I too yearn for an Imperator Cameron. We would live in a Solarpunk future within five years.

I'm already doing 200 sit ups a day and subsisting on a diet that would starve a squirrel so I'll look perfect when I dawn my full body paint and Na'vi warriors regalia when I got to see this. This is our "The Northman". I tried genetically altering my daschshund to have six legs, it didn't work out unfortunately. But he's happy with his new opposable thumbs, which means he can open his own canned food now. So not a total waste of time.

Obsessive revolutionary infatuation with disco elysium has ended Avatar 2 is now my new Obsessive revolutionary infatuation

@richardnipples7574

2 жыл бұрын

hard core to the mega!!!

@blackdog9698919

2 жыл бұрын

Incorrect, Disco Elysium > everything. Nothing wrong with Avatar, but it is inferior.

gay actor michael douglas

@JJ44595

2 жыл бұрын

To infinity… and IM GAY!

@TheRabidDolphin99

2 жыл бұрын

heard he's gonna project avatar in 3D

@LeZer0

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dude

@ImpendingRiot83

2 жыл бұрын

HIV negative actor Michael Bugless

@patteraj

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRabidDolphin99 using the world’s smallest projector that costs a billion dollars.

The Lenin of our time

I’m ready to get Avatarded and trigger the rebellion to overthrow Elon

Getting my back walls blown out by a scrawny chick in blue face paint and a cat mask

@grahamcarpenter5135

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call her scrawny

Felix has found Valhallah

Watch them get invited to the Premiere

I love it when they talk shit about Elon Musk i could listen to it all day

Disney literally sells a “PANDORA IN MY BONES” pin at the Avatar park

@raeroa7982

2 жыл бұрын

should be paired with an industrial grade SSRI

They were correct about this film. I sincerely believe that this is the greatest looking film of all time.

@coreygolpheneee

6 ай бұрын

He made a planet earth documentary about a place that doesn't exist, absolute king shit

James Atatürk Bonaparte Cameron will fly us all to Shangri-la on his space dragon

Elon's hair plugs have done more for humanity than Elon himself. Just imagine a world without them.

I sincerely cannot tell how much the Chapo boys actually like Avatar but it's funnier to not know

@totonow6955

2 жыл бұрын

Go back to earlier casts about Avatar

@TheNignag89

2 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine that Will and Felix are being ironic but Matt is entirely genuine in his love and worship of the blue people movie

@samsca8529

2 жыл бұрын

I think they like it and they like Cameron. They add a lot of layers of irony to it, but they do like it.

@ericwilliams9360

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Will and Matt had to attend an Avatar re-education camp run by Felix and his family.

@JR-np7kg

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheNignag89 Given that Matt is the most evolved being in the Chapoverse, I believe it's the other way around.

A partnership between Cameron and the American Nasser would define the millennium; it would be like Constantine and Athanasius

@kazumahazeuzumaki

2 жыл бұрын

What are you, Dennis Miller?

Audience is too Marvelpilled now to really embrace avatar

Bought the special edition Avatar Blu-ray, and some of the models don't hold up to today's standards, but the background a holdup, and the story is still phenomenal. Blue pill baby

@TerrenceNowicki

2 жыл бұрын

I liked the story the first time I saw it in Ferngully.

@gayfakenamestine5966

2 жыл бұрын

@@TerrenceNowicki muh .. muh... Muh Ferngully, muh Dances with wolves. Also, I'm gay

I'm predicting that when Avatar 2 comes out, there will be right-wing backlash claiming that this is supporting trans-humanism (which as you know is the right's deepest darkest fear). But further, not only will we find that as people want to enter Avatar VR, that actual transhumanist desires take root. Still, Cameron is our hero in this tale because he is after all trying to teach us to become elves, rather than orcs. He's making elves folks.

@studywithmir1994

2 жыл бұрын

their fear of trans is really about TH not TS. The first step to make a better humanity its make a bunch of smoking Arwens, of some not passing urukhai. Solving once and for all the incel terrorist crisis. And the guy that made Aliens II TII and Piranha II knows it and he will make it.

@zasterheffor

2 жыл бұрын

The right isn't aware of the trans-humanist (H+) project yet. Their preoccupation - and neurosis - is with what other people do in their bedrooms: sexuality, specifically, transsexuality.

@robjenkins494

2 жыл бұрын

@@zasterheffor nya Alex Jones & Q folks definitely know about and fear transhumanism

@zasterheffor

2 жыл бұрын

@@robjenkins494 Point to anything that proves that? It's simply not in their lexicon.

@yemo34

Жыл бұрын

The transhumanism in Avatar is kind of genius. Because it's an evil human invention that is used as a dark tool of infiltration. But The biopunk elements of planet Pandora are used as a tool of empathy to pacify the intrusion.

We need adams dad for the review episode

No food for babies. Republican response? Force people to have all babies!

@5508Vanderdekken

Жыл бұрын

@FreakyZed oh man, haha, they're such hypocrites aren't they? I bet they'd be so ashamed and stop what they're doing if you showed everyone how hypocritical they are

James Cameron is slave knight Gael. The painter is joe Brandon

@ColtSteele

2 жыл бұрын

Does that that make Matt Oceiros?

@grahamcarpenter5135

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think James Cameron would be THAT hard to fight

@GrimReader

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Cameron would take two maybe three runs

@mgiantpurplepanda

2 жыл бұрын

@@grahamcarpenter5135 hard? Git gud

goin to the premiere with the boys for this one. gonna be high on mushrooms, drinking cheap pilsner, and blasting this Chapo sode on my portable speaker during the coming attractions

Ave Cameron!!

@tommyhowsthepeeping

2 жыл бұрын

i pledge my katana to the reincarnation of oda nobunaga, the shogun of hollwood, james cameron-dono

"The American Napoleon" And yet, he is Canadian.

@cravinghibiscus7901

2 жыл бұрын

Again, The American Napoleon. Virgin US invading Canada - Chad Canada Invading US

@trentwolfgram9571

2 жыл бұрын

Well, I'd say that's perfect, seeing as how Napoleon was a Corsican, and is solely remembered for his actions in/for France. While Corsica was nominally sold to the French king by one of the small future Italian states, I forget which, and became, eventually, a French province in all but name, just like Canada to the US, a pliable "ally" (read; client state)

@user-zz5rk7xc4w

2 жыл бұрын

All the best American things are Canadian.

I like all the people listening to this who just can't handle anything even remotely positive.

Bro built a whole titanic in Mexico

@eperr8491

Жыл бұрын

I went when I was younger, they had live rats that ran down the ships hallway on demand. I remember asking how they did it but don't remember the answer, that place ruled though.

Has the Chapo Gang seen or talked about Everything, Everywhere, All at Once? I'm pretty curious what their take on that multiverse concept would be or is. I'd say that movie is the capstone of all this multiverse phase of entertainment.

this is so weird lol love it

When does it hit theaters? Can't wait for the Imax experience

@Nwmguy

2 жыл бұрын

December

The chapo fans who only listen to hear them shit on things (and get mad when they like something) are so fucking tedious.

@kap1618

Жыл бұрын

Maybe Chapo shouldn't have been peddling irony poison since Bernie's lost.

@n3n3b3n3

Жыл бұрын

@@kap1618 jesus shut up

@kap1618

4 ай бұрын

​@@n3n3b3n3no man, its a hard pill to swallow but you have to whether you like it or not.

Fromsoft pilled

Verse Felix Confirmed

James Cameron our Solar Punk emperor, let it be.

Elon Musk in a pilory with a dunce cap would be some beautiful irony. Guy gets to continue playing in stocks after the neoliberal order is overthrown.

5:45 The Metaverse barely wins graphically over the Beta of Second Life. And functions like Habbo Hotel if they didn't create minigames and never came up with the "Wired" system of in-game logic programming.

Americans need to stop putting emphasis on character development and instead focus more on the story narrative. The Avatar story is supposed to send a message about the time and place America was in after 9 / 11 and the Iraq War. One thing I've noticed as a filthy canuck is that Canadian films tend to put a lot more emphasis on storylines over individual character development, whereas American films tend to emphasize character development over story narrative, maybe it has something to do with America's extremely individualistic culture, idk, just my two cents.

@Dawt_Calm

2 жыл бұрын

This is true. Probably why I can't recall any names of the individual characters in Avatar but I do have a vivid recollection of the various archetypes the characters represented.

@ginch8300

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrybirchall3308 Sully's progressive development was meant to come off in a realistic manner. Most of us are just pre-redpilled Sully, but anybody can be a based Jake Sully with the right mentality.

can we nominate the man for god king already?

Papyrus font

@the-craig

2 жыл бұрын

Avatar sequel will achieve what the original movie failed, because it has transcended papyrus font

@TerrenceNowicki

2 жыл бұрын

@@the-craig sequel's gonna use Comic Sans

@Resevil

2 жыл бұрын

Webdings Cinematic Universe

@raeroa7982

2 жыл бұрын

Jokerman for the sequal

Okay I'm a ways into this and I have no idea if you guys like James Cameron or not.

@Handofcrom13

2 жыл бұрын

This is kind of a running joke. Listen to their Avatar review to understand.

@notrdy4thisjelly546

2 жыл бұрын

@@Handofcrom13 i may have to watch avatar first haha

@mavillejones5908

2 жыл бұрын

They are being completely serious man. Their episode’World Tree Center’ is one of their best and it’s all about the brilliance of Avatar and James Cameron. I gotta say they convinced me

@razjml

Жыл бұрын

@@notrdy4thisjelly546 time to get Pandora-pilled my friend and root for the Blue Vietcong resistance

@arnoldfreeman2885

Жыл бұрын

@@mavillejones5908I need to relisten to the episode. But it did offer a theory of why Avatar exploded the way it did. I know the effects were great or whatever, but even then.

If baby food runs out We can always eat more babies. It's an Unlimited food source

Avatar is Fast and the Furious for leftists and that's why we're all gonna let Disney coo us for another 3 hours because it's fucking awesome

Guys help, I can't tell if they're being ironic or not again ...

@returnalnocturnal7729

2 жыл бұрын

They're not, it's just Fast and Furious for leftists. Just some fun content 🤷🏽‍♂️

I wonder how many spin-off series there will be in this cinematic universe! I’m sterile and obese, but couldn’t be more excited for these new Avatar movies!

@whentheleveebreaks4732

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sexually impotent and I eat a lot of processed foods.

@spartan117q13

2 жыл бұрын

hit the gym bitch! Revolution won't happen until we are all listening to chapo in the temples of iron across the globe.

Everybody that calls this a white savior movie has no understanding of the meaning of that word. You are all dullards or you’re Twitter professionals that believe blockbuster movies can have music in them only 10 people in the world have ever listened to. Your knowledge of obscure forms of human culture does not help anyone understand there role to play in not letting what we as a human race have created thus far to, fall into ultimate climate demise, it just makes you look like a giant, pointless nerd. James Cameron understood that perfectly.

@blackdog9698919

2 жыл бұрын

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the idea of a white savior narrative that the white person converts all the heathen savages to the superior white culture? Isn't something like Avatar or Last Samurai actually the opposite, where the white guy is so impressed by the foreign culture that he embraces it and abandons his former white guy identity? Like, _Japanese_ people aren't offended by Last Samurai (or at least, they criticize the romanticized portrayal of samurai culture, not the Tom Cruise character).

@anmolt3840051

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrybirchall3308 I'd bet it's another part of manufacturing consent. Who is helped by muddying the waters between "white savior complex" and "genuine cultural appreciation" ?

@chrisbarnett5303

Жыл бұрын

Jake didn't save shit, he was about to die and the Tree of Souls was going to be firebombed until the literal sentient planet stepped in and sicced all its animals on the humans.

@razjml

Жыл бұрын

@@blackdog9698919 You're wrong, but I'll let you down gently. The savior *began* as a religious missionary thing and then became secularized into a liberal project of spreading western notions of freedom, democracy, tolerance, etcetera. So pretty much any movie where the white character is the one teaching the local people how to best fight against their own enemy/solve their own conflict/understand their own culture. I would say Avatar is too weird and radical in its vision to *only* understand it that way--but the white guy does happen to be the only one who figures out how to ride the giant dragon bird and lead everyone into battle so...

@jamesoakes1819

Жыл бұрын

@@razjml I don't think the implication was that Jake Sully was the only one smart enough to figure out how to ride the toruk, just that he was the only one crazy enough to try it.

i can never tell if they're serious or doing a bit.

@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971

2 жыл бұрын

It's safe to assume that Matt is never doing a bit and is always in a state of prolonged man baby rage because his HRT and soy abuse are making his feelings go haywire.

@smegleymunroe863

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and that’s a problem. It’s really not good when you can’t tell irony from sincerity. Matt seems like he’s the most genuine, but I’m not sure how long that’ll last

@samsca8529

2 жыл бұрын

They’re half serious and half joking.

@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971

2 жыл бұрын

@@smegleymunroe863 That's honestly WHY I hate Matt the most out of them all. He's always cranked up to 11 on everything and his little fits of condescending neckbeard rage whenever he hears something he thinks is stupid are annoying. He has the same bog-standard shitlib views as the rest of these assholes yet isn't self aware enough to realize he's being a hypocrite when he calls others out for the same thing. That or he really is the best actor of the bunch.

@UnoriginalUsername25

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely a bit

Damm, can you guys do this but with like, the humger games? I rewatched the movies recently, and if i remember correctly the books were also pretty based thinly veiled anti-capitalist, its just i was a kid and didnt realize it at the time

@acetate909

Жыл бұрын

I always saw it as an allegory for the child sacrifice that fuels our ruling class. I'm only half joking. But the anti capitalism message is still a strong theme throughout the story.

@Ashathefree8

Жыл бұрын

@@acetate909 Thats certainly an element, one element that keeps rattling around my head is that the hunger games, the institution that is the ultimate tool of oppression, is what ultimately undos it. Idk if it represents mass media, celebrity culture, or ideology in general, but it’s certainly an element

This movie is going to get bashed way more for white saviorism than Avatar 1 did. Thanks to modern day twitter.

@grahamcarpenter5135

Жыл бұрын

Does the fact that it's Musk-twitter going to change anything?

@utkarsh2746

Жыл бұрын

If it is another Pocahontas in space then it will be well deserved.

@nerag7459

Жыл бұрын

We are all going to be blamed for white saviourism on Twitter. Words will cease to have meaning when Felon gets hold of them.

@VincentTroia

Жыл бұрын

@@utkarsh2746 listen to chapos take on the first movie

@n3n3b3n3

Жыл бұрын

@@utkarsh2746 that critique says a lot more about yourself than the movie

I hate Avatar, but I like how much the Chapo guys love it so much. Hearing them talk about it is hilarious.

@nicolev2028

2 жыл бұрын

Same to me I’m not interested in sci-fi version of brother bear but I love James Cameron and now I can’t see avatar w/out associating it with them

@MrAJordan94

2 жыл бұрын

you dont think a movie about blue aliens blowing up the us military is cool?

@dougdimmedome5552

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the most anti-imperialist movie in decades, how can you not like it. It literally makes you cheer for natives tomahawking the American military.

@MrAJordan94

2 жыл бұрын

exactly its a blockbuster movie that got every single american to do a standing ovation to magestic aliens destroying the US empire

@samsca8529

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrAJordan94 Just wasn’t my cup of tea

Chapo is the responsible, steady, and intelligent dad you always needed and take advantage of once he’s there. Cumtown is the fun dad (yeh, gay dads) who makes you feel bad about yourself and everything you do. RIP real crackhead dad, I loved you anyway.

I swear! I can't read you guy's sarcasm (or not)!

@David-gr1do

2 жыл бұрын

They’re not joking

@toddthing

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrybirchall3308 What more do I want?! To live on Pandora! I guess I wasn't clear; I just can't tell when these guys are being ironically sincere or sarcastically ironic... I mean I end up feeling in a hall of mirrors trying to track their observations (nothing to do with JC).

@toddthing

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrybirchall3308 I've lived most of my life in California, now 6 years in Oregon. I've learned to watch my sarcasm and irony up here! But honestly I don't mind the fact that people up here tend to take me more at face value. The things that touch me... I don't want linguistic patterns or whatnot to keep me distanced. I have enough of that already!

That felt like a really long wait for everyone to say 'Psych!' Avatar was a terrible movie. Is this just Chapo House all coming out as having a hair-sex kink?

@TheRealAmericanMan

2 жыл бұрын

Avatar is actually good and way deeper than the lib and righty media would have you believe

@capoeirastronaut

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealAmericanMan Every media outlet was creaming their jeans when it came out. But was always a garbage rip-off of Pocahontas and Fern Gully, given prestige it didn't deserve by pushing digital effects a little further than they had been. Unobtanium. Ffs.

@samwoodson9603

2 жыл бұрын

Avatar is sick. Personally I like it cause James Cameron and George Lucas are the only two directors with the kind of “fuck you” money to make whatever weird ass 200 million dollar movies they want without any studio telling them what to do. No other filmmaker is getting to do the hair sex thing you mentioned cause the studio would axe it. No blockbuster can be weird anymore. It’s all just corporate slop without any vision directed by sitcom tv directors. Cameron does whatever the fuck he wants, for better or worse, but regardlessly it makes his movies a million times more interesting. I go to the movies to see what’s going on in the head of the director, and most big budget movies won’t offer you that. Also I personally think it’s sick that the highest grossing movie of all time features James Cameron’s CGI deviant art creations slaughtering the US military in its climax. How is the world not a better place because of that?

@gapsule2326

2 жыл бұрын

@@samwoodson9603 Mel Gibson bankrolls his own movies too because of Jesus.

@MichaelCasanovaMusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@samwoodson9603 Not to mention his eye for art design and world building is hands down the best in the game next to Lucas

Things are golden here in Canada. Crush your right and things will improve.

@LowlyMerkit

2 жыл бұрын

you mean export them to America lmao

@GeertSawek

2 жыл бұрын

I would not be so sure about us crushing the right. /fromalberta

@FixNewsPlease

2 жыл бұрын

@@GeertSawek They've already been crushed and crying about it for two months. Trudeau showed the losers what the fuck is up. Are you one of them? BTW...Alberta is the least Canadian of all provinces.

@antondalemma5484

2 жыл бұрын

From another Canadian. What fucking planet are you living on. Right is exploding across Rupert's land; from lower mainland to Murphy's NFLD.

@FixNewsPlease

2 жыл бұрын

@@antondalemma5484 Sure buddy. Your numbers are yooge.

Truly hope I'm wrong about this, but J-Cam seems like precisely the sort of liberal who would LOVE Elon Musk. Electric cars and space travel? Is he on record anywhere re: his opinion of Musk?

I’d rather live in the sexy Roger Dean painting than a shittier version of second life, sorry not sorry 🏂

when does the joke stop

@ZenobiaofPalmyra

2 жыл бұрын

It isn't a joke.

@samsca8529

2 жыл бұрын

Joke?

@happytimeharry363

2 жыл бұрын

Really, I'd rather not.,...I don't get it either. And Avatar stuck.

Why was this recommended to me? What is this nonsense? It's like the night shows but for reddit kids.

@anthraxman

2 жыл бұрын

I’m thumbs upping you so you get more of these videos for interacting with the content.

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

2 жыл бұрын

If you want to understand Chapo here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mph9l5lxm5W5qZs.html

@andrewlove3686

2 жыл бұрын

@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw it's all nonsense that targets literal children. It glows. Its not organic. If CIA was in the business of making children's shows this is it.. thats why it was more than recommended it autoplayed. It's the equivalent of grabbing someone by the arms and hitting them in the face with their own hands all the while screaming "stop hitting yourself". None of this is real, you're not real.

@Freiheit1232

2 жыл бұрын

If you were recommended this video, the algorithm has figured out that you are in fact a gay man. Andrew Gay Love. The man. The myth. The queen.

@mortimerwake2974

2 жыл бұрын

Famously communist reddit

wait, has anyone even given a shit about Avatar since like 2010?

@jamesoakes1819

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@jerryfromtheblock6463

Жыл бұрын

watch the new one in theatre. maybe take acid. its actually incredible

Hopefully it’s better than the pocahauntus remake that the first one was

@joebowden4065

Жыл бұрын

🤐

@ilikespacedinosaurs

Жыл бұрын

There are so many movies with this structure, not just Pocahauntus. Why do people complain about this but not how many movies use a Star Wars structure, or how similar Marvel movies are to each other? Film should be judged on more than how complex or original its basic structure and concepts are

@dinosore4782

Жыл бұрын

@@ilikespacedinosaurs it’s literally the exact same classes doing the exact same things with the same conclusion , with an asset swap . I mean I’m not saying the movie was 100% aweful but it’s not something you care to watch over and over again because it’s pretty cliche in a technical sense

@n3n3b3n3

Жыл бұрын

@@dinosore4782 i don’t remember john smith killing his former self and abandoning his way of life to truly become one of the people in pocahontas. we must have watched different movies if you remember him doing any of that

I don’t get why James Cameron didn’t learn to make a tight, non-bloated action movie like Fury Road. There was no reason for it to be 3 hours long.

@mattgilbert7347

Жыл бұрын

It was so unfocused, you're right. I mean, IF you're going to do a "family as fortresses" thing (sadly conservative, considering the radical message of the first film) then shouldn't your narrative be, of thematic necessity, streamlined and lean? It wasn't even a huge extended family, which may have justified a broader scope - but Cameron went for nuclear family values and Titanic/Abyss redux. Maybe he just wants to drown everything. I don't blame him for that.

@Czeckie

Жыл бұрын

because the movies are primarily a showcase of Pandora; story is kind of a secondary thing

@yemo34

Жыл бұрын

I would have been fine with it being 10 hours.

@strife9878

Жыл бұрын

Cuz it's gonna make all the fucking money

@r_bear

Жыл бұрын

@@mattgilbert7347 you missed the entire point. Jake tries to stop fighting so he can protect his family, and it doesn't help anyone AND gets his son killed. The Tulkun are strictly pacifistic, and they get slaughtered by capital. The ending of the movie literally shows all the adults being saved by their children (contradicting Jake's view of fatherhood) and Jake saying that they can't keep anybody safe by running and hiding, and that they're going to have to fight. The movie shows Jake as thinking conservatively and then explicitly shows why that's wrong.

I'll never understand Chapos love of Avatar. Like, the most neo-liberal, shallow, sleep inducing blockbuster of all time.

@otheirony618

2 жыл бұрын

Ya I kinda get that but honestly after listening to their review of the first movie I really can't think of another American blockbuster that advocated more for the killing of the (American) imperialist more than Avatar.

@PR0MAN01

2 жыл бұрын

@@otheirony618 But could it have done it in a way that was more entertaining, or thought provoking, or visually engaging.

@0ptimuscrime

2 жыл бұрын

The point of the original avatar is that America does 9/11 every day. True, in avatar, neoliberalism won on earth, but the evil is not contained and must be fought.

@VitAm1nJ

2 жыл бұрын

The insanity of capitalism will drive us to not only destroy our own world, but others also. What else then would a sane person do but fight against that, even if it meant your life?

@hyperionman420

2 жыл бұрын

Counter-revolutionary slander. Weakness. This is the fourth type

Avatar was an amazing visual spectacle, but holy shit it was a bad movie

@toprope_

2 жыл бұрын

It was a pretty good sci fi story. Not often big hollywood is fine bankrolling a piece as overtly eco-friendly and anti-US style imperial ambition as it was.

@ownificationify

2 жыл бұрын

You haven’t watched it since 2009 and have been brainwashed by being terminally online go watch it again.

@TerrenceNowicki

2 жыл бұрын

It's a bad movie because James Cameron is incapable of writing a good, human antagonist, and he's incapable of doing that because he's a pathological narcissist who can't imagine a conflict from any point of view other than the one he himself agrees with. This isn't a problem when the antagonist is something inherently inscrutable and inhuman, like a killer robot from the future, an alien horror, an iceberg or even a swarm of mutated piranhas, of course, but look at Billy Zane's character in Titanic or Generic Evil Military Man whose name I never even managed to learn in the first place because the movie failed to make me give a shit. Avatar was just Ferngully without Tim Curry.

@ownificationify

2 жыл бұрын

@@TerrenceNowicki who the fuck do you think the American military and mining operations are run by?

@TerrenceNowicki

2 жыл бұрын

@@ownificationify I don't know, people with personalities? That doesn't mean they aren't selfish, greedy, destructive, murderous and evil, not to mention narcissists themselves.

That trailer looked fucking lame to me

@BigHomieGayAss1917

2 жыл бұрын

The Golden Path has been laid out, all you must do is merely walk it

@AdmiralBobbery123

2 жыл бұрын

download and watch the 4k trailer

Is that a cliché white savior chosen one culture appropriation block of wood saving perfect noble savages played by black actors from da evil white military man cartoon caricature? I clapped I cried when the blue furry spouted shit dialog to melodramatic music. MOST VIEWS *20 caveats* SINCE BLACK WIDOW! GROUNDBREAKING REVOLUTIONARY UNDERWATER HIGH FRAMERATE MOCAP 3D TECHNOLOGY. I cheered when I remember the poorly written plot, prequel dialog, and one dimensional characters!

@brokentower3148

2 жыл бұрын

Every new James Cameron movie is like the shittiest possible knock-off of a good thing that can still drive hype. It's like a reverse The Thing, where Carpenter couldn't get At The Mountains of Madness and then made a modern version of The Thing From Outer Space instead. He made a worse version of Terminator 2, except because the "Amazon Strike" plotline wasn't liked by DoD production assistance, there wasn't even a Miles Dyson scene. Shit fell out.

@frymarioball

2 жыл бұрын

You sir, do not understand elevated movie mindset.

@unicyclebabyguy

2 жыл бұрын

You will be first against the wall.

@hockseng5245

2 жыл бұрын

Schizophrenia is treatable man, you don't have to live like this

@dougdimmedome5552

2 жыл бұрын

Touch grass nerd

Avatar blows, Chapo Trap House really, really falls into the nostalgic trap of, "I liked this as a child/younger so, it must be good." They will become, the exact same douche bags the Star Wars virgins were when the prequels didn't make 50 year old Boomers who can't feel six again. All, because they like less subtle Fren Gully.

@freakyzed8467

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm...... the edgelord taste here is delicious!

@returnalnocturnal7729

2 жыл бұрын

We get it, you didn't watch avatar. You want a gold star sticker bud?

@samwoodson9603

2 жыл бұрын

None of them were children when Avatar came out. Not a great comparison to Star Wars. Your tastes are pretty much in place by the time you’re in college. And people don’t really get the nostalgia you’re describing from stuff they watched in college or their young adult years, they get it from shit they watched as a little kid a million times. I think Felix was the only diehard and whenever they covered the first movie he converted the other two guys so they only became fans of it in like the last year or so.

@CosmicRejectsVideo

2 жыл бұрын

@@returnalnocturnal7729 I did, it sucked. You can have a soild message about the evils of colonialism and capitalism and, still be boring as shit. Life is full of nuances that way. But, you're dumb and, would never come to that conclusion. I'm glad I could inform you.

@CosmicRejectsVideo

2 жыл бұрын

@@samwoodson9603 Your wrong, people absolutely get nostalgic from shit they saw in college. It's the last time in your life you get to party hard and, experience adult freedom with minor consequences. (Mostly if white and, have a solid family, I will concede.) Just chilling with your bois to see a 3D space movie, and like it, and it be a great day would paint any experience.

James Cameron is a beast, but in terms organizational scale, all the Avatar sequels combined pale in comparison to Tesla or SpaceX. For comparison the sequels represent about $1 billion in spending over many years, with total employment of probably a couple hundred. Tesla capital expenditures in 2021 were $8 billion, operating expenses were $47 billion, and the head count is now over 100,000. So annualized, the Avatar project is less than 1/200th the size of the Tesla project. Re what has Musk ever done that’s good, or whatever: in 2021 Tesla made just under 1 million electric cars. Presumably, if Tesla didn’t exist, something like 950,000 of those would instead be burning fossil fuel today, and for the next 20 years. Which seems pretty bad. This year Tesla’s going to sell around 1.5 million cars. It seems reasonable to ask which historical figures have positively affected the environment more? I submit there aren’t many, and I would speculate that by the time he dies there won’t be any.

@ScamallDorcha

2 жыл бұрын

1 million electric cars are a drop in the bucket. There's like a billion cars out there. Investing in better buses and trains for mass transport would have a 10000% bigger impact than building 1 million electric cars.

@fubarbaz

2 жыл бұрын

@@ScamallDorcha Ok, tell me, if you had the ~$100 million that Elon Musk had in the early 2000s, exactly which investments you would have made into ‘better busses and trains’, such that by 2022, the force of those improvements would be equivalent to electrifying 100 million cars (10000% is a clunky way of saying 100x)? And being unable to do that, as it’s a ludicrous notion, I’d suggest you consider that we aren’t talking about just 1 million cars-it’s 1 million cars last year, and 50% more cars per year for the rest of the decade, and it’ll ultimately be ~50 million cars per year if other car companies fail to step up, and 20-30 years after that the entire fleet will be electric.

@ebbtides

2 жыл бұрын

Hey that's cool I guess but these taquitos I'm having are amazing tbh

@c-r

2 жыл бұрын

lol what is all this stupid shit

@fubarbaz

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrybirchall3308 kzread.info/dash/bejne/pmtkl9RxeabRgto.htmlm0s

It's going to make a billion dollars and everything they're saying about Cameron is true, but the original movie is so bad.

The problem is that people are objectively bored with CGI. It's played out, Cameron is out of touch. Avatar was ok to watch once, cheesy ass shit.

@hegaliandialectics4289

Жыл бұрын

WRONG avatar 2 went hard and he set the bar AGAIN for cgi in blockbuster movies.

@VincentTroia

Жыл бұрын

i thought it was great and looked really cool. i barely watch cgi movies.

@jerryfromtheblock6463

Жыл бұрын

@@hegaliandialectics4289 bout to go again in january, maybe take some acid. If theres one movie to watch in theatres of the past 5-10yrs its 100% this one. marvel, i spit on you no-underwater-scenes having cretins. First time ive ever enjoyed 3D. i usually hate it. the technology is actually crazy. it makes everything else with cgi look like absolute dogshit

@anonymouslypseudonymous2060

Жыл бұрын

@@jerryfromtheblock6463 if you want underwater scenes in Marvel, try the new Black Panther movie; it's the first time the Marvel weaklings have dared to showcase their earliest comic hero -- stupid sexy Namor in all his underwater, sociopathic-but-cooler-cousin-of-Aquaman glory. It's such a peculiar coincedence that both second movies in these big CGI blockbuster sub-franchises happened to come out this year, though. Both are about families as well.

@macnsteez3938

Жыл бұрын

I am admittedly pretty bored by CGI in movies but James Cameron is one of a kind and the new Avatar legit looked amazing