Batman’s Contingency Plans

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  • @Solidjj
    @Solidjj Жыл бұрын

    I pronounced the coyote’s name wrong since I was a wee lad and i’m sticking by it you’ll never censor me!!!

  • @DarnHooligan

    @DarnHooligan

    Жыл бұрын

    haha funny word

  • @elementartsofficial68

    @elementartsofficial68

    Жыл бұрын

    You know what they say... Old habits die hard

  • @fedupgamer9075

    @fedupgamer9075

    Жыл бұрын

    We got it though, still funny AF!😆

  • @NotSantana

    @NotSantana

    Жыл бұрын

    sick him

  • @pealcrusher3166

    @pealcrusher3166

    Жыл бұрын

    willy coyote... never forget

  • @InsertCreativeHandleHere09
    @InsertCreativeHandleHere09 Жыл бұрын

    Batman: “As for the Green Lantern, I would use a specially designed YELLOW Batsuit.” Green Lantern: “Fuck you, Bruce.”

  • @videogollumer

    @videogollumer

    Жыл бұрын

    His plan in the comics was using post-hypnotic suggestion to cause Green Lantern, the one on the league at the time being Kyle Rayner, to blind himself with his own ring.

  • @Artista_Frustrado

    @Artista_Frustrado

    Жыл бұрын

    i think Miller actually used that in one of his Batman comics, he painted the whole room Yellow, even had lemonade & stuff... it was very dumb

  • @videogollumer

    @videogollumer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Artista_Frustrado Miller? As in FRANK Miller? I thought he wrote dark stuff.

  • @Artista_Frustrado

    @Artista_Frustrado

    Жыл бұрын

    @@videogollumer yup & he wrote stuff for Batman as well

  • @fledbeast5783

    @fledbeast5783

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Artista_Frustrado that wasn’t batman, it was crazy jim

  • @sirgentlebread7302
    @sirgentlebread7302 Жыл бұрын

    Batman watching Flash slip on a banana peel: "Just like the simulations."

  • @WildWeavile

    @WildWeavile

    Жыл бұрын

    "HAHAHA, Dick, I told you it would work!" "Ok, Bruce."

  • @vex6298

    @vex6298

    Жыл бұрын

    the simulations never lie do they?

  • @pixymisa777

    @pixymisa777

    Жыл бұрын

    No, the banana is for the Green Lantern plan.

  • @currentlyAddictedToKebab

    @currentlyAddictedToKebab

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm your 666th like. You knew this day would come, and here I am.

  • @finstokes9037

    @finstokes9037

    Жыл бұрын

    @@currentlyAddictedToKebab bro in the minute u said that its now 1.1k lol

  • @snuuzzyy
    @snuuzzyy Жыл бұрын

    Mind-controlled Flash: "Any last words, Batman?" *_"...that's all folks."_*

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    Жыл бұрын

    Batman"yes 3...2..1"

  • @volumist

    @volumist

    Жыл бұрын

    **anvil saves the world**

  • @alrightatgames

    @alrightatgames

    Жыл бұрын

    Flash then snaps out of his mind control and starts yelling at batman for still using the roadrunner bit.

  • @TheSweetMan58

    @TheSweetMan58

    Жыл бұрын

    Totally read that in Conroy's voice

  • @gabrielbarros493

    @gabrielbarros493

    Жыл бұрын

    *flash realizes he isn't standing on anything, then falls to his death*

  • @xn85d2
    @xn85d2 Жыл бұрын

    My headcanon for this video is that Batman wanted to defuse the situation of him having contingency plans and not being trusted by the others by coming up with bad fake contingency plans on the spot. And it worked.

  • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena

    @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena

    Жыл бұрын

    The thing about the flash one is it would actually work

  • @deleetiusproductions3497

    @deleetiusproductions3497

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, he didn't just come up with them on the spot. Rather, he just summarized Looney Tunes sketches and pretended to hope nobody would notice.

  • @everettsager4654

    @everettsager4654

    Жыл бұрын

    @@deleetiusproductions3497 Doh that's what I thought as well.

  • @calebowens693

    @calebowens693

    Жыл бұрын

    That checks out. He started with Superman and gave the obvious kryptonite answer with something massively destructive (a nuke). Aquaman is strong in some comic universes, but the Superfriends version is a joke and he could use many different methods. With the Flash, he didn't have a single obvious option and also did not have a ridiculous plethora of options. Thus, he switched to something nonsensical to avoid having to say his real plan. Honestly, most of his teammates would have had the same type of result due to them being the same inbetween of not having a single obvious answer while not being so lame that nearly any answer would work.

  • @Sarah12471

    @Sarah12471

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@calebowens693Also as a side note trying to cover may have been solely for flash, as you cam't really deal with a speedster if they know whats coming, hence why most flash villians involve making traps

  • @matthewmedina3461
    @matthewmedina3461 Жыл бұрын

    "What if I run into it and it's an actual tunnel" Considering flash can phase through solid objects and batman can't, his statement is actually very possible

  • @SCORPION-nt8up

    @SCORPION-nt8up

    Жыл бұрын

    The simulations did warn me about that. I wonder how he use that information

  • @thechosenjuan8776

    @thechosenjuan8776

    Жыл бұрын

    ye but like he's supposed to know that it's a solid object he's touching lol

  • @Nikku4211

    @Nikku4211

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thechosenjuan8776 Subtle cues from parallax.

  • @Dyknown

    @Dyknown

    Жыл бұрын

    There's also the time travel thing, I'm not sure the simulations covered that. But at least the simulations will help with the Marvin Manhunter...

  • @createrz8433

    @createrz8433

    Жыл бұрын

    Verdant sanctuary

  • @terra-formdoorknob2192
    @terra-formdoorknob2192 Жыл бұрын

    "Even at the cost of your own life!... I would paint a tunnel on the side of a mountain" Please never stop making these💀

  • @abduaro1958

    @abduaro1958

    Жыл бұрын

    the simulations did warn me of this

  • @mr.vlaimes682

    @mr.vlaimes682

    Жыл бұрын

    @@abduaro1958 Flash can phase through solid material. His powers could legitimately make this scenario work like a roadrunner episode.

  • @tarisoala9717

    @tarisoala9717

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mr.vlaimes682 The simultions did warn batman of this.

  • @videogollumer

    @videogollumer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mr.vlaimes682 What if Batman used lead paint; can Flash phase through lead?

  • @videogollumer

    @videogollumer

    Жыл бұрын

    @Mickey Mouse Okay, but he'd still need to be able to tell that the tunnel is fake. If Batman actually went through with that, he more than likely would have studied up on artistic realism, if he didn't already know it, in order to make a convincing optical illusion. Would Flash have anyway to tell that the tunnel is fake BEFORE colliding with the mountain side?

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 Жыл бұрын

    I never understood why some of Batman's contingency plans counted on the other heroes' emotional attachments. How will that be any of help if they turn evil or are mind controlled?

  • @bekkfxst

    @bekkfxst

    Жыл бұрын

    IIRC, in a situation where a hero is mind controlled the thought is that if he puts someone really close to the hero in a life or death situation, the hero will overpower and break or resist the mind control in order to save the person. Now why he has to kill them once the mind control is broken, I'm not sure, but I'd guess it would be to prevent the mind control from coming back online or to just completely neutralize the threat.

  • @theunknownblock5942

    @theunknownblock5942

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bekkfxst I’m pretty sure in actual canon the plans aren’t designed to kill them

  • @bekkfxst

    @bekkfxst

    Жыл бұрын

    @@theunknownblock5942 thinking about it, you’re probably right. I mean, if he won’t kill the Joker, why would he kill a member of the Justice league?

  • @MeowHype

    @MeowHype

    Жыл бұрын

    @@theunknownblock5942 I can't remember all of them off the top of my head, but from the ones I remember, they all simply act to subdue the target rather than kill, including Batman himself if he was to ever turn evil. For Wonder Woman's contingency plan, she would be forced to fight a simulation opponent of equal ground because she literally cannot refuse a fight if the opponent is strong enough. Since the opponent is a simulation, they cannot be beaten, forcing her to fight forever. Several other plans also involve Scarecrow's fear toxin, and I believe Flash's plan revolves around being injected with nanites.

  • @matthewkreps3352

    @matthewkreps3352

    Жыл бұрын

    Their loved ones being in Danger gives them a second chance on their Saving throw. And love grants a +2 circumstance bonus.

  • @thomasmay4614
    @thomasmay4614 Жыл бұрын

    ‘The simulations warned me of that’ is probably the most Batman line said at the most comedic time possible, completely fits his character

  • @JM-mh1pp
    @JM-mh1pp Жыл бұрын

    Batman truly is a genius, he knows that because of his speed Flash would be able to counter his plan thus it must remain a secret so he made up stupid shit on the fly to make them think that there is no plan against Flash.

  • @tommysupernova663

    @tommysupernova663

    Жыл бұрын

    In reality he already has a ton of stuff from his rouges gallery confiscations that would screw up Speedy Sunshine pretty much forever.

  • @DawidKov

    @DawidKov

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tommysupernova663 I mean one of Flash's main villains is a guy with a freeze gun. And Batman has like 30 of those in the Batcave from all the fights he had with Mr. Freeze.

  • @JM-mh1pp

    @JM-mh1pp

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DawidKov I could never understand that freeze thing. Yeah sure, your weapon can freeze people...cool...you still have to actually hit the guy. Flash has such a reaction time that before you pull the trigger you will be locked up in jail, naked with "I was just cought by flash" written on your ass.

  • @largebigmacmealwithfanta

    @largebigmacmealwithfanta

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JM-mh1pp like flash is one of the few cases of 'just dodge' is actually the most viable plan

  • @daraghokane4236

    @daraghokane4236

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JM-mh1pp absolute zero slows him down and ice on the ground trips him. Captain cold can beat flash with his fists and catches bullets because absolute zero slows them down.

  • @Walt_Raleigh
    @Walt_Raleigh Жыл бұрын

    I like to think Batman's AI surfed the web looking for speedsters weaknesses and ended up in good old Wily-E-Coyote videos and took them at face value

  • @TheCaliRhino
    @TheCaliRhino Жыл бұрын

    I was really hoping they were going to segue into, “wait, Superman, are you saying *Will*-E-Coyote? You know it’s Wylie, right?”

  • @flipflopflammable

    @flipflopflammable

    Жыл бұрын

    Superman: “Well how was I supposed to know that, HE NEVER TALKS!” Green Lantern: “Just look the spelling, how many Willies do you know that spell their name W Y L I E?” Superman: Easy. Barry’s sidekick, Kid Flash! Flash: Clark, his name is Wally. Superman: Pffffft. No it’s not. Flash: yes it is I’m his uncle I should know. Superman: you’re messing with me Flash: You’ve met him dozens of times. You were at his graduation. Superman:…..I……………….ummmm…………………………………………………………So Batman you REALLY thought you could take down the flash with just an anvil?

  • @samveddeolekar1571
    @samveddeolekar1571 Жыл бұрын

    I love to think that Batman's contingency plan for Wonder Woman is finding a female superhero with a voice actress.

  • @johnathanwhite1402

    @johnathanwhite1402

    Жыл бұрын

    Then Wonder Woman would respond with " ."

  • @iloveemeralds4622

    @iloveemeralds4622

    Жыл бұрын

    I think his plan for her would be to use himself as her voice actor and make her say a bunch of things that makes everyone hate her

  • @thewooperbois7154

    @thewooperbois7154

    Жыл бұрын

    for grren lanter is is to throw yellow paint on him

  • @redviego6714

    @redviego6714

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought they were going to make the joke about how batman didn't have a plan for wonderwoman in the comics and when superman asked why, he turned to superman and said "you're my plan."

  • @osciisnow

    @osciisnow

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thewooperbois7154 or a banana batsuit 😂

  • @SeporiBowi
    @SeporiBowi Жыл бұрын

    I like how even after getting a voice actress for others skits, the joke is still that this version of Wonder Woman doesn't have a voice. Only the evil version does.

  • @Quatro921

    @Quatro921

    Жыл бұрын

    You dont have to explain the joke

  • @rewrose2838

    @rewrose2838

    Жыл бұрын

    Of course, its as integral to her character as Aquaman gargling his dialogues.

  • @dylantoney6971

    @dylantoney6971

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Quatro921 Ah, the average KZread commenter who can't scroll past somebody telling a content creator and like minded people that they like a joke and why they do so.

  • @Quatro921

    @Quatro921

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dylantoney6971 he litterally said the joke is and then explained the joke

  • @unkirbyjosuke1904

    @unkirbyjosuke1904

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Quatro921 WOW, way to have FUN dude, you sure are the bomb at parties!!!!

  • @eustacehendrix9659
    @eustacehendrix9659 Жыл бұрын

    "For you Green Lantern, i prepared a banana peel near you." "Dude are you serious? I'd be able to see that!" *"Exactly."* edit: 3.7k likes? nah I ain't famous bro like compare that to 8 billion people

  • @llSuperSnivyll

    @llSuperSnivyll

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey, if it's a yellow banana peel then Green Lantern can't do anything about it.

  • @Vhargon

    @Vhargon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@llSuperSnivyll thats the joke

  • @deauthorsadeptus6920

    @deauthorsadeptus6920

    Жыл бұрын

    Barry walk to pick it up, but end up slipping on it and snap his neck.

  • @conqueror9215

    @conqueror9215

    Жыл бұрын

    @@llSuperSnivyll what other color would it be?

  • @T_Dude

    @T_Dude

    Жыл бұрын

    Green?

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 Жыл бұрын

    Theory: None of these plans were the real plans. He was just making them up on the spot. If one of them turned evil or was mind-controlled, it would be devastating for them to know Batman's _actual_ plan.

  • @sonicman9910

    @sonicman9910

    10 ай бұрын

    A banana peel

  • @Al-ng2wn

    @Al-ng2wn

    8 ай бұрын

    Hydrophobic scare toxin on Aquaman seems legit.

  • @leminer4049

    @leminer4049

    7 ай бұрын

    The other comment said it way better

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@Al-ng2wn yeah but he can't do anything to stop it

  • @henry563

    @henry563

    3 ай бұрын

    why are you dickriding batman from a soilid jj video

  • @emoryogglethorp8180
    @emoryogglethorp8180 Жыл бұрын

    "The simulations did warn me of that" had me literally dying, seriously though I had to hit my asthma pump.

  • @angelor9211

    @angelor9211

    Жыл бұрын

    Superman just going ballistic after finding out the simulations is what gets me

  • @Daniel-wu6pl

    @Daniel-wu6pl

    Жыл бұрын

    "just like the simulations"

  • @shawnsilly3958

    @shawnsilly3958

    Жыл бұрын

    I hate how relatable that is.

  • @nickfrank4936

    @nickfrank4936

    Жыл бұрын

    dude i can relate because i needed to use my inhaler as well after watching some of these skits. pure comedy gold. 😆

  • @deathsdoor07

    @deathsdoor07

    Жыл бұрын

    RiP

  • @IceColdPistol
    @IceColdPistol Жыл бұрын

    "You were gonna shoot me and then nuke me" he says that as if that's overkill when, for Superman, it really isn't

  • @AgentofLADON

    @AgentofLADON

    Жыл бұрын

    Funnily enough in the Liberty Files (a DC elseworld where Batman and Superman are super spies in WW2 and the Cold War) the contingency plan is just nuking Superman. That or injecting someone with nuclear super serum to fight Superman and hopefully stop him before the patient's heart explodes.

  • @StevenTLawson

    @StevenTLawson

    Жыл бұрын

    I always felt the idea of, "We'll shoot Superman with a kryptonite bullet to stop him." And one of his things he is known for is being faster than a speeding bullet. Like, you fire the gun and then he just uses his superspeed to move out of the way and you miss. That isn't really a great plan to have.

  • @herowither12354

    @herowither12354

    Жыл бұрын

    @@StevenTLawson Well, realistically, there's no way to stop someone who can canonically move galaxies. This is why every DC hero needs to be nerfed dramatically in the next reboot.

  • @FenrirStrife1

    @FenrirStrife1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@StevenTLawson Yeah but the thing is Superman for a VERY long time used 'Let the bullets bounce off' as an intimidation tactic. As long as you don't make it super obvious its a special gun or bullet he'd absolutely just stand there and let you hit him.

  • @WhiteScorpio2

    @WhiteScorpio2

    Жыл бұрын

    @@StevenTLawson That's why you use a sniper.

  • @nrggvrn5576
    @nrggvrn5576 Жыл бұрын

    1:40 I love that he implies Aquaman doesn't have actual powers

  • @RobertPiotrowski96
    @RobertPiotrowski96 Жыл бұрын

    To be fair, Flash, for someone who supposed to have godlike reaction time on pair with his speed, is getting surprised by traps too often 😅 This anvil plan could work out!

  • @kingbeauregard

    @kingbeauregard

    Жыл бұрын

    I have a theory about the traps Barry falls into. To interact with normal-speed people, he has to shut off his super-speed processing, so the trick is just to keep him at normal speed; even an engaging conversation will keep him in normal speed mode. Maybe he'll notice a threat in time to turn on the super-speed, but then again, maybe he won't.

  • @Chraan

    @Chraan

    7 ай бұрын

    @@kingbeauregard That is actually not how it works, Barry just experiences everything in slow time and talks slowly so he can be understood, his super-speed is never shut off.

  • @poggestfrog

    @poggestfrog

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Chraan nope, barry can do stuff in normal time else he'd need infinite breath to talk properly

  • @Chraan

    @Chraan

    3 ай бұрын

    @@poggestfrog Hey, don't discuss the logic with me here, I am telling you how it works according to the writers.

  • @poggestfrog

    @poggestfrog

    3 ай бұрын

    @@Chraan wait they said that in the comics? i swear at least a few of the main universe ones said he could proccess in normal speed

  • @t-1156
    @t-1156 Жыл бұрын

    Worst part is, considering all Will-E-Coyottee plans failed, it's highly likely that Batman only watched the episodes until the plan started, got up, to note it and never even finished any episode

  • @Elipson52008

    @Elipson52008

    Жыл бұрын

    he said the simulations warned him of the painted tunnel becoming real only for flash, so this means he saw at least one sketch the whole way through and still thought it was a good idea.

  • @Pystro

    @Pystro

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, he said "The simulations warned me of that." I think his "simulations" were just him watching the cartoons.

  • @KodachiC

    @KodachiC

    Жыл бұрын

    His attention span must be terrible then. It only took a minute for each of those plans to fail.

  • @elowin1691

    @elowin1691

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KodachiC look genius cannot be delayed alright, he had to go record the plan immediately as it formed in his head

  • @DrPonk

    @DrPonk

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean, he knew about the tunnel gag. I think he knows the traps all fail, but thinks it's just cartoon logic and that they would work in real life, omitting the fact that these plans are conceived by the very same cartoon logic...

  • @ethanp.796
    @ethanp.796 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that Green Lantern just realized that it was a Roadrunner sketch means he was completely convinced that was a legitimate working plan

  • @BioHzrd0010

    @BioHzrd0010

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought he was just thinking it was ridiculous but just didn't happen to think of roadrunner at first.

  • @starscream4812

    @starscream4812

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah it sounded like “That was a bit weird what’s he going to say about me…wait. What did you say Flash? Oh my goodness!”

  • @anothergg2692

    @anothergg2692

    Жыл бұрын

    The fact that Flash realized that, shows his fast brain 😂

  • @theironycomedy6

    @theironycomedy6

    Жыл бұрын

    How the hell did you come up with that?

  • @orctrihar

    @orctrihar

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean that how his power work

  • @Blundabus1337
    @Blundabus1337 Жыл бұрын

    1:04 "thats a cartoon trap" ...well, you are a cartoon

  • @HyoureiKyouran
    @HyoureiKyouran Жыл бұрын

    "The simulations did warn me of that." Absolute gold!

  • @noahkarpinski1824

    @noahkarpinski1824

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially since the flash actually can phase through walls and batman can't It could happen

  • @cavaebi7890

    @cavaebi7890

    Жыл бұрын

    @@noahkarpinski1824 dc secretly copied looney tunes????

  • @noahkarpinski1824

    @noahkarpinski1824

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cavaebi7890 more then you'll ever know...

  • @holierthanu1
    @holierthanu1 Жыл бұрын

    "The simulations *did* warn me of that..." I'm fucking dying

  • @ItTheWeeb

    @ItTheWeeb

    Жыл бұрын

    Funniest shit I every heard lol

  • @jokerinojiovanna

    @jokerinojiovanna

    Жыл бұрын

    quick! someone call an ambulance!

  • @cakeinyoface6
    @cakeinyoface6 Жыл бұрын

    I knew it was going to be a painting of a tunnel, but that set up and delivery was still flawless. The simulators warned me about this.

  • @TheLazyMan94
    @TheLazyMan94 Жыл бұрын

    The funny thing about Batman's plan with Aquaman is that it was his actual plan against him in the comics.

  • @castantino
    @castantino Жыл бұрын

    Batman: Gives Riddler crap for getting riddles off of Google Also Batman: Plans a Roadrunner trap to defeat Flash

  • @foxymetroid

    @foxymetroid

    Жыл бұрын

    Could be to add salt to the wound. Imagine how embarrassing it would be to be taken out by a Looney Tunes gag.

  • @JayJayM57

    @JayJayM57

    Жыл бұрын

    @@foxymetroid or maybe he is lying. The flash is a genius, telling him how you plan to defeat him, is the faster route to failure.

  • @alecLogan

    @alecLogan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JayJayM57 If he’s lying, I would reckon it’s because he doesn’t “actually” have a plan for Flash, but doesn’t want to be seen as “playing favorites” by leaving him out of the bit.

  • @Benw8888

    @Benw8888

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JayJayM57 "The flash is a genius" biggest joke I've heard yet, especially if you watch the flash's TV show

  • @jmac1851

    @jmac1851

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Benw8888 flash is a genius dude lmao

  • @alex_thecarguy
    @alex_thecarguy Жыл бұрын

    When you said "lying limp and defenseless" I was fully expecting the "tying to the railroad" cliche and you swerved so hard with the tunnel, lmao. Love these, man. You're only getting better

  • @airplanes_aren.t_real

    @airplanes_aren.t_real

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait would he use his famous batrain?

  • @Jotari

    @Jotari

    Жыл бұрын

    I had the tunnel firmly in mind as that's one of the most classic bits.

  • @jonathandavenport2500

    @jonathandavenport2500

    Жыл бұрын

    Fully agree.

  • @ryangallagher9723

    @ryangallagher9723

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Jotari I also remembered that Robot Chicken did almost this exact gag. To be fair, JJ did it better.

  • @protorhinocerator142

    @protorhinocerator142

    Жыл бұрын

    I too saw him tying him to the railroad tracks in my mind's eye. "And then I twirled my twirly mustache..." You don't have a mustache Batman. "I would grow one."

  • @acgamingpresents9070
    @acgamingpresents9070 Жыл бұрын

    In the comics, one of Batman’s plans was to inject a device into Flash’s nervous system that would give him moderate seizures over and over again. Not enough to eventually kill him, but to keep him incapacitated for however long Batman needed him down.

  • @gaidencastro9706
    @gaidencastro9706 Жыл бұрын

    At least Batman kept his logic consistent and made a contingency plan for himself.

  • @davidhong1934

    @davidhong1934

    Жыл бұрын

    What's his own contingency plan? Is it the _Batman and Robin (1997)_ movie on loop?

  • @gaidencastro9706

    @gaidencastro9706

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davidhong1934 Take hostages or insult his parents to throw off his rational thinking.

  • @FakeTier

    @FakeTier

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gaidencastro9706 that, and the justice league

  • @foxtrot-gamesandwit4475

    @foxtrot-gamesandwit4475

    6 ай бұрын

    @@FakeTier And the Batfamily I believe

  • @Trey-dp6tl

    @Trey-dp6tl

    5 ай бұрын

    @@foxtrot-gamesandwit4475I believe in Tower if Babel he said “It’s red yellow and green”

  • @wtfbomber1
    @wtfbomber1 Жыл бұрын

    The funniest part to me is that Batman’s actual contingency plan for dealing with the Flash is basically “make the floor have no traction so he just goes sliding off super fast”, which isn’t that far off from an actual Looney Tunes plan.

  • @proverbialking3452

    @proverbialking3452

    Жыл бұрын

    That's actually how most flash villains get him. His arch nemesis is uneven ground.

  • @Skullhawk13

    @Skullhawk13

    Жыл бұрын

    @@proverbialking3452 he’s a seasonal superhero after all

  • @Blocky1328

    @Blocky1328

    Жыл бұрын

    cover the floor with ice

  • @ardennes8970

    @ardennes8970

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @N.I.A23

    @N.I.A23

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean is it stupid?? Yes. Was the flash stopped before by even stupider villains?? YES

  • @DarnHooligan
    @DarnHooligan Жыл бұрын

    “If we believe there's even a one percent chance that he is our enemy we have to take it as an absolute certainty”

  • @pizzasoup

    @pizzasoup

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DarnHooligan bro is schizophrenic

  • @AgentofLADON

    @AgentofLADON

    Жыл бұрын

    Alfred: Master Bruce I've contacted a math tutor to teach you how percentages and probability works.

  • @youtubestudiosucks978

    @youtubestudiosucks978

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DarnHooligan then doesnt that rule also count for himself?

  • @anxiousearth680

    @anxiousearth680

    Жыл бұрын

    "Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people get hurt. Every time."

  • @hittingyouoverthehead

    @hittingyouoverthehead

    Жыл бұрын

    Dumbest line in cinematic history. Next to that, "Everything on this planet has evolved to kill humans" sounds like a masterpiece.

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 Жыл бұрын

    “What simulations?” Looney Tunes?” That had me rollin 😂

  • @THawkMedia
    @THawkMedia Жыл бұрын

    For the whole tunnel becoming real thing, that scenario is possible because Flash can phase through solid matter if he runs fast enough

  • @victorwagner2423
    @victorwagner2423 Жыл бұрын

    The worst part is that if Barry was actually mind controlled, he wouldn't care about the well being of his wife. Paradoxically, setting up a bunch of food as bait( like it's a road runner trap) would make more sense since Flash's metabolism would force him to look for food all the time.

  • @danny8063

    @danny8063

    Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant mate!

  • @94studios76

    @94studios76

    Жыл бұрын

    That makes a lot of sense

  • @uthopia27

    @uthopia27

    Жыл бұрын

    u know wht they are right tht batman really run out of ideas

  • @codetaku

    @codetaku

    Жыл бұрын

    First time I've ever seen someone say paradoxically when they just meant ironically

  • @MexiGojira

    @MexiGojira

    Жыл бұрын

    Just like how the coyote puts a plate of free bird seeds on the road, while waiting with whatever ACME device he had bought.

  • @doctorjay8673
    @doctorjay8673 Жыл бұрын

    Here's the thing, Flash could most definitely just phase through that tunnel and go through it like Roadrunner. The fact it's entirely possible makes this funnier

  • @dakotamatheson9884

    @dakotamatheson9884

    Жыл бұрын

    Funnily enough I literally was thinking the exact same thing.

  • @Chrisdish

    @Chrisdish

    Жыл бұрын

    That would mean he knew beforehand it was a trap. Which he clearly does.

  • @RoninCatholic

    @RoninCatholic

    Жыл бұрын

    He even demonstrated he could do this in an episode of Challenge of the Super Friends, in the timeline where the Legion of Doom traveled back in time and prevented Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman from becoming superheroes leaving Flash and Green Lantern as the team's heavy hitters.

  • @doctorjay8673

    @doctorjay8673

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Chrisdish And knowing Barry, he can't resist the gag

  • @robertwyatt3912

    @robertwyatt3912

    Жыл бұрын

    But then Barry would get to the other end of the fake tunnel and WHAM! Anvil.

  • @AnchorJG
    @AnchorJG Жыл бұрын

    I think what i love the most about this is every time Batman re-introduces it with the same gravitas as if it was the first one.

  • @MrPepperJams
    @MrPepperJams Жыл бұрын

    "The simulations did warn me of that" Kills me, great stuff as always, much love.

  • @jahnybravo2168
    @jahnybravo2168 Жыл бұрын

    "Not to complain, but you were gonna shoot me and then nuke me..." even when discussing his potential murder, Superman stays polite lol

  • @ahsanumar01

    @ahsanumar01

    Жыл бұрын

    That's superman for you :).

  • @VERA-po4gl

    @VERA-po4gl

    Жыл бұрын

    😎😎😎

  • @Ming1975

    @Ming1975

    Жыл бұрын

    That's cause Superman brought in Batman to do this, it's very obvious even in the JLA anime series Superman seems the most relax about it because it's his idea of a back up "just in case", is to use Batman to do it. Hahaha!

  • @danielwesley5051

    @danielwesley5051

    Жыл бұрын

    This would definitely make sense in the BTAS universe, with how Superman was brainwashed by Darkseid at the end of Superman the animated series.

  • @Technoanima

    @Technoanima

    Жыл бұрын

    That's because Superman knows he can go berserk. Why he needs a fortress of solitude so he has some chill/alone time.

  • @santiagoremedi7385
    @santiagoremedi7385 Жыл бұрын

    "The simulations did warn me of that" is pure gold. I literally rolled on the floor(bed actually, but who cares) laughing

  • @jessereuss0716

    @jessereuss0716

    Жыл бұрын

    I care

  • @ShadowzI1

    @ShadowzI1

    Жыл бұрын

    Canonically, flash has phased through solid material before

  • @kikosawa

    @kikosawa

    Жыл бұрын

    you sleep on the floor?! what's your paypal

  • @bojuu

    @bojuu

    Жыл бұрын

    i care, santiago remedi. i care. me and your mother... we've been worried sick about you. why won't you talk to us? we're just worried. your mother, she just wants whats best for you. we all do. please. just let us know you're okay

  • @santiagoremedi7385

    @santiagoremedi7385

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kikosawa no no no. I meant that rofl stands for rolling on the FLOOR, but I was watching the video on my bed, so i rolled on my bed. No donations needed haha

  • @retrogameryasuke
    @retrogameryasuke7 ай бұрын

    I like how Batman cut him off saying "Batman never runs outta ideas!!!" 😂

  • @artb7338
    @artb73388 ай бұрын

    Batman would put out snacks and a sign saying "flash seed" then when he stopped to eat, he would release a boulder from a cliff just above... diabolical

  • @starsiegeplayer
    @starsiegeplayer Жыл бұрын

    His plan for Superman and Aquaman depends on catching them off guard (bullet, poison fear gas). The fact that he tells them those plans doesn't nullify his ability to execute said plans. However, if he reveals what the Flash contingency plan is, he will never be able to catch Barry off guard because he's too fast. So instead, he "reveals" multiple Wile-E-Coyote plans and the Justice League suddenly thinks Bats is bonkers. Throw in the "hey this is all I have" and they start to feel sorry for him and the whole subject gets dropped. 4D chess. This is literally the most Batman thing ever.

  • @goatplaysguitar

    @goatplaysguitar

    Жыл бұрын

    Doesn’t Superman have speed and reaction time comparable to Barry’s?

  • @starsiegeplayer

    @starsiegeplayer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@goatplaysguitar I think Clark has those reaction times only when he's concentrating and actively using super speed, which is why he can get blindsided with a kryptonite bullet.

  • @tumdslaka1662

    @tumdslaka1662

    Жыл бұрын

    @@goatplaysguitar iirc superman is fast, but flash is so fast he can outrun time itself

  • @Femaiden

    @Femaiden

    Жыл бұрын

    isn't superman "faster than a speeding bullet"?

  • @ryanholderman4887

    @ryanholderman4887

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Femaiden Barry is faster than light

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne Жыл бұрын

    Clark: “Say Lois, have you ever watched a *Will-e-* Coyote cartoon?” Lois: “Smallville… are you an alien or something?”

  • @joshevans3421

    @joshevans3421

    Жыл бұрын

    Lois: *gestures to him being an alien in lack of voice actress*

  • @paraplegicspiderman
    @paraplegicspiderman Жыл бұрын

    “The simulations did warn me of that”

  • @LegendPurpleDragon152
    @LegendPurpleDragon152 Жыл бұрын

    Its worth mentioning that Batman has primarily non-lethal versions of these countermeasures that come into play LONG before anything resembling “Kryptonite Bullets” get broken out.

  • @pepsiisbetterthancoke6283
    @pepsiisbetterthancoke6283 Жыл бұрын

    Batman's contingency plans were always just murder schemes in case his colleagues ever got to annoying

  • @JohnSmith-ie8ir

    @JohnSmith-ie8ir

    Жыл бұрын

    co-employees.... d-did you forget the word colleagues?? they don't even get paid I think, so not employees to begin with...

  • @pepsiisbetterthancoke6283

    @pepsiisbetterthancoke6283

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JohnSmith-ie8ir i did forget the word yes.

  • @rcbmmines4579

    @rcbmmines4579

    Жыл бұрын

    To be fair they were all originally designed to be non-lethal. Even the Kryptonite for the contingency plan was synthetic. In the comic (Tower of Babel), Ra’s al Ghul altered them to kill. In the animated movie (JL Doom), Vandal Savage did the same.

  • @XombieLejon66

    @XombieLejon66

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JohnSmith-ie8ir batman does owns the building Clark Kent works at

  • @thisxgreatxdecay

    @thisxgreatxdecay

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JohnSmith-ie8ir Justice Colleagues of America

  • @chompythebeast
    @chompythebeast Жыл бұрын

    Batman's rapid delivery of the Tunnel Plan tells me he knew it would be received poorly. I deduced that because I know everything about Batman: His dreams, his aspirations, his hopes, and his _fears._ The fear of losing more loved ones, or indeed all of Gotham, like he did his parents: Watching them lie limp, knowing he could have prevented it―how he would do _anything_ to prevent it! Even at the cost of his own life... _I would assemble a catapult and hurl a large boulder at him as he went by_

  • @charlesstevens9775

    @charlesstevens9775

    Жыл бұрын

    Come on you can do better than that, I myself have studied the Batman: his dream, his aspirations, his hopes, his fears. The fear of losing his loved ones of losing Alfred like he did his parents. Watching them lie limp knowing he could’ve prevented it. Even at the cost of his own life. I would buy and acme weather controller and make is snow causing him to slip and fall unconscious.

  • @Steven-xt3sn

    @Steven-xt3sn

    Жыл бұрын

    Killer Croc: "It was a big boulder..." :(

  • @thezandroid875
    @thezandroid875 Жыл бұрын

    For anyone curious, the other contingency plans involve Aquaman: spraying him with a hydrophobic foam Flash: shooting him with a hypersonic bullet that will make him have lightspeed seziures. Wonder Woman: Using her ambition against her by putting her in a simulation where she's constantly fighting Martian Manhunter: Just... Just set him on fire Cyborg: Probably hacking? Green Lantern: Blinding, Fear Toxin Red Tornado: Electromagnetic Pulse Zatanna: stop her from speaking Firestorm: Phantom Zone Doctor Fate: Helm Removal, Suffocation, gas attacks Shazam: Refer back to Zatanna Green Arrow: Go for the arms Plastic Man: Cold Temperatures Booster Gold: Refer back to Red Tornado

  • @hyperx72

    @hyperx72

    5 ай бұрын

    I am incredibly concerned about how the bullet thing would work on the flash

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@hyperx72 sneak attack with a quite gun miles away

  • @Cymes

    @Cymes

    5 ай бұрын

    Zatanna wouldn't speak anyway, she's a female - therefore , she doesn't have a voice actress.

  • @thezandroid875

    @thezandroid875

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Cymes You right.

  • @eway44

    @eway44

    4 ай бұрын

    Green Lantern: Yellow Room

  • @jakphannak817
    @jakphannak817 Жыл бұрын

    When you think about it, the scarecrow gas is a very solid option to deal with almost anyone.

  • @RaptorJesus

    @RaptorJesus

    Жыл бұрын

    Only if you can somehow tailor the gas to give them very specific hallucinations. Otherwise, imagine a Superman losing his mind and attacking everything that moves. You'd have made a bad situation infinitely worse.

  • @KalasenZyphurus

    @KalasenZyphurus

    Жыл бұрын

    It would be either the best or worst against Green Lantern, since the Yellow Lanterns powered by fear are his nemeses. He'd either know exactly how to handle it or it would de-power him entirely.

  • @garuelx8627

    @garuelx8627

    Жыл бұрын

    Isn't that what was used on Martian Manhunter or was it actual fire?

  • @RaptorJesus

    @RaptorJesus

    Жыл бұрын

    @@garuelx8627 Just set him on literal f'ing fire.

  • @bjchit

    @bjchit

    Жыл бұрын

    So is nuking someone.

  • @swiftswalow
    @swiftswalow Жыл бұрын

    in the comics/movie the logic behind Barry's and Hal's contingencies always seemed stupid to me, because in both he used either people they cared about or threatened civilians... but the point of the contingency plans are IN CASE THEY TURN EVIL OR GOT MIND CONTROLLED.... why would they even stop to save somebody else?!

  • @anxiousearth680

    @anxiousearth680

    Жыл бұрын

    Isn't that also the contingency for himself? In which case, same flaw applies.

  • @joelwestman8809

    @joelwestman8809

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anxiousearth680 I think all the others were like "nuke him," or, "use this special sound wave to nuetralize their screams," and then for himself it was, "use innocent people as traps," like he has no other weaknesses. Goddamn man, maybe give them your account information or some shit that would be a hit.

  • @KingCactus11

    @KingCactus11

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anxiousearth680 the contingency plan for himself was the rest of the justice league

  • @trollking4058

    @trollking4058

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KingCactus11 But, if he turned evil, he would use the contingencies he'd made against them.

  • @kinorris1709

    @kinorris1709

    Жыл бұрын

    To be fair, even evil assholes can love their family to the extent you could weaponise it against them.

  • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
    @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 Жыл бұрын

    0:57 ok... but what would stop him from just... listening to the sound Bruce

  • @samdurham6277
    @samdurham6277 Жыл бұрын

    It's refreshing to see Batman take Aquaman seriously, by preparing a good contingency plan instead of just saying "dont need one lol."

  • @the1stwing

    @the1stwing

    4 ай бұрын

    That was actually originally how he treated Green Arrow, but then Green Arrow found out that there wasn't one for him and legit got offended that Batman didn't see him as a threat necessary for one, so Batman made one that's literally just "Break his arms"

  • @toanuva6178
    @toanuva6178 Жыл бұрын

    "You watch Looney Toons" Batman: "Yeaa, only because Robin Wants to" Nightwing: "Bruce, I'm 21 now, I'm too old for cartoons" Batman: "You'll sit down with your Old Man and watch cartoons, and you'll like it!"

  • @mattwo7

    @mattwo7

    Жыл бұрын

    Batman: "Yea but only because Robin wants to" Damien: "I have no interest in these inane cartoons" **Damien later watches it in secret** Alfred: "I thought you said you had no interest in "these inane cartoons" master Damien?" Damien: "I don't, I'm just researching how to defeat the Flash" (he lies) Alfred: "Like father, like son I suppose."

  • @toanuva6178

    @toanuva6178

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mattwo7 Terry: “What? They’re funny, get off my case”

  • @garybrown2039

    @garybrown2039

    Жыл бұрын

    Hopefully it isnt in a bird cage.

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150

    @Idontknowwhattowrite150

    Жыл бұрын

    I like the idea of every Robin gathering in the Bat-Cave to watch Looney Tunes with Alfred and Bruce for no reason every Saturday or so

  • @venicethehedgehog4122

    @venicethehedgehog4122

    Жыл бұрын

    ....didn't that nigga have 3 more kids after him

  • @paperip1996
    @paperip1996 Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: In the JLA/Looney Tunes crossover comics, Roadrunner could access the speed force and became impossible for even Lobo to harm it with more conventional traps and weapons. I think this indicates Batman programmed his simulations under the assumption Barry is less intelligent than a bird

  • @rjfrost7090

    @rjfrost7090

    Жыл бұрын

    Seems legit.

  • @chomosuke0720

    @chomosuke0720

    Жыл бұрын

    If that Barry was Ezra Miller then the assumption would've been correct

  • @worthyedge9307

    @worthyedge9307

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chomosuke0720 but then he would need to factor in that flash would be very willing to break the law to a point where it reoccurs strangely often

  • @abdrahmanhakim5252

    @abdrahmanhakim5252

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chomosuke0720 Oof. Sick burn towards Ezra Miller. Not sure how...that person(?) will recover

  • @mattwo7

    @mattwo7

    Жыл бұрын

    Speed Buggy could also access the speed force and there's a Reverse Speed Buggy and Speed Demon Buggy (a reference to a pre-Flashpoint villain Wally faced). ...Wait is there a Reverse Road Runner?

  • @capucharoja6887
    @capucharoja6887 Жыл бұрын

    I say this with no stretch of exageration The comedic timing of the Looney tunes theme song is pristine impecable

  • @zewzit
    @zewzit Жыл бұрын

    I don't know why but I love that last part where the music plays when superman shouts that it's just looney tunes! Adds so much chaos instantly

  • @risel56
    @risel56 Жыл бұрын

    Knowing Batman, he's probably telling Flash the wrong plan deliberately in order to make the other ones seem invalid, just so he can actually use them without his team counterplanning in the future.

  • @acorn_acrom

    @acorn_acrom

    Жыл бұрын

    his REAL hidden plan is making a fake road on a cliff, and when flash goes speeding down the street he won’t even realize he’s not even standing on the ground until he looks at his feet and then falls straight down.

  • @jonsku6662

    @jonsku6662

    Жыл бұрын

    The real plan is a large plate of tacos surrounded by slippery ground and tripping hazards Barry's metabolism requires him to eat a ton of calories on the regular to survive, so he'll go for the food out of biological necessity rather than mere emotional that mind control may reduce the effectiveness of, ensuring that he'll take the bait and risk falling over on the way to the tacos But that's a REAL last resort, because if Barry doesn't fall for it soon enough, Batman has to deal with an OSHA violation

  • @theone9132

    @theone9132

    Жыл бұрын

    @@acorn_acrom but what if he doesn't look down? The simulations warned me of this outcome

  • @SairinEarthsea

    @SairinEarthsea

    Жыл бұрын

    @@theone9132 that's true and in those old cartoons when mind control was used they definitely defied gravity.

  • @Timewarpiaman

    @Timewarpiaman

    Жыл бұрын

    Flash with an unbreakable bomb on his wrist that goes off if he slows down: Well shit you got me there Bruce

  • @PD-ix6iv
    @PD-ix6iv Жыл бұрын

    I love how passive-aggressive is Batman with Aquaman saying: "You all have powers and... the kingdom of Atlantis" lol

  • @sevenclovers7

    @sevenclovers7

    Жыл бұрын

    More like he has powers AND the kingdom of Atlantis

  • @jahnybravo2168

    @jahnybravo2168

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sevenclovers7 exactly. Aquaman has powers *and* an entire kingdom/army that has his back if necessary. Taking him down wouldn't be as simple as just beating one guy, cause Atlantis would want to avenge their king. A rogue Superman may be the biggest threat as an individual, but a rogue Aquaman is a bigger threat to world harmony and peace between nations because it could mean full on World War like in Flashpoint

  • @shailonnoelle7175

    @shailonnoelle7175

    Жыл бұрын

    Always throwing shade on aqua dude lol

  • @AxeCrazyAutobot

    @AxeCrazyAutobot

    Жыл бұрын

    Kinda shows how unnecessary Batman ultimately is to the JL don't it? Sure he pays for everything but Aquaman and Green Arrow are also filthy rich and could fund the Justice League if they wanted. Plus considering Wonder Woman is a literal princess she's probably loaded too.

  • @chrismanuel9768

    @chrismanuel9768

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jahnybravo2168 Atlantis has very divided loyalty and has risen against him in the past. If he gets offed by Batman they'd probably think he deserved it and find a new king

  • @merlintm7533
    @merlintm7533 Жыл бұрын

    The whole team genuinely supporting him to make better plans>>>😂

  • @Elliandr
    @Elliandr Жыл бұрын

    To play Batman's Advocate for a moment, his plan would work. If you know where the flash will be you can drop an Anvil on him. Weapons make sounds he can dodge, but the Anvil would kill him. The tunnel, however, wouldn't work because he had the ability to consciously choose to run through solid matter. If he sees the painted tunnel and recognizes it for what it is he would just phase through like it was real. Given this I argue his simulations were just coincidentally similar to Looney Toons because of the similarity in dealing with a speedster. And yes the Road Runner is a speedster. In real life Coyotes run faster than roadrunners, but this one is a speedster which may him faster. That's why Willey uses a rocket to keep up.

  • @CysmaWinheim
    @CysmaWinheim Жыл бұрын

    Depending on which iteration of Green Lantern we're dealing with, his weakness is either wood or the color yellow. Either version can be dealt with using a No. 2 pencil.

  • @CyanRooper

    @CyanRooper

    Жыл бұрын

    Batman: How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear...

  • @spinozilla2421

    @spinozilla2421

    Жыл бұрын

    technically all versions (at least comic version) are the same guy as green lantern are can survive recons events and remember them, rebirth hal still has the same ring he own from the silver age

  • @shashankmishra8515

    @shashankmishra8515

    Жыл бұрын

    @@spinozilla2421 wait, really? Looks like Power rings are way more op than I thought...

  • @ChibiKami

    @ChibiKami

    Жыл бұрын

    the weakness to yellow can be overcome with sufficient speed and direction to cause a chromatic shift Hal took out a yellow missile that way back in the early silver age

  • @ChibiKami

    @ChibiKami

    Жыл бұрын

    @@spinozilla2421 Golden age GL is Alan Scott, not Hal Jordan. His ring's power source is ostensibly magic and its weakness is wood

  • @LimitBreakZero
    @LimitBreakZero Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, the plan was to distract the league from mentioning his plan for Green Lantern. Mostly because the answer was 'wear a yellow batsuit', and he didn't want to hurt Hal's feelings.

  • @jamesbrice3267

    @jamesbrice3267

    Жыл бұрын

    That was actually my favourite part of All-Star Batman, it really highlighted how ridiculous some superhero weaknesses were.

  • @ngrjordi2352

    @ngrjordi2352

    Жыл бұрын

    @ГРАЖДАНИН СССР not interested with your ideology, move along

  • @ToxicBastard

    @ToxicBastard

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ngrjordi2352 Based

  • @ToxicBastard

    @ToxicBastard

    Жыл бұрын

    @ГРАЖДАНИН СССР Winnie the Pooh in Hong Kong what he doing

  • @4realm8rusirius

    @4realm8rusirius

    Жыл бұрын

    Also to distract from Flash's true weakness

  • @PHOENIXGUNDAM
    @PHOENIXGUNDAM Жыл бұрын

    This was actually nearly the entire plot of Justice League: Doom. Vandal savage finds Batmans cashe of contingency plans against the league and attempts to use them to murder or encompasitate most of the league. After getting out of it the League kicks Batman out and has a falling out with them that lasts over a year. One of the main reasons was not just that he had plans to kill them but that he was going to do it in the most terrifying and torturous way possible. Pretty much implying that the main reason for doing it that way was to keep up his reputation of fear. And while none of the league directly confront him on this their attitude was pretty much "Jesus, Bruce you were gonna kill us in the worst way possible just to make your own rogues gallery and every other thug in Gotham piss themselves??"

  • @subjectdelta7210
    @subjectdelta72104 ай бұрын

    Robin changed the input on the tv from the simulator to cartoon network. Batman didn’t notice lol

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 Жыл бұрын

    Batman: "Alright guys, since you all made fun of me last time, I sat down and, well, I dont wanna pat myself on the back, but I think I actually came up with a pretty decent plan." Superman: "You- you're seriously still hung up on this?" Batman: "Wha- What? Nooo. I just thought it cant hurt to have an actual plan in case you do end up turning evil and all, gotta prepare, thats all." Flash: "Right." Batman: "Why are you looking at me like that? I'm serious. I'm over it. I mean have you ever seen me getting hung up on something because of my ego?" Everyone: "..." Batman: "Don't answer that." Batman: "Anyways, this one will work for sure. Flash is fast, so fast everything around him becomes a blur when he runs. So, what if I tricked him into running to a certain location using a certain path and put an obstacle in the way that he'll never see coming?" Green Lantern: "Ohh, so like an invisible wall especially constructed by Wayne Enterprises? Clever." Batman: "N-No thats not quite what I had in mind." Superman: "What about some sort of impenetrable, highly advanced forcefield that could stop anything in its tracks?" Batman. "No, uh, nothing that large." Aquaman: "So some sort of compact, high-tech trap?" Batman: "I was thinking something more organic." Superman: "Y-You're not actually thinking of putting a banana peel on the road, are you?" Batman: "..." *Chaos Ensues*

  • @dajohnniesanders6997

    @dajohnniesanders6997

    Жыл бұрын

    Flash. Oh my God that sinister Batman. My greatest weakness banana peel.

  • @60fpspeasant84

    @60fpspeasant84

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn, that's a great write up. Read it in jjj voices.

  • @fairystail1

    @fairystail1

    Жыл бұрын

    He should just use a rare blue turtle shell to take out Flash. It only goes for the fastest people after all.

  • @hafirenggayuda

    @hafirenggayuda

    Жыл бұрын

    That probably work on green lantern, especially very yellow banana

  • @pancakes8816

    @pancakes8816

    Жыл бұрын

    Considering captain cold is his enemy who's shtick is just this. It would probably work

  • @shadmanazad1
    @shadmanazad1 Жыл бұрын

    in the show he says that they are fools to not have contingency plans for the justice league because they are among the most powerful people in the world and it most definitely makes sense

  • @AgentofLADON

    @AgentofLADON

    Жыл бұрын

    Yet he applies his most sadistic of plans to people who consider him a friend and treats the Joker with kid gloves. It doesn't really make sense, plus the plans tend to rely on the Justice League still being good. What would a kryptonite bullet do if evil Superman decides "Hey, why don't I just hang out in orbit and zap a few million people." Ultraman does that crap all the time to let Owlman and Superwoman know he knows about them plotting.

  • @rewrose2838

    @rewrose2838

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AgentofLADON Because Joker is not even a smidge compared to Flash, Superman, Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter. Bats made it very clear, these are contingencies for the most powerful people on Earth, not just his friends.

  • @MrSamulai

    @MrSamulai

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, usually a villain would have to mind control every single member individually. Now they only need to get the guy in charge of executing those contingency measures. Nothing in superhero shows holds up to scrutiny, so don't bother.

  • @ashborn9409

    @ashborn9409

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AgentofLADON thats why he uses iris or lois, the plans seem sadistic cause they are phsycological and even though there his friends theys are the strongest people on the planet the flash himself could kill almost everyone on earth

  • @randomdudeoninternet7376

    @randomdudeoninternet7376

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rewrose2838 hmmm kinda dumb. In one hand you have people that the probability of becoming evil is like 0.0000000001% and in the other one of The most gruesome and greatests killers of all time. Yeah let's plan those friend murder plans

  • @comet.x
    @comet.x7 ай бұрын

    the best part about the tunnel cliff thing, is that the flash can quantum tunnel through things, so he could actually pull that off

  • @soupatus5763
    @soupatus5763 Жыл бұрын

    Batman is truly a brilliant man. No one else could ever come up with this

  • @enescetiner4839
    @enescetiner4839 Жыл бұрын

    The Tunnel idea is suprisingly decent. If Flash ran into a solid object at full speed at the very least he'd break enough bones to shock him for a while.

  • @kecukraftwork1988

    @kecukraftwork1988

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pyronaught6823 The point is to convince Flash that the tunnel was real, thereby negating the need for him to vibrate through or apply additional speed to break through. Though admittedly I'm not savvy on the lore, so I'm not sure if running into a cliff face would kill Flash or not.

  • @esra3784

    @esra3784

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kecukraftwork1988 He'd technically be fine, it would suck, but to him because speedforce blah blah, it's like if a normal human ran at their full speed into a brick wall. Absolutely devastating but probably wouldn't kill you. Plus he heals at super speed as well, so he'd recover from it pretty soon

  • @somusircar4124

    @somusircar4124

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kecukraftwork1988 The flash would still just pierce through the cliff. It's literally like a bullet colliding with a piece of paper.

  • @Volthoom

    @Volthoom

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kecukraftwork1988 Ehh, Flash *is* supposed to be a glass-cannon, but, ya know, he has plot armor.

  • @kasaix_yt

    @kasaix_yt

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kecukraftwork1988 it wouldn't flash has super speed thoughts. Meaning he can think as fast as he runs so the world is constantly in slow motion to him and he puts in effort to slow himself down so that he can be at the same time as everybody has (the man has godlike patience). The point is even if he fell for the tunnel the moment he got close to it he would notice it was paint or at least his hand would be the one to touch it first and he would just stop or climb over it not to mention phasing by vibrating.

  • @viktorkolaric5188
    @viktorkolaric5188 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Batman assumes that even under the influence of mind control they would still keep same priorities.

  • @bluethunderbolt9631

    @bluethunderbolt9631

    Жыл бұрын

    Some priorities are just so strong that they overpower mind control. Superman broke free of Poison Ivy's once in order to save Lois.

  • @protorhinocerator142

    @protorhinocerator142

    Жыл бұрын

    "And knowing Flash's weakness to eating free bird seed..."

  • @IsaSaien

    @IsaSaien

    Жыл бұрын

    It is super silly, his plan for stopping himself is taking advantage of his sense of justice. Like what? If he still had a sense of justice he would not be threat.

  • @matthewwasson2906
    @matthewwasson2906 Жыл бұрын

    "The simulations did warn me about that" is now a response I have saved up in case of emergencies

  • @thestrikernetwork125
    @thestrikernetwork1253 ай бұрын

    The funniest part is that *one of* Batman’s actual contingency plan for the Flash was just a “Speed” reference

  • @jorgegfigueroa9755
    @jorgegfigueroa9755 Жыл бұрын

    I just love the fact everyone (including Wonder Woman who was raised on a secluded island) either watched or remembers Looney Toons really well while a billionaire philanthropist with a young ward has no idea.

  • @davidy22

    @davidy22

    Жыл бұрын

    Batman absolutely knows, he's just denying to save face

  • @yapyapthedestroyer2562

    @yapyapthedestroyer2562

    Жыл бұрын

    @Will N Batman likely knows, but is only trying to be a troll. That or he thinks normal plans are boring

  • @ubaldojrmonteiro9734
    @ubaldojrmonteiro9734 Жыл бұрын

    2:23 the funniest thing is that i can totally see it happening since flash can vibrate his molecules to go through the cliff, lol.

  • @confused8425
    @confused8425 Жыл бұрын

    Looney Toons was just the secret files and recording of batmans simulations, but he reskinned the animations into a coyote and a bird to throw off suspicion.

  • @willowdelosrios4326
    @willowdelosrios4326 Жыл бұрын

    It’s kind of weird that Batman didn’t use the one Wiley Coyote strategy that might actually be workable: planting land mines and then luring the Flash into them.

  • @josemanipon9808
    @josemanipon9808 Жыл бұрын

    This video is a testament of Solid jj's writing ability. Anyone can talk about Batman's contingency plans but he completely flipped the script in the most unpredictable way possible. New favorite of mine now.

  • @fishstick1900

    @fishstick1900

    Жыл бұрын

    @ГРАЖДАНИН СССР Tankie spam bot

  • @anclss2384

    @anclss2384

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fishstick1900 The good kind of spam lmao

  • @orinking8064

    @orinking8064

    Жыл бұрын

    the nerdiest way to say "funny video👍" possible

  • @jlupus8804

    @jlupus8804

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah most unfunny KZreadrs would say stuff like “and Wonder Woman’s weakness is a giant penis HAR HAR”, but JJ’s smarter than that

  • @juliangrames8242

    @juliangrames8242

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jlupus8804 that laugh at the end took me completely off guard haha but yeah better comedy jj

  • @keromora
    @keromora Жыл бұрын

    I love how all these sketches end with everyone yelling and superman being audibly confused lmao

  • @keromora

    @keromora

    Жыл бұрын

    Dont click on that

  • @seneca983
    @seneca983 Жыл бұрын

    Batman does have something besides his mind: a shit-ton of money.

  • @bobbybooshay5388
    @bobbybooshay5388 Жыл бұрын

    the twist is he really did run simulations and they turned out surprisingly similar to looney tunes.

  • @RynKen
    @RynKen Жыл бұрын

    The Flash can phase through solid objects and it makes the final bit that much funnier.

  • @dr0g_Oakblood

    @dr0g_Oakblood

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah was about to say, that would actually make the sketch work exactly as it does..... oh does Roadrunner have the Speed Force?

  • @SubhamPalcyd

    @SubhamPalcyd

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dr0g_Oakblood Definitely, its always hungry, stopping for every food/bait no matter what. Goes through solid objects. Breaks down laws of Physics.

  • @Dazz_Z.D._Wazzy

    @Dazz_Z.D._Wazzy

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh damn, the simulations really did warn him about that xD

  • @m-w-y7325

    @m-w-y7325

    Жыл бұрын

    what's even more funnier is that batman's original plan was to stick a bomb to the Flash that would explode the moment he stopped running as it had a vibration trigger of sorts..... and then flash uses the same technique to phase the bomb off of him while running thru an ice berg which contained the explosion.

  • @videogollumer

    @videogollumer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@m-w-y7325 Actually, that was just Justice League: Doom. In the original JLA: Tower of Babel storyline from the comics, the plan was to shoot him in the back of the neck with a special bullet that would give him light-speed seizure.

  • @windunursetyadi
    @windunursetyadi Жыл бұрын

    I like how Batman considers painting a tunnel on a wall for Flash when speedsters _could_ literally run through walls

  • @desadograisedrobot515

    @desadograisedrobot515

    Жыл бұрын

    Atleast Flash would feel something before realizing "Oh its a wall I'll just phase through". He probably would only feel a milisecond of impact then phase through it.

  • @joshfrey6315

    @joshfrey6315

    Жыл бұрын

    "the simulation did warn me of this"

  • @parry3439

    @parry3439

    Жыл бұрын

    @@desadograisedrobot515 even if he hit the wall he would just recover as well in super speed lmfao

  • @adammarch9604

    @adammarch9604

    10 ай бұрын

    With the speed he's going though, wouldn't any impact be fatal? He rubs his finger against it and his entire arm could be ripped in pieces, breaking all his bones and losing too much blood.

  • @akunsampah1729
    @akunsampah1729 Жыл бұрын

    you know the contingency plan is so mind blown, even the flash had to say: "wait alright hold on SLOW DOWN"

  • @VersusLeague1
    @VersusLeague1 Жыл бұрын

    “This is just looney tunes, this is just will-e-coyottee” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 Жыл бұрын

    "Batman, you can just admit you ran out of ideas" I love how Flash tries to give him an out and probably won't even hold it against him. Also, Batman's canonical contingency for Green Arrow is simply "break both his arms" but he couldn't come up with "break his legs" for Flash?

  • @aldar8240

    @aldar8240

    Жыл бұрын

    it's probably significantly easier to break green arrow's arms than it would be to break the flash's legs

  • @teddyflowers2798

    @teddyflowers2798

    Жыл бұрын

    He's even the one that said his weakness was slippery floors

  • @GoCrazy69

    @GoCrazy69

    Жыл бұрын

    @@teddyflowers2798 wouldn’t work flash can fly

  • @enchantedplayer6168

    @enchantedplayer6168

    Жыл бұрын

    Flash does have a speed healing ability

  • @supersani21

    @supersani21

    Жыл бұрын

    Speed healing. A few minutes is all Batman would have while the rest of Barry's body is still fast. An actual contingency plan for Barry is just captain Cold. He doesnt have a proper floor to run on and the cold slows him down. Another could be scare crow's fear toxin. Anaesthetics would likely not work due to Barry's high metabolism, but fear induced by scarecrow, if it lasts long enough, it can trick Barry into exhausting himself where he'll need food. (Maybe make him afraid of food, hes fucked then). How will Barry get the toxin? As a speedster he breathes much faster than anyone so he is bound to inhale the gas if you put it anywhere in his path. Just make sure it looks like Mist at most and not fairly obvious.

  • @oblivionwalker8611
    @oblivionwalker8611 Жыл бұрын

    When it’s just all of them arguing at once I cant stop laughing

  • @gaminggeckos4388
    @gaminggeckos4388 Жыл бұрын

    …If the Flash is being MIND CONTROLLED, I’m pretty sure he’s not gonna give a SHIT about his wife

  • @twistednwarped314
    @twistednwarped314 Жыл бұрын

    "The simulations did warm me of that". This had me dying.

  • @Custerd1

    @Custerd1

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean the historical documents?

  • @bluesbest1

    @bluesbest1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Custerd1 Never give up, never surrender!

  • @RedChems

    @RedChems

    Жыл бұрын

    Would’ve had the Flash dying too

  • @hafirenggayuda

    @hafirenggayuda

    Жыл бұрын

    The simulation AI already watch that skit, unlike Batman

  • @ethandaly8571
    @ethandaly8571 Жыл бұрын

    Funny how Flash running into a wall is actually not far off from Batman’s actual contingency plan. Basically his plan was to inject him with nanites near the base of his neck or spine that will make him disoriented or cause seizures if he runs at super speed causing him to crash into the nearest wall or hard surface at the speed of sound knocking him unconscious

  • @christophermoore6110

    @christophermoore6110

    Жыл бұрын

    But how would he inject him, when it would be pretty easy for the flash to kill him if he was truly evil or mind controlled

  • @jacobfreeman5444

    @jacobfreeman5444

    Жыл бұрын

    Aerosol? Obviously the Flash would see a needle coming so it would have to be a dispersal method that the Flash wouldn't recognize as a threat

  • @rjfrost7090

    @rjfrost7090

    Жыл бұрын

    @@christophermoore6110 Whose to say Flash hasn't already been injected with the nanites and Batman is just waiting for when he has to activate them?

  • @videogollumer

    @videogollumer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rjfrost7090 Says the bullet that contains them.

  • @whoiskizuki.

    @whoiskizuki.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rjfrost7090 didn't Batman do something like that to cyborg by injecting him with a virus the day he met him and just activated it once he turns evil.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav19713 ай бұрын

    Did those "simulations" never reveal that all these plans fail, Batman?

  • @christopherlh4379
    @christopherlh4379 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Aquaman's voice is just gargling water! 😂😂😂

  • @apolo3455
    @apolo3455 Жыл бұрын

    I like how throughout the episodes it is consistent that they care about each other's feelings

  • @davidwuhrer6704

    @davidwuhrer6704

    Жыл бұрын

    Unlike in the comics and cartoons.

  • @Mukyoukai

    @Mukyoukai

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davidwuhrer6704 Sad but true :(

  • @arrow1985

    @arrow1985

    Жыл бұрын

    They are the Super Friends/Justice League

  • @CHADCONTEXT

    @CHADCONTEXT

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davidwuhrer6704 what about Kingdom Come?

  • @maxisalas5249

    @maxisalas5249

    Жыл бұрын

    But when batman from the evil dimension said he wasnt in love with robin..

  • @murud1473
    @murud1473 Жыл бұрын

    Considering flash can move at the speed of light, batman creating a rocket which goes that fast and also finding a way he would survive being tied to it is actually very impressive

  • @ananousous

    @ananousous

    Жыл бұрын

    The simulations showed he would survive, but that doesn't mean he would actually survive

  • @mere8320
    @mere8320 Жыл бұрын

    Batman: and for wonder woman, come on... She's a woma-

  • @mosart7068
    @mosart70688 ай бұрын

    The simulations did warn me about that fucking found me hysterically

  • @Kirby0189
    @Kirby0189 Жыл бұрын

    The mental image of Batman painting a tunnel onto the side of a cliff is just fantastic.

  • @creampop8553
    @creampop8553 Жыл бұрын

    I like how for the first two he uses the actual canon contingency plans but then he just uses Roadrunner sketches for Flash

  • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917

    @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep, that's the joke. What they don't mention is the part people forget, which is that he has contingency plans against the contingency plans in case a villain uses them against the heroes. So, he has a plan to heal Superman from the kryptonite bullet, and an antidote to the fear toxin. Also, there was a Flash villain where pretty much all of his plans to defeat Flash were Roadrunner sketches, and none of the villains took him seriously despite how his plans were often more effective against Flash than their grown-up plans were.

  • @creampop8553

    @creampop8553

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 I do remember now that there's one instance in the comics where Batman uses precise calculations to trip Barry with marbles. Interesting to see that the comedic methods work the best.

  • @gamerling2547
    @gamerling25474 ай бұрын

    Batman: I had a contingency plan to shoot a vibrating bullet at Flash once, but we needed a video, so...

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