I died at "I'll tell YOU when it's stuffed enough!" 🤣😂🤣

And this is how “This is Not Happening” was born. Such a great story.

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

2 жыл бұрын

The BEST!!!

@dcool2u2

2 жыл бұрын

I think I've watched them all! Favorite is Mark Normand's getting chased by crazy guy for breaking his mirror story 🤣

@rickeykoga2312

2 жыл бұрын

Then Ari talked about Kobe, dosed Bert w molly, and lost everything. His only fans are also Brian Redban fans, dozens of them.

@stewpidasso3910

Жыл бұрын

@@rickeykoga2312 his knew set was really good

@P3GProductions

Жыл бұрын

@@rickeykoga2312 This aged poorly.

"But he'll get his" was just tossed in there and that was perfectly hilarious

the best part of Ari's set is people laughing at how funny Bobby Lee is

@Crackhouts

2 жыл бұрын

Ari is the worst.

@kirkkurk3162

2 жыл бұрын

He loe🔑 loox like Brian warner " marilyn manson " ?

@Funnybut-true

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, has he no stories of his own

@kirkkurk3162

2 жыл бұрын

Mabey hes embarrassed. Everyone has a story but yeah Bobby is the better comedian and mabey because the experiences throughout life. I was close.to.someone I think to this day that I think is funnier than me but I still got my stories. Fame , jealousy ect will change the spin or perspective foshow

@mandyrarsh7568

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crackhouts Thats why you watch his stuff? Just to get the right amount of hate to make it thru the day? Smart

This has got to be one of the best stories I've heard in my life, I revisit it every few years and cry laughing each time ❤

Isn't Bobby Steebee Weebee's older brother? ✂️

@frankbrown171

2 жыл бұрын

✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

@JorgesHomestead

2 жыл бұрын

✂️✂️✂️✂️

@vitor3000

2 жыл бұрын

Steve is the funnier oil brother

@TheThriftShopSampler

2 жыл бұрын

Steebee is the brother that brings honor to the Lee family name.

@wallacecarolina8231

2 жыл бұрын

✂️ Metimbers

Bobby Lee and I were in the same improv class in San Diego together. He is absolutely hilarious. So deserves the fame.

@hi86065

2 жыл бұрын

We all know he is funny 😂😂

@christopherangeli1141

Жыл бұрын

I don't see it, but he's successful. He doesn't seem even remotely amusing to me... But whatever.

@jpm1544

Жыл бұрын

@@christopherangeli1141 what the fri*k?

@embarrased.4633

Жыл бұрын

@@christopherangeli1141 then you have no sense of humor lol

@christopherangeli1141

Жыл бұрын

@@embarrased.4633 Oh, I know my way around a joke sir.

This story will never get old. I've heard it so many times and I always laugh!

“master becomes the student” -Ari hell yea dude

Im a simple man. I see Bobby Lee I click.

almost felt bad for bobby, then I remember that it all started cuz he pissed on the guy's car twice cuz the man didn't want a gay hug

@swisscheeseplease97

2 жыл бұрын

It’s just fun pissing games. No need to take it so seriously

@P3GProductions

Жыл бұрын

At least piss is sterile

@Pellemain

Жыл бұрын

@@P3GProductions No it's not motherfucker, are you 5? xD

"Isn't that enough?" "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN ITS STUFFED UP ENOUGH!!!!" 🤣😆

I fuckin choked so hard when he said.. "a mask of dump." 🤣

I love this story it always has me rolling on the floor don't drive and listen to this story

"AS A JEW, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HE'LL GET HIS..." HAHAHAHHA

@notagiantseaslug5523

4 күн бұрын

Yeah, it’s even funnier in 2024😅

Almost died laughing 😅😭🤣 thank you for the boost 🤙🔥🌿

Bobby lee stories are always the best stories. PURE GOLD!!!

@FloChee

Жыл бұрын

Pure Gold?

Oh shit, good on u Ari for giving Steve's brother some spotlight. Payin it forward

Steve’s brother is so crazy.

Ari you are a marketing genius! I see what your doing here haha

The fact Ari or Bobby are still friends with anyone is just......

@jrey6186

8 ай бұрын

Who could be friends with a scumbag who CHEERED Kobe/kid's death?

Bobby said it was $200 he paid the homeless guy on Bad Friends yesterday.

@joegatton6717

2 жыл бұрын

That’s crazy

@nightgoggles9931

2 жыл бұрын

To clean the car? No, it was $50 to Khalylas friend which she also confirmed

@Red.Dots.

2 жыл бұрын

@@nightgoggles9931 different story

I have never laughed more and harder in my entire life🤣🤣🤣 it woke my girlfriend up

@joshuamartinez6105

Жыл бұрын

Before you woke up to an empty bed lol

Bobby is confirmed 37% gay

@Naltddesha

2 жыл бұрын

Correct

@outbackoverland

2 жыл бұрын

47%

@SquillyWonka

2 жыл бұрын

@@outbackoverland gotdamn 47

OMG f***ING hilarious 😂😂😂

Thanks! You are great!

This is one of my favorite stories ever.

Ari is definitely the craziest of all the crew haha 💯

Omfg!! I'm dying!!

I love comedians.

It was a sh💩t load 😭😂 Ari has that word economy this dicchead travels and integrates the best phrases!

Absolutely hilarious

Thank you for loading this story to KZread It’s lived rent free in my head for years and could never find it haha

And theres one friend in the Comedy Store parking lot, just.swinging a kettle bell before his set screaming "Yes!"...that friend is Steven Brody Stevens and he is a god amongst men.

@brianhourihan5613

2 жыл бұрын

818 TID

@kr3w4ever

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianhourihan5613 brilliant

@publius9350

Жыл бұрын

Rest in feces.

This story makes me feel better about giving hugs to anyone who wants one

Ari is that friend...

When he said ‘we all do drugs back there’, I thought he next said ‘we all BARF back there’ 😂

Omg that bobby is perfect

This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on KZread

14:15 the poopoo platter lol

That's exactly how I picture Bobby's reaction at the end

Ari is actually goated

That was hysterical

ive watched this a cool 13 times it get better everytime

Ari's stories are always so distinct and vivid... lol fuck

I’m laughing so hard

Great shit story!!! Loved it!

Tesla car handles looking good today

As a Jew, it was beholden of Ari to inform Bobby that you must ALWAYS follow through on a threat!

This is the craziest SHIT I ever heard!!! XD XD XD Bravooo! :D

I can't believe this doesn't have millions of views. It is better than any "This isn't happening" story.

How much shit was it... A shit load lol

4:12 made me laugh so fucking hard

This fucking story is amazing ari

This is still his best bit

Men, they'll beat the shit outta you and still be like, "We're great friends". Ari has beat up Bobby Lee numerous times and they still hang out😂

@hockeyguy2005

2 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest that's the only person that Ari is going to be able to beat up so he does it to make himself feel like the least beta male on planet Earth.

@kirkkurk3162

2 жыл бұрын

Yep if u dont fight a few times growing up u just haven't bonded enough with your brothers in arms

Bobby can't tell a story without adding BS or omitting key points. This version makes perfect sense. Even if some parts are not real it feels real.

like half an apple is the line that truly fucked me up

ari come to maine damn it

Bobby Lee is amazing!!!

The story of when ari beat up bobby was funny af 🤣

@publius9350

Жыл бұрын

Lulz. Natasha was Ari's property. Sad to see him lose his property - antisemitism everywhere.

Had me at Bobby Lee sh*t car, haven't even listened to it yet.

best fucking story ever

havent even watched yet but this vid is gonna pop

Good Stuff.

"Huh, huh, huh...yeah" and now you know how Colson wound up planning Watergate.

Half and apple.........ahahahahha

Shit on hands level is a good analogy for how your day/life is going. I mean, you may not feel “happy” but no shit on hands has to be a good start.

Ari the Great and Bobo my captain.

4:49 Right after the "as a Jew" part, he dropped THIS bomb. Lololz

My friend who likes to do that is called Olly 😂

💜

Totally understand why ari Shaffir shit on Bobby lees car now 😂

"This is so rapey." from the guy that drugged Bert Kreischer.

@davidmackie5850

2 жыл бұрын

He didnt rape him though.

@swissbreeze

2 жыл бұрын

Bert is nearly 300lbs. he was gonna be fine unless he was given fentanyl you goof

@Bartgoeschurch

2 жыл бұрын

#BertBrigade ctho tho #facts He didn’t

@Bartgoeschurch

2 жыл бұрын

You can’t drug a machine

@doctordreyer

2 жыл бұрын

Bert is a racist alcoholic.

That so raven

Bobby is so lucky to have such a popular brother

THIS WAS STUPID, IMMATURE, DISGUSTING AND FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

It's fun to hear the other side of the story

@geraldpulido5540

2 жыл бұрын

Has bobby told his side before?

...and Bobby said Mad TV didn’t pay well 😆

@Blaurot

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure bobby knows better how much he gets paid. Wjy would you be so stupid to believe someone else on someone elses salary, especially when Ari says "5-10k a week" he def has no idea

@skontheroad

Жыл бұрын

@@Blaurot Which is basically the definition of how questionable information on the internet spread. Until blue checkmarks started popping up. Which is now the verification that Actually, YES! It is OK to be that dumb and believe the stupidity that morons write online about people they don't even know!

@Blaurot

Жыл бұрын

@@skontheroad who was talking about twitter

@skontheroad

Жыл бұрын

@@Blaurot Not me....

"That's not a cool moment." It is for the bystanders that are people watching. 👀 🍿

Hear me out.. Cameo, but it's just Ari roasting people when they die.

@publius9350

Жыл бұрын

RIP Bobby Lee

peeing on a car is one thing. but shitting. if someone i knew did that to me. that guy would be in the hospital.

Rick glassman is a hack!! Jk love the rickster

4:10 that aged pretty well.

At the same time I wish I had friends like this, I'm glad I don't

Bobby needs to post a reaction video to this joke if he hasn't already.

I NEVER FELT BAD FOR SOMEONE THATS RICH BUT I FEEL BAD FOR BOBBY LOL POOR GUY LMFAO😂🤣😭

Uh ohhh hotdog I'd love to meet bobby

Swear I can still smell it and I wasn’t there!!!! Eeeew

Let me save you some time 1 pee pee , poo poo joke Told like how ol people screw

Does thos somehow play into ari beating up bobby?

Bobby said he paid the guy 200 bucks.

Missed a step because he's not a parent which is baby shit on your hands that's the best case scenario outside of no shit

Fuckn laughs

I thought my younger brother was the only one who did the shit under the door handle trick that was his m.o. fuckin hilarious as long as you aren't on the receiving end......it's even better if they think it's Nutella and sniff it

@jackkraken3888

8 ай бұрын

Bro Nutella's expensive shits free!

Didn't get beast yet, was getting stuff together to bring down

Natasha

Good to see Steebees brother getting some time on stage. Even if it's someone else's story.

This was so wildly funny. I'm dead.

Ari and Bobby really good friends thats funny....Didn't Ari beat the shit out of Bobby not once but twice seems Luke they didn't even talk to each other like over 10 years.