about the way he was laughing he 100% low key was like damn that felt good to say out loud lmfao 😂

Bert is like if you grabbed the mountain from game of thrones and shrunk’d him

@hadies5773

5 жыл бұрын

Solid Snake56 so is everyone

@FishAreFriendsNotFood

5 жыл бұрын

"Shrunk'd"????

@thewakawakafish4622

5 жыл бұрын

So hes The Hill

@Oblio1942

5 жыл бұрын

Nah you just move everything that makes the mountain big into his gut and you get bert

@jimmyflacks9294

5 жыл бұрын

TheWakaWakaFish No he’s the machine

Bert and that black woman had a great dynamic together

@renel8964

5 жыл бұрын

His eyes at 4:47

@emeryshurpit8656

5 жыл бұрын

Bro the gay guy just told me you cant call her black.

@experssion123

5 жыл бұрын

@@emeryshurpit8656 white people telling me what POC wanna hear

@mlgwolvesmeep

4 жыл бұрын

@@renel8964 his eyes LIT UP

@savageshot3723

4 жыл бұрын

@@experssion123 I think you mean " black color person of minority"

Bert might be one of the most likable guys ever... How can you not like that dude lol

The look on that meteorologists face was hilarious

"Be at the right place at the right time" So true. I wasn't there then, but dammit Bert, I live vicariously through you! Party on brother!

Bert is everyone's fun drunk uncle

I heard through my friend Egor that his nickname is the machine

@xxpros21onlyxxleo72

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of name is egor??

@stoicape4370

4 жыл бұрын

*Igor

@Eidolon5150

4 жыл бұрын

XxPros21OnlyxX leo Igor and it’s russian

@stoicape4370

4 жыл бұрын

@@Eidolon5150 Yeah, don't think they've hear about Bert's little adventure lmao.

@seanvolk4202

3 жыл бұрын

Rabotaet koshka

9:11 "Hey lets take our body guards to the beach and make them fight" can't breathe!!!!!!!

5:38 that guy laughing so hard he sound like bert.

There are two things I really like about this. In one interview, he actually had the microphone clipped to his chest hair. In the one where he is dancing in front of the weather girl, she folded her arms and stayed as far away from him as she could get and still be on screen. 🤣

I just realized that Bert is Homer Simpson

2:54 the way he looks at Bert.

Savage? No. Just a normal compilation. Funny? Yes.

@el5495

5 жыл бұрын

Nesta Nesta he's not really funny

@joemac7690

5 жыл бұрын

No. It was savage. people died

@iflywiteguy18

4 жыл бұрын

The Kevin Hart bit at least was some savage truth

If dave didnt go to Africa and chris tucker didnt find Jesus.. Kevin heart would not be working ...lol 😆 😆 😆 😆

@IPlayOneOnT.V.

4 жыл бұрын

it's "Kevin Hart."

The Machine.

The guy that was dying at his jokes lmfao

5:25 dude in the tux is having the time of his life

He's like a real life Homer Simpson.

I love this dude so much

I wish I could go back in time and see Bert live on a local weather forecast for the first time. I envy those who get to.

2:54 the indian guy looking at bert tho...LICKING. HIS. LIPS.

@SalMan-jk6gf

4 жыл бұрын

his "interest" definitely peeked.

@MetalWolfReaper

4 жыл бұрын

Uh.. Yep Bert knows he's sexy! He must be a closet bisexual bear. He was about to explain the joke to the black woman about pinching a bears nipples to get away, I think was going to say gay bear.

absolute legend

"I look great" "I don't look good" not even 5 seconds apart. I love this man

LOVE HIM

This dude is amazing!

the other anchor absolutely losing his sh!t laughing super high pitched at the end

It brings me genuine joy seeing the guy on Star 64 laugh so hard at Berts jokes

“Hey lets take our body guards to the beach and make em fight.” - Racheal Ray.

at 0:56 that's the only time Conan has been disgusted by something he hasn't done lol

this guy is a machine xD

I love that ones reporter’s laugh 😂

I love this guy

He is the machine

I was pleasantly surprised to see a Bob and Tom clip in the mix. 😎👍

Thunder storms..love it

I just one of the best thing watching this dude because when im not grinning from ear to ear im laughing my ass off

I've never been a fan of Bert's stand up but in every interview and podcast he fuckin kills me dude

I love his laugh so much!

Thunderstorms? THUNDERTHIGHS😝😝😂 this man too funny

"I want to go to my safe space!" Hmm... It's 𝒂𝒍𝒍 connected

5:35 The reporter cant control himself. Too good

I love the other guy in the interview where he’s wearing a ball cap. He is the best audience for Bert

He’s truly hilarious!

This guy is on another level

He had that news anchor *dying*

The ladies reaction to him saying Kevin Hart wouldn’t be working😂

I've never heard of this guy he's hilarious

You know, Bert would look good if he toned up

@haleygeorge6984

5 жыл бұрын

He looks good now

@MandyRoy425

5 жыл бұрын

he’s hot AF as he is.

@parkerhowell646

5 жыл бұрын

He’s fine af now.

@pthompson2113

5 жыл бұрын

No he wouldn’t. I understand that you look like him but he isn’t attractive.

@yourfriendalejo

4 жыл бұрын

LetsGoToMarsMan I saw older pictures and I think he looks so much better now. The full beard works on him

So I hear you’re The Machine

I love how he knows he got lucky and can admit it

The reactions of everyone after the outcome of 1:09 is exactly how I expected. Older white woman is shocked. Younger darker skinned fella looks like he thinks he'll get in trouble for laughing too much. The blonde was just staring, mouth agape, in anticipation of what he's going to say. Then there's the old white guy. He's dying because he's probably seen some shit and knows exactly what Bert is getting at.

The machine is always fun

Roooooooooooooool Tide Roll! Am from Alabama and that stadium is huge and always packed so.....

“It’s like getting high with a 9th grader” as a huge Pink Floyd fan and a 9th grader how dare you

“He’ll be dead in ten years , I can live out my dreams as a Spanish boy!” 3:20 . Why she so serious 🙉 5:00

His laugh his contagious

@beeeennnnnnn

4 жыл бұрын

His whole vibe hahaha

I love the Star64 people leaning into it having a great time

4:10 "I wanna go to my stape flace" Fail.

This guy is chaos incarnate

Oh look, it's the machine

That one broadcaster guy has lost it before Bert even spoke a word too comedic genius when people are already gone before you even speak a word This is THE LEGEND

4:26 that tv host dude is having a hell of a time lmao

When he pulls up the OPEN beer from under the desk😂😂

2 Bears One Cave brought me here. 😂

Drinking beer out of a shoe...His self confidence is Awesome !!!!

Those Star 64 people were Crraaaccking uuuppppo

Some people are just fearless

THE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!

*If I saw **3:55** on my TV at home b4 leaving I would've shit my self laughing to my litteral death LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!*

"I'm sure we cant say that"haha

I need to party with this guy!

THE MAN, THE MACHINE..

THE MACHINE

those Star 64 clips gave me hope that there are some good morning shows left out there

HES THE MACHINE!!!!

That star 64 interveiw is gold

"You go to the river and do laundry for a week, you're dirty!"

His part about southern Ohio is so right 😭😭 lmao

I want to be as happy as the man sitting next to the lady in the green dress

THUNDERSTOOOORRRRMMMS! Don't go out, stay home...

Bye Bert........ Bye Bert 😂🤣

Bert is the king of dad bods lmao and dad jokes