“What if your parents had prep time?” I love how the ensuing silence on Bat’s part isn’t out of shock, but because he’s _actually considering it_

@HPMCCPooTis

Жыл бұрын

That was Bat’s prep time to make up an answer

@sinistralhydra

Жыл бұрын

​@@HPMCCPooTis He feigned the shock to trick superman into giving him more prep time. He truly is ten steps ahead.

@thisxgreatxdecay

Жыл бұрын

I thought the joke was going to be that if his parents had prep time, Batman wouldn't exist, so what would be Batman's prep-time plan for ensuring his parents wouldn't have prep time and securing his own existence?

@HPMCCPooTis

Жыл бұрын

@@thisxgreatxdecay time travel to the past and prevent the invention of condoms. Don’t deny that time travel’s a thing in the DCU

@sleepninja2350

Жыл бұрын

@@HPMCCPooTis yo if people have been denying time travel in dc they must have seen like one Clooney batnipple and decided they got the whole picture. In dc the question isn’t “whether time travel exists” it’s “what flavor do you want?”

Superman's utter disbelief when Luthor agreed to Batman's prep time killed me lol

@alecLogan

Жыл бұрын

I was under the vague impression Luthor was being sarcastic and didn’t stick around to see that nobody noticed.

@MrDj232

Жыл бұрын

Luthor actually bugged the building and did it just to screw with Superman.

@callumprice1710

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrDj232 Luther used the sometimes hero, sometimes villain, named MEANWHILE to spy on them.

@macuma5533

Жыл бұрын

Well, he is a bureaucrat, all things considered

@decobyjones9491

Жыл бұрын

Luthor understands prep time. He's not he beating superman with out it.

Funny thing is, in the comic where Bane breaks Batman’s back, not only did Bane ambush Batman in his home, but Batman was also exhausted from having to re-catch all the criminals that escaped Arkham Asylum when Bane destroyed the walls. Bane left him no time for prep time.

@maltheopia

Жыл бұрын

Bane revealed Batman's Achilles' Heel. Just keep giving him sidequests and attack him at B. Batman cannot resist.

@letsget100subswithoutconte4

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like bane understood the value of prep time

@wr5488

Жыл бұрын

In the comic where Green Lantern kills Batman he *checks notes* destroys the entirety of DC aside from a tiny pocket dimension. (Zero Hour) Somehow Batman’s prep time didn’t counter all of time and space being turned to nothing. ---------- Batman also gets Superman’s powers at one point but it kinda drives him nutty. He takes down the Justice League who are trying to calm him. You know who beats Kryptonian level Batman? Clark freaking Kent with prep time. Concocts some science/magic thing with some help from Zatanna to swap them back and actually mentally outplays Batman. ----------- Darkseid omega beams him. But Batman shoots him with a god killing bullet (breaking his vow) before he gets got (and we get an awesome scene of bloodlusted Superman holding Batman’s skeleton). ------------ Eobard Thawne beats the tar out of Batman and mentally tortured him a bit before Manhattan of all people kills Thawne (for a bit… it’s Thawne he doesn’t die) ---------- That’s all his major deaths/losses off the top of my head. Funnily enough I don’t think he ever really prepped for any of them. But after he HATED Green Lantern and was super suspicious/paranoid of him, he got a suit that could hold off Darkseid and Flash helps him after Thawne attacks so maybe Batman asked for some tips.

@user-mv3cg7hi7g

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean to say that bane countered batman's prep time with his own prep time?

@onepiece666

11 ай бұрын

He won because he didn’t let Batman have his prep time to win!

Gotta love that Luthor went from "I'm gonna shoot you with this laser in 5 seconds" to 5-10 business days, truly a worthy adversary who understands the importance of prep time

@RichtofenDr

Жыл бұрын

Because he had prep time to build the laser. Those don't grow on trees

@dolphindiverbct8297

Жыл бұрын

No he said T-5 minutes which could be be never if T is infinity, he did also tell them to prepare

@WaitWhatWho

Жыл бұрын

"I guess that works alright byeeee" - Lex Luther

@johnnygyro2295

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if Lex did that just to mess with Superman.

@researchinbreeder

Жыл бұрын

​@@dolphindiverbct8297 ...what. "T" is commonly used to refer to start time, especially for launches or operations. "T-5 minutes" means 5 minutes before start. I'm now going to put a 🤓 here for myself on the off chance you were being sarcastic and already knew that

Batman: “Think about it, if your Father had the right amount of prep-time, he would’ve been able to save the people of Krypton” Superman: “It was a slow but gradual process that was covered up by Brianiac to give himself time to gather data and leave. He couldn’t have done anything” Batman: “Well sounds like Brianiac gets the value of prep-time”

@Need_RnR

Жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ 💀 👍👍👍 "That's for the PREP TIME JOKE, about *MY* DEAD PARENTS CLARK !!!!" Here's some F*CKIN' KRYPTONITE IN YOUR F*CKING EYE SOCKETS TOO, WHILE WE'RE AT *IT* !!!"

@Razgriz_Ace18

Жыл бұрын

Damn. Could've been in the video.

@jeremybrown9611

Жыл бұрын

Damn that wouldve been dope too

@GokuOffersYouAPotara

Жыл бұрын

Superman: If your dad had prep-time he would've worn a condom.

@hollowshield2315

Жыл бұрын

Damn Batman is not coming back from that one

I love how it took batman only a few seconds to proudly say "They would've worn Kevlar" trauma or not, hes smug when he can make a point. Absolutely floored me.

@kluevo

Жыл бұрын

Honestly when I heard that one I facepalmed, like, come on superman, of all the things Batman's gone through, his parents' death was one that prep time could actually completely negate

@GraytheKnight

Жыл бұрын

He's probably thought about it for years so Batman had the prep time ready already to quickly respond to Superman. Batman: 1 Superman: 0 Batman's Parents: 0

@woodycarrot1043

Жыл бұрын

M

@woodycarrot1043

Жыл бұрын

😊

@ashwindreddy2847

Жыл бұрын

​@@GraytheKnight Batman's Parents': -2

"sometimes you'll lose, its normal, it's fine" Unironically solid advice/line

@TheACcam

Жыл бұрын

What was the advice Picard gave Data? Something like "In any game it's possible to make all the correct moves and still lose"?

@AnnoyanceHazard

Жыл бұрын

@@TheACcam "It's possible to make all the right moves and still lose. That is called life".

@ahhhhmyazz

Жыл бұрын

if batman got a bunch of mirrors he wouldnt need the 5 to 10 buisness days he would just reflect the lazar

@nadarith1044

Жыл бұрын

@@ahhhhmyazz Those are must be some really good mirrors

@No-cc1fq

Жыл бұрын

Sometime you lose and die

Batman just having the power to make Superman real and freak him out is my favorite ending I've seen in a while

@detectiveghost8856

11 ай бұрын

"Yeah whatever Clark how about you get real!" *Mind F*ck ensues*

@Misadventures_85

11 ай бұрын

Silver Age level of Bat Power 😆

@stevehagen9804

6 ай бұрын

All he needed was the 2 minutes of prep time to do it

@ChauNyan

28 күн бұрын

​@@stevehagen9804 meaning before this video started, Batman was already prepared to convince Superman that Prep Time beats everything. Not only did Luthor agree with Batman's terms, but Superman was outed as the bad guy with his batman's parents comment and then proceeded to blow Clark's mind with the get real statement.

Superman: "What if your parents had prep time, Bruce?" Batman: "What if your Planet had prep time, Clark?"

@ChestRockwell24

Жыл бұрын

They did, they just didn't take advantage of it. Supermans dad wanted to put all of them in the phantom zone and then have one kryptonian in a rocket go to another planet and release everyone. They didn't listen, so he sent his only son instead to a safe place.

@kisasi2461

Жыл бұрын

@@ChestRockwell24this just proves prep time solves everything

@ChestRockwell24

Жыл бұрын

Intelligence and resources play a role too. Batman is a billionaire with access to high levels of tech, Superman is an alien who has access to advanced tech from his planet. Even among super heroes having resources at that level is rare. Give a random thug 1 year to kill Superman and there is a high probability he will come up with nothing. Oh he might know kryptonite exists, but he won't have the resources to acquire it.

@tfordham13

Жыл бұрын

​@ChestRockwell24 he could get a small amount

@ChestRockwell24

Жыл бұрын

@@tfordham13 A random thug? Naah. This isnt the tv show "Smallville" where you can find it on every random street corner. In the comics Superman and his allies actually went around collecting most of it. Is it impossible to get? No, but sorry nope no random thug is getting their hands on genuine kryptonite. And he'd be dead before he could even pull it out of his pocket anyways. Superman could vaporize him from orbit. Oh sure Superman normally wouldnt vaporize a guy, but then again random thugs dont normally get kryptonite either. So if we're gonna toss normalcy out the window lets have fun with it. BTW Superman survived a nuclear bomb while exposed to kryptonite, but sure a "little bit" will do it ;)

I love how Lex Luthor is actually quite a nice guy giving them prep time

@alchemistofsteel8099

Жыл бұрын

a lot of super villains enjoy the company of there hero and see it as a game more than anything. it's like Megamind

@Detahramet

Жыл бұрын

Oh Lex and Bruce are business partners, this whole thing is just like going golfing or visiting Epstein Island, it's how the ultra rich pass the time and maintain their networks

@Crimsontalor

Жыл бұрын

well he's also a businessman he values the 5-10 business days.

@MarcosElMalo2

Жыл бұрын

Lex and Bruce went to the same prep school.

@Need_RnR

Жыл бұрын

**Favorite*

“Batman how long exactly is prep time?” “Enough” That is a relatable mood, for some reason.

@JohnDanielRay1

3 ай бұрын

It really goes to show that "prep time" is just an excuse to make Batman win all the time

@user-nx1wv2ws6r

Ай бұрын

This is literally a Not True Scotsman logical fallacy. We can state that there is enough prep time only when its amount ensures Batman's victory. Therefore, statement "Batman can defeat amyone if given enough prep time" is circular and holds no meaning.

@user-lx5iv5cw1w

17 күн бұрын

​@@user-nx1wv2ws6rWell, it assumes he's not gonna die of old age first

You see the thing is, Luthor, like Batman, is a business man, so having your employee asking for delay in business day triggered a natural reaction of " Yeah that's okay ,better than I would have expected, usually they ask for month and overtime pay or some bullshit" so he went along with it

@theultimateg.1109

Ай бұрын

Lol

"How about you get real." Got me laughing for a good minute. Great work.

@keeganbate8935

Жыл бұрын

Batman only had 0.5 seconds of prep time for that one too, that's why he's the best

@shadowtrooper4435

Жыл бұрын

I appreciate this video's honesty in backing up my point about prep time.

@ThornXO

Жыл бұрын

Shit got me good 😂

@DarkAvenger1234

Жыл бұрын

Came out of nowhere, I didn’t have prep time for that joke.

@eatingcerealwithsuspecting9201

Жыл бұрын

He prep time that one lol.

If only Batman had been prepared to be in this video he would have had all the answers!

@CrabMushroom

Жыл бұрын

I’ll have a funny reply for this comment ready! …in 5 to 10 business days

@bfitz5610

Жыл бұрын

what if this video came at you like, 15 seconds from now

@Toastguy716

Жыл бұрын

But that’s why we had prep time before this video came out so that we could plan for the prep time we’d need fo an eventual funny comment to be made when the video hypothetically would have come early than initially thought

@Pyxis10

Жыл бұрын

​@@Toastguy716 What you mean he had prep time for his prep time?

@ClonserHalphalive

Жыл бұрын

​@@Pyxis10 for the prep time's prep time from the prep time of prepping to prepare for prepping.

The fact that superman is played as the only normal thinking person in that entire room only for the universe to say "thinking normally? Lol do you know what universe you're in?" Is honestly just darn clever writing

@albertlofling7310

Ай бұрын

I mean. Its been a staple of comedy for ages

I was already laughing at the 5-10 business days but "whatever Clark how about you get real" actually killed me. If only I had prep time.

I love Superman just arrived at the argument and just started escalating the situation immediately.

@ja1295

Жыл бұрын

A true american made hero 🫡

@bloodhoundo9320

Жыл бұрын

bro got that American escalation spirit inside him

@linkholder

Жыл бұрын

@@bloodhoundo9320 would make a great cop.

@epsleon

Жыл бұрын

Just arrived after Batman's prep time for the argument. And Batman won the argument.

@2st486

Жыл бұрын

its the american way

We went from Batman having contingency plans for all the members to Batman needing a eon to win a fight.

@hunterog2262

Жыл бұрын

its cuz he already had prep time 🙄

@youtubestudiosucks978

Жыл бұрын

Because preptime applies to everybody who's not crippled in their entire body or in a coma. If batman gets prep-time then so does whomever he's fighting too

@ClockworkGearhead

Жыл бұрын

And now they're compelled to give him an eon. Truly, prep time is a superpower.

@blazeingsonicthegod8417

Жыл бұрын

an eon is nothing compared to prep time

@bretginn1419

Жыл бұрын

Batgod can have as much time as he needs because something something prep time.

Batman: In 5 to 10 business days! Luthor: Finally, Someone who understands the art of the plan, a worthy adversary

My favorite part about this is that it combines Batman's overt power of extensive preparation with his *real* power, manipulating the opponent into doing something to help him.

“How long is prep time” “Enough” sums up basically every Batman fight in history

@kubamcmillan3078

Жыл бұрын

Or I always have kryptonite in my pocket

@nickfifteen

Жыл бұрын

To be fair too, the times where Batman DOES lose, it's because he simply did not have enough prep time.

@cellphone3010

Жыл бұрын

@@kubamcmillan3078 I was waiting for that to be the joke for I'm going to get you in 15 seconds joke. Just batman acting unprepared and then whipping out some kryptonite. "I never leave home without it."

@theradionicrevival8068

Жыл бұрын

It is a little fishy how Batman is allowed prep time yet literally no other character he’s fighting in these hypotheticals ever get any.

@theradionicrevival8068

Жыл бұрын

These sorts of fanboys may have actually tarnished Batman a little for me cause of how mixed I am on it. Apart of me loves bats being a badass, but part of that definitely just came from his ingenuity and ability to problem solve when he DIDNT have a plan It just made him seem so cool to see him on the back foot rather than literally always be in control by treating him like someone who truly is only human

The fact Batman wasn't offended by Superman bringing up his Parents, but just gave another excuse. 😂

@nobodyknowsforsure

Жыл бұрын

Kevlar 😂

@donxx1206

Жыл бұрын

i mea if i know im gonna get shot latter im wearing a bullet proff vest and bring so body grouds for aids maybe sending them to line the theather to the house with out brouce know i mean if wayne tech has the funds for bat man they could hire people

@Sal13414

Жыл бұрын

yeah thats the joke, thanks for repeating it

@phantomstar1248

Жыл бұрын

“They would’ve worn Kevlar!”

@megamix5403

Жыл бұрын

Of course he's not, he's Batman lol

"Sometimes you'll lose, it's normal, it's fine." is genuinely a line that has played a huge part in my growth as a person.

People: Batman is my favorite superhero because he's gritty and realistic. He's just a normal guy trying to do the right thing without superpowers. Those exact same people without a hint of irony: It is impossible for Batman to lose any fight, and he could in fact kill God with enough prep-time.

@obsidiandragon1385

9 ай бұрын

... ok but he did kill darksied that one time with preptime... so he kinda did kill a god with prep time

@WayneDave195

9 ай бұрын

@@obsidiandragon1385 sounds like bad writing to me

@rexemuwu

9 ай бұрын

​@@obsidiandragon1385nah, he didn't kill Darkseid in Final Crisis. He's just mortally wound him with the gun that darkseid use to kill orion. It was the Black Racer and Superman that put an end to him.

@dewmdoomie1730

8 ай бұрын

​@@obsidiandragon1385dude, there is literally a really WIDE gap in power if we are going to compare Darkseid to Lucifer, the second most powerful being in dc who is far behind the power of his dad.

@jerrynorris2125

8 ай бұрын

everybody knows that Phineas and Ferb could absolutely tarnish any universe with 2 hours of prep time breh

The funniest thing about the Batman being able to win any fight with enough prep time argument will always be the fact that this applies to literally EVERY single person on the planet.

@jordanflinn318

Жыл бұрын

The power of prep time

@shikniwho7215

Жыл бұрын

the different is just Batman has the resource to shorten his prep time faster by put just about everything in his belt

@HereAlex

Жыл бұрын

You forget that Batman has one more power up his sleeve that most of us don’t… Money And I guess extreme intelligence but I’ll overlook that for now

@quinndepatten4442

Жыл бұрын

In some versus battles, intelligent characters are given time to even the odds. Usually it's a specific amount of time. Thinking of something doesn't always mean you can make it happen. I can think of building a robot army, but I would have no clue how to actually do it. If I were eggman or batman, it would be possible for me to actually bring that into a fight.

@lilsavage9946

Жыл бұрын

​@@quinndepatten4442But hypothetically couldn't you just learn how to build robots during the prep time?

Superman saying "You can't always just be prepared for everything alright sometimes you'll lose its normal it's fine" is actually very good life advice

@letsget100subswithoutconte4

Жыл бұрын

That’s what people who don’t prepare say. PREP TIME

@A_Terrible_Person

Жыл бұрын

Ok but Batman keeps kryptonite in his belt in several different forms he has kryptonite knuckle dusters a kryptonite shard a kryptonite knife bro has kryptonite chewing gum and has kryptonite in his blood bro is literally the anti super man equation

@Tianyulong

Жыл бұрын

@@A_Terrible_Person Lex Luthor did the same thing and it gave him cancer.

@simj202

Жыл бұрын

@@Tianyulong sounds like he didn't prep for the cancer. Rookie mistake.

@rafaellarena

Жыл бұрын

​@@A_Terrible_Person Superman could literally just look at batman's head and make it explode with heat vision, superheroes like Batman stay alive because the writers want them to

Ironically, Batman is one of those heroes who *does* lose a lot. That's *usually* the pattern for a new villain/mystery. Something crazy happens, Batman investigates, stops the goons, almost stops the crime, gets in a fight with an enemy more powerful/weirder than he expected. Batman gets KO'd, they escape, he uses clues he got from the crime scene to figure out what they're doing and how to best deal with the new threat. He makes some kind of gadget, serum, batmobile modification, etc, and actually stops the crime *and* new threat.

@hoangkienvu7572

Жыл бұрын

That's like, the most basic way to write a conflict. The hero encounters a problem, they lose and then retreat, then they come back with a better plan. There are other superheroes that prep a ton before a fight, but Batfans for some reason always assume any other characters besides Batman are bumbling idiots and not, you know, functional and mature adults that fight other-worldly threats on a regular basis.

@angelcanez4426

Жыл бұрын

​@@hoangkienvu7572 you not even lying like iron Man for example has a suit for every situation almost. If he fought Superman he'd have a kryptonite suit that shoots off of Red Sun radiation and beat him too

@hoangkienvu7572

Жыл бұрын

@@angelcanez4426 and even then superman can just pull something out of his ass like his villains have used kryptonite against him multiple time in the past but he has always come out on top. I don't see what Batman is doing that hasn't been done before.

@UndeadGhostGirl

10 ай бұрын

@@hoangkienvu7572 It's because Batman's "The World's Greatest Detective." In Marvel terms, "Detective Supreme." He has permission from the writers to pull some bullshit whenever he needs, like Doctor Strange or Reed Richards.

@roseoliveira6709

10 ай бұрын

​@@angelcanez4426 kryptonite armor powered by red sun energy, that must be the most cancerous thing i have ever heard, and i play alot of xbox online games

Nothing like trauma to make a person NEED to be prepared at all times. Also I love the "you can't write this" sure JJ sure can't lol

If he has enough time, he can get infinite plot armor

@kieranadamson3224

Жыл бұрын

The important thing to remember is that each second he isn't in a fight is a piece of prep time he's using. He's constantly got more and more plans and backups for backups. You wouldn't need to give him time to get ready. You'd have to race to kill him before he pulls out your hyper-specialised maguffin.

@langbo9999

Жыл бұрын

Bean don't play that game.

@youtubestudiosucks978

Жыл бұрын

Doesnt that apply to everybody who's not crippled in their entire body or in a coma?

@daenite2480

Жыл бұрын

@@kieranadamson3224 that's only planning. Not prep time. If a fight between him and Flash suddenly happened, Batman wouldn't be prepared despite the fact he planned. He has to _know_ the fight will happen to take advantage of his planning. He doesn't have an infinite inventory to keep all of his plans in.

@Nameless-qe9hu

Жыл бұрын

“You know, 15 seconds is actually a lot of time” *If only she’d understand that*

“Batman, you should know better than any of us that if someone really wanted to hurt you, they wouldn’t give you a heads up.” “Heads up super friends, I’ll be killing you now” “You can’t write this.” That fricking killed me. If only I had had 5-10 business days to prepare for it

@MyVanir

Жыл бұрын

If you were Batman, you'd be bugging solid jj to know ahead of time what video is making and have time to prepare for the jokes.

@ClyDIley

Жыл бұрын

-"We'll defeat you, And your space laser!... in 5 to 10 bussiness days" -"We just had a whole conversation abou...." -"Okay I guess that works...Byyeee!" -"Alright team, I got us some Pre"P" Time" Lolololol... the comedic timing and VA are so perfectly on point!

@Icemario87

Жыл бұрын

@@ClyDIley It's amazing, tbh.

@mr.j410

Жыл бұрын

Acevane slaughters this guy and has only a quarter of his views.

@MyVanir

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.j410 Then I guess he doesn't quite slaughter him.

1:42 "they wouldve worn _kevlaaar"_ xD

The reveal is that this entire scenario is just one of Batman's many hypotheticals that he repeats in his head in order to prepare for when these conversations could come to pass

They dont realize that Batman spent the past week planning out this entire scenario, and they all played right into his hand.

@Eshiay

Жыл бұрын

Bet he used the prep time to bribe Luthor to call in at that exact moment.

@iambatsmurfette7194

Жыл бұрын

@@Eshiay bribe? He came up with Luthor's entire plan, and strategically placed them in his office, so he'd find them at the exact right time. Making him think he'd come up with them and forgot

@Where_da_cheese_at

Жыл бұрын

@@iambatsmurfette7194 LMAO

@davidhong1934

9 ай бұрын

​@@Eshiay Knowing how these skits work, Luthor was having this exact conversation with the Legion of Doom and decided to phone the Justice League to make a point *Joker:* Look, Lex, you're not always going to have prep time. Sometimes, you just have to go out there and be spontaneous. *Luthor:* That might work for you, but a good plan makes for good results! Imagine if you were fighting Batman but spent the past two weeks preparing. *Bane:* Two years would be better *Luthor:* Look, Bane, it's Joker. We need to start small *Joker:* That sounds a lot like waiting. Why wouldn't I just attack Batman at this very moment? *Luthor:* Joker, I see you're not getting the point. Bane, can you hand me the landline?

@firestriker3580

8 ай бұрын

All false

You know not long ago I was replaying Arkham Knight, standing on a platform considering how best to deal with the multiple armed men guarding a watch tower I needed to take down. When eventually I DID swoop down I just stood there as everyone around me aimed and attempted to fire, only to have their guns either jam up or just explode, incapacitating them. Those who remained conscious went to replace their jammed guns, only to find the ammo boxes on site had been electrified and they were soon unconscious too. I should probably mention I used the disruptor from above to achieve jamming all the weapons and electrfying the ammo crates, which took nearly two freaking hours. Was the wait worth it? Obviously. Batman with prep time.

@StateOfTheMind11225

Жыл бұрын

That game makes you FEEL like Batman

@Ethan-wr2os

Жыл бұрын

@@StateOfTheMind11225 It sure does

@HPMCCPooTis

Жыл бұрын

@@StateOfTheMind11225 if there was one Arkham game that didn’t give Batman vibes, which would it be? I’d say either Origins or Asylum. They don’t have that free roam map like Arkham city and Knight.

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

Origin’s definitely

@LeftytheGansterGremlin

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I love that part in Arkham Knight the best. The options with which the player can choose to dispatch your opponents. I can sorta tell what platform you were on just by your descriptors alone. Was it on Miagani?

Batman was that one kid who would weasle their way out of not losing in imaginary scenarios when you were a kid🤣

This was cathartic. There's only so much pure skill can do against the unpredictable.

@Gamebuilder2000

Жыл бұрын

You do know Batman's Arch-Nemesis's whole schtick is being unpredictable (and funny)

@Nope-en9bo

Жыл бұрын

​​@@Gamebuilder2000 Batman after seeing Joker being hunted by the Punisher for throwing 69420 toddlers in a vat of acid: NOOOO JOKER RUNNNN

@aminulhussain2277

Жыл бұрын

​@@Nope-en9bo Those toddlers deserved it.

@NSEBMB

11 ай бұрын

​@@aminulhussain2277 based

@lukeskywalker987

9 ай бұрын

In fairness, a member of the JL getting mind controlled happens at least once a month so I'd hardly call it unpredictable.

You may have thought Batman was losing that argument but consider this: He would’ve had better points if he had more prep time

@Need_RnR

Жыл бұрын

I think everyone's parents would be saved with enough prep time ..... 💀 💀 💀 💀 IF THEY **HAD** ANYYYY !!!! ?! 👀 👀 👀 😭 😭 😭 😭

@Rawarart

Жыл бұрын

​@@Need_RnR batman : tbf my parents don't have prep time that mugging happens so sudden and my father didn't ask for prep time wich is a mistake i will never make from that day

Love how Superman starts thinking he crossed a line or something but Batman just immediately counters the point with no emotion whatsoever.

@albertskoften1452

Жыл бұрын

Batman studies Stoic philosophy, and mentally runs through all the worst things people might say to him every night, so that if and when such things do come to pass, he'll have the perfect comeback already prepared on his Bat Cue Cards.

@justaguy2985

10 ай бұрын

@@albertskoften1452 Batman takes his arguments in the shower and applies them irl.

@orangeinkius7257

9 ай бұрын

After the fifth time fighting Scarecrow you come to terms with that stuff real quick

@wrath4452

8 ай бұрын

Yep, he just needed a second to think!

@user-su7ou1ln4b

8 ай бұрын

I thought he was about to be on the receiving end of a nuclear missile followed by a kryptonite gun

Superman- "How long exactly is prep time?" Batman- "Enough. "

Ironically, Batman's over preparedness tends to cause problems more often than not. Things like Tower of Babel, Brother Eye, Failsafe, etc.

I was laughing already but when Batman said "get real" and Superman looked at his hands, I was in stitches. You broke my funny bone worse than Bane broke Batman's back.

@Furzkampfbomber

Жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, where was Batman's preptime then? oO

@MyVanir

Жыл бұрын

It's fine, he prepped a replacement spine and was fine after a short spine replacement surgery.

@shred1894

Жыл бұрын

@@armamentarmedarm1699 You don't wanna know.

@Dark_Jaguar

Жыл бұрын

@@armamentarmedarm1699 You know the game King's Quest VII? You know that part where you have to get a cowardly corpse a brand new spine so he'll be brave? Well that's one of the many places Batman DIDN'T get that spine from.

@Sentanette

Жыл бұрын

grgfd

I like that Batman paused after Superman brought up his parents not because he was offended but because he was thinking about a solution.

@cantaloupegodling352

Жыл бұрын

He was giving him prep time for the answer.

I love clark saying "if someone really wanted to hurt you he wouldn't give you a heads up" only to be immediately interrupted by lex give the justice league a heads up

"How long exactly is prep time?" "Enough." I mean, he's right. The point of prep time is that each person gets enough time to prepare for their opponent, which is very different from always being prepared for them. The reason it's used on Bats so much is because he has the resources, intelligence and drive to figure out the weakness of just about any being and then exploit it, he just needs time to do all that. That's not applicable to everyone. Shoot, Lex Luthor usually uses prep time to try and get one over on Superman yet still loses pretty much every encounter they have.

I like how they went from a logical Batman statement of "Given enough prep time" to the crazy Batman statement of "I'm always prepared at all times for everything"

@evilrebar

Жыл бұрын

But it's not logical at all, just a crutch for waving away limitations. Superman destroys the Earth; what is prep time going to do? Superman destroys the Sun; what is prep time going to do? Etc. In comic books Batman can come out on top, because the author wants him to win and engineers it. But most of the time it's nonsensical.

@louisguillebeau494

Жыл бұрын

Ah, so you see why Batman is so boring. Seriously, Superman can go nearly light speed, break Batman's legs at will...

@fleabag4477

Жыл бұрын

​@Louis Guillebeau, but he prepared for that and but a banana peel laced with kryptonite on the floor so when he comes, HE SLIPS AND GOSE UNCONSCIOUS.

@kellynolen498

Жыл бұрын

@@louisguillebeau494 i blame the writers when was the last time we saw a intelligent detective batman paranoid untrusting he tries to prepare against most supers he has kryptonite because the moment lex luthor or some other villian uses it publicly against superman batman would get that rock with his resourses

@QWERTY-gp8fd

Жыл бұрын

@@evilrebar u see u just throw kryptonite or some shit before supes does all that thing.

If Wonder Woman had prep time, she’d probably have a voice actress It’s a really broken ability when you get down to it

I love how this video is just the "bro I could totally fight a bear" argument but with superheroes.

People forget that Batman can't always prep for everything. Literally the reason why Bane broke his back on several occasions and got infected by Joker's toxin. Also most of his prep takes a long time and most of his crazy feats like making an op bullet to shoot Darkseid with was with help from Orion and other people.

I love how Batman continues to say prep time because he genuinely just doesn't wanna fucking lose.

@sarafontanini7051

Жыл бұрын

of course. everytme he loses someone he cares about dies. better to always have an answer than to face that pain again.

@user-sm1bi5ix6l

Жыл бұрын

Exactly like his fans ngl.

@HungPham-qq6me

Жыл бұрын

@@user-sm1bi5ix6l I would disagree.... If I have prep time.

@MyVanir

Жыл бұрын

@@HungPham-qq6me Internet comments always give you that though. It's real-time arguments where you want to call timeout to get prep time for your comeback.

@HungPham-qq6me

Жыл бұрын

@@MyVanir Given preptime, I could defeat your argument.

He really hit him with the “Get real”

@rutial

Жыл бұрын

He got prep time

1:18 “you can’t always be prepared for everything” Boy Scouts: 😩

"You can't write this" Love to hear the writer talking to themselves. Much love, jj

2:29 That “you get real” line is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Lol

@Rawarart

Жыл бұрын

Lmao fr fr

@Tantheman2007

10 ай бұрын

Followed up by solid turning into a plushie to "get real"

the best punchline of this is that after Superman mentions Batman's parents, fans of the channel expect some dark, fucked up tangent accompanying the eerie silence, or we expect some monologue about how Batman is insecure and always has to win to feel valuable, followed by a twist gets us to a zaney conclusion. But no, it just goes back to regular pacing and it's like a tonal kick in the face

@MyVanir

Жыл бұрын

It's a consistent universe and over the videos, the characters just got used to it.

@CoffeeSnep

Жыл бұрын

Feels more like an actual conversation that way because when you've got good social skills and respect for each other you understand that people screw up and blunder in a conversation sometimes and you move past it

@peterk.2108

Жыл бұрын

@@CoffeeSnep that's a lil too dark to simply move past though

@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970

Жыл бұрын

@@peterk.2108 Nah, my father died when I was young, at a certain point even if it's mean it's really easy to dodge and move past cuz it comes up so much.

2:43 Dear god… he died

The “get real” joke caught me off guard… Or it would have if I hadn’t been prepared 5-10 business days ago!!!!

"You can't write this" Superman's disbelief never fails to destroy me. 😂

Love how JJ's Cinematic Universe is like GTA parody world, but with superheroes who crank up goofiness to 110%

@fernandopiedra1275

Жыл бұрын

Ever since I finished Breaking Bad, I've been seeing your account comment on everywhere LMAOO

@MadCityVL

Жыл бұрын

bot

@ninab.4540

Жыл бұрын

You explained it perfectly

@savageraccoon787

Жыл бұрын

bot

@ARCtrooper65

Жыл бұрын

Ok ok how are you everywhere

1:07 *Forgets the kryptonite dagger he carries at all times.*

If only Batman told Superman “Did krypton have prep time?” 😂

"Batman, how long exactly is 'prep time'?" *"Enough."*

I like how Batman's 'defeat superman' plan is just the All Star Batman plan for taking down Green Lantern. He knew Hal Jordan couldn't control anything yellow, so he tricked Green Lantern into entering a room painted entirely yellow (including painting himself and Robin yellow).

@TheACcam

Жыл бұрын

I loved the lemonade part of that the most.

@Luxord5294

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheACcam Damn you and your lemonade 😂

@wr5488

Жыл бұрын

I liked how N52 showed early Batman totally guessing with his Justice League counters Superman - Kryptonite (sure… but a chunk isn’t gonna do a ton) Aquaman - Dehydrate him with a special compound Batman made (sure) Cyborg - Hack him (sure, Batman had been studying Vic for a while) Flash - Lightning Rod (Batman’s plan was to somehow tag flash and hope lightning would undo his powers… not remotely how it works. And good luck tagging Flash) Green Lantern - Yellow Lantern Ring (Hal had been curbstomping yellows for a while and going toe to toe with Sinestro… whereas Batman was completely untrained and his ring only had .25% charge. He can barely phase a guy Sinestro casually takes apart with the ring… no way he’s touching Hal) Wonder Woman - …get Superman to stop her. (No seriously, he told Clark he had nothing for her and Clark would have to be the one to stop her… WHILE Clark was dating her. Bruce literally asked Clark to beat up his girlfriend for him.)

@drakegrandx5914

Жыл бұрын

@@wr5488 Didn't WW had a mental manipulation that would make her believe to be in a neverending fight for her life, thus killing her through heartache?

@wr5488

Жыл бұрын

@@drakegrandx5914 That was the Post-Crisis plan he developed against her (and Ras modified). Funnily enough though that shouldnt work as Diana should have limitless stamina. Shes a magical automaton essentially, made from clay and powered by gods. Bruce/Ras' plan wouldve just resulted in WW fighting against an imaginary enemy forever. New 52 though he had only been around the other Leaguers like 5 years at that point. He was still trying to figure out how to stop them if need be... BUT his counter for Flash actually helped stop the Earth-3 Shazam, and his Green Lantern counter (the yellow ring) had juuuuuuust enough energy to get Sinestro's attention and summon him to earth... where he proceeded to literally hack apart Batman's enemy. (Sinestro likes Batman)

With prep time, Batman’s parents could’ve hired a security to escort them, considering they are the richest family in Gotham

@ianfinrir8724

8 ай бұрын

Gotham was a lot safer because Joe Chill came along.

@Mr_Wholegrain

5 ай бұрын

With prep time, the richest family in Gotham could have just considered moving away from Gotham, thus avoiding being killed.

"If some random guy is coming at you are they gonna give you a year in advance" I just realized Batman trained for years to become the best there is. So in some way has Batman always had prep time?!

If Batman's parent's had prep time they'd probably not wear the world's fanciest clothes into am alley named "Crime Alley"

@TheACcam

Жыл бұрын

Or they could have, you know, gone to a theater in a different part of town. I guess that's less "prep time" and more "my common sense is tingling".

@Idunno1707

Жыл бұрын

@@TheACcam Even if that was the only theater showing what they wanted to watch, they could've just not gone into the alley. I feel like a drive around a single block would be better than walking through a dirty alley.

If your prepared, you'll always carry pocket sand. Perfect for when you need an additional few seconds of prep time.

@sdgdhpmbp

Жыл бұрын

Whatever you say, Rusty Shackleford

@yazidefirenze

Жыл бұрын

What about pocket DIRT?

@romusa10

Жыл бұрын

Bully maguire approves this

@ravenshrike

Жыл бұрын

@@yazidefirenze Eh, dirt's sub par. The best is a mixture of extremely finely ground sand, salt, and nearly pure capsaicin with a bit of anti-caking agent mixed in. Wash hands thoroughly after use.

2:00 … Batman: “Well he did say prepare.”

I love how Batman's argument is that he could beat anyone with enough prep time. And Clark's way to counter it is asking what if he attacked him right now.

I like how lex Luther just rolls with it and let’s batman figure out a plan instead of killing them immediately kinda nice of him to do that.

@yungjc2

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Lex is pretty cool and easy to work with. He should run for president.

@Furzkampfbomber

Жыл бұрын

@@yungjc2 I was not prepared for _that..._

@jameskim966

Жыл бұрын

He’s evil, not uncivilized

I like how this tears apart the prep time argument so easily. If Batman is caught off guard properly, he's dead. It really is plot armor and not prep time lol. The spin on how they react and present arguments is great too. I had a former friend who would just ignore our hypotheticals because they would ruin his argument. This reminds me so much of him it's unreal. "you can't write this" freakin' killed me. It doubles as him being actually mad at you, as the writer, and him being in disbelief lol.

@Furzkampfbomber

Жыл бұрын

And then you realise, Batman set events in motion months ago that made Luther call at the exactly right moment.

@spookyskellyskeleton609

Жыл бұрын

​@@Furzkampfbomber and then you realise Batman has beyond plot Armor it's called stupidity 😂

@orangenostril

Жыл бұрын

People complaining about Batman having plot armor don't know how plot armor works

@spookyskellyskeleton609

Жыл бұрын

@@orangenostril Batman autistic fans seething in every comment section

@BeyondTrash-xe1vs

Жыл бұрын

​@@orangenostril They know exactly how plot armor works. Batman conveniently being prepared for anything no matter how unexpected is textbook plot armor.

The thing I love about Batman is that not only does he’s have contingencies and prep, but he can also think on his feet.

@renski8976

11 ай бұрын

I think most people have feet to think on. :p

Okay, why is nobody talking about Batman telling Supes to get real and turning him into Live action. What an ending.

People may call Superman a boy scout but it's Batman who is always prepared

@SpectreCiNW

Жыл бұрын

Best comment, pin this

I was half-expecting it to turn out that Batman had even prepared for this argument with Superman by convincing Luthor earlier on to call the Justice League to prove Batman's point at exactly the right moment

@MyVanir

Жыл бұрын

How do you know that wasn't what happened?

The thing people forget is that batman's prep time starts the moment he becomes aware of their existence. He uploaded a virus into cyborg the day they first met *just in case* cyborg ever needed to be taken down. It's not that batman just needs time to plan, it's that he's always planning.

In all honesty, as soon as Superman said "What would you do if I attacked you right now?" Batman would have pulled a kryptonite shard out of his gauntlet and held it to Superman's face, saying, "See? I had Prep time."

@sanjaeharris5352

Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the teen titans movie when Robin (Damian drake) took out superman then the others look at him & he said batman gave him plans & gear to beat all the justice league. (Even himself)

@bepisthescienceman4202

10 ай бұрын

Then Superman would proceed to laser him in the mouth in a safe distance

@michaelnettles3059

9 ай бұрын

​@@bepisthescienceman4202He's already in the room, his powers are already dampening, not to mention that he is no longer in direct sunlight.

@Jebu911

8 ай бұрын

Batman also has his bullshit belt that most definitely also has green rock in it maybe even the pink one

@SpectragonYT

7 ай бұрын

We don't talk about the pink one. @@Jebu911

I love how the plug implies I don’t even need to give a shipping address. They’ll just track me down and personally hand it to me.

@erfanthered9801

Жыл бұрын

Imagine your in an exam and all of a sudden some random delivery guy walks into the hall room, shoves a plushy on you and then disappears

@snaketooth0943

Жыл бұрын

@@erfanthered9801 "...Uh... I don't remember ordering this..." "...Sure you don't..."

@BFBrix

Жыл бұрын

@@erfanthered9801 And then the plushie telepathically gives you all the answers to the exam :)))

Clark getting real may have been one of the funniest jokes I've seen

You know who else can win any fight with enough prep time? Literally anyone.

@letsget100subswithoutconte4

Жыл бұрын

But it’s the resources that he has access to that makes him different. Could you get everything needed to stop the laser

@venomshock_editz

Жыл бұрын

Technically, with enough prep time, yes

@spongebobsquarepants2981

Жыл бұрын

Unless you're an idiot. Like Patrick Star for example.

@desertsandfly2277

8 ай бұрын

At first I thought you were gonna "my mom!" As in muscle man's mom from regular show.

@seventy501

8 ай бұрын

i disagree. How can us humans who couldnt even get 100/100 in science (college) win with *enough* prep time.

Batman, with prep time: "Get real" Superman, without prep time: *gets real*

Using the prep time he had to prepare for that argument before the video started, Batman called up his friend Lex and asked him to interject at the appropriate time.

I always found curious that when people imagine Batman fighting "with prep time", they don't consider that his adversary would have prep time as well. Additionally to whatever super power they have over Batman.

@MrDj232

Жыл бұрын

Because Batman's prep time is all the time. He doesn't sit back and wait for the league to turn evil, he plans to the possibility and designs death traps for each of them. He's already had his prep time, now the fight begins.

@daenite2480

Жыл бұрын

@@MrDj232 that's only planning. Not prep time. If a fight between him and Flash suddenly happened, Batman wouldn't be prepared. He has to _know_ the fight will happen to take advantage of his planning. He doesn't have an infinite inventory.

@Contevent

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrDj232 What Dae said. Unless he is attacking by surprise, his foe has the same prep time as he does.

@AgentofLADON

Жыл бұрын

@@Contevent "I had prep time and brought Kryptonite." "Well I had prep time and brought the Black plague."

@sarafontanini7051

Жыл бұрын

you see prep-time is just a shorthand, its jsut meant to refer to abtman always having a plan either se tup in adancae or jsut being prepared for a situation he cna predict, which ahs elad to jokes lie the bat shar repellant and such. THe phrase is jsut mean tto hghlight batman's intelligence. And if there is soemthing batman himself can't handle? well, that's what the jsutice league is for. Because if batman alone cna't solve it then it has to be a grand scale problem.

That animation at the end was disgustingly beautiful

Congrats on 1M man, you definitely deserve it for being this consistently funny

the near-instant "ohh okay well that's obnoxious" is such a strong start, he says it so casually.

What Superman doesn't realize is that Batman is prepping even when you don't realize it. Batman has known Superman for years and all that time has been prep time, but Batman doesn't want him to know that he has layers upon layers of contingencies, so he employs one of Sun Tzu's classic tactics, "appear weak when you are strong."

@CycleMantis

Жыл бұрын

Superman is exactly the kind of cocky mfers that will see Batman run into the building, think "there's no way he's doing the kryptonite building thing, it's probably just a trick to buy time. Well I'M not falling for it!" Then immediately fly into the building made entirely of kryptonite

@dmgroberts5471

Жыл бұрын

In the comics, doesn't Batman have a large portion of the world's Kryptonite locked away in vaults in case Superman goes rogue? And Green Lantern, come off it, he can get yellow paint.

@CesarDaSalad

Жыл бұрын

@@dmgroberts5471 He certainly does, and he has contingencies for every other single member of the Justice League too. It's been kind of his thing for 20 years now

@Crocalu

Жыл бұрын

Oh Superman realised it at the end... He real eyes'd...

@slyseal2091

Жыл бұрын

@@CycleMantis Im calling it now that solid JJ is gonna have this reappear in a future video. Specifically it's gonna be Superman hesitating to enter some building as a callback., leading to an angry discussion with his friends.

Apparently at all times Batman carries a Kryptonite ring in his utility belt so he doesn't even need 15 seconds lol

This sounds just like a VS Debate and I love it. Even more though, it goes over the top and downright gives Batman's parents prep time. Love it.

Solid JJ casually telling us that it’s okay to price gouge his product 💀

Y'know, I really expected for Batman to suddenly go on a sad monologue about if he had prep time, his parents wouldn't be dead.

@Silamon2

Жыл бұрын

Well obviously if he had prep time they wouldn't be dead, they would have had kevlar vests.

1:12 Superman: “Are you gonna suggest you would have prep time for your prep time” that explains Batman’s prep time in a nutshell so perfectly

That ending tho "how about you get real?" *Regular show theme starts playing*

Batmans prep time combined with his plot armour and fan boy power he’d be unstoppable.

@corvusdominus9835

Жыл бұрын

Plot armor that is fueled by the power of diehard fans of Batman.

@rugerredhawk9065

Жыл бұрын

@@corvusdominus9835 Especially Bat Mite

@corvusdominus9835

Жыл бұрын

@@rugerredhawk9065 definitely Bat Mite.

@A_Terrible_Person

Жыл бұрын

Ok but people keep forgetting he's literally the most prepared to fight super man like he keeps several kryptonite items in his belt from kryptonite knuckle dusters to kryptonite chewing gum he has kryptonite in his blood not even joking if super man hits him hard enough to spit blood he can spit it in his face and disable Superman

@shikniwho7215

Жыл бұрын

that sadly only work with main universe Batman, unlike all the other less important universe and dark mulitverse's Batman, they may prep time with their life on the line or even if they won, civilian casualty is already too much.

Love how Superman felts bad about using that example with Batman parents only for Batman to agree with it

"You can't write this" Solid JJ wrote.

in one of the comics batman PREDICTED A TIME TRAVELLER who came to kill him and beat him

1:55 “you can’t write this” Superman should really be prepared for stupidity at this point 😂

@MegaManXPoweredUp

Ай бұрын

This is exactly why prep time is so important.

batmans the type of guy to say he can beat god given enough prep time

@youtubestudiosucks978

Жыл бұрын

Which god exactly? Appearently some gods are into macoism to the point that they let powerless mortals kill them so they can get off, just look at jesus, he got killed by powerless mortals. Dude, definally got off from it for him to allow it to happen

@RoninofCrimsonMaple

Жыл бұрын

Batman is atheist if the story needs him to be weirdly enough. Yes, even with magic, demons and all that... he is sometimes written as an atheist.

@ClockworkGearhead

Жыл бұрын

Well, he defeated Darkseid, a New God, so...

@RoninofCrimsonMaple

Жыл бұрын

@@ClockworkGearhead that's just an alien calling himself god - Batman

@daenite2480

Жыл бұрын

The Batmanfanboys at least

0:33 superman’s “wHaT?”

this is a masterpiece. the absolute pinnacle of fandubs