Ark: you're cold The guy: *is literally burning alive*

@Ewyn4851

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why but it's true Ark: YOUR FREEZING GET SOME WARMTH NOOWWWWWWWWW Me: literally burning rn

@WSmith07

3 жыл бұрын

Just stand on a fire, as long as you have good health EDIT: DOES NOT WORK

@SokkingBTtulaj

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ewyn4851 Maybe you are cold because your skin burned off. :D

@Ewyn4851

3 жыл бұрын

@@SokkingBTtulaj yea maybe

@eissaalzaabi6587

3 жыл бұрын

Ark’s logic 🤷‍♂️

the way he and his unicorn fall to their death with the main theme playing in the background like that's it that's the Ark experience

@miceecatfan3974

Жыл бұрын

What makes it funnier that it already is is when a random player jumps down with him and he makes a scream while Kapro all leaping at the same time

2:33 this part is the best,in my opinion

@randomstuffbychris

3 жыл бұрын

the kapro spawns is true for every map

@MRPiterer1

3 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@jessemanner6776

2 жыл бұрын

😂 Yeap lol

@dylandelamora9907

2 жыл бұрын

It is for sure XD

@miceecatfan3974

Жыл бұрын

I died laughing when I saw them leaping at the same time trying to kill the player XDDDDD

You forgot the part where everyone has swamp fever and purposely gives it to you

@mr.whalecharge6049

3 жыл бұрын

HA I just ruined your perfect 69 upvotes and don’t feel remorse about ir

@elonmusk_5394

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.whalecharge6049 o my god what a psychopath!

@t-rexhunter3820

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.whalecharge6049 This isn’t Reddit

@shreksters

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.whalecharge6049 when you realize your not on reddit

@shortidiot3949

2 жыл бұрын

wat a swamp fever XD

2:43 whole game in five seconds

My first day in Ark: "oh wow is that a basilo in the water I see? I thought they live in deep ocean and this one just chilling here near the beach" It was sarco. Directed by Robert. B. Weide

@IlIlIlIllIlIllI

3 жыл бұрын

Omg same " oh! What's this dino doing here!? Oh...wait NOOO!"

@paulandreig.sahagun34

2 жыл бұрын

Not on Mobile. Basilos tend to spawn near at the coast and ocean cliffs down to the abyss.

@i.show.fard69

2 жыл бұрын

i defeated sarco ez i lured it to attack my parasaur (which has a lot of health) then slowly killed the sarco with a stone axe

@aduckonaplane3816

2 жыл бұрын

@@i.show.fard69 you really braggin bout killing a sarco? Most players have done it, and chances are the one you killed was low level

I love the deformed wivern lol

@eesamohammed2104

3 жыл бұрын

@Cat man whats next you gonna make him you gonna make him translate it into jacobean english

@omarlive2569

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah I always forget to spell it

@_al2ster321

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@vaporouselm9932

3 жыл бұрын

@Cat man Correcting someones grammar is as low as you can get

@gamingroot5220

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I never someone love me

dude the flying lobsters get me at viking bay every time lmaoooo

@Mrdestiny17

3 жыл бұрын

We called them land-lobsters. They are every Bob's worst nightmare

@dynestis2875

3 жыл бұрын

I have never seen any of these

@aduckonaplane3816

2 жыл бұрын

@@dynestis2875 i think they only (or atleast most often) spawn on ragnorok. They're super common in the water at viking bay on ragnarok (the place where theres a big carcass near blue obi), they're supposed to be water creatures but their progamming is hilariously bad so they just get out of the water when they want to. They dont even have a walking animation, they just float

@yourlookinmadfine

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mrdestiny17 _every bobs_ everyone's worst knightmare

@yourlookinmadfine

2 жыл бұрын

@@aduckonaplane3816 they are at the very bottom ocean of island

Unicorn couldn't make the jump. Landed in a hell storm and got ripped to shreds lmao best part

lvl 75 bobs that have 300 melee waiting for u at the blue ob 😂

@josefernandezalonso4425

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@wire--ninja9479

3 жыл бұрын

That's not funny it legit happens lol

@MxllyRK

3 жыл бұрын

@@wire--ninja9479ik i was obbing my wyvern then a bob came up to me, i had nightmares about it

@Calabacho

3 жыл бұрын

If you upload at the blue ob then you are the real bob ☠️

@tamasberes8210

3 жыл бұрын

and you get swamp fewer😏😆corona lol😆

Trailer: Riding Unicorns into battle along side your tribe Reality: Rides unicorn at 10fps while running from giga

love when you’re cold all the time and die from the injuries of being cold lmao so accurate

@richbaladhay3072

3 жыл бұрын

If you go in winter ragonark it will kill faster and I called is the “murder snow”

@surodeepchakraborty4706

2 жыл бұрын

@@richbaladhay3072 murder murder snow exists too

@RickhunterSDF1

Жыл бұрын

Got to have like max fortitude

@analothor

Жыл бұрын

60 below...

Especially love the part where you cant go 5ft into the snow biomes before you start quickly dying of hypothermia, even in full fur armor.

@nikolajkvistpedersen5151

2 жыл бұрын

Just get a beaver and max ONLY the melee damage, then pick it up and you're warm enough to not lose hp. For the most part. Otherwise, get better fur armor.

@luizzm

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikolajkvistpedersen5151 can you pick up a beaver?? You mean the Castoroides?

@nikolajkvistpedersen5151

2 жыл бұрын

@@luizzm I meant an odder, mb. Casteroides is only good for gathering wood.

@nikolajkvistpedersen5151

2 жыл бұрын

@@luizzm You can pick up beavers with tames though.

@someone-ji2zb

Жыл бұрын

@@nikolajkvistpedersen5151 Even then, it has to be like a lvl 100+ otter, and they aren't exactly the most common creature around lol; at least if you need to tame a quetzal that likely will land in murder snow.

He just sacrificed a unicorn to make this thing

@raptorshark4195

3 жыл бұрын

Two actually...

@bobman9129

3 жыл бұрын

@@kviju my first unicorn encounter was strange So I was a level 11 Bob and very new to ark me and my friend saw a whit horse with a horn said "cool" we wanted to tame it but eh skipped becuse we didn't know how to so we just left XD

@tacturtlegaming1884

3 жыл бұрын

@@raptorshark4195 😎😎😎

@chaffllake5052

3 жыл бұрын

Probably spawned it in

@trixfox45

3 жыл бұрын

I usually always find a unicorn when I just go to Highlands on ragnarok xD

At 3:10 I felt that it happens everytime I join a new server lol

@pleasurebird

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah everytime for me too without fail. This is why I absolutely hate playing PVP. I'm a single player person now.

@papato680

3 жыл бұрын

@@pleasurebird why don’t you play pve?

@pleasurebird

3 жыл бұрын

@@papato680 I do play pve whenever I play with friends, and sometimes I like to go onto servers, but I mostly enjoy a single player experience.

@Koba...

2 жыл бұрын

I know that always happens from past experiences :(

The managarmr and thatch hut is too true.

@gashakonnarith4638

3 жыл бұрын

Iv'e never seen that death before were the screen zooms out like that. That makes me laugh so hard.

Despite of all this. it's the best map I have ever played on in Ark. There was not a single spot I didn't know about every ratthole, mesh hole, underated Alpha spots everything that map was goated

Life is lie And sometimes, it's funny

@dinoplays1123

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SxTripxH

3 жыл бұрын

Life is lie hmmmmmm

@kittysnake1961

3 жыл бұрын

Well you a hater

@MrT_Rex

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittysnake1961 a life hater ? Mine yes

1:17 thats a 100% a ice wyvern

@mizfeyl

3 жыл бұрын

You do remember the og ice wyvern right? Just a recoloured lightning wyvern with recoloured fire breath

@hannahshark8080

3 жыл бұрын

Before the unique model was finished

2:28 this part made me laugh so hard

@goldenzekrom117

3 жыл бұрын

Had me crying in laughter, when he tried to fight em off I was just dying

@suicidalpancakepress5756

3 жыл бұрын

POV: you enter Florida

@superspideygamez4881

3 жыл бұрын

That unicorn flew away secretly

Trailer: Genesis pt 2 will be released on March Reality: Genesis pt 2 will be delayed until the end of spring, and no, it still will have a huge amount of bugs

@xenodragon77

3 жыл бұрын

It was confirmed to be delayed till May already

@thylaking1397

3 жыл бұрын

It was supposed to come out this past winter initially lol.

@mastermind4499

3 жыл бұрын

@@thylaking1397 so it's the second time they delayed it?

@infinitestrafes7931

3 жыл бұрын

@@mastermind4499 ye

@williammccroskey2433

3 жыл бұрын

@@xenodragon77 it must be luck haha my birthdays in may

Love the chaos at the end, really caught me off guard. You should do more with that, its more entertaining than other ark youtube videos

2:40 had me finally laugh😂

Highlands on Rag: Spawn the rarest, most fragile creature in the game Also Highlands: *haha giga go b r r r*

A random managmr attacking everything in sight is too relatable 😔

4:58 Why did this crack me up and the music made it better😂

I was literally playing ragnarok for 9 hours straight today and I see this after getting off, absolutely amazing, I love these videos !!

0:14 The dude running after his horse died had me on the floor

we definetly need a disclaimer in this video like "no Horses are harmed in this video"

The turrets on Viking Vay lol

As a ark player I can vouch that this vid is 100 percent realistic

I died of laughter at the part where those guys just imprisoned him then was making fun of him and then a creature (which looked like knifehead) came and killed them Edit: I looked closer and saw it was a mana

I remember the early days of ark, like the beginning, I was soloing the island doing well, another place popped up near mine, he couldn’t ever find my place but I could see his. Constant war though as we always fought over the same metal resources, one day we are warring as usual when a pack of T rexes come out of nowhere. At the same time we both turned and ran like the cowards we truly were. I had a bronto at my base and a few other tames, he had a lot of Dodos 😂 And raptors. The rexes went for his base first, and I said not like this, charged in with everything I had. Then an alpha raptor joined the party. Together we lost everything had a laugh then we tribed up together and went from there. It only gets worse 😂

EVERY GAME NEEDS TO HIRE YOU FOR TRAILER MAKING

OMG FINALY ANOTHER THIS UR VIDS ARE AMAZING

I laughed the whole time. xD This is so true ! You did a great job for the edit =)

Literally on fire ARK: your cold you should go find some warmth

0:55 you forgot the dying to antimesh part when you get knocked in the lava cave

Amigo tus videos son los mejores sigue asi me gusta lo mucho que te esfuerzas en hacer lo que haces cuidate.

Keep it up raptor shark these vids are great

I'm commenting now halfway through the video and can honestly say that my mouths been open like a garbage can spewing odorous laughter at my ceiling for the exact length of the whole video.

The kaprosuchus part killed me lmaoo.

This stuff is truly inspirational! Definitely a double big brain play.

3:17 I was dying 😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Amazing video. Loved the mana and thatch hut part... so true.... so so true.....

I love the music part where the giga is chasing them lol

Man i love this this made my day alot better and made me laugh alot

This was actually really funny well done

The horse jump is really funny

Mehr von diesen Videos bitte 😂😂

Omg!! Had me rolling!! Yea I can relate to every scene lmfao 😂😂😂😂

2:40 is so relatable this literally happens to me every time I try to do a parkour jump in this game

*is on fire* Ark: You're cold, you should find some warmth. Me: On point.

Awesome video. The only thing I'd have liked to see is Ride of the Valkyries being played while you're on a Pteranadon fleeing wyverns after stealing one of their eggs.

Ark, the only game where even the weather is out to break your legs

And this is why I play on a private server, avoiding all of these issues except for flying water scorpions.

The thatch hut and mana lmao

amazing video

Is on fire “You are cold”

Bro your so underrated

100% accurate review once again XD, especially with the manas

2:34 Epic moment

The Giga just randomly appears LOL

You deserv better and more subs this is true epic vids

2:56 best footage

“Your could,find some warmth soon” Proceeds to get evaporated by flames of a wyvern

that GIGAN is the best part

I think when they were at the castle the griffins should get swarmed by bats but it was still funny

@raptorshark4195

3 жыл бұрын

That actually did happen on our first try

@astro-thegod4797

2 жыл бұрын

@@raptorshark4195 should of kept it in alongside with the unicorn thing

1:51 me everytime

your burning and you feel cold lol ...

THE THUMBNAIL 😭😭🤣🤣

snail never changes no matter how many games they do this to

The way the trailer Laughts at you for being a noob Aka the fire wyvern attack

That part with the giga and the griffins😂

2:33 this made me remember an old filipino parody song of 'i believe i can fly' when im still in elementary. "I believe i can fly~🎵 Tumalon sa tulay~🎵 Kinain ng crocodile~🎵 Paguwi gutay gutay~🎵"

THE UNICORN LMFAO THIS IS THE FUNNIES THING ON EARHT

Awesome music

I remember when the scorpions could rub onto the beach. That was the first time I found out they were even in the game.

the guy running away after his horse died

Licorne + pont +saut = échecs et mort 🤣 merci pour le fou rire 😅🤩

Would be cool if you did ark valguero trailer vs reality

ARK: Trailer vs ARK: Reality Don't even need to label it for Ragnarok, back when I played ARK when it first came out trailers were always wildly different from the game. Especially graphics.

Ngl i went into the icequeen boss with a crossbow, flame arrow, and a single 5k hp direwolf. I beaten it because my wolf fell and got stuck in a spot where i cant be hit, and the aggro is still on it

I remember when me an some friends played I got captured and I was talking mad crap that my teammates were going to rescue me 30mins later we were all caged up lmfao

My first experience was near hunter in the rocks and it was some bobs going oh a chaka this is on island btw the cage part reminded me of this

This was great

Truly. this is the picasso of great thumbnails

@raptorshark4195

3 жыл бұрын

I stumbled across the frame by accident. One of the best mistakes in my life

@hexagoon9684

3 жыл бұрын

@@raptorshark4195 xD

02:37 This brought a whole new meaning to Ascension.

4:08 an angel sound should have came on when the mana came

Damn sure I now have a six pack gut just from laughing.

The blue ob is 100% accurate 😂

Good video bro shit put tears in my eyes 😂

Ive been killed about a 1000 times in Ark. I make metal swords armor and everything and then someone knocks me out and kills me :(

My favorite part is the bears

nice video

The mana everytime its funny. You could bring in every scene a mana and it would be funny

4:00 I was literally begging for the mana to make a comeback here xD

1:54 best legit part

Lvl 50 bobs in the wyvern trench trying to tranq a wyvern to tame it

Yes, the jail, I suffer that long time ago