Demon Kids of Jewish Masturbation | ARI SHAFFIR: JEW

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Clip from standup comedian Ari Shaffir's new special, JEW! Ari explains his experience with discovering and reading The Zohar, a forbidden text that is the foundation for Kabbalah. Whatever religion you may adhere to, all of them take the same stance when it comes to masturbation-don't do it. And if you do, you better be ready to meet your demon babies.
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Editing - End Screen: John Sheridan

Пікірлер: 106

  • @jameshunt4611
    @jameshunt4611 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favourite comedy bits in a long time

  • @DannySullivanMusic

    @DannySullivanMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    for sure. totally, totally correct dude

  • @manuellujan666
    @manuellujan666 Жыл бұрын

    I'm addicted to Ari lately goddamn he's on fire 🔥

  • @Qrayon

    @Qrayon

    2 ай бұрын

    Hey! Don't take the L-rd's name in vain!

  • @Lau3464l
    @Lau3464l Жыл бұрын

    Kabbalah is bonkers, I’m obsessed with it. My Brazilian bubbe talked about it nonstop

  • @azsk69
    @azsk69 Жыл бұрын

    I've watched your special twice. The first time I've ever watched a stand up back to back. The pussy bucket had me rollin

  • @DannySullivanMusic

    @DannySullivanMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    for real dude. _100%_ correct dude

  • @ETAisNOW
    @ETAisNOW Жыл бұрын

    2 million views in less than a week! Let’s go!

  • @obi-wanshinobi2353
    @obi-wanshinobi2353 Жыл бұрын

    I haven’t been that involved in someone’s special since the first time I watched bill hicks. It was truly spectacular.

  • @BigKarl519
    @BigKarl519 Жыл бұрын

    If I could rate this masterful bit, I'd rate it 1/60th.

  • @David14A

    @David14A

    Ай бұрын

    I see what you did there @BigKarl519 I guess I’ll make it 2/60ths..

  • @DEWAGE83
    @DEWAGE83 Жыл бұрын

    The whole special is so 🔥🔥🔥

  • @DannySullivanMusic

    @DannySullivanMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    spot on. 1000% true!!

  • @Qrayon

    @Qrayon

    2 ай бұрын

    You mean it's not special?

  • @abdullahsaadeh3461
    @abdullahsaadeh3461 Жыл бұрын

    I have to say, it is a very killer special. Loved every minute of it.

  • @katiebanks7460
    @katiebanks7460 Жыл бұрын

    Loved the special

  • @bobscousinbob7702
    @bobscousinbob7702 Жыл бұрын

    King of the Jews with a top three all-time special.

  • @bobscousinbob7702

    @bobscousinbob7702

    Жыл бұрын

    Holy shit! The ad to end the clip was for some Shabbat service. hahahahaha

  • @markussivertsen3983

    @markussivertsen3983

    Жыл бұрын

    He's only jewking bro

  • @afterthought3341

    @afterthought3341

    Жыл бұрын

    What are the better specials ? Delirious or Louis CK ?

  • @markussivertsen3983

    @markussivertsen3983

    Жыл бұрын

    @JoeBidenSniffsHair No he is a comedian and King of the Jews. So he's "Jewking"

  • @markussivertsen3983

    @markussivertsen3983

    Жыл бұрын

    @JoeBidenSniffsHair who they are hating on is not my or your problem. Im not hating so its all good

  • @theprimagen
    @theprimagen Жыл бұрын

    YES! ive been looking for this ever since I heard Joe talk about it like a decade ago... glad you did a bit on it... terrified me from the day I heard it

  • @TroubleKid04
    @TroubleKid04 Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE that Ari Shaffir is goofing on religion in a new way. This is the ONLY religion I've never heard anybody (except Doug Stanhope) goof on, EVER!

  • @honeypotusername

    @honeypotusername

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah you're not allowed to rip on Judaism unless you're Jewish or you just don't care about any kind of mainstream success like Doug.

  • @pareja90210
    @pareja90210 Жыл бұрын

    This joke/passage/bible study was awesome

  • @rabbithowls71
    @rabbithowls71 Жыл бұрын

    Well, “time to make a demon baby” is definitely going into my vernacular from now on.👏🏼👏🏼😆

  • @NamitComedy
    @NamitComedy Жыл бұрын

    God damn! 🤣🤣🤣 the "Miester" really got me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @majorphoto
    @majorphoto Жыл бұрын

    Incredible, Ari. Top of your game, sir.

  • @kathleenp3135
    @kathleenp3135 Жыл бұрын

    Special was 🔥I’m watching it again 😂

  • @AIWFNW
    @AIWFNW Жыл бұрын

    Great bit. Special of the Year

  • @briannanicole5309
    @briannanicole5309 Жыл бұрын

    This was my favorite bit from the new special😂 rip big Nate

  • @evansweeney9574
    @evansweeney9574 Жыл бұрын

    1 of the craziest best specials out right now...

  • @JWnFlorida
    @JWnFlorida Жыл бұрын

    You rock bro!

  • @royster7170
    @royster7170 Жыл бұрын

    This is pure gold!

  • @mokodo_
    @mokodo_ Жыл бұрын

    Uploading the full comedy special, and then cutting it up into different parts and uploading them, is a top jew move Ari. Good job.

  • @marcoswest2797
    @marcoswest2797 Жыл бұрын

    Good one bro 👏

  • @andrestein6022
    @andrestein6022 Жыл бұрын

    This special was so fucking funny

  • @johnviera3884

    @johnviera3884

    Жыл бұрын

    I like Ari and I didn’t laugh too much. I thought he was going to step it up but he’s still the same.

  • @michaelpond813

    @michaelpond813

    Жыл бұрын

    Hes. Great at satire and makes us laugh out ars off.

  • @meatfractals3380
    @meatfractals3380 Жыл бұрын

    May be my favorite comedy special ever... That includes C.K. .....Burr..... This was so so so good.

  • @timmybrowzen
    @timmybrowzen Жыл бұрын

    This hour rips hard🔯🕎

  • @matthewelliottheinen
    @matthewelliottheinen Жыл бұрын

    The story I heard was spilled seed would create spirit kids but dang I never read that.

  • @_jok_3r
    @_jok_3r Жыл бұрын

    This is gold LOL

  • @cleatusvandamme716
    @cleatusvandamme716 Жыл бұрын

    "I WANTED TO LIVE DADDY!! WE ALL WANTED TO LIVE DADDY!!!" lmao

  • @inquisitiveyes
    @inquisitiveyes Жыл бұрын

    I couldn’t laugh any harder 🤣

  • @DannySullivanMusic

    @DannySullivanMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    indeed. 100% correct man

  • @treyhudson73
    @treyhudson73 Жыл бұрын

    Man, I don't even know you but I am proud to have watched this develop over the past ten years. mozlecheerslaintetov

  • @novalongclaw5215
    @novalongclaw5215 Жыл бұрын

    Top 5 I've ever seen.

  • @AwkwardLoser
    @AwkwardLoser Жыл бұрын

    Kanye’s favorite StandUp Special oddly enough only Kyrie’s 3rd

  • @tiscitatascit
    @tiscitatascit Жыл бұрын

    Look how long I made your arm. Lol.

  • @kyddmachiavelli6229
    @kyddmachiavelli6229 Жыл бұрын

    Kids kids kids kids 😂😂😂😂

  • @swally122
    @swally122 Жыл бұрын

    I left for Ecuador the day after the Jew release. After I arrived in the middle of the Amazon a NY Orthodox Jew shows up at the lodge. I figured he was tracing Ari's travel comedy footsteps. But he had no idea who Ari was or what is funny about the Jewish religion. So the convo went downhill from there.

  • @starfishprime2864
    @starfishprime2864 Жыл бұрын

    What the gestation period of these demon pregnancies?

  • @jamesmcclaren9759

    @jamesmcclaren9759

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s supernatural so not long at all. I imagine its something like when you pour water on a mogwai. Also who’s to say the demon ladies, if they’re tasked and assigned to individuals, has only one egg to fertilize at a time? Could have many on standby… who knows 👀

  • @willywonka47
    @willywonka47 Жыл бұрын

    This is almost as good as gringo papi

  • @TheRagnarokExperiencePodcast
    @TheRagnarokExperiencePodcast Жыл бұрын

    Just found this channel and this guy deserves some movies.

  • @ronaldokhardewsaw
    @ronaldokhardewsaw Жыл бұрын

    This is a south park episode.. It screams "Randy" storyline

  • @jamesmcclaren9759
    @jamesmcclaren9759 Жыл бұрын

    I think he’s talking about a category of succubus…

  • @JennySimon206

    @JennySimon206

    Ай бұрын

    Lilith

  • @leorubio5653
    @leorubio5653 Жыл бұрын

    They Blocked it.?.?

  • @randallbenjamin8556
    @randallbenjamin8556 Жыл бұрын

    So we’re going to ignore the fact that this sounds….n.m..yup funny asf

  • @summerbaby21
    @summerbaby21 Жыл бұрын

    Not a mistake this clip is 636 🤔

  • @michaellacy1916
    @michaellacy1916 Жыл бұрын

    "Jill off" the lady version of Jack off? Noice!

  • @doyouthinkitsdead
    @doyouthinkitsdead Жыл бұрын

    🆒

  • @infin8vibrations
    @infin8vibrations Жыл бұрын

    Are all you guys giving love to Ari now the same ones that gave him grief over pissing in a bottle in a hallway?

  • @paulblann
    @paulblann Жыл бұрын

    Ari, you’re aging like a good bourbon. Good on ya fella.

  • @Cashalfstory
    @Cashalfstory Жыл бұрын

    Not funny because ... What if it's true? There's enough opposition to verify it might be. So that would be the most unfunny thing ever. I am scared watching it just for the 50 percent fact the Zohar is real

  • @calmdown.8213
    @calmdown.8213 Жыл бұрын

    LOL scary

  • @yehudamakarov
    @yehudamakarov Жыл бұрын

    Hang on I don’t think the babies are evil they’re just trying to get fixed up

  • @MrBevoRules
    @MrBevoRules Жыл бұрын

    The demon lady part was kinda hot. Just need to forget the rest of it.

  • @TheCarelessAquarius
    @TheCarelessAquarius Жыл бұрын

    What is this Jew word he keeps talking about? Never heard of it.

  • @leepeers616
    @leepeers6167 ай бұрын

    I thought the jewish had no heaven, they are suppose to return to god and become whole no?

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 Жыл бұрын

    Aris physical humor just cured my anti semitism and im only joking if you want me to be

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 Жыл бұрын

    seems legit

  • @joshflaker2756
    @joshflaker2756 Жыл бұрын

    This is some real shit.. this is the first time iv heard of this but 10 years ago I took 30g of mushrooms and a demon baby appeared in the middle of my vision then turned into a wall of deformed people all stuck together groaning in pain… it was the worst trip and still haunts me but now I know

  • @slickbelge

    @slickbelge

    Жыл бұрын

    yup. gotta stop tugging off bro 😂

  • @darkhorse29-yx8qh
    @darkhorse29-yx8qhАй бұрын

    Apologize for killing Jesus!

  • @dflowers6771
    @dflowers6771 Жыл бұрын

    wait, Ari is jewish?

  • @joecobb7153

    @joecobb7153

    Жыл бұрын

    You don't know much about Jews do ya

  • @Slowmotion650

    @Slowmotion650

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joecobb7153 He's too busy playing minecraft and making demon babies

  • @joecobb7153

    @joecobb7153

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Slowmotion650 we've all been their

  • @dragosristici
    @dragosristici Жыл бұрын

    Let's get it to 666 likes, guys!

  • @MyKeDP
    @MyKeDP Жыл бұрын

    911th like

  • @pattty847
    @pattty847 Жыл бұрын

    Coincidence a stand up can be this good coming from a Jew?

  • @4trahasis
    @4trahasis Жыл бұрын

    Some say Jews have no place in this world. But I tell you, comedians like these do.

  • @thenoticer9054
    @thenoticer9054 Жыл бұрын

    Kanye was right about "them"

  • @slickbelge

    @slickbelge

    Жыл бұрын

    how original 🙄

  • @Jmeez69

    @Jmeez69

    Жыл бұрын

    Kanye is a dumb moulinyan lol

  • @ernestrivers3736
    @ernestrivers3736 Жыл бұрын

    This wasnt very funny..

  • @amiller6545
    @amiller65454 ай бұрын

    I'm fairly open-minded and thick-skinned, however-Shaffir is not a good man. This is uncool stuff.

  • @skepticaldopefeind5464
    @skepticaldopefeind5464 Жыл бұрын

    i guess in the after life men can have babies, so the whole gender arguement starts to fall apart when you die, meet your kids even though there wasn’t an egg for the sperm to fuse with….

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