The judge can't review the evidence pertaining to the case until the Master Chief reviews it and passes it along to the Arbiter.

We love the special master, don’t we folks?

@pauldemelto6650

Жыл бұрын

We have the best Special Master.

@Luminousreign

Жыл бұрын

I don’t really care about bringing trump to justice for documents but the best case scenario is it doesn’t adjudicate in his favor and he goes as low and mockingly ableist as possible about the “special” master. Campaign trump acting horrific things out was peak comedy.

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

Until the Special Master gives most of the docs back to the FBI. Then he will be public enemy number one!

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

Nope

What if a president makes everyone a federal judge? Gimme that constitutionally guaranteed paycheck

"Master chief, you mind telling me exactly what it is you think you're doing ?" -"Sir, finishing this indictment"

It is written in the good book “Render unto Brandon what is Brandon’s”

They jest but just imagine if instead of MAGA Republicans, Brandon said "bronies" or "shippers" or god forbid "volcels." Not so funny now, is it?

@darkforest4891

Жыл бұрын

Brandon has not preserved his own vital essences but sought the vital essences of others

@Mark-jr6ld

Жыл бұрын

"Listen, fat, this means war!" (begin clapping pushups)

@0ptimuscrime

Жыл бұрын

First they came for the Juggalos…

@SimonSociopath

Жыл бұрын

@@0ptimuscrime whoop whoop

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

No sir not so funny at all..

Obviously, episode 666 should be a Halloween episode. So shoehorn five eps into these next 7 weeks, boys. Yes. You. Can.

Special Master Covfefe reporting for duty, God-Emperor.

Forward not backward, upward not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom

Wasn't Brexit an example of people democratically opting for the mystery box?

@jman7826

Жыл бұрын

Those weren’t people though, they were brits

@IMelkor42

Жыл бұрын

I assumed that they meant since brexit. As it has served as a warning to everyone else...

@83Judge

Жыл бұрын

@@jman7826 I stand corrected.

@83Judge

Жыл бұрын

@Creepy Crust Yeah, it was deliberately misleading. But the choice was 'status quo' or the total unknown of Brexit. They chose the latter, and largely as a protest vote.

As a UK resident, I don't have a clue who Truss is, either. They kind've just dropped her on us and started talking like she'd been here the whole time.

@chetkayeable

Жыл бұрын

An even more right wing, war mongering scumbag than Johnson but also utterly stupid with it. Interestingly like PeteB and Kamala she had cool leftie parents.

@CNYKnifeNerd

Жыл бұрын

The Kendrick Lamar of UK politics

@JackHGUK

Жыл бұрын

She has been here the whole time, she has been in the last 3 failed cabinets, it's scary how people don't realise she has been apart of all the shit policies she is now running on dismantling.

@polemius01

Жыл бұрын

I'm a Yank who has friends in the UK, so I've been aware of Truss for a while now. My friends are not fans of her!

@JackHGUK

Жыл бұрын

@@polemius01 she is truly awful.

the special master and commander in queef

@nothing-2-live-4

Жыл бұрын

yee old cume towne joke

@Luminousreign

Жыл бұрын

@@nothing-2-live-4 the special masters only job is to determine if anyone that pops into their head is gay

@Gum_Cuzzler

Жыл бұрын

What if it’s the commander in beef because of all the cheesed burgers

Special Master sounds like the sequel to Seagal's General Commander

@mah5191

Жыл бұрын

*seagal fatly taking notes*

@brandoncoxwell9181

Жыл бұрын

Fatly going around corners

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

I hear Putin is ready to unleash Seagal on the Ukraine. Deck him out with an all terrain mobility scooter and a week's worth of deli sandwiches and he will have the war won.

@MrJohndoakes

Жыл бұрын

It sounds like a ceremonial job in the Freemasons, like the guy who oversees the hazing of new members.

Claiming intellectual property rights to the idea of a cinematic horror universe in which an inflatable decorative wind-driven car dealership man is possessed by an evil spirit.

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

Implying DC hasn't been sitting on that IP for 20 years

@brendancostello944

Жыл бұрын

So, you're saying we are living in a cinematic horror universe? Because those inflatable MFs are all possessed.

Felix is VERY intrigued by the cinematic prosecution and fallout! 😀

I like how long it took for Matt to remember that ankle monitors go on the ankle. Maybe he really does have brain damage.

dark brandon is Harold the scarecrow from "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark"

There's evil and pain being inflicted at all times, and most of it has been made silent and invisible by the commanding structures of the world. Still, these laid back news days are a treat that I have to appreciate how rarer they're becoming.

The writers of this season just broke out the Calvinball plot line

Felix is my favorite Old Testament Prophet, the coolest, too! The wife AND mistress of one former French President, Chirac, I think, both attended his funeral.

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

Жыл бұрын

Nothing beats Francois Hollande though. That man is punching so high above his own weightclass it's insane. He's a 5 who married a 6, cheated on her with an 8 who he then married, and then cheated on the 8 with a 10 while President visiting her on his little scooter. Francois Hollande overcoming the handicap of looking like Francois Hollande managed to marry Juliet Gayet who's way richer than he is after cheating on his first two wives. Absolute Masterclass

@polemius01

Жыл бұрын

@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Those dumpy French guys must have something going for them.

@noidontlikeu

Жыл бұрын

@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw and all he had to do was tank the Socialist party

If you join the patreon the Chapos gives you $10,000 and an aggressive feral cat. That’s 100% true and it isn’t Opposite Day.

Special masters specialty for being specifically special

Felix is almost always right folks

@5508Vanderdekken

Жыл бұрын

you're hearing it more and more every day

@0ptimuscrime

Жыл бұрын

Many such cases!

@lancesilvis4085

Жыл бұрын

the one that gives the least amount of shits about the precise aspects of political stuff normally has enough of an external view on the way things are and usually has a pretty rational take about it.

The chilean constitution analysis is rather disappointing, though is hard to expect anything more... Boric was modelled after american (US) Democratic Socialism and he has been the complete bankruptcy of the chilean left, the New Constitution was his gamble to institutionalize the 2019 revolt and it failed miserably, now the right has veto power over his government and the communist party - the only leftwing position in the government - is being sidelined. Of course, for the US left, Boric was just another poster boy for the phantom of a democratic left compatible with american liberal democracy, so this experiment doesnt really affect them much. Overall, Boric is responsible for driving the most power the left has had in 50 years to the ground, firmly restablishing neoliberal rule in Chile. Saludos de un comunista chileno.

@philesq9595

Жыл бұрын

What should have been the ideal? As in, best case scenario among viable alternatives in their political landscape, what did leftists have a chance at and what is the best course of action now?

@ElGlaz

Жыл бұрын

@@philesq9595 Ideal would've been the realization of the 2019 revolt's core demands: the resignation of Piñera and the dismantling of the neoliberal state infrastructure, which entailed a constitutional assembly. When you write 'viable alternatives' though, it seems you are presupposing a series of clear paths towards a preconcieved goal, which is far from a reality in Chile, the best the left could've hoped for was a scenario where, through popular movilization, the political landscape was reorganized away from the narrow confines of neoliberal democracy, whatever that may lead because frankly the left still doesnt have a clear and common goal outside of a vague desire for surpassing the confines of neoliberalism, which is not much a project really. In reality, the best we could've hoped for was for popular movilization to develop, through its unfolding, new forms and relations of political engagement, communication and action, new praxis if you will, something outside the neoliberal political framework of relations. It is this development that Boric aborted signing the Peace Accords with the political class' stablishment that resulted in the failed constitutional process we just lost. Boric was afraid that the revolt would result in new forms of praxis that moved too far from what he was comfortable with.

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

Demsocs fumbling the bag compilation #58272

@5508Vanderdekken

Жыл бұрын

@@ElGlaz sorry, but what does knowing all this get you

@joshuamarx8209

Жыл бұрын

@@5508Vanderdekken you know something now. Imagine that Burgerlander..

Dark Brandon is the new Freddy Kruger for conservatives. One, two, Brandon's coming for you! Three, four, Better lock your door! Five, six, Grab a crucifix! Seven, eight, Gotta stay up late! Nine, ten, Never sleep again!

@chetkayeable

Жыл бұрын

How can you be scared of a sad old man who can't even wipe his own ass after going to the bathroom?

I love Will's Trump impression which always turns into Jiminy Glick

will showing that he's a true handbook head with that Teen Pope reference

something something Special Master Chief something something Space Force

All it does is delay delay delay. Slowing the speed of an investigation is a strategy Team Maggot has deployed in the past in other legal cases, ultimately it won't stop the impending indictments.

@brandonborgerding182

Жыл бұрын

It will and has already succeeded a dozen times lmao

A special master is normal but not something the public would ever see or care about. Entirely inappropriate here. Judge caved to pressure. The infection is too deep, the republican base effectively kept a judge in line.

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

Lol didn't trump give her the job for being insane? I don't think it was public pressure, she said she'd rule this way before arguments even started. Patriots are in control...

Dark Pope Francis ascendent

I prefer the master exploder

next thing you know we will find out there is a master chief

@brandoncoxwell9181

Жыл бұрын

There's a lady in my head who calls me studmuffin 😳🥴

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

Who do you think manages the special masters?

@w__a__l__e

Жыл бұрын

@@berdyderg900 the super special master.

@brendancostello944

Жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward to the mystery box challenge!

"PORK MARKETS."

will's trump sounds just like jiminy glick

52:18 so succinct. nothing left to say.

Lizz truss becomes pm and queen dies one day later.

@52flyingbicycles

Жыл бұрын

It was an omen

I like the FBI now :)

@Gum_Cuzzler

Жыл бұрын

Female boobie inspectors?

@brandonborgerding182

Жыл бұрын

Why do you like them now?

@stefanmironov6405

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonborgerding182 I'm not, I'm just mocking the comment section

That's what I call my alone time😁

Even people on 4Chan and Reddit hated Kiwi Farms. That's how you know that shit sucked.

@carcosacommune

Жыл бұрын

literally all they did was dox people and hate on trans people. It was pathetic af

@jackjones4248

Жыл бұрын

I think withdrawing hosting and DDOS protection based on 'targeted harassment' and doxing is the sort of thing we should be careful about. Any measure like this is bound to be weaponised and used against communists, socialists, antifa, BDS etc., not just sites you dislike

@carcosacommune

Жыл бұрын

@@jackjones4248 ok but they would do that anyway? so why not celebrate the trans harassment site going down.

@Avengerie

Жыл бұрын

I think they hated keffals just a tad bit more.

The July 2021 unrest in South Africa was of course triggered (some would say instigated directly by his supporters) by the imprisonment of fmr President Jacob Zuma. He was sent to a small prison very close to his Nkandla homestead (his support is very high in his home province of Kwazulu-Natal) and during the unrest (mostly during the week after he was imprisoned) the prisoners took control of a wing of the prison and lit part of it on fire. He was almost directly set free by a prison riot, although since he had "voluntarily" surrendered the week prior at the eleventh hour of the deadline the police set, instead of forcing a confrontation between the SAPS and the thousands of supporters gathered at Nkandla, he probably wouldn't have left even if the perimeter was breached. Imagine DJT and the AB taking control of a maximum security prison during a riot while his supporters enact violence all over the country. The dark mirror between the RSA and the USA keeps suprising me - not only are our histories reflected and twisted mirror images, but it seems as if our futures and present seem to rhyme as well. Zuma was released on "medical parole" by his former spy chief who had become the head of correctional services in the mean time, and now his lawyers in his corruption trial (as well as the appeal against his medical parole) keep directly bringing up what happened in July 2021 as barely veiled threats against any further action against him. Very much the same "the temperature in the country is very high, wouldn't want to raise it any higher" vibe of Donald's letter to the AG

The red background was just R,W&B zoomed in.

I’m so glad kiwi farms is dead. Good riddance.

@zztopfan5201

Жыл бұрын

@Creepy Crust I’m a communist so I don’t believe in free speech. The Soviets did not allow Nazis to have free speech rights.

@GreatLakesFeatherCo

Жыл бұрын

@Creepy Crust free speech is for nazis

I only have a passing knowledge of brit politics from Spitting Image.

arms like two jai alai baskets

Come to Wichita KS I stg lmao

4:42 yes

The LA show sold out before I had chance to grab a ticket! 😕

All I want to be is El Chapo 😛😜🤪😄😂!!!

@GreenEarth20

Жыл бұрын

very poggers

I dont get politics anymore. I never actually did but now I cant evne pretend to understand what is happening.

@williamchamberlain2263

Жыл бұрын

Now you can see under the rock, peek behind the curtain, see the sausage getting made - _and_ see the payoff of falling teal-terms teacher wages

@_alia

Жыл бұрын

You are one step away from becoming free. The big flap in the circus tent is still flipped open. You can still get out.

Keffals stays winning. We love to see it.

@prometheusjackson8787

Жыл бұрын

Gay

@nickelback3360

Жыл бұрын

lol

@fuckiopussigetti453

10 ай бұрын

guess whos back? back again? josh is back. tell a friend.

No mention of the CFK assassination attempt, smdh. 😞 Chris, you need to put these boys in place.

@solomonreal1977

Жыл бұрын

Im baby 👶

>CWC mentioned on Chapo Man interesting times we are living in huh?

Look at Chapo pretending there's no precedent for a Special Master... Where do you think we got the name Master Bedroom from?

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

From slave plantation, no..? What are you saying?

@eespinola

Жыл бұрын

@@berdyderg900 and who do think determines the outcome of trials in America back in the day ;). Although back in those days I think the special master was the guy who banged the normal master's wife.

@jfrsnjhnsn

Жыл бұрын

got'em

@mah5191

Жыл бұрын

yeah and who do they think is Blake Masters dad?

@eespinola

Жыл бұрын

@@mah5191 yeah the guy who Scott Masters asked to bang his wife.

I’ll keep doing many more no growths. RIP

Trump Young Thug 2024

Does anyone know what early episode they poked fun at the sound quality of their earliest episodes in a little satirical skit? Also the episode where I think Matt made an Obama as the joker reference “want to see me make an ambassador disappear?”

@KarmaPaym3ntPlan

Жыл бұрын

Ep 138 Brendan oozes charisma and soft comedic timing

@horseytown

Жыл бұрын

@@KarmaPaym3ntPlan Thank you. Any idea which episode it was that had the Dark Knight/Benghazi reference about making an ambassador disappear?

@KarmaPaym3ntPlan

Жыл бұрын

@@horseytown haha, not sure. I just really like that particular open

@horseytown

Жыл бұрын

@@KarmaPaym3ntPlan Me too. But now I am wondering if they made this joke twice, because I could have sworn it was on like a landmark episode like ep. 50 or ep. 100 or something and they were doing a fake 'look back' at classic Chapo bits from their earliest days and the audio was even more absurd than in the ep 138 version you mentioned.

bro time for an American revolution

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

We are too lazy and comfortable for all that.

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

The left would never come out on top of an actual struggle. Unfortunately incrementalism won't work either, look into moving.

@howwitty

Жыл бұрын

Man, I was hoping for an Ariana Grande revolution.

@technologic21

Жыл бұрын

Nope, ain't gonna happen (at least not now, haven't reached a tipping point yet, getting there), b/c Americans are complacent oafs. Material situation will just continue to get worse, you will pay more for things, and you and I and everybody else will put up, or shut up.

@user-tx3xy7lw6w

Жыл бұрын

@@technologic21 yeah maybe that's the way in your part of the country. Gotta remember it's a big world bub. If that's your outlook then that's on you, and your community and nobody else.

8:17 holy fuck projection is literally all these guys do anymore

@PoolNoodleGundam

Жыл бұрын

nvm I got my timestamp wrong, thought it was something else you were talking about, you rite

Oh yeah you definitely deserve more money for all your hard work.

but I don't even get the references - which maybe makes it better, but a blurb telling a dummie like me what means what, or what ep it's referencing idk, would be neat.

@howilearned2stopworrying508

Жыл бұрын

from the 2012 film 'The Master': "If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world." If someone gives you a lifetime employment and your job gives you power over that person in a specific instance, what would you do?

666th like!

wow I expected at least Matt to know what a special master is and does. Disappointing, boys.

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

Is that the person in charge of the Eyes Wide Shut ceremonies?

@robert9016

Жыл бұрын

Ok law school

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

Lawyers are bad (excluding the cool one)

@bossplayerunit4563

Жыл бұрын

@@berdyderg900 saul goodman?

@berdyderg900

Жыл бұрын

@@bossplayerunit4563 Lenin, that show is dogshit

Love when Brooklyn Bug People use the "correct" pronouns so as not to incur the wrath of other Brooklyn Bug People. The rest of us just point and laugh.

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

Ummm...... what? Is this some kind of hip hop slang us older people aren't hip to?

@SimonSociopath

Жыл бұрын

Ma'am who is the bug people?

@sparkpenguin

Жыл бұрын

@@SimonSociopath i'm just glad they/them had the respect to capitalize my ethnicity unlike you here

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

Жыл бұрын

You aren't laughing. You're posting under all of their videos every day. I don't think they read these, bro

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

@John Hylton its important to laugh at bug people. Whoever they are. However I define the people I don't like. And then laugh, and not let them occupy an inordinant amount of my thoughts and life.

It's disappointing to hear that these guys are associating with disingenuous swine like keffals

@LongKestrel

Жыл бұрын

Leftism is when you call women swine. This is all expected from a vaushite.

@bobbie3713

Жыл бұрын

cope harder

@LongKestrel

Жыл бұрын

@Creepy Crust it's a stochastic terrorist site responsible for the deaths and harassment of countless vulnerable individuals. People have been doxxed, swatted and killed by police and bullied to the point of suicide. You're either a child or a manchild incapable of understanding why that's not acceptable.

@ericlarsen9830

Жыл бұрын

youre the lolcow now, dog

@FunkMcLovin

Жыл бұрын

Boo hoo the harassment site went down