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@catalinamyrrhpaw

4 жыл бұрын

The real question is did you still get the 3 sisters

@areeweblind

4 жыл бұрын

Whats is your dosing people with Molly policy? Okay? Not Okay?

@aaronpop0083

4 жыл бұрын

Yes they did.

@privateuser701

2 жыл бұрын

@@catalinamyrrhpaw oo

@MartinsBrew

Жыл бұрын

Why do you think Trevor Noah is even funny? Real question...

That means the Nigerian guy was the ONLY one who actually got to Texas lmao

@E2O10

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Was waiting for him to do something with that part of the story. Sadly he didnt

@subscribetopersonaboveme7372

5 жыл бұрын

BOOM MUDA FuckA

@jimgritty7064

5 жыл бұрын

He got a ride and a show. Good for him, well played.

@gurusmurf5921

5 жыл бұрын

Stutters stayed on the bus too

@fullysuited

5 жыл бұрын

I read thus before I saw the end. Spoiler alert!

"After you ride Greyhound, you realize dying?...not that bad!" That is 138% fact.

@briansmith4110

7 жыл бұрын

So fucking true man.

@Drunkyboi

7 жыл бұрын

you think thats bad? try LA metro Blue line at 2 am

@rodericksmith859

7 жыл бұрын

LMFAO so fuckin true

@nospam3327

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, every Greyhound ride I have had to take I immediately regretted. The bus station in Buffalo, at least in the 90s, was like a demilitarized zone. But my "favorite" story is once I in college had to take a Greyhound from Kansas to Ohio. Living Nightmare. Then about halfway through, a fairly attractive young woman sat next to me. I thought, "Oh maybe this won't be so bad." Then she proceeded to get in verbal arguments with every single other person on the bus. So then, of course, they started to threaten me--guilt by association, I guess. Despite any protests I made, by the time we arrived in Indianapolis, I was going to have to fight an entire busload of people. She told them all her father was an official and when we got to Indy we were all in trouble. So when we get there, she runs past everyone and gets off first, charges out the door and leaps into the arms of a transit official. But, evidently, that guy had never seen her before in his entire life, because he didn't listen to anything she said. Anyway, after she got off the bus and then everyone calmed down, I think I might have even slept some that last 3-4 hours to C-bus.

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@Drunkyboi I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

"Tweety bird tattoos" was the most southern thing ever

@puprilla

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yes it is hahaha i know that and im from the north

@ban1me540

4 жыл бұрын

Used to live in Georgia, saw Tweety Bird tattoos, car seat and steering wheel covers, pajama pants, everything. southerners love Tweety

@moon8rager212

4 жыл бұрын

Or 90s

@portlandgoose4727

3 жыл бұрын

You ever been to the Six Flags amusement park in Vallejo, CA?

@Ann71987

3 жыл бұрын

Or play boo bunnys

As someone who twice a year (if not more) makes a 20 hour Greyhound bus ride from Texas to SC I believe his story completely. No exaggeration here.

@firna877

9 жыл бұрын

TheWell FedBeggar im so sorry

@elizabethbennet4791

7 жыл бұрын

really? haha ive been from minneapolis to new york and down to carbondale from chicago then up to new york through west virginia and pennsylvania, and never had a problem. I think it's all so fascinating, the american back country is fascinating.

@oliviagoeldner531

6 жыл бұрын

TheWell FedBeggar i

@christianterrill3503

5 жыл бұрын

omg hey there I once did a Seattle to new York city to Bangor bus ride. Wanted to die by the time I got to Bangor, never again

@PapaFeef

5 жыл бұрын

YGarrigan Saddler p

I work security at a bus station, this guy is not even on the tip of the iceberg.

@MCwelfare

8 жыл бұрын

+No Thank you I would love to hear your stories

@nothankyou4886

8 жыл бұрын

MCwelfare Had a man get off a bus, no money, smelled like shit, and asked me for 5 dollars, I figured hey why not see if he buys some wine with it, give it to him and he walks past the liqueur store and towards teh strip....A week later same guy comes back to the bus station, pulls up in a limo and gives me 500 bucks. turns out the guy was great a black jack...Unfucking real. I have more stores if you want to hear them.

@MCwelfare

8 жыл бұрын

No Thank you That's crazy, man! I wanna hear everything you're willing to share. I love a good story

@nothankyou4886

8 жыл бұрын

MCwelfare Well I saw a guy wearing a white tux just explosively shit his pants for $200. I have seen the aftermath of a kid who flushed a 1/16 sick of TNT down a shitter on a Greyhound...Poop was flowing down the center of the bus and the drive had closed the door so it filled the stairwell with the worse liquid death you can think of and it was not even leaking out. After the door was opened via the bus`s electric system the shit hit the pavement and in the Vegas heat of August it was cooking like a scrambled egg of shit.... I have seen a old guy get punched by some black thug but he hit the man`s colostmety bag and his hand was covered in shit and hthe thug started screaming his ass off about how he has Ebola. I have walked in on people shitting in the sink with hot water as to sink up the bathroom. I have seen people steal jackets only to leave them when they discover people do not put money in jackets. I have seen nursing mothers who have not fed their kids just spring leaks. I have seen people stick shit filled diapers to the walls and when questioned about it just deny it even happened in full view of the said diapers. I have seen some fat fuck that was super glued to the toilet seat by some punks. I have stories for days, Do you want me to go on?

@MCwelfare

8 жыл бұрын

No Thank you You've seen some crazy shit, my man. Makes me grateful I don't work anywhere near a bus station. I would love for you to continue if you don't mind.

Greyhound should have an ad campaign that simple says - "For an adventure you'll remember the rest of your life - go Greyhound."

@katewrightsings

5 жыл бұрын

haha I like that one

@thagodwecreate5179

4 жыл бұрын

Greyhound...because traveling is a BITCH!!!

@adelinas.7335

4 жыл бұрын

Lol!!! So true. I rode it when was in 4th grade. I remember the whole weird experience very well. That stuff sticks in your brain like glue. And now that I think about, my parents flew us back after that! Hahaha. They knew that was enough of that.

@scytheakse

3 жыл бұрын

Like the ancient Chinese parable may you ride an interesting time

@shelbypatton7571

3 жыл бұрын

i saw one like that on a regular bus. it said. “you don’t need an abortion. just find our drivers while working.” ik that seems extremely far fetched and it’s been a while. but it was along the lines of that. stg

I'm from Oklahoma and I have no doubt that this is a true story

@existenceisrelative

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but it couldn't have been the OKC greyhound station. There's not enough room to spin around in a circle in that parking lot. Maybe the Tulsa one though.

@ts6028

7 жыл бұрын

MrDudeman78 There isn't even a McDonald's near the Greyhound station.. in OKC or Tulsa.

@TulsaDude

6 жыл бұрын

I second that Scott. It was probably a McDonald's/Gas station off the highway somewhere, he just said he spent the night at the greyhound station, not that the bus stopped there. I'm guessing the cops dropped him off there.

@hikefar82

6 жыл бұрын

existenceisrelative I’m guessing it’s the McDonald’s and gas stop on the highway near okc and he just said that for convenience

@gavinreddig3969

5 жыл бұрын

T S yes there is

He was better than the crowd gave him credit for.

@chlorineisnotabeverage

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Riley they all take the grayhound bus.

@abortionmisfortune5039

5 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s edited to shorten the story so

@euronomus

5 жыл бұрын

It's a funny story but the pacing is wrong, the punchlines come out of nowhere. By the time the humor hits you too much time has passed for the group-laugh effect to take hold.

@Allagi22

5 жыл бұрын

Eh maybe so but as a comedy fan, he just doesn't bring it. It's not just having a funny story to tell it is much more so in the way you tell, especially with your timing and delivery. He was lacking in those regards. It's not bad, but it's not great either.

@F40LM

5 жыл бұрын

Your right jake browie!

Delivery and jokes are on point, honestly floored the audience wasn’t more responsive.

Omg I lost it at "kaBOOM mother fuckers!" xD

@jaderow5431

8 жыл бұрын

Number1Irishlad yes!!! lolol i had to play it a few times it was so funny

@Number1Irishlad

8 жыл бұрын

Jade Row same xD

@luigi9064

8 жыл бұрын

+Number1Irishlad it was funny but as a nigerian. i can tell u it's unlikely he would say it like that.

@Number1Irishlad

8 жыл бұрын

Ekene Dimude oh im sure. it's just funny how he said it

This dude's pretty funny. Most of the guys I've seen on This Is Not Happening so far I've known about other than him and Ali Siddiq. His Prison Riot episode is hilarious. This show's badass, can't believe I'm just now discovering it.

@vamtheanomaly

8 жыл бұрын

+D'Artangan Oswald Regardless of how funny each episode is or was just remember, MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS!

@kysier6015

5 жыл бұрын

Krickety Krill XD Ha! I love that one. I lost it multiple times, especially when they were on the train.

@ARK-sk5ju

5 жыл бұрын

Bruv I have never heard of Ali Siddiq til I started watching TINH and I've been watching his other stuff ever since ha ha.

@Andrewlang90

5 жыл бұрын

Mexican has boots on

@azahias9

4 жыл бұрын

Ali Siddiq is a comedy BEAST! His story telling style is up there with Chapelle in my opinion

‘it’s a lot like the Civil War, if the South was fighting each other’ LMAOOOOO

He was actually really good. This crowd is shit though. You could tell he noticed it because half way through he started sweating profusely.

@Number1Irishlad

8 жыл бұрын

He should have had the old nigerian guy come on and say kaboom motherfckers xD

@Syph1l1S

5 жыл бұрын

hes wearing a jacket?

@CanItAlready

5 жыл бұрын

Wyatt He kept wiping his forehead.

@alvoneescotonee9779

5 жыл бұрын

I have no clue what profusely means, but... you right

@tldoctor2497

5 жыл бұрын

@@alvoneescotonee9779 abundance of sweat, but the stage isn't very cold to begin with

"I would never make fun of someone for having a stutter." Literally the next sentence is "So, next to Stutters was [...]"

Cy is actually a very witty writer … you really have to analyze the joke … he uses very strong sarcastic puns and adlibs from crowd reaction… if you haven’t yet … I personally would say keep giving him a chance

@JakeKilka

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it's a 6 year old clip and his act may have developed, but here he kind of comes out arrogant in the start. Being arrogant is okay, many comics present themselves as, but first he should have connected with the audience properly and lead them to where he wants them, because now he kind of gives an uppity vibe. That's why majority of the audience seems disconnected in the beginning and reluctant to really laugh at his observations.

As a resident of okc, that was a perfect description

I'm gonna try to remember the phrase "I'm gonna take you off speaker phone there, bud", to pop off at just the right time.

This guy has some of the best material right up there with some of the greats, he's got some pacing issues though if he would just slow down and pause after jokes, he doesn't give the audience a chance to laugh and as a result their holding it in so they don't miss something but other than that he's great

@awkwarditaliangirl8419

5 жыл бұрын

MrSeth3158 great comedy comes with experience and age, that’s for sure. But the fact that he hasn’t achieved either of those doesn’t mean he’s not funny 😂😂😂🤣

@aaronpop0083

4 жыл бұрын

He's actually pretty funny. Getting onto this stage is actually a pretty big accomplishment considering our region of Minnesota we grew up in. His younger brother and I are in the same grade and my younger brother dated one of his sisters for a long while.

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronpop0083 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

The Toby Keith tattoo actually made me die😂

so... did the adoption go thru? lol

@chikya18

5 жыл бұрын

I'd say yes. Listen at 1:11 He says: "And before we adopted them..."

@whitneyhouston114

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@blackbutterfly6872

5 жыл бұрын

Right!

@myleggg8307

5 жыл бұрын

12:22 "soon to be sisters"

@aaronpop0083

4 жыл бұрын

It did. My buddy is married to her. His younger brother and I were in the same grade.

This is one of my favorite stories ever.

As someone who does not drive and has unfortunately taken Greyhound multiple times, this is 100% accurate.

"Its a lot like the civil war, if the south would have fought itself."

@brokenking5044

4 жыл бұрын

So....better?

@ericknielsen2102

4 жыл бұрын

This joke should have gotten a much bigger laugh. It was brilliant.

@ekaj1232

3 жыл бұрын

sooo... the Hunley?

@RockNRollJunkie-iw8rk

2 жыл бұрын

I read that as he was saying it

@johnjones1534

2 жыл бұрын

Oklahoma City is the South? Yeah, not really. South of Minnesota, sure, but not the Southern US.

HAAAA-SVENYA-SKITTYSKEE-REDBULL-Whoooo- toby keith tattoo... I lost my shit right here💀😂

As an ex Texas Social Worker, they probably still got the kids 😂

this is easily one of my favorites, dudes got great delivery

I live in Oklahoma and i Know what McDonalds that is. The good old boys are always there. The hop in there trucks and just drink in unused lots. Its wild!

@matejcevnik7362

5 жыл бұрын

An american that doesnt know the diffrence between there and their. Not surprised tbh

@k.k.slider4134

5 жыл бұрын

@@matejcevnik7362 dude this comment is a year old, and you're getting worked up over it because they used there instead of their? Really?

@matejcevnik7362

5 жыл бұрын

@@k.k.slider4134 the guy lives in America. I live in europe. He doesnt know the diffrence between there and their. I know the diffrence. Its not my native language. Its his native language.

@k.k.slider4134

5 жыл бұрын

@@matejcevnik7362 It was just a simple spelling mistake, everyone makes them now and then. That doesn't make him an idiot.

@matejcevnik7362

5 жыл бұрын

@@k.k.slider4134 there. Their. Thats not a spelling mistake thats being stupid and not knowing your native language

9:48 that lady with that laugh is my favorite. I've heard her in so many videos it's great lol

@SandrockCustom

5 жыл бұрын

Who *is* she!?

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@SandrockCustom I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

@Will-jb7dd

2 жыл бұрын

No you haven't.

@kever112001

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's the same woman at 3:25

I was born in Oklahoma, I have lived all 25 years of my life so far in Oklahoma... Can confirm.

He's bringing back old and unwanted memories, but I still laughed so hard.

That was soo funny. He really drew the scene and made it come to life.

Sad he didn't get more laughs. This was really funny

@jalepenopvp2300

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t get more laughs because it’s a little bit offensive. Too bad people are too sensitive now a days because this was really funny

I think that they where too busy listening to the story unfold to laugh properly at the right times. It is a great story!

Why the hell was this crowd so dead? This dude absolutely NAILED it.

@steventonche1037

3 жыл бұрын

Most of them were probably from Oklahoma

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@steventonche1037 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

Love Cy. I listen to Middle of Somewhere podcast every week with him and Chad Daniels!

"SKESKEDU!" 3:48 LOL

He said OKC and I was like, " yeah, represent." Then I realized what I was watching.

"But I'm far more scared of the disgusting trash in between places" I sense wisdom in this one.

"SKEEK-ADOO!!" I had to pause there, I was laughing so hard. 🤣

They really need to bring this kind of stuff back we need it in these times

This dude is legit funny.

Bill Burr, Mike Lawrence, Nick Kroll, Tommy Johnagin, and Chad Daniels all would be amazing on this show I think.

@JamesBongo

5 жыл бұрын

Shawn Weber Chad Daniels should be way more famous.

@mazsax999

4 жыл бұрын

OMG Chad Daniels aka Dad Chaniels!!!!! Him & Ali Saddiq are life right now. Shout Out to Roy Wood Jr.

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@mazsax999 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

but pepsi is suppose to solve conflict

@supersquare

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah but not diet Pepsi

@Yeebees

6 жыл бұрын

It was cokd

@User0000000000000004

3 жыл бұрын

I supposed your rite.

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@supersquare I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

I got attacked by a greyhound so I can relate to this story.

@local1925

5 жыл бұрын

I own violent greyhounds

@redtaco7960

5 жыл бұрын

I own 2 labs

@dovehq1031

5 жыл бұрын

I kind of like some dogs

@jaxsunwing6534

5 жыл бұрын

A greyhound bus or...

@bdl2157

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a little late but you were the fat woman weren’t you?

I’ve been to the Gas Station he is talking about so many times. And trust me I can see this happening lmfao

One of my favourite stories on this channel.

My favorite one so far. Cy always kills it. Comedy on point.

I live in Okc and I have to say he was here on a good day.

Pretty sure he is talking about the EzGo McDonald’s between OKC and Lawton 🤣😂🤣

4:35 is the best part of this story and I think about that line every day

I took greyhound from Minnesota to Sacramento California.. boy the stuff I seen at the age of 18 was eye opening to say the least .. el paso Texas was my favorite.. we got stranded in New Mexico at 3:00 am and I learned that deserts get cold at night ..

I laughed out loud the whole time! I also used to ride the grayhound and used to try to look crazy... which i was often beaten at by some really really crazy looken people... one time i had to sit next to a man that looked like George Kastanza’s dad wearing a 1970’s brown leather coat with massive lapels and long ass finger nails he had sharpened into points who for the entire 6 hour busride stared almost at the side of my head and never even twitched... like he was dead or something... if you want more excitement in your life ride the grayhound bus

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS SPOIL A JOKE AT THE BEGINNING?

Gotta love Greyhound! The stories we could all tell.

this is one of the best stories this show has ever presented.

I only ever travel from minneapolis to duluth which is 3 hours and I know that this is extremely accurate

@olav7

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve taken that route. Witnessed the driver kicking a drunk dude out in the woods

Anyone who has traveled from Tulsa to OKC has stopped at this very gas station/McDonalds.

@kevincarosi318

7 жыл бұрын

Spencer Sullivan true story

@TulsaDude

6 жыл бұрын

yep................................................

@carsonsavannah9553

4 жыл бұрын

It's the holy land

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@carsonsavannah9553 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

phenomenal story, fantastic delivery.

Can’t believe I never heard of this dude Great storyteller

Wow this crowd sucks

@FANKANable

8 жыл бұрын

definitely.

@wareham95

7 жыл бұрын

true dat man, shit was funny.

@louisbowels6858

7 жыл бұрын

If the crowd incessantly laughs at every joke it's real fucking annoying

@Tee-OhBee

7 жыл бұрын

I get what you're saying ^^^ I just felt the crowd's feedback made his set seem like it was less funny than it actually was.

@louisbowels6858

7 жыл бұрын

I can feel that

I had an asthma attack from laughing at this

This brings up lots of memories

Bro, why haven't I heard of any more of this guys work? This is seriously one of the funniest "This Isn't Happening" skits ever!!! 💯👍

I hate how every intro involves spoiling the essence of the entire story. Wouldnt you rather learn as the story goes on that someone gets plowed by a bus? Stop including the clip of the comedian's bit at the start please... I never understood the need for teasers in a video I already got damn clicked on and am watching.

@HeidiSvenson

4 жыл бұрын

Amen. In fact I make a point of ALWAYS jumping immediately to minute 1:00 before the thing even starts. ;-) That's usually where the crappy intro ends.

Crowd was flat

@User0000000000000004

3 жыл бұрын

They are all configured by his use of the word cigs.

This guys is awesome at telling stories!!!

Anyone else think this should be a movie? 😂

I think I know The McDonald's he's talking about haha

As someone who has been forced to greyhound as a kid this story is so legit it's scary

This was wildly funny, I hope to see more of him

I have never laughed out loud so much in a single set👌🏻👏🏻😂

I was the same way about flying, went from Arizona to Florida on greyhound. I will happily die in a plane before I do that again

@christinamartinez7972

4 жыл бұрын

😂💀

I laughed so hard... diet soda came out of my nose

I enjoyed this very much, thank you.

This story is awesome!!!

this was the best one even if it sounded more rehearsed and fine tuned for a routine

I love his comedy. I visit my family once a year in Oklahoma city. The first and what seems like the only stop from Tulsa to Oklahoma city is a gas station/McDonald's I stop there every time to pee. It's pretty sketchy. This has been there since the beginning of gas station/fast food combinations. There's also one that goes over the highway but it's a tourist trap and less sketchy. The one he's talking about is a trap,trap. You'll need gas or a pis or something by the time you see it

real lesson from the story. Never answer a phone on speaker

Hilarious!! Love how he keeps it real describing the people

1:00 to skip that intro.

This shit was hilarious. I've taken a Greyhound cross country many times and it fuckin sucks.

Ari opeing are always awesome makes me want a movie of these lol

The intros skits are always awesome on this show .

"Hulk Hogan!"

@jv-lk7bc

3 жыл бұрын

I've legit seen that kid.

Was kinda waiting for the payoff but it felt like the punchline was under delivered and the crowd sucked

@JRibs

7 жыл бұрын

I agree. It was pretty vapid. Kinda just hyperbolic nonsense.

I live in Oklahoma, know which McDonald's this is, and am LIVING FOR THIS STORY.

I am watching this at 2 in Oklahoma.

why the long intros that have nothing to do with the content on every video? what is it?

@ytaccount-rs6jt

5 жыл бұрын

Finesse You it’s meant to introduce the host and represent “this is not happening” by putting crazy stuff in it

@ARK-sk5ju

5 жыл бұрын

"Its provocative. Its gets the people going" 😂😂

@TheAngriestReptileAlive

5 жыл бұрын

Come on dude

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAngriestReptileAlive I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

"Crocs and socks and jean shorts that cut themselves and sleeveless racin' tee shirts and fuckin' tweety Bird tattoos" That there just sounds like the fans at your average Nascar race my dude

awesome clip, thanks CC

I love the "I'm not amused" looks on some of these people.

I'm from Oklahoma and I 100% believe this happened

I Legit loved this guys story, the crowd sadly did not feel the same way

Love it!!!! *SPOT ON* 😊😃😄😀😊😃😄😀🌹😚🌹

"Kaboom M'fer" with a Nigerian accent - Epic!!!

so many jokes didn't hit.

@circuittreez3785

9 жыл бұрын

how's your comedic career going?

@freazkkhan

9 жыл бұрын

Didn't mean to be mean. Felt bad that some of his ambitious jokes didn't hit with the crowd. I actually thought they were pretty great.

@metalandhorror

9 жыл бұрын

Fahad Khan i agree his delivery wasn't that great, he was a bit nervous as well.

@circuittreez3785

9 жыл бұрын

Oh, i see, I still kinda disagree with you though, i thought they were pretty into it, at least compared to some of the other crowds i've seen

@MimiB1974

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah... this crowd was terrible. I’m guessing it was hitting too close to home? Which should have made it even funnier

This guy is very HANDSOME 😍 and FUNNY 😂

I used to be a trucker so yes I have probably been to that exact place probably around the same time of the morning as well.

I just got off a bus from Oklahoma to Minnesota and I can relate