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@susannaholbert4227

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central Stand-Up FUCK YOU COMEDY CENTRAL.

@hitsnchicks8777

4 жыл бұрын

Not sure if you know this Comedy Central but your supporting a dude who drugs people's drinks....ari is a sick fuck.

@christianramey1304

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central and Joe about to drop his ass after this Kobe situation

@markphillips4682

4 жыл бұрын

@@christianramey1304 I hope the hell that you are right. This guy is a real piece of shit.

@michaelpuckett9602

4 жыл бұрын

The Drugging makes him more of a piece of shit than the Kobe situation. Kobe fans became a straight up cult after he died, Ari deserves shit for not standing behind what he said, not for what he said.

Why is Ari dressed like Billy Donka from the Fentanyl Factory

@lipidlasagna

5 жыл бұрын

I think this is the best comment here

@patchworkundead4787

4 жыл бұрын

Quick somebody give the man a top hat!

@JimRFF

4 жыл бұрын

2 years after it was typed, this comment made me nearly cry with laughter

@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm

4 жыл бұрын

Jimbo Slice Lolol same!😂

@maxwellindia9887

4 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT IM DEAD

Ari: Give it up for Ari Shaffir! Ari: *leaves the room and walks back in*

@EbolaSquirrel

4 жыл бұрын

Donavan Hinson literally exactly what I was thinking haha

@VoxMonstra

3 жыл бұрын

Ari: uses a different voice

@rocknrollson9440

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve always loved that

@gioshomevideosandsuch7188

4 ай бұрын

​@@rocknrollson9440😊😊😊😂😂

I bet that security footage is amazing.

@TruthWiz

6 жыл бұрын

Ha! Now I want to see it.

@EikottXD

4 жыл бұрын

It has to be epic

@ninalove3044

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo ryt?! I didnt even think of that lol

@christianandrade1655

2 жыл бұрын

If there is any one who has access to footage of this some how some way leave a link or something

@walkerwhalen4861

Жыл бұрын

@@ninalove3044 Hi gbggbfgbg mom On No gbmfbggb egg nine n FG fm

smokin weed and eatin weed is two very different highs.. lmfao!!

@EzekiesAcheron

5 жыл бұрын

I've been told smoking it it goes straight up, but slowly, whereas edibles hit you ALL AT ONCE

@MattZelda

5 жыл бұрын

Totally true. Smoking causes me to have hella anxiety but eating it mellows me out.

@sambromley7394

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on your tolerance. For me at least edibles are an identical high as smoking it just has that hour delay

@lightasafeather9750

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Graham one you can function the other you want to call an wambulance

@davidlowe272

4 жыл бұрын

I've been smoking for nearly 30 years. I've never had an edible. It's about time I baked me a cake.

Everyone has to call him Johnny Appleweed from now on

@whitest__dad

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@johnnylaw26

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@alexkennedy9963

3 жыл бұрын

YES

*I was hearing "breast strip" for the longest time. I was like how..-*

@cooldude11ization

5 жыл бұрын

I heard bread strip. The best baked goods ever.

@ATLien_007

5 жыл бұрын

I concur I heard it too

@forgetmiiknot

5 жыл бұрын

I mean weed chicken fingers would be bomb

@jadec2162

5 жыл бұрын

me too

@slipperyavocado9457

5 жыл бұрын

wait it's not?? what is he saying

What the hell is Ari wearing? He looks like he's going to Prom in 1973.

@XThexXTank

6 жыл бұрын

Andrea Gonzalez the warden!

@RidingJapan

5 жыл бұрын

Batman's joker? just missing makeup and hair

@globalklaus

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know about the suit. But I can tell you what he's wearing underneath it. Marijuana breast strips.

@humblemestizo5442

5 жыл бұрын

Lookin like fuckin willy Wonka from the original movie

@SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar

5 жыл бұрын

He's wearing his pimp suit, duh.

"what you're looking for is no longer here" 😂😂😂

Ari's stories remind me of the kid in school who'd tried to convince you summer camp was a blast

@bloodlust9203

7 жыл бұрын

I can see Ari appreciating this

@missoula2213

7 жыл бұрын

Did Nazi that coming.

@JDMJACOB1

6 жыл бұрын

summer camps are awesome

@malcolmsaxton2028

6 жыл бұрын

Eric Wilsey I'm stealing that just letting you know

@howey935

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Lehrer hahaha that comment actually made me laugh out loud and spurt coffee everywhere.

he's like a tooth fairy for stoners

@nyx8086

5 жыл бұрын

Tony Tejada lol

@chrislucero2077

5 жыл бұрын

Or the Easter bunny😂

@prolapsdrektem9264

4 жыл бұрын

The boof fairy

@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm

4 жыл бұрын

Kurrupted Gaming Lol yes

@cluttter482

4 жыл бұрын

He dresses like one too

Who came here after watching Joe Rogan's podcast about Ari spiking Bert's drink with molly?

@georgeldecebalus3504

4 жыл бұрын

=)) he's a moron

@dantodd3737

4 жыл бұрын

✋

@jacobmortimore

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgeldecebalus3504 i fucking love ari, at least he's interesting.

@SimplePleasuresMTB

4 жыл бұрын

Word👍🏻

@xawesome1992x

4 жыл бұрын

Ari is a piece of shit for that. it's really crossing a line, and the way he reacts to bert being upset about it is so scummy. The dude doesn't give any fucks about other people or having respect.

The ending was everything that went through my mind and I respect him for acknowledging that

Ari should do all of these! I find it odd that his stories are so much funnier than any of the other guests he has in his show. I could sit and watch this guy all day and laugh my ass off

is it just me or does ari look like a children's summer camp instructor

@wronggg

7 жыл бұрын

Like the one whose mugshot ends up on the front page of the newspaper, then yeah.

@miserableoutcast

6 жыл бұрын

He looks like the camp instructor who would probably smoke some weed with you,but also the one that might tie you to your bed and put you out in the woods while you're sleeping.

@sdry

6 жыл бұрын

yeah except they were funnier.

@grbgeslnger24

5 жыл бұрын

Alright guys, gather round. We're gonna collect these mushrooms.

Minneapolis State Trooper.... Ahh, the great state of *_Minneapolis_*

@thinblacknoodles

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@forestfire2670

4 жыл бұрын

Minneapolis and the surrounding area is basically all there is to minnesota anyways lol

@333rdAlchemist

4 жыл бұрын

Forest Fire nope

@forestfire2670

4 жыл бұрын

@@333rdAlchemist yeah

@rebeljones8023

4 жыл бұрын

@@forestfire2670 nope

Tom Green is the best and his Ari Shaffir character is definitely my favourite.

@ronaldjones9917

4 жыл бұрын

Funny observation,sharp wit

I never realized how true it was about the baggies when he started on the ziplocks that are only for drugs, legit made me think about what else I’ve seen in them to no avail.

@tylerjmast

3 жыл бұрын

Spare buttons for shirts.

@flavourruling2162

Жыл бұрын

Spare parts for ikea, computer parts, precision machine screws

That's the best punchline of all of these I've watched so far.

Johnny Appleweed!!

@kennethmartin8715

7 жыл бұрын

spreading the weed wherever he goes....!!!

@shadowwatcher3957

7 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@Pvaultingfenderbass

5 жыл бұрын

I loved the audience’s reaction to that pun 😂😂😂

@JFKHaircut

3 жыл бұрын

huh?

we need more ari stories because I've watched them all.

This man is an absolute genius. This is probably the best level of advertisement to get people to buy tickets to your shows. Absolute genius.

Even though it is frowned upon and discouraged, I still to this day deliver my male fertility samples to the lab using those tiny ziploc bags.

@flavourruling2162

Жыл бұрын

Ooo gotta be careful with that stuff, it can be real potent

2:25 i make and sell jewellery and other small crafty shit online sometimes for extra cash and literally ANYONE who sees the lil plastic bags at my place asks me what dugs i sell with em

Swear to god i had a dream you came back today Ari.. goddamn this deja vu is crazy sir!!! And welcome back to the grid ✌️😊

@lordinfamous7633

7 жыл бұрын

LetsBeClear lies

@markkilian1859

7 жыл бұрын

LetsBeClear he said he was back a couple days ago on FB

I used to work at the MOA and I honestly think they look for the most aggressive applicants when they hire. I was there for 9 months and not once did I have a positive experience with a single one of them.

Too funny! This series in phenomenal. Thanks Ari!

He's always sitting in hats.

@onesandzeroes7390

7 жыл бұрын

Rick Sanchez lemme just *smash* that like button boiii

@djroddking

7 жыл бұрын

wabalabadubdub

@clevernamehere

4 жыл бұрын

I hate that I don't get this 🤔

" There's no cheating in drug ball" Tom Hanks was in A League of His Own

I feel him on the baggie/ziplock part

that opening sequence just had me nearly fall out of my chair. lol

Gd I Venmo Ari one time for one special, now my whole fing feeds Ari....I love it 😂

Ari's on another level idk if I'm jus high or if this is the funniest shit I ever seen!!!!

Introducing himself like that! LOL!

Last line well said man much respect

Awesome way to end this piece by the way. Keep it 💯

Lol "I was high for 27 hours.." Yeah, I've been high for 5 years, your move..

@SNNetwork

7 жыл бұрын

ChronicCuber DUH IVE BEEN HIGH MORE LONGER AND BETTER

@kkonkkool5941

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't even get u high anymore at that point

@stephenr80

5 жыл бұрын

Regretfully I was high for more than 16 hours on a too high dose of lsd, nightmare.

@papi-sauce

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a crack baby born high and die high

@richeyrich2203

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephenr80 nightmare, or just a difficult to receive lesson?

You know this guy would be the worst roomate ever. Dishes in the sink, hairs in the bathroom, and dirty drawers on the floor.

what a great story... keep up the good work

One of the better intros on this series, the series is so good.

I have a lot of those baggies for Jewelery, Gemstones, gold nuggets, small screws... lots of non drug uses. On a different note, my quarantine Weed is growing nicely.

Ya Edmonton!! 🇨🇦👍

@jesusfreak1700

5 жыл бұрын

small hulk Edmonton for life!

There was an old cowboy movie when the guy came out of the opium tent shootin at the moon feeling great...

Love this guy, cant wait for him to come back.

Ari's passion in life is feeding people drugs :D

He introduced himself XD

That finale was amazing. Hats off

You killed it on this one Ari!

more ari stand up

When you realise that it really was acid XD

Ari is the best😂 love this!!!

Haha that's brilliant... Love this series

This guy just pulled a Michael Richards. 😂 Now he might steal Jamie’s position in The Joe Rogan podcast after he rufees his drink.

@Pulpgimp

4 жыл бұрын

But Michael Richards went away and never came back. Ari is still selling out shows. I saw him last weekend. He came out to Kobe chants lol

Ari throwing his career away, -"KOBE!"

@elonquemattheson6151

4 жыл бұрын

He did nothing wrong. Making a joke about a dead guy doesn't make his stuff automatically not funny.

@JessMan508

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think he lost any fans, he's been calling kobe a rapi5t for years now.

@ivancastaneda820

4 жыл бұрын

@@elonquemattheson6151 What part of what he said was funny?

I hope he is still having these hunts I must follow him

the end was the best part lol. I didn't expect that haha

Man, Ari is such an amazing stand up comedian and storyteller.

This guy should do more standup about doing​ drugs. He's just too versatile. Didn't think anyone could be too versatile. Discussing such a wide variety of topics.

@PhotoJeticPoet

5 жыл бұрын

Wtf

Best into so far lmao funny af 😂😂😂😂😂

so damn funny!! He is one of the best story tellers ever!!

love it lol.. feel bad for those who can't live like Californians do.. I'm smoking now as im watching this. I gotta get these strips he speaks of..

@ovtropic1521

5 жыл бұрын

La vaca loca

@shmokeyrl3195

5 жыл бұрын

wild thornberry lol

@seth4211

4 жыл бұрын

Danielle Thornberry all the liberals homeless and that damn expensive cost of living I’m good till it’s legal where I’m livin

@justdrop

4 жыл бұрын

@@seth4211 When you don't know what you're talking about, it's best to remain silent.

@cholosd619

4 жыл бұрын

Did you find them ?

He looks like Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Avenatti had a head on collision and he popped out.

One of the better ending statements rather than "and that's the story"

Can’t help but laugh every time he introduces himself. Probably cause I’m high watching it 😂

What an awesome set-- Twitter drug scavenger hunts should always be a thing

I thought he was saying "bread sticks" at first. Like, "wow, they put drugs in everything!"

@eriktruchinskas3747

4 жыл бұрын

You can totally find marijuana bread sticks. There are chefs you can hire who will make you a full dinner of weed infused foods

@dokushinkachan2530

4 жыл бұрын

Im stoned and that was very funny

Fuck yeah with the run the jewels theme music! An intersection of my favorites!!!!!

Shoutout to Ari, wherever you are

Ari's a great story teller he's so funny

Ari's happiest Monet in life: when he introduces himself.

I love it when the hosts introduce themselves it makes me so happy :)

That's sounds like the greatest gift ever!

Have you ever seen ufc on weed???!?!?

@Leosalejandro

7 жыл бұрын

Rmantvg "Blue team go, blue team go" "Killer, kill" "And some Funyuns, yeahhhh"

@AJ-das

6 жыл бұрын

"Doctor said I need a backiotamy"

@scottbrown6505

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.. it's very intense and will change your life.

@GOREilla.

5 жыл бұрын

It's great

@missundies

4 жыл бұрын

@@scottbrown6505 lol.

i miss Ari, hope to hear from him soon on his podcast

@meatfractals3380

7 жыл бұрын

WhopChop exactly.. I've checked my feed several times over the past two days... fingers crossed.. I'm sure he'll go on Rogan's podcast which will be great too..

@TheHyde8875

6 жыл бұрын

I'm forcing myself to watch this to see the appeal is. I don't see it...

Best opening scene so far lok

Facts on the ending.

Who else's thought he was saying "THC breast strips"?

@dokushinkachan2530

4 жыл бұрын

Dead lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪

@alexbickers

3 жыл бұрын

Just imagining a chick-fil-a strip

I would've sworn he was saying "breast chips", at first.

That last sentence 💯

California 3 years ago: woop! Legal weed! Canada: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys are so cute...

Is he still off the grid? or was this actually on TV recently?

Whats up with these 52 second intro video lol

Last line plus Johnny Apple Weed -best

Ari I just love you so much

I took an edible and threw up 12 times

@drakeweddner

4 жыл бұрын

Was it made by some random guy or was it regulated

@jaystein1405

4 жыл бұрын

Those were mushrooms

@johnnylaw26

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it was 11 times stop lying

@molassio1989

3 жыл бұрын

I ate an edible and was fine, UNTIL my friend who also took one was throwing up and his heaving sounds made me throw up

Imagine Patrice O'neal doing one of these?

@stonytony5465

7 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'neal was so fuckin funny. He never got the recognition he really deserved.

@jacelikescats

3 жыл бұрын

It would be the best. No cap

Man I love Ari😂😂😂

Ari introducing himself is so trippy

@taylorgoetz7604

3 жыл бұрын

is this.... is this a blessing?

I miss Ari

@Hi5ghosted

7 жыл бұрын

hes back now

@ravioli123456

7 жыл бұрын

Stephanie R WHAAAAT no way! omg hope to hear em on his podcast

@Hi5ghosted

7 жыл бұрын

Carlos R. Martin Toledo he was on Berts Instagram

@hi_tech_reptiles

7 жыл бұрын

Stephanie R yaaaay

@iamthenatehawk1537

7 жыл бұрын

he runs shroomfest and that happens soon, he had to come back for it

Those packets are also used by jewelers for stones and metal and gold leafs and dust etc.

@angeladoolan8063

5 жыл бұрын

Check out the brain on Brad. You're so fuckin' right, but Ari wouldn't know about that shit.

@zachwalker1731

5 жыл бұрын

@@angeladoolan8063 nahaha stfu

The intro was a lot but I really like this . And I want them to do more !

Staying entertained during the 2020 quarantine

i like how ari explains joe is his buddy, as if anyone in the world would know him for any other reason.

@PP-ky2ji

5 жыл бұрын

Check out his comedy skits he had a movie on Netflix's too

@youvebeengot1079

5 жыл бұрын

We're not all Rogan fanboys like you , plenty of us knew about him before Joe gave him a spotlight on his show

is it in Burt's shot?

That was great!!!! Best one I've seen of Ari so far! 😍

The world is not ready for the return of Ari!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit that intro was brutal

R I P ari.. :) I knew it

The trooper really did live up to his name! What a super trooper!

2:33 needed the clip of Joey Diaz yelling SCIENCEEEE edited in