This is so devastating because Boris was imo the only leader capable of leading the UK into its next chapter (its permanent breakup and irreparablely dimished role in world affairs)

@matthayes9315

2 жыл бұрын

Already in motion, just wait and watch. Greetings from Toryland

@bryansmith1404

2 жыл бұрын

Got equal gimps lining up to take his job. Literally queuing up.

@stefansnigorski8873

2 жыл бұрын

You clearly know absolutely nothing about UK politics. Johnson is a corrupt crook, leading corrupt crooks. The great majority of people in the UK hate him and it's only due to him that the UK is a mess and a joke.

@yellowbeard1

Жыл бұрын

From several months in the future Liz Truss did a great job of moving that ball forward lol

Remember that time Boris claimed he liked painting wine boxes to look like busses so that would displace stories about him strike-busting London bus drivers in search results? Truly, one of the best to ever do banal evil.

Somehow Abe still had the better day

@kazumahazeuzumaki

2 жыл бұрын

Not so much now.

Britain's doll-haired PAWG is hanging up the jersey, folks. It's here.

"Gough" (as in "Gough Whitlam") rhymes with the last syllable of "Hasselhoff". He wasn't just "relatively left-wing for Australia". He presided over the passage of the Health Insurance Act of 1973 and got rid of University fees. He also pardoned all Vietnam draft dodgers. There is no figure in American history who is in the same league as Whitlam where the game is being "left-wing". Some combination of FDR unmarred by the racism and LBJ unmarred by the colonial wars might get you in the ballpark of Whitlam. The Double Dissolution election of 1975 is apparently what you get when the owners of the Commonwealth feel threatened by minor reforms. It's worth study as an example of an exercise of raw power, like Bush v. Gore or Dobbs v. Jackson. I can't believe that I have written all this to you. Good show. Keep it up.

@mtlewis973

2 жыл бұрын

i like the show but they really are american and so they don’t know a thing about anywhere outside america

@zdover

2 жыл бұрын

@@mtlewis973 They can be pretty provincial in that American way that everyone but Americans can see, but they're the best that America's got, so I want to help if I can. Their review of the Young Marx movie is pretty insightful and is relatively cosmopolitan, and is the thing that I'd expose someone to if I were trying to get them into Chapo. They're at their best when they're not just dunking on dumb things.

@mtlewis973

2 жыл бұрын

@@zdover yeah, i agree. i do enjoy listening to them, and a lot of their stuff is insightful their episodes on sorkin shows are really funny and good. but i think they should probably stick to american politics 🤷🏻‍♂️

@feydrautha012

2 жыл бұрын

@@mtlewis973 Sure, but them asserting that Brits refer to currency as things like "Spendy Wendies" makes it all worth it.

@mtlewis973

2 жыл бұрын

@@feydrautha012 i actually find that incredibly played out and dull but then they are appealing to an american audience

“Ask not for who Big Ben bongs; it bongs for Boris!”

It's alright, no one in England knows what secretary for levelling up knows either.

@jeremymann6069

2 жыл бұрын

He tells you if you get a feat and reminds you what your hit die is seems pretty simple to me

Shinzo Abe gets shot on the same day that Bojo quits...smoke on the water and fire in the sky

@smuuthbrane7029

2 жыл бұрын

Good 2 see some people stepping up

@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin

2 жыл бұрын

Another one bites the dust **slaps thigh** another one bites the dust **slaps thigh** And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust (yeah) **slaps thigh**

@achnix3167

2 жыл бұрын

Wow i had missed that. Idk why im shocked but wouldnt expect it in Japan

@fuzzer

2 жыл бұрын

yeah he ded

@0ptimuscrime

2 жыл бұрын

Was Abe any good? I have no idea

At least Larry the Cat is still there

listening to boris, acid bath, electric wizard & kyuss and just crying my eyes out

If captain Tom was still alive this never would have happened

Cant get the image of David Brent going 'piiiinchy!...Chris Pincher!' out my head

Bing Bongs out for Boris

Trying to avoid paying American taxes is probably the most American thing you can do

Felix’ description of what Levelling Up means pretty much nails it

@Lincoln_Bio

2 жыл бұрын

Am British can confirm

will's bojo impression? flawless

Gonna just start needing Live Chapo Online since right before you uploaded this, the news online changed again, with Shinzo Abe's attempted assassination. The podcaster's folly

@jeffm3283

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilid95 Be patient, they said he was in serious or critical condition, sometimes you have to wait a day to see what the doctors say. Good luck

@jeffm3283

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilid95 I spoke too soon they just confirmed he's dead by the sound of it

@ince55ant

2 жыл бұрын

he dead now

Double kill for Assad this week. Who must go..?

@ElPINGAS9000

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Little Mccain years earlier "Who must go?"

@berdyderg900

2 жыл бұрын

@@ElPINGAS9000 **rampage**

@Snootypriss

2 жыл бұрын

The lion of Damascus remains undaunted.

@jzenhenko

2 жыл бұрын

with our likes and comments we sacrifice for you O Bashar!

All I want to be is El Chapo

Unusually, given how well informed they are on all things limey, they've got the beer thing completely wrong. The Brits are mocked by beer drinking nations like the belgians, germans and Czechs for *not* having heads on their pints. You need a good 2cm head at least but the brits have almost nothing and get angry if you leave a head on their beer.

@plantain.1739

2 жыл бұрын

EUROS MAD

@chetkayeable

2 жыл бұрын

Never been to a pub in the UK that didn't have a head on the beer. You talking out of your arse.

@willkirsch6976

2 жыл бұрын

English beer on tap is warm and flat. I remember it being extremely shitty but not for having too much head

@Perkustin

2 жыл бұрын

Also they are probably drinking American bitchmade pints that are a mere prudish 471ml and not the princely 568ml of a decadent British pint.

@patteraj

2 жыл бұрын

@@Perkustin it’s interesting that it takes less than 100ml to make a beer for pussies turn into a beer for studs😆

That’s a massive-JOHNSON!

For the record, when Australia had a referendum we didn't vote 'no' because we loved the Queen. We voted 'no' because the conditions for how a President would be elected weren't well liked. It was something to the effect of 'the senate would elect the President, not the people'. Very few people under 90 like the queen here.

@bunyipz2040

2 жыл бұрын

It was all intentional bullshit lead by Turnbull and Fitzsimmons. Both got rewarded heavily for bungling that one.

I just saw a picture of Michael Fabricant and I still refuse to believe he is an actual person. His last name sounds too close to "fabrication".

@ince55ant

2 жыл бұрын

fabrication + cunt =

"Goushe" jesus christ. The rest of the description is entirely fair tho. (but idk about cia involvement)

@SarScape

2 жыл бұрын

^ I'll accept the mispronounciation since Matt has such an uncanny ability (for an American) to know about events occuring on the edge of the empire.

Feel like shit just want him back

I know next to nothing and don't quote me but afaik the reason he eventually left was because the ominously named '1922 Committee' (doubtless named after some heroic massacre of colonial savages in the Brahmaputra Valley or whatever) who served as the Boris Fanclub in Parliament (saved him from No Confidence) told him they were out and had a way to trigger another no-confidence in their back pocket if he didn't fuck off tout suite.

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, he would have just asked them to hold the vote like they did the first time. Clearly some Tory donating demons were dissatisfied with economic policies that were not vampiric enough for them and they used the Pincher story as a smokescreen while they blackmailed him or his family backstage, or maybe just threatened to lock him out of any future financial rewards.

@patrickholt2270

2 жыл бұрын

The reason for the name is so banal I can't be bothered to repeat it. It's strictly parliamentary bullshit.

@weejockpoopongmcplop

2 жыл бұрын

The 1922 Committee is all the Tory backbenchers so while they were his biggest fans just after the 2019 election most of these guys had soured on him already because of recent polling and by-election results and they mainly wanted him gone. He was saved from the vote of no confidence by the frontbenchers i.e. the people he gave jobs to. Which it turns out is a surprisingly large number of people nobody outside of Westminster has ever heard of. But as the Chapo guys say the word went out that Boris was toast and for some reason this Pincher episode was the final straw even though I don't think the general public were that invested in that particular story.

@saladdodger4722

2 жыл бұрын

A No Confidence vote is basically a lose-lose as a win just means you lose slightly later down the line. He's had so many scandals over the past 12 months and the current crisis of inflation and a summer of industrial action has lead to his poll numbers crashing and the Conservatives are losing seats so they basically let him take all the blame and get someone new in as a fresh coat of paint similar to what they did with May and Johnson where they distance themselves to the prior 12 years of Tory rule. Plus the Conservative party is full of career driven narcissists who want to play Prime Minister themselves, if they think they see an opening they'll band together to topple the head and scramble over one another to replace them, there's not much loyalty and the ones who are loyal are the stupid ones.

I wish the chapos would lock the comments in vids cos they’re really giving me an aneurysm

@BigHomieGayAss1917

2 жыл бұрын

At least two people in the chapo comments would do a mass shooting if they couldn’t bitch and complain anymore in the comment section

Every day is like Sunday. Every day is silent and grey. This is the REHREHBREH town that they ER ER ER ERRRRR closed down

I`m sorry but number one Lord Palmerston, close with the silver Pitt The Elder and at number 3 Boris. Facts.

what is the new vs old hip hop discourse theyre referencing? i mean i can imagine what it is but i want you to send me a list of urls to specific tweets and tiktoks

He'll have more time to paint wooden buses. The Neo Feudalists are the true end boss, fascists are just the mid boss. Boris is being changed out.

Nominative determinism FTW!

yall work fast

The problem with referendums in Australia for making ourselves a republic is that they'll usually gather a good following, then a bunch of celebrities nobody likes will join in and then everyone votes to maintain the monarchy.

PUBS ARE BACK OPEN BOYS

I'm hoping to see the UK get an Indian PM.

@weejockpoopongmcplop

2 жыл бұрын

Me too but it's Suella Braverman

@shoxx48

2 жыл бұрын

You mean someone created in their master's image and is a lapdog to his/her racist white superiors? Yeah only an Indian could ever achieve that.

Gogh like cough _ gough ///

Why is this on KZread before the Grey Wolf feed?

Goche Whitlam.... really....? Also, the reason we rejected the referendum to get rid of the queen was because the way the alternative was written, we may have ended up with a TV celebrity in the subsequently made role of President... and who the fuck would want THAT to happen...?

@ultravioletiris6241

2 жыл бұрын

I dont think the Queen can be gotten rid of as easily as with a referendum

@Perkustin

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair the American model of the President role is not that typical, for all manner of reasons how they're elected, their executive powers,. their duties etc etc. Countries like iirc Italy and Germany just have dudes that lounge around in Palaces doing fuck all (good or bad), Prime Minister/Chancellor swings the stick.

@hoathanatos6179

2 жыл бұрын

The Canadian constitution says that if the British get rid of the monarchy then we just carry on like nothing at all happened and keep appointing governor-generals who no longer now have to be affirmed by the monarch. No party has enough power to ammend the constitution and so that's our plan. We also wouldn't legally be able to recognize a British president because their existence is unconstitutional and they would have no influence in our country.

@MortVaanderwaal

2 жыл бұрын

Tv celebrity > slave trading lebensraum monarch celebrity, y’all dropped the ball over there down under and RIP whitlam he almost kicked the cia out of there

@suntanlo-shun1809

2 жыл бұрын

@@ultravioletiris6241 so true

Rishi Sunak already put in his name for PM candidate

The UK will cut funding to Ukraine if they try to negotiate peace? Where is this? I can't find anything.

He cares about a nice cup of tea.

It’s always slightly stressful when Felix starts the show. But he absolutely had to this time

Michael Fabricant. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Omg! That Michael Fab guy is so gd funny looking

Patriots in control. Trust the plan

@WhaddupDoc

2 жыл бұрын

It all started with a bunch of old fools…

@technologic21

2 жыл бұрын

The La-Lei-Lu-Lei-Lo? How's that possible?!

I’m going to miss our boy :(

Toasting the brave lads at the boozer to the verve

A Vargas? Not me? A Bolivian in the house? Not me? Oh well, love when Chapo has Ollie Vargas in the house

Bye-bye Borry 🦀

HE’S COMING HOME

Fabricant also looks like former Rep. James Traficant.

Goje Whitlam…? It’s Gough, pronounced “Goff”!

20:56 "Goje Whitlam" ffs 😂 its pronounced goff lads

yo take it easy on Larry

Someone fill me in - Was this a coup, or nah? And why? Did Boris do this to himself, or was he kinda fucked over here?

@TheFirebird123456

2 жыл бұрын

Sort of a coup but not really... really was that the entire country was sick and tired of boris scandals. Examples of these scandals were having parties in no 10 while the rest of Britain was in lockdown. The pincher scandal which brought him down was him selecting an mp to be whip who he knew was an abuser and then that guy was accused of sexually harassing 2 men last week. His colleagues just forced him to resign or they would fund another way to force him out. It was either that or the conservatives get crushed in the next election.

@jjmail1971

2 жыл бұрын

He did this to himself. He was exactly what everyone knew he was. A gormless, corrupt, big wet boy.

@NedTesco

2 жыл бұрын

Tories are ruthlessly efficient in kicking out a leader as soon as they're an electoral liability. They turned on Thatcher after she won three elections the second they saw her as damaging their chances.

Lol mouser

Actually Boris Johnson himself is the first Catholic PM of the UK.

@weejockpoopongmcplop

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was a Turk

Now they have chance with a more organised Trump. Cummings 's plotting might work folks this time

Talk about Shinzo Abe shot dead! Was there CIA?

@checkeredcheese

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt it, he was a nationalist.

@BigHomieGayAss1917

2 жыл бұрын

CIA generally don’t assassinate right-wing nationalists

@gaiusjuliuspleaser

2 жыл бұрын

If the CIA was in on it they'd at least have given the dude a real gun

Today we are all Boris ✊🤡

Damn, Boris making conservatives look sane. Meanwhile, *thunder* , in Arizona the Governor's race is a complete shit show.

@bossplayerunit4563

2 жыл бұрын

maybe he could run for AZ governor when he gets his US citizenship again

@t33nyplaysp0p

2 жыл бұрын

@@bossplayerunit4563 Let's go!!!

DE HUMANIZE YOURSELF WITH THE NATIONAL ... FRUNT

Trump version of the uk

How is Boris Johnson resigning such bad news?

@fuckfannyfiddlefart

2 жыл бұрын

It's only to save the #CovidConservatives and he isn't going to jail for being #BorisTheVirus the covid killer

@ItsOgre

2 жыл бұрын

Chaotic neutral. International bourgeoisie/deep state sacking an oaf who was bumbling around knocking stuff down at the Swarovski crystal shop. Same reason they wanted to get rid of Trump.

@IIllIIIlll

2 жыл бұрын

Means he won't be heading the Tories come election time

@LeshaAnn

2 жыл бұрын

They're sad because he's so much fun to mercilessly mock.

@ryans756

2 жыл бұрын

With a new Tory leader, the Tories would now stand a chance in the next election.

Imagine a yank genuinely believing they're in a position to critique European beer.

@5508Vanderdekken

Ай бұрын

Some big “I’m not mad at all shut up” energy right here

Surprised they do the usual yank thing of calling the UK ‘England’.

@craigtrautmanjr9393

2 жыл бұрын

Trying to give the others an out

Fist 🐈 🤛

ehm, uhm, ehm. ehm.

This is satire right?

@sunnohh

2 жыл бұрын

A satire of what? Like you that one Boris supporter left?

@ClarkHathaway3238

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunnohh satire of what real boris supporters are like but having listened through the rest of the clip I see now

@berdyderg900

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing that this show is like 700 episodes in and people still ask this shit literally every single episode, cannot imagine having to navigate a day irl as you

@ClarkHathaway3238

2 жыл бұрын

@@berdyderg900 I asked this 60 seconds into a podcast I've never heard of until now. And no you can't imagine it because you don't know me XF

@berdyderg900

2 жыл бұрын

@@ClarkHathaway3238 that's actually even dumber and funnier than I assumed, keep being you man/woman/nonbinary

Maybe stick to American politics guys

@xenotiic8356

2 жыл бұрын

Seconded

@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin

2 жыл бұрын

nah

@jimkay2728

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so bored with the USA!

@achnix3167

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@jamesjustice21

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

Trapo fucking suck these days. The play just seems to be give felix as much time as he needs to give a slight variation on the same riff as he always did while Matt checks out and Will fake laughs even harder than he used to. At least Cumtown had the good manners to end it when the game is up.

@ganonscrub

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody's making you listen, sweaty.

@UseZapCannon

2 жыл бұрын

Felix's riff never stops being funny though

@willfischer6007

2 жыл бұрын

I’m gay

@joebyrne5378

2 жыл бұрын

@@ganonscrub you can’t possibly know that

@joebyrne5378

2 жыл бұрын

@@UseZapCannon that’s a flat out lie