Ari looks like he was in charge of tunnel construction

@1893unknownuser

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ronindr

3 ай бұрын

He could've been.. he's a brilliant man.

@giantnamekiandende8988

3 ай бұрын

Looks ? He orchestrated several tunnels soon to be discovered

@AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq

3 ай бұрын

The accounting for the tunnel construction*

@Pete_Finch

3 ай бұрын

Laughed real hard at this

The moment I heard about the tunnels, I have been patiently waiting for Ari's take.

@keegangleason837

3 ай бұрын

heard*

@paraziturl

3 ай бұрын

What does Ja Rule think ?

@TAZMASTA40

3 ай бұрын

@keegangleason837 Thank you, grammar secretary.

@Long-legged

3 ай бұрын

​@@TAZMASTA40that wasn't the grammar secretary. That was the spelling police, but seriously doesn't anybody even try nowadays to make a complete sentence? ... Do you know the difference between a complete thought and your original post?

@TAZMASTA40

3 ай бұрын

@@Long-legged Some of us make quick comments while we are at work to have a fun little discussion with people. Not everything posted needs to be a well articulated thought.

Legend has it the Comedy Cellar was once part of the extensive New York tunnel system dug by Ari’s people…

I like this way of hearing about world news much better than my noisy old neighbor telling me.

was literally waiting for this since the story broke lol

Ari was READY to talk about this one!

Man... gotta see him live! Pumped for the next tour!

Yo that jew coming out of the sewer reinforced so many stereotypes 😂

@RexMundi_UTC

3 ай бұрын

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason

@alana523

3 ай бұрын

Which one is that? The tunnel stereotype? 🤔

@shadowdevil9655

3 ай бұрын

​@@RexMundi_UTC The rat one

@benbaggen2375

3 ай бұрын

@@alana523 Google it, I got better things to do then explain stereotypes to some simpleton.

@Jeremycook_

3 ай бұрын

​@@alana523alot of nazi propaganda portrayed Jewish people as rats

I haven't seen a Live show of Ari in like 10 years but he still does the arm across his body holding his arm up when he's working on material.

"They dug Gaza right back into obscurity" 😂

Just saw you at Beaver Creek hilarious thanks for coming!

Omg yes. Been waiting for this one. Also. Begging Ari to do a tribute/update of carlins 7 words you can’t say. He’s the only one who can do it justice !!!

It's about time an expert fills us in on the subterranean proclivities of his people.

Been waiting for this

This is some great material. Quick writing!

I couldn't click fast enough. Ari is my favorite Jew.

When is You Be Trippin podcast coming out? Sounds awesome and will there be video as well?

Ari is the only opinion on this matter that I care to hear :)

FINALLY!

Ari high on shrooms.. the architect of the tunnels 🤣😂😂🤣😂😭😂

Saw him do this at Fox woods in CT amazing

Just who we were waiting for lol

I was at this show and everything was killer. Such a good set.

Ari IS Really that Dude ! His ability to see Talent and Share on his Own a platform

This guy should have a show!

@CertifiedSkank

3 ай бұрын

I agree! Like where comics tell stories or something.

@mattmarzula

3 ай бұрын

Makes you wonder why he doesn't. Especially since he's in the tribe.

@RandomBogey

3 ай бұрын

@@mattmarzulabecause he turned his back on the tribe and he’s very vocal about it

The change that falls out of your pocket. Right into the tunnels. Ari is so funny!

"i do look like i know" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If i had the means i would definitely have a panic room with escape tunnels. I dont even find the concept unusual. Thats dope

LOL this guy is awesome

I'm convinced that Ari commissioned the tunnels to have an easy access to the Cellar without having to pay any subway tolls.

yay Detroit is on the tour menu! nobody got the change fell into the grand canyon gopher hole joke!

Been looking for the spokesman to give the town it's truth✊🏽

Funny stuff 😂

lmao Ari is a beast!!!

@RandomBogey

3 ай бұрын

I don’t know if you can say that about one of them, dude…

@mykillmatic

3 ай бұрын

@@RandomBogey LOL

Him setting up the premise and then telling the joke was like watching S6 of GOT and then watching S7.

This all started when Jews heard about people throwing coins in wells.

The funniest part about all of this were the people that were deemed insane when they were tweeting "I think Jews are tunneling under my apt, I'm hearing men speaking Yiddish under my floorboards at all hours of the night."

Ancient jews explored north america long ago and When they discovered arizona they traveled up the colorado river. Two brothers were fighting over a gold trinket and it fell in a gopher hole. After the scuffle they agreed to set aside their differences, and find the trinket. We now have the grand canyon , one of the seven wonders of the world. Amazing!

people surprised about tunnels when ari is constantly digging himself into holes

Ari pleads the fifth lmaoooo

How was the Grand Canyon made?😂

I come to Ari for all my middle east news

thanks alot rogan

No Chicago?

Aris had that same hoodie since 03

Ari becoming Bobby Fisher outhere

That's where the real banking is done.

When he went to south america, i don't know he meant underground in the states 😂

My token sacrifice to the algorithm

I've said it before, what is the point of a tunnel if you tell the government about it!

One of the Katt Williams 6

Goodshit

I love Ari... Funniest comic working today in my ignorant opinion 😊

Actually I really did wonder what Ari was thinking when they announced the tunnels after that brawl

I hear them digging under my house right now

Tunnels...and the secret energy of the old? Reincarnation and cleansing? Spotlight avoidance? Detection?

@RJ-wx3fh

3 ай бұрын

'Illegally expanding under presently unnocupied building ' seems plausible enough- think of how much time and money it saved in legal processes for permits, planning and costs of professional crews to meet requisite safety measures on site. If theyd gotten away with it, and nobody noticed for a while, that is. Its amusing tbat its underground tunneling, but I'll bet people in london have faced legal action over illegal basement expansions undertaken for the same reasons.

why aren’t you on twitter anymore?

Asking Ari about the tunnels is like asking a fish how to catch fish.

Is that a birdhouse hoodie?

I'm still waiting for the punchline.

Ari was the tool they used to dig, that nose breaks granite.

Shovel + Scrap lumber + Drywall + Extention cord = Rental Income.

what about the mattresses with dark stains and the high chairs?

Ari looks like Hamas and Isreal had a kid

The change and the Mexican jokes should've gotten more laughs😂

Yall look up king richard he been down there on camera

🤘🖖

I just assumed it was just young guys escaping the meetings they were dragged to, a cool little hide away from the boring stuff, that's where my mind went when I saw the news. Some nerd probably got rejected by the cool kids and then betrayed them all

I wonder why things go south for them everywhere across centuries? 🤔

he was born in the tunnel, molded by it

@devstuff2576

3 ай бұрын

😂🤣 you are an idiot lol

still want to know whats up with the tunnels....

To all those saying that traveling through tunnels and sewers is 🐀 like behavior…shame on you.

I think Ari really could have dug deeper on that one.

they do blood rituals down there (not even joking)

epstein had tunnels too

I've been trying to get to the bottom of this tunnel conspiracy, but they keep digging them deeper!

So it wasn't a reenactment of a groundhog seeing it's shadow?

Aris beard just found out hes not a rabbi

@negativeindustrial

3 ай бұрын

He’s not?

So it's a tradition. Like Kabballah: Some of them don't practice it and some of them Jew.

I assumed that was where they hid their Jew Gold.

"coz shit goes south for us often" Hmm why is that Ari...?

Ari has better sets when the jays start hopping off the porch

is that a billabong shirt or jiffy lube

@joey9734

3 ай бұрын

Birdhouse

Had nothing to do with Gaza hostages in tunnels and possibly a video of a horrible situation. Videos of tunnels are super similar, so no one would question the authenticity of a video or question the location. Actors are pretty easy to find in NY and they did have some free time recently

@ovo_faygss1440

3 ай бұрын

What is your moron dumbasss saying?

Lol

Don't the small hats drink the blood of children?

Met nazYe West years ago, and helped him with my Jewish magic. He has a tiny head, physically.

I'm not sure why he's posting these.. they def aren't his best

#1 funniest unfunny man worldwide

There are tunnels 3 stories down in my city 100%.. Ive been in them lol

@RandomBogey

3 ай бұрын

There are tunnels in a lot of towns. Hell, my little old Wild West hometown has tunnels connecting all/a majority of the buildings on Main Street, but the doorways into the tunnel in basements under the businesses, the ones that I’ve been in at least, are bricked up.

We all saw the blood stained mattresses and the baby cribs.

0/

Sickos

Cultural appropriation lol

I dont understand.. people in the us think that israel dug the tunnels in gaza for hamas? The level of ignorance is astounding 😂 (I love ari btw and know its a joke, but i hope he was just adlibing cause i did see another video where they talked about "israeli tunnels")

The Jew has spoken.

Fucking deflector.

Ehh

It had something to do with gay

3 weeks late boomer