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@sapphireous1083

2 жыл бұрын

Anakin used the force to make it come out early. He needed the world to know the truth xD

@FlymanMS

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve just noticed that your userpic kinda looks like Pedro Pascal

@Flamerion

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I enjoyed!

@SE-so3rk

2 жыл бұрын

that ending was hilarious

@Excalibursin

2 жыл бұрын

Could have to do with the "Secret Palpatine" plotline, (which is a perfectly nice thing to complain about in its own right). I mean he's the one who talked about the secret knowledge of life in the first place, it was just not in his interest to heal Padme. (Or even fully heal Anakin for that matter.)

Ever hear the story of force healing?I thought not. It's not one the Jedi would tell you.

@spencerallison3196

2 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute

@jacobgraemoor5778

2 жыл бұрын

The light side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... *Beneficial* ...

@anyderrosek9272

2 жыл бұрын

It's a lazy protagonist legend...

@thehubbleton

2 жыл бұрын

Healing is the path to not hurt. Not hurt leads to healthy. Healthy leads to alive. Alive leads to nothing.

@maker0824

2 жыл бұрын

@@thehubbleton true

So when Palpatine said you can't learn that power from a Jedi, it was less a defense of the dark side and more a commentary on Jedi education system.

@jeffbrownstain

2 жыл бұрын

This got me

@cleverman383

2 жыл бұрын

Anakin: "Is it possible to afford health care?" Palpatine: "Not for an American"

@helloiambear5531

2 жыл бұрын

@@cleverman383 hahaha

@fenixchief7

2 жыл бұрын

@@cleverman383 must be why they have to give it out everywhere else huh?

@redtiger8275

2 жыл бұрын

It all makes since

I like how throughout the entire conversation Anakin is very passive-aggressive, and Obi-Wan is just pleasantly agreeing with him

@j.g.3293

Жыл бұрын

Obiwan: remember that time you left for a year to hang out with padme? Anakin: yeah? Obiwan: well you’re never gonna believe what lesson you missed

@Paradox-es3bl

Жыл бұрын

@@j.g.3293 if there was a way to Heal Padmé and Obi-Wan knew it, he would’ve promised Anakin to Heal her if she needed it, even if it cost him his own life. And teach it to Anakin.

@arseniyonline1234555

Жыл бұрын

Because instead of wearing that bloody suit he could have just been healed haha 🤣🤣

@erwannthietart3602

8 ай бұрын

​@@Paradox-es3bltbf Obi-Wan technically never finished his own Padawan training, he was promoted because he killed a Sith not because he learned all of the lessons. "Oh yea Obi-wan you never actually passed the final tasks didnt you? Well youre never going to believe what you have missed"

@idiocrat3744

8 ай бұрын

​@@erwannthietart3602A Padawan already knows a lot in the force and the only thing he has to do is to properly master these things on practice with a master.

The Light Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be too tedious to bother learning

@deliq9607

2 жыл бұрын

Nater K Except that healing any injury is like the best ability to have, EVER? I was only a light user in games cuz dark side powers are shit. Realistically when Palpatine screams UNLIMITED POWAAAHHH, he just fries some dude with short range lightning that takes ages to kill someone.

@JoshtheOverlander

Жыл бұрын

@@deliq9607 Also, doesn't Force Lightning drain the user something fierce? Hence why Palps looked like melted rubber by the end?

@deliq9607

Жыл бұрын

@@JoshtheOverlander Mace actually REFLECTED his own force lightning back to him. Jesus, what a lame power. Get a full auto shotgun (so nobody can block your shots) and you can shred as many jedis as you want lmao. Now that's what I call UNLIMITED POWER (limited by magazine size, but still)

@JoshtheOverlander

Жыл бұрын

@@deliq9607 Idk, I think physical ammunition could end up being more or less difficult to stop with the Force depending on your arguments. A shotgun might end up not being any better than a laser gun or turret, or maybe it could be better, who knows? We don't see a whole lot of that sort of thing.

@Madamoizillion

Жыл бұрын

@@deliq9607 I think what Palpatine means by unlimited power is that it's a clean and renewable source of electricity. He had big dreams for sustainable energy but got a little sidetracked.

"We were all jedi before her, how come none of us read it?" That shit killed me

@SoralTheSol

2 жыл бұрын

Because there was this one librarian who was a massive bitch and horded all the knowledge.

@711truther6

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoralTheSol ANAKIN: Master Yoda, looking back on how things played out, if you hadn't let a snotty elitist hag who looked down on me and the rest of the knights in the order as plebians undeserving of the knowledge she guarded run the archives, I probably wouldn't have joined the dark side? YODA: True, this is. A massive cunt she could be. Ashamed I looked the other way and did nothing I am. Limited foresight the force may grant us but 20/20 hindsight is young Skywalker. Really think we would have kicked you out of the order had we learned of your secret before an order 66 sized shit hit the fan did you? Made many exceptions to that rule we did. A polygamist fiend with a voracious sex drive master kiadi mundi was. Known to the rest of council accept you this was. Yet a senior member of the council, was he not? ANAKIN: Hey, don't you call me young! We're both force ghosts here you ketamine addicted midget! YODA: When for 800 years like me you live, young you will always be from a certain point of view. Hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm!

@GreaterGrievobeast55

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoralTheSol its canon that she was a nag who wouldn’t let a lot of Jedi read important shit.

@deadshot5007

2 жыл бұрын

I mean the jedi order didn't had those texts as they were in the first jedi temple which was forgotten to then.

@ashikjaman1940

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreaterGrievobeast55 tfw a librarian inadvertently leads to the destruction of several planets

seems a bit outrageous that Anakin wasn't taught this. one might even go far as to say it's unfair.

@amuroray9115

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@phrezal

2 жыл бұрын

He was, he just failed learning it ...

@tremendousyeet3467

2 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah, how can one possess the ancient scrolls and not read the ancient scrolls.

@alesfridl1833

2 жыл бұрын

I would say it was... unreasonable

@k.k.michael2142

2 жыл бұрын

TAKE A SEAT, young Gnome

"She seem effortlessly more powerful then us and I think it's just because she read the books" EVERY ENGINEER STUDENT EVER.

@GodittoC

Жыл бұрын

69 likes, make a wish!

@lisboah

8 ай бұрын

Imagine spending a whole semester studying what they teach you in class, when you should read the books instead.

@edba1.037

8 ай бұрын

well the book was old jedi texts that was already lost before the prequel era until luke found them

@lisboah

7 ай бұрын

@@edba1.037 So you are telling me that in the thousands of years of relative peace the Republic and the Jedi Order had, neither of the Jedi bothered looking for the old texts? Peace truly has defeated them.

@edba1.037

7 ай бұрын

@@lisboah that's the whole point of lost texts, someone trying to looking for the text doesn't guarantee that the person is going to find them, i guess luke is lucky to find those texts

Anakin's delivery is fantastic all through but especially for "She seems effortlessly more powerful than all of us... and I think it's just because she read the books."

@maven9323

2 жыл бұрын

plot holes, star wars doesn't make sense if you think about it

@nimblejarl7635

2 жыл бұрын

When the other kids are talking about the smart kids in school

@kanaric

2 жыл бұрын

@@maven9323 Star wars made sense until 1999 started the downward spiral

@SidStrife

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah,...because she read the books. Right.🤔

@aniki4530

2 жыл бұрын

@@nimblejarl7635 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not...in the prequels."

@ReshyShira

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is there was a corps of jedi that had the designation of healer. I think most were killed by Order 66.

@popopop984

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReshyShira then,,, where were they in the prequels

@dethhollow

2 жыл бұрын

@@popopop984 Turns out it's really hard to heal dead people. It's one thing to close some wounds, but what the heck do you heal to save someone going through childbirth? Or to stop burning alive when you're a limbless stub of a man in a volcano? I'm honestly thinking back and it's like... Maybe they could have healed the claw marks on Padme's back in the monster fight in 2? Everything else is like lost limbs and people being killed pretty quickly. Might not be easy to heal a guy that's dying from a burning sword being melted through his insides after he's sat with that for a bit, people go into shock and stuff.

@ThermicLight

2 жыл бұрын

@@dethhollow "but what the heck do you heal to save someone going through childbirth?" Seriously?

@ReshyShira

2 жыл бұрын

@@popopop984 Probably fighting on some backwater planet against the seps.

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to forgetting the shit you learned in Jedi school." -Yoda

@saturnsatan5441

2 жыл бұрын

I want a soud track of yoda saying this

@sam-psonsmith9951

2 жыл бұрын

"No one told me to read the fucking books!" -Anakin

@blargminton

2 жыл бұрын

i dont think yoda would speak that coherently. even in the mer-ray-sue starwars

@FriendlyHermit

2 жыл бұрын

@@blargminton You're not wrong. "Hate leads to shit forgetting what learned you in academy, hrrrurm. Attention you must pay!"

@arkkane9726

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe something like: "The path to the dark side fear is. Fear leads to Anger. To Hate Anger leads. The shit you learned in Jedi school, Hate leads you to forget." - Still Master Yoda

as soon as I saw Anakin’s “what the fuck” gesture with his arms I knew this would be gold

@MahuAurelius

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I was expecting that. Would have been excellent to have him just stand there literally saying "what the fuck was that?" and so on. Hahaha.

If all three of them are the same voice actor, then props to this guy. He got the cadence of Anakin, Ben, and Luke down so perfectly it's not hard to see him as those characters.

@laserbeamlightning

8 ай бұрын

His Luke was a bit lacking but he got the other two pretty on point

@emirulin5323

8 ай бұрын

His Yoda is especially on point, gotta give him props for that too!

@nemou4985

6 ай бұрын

AI modulation. The cartoons are also done via AI rotoscoping.

@aureklanderson4498

5 ай бұрын

@@nemou4985 he has been doing this for a fair bit before ai tbf, he dose the impersinations himself and did the rotoscoping himself before ai

That ending was perfect, like the realization that the grand master was just a crazy fuckin goblin and the tragedy of the skywalkers was just a long running joke to him

@Highwind_

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard the tragedy of the Skywalker family? cuz it's a fun one. -Master Yoda

@moscanaveia

2 жыл бұрын

@@Highwind_ Hear the tragedy of the Skywalkers, did you? Fun it is, hmm hmm hmm!

@TomGibson.

2 жыл бұрын

In an alternate universe there are many sith and only secretly two Jedi, yoda being one of those Jedi just goes round cackling while spouting the tragedy of darth Vader and his son

@OreganoParsley

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO GOBLIN

@jrobertsson6893

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Yoda did tell Qui Gon not to train Anakin. He was just being very passive aggressive about it.

It feels like Anakin is supressing the urge to say, "The fuck is this bullshit."

@hitandruncommentor

2 жыл бұрын

Weren’t we all? Mean I love the Star Wars eu and even they explained Luke learning it from nonjedi force users.

@TwiGuy4

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair, he was patient and gave everyone a fair chance to defend themselves.

@taitano12

2 жыл бұрын

All three of were thinking it.

@RashidMBey

2 жыл бұрын

Even though the Prequels were a mess that I had fun with my friends watching, seeing Anakin realize that there was force healing was something I completely forgot he would've been interested in. Force Healing has been a thing for a WHILE. lmfao

@Noplayster13

2 жыл бұрын

Even obiwan would be pissed since he could have just force healed Quigon.

Anakin is not even mad anymore, just severely disappointed.

@MyVanir

Жыл бұрын

At least until Kermit shows up giggling.

@9Dunk

7 ай бұрын

@@MyVanir Fozzy the Frog

@jyotirani8187

3 ай бұрын

Yoda would disagree

@toastergaming7783

4 күн бұрын

That's exactly how i felt leaving the movie theater after watching episode 8 and 9

You know the situation is fucked when Anakin is the most reasonable person in the room.

I can’t even lie, I really like whoever is playing Anakin. I can believe it’s him, without a doubt.

@Kineticboy2K1

2 жыл бұрын

The tone is perfect.

@theapexsurvivor9538

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, honestly sounds like Hayden Christensen smoked some Dagobahn mudweed and mellowed out a bit...

@jackkim127

2 жыл бұрын

Sooo goood

@zingodoom

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like AI-generated deepfake

@amuroray9115

2 жыл бұрын

@@theapexsurvivor9538 lmao. And older more chill Hayden smoking a good dagobag of weed

I love how calmly Anakin says: “I’m sure you remember me turning to the dark side, having force healing would have… prevented a lot of that from happening.”

@olsirmonkey

2 жыл бұрын

Tbf, if their force ghosts then for one they would have put all the past them, and two, probably already spent a lot of time talking about it

@ashavellanar1965

2 жыл бұрын

Becuase ghost force's are just pure, are force.

@DegradationDomain_stuff

2 жыл бұрын

Where was this moment with healing from? I don't remember it from the trilogies.

@anotherwilliam9199

2 жыл бұрын

@@DegradationDomain_stuff when his mother was about to die he could have helped her and because his mother would still be alive he probably wouldn't have killed not just the man but the woman and the children too also he wouldn't be nearly as scared about Padme's death because he could help her

@anotherwilliam9199

2 жыл бұрын

@@DegradationDomain_stuff so yeah a lot of moments xd

Anakin: Master, you seem okay with this. Why is that? Obi-Wan: Oh, no, I am inwardly seething with rage. Right now I'm thinking about how I had to hold my master while he died in my arms. Anakin: Probably would've turned out better if both of you were raising me, too. Obi-Wan: Yup, that's what would've happened. Oh, well, what are you going to do?

"Can you learn this power?" "Not from a Jedi" "Why?" "Because they don't want you to learn it. Last time i checked, they only taught it to high-tier doctors, in exchange for forever giving 30% of the profits they earn to them."

@seb0rn739

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually pretty close to canon. The Jedi don't view death as a bad thing. They believe that saving a dying person from death might interfere with the Will of the Force which is why they usually only use it to treat the wounded and minimize suffering. Force healing was canon long before Disney got the rights.

@destroidhak2556

2 жыл бұрын

@@seb0rn739 "Do not deny me my warrior's death, brother. God has better plans"

@seb0rn739

Жыл бұрын

@ignas 1011001 Well, the Jedi are objectively right within the Star Wars universe. It actually would interfere with the Will of the Force. The Force in Star Wars actually has a will and doesn't want the Jedi to prevent death. They are supposed to make people's lifes better, not prolong them. When any Star Wars character dies, they become one with the cosmic Force. (It's that stuff about the living Force and the cosmic Force sustaining each other.) Only Sith and other darksiders don't become one with the Force because their unnatural use of the Force severed them from this cycle. (Which is why death is their greatest fear. Death is actually final for them.) In other words, Sith actually die, everyone else doesn't. Powerful light side Force-sensitives can learn to become a Force ghost. Through this form they can influence and interact with the physical world even though they are no longer part of the living Force.

@Mikefrank333

Жыл бұрын

@@seb0rn739 the force well that’s just microscopic bacteria in your blood called Midi-Chlorian.

@seb0rn739

Жыл бұрын

@@Mikefrank333 The Midi-Chlorians are just the living Force, not the cosmic Force. Force-sensitives interact with the living Force and use the Midi-Chlorians to indirectly influence the cosmic Force. When light-side Force-sensitives become one with the Force, they leave the living Force and become part of the cosmic Force. Sith can't do that, they simply die which is why they fear death. Jedi do not.

People say it's hard to end sketches and yet this was masterful

@remip2

2 жыл бұрын

that ending.. lmao.

@JustinMarshallElias2

2 жыл бұрын

@@remip2 😆

@bluejjboy

2 жыл бұрын

It's perfect. Yoda was known for appearing humble yet saying the most batsh!t pompous rambles

@ShiningDarknes

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say he has a pretty good grip on it.

@TheRavingLobster

2 жыл бұрын

He was still Anakin, he may have redeemed himself and returned from the darkside but he still ain't gunna take no one's shit, not even Yoda's lmao. Perfect ending.

Anakin realizing his class had a healing spec.

@hunterrhoades1813

2 жыл бұрын

I can hear his internal screaming into the void from here.

@whatthewhatthe9117

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but why spec into life saving power when you can spec into ANIMAL FRIENDSHIP truly the Jedi have their priorities straight

@Merilirem

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatthewhatthe9117 Whats sad is that Rey clearly specced into both. She basically only uses the random bullshit side of the force full of Skype calls, healing and friendship.

@TheOneWhoShushes

2 жыл бұрын

@@Merilirem it’s worst too because Rey didn’t even do it during the game session. She was grinding off screen don’t let that scene of ros fool you

@rikospostmodernlife

2 жыл бұрын

Well, I can't blame his masters, they were raised under a different edition it seems, where SRD/turn economy is more rewarding than heals so they didn't bother

I mean... Considering he is covered in scars, missing one hand and being burned alive in his life his "What the actual fudge" reaction is pretty reasonable.

@andrewtallman1867

2 ай бұрын

He also had his other arm and his legs cut off by Obi Wan

“why wasnt this apart of the jedi curriculum master yoda?” “EAÈÆoüEîŒHAHaæA”

Yoda: "in the texts it was. The texts we didn't have. Known of force healing we could not" Obi-Wan: "but if it wasn't in the archives, then it didn't exist!" Jocasta Nu: "in retrospect, I was a shitty librarian"

@fredonline1

2 жыл бұрын

This deserves way more likes

@Augustborne

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh the entirety of the texts were burned in the second(?) film of the new trilogy. Regardless of the texts, ray never even read them lol

@Sora8740

2 жыл бұрын

@@Augustborne ...so you missed the part of the movie where Rey stole the texts before Luke could burn them then?

@Augustborne

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sora8740 suppose so, the trilogy was rather forgettable.

@readmychanneldescription6663

2 жыл бұрын

BLM is anti asian

I love how they go from “That’s not how the Force works!” in Rise, to The Force basically being able to do literally whatever the plot demands…

@wolfgod6443

Жыл бұрын

Except force healing has been a thing for decades in the EU. Not Rise's fault KOTOR and jedi academy wanted diverse force powers.

@AWriterWandering

Жыл бұрын

@@wolfgod6443 OK, but one of the biggest things Disney did after the acquired the franchise was declare the EU non-canon. The sequel trilogy was supposed to exist under that specific philosophy.

@wolfgod6443

Жыл бұрын

​@@AWriterWandering If nothing else, doesn't that imply Canon can't take ideas about the Force from Legends? If healing is Legends' dumba** idea, what makes this a Rise of Skywalker problem? That it listened to fans to bring back Legends content? Cause a lot of TRoS is responses to fan complaints, unfortunately.

@AWriterWandering

Жыл бұрын

@@wolfgod6443 true, it was a response to complaints. George Lucas may not have always had the best ideas, but he stuck to his guns. The back-and-forth with the sequel trilogy makes it terribly inconsistent. Not just between last Jedi and rise of Skywalker, but the Force Awakens and Last Jedi too. Specifically, TLJ was a response to the criticism that a lot of TFA’s plot seemed to be lifted from a New Hope.

@wolfgod6443

Жыл бұрын

@@AWriterWandering I'm not sure about TLJ's relationship to TFA, but I do know it was Rian Johnson's vision as a fan. I think it makes sense some fans would agree and others wouldn't, because fans are different. It's also why I'm sure (and have already seen) that TLJ stands the test of time. I'll always hold TFA dear though, because what many forget is that before TFA existed, the Prequels were still ruining lives even without the internet. TFA may be a copy of ANH, but people are kidding themselves if they think the fanbase didn't need that. TFA healed this fanbase. TRoS meanwhile is made with good intentions, but terrible, terrible judgement. My two cents, only TRoS needs to change. TRoS is not the movie anyone really wanted to make. I've heard John Favreau (made Mandalorian) tried to take the reigns, but everyone was too scared to rock the boat again, and that backfired miserably. For what its worth though, TRoS has great practical affects. It's still a good movie, but it's like if Solo a Star Wars Story took RotJ's place.

What I love about this video is that it isn’t just “new movies bad”, it puts them in the context of the cinematic universe. By giving Anakin a deduction that it was the books that made her powerful and that there’s no reason he shouldn’t have been shown the books it goes a lot further to critique the new trilogy’s issues.

@mbsb1376

Жыл бұрын

New movies bad.

@truesoulghost2777

9 ай бұрын

New movies shit

@femboyshawna

8 ай бұрын

Exactly

@JestrJax

8 ай бұрын

Just remember she was powerful even before the reading, or training, so yeah new movies bad

@pocketmonster1088

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, the fact that she’s so powerful isn’t what he’s complaining about. It’s that she gained this power by reading books that would’ve been really useful for other Jedi.

You nailed Anakin and Obi-Wan, impressive, most impressive

@LiquidWater91

2 жыл бұрын

his obi wan in particular was really on point imo.

@CheerioTraveler

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds sexual

@elleryhorton8434

2 жыл бұрын

Do or do not. There is no try.

@GreenGnoblin

2 жыл бұрын

@@CheerioTraveler and you sound like a 12 years old little boy.

@Nemo7The7Pirate7

2 жыл бұрын

I let you kill me!

There's some pretty interesting lore in Force Healing that most people don't know about. Its original Jedi name is "Dues Ex Machina"

@Collserra3

2 жыл бұрын

Is it? I always heard in the legends that it was actually "Deus Ex Machina"

@Fredman5551

2 жыл бұрын

@@Collserra3 thats the Disney rewrite. Which basically needs be retconned anyway

@brendonhavener

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, Dues from the Machine

@BobertBobson

2 жыл бұрын

@@brendonhavener gotta pay the maintenance fee

@somebuddyX

2 жыл бұрын

Duels of the Ex Machina was my favourite Star Wars soundtrack.

Whenever Rey closes her eyes before she does something amazing, that's her telepathically reminding the writers that she is Rey which means she can never fail.

@edward3190

Жыл бұрын

she's Rey Shadow Legend

@echooftheplanes

Жыл бұрын

@@edward3190 Reycon Earbuds

@VammainenLehma

Жыл бұрын

Rey Cist

@kevlarvest7375

Жыл бұрын

Rey-volting, if you ask me

@redramone6488

Жыл бұрын

I'd dare say she's 'Rey'volutionizing the force as we know it.

The chosen one : she seems effortlessly more powerful than all of us

@funichigo

Жыл бұрын

That should tell you everything you need to know about rey and the sequels

I don't blame them. Who actually reads the manual?

@DeliciousVicious777

2 жыл бұрын

Yup most if not all men don't. Makes sense.

@wisgarus

2 жыл бұрын

Kyle Katarn for one

@terhi211

2 жыл бұрын

Some women do read the manual first.

@4kt3z94

2 жыл бұрын

@@terhi211 makes more sense

@duskmare0000

2 жыл бұрын

This is clearly the reason for Ray's backstory as a junker. Any opportunity to read a manual in that situation was a means to identify and learn how to safely remove expensive hardware without damaging it. So unlike every other jedi, when faced with a force manual it was only natural that she feel compelled to read it.

When two characters in a non-canon skit put more thought into the sequels than the sequel’s writing team

@themis467

2 жыл бұрын

"team" It was just JJ Abrams and a metric cube of cocain

@GearyDigit

2 жыл бұрын

Force Healing was a thing long before the sequels, though. As shitty as Abrams' movies are, that technique has long been established in the canon.

@rayzimmermin

2 жыл бұрын

@@GearyDigit so why did the jedi not teach it to all padawan i mean Aiken could have really used it to save his mom and not turn to the dark side Sidious could have used it to fix his body and even Vader's body and a lot of padawans could have used it to save their masters during order 66 and the jedi could have used it to save clones during the clone wars oh ya it was only canon to the extended universe and games not to the movie canon

@mpr746

2 жыл бұрын

@@GearyDigit Could you tell where in canon force healing was stablished? I'm not a lore guy, but I have never seen it before sequels.

@joshuaa7266

2 жыл бұрын

@@mpr746 There was some in the Republic Commando book series, but it's more like enhanced therapy that took weeks or months rather than a magic heal spell. There might have been other stuff like that in other books, but a lot of those were de-canonized.

The way Obi-Wan talks always feels like he's considering something The Way Anakin talks feels like he's tired The Way Luke (in the Sequels) feels like he's somewhat mad all the time And Yoda's the same Ketamine addict and it's all been nailed in this video, good job

@ranewanders8147

3 ай бұрын

LMAO I love your description this video and comment section is comedy gold tonight 🤣

Even if people use the excuse of “oh they didn’t read the texts because they were lost, Luke had to find the texts.” This still seems like an incredibly easy thing to achieve if Rey can just learn it in a year by reading a book and Kylo was able to figure out without any knowledge at all. Like no way Yoda didn’t discover it or learn about it in his 1000 years as a Jedi.

@KF1

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, it was only 900 and change

Wow, Rey is effortlessly more strong with the force than the guy who was literally _birthed_ from the Force as well as his son! She must've just... fuckin'... read the books! That makes total sense!

@berserkasaurusrex4233

2 жыл бұрын

When they next reboot the series to fix all the damage, it’ll turn out Rey has only mediocre Force power but was infected by experimental nanobots while scavenging Star Destroyer wrecks as a child. And they are the real source of her overpowered “powers”.

@s.m.2523

2 жыл бұрын

Or you know.... maybe she's the granddaughter of one of the greatest sith lord that ever existed and that might count or somthing. ..... Look, I intensely dislike Rise of Skywalker, and I think this whole 'grandaughter of Palaptine' shit doesn't make a lot of sense (I would have really prefered if we had stayed on "her parent are nobodies" from Last Jedi. Aniclictim perhaps but had a nice message that you didn't need to be related to anyone important to be a jedi, kinda liked that. whayever.), but since it is canon weither we like it or not, might as well roll with the one few usable elements. Besides it'snot like Anakin bein "birthed from the force" ever made a lot of sense.. or for that matter came back a lot. If he was jedi Jesus, he sure didn't act much like it, nor did anyone else.

@berserkasaurusrex4233

2 жыл бұрын

@@s.m.2523 That's not how the Force works, either in the films (before-Disney) or in the books, canon or otherwise. Being related to a Force user doesn't make you instantly good at it, you still have to actually be trained in the Force to use it. Being strong in the Force but untrained only means you have above-average reflexes and luck (Anakin's pod-racing ability, Luke's piloting skills). Yet somehow Rey has mind-control powers and telekinesis with no training. Disney is just too lazy to care about continuity or lore or basic aspects of character development.

@s.m.2523

2 жыл бұрын

@@berserkasaurusrex4233 "Being related to a Force user doesn't make you instantly good at it, you still have to actually be trained in the Force to use it." Except Luke canonically y'know, is. He got cursory at best training from Obi wan then barely anything from yoda and yet was treated as a prodigy int he force. Why was the fact Leia was related to him an important plot point enough for Yada to comment upon if it wasn't for the fact she would ahv latent force power too. ("No there is another") And I'm not arguing it makes sense, not that the sequel trilogu sin't full of very lazy writting that goes nowhere, I'm just saying that constancy has never been all that present in star wars canon because it works almost entirely by rule of cool/whatever makes the plot tick, especialy when it comes to the force. It's /not/ and never been either hard sci fi or hightly detailled, especially factoring in all the EU stuff. It didn't start with Disney and should the franchise ever changed hands, it won't stop there. Is all.

@battlesheep2552

2 жыл бұрын

@@s.m.2523 What do you mean a prodigy? In Empire after a three year timeskip he could barely used telekinesis, and even after the Yoda training montage he still got his ass handed to him by Vader

Han Solo: "That's not how the force works!" Han Solo, a guy who knows nothing of the force and is super sceptical of space wizards.

@That_Guy00

2 жыл бұрын

Was sceptical, his brother in-law became a full fledged Jedi.

@robfus

2 жыл бұрын

He was untill: my god it was fucking real and his brother in law is a space wizard

@berserkasaurusrex4233

2 жыл бұрын

And yet he knows more about the Force than Disney does.

@theapexsurvivor9538

2 жыл бұрын

You know you've fucked up when even the guy who spent 5+ years claiming that the force was bs while in the presence of Jedi and Sith, knows how the force works better than your team of writers and directors...

@Atamosk-bu7zt

2 жыл бұрын

@@theapexsurvivor9538 well its not like disney fucked themselves by not hiring the PEOPLE WHO WROTE THE FUCKING FILMS FOR OVER A DECADE AT THAT POINT, or anything like that. Noo not at all did they shoot themselves in the fucking foot by poorly handling the decisions in any way and then attempting to rectify those decisions by saying "do-over." And "non-canon" fuck adolf disney, and their whole schtick of buying shit, ruining it, then selling said shit to oblivious fanboys and morons.

Anakin's mom, secret wife, wouldve and should've been master, and himself being healed could've you know, STOPPED EVERY PROBLEM ANYONE IN THIS ENTIRE FRANCHISE EVER HAD.

In the Episode III video game, Anakin had force heal...it was like the most ironic ability for him to have. Yeah it only healed yourself, but we're talking about the Chosen One here. Life finds a way.

Luke: "It was probably from the ancient Jedi texts." Well, you could do force healing in "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic", so that actually checks out.

@miguelzavaleta1911

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh KOTOR2 AKA the best thing to come out of the star wars media franchise.

@skeetsmcgrew3282

2 жыл бұрын

As a young lad KOTOR gave me so much hope for the future of the Star Wars franchise. If only I could have appreciated it would be the last time the IP gave me joy

@SulfuricDonut

2 жыл бұрын

Also in Jedi Academy (taught by Luke Skywalker to his pupils... so how did Kylo not know?). But games are not movies, and things added as practical game mechanics can't be assumed as cannon.

@Ghost1170

2 жыл бұрын

@@miguelzavaleta1911 kotor 2 is half a masterpiece. Shits unfinished

@theapexsurvivor9538

2 жыл бұрын

@@SulfuricDonut yeah, otherwise we'd have to take Force Unleashed as canon, and let's be honest that'd be ridiculous.

"I let you kill me" was hilarious, both the animation and delivery

Yoda laughing like a maniac is my favorite thing in the world

A wise man once said, "THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!"

Imagine if it was like “Since when is force healing a thing?” “Oh it’s been a thing.. You just.. Never Asked. You went straight for the restricted section-Anakin it was in ‘Being a Jedi Knight and You’, I rented that book for you. Did you never read it?” “..You know. Looking back, I might have been a bit hasty in my decision making.”

@arkraith4148

2 жыл бұрын

This would totally fit, lol "And you never brought this up?!" "You turned to the darkside before we could even tell you about it! Hard to bring up force healing after you've killed 95% of all Jedi!"

@jerry3790

2 жыл бұрын

Well obi wan didn’t know the technique either or qui gon would be alive

@memesnahgee5259

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerry3790 well what if it’s a knight thing and not a Padawan thing

@khalils.4525

2 жыл бұрын

@@memesnahgee5259 and since Obi wan was training Anakin since pad days he never learned it, 😂

@servalerror

2 жыл бұрын

Well there was the scene when Anakin asked Yoda if there was a way to stop people from dying, and Yoda was just like "Death is natural, just let people die lol" So the downfall of the Jedi is just due to Yoda being unhinged

I love how it took Anakin decades to becomes as powerful as he was before becoming Darth Vader, then more decades after that to defeat Palpatine after being literately being born by the Force. Also how Luke took 5 years, being taught by two Jedi Masters, to just be able to take the hand of Vader and beat him down with access to the dark side and eventually being the catalyst for Darth Vader to redeem himself and become Anakin once again. Rey however within a year becomes the most power Force user to have ever existed, virtually no training, read some books and is able to go toe to toe with Kylo Ren, who has decades of training, able to defeat half of Snokes best guards, and destroy Palpatine. She looks at the Force and asks herself, is this going to be hard and the plot tells her no it will be super easy barely an inconvenience

@LadyFairChildVideo

2 жыл бұрын

explanation: she's a female. and Hollywoke needs females to be strong. no matter what logic it defies.

@garettweddle8292

2 жыл бұрын

Force dyads are the thing it's not a stretch for her to basically have all of Kylo's training because of her force connection to him, not to mention she's the grand daughter of palpitine like ho Anakin's grand kid were arguably more powerful than legends Luke who was way more powerful than Vader/Anakin

@steeltimberwolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@garettweddle8292 So your explanation is the thing that Disney made up after fans started to question how Rey was so powerful as your reasoning? I mean Force dyads were literately invented in 2021.

@garettweddle8292

2 жыл бұрын

@@steeltimberwolf Wow so the reason luke beat Vader in the original trilogy is because of the force? Vader was a Jedi waaaayyyy longer than like he was literally born out of the force and he kept getting more powerful even after getting chopped up and the studying under the most powerful "darkside user" for years and then his son just beats him cause an old man started teaching him years and years later than Vader started him training, he beats him cause he talked to a frog in a swamp?!? That's soooo stupid! They made that up just so a rebel could take down a Galaxy sized empire, that's soooo un reasonable, that's soooooo unrealistic, they made up a ton of bullshit just so they could push the agenda of a rebel boy beating his father who represents communism and supremist ideals and everything bad could fall back to the good guys. Flying between solar systems? They just made that up it's basically just magic, hyperspace? An alternate dimension? They just made that up for the movie so that's stupid. Luke should have just been killed in the first movie and that be the end of it that's the only thing that makes SENSE.

@scottphillips8607

2 жыл бұрын

@@garettweddle8292 Did you read legends? In what way are any of Vader's grandkids arguably stronger than Luke? Jacen went from being all "yeah I can probably take Luke" to being incredibly proud that he survived after actually fighting Luke. To paraphrase one scene in one of the books, 'Jacen found out how much force Luke could muster' (in reference to Luke making him see a whole fleet that wasn't there then ripping his seat out of the socket in his starfighter and smashing Jacen's face into the controls).

On top of the other bad writing, if the only thing we're falling back on is that she had some very informative texts, Ray is still doing a superhuman feet. Someone from the desert with little to no textual reading skills can read, decipher the meaning of, and memorize ancient text in less than a year is beyond normal capacity even for a jedi.

@joshuaanderson1712

Жыл бұрын

Not even that, I remember in the original trilogy that Luke wasn't able to correctly make his lightsaber by following the written instructions, he needed to use the force to do it. So not only do you need to read all the texts and comprehend what is a philosophical metaphor and what is clear writing on top of people not writing every step/etc down you have to deal with the parts where they effectively lie to you.

@yunglink992

Жыл бұрын

Scratch less than a year, try a couple of weeks. The entire Sequel Trilogy takes place over the span of like a month.

@ezramiller8936

Жыл бұрын

@@yunglink992 Good point

@IrishAndroid

11 ай бұрын

Superhuman feet. Tarantino is pleased.

The last part where he force chokes Yoda made me laugh so much!!

Love how Anakin is a little pissed but his time as a psychopath lead him to be passive aggressive and monotone due to just being depressed.

@upsidedownpyramid7617

Жыл бұрын

Passive aggressive and monotone is who Anakin was and is now, its always been hilarious. As Vader he was a terrifying killer, but as Anakin he is equally as terrifying but much more chill.

@Alejandro_C62

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! Like Elon Musk.

It was deep in the bowels of the End User License Agreement where she found greater power

@mikeduff2070

2 жыл бұрын

the very first page with the special thanks list, that scrolled out when you open the book taught her to controll her abilities in such a way, other jedi thought impossible.

The urge to force choke Yoda seems like something natural.

As a person who never could get in to Star Wars, gotta say, force healing sounds like a really bad idea to add to the im guessing 9th film of the series

@TheSquareOnes

2 жыл бұрын

11th if you go by continuity. To be fair though the entire franchise is just one long string of "fuck it, throw it in" with no real rhyme or reason, it started as a mess and just got more bloated with nonsense as more and more writers jumped on board. It's a pretty enjoyable watch once through though, not high art but not a waste of time either if you can appreciate weird sci-fi settings and laser swordfights.

@skeetsmcgrew3282

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSquareOnes idk man, I saw Last Jedi in theaters with no knowledge of the other new films and my favorite part was roasting it with my friends after the movie. Actually no, my favorite part was making me appreciate how just regular mediocre Episodes 1-3 were. Rewatching them Im like, ok but these are actually competent films

@General_Flores

2 жыл бұрын

But they aren't just adding it in. It's been in the Expanded Universe long before these films. We can even use it in the KOTOR games without needing someone else IIRC, just draining some of your force energy for a time to heal yourself even.

@zettozettomer2640

2 жыл бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 wait, what? If you were rewatching the prequel series, htw had you never seen the other movies?

@skeetsmcgrew3282

2 жыл бұрын

@@zettozettomer2640 I meant episode 7 and Solo or whatever. Never seen them and dont want to

Watched this like 5 times and i still cant get over how perfectly you did Obi-Wan and Anakin ...

to be fair, force healing was in the star wars games long before the disney retcon.

In Legends, force healing was a thing, but could only help cells and nerves reconnect quicker than they normally would. It required multiple hour long sessions for days to heal a cut or burn, and no way could it heal a massive stab wound instantly

@KF1

2 ай бұрын

What if it was applied by both Anakin and Obi during, say, the course of childbirth andnsome time after?

I love how he just throws his hands up in disgust like “WTF was that?!”

@arnaldovaldes8393

2 жыл бұрын

I loved it when he did that😂

Burst out laughing at the ending there, well played. Also “she seems effortlessly more powerful than all of us” is too good

@finfrog3237

2 жыл бұрын

"That's how everything works for me as well." ~Mary Sue

Love the idea of Anakin, Luke and obi wanna spirits having a serious conversation then Yoda jumping around being silly and Anakin ending up chocking him 😂

The Anakin voice is spot on, and Ben's seems like a reasonable middle ground between young and old Ben.

Force healing really does break the narrative of the previous two trilogies

@skeetsmcgrew3282

2 жыл бұрын

The entire reaaon Anakin went crazy is because he wanted to bring his gf back from the dead instead of just keeping her from dying lol

@General_Flores

2 жыл бұрын

But force healing has long been an ability in Star wars and was canon until Disney took over

@Acesahn

2 жыл бұрын

@@General_Flores In video games... which operate in video game mechanics.

@General_Flores

2 жыл бұрын

@@Acesahn yes, but that still doesn't change anything. It is in the lore whether you like it or not. It's even in the comics/novels. Ki-Adi-Mundi uses it to heal a broken collar bone prior to Order 66. Plagueis creating life with the force manipulating midiclorians is also considered a form of force healing.

@Acesahn

2 жыл бұрын

@@General_Flores It changes everything actually. If video games didn't do it for the sake of gameplay it most likely wouldn't exist at all.

And then we got Grogu who can heal entire wounds despite being a baby and having no knowledge of the technique.

@texanplayer7651

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but he is 50 years old. Basically just as much time to learn the force by himself. Basically as a baby he learned about the Force more than Rey has lived. He also gets very weak and sleepy when using these powers, unlike Rey, who can even resist sith mind force control without even knowikg what that is. Or for that matter resist the temptations of the dark side like a WW2 bunker would resist the weight of one soldier standing on it.

@overlorddante

2 жыл бұрын

Which is still bullshit

@creeperslayer241

2 жыл бұрын

Grogu is older than Rey and his background is generally unknown. He don't know what kind of training, if any, he's had. So it's easier to believe he can do certain things, especially when he has the weakness of it taking a lot out of him and making him pass out. For Rey, we know that she has had no training and that she didn't even train herself because she didn't even know the Jedi existed. She's basically in the place of Han when Luke starts his training. So just imagine if Han started to do all the shit Rey does. It would be dumb, right? Instead what they should have done was had Rey's backstory be vague, have her know the Jedi and the force exist. Have her be a bit more jaded and less starry eyed. Then we can more readily accept her abilities because we don't know that she's had zero training and is a complete Mary sue. Instead we can think "what if she's a Jedi in hiding or is self taught." Things like that. Also, we all know the only reason they had Grogu do that shit was to make up for Rey doing it. You just know some exec forced that into the script to make up for another one of Reys Mary Sue moments and make it seem like it isn't completely unique to her. Like they are saying "See? She isn't a Mary Sue, the babu can do it to. Which is somehow better"

@dvmpld9103

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's partially about how it is presented, Grogu was trained by several masters, and Ahsoka says that he has a lot of fear in him. Maybe one of his masters taught him how to channel the fear of loss in order to heal allies, but this connection to fear turned this into a forbidden technique for the Jedi. The Jedi were very afraid of anything that could "lead to the Dark Side".

@christopherwilliams7845

2 жыл бұрын

@@texanplayer7651 I'm fine with this explanation but if Grogu was taught Force Healing by the Jedi, during the exact same time where he was at the temple as Anakin, then how the hell did Anakin not know Force Healing. "Oh let's teach magic medicine to Baby Yoda but not the dude who loses it at the thought of anyone he cares about dying."

Gotta learn those pro strats

Bro these videos are peak. I love it lmao

As the Master Yoda said many times: "My stick is better than bacon"

@stevenclark1662

2 жыл бұрын

Its mah stick!

@Kiobao

2 жыл бұрын

but of course! another one of his best quotes "Seagulls poke at my head. not fun. I said Seagulls, stop it now." Seagulls gonna come and poke you in the coconut. And they did. Wise words to live by.

@heathb4319

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kiobao dont forget that his stick is the one he found under the log that had a baby stick

@MuToiDMaN

3 ай бұрын

It's just a stick!

Sooooo anakin was justified this whole time lol the reason he wanted to become a Jedi Master was to get access to the Jedi archives (which only masters could) because he thought there was something in there that could help Padme. Turns out, there was! So Mace Windu is just a dick

@toreadum8ass

2 жыл бұрын

Except even the masters had no knowledge of this technique, it was lost to them and the archives had no records on it. All the more reason why the sequel trilogy is just one giant ass-pull.

@gumilangputraandiwaluya987

2 жыл бұрын

Dick he is indeed, hahahahahhaha

@AzureKyle

2 жыл бұрын

@@toreadum8ass And yet in the now non-canon EU (thanks Disney) it was a very common skill. Especially in the Jedi Knight games, and the KOTOR games (Including SWTOR, where they have an actual healing jedi/sith) Though, tbf, the KOTOR games (and SWTOR) take place long before the prequels. But Jedi Knight starts with Dark Forces, which take place during the original trilogy, and expand into post RotJ, with the story of Kyle Katarn and later Jaden Korr.

@megasora4

2 жыл бұрын

@@AzureKyle your not wrong, it was common back in the old republic age, but became more rare with time. around lukes era of the EU books, it was extremely rare to see and still carred the risk of the users death if they poured too much in. the most we get outside of certain situations is self meditation wich heals minor wounds on the user (taught in the jedi academy with leia's children.) or the version shown in the sequel trilogy (the one rey uses) wich expends the users life energy to heal another. Kotor's force heal kinda falls in a middle ground here. it can be used to heal the self, wich would normally have it fall under meditation. but it can also heal allies, we could chalk this up to game mechanics.... or we can go with some of the old rebuplic books and use the logic that the light side of the force was stronger, so it used less of the users life. tldr: it got less common as time progressed.

@johns9652

2 жыл бұрын

It's all a circular firing squad though, as the whole reason Padme was going to die in childbirth all along was Anakin's fall and her losing the will to live (weak plotline, I know). In theory, Anakin also could have saved Padme by just killing himself, or at least going off to be a hermit somewhere remote like Yoda did on Dagobah. But mostly it is all BS, just because Kathleen Kennedy wanted Rey to be "the bestest girl evar" and "The Force is Female". Don't even get me started on JJ and his Schrodinger's Plotlines, or Rian and his subperversions of expectations. Poor George. If only the prequel trilogy had been just a little better, and more well received, he might not have ever sold to The Rat, and we wouldn't have had to see it all run into the ground.

It's said, the title for one of the ancient text was aptly called, *"MarySues and how to write them"*

Best one. The monotonous anger from anakin is the funniest shit

The Hayden Christensen impression was spot on

“She seems effortlessly more powerful than all of us.” That’s called plot armor and bad writing.

@makoto-samaru8004

2 жыл бұрын

Or just mary sue.

@voidofcheese4652

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and "ooooooh woman strong oooooh"

@molassesman4066

2 жыл бұрын

@kc korea problem is Ashoka tano exists so they arkeady had the first female mainish character

@ExileTwilight

2 жыл бұрын

@kc korea Are we forgetting Leia, the princess who basically saved everyones asses on the Death Star when they were cornered, strangled Jabba the Hutt with the chain he put on her and was a big part in leading the Rebellion and forming the New Republic? As for Ashoka, she's a character from the Clone Wars tv series who grow over the course of the series and later take big parts in future series (she even has a live action cameo/episode in The Mandalorian).

@SaltyBob355

2 жыл бұрын

Would have loved to see Han’s ghost (even though not a Jedi) chime in, …”You know, I flew that ship for 40 years….”

We need more of these, they're hilarious and blow them plotholes wide open.💥🤯💥

Dude, the mimickry of the voices is almost spot on. Nice job

Lego Yoda Death sound. Based.

Best animation i seen all year

@PashaGamingYT

2 жыл бұрын

Not exactly…

@b00psn00t

2 жыл бұрын

it’s motion tracked

@PashaGamingYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@b00psn00t It’s not, it’s just a video of a real guy manually traced

@jeffbrownstain

2 жыл бұрын

While a lot agree showing by the likes, I've scrolled through over 400 comments and you're the only other person beside me saying this so far. Criminally underrated aspect of the short.

@jeffbrownstain

2 жыл бұрын

@@PashaGamingYT Considering the quality of content you keep on your channel, I'd recommend you get another 10-20 years of media appreciation and critque under your belt before you want to question others *opinions. I can see it not being in your taste but this is definitely some of the most creatively drawn work put out anywhere in a long time. Certainly better than anything I see coming from you...

Yoda at the end had me DYING

This dialogue right here would have saved me a lot of grief when watching the sequels

Fun fact, force healing was actual an ability Anakin found out he had while he was Vader, but when he tried to heal himself he couldn't let go of his pain and guilt

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

It was a darkside ability I think. Though perhaps that's what Rey was using, she could use the Force lightning unintentionally so she do the Force healing without knowing as well.

@psychophilosopher3674

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enzo012 healing was derived from love and forgiveness. That's why Anakin wouldn't heal himself, he couldn't bear to forgive himself

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

@@psychophilosopher3674 Vader was definitely using the darkside to heal himself in Shadows of the Empire. The problem was as soon as it worked and he could breath unaided he felt good and at peace but that broke his darkside concentration so he wasn't able to maintain it. Also Darth Plagueis the Wise could use the Force to 'prevent people he cared about from dying' an ability that could not be learned from a Jedi, sounds to me like darkside Force healing or Force resuscitation like Kylo did to Rey in RoS

@psychophilosopher3674

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enzo012 idk about that, I think it's viewed as a darkside power in the sense that it is an emotionally driven ability.

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

@@psychophilosopher3674 To attain full mastery of the Force you must learn to encompass a broader view including the darkside. Not just the narrow dogmatism of the Jedi. Then you can kill some children.

Anakin: Hey, I’m literally on fire in the middle of an industrial volcanic planet. Can you maybe... do the thing I read about in that old book? Obi-Wan: What thing? Imagine reading the books *leaves*

My favourite bit is the fact that Anakin and Obi Wan and Padme were saved by Stass Allie when she joined Mace Windu in the Clone Wars and she literally teaches Jedi how to heal with the force lol

BRO THAT WAS AMAZING SOOO WELL MADE AT THE POINT!!

This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen...just...the moment Anakin opens his arms in the beginning like "yo...wtf was that?" You can hear that in his movements and it kills me every time. I've watched this so much just for that 1 second XD thank you so much for being amazing

@djancak

Жыл бұрын

i've never really been that deep into star wars but i know enough about it for this video to make me laugh so hard i cried

"She seems effortlessly more powerfull than all of us..." Fantastic line ahahha

@jupiterrising887

2 жыл бұрын

tHe FoRcE iS fEmAlE

I love how you replicated the exact move of insane yoda at the end. Taken straight from the movie.

You are genius, really. I am currently rewatching all of your SW videos, how can you play Anakin this well?!!! It's a very talented writing and acting.

imagine if the force could do anything with enough practice, but force users unintentionally restrict each other by believing it doesn't work x way

@TheJared38

2 жыл бұрын

That is entirely believable and plausible. That or just " Well, I just never thought about using it like that"

@danieljames1868

2 жыл бұрын

Between the White Current and dathomiri Magicks? One's viewpoint on the Force genuinely does seem to effect how one can use it to a truely monumental degree. Hilariously, given that dathomiri magick seems to use both light and dark without any real distinction, the whole addictive nature of the dark is probably thanks to perspective too...

@Merilirem

2 жыл бұрын

I mean that always seemed like how it worked.

@libertyprime6932

2 жыл бұрын

Why imagine that Disney Star Wars is dumber than it already is?

@willowism

2 жыл бұрын

Considering the stagnant nature of the Republic Jedi, that... Really makes sense

This is canon to me. No one can say otherwise

I've watched this (and other SW-related spoofs) several times, while only watching each of the Disney trilogy once. Says something about the quality of writing about them both.

@gracekai-williams

Жыл бұрын

I am sorry but most of the comments can be summed up in 2 words: 🙄🙄 hard-core group think

@BOBMAN1980

Жыл бұрын

@@gracekai-williams Or it could be that everyone who liked the video enough to comment likes it for more-or-less the same reason.

I like at the end where you put seagull stop that

My husband showed me this and now I've rewatched it a dozen times in the last 2 days. Every time ending with me laughing so hard I can't breathe and crying. You did a good job on this one, definitely earned my sub to you

I had to wait for my howls of laughter to stop to write this. OMG, that ending! I freaking lost it! I love the slow build-up, this is commodity gold.

@JimothyJamesonJr

2 жыл бұрын

Gold is a commodity

I wanted yoda to break out with song "Stop it Now Seagulls!"

I watched this at work and had to keep myself from cackling at the end...

Rei learned the power from the books. The books that Luke had. The books that Yoda burned. The books could have prevented and explained a lot of shit but Yoda burned them. Yoda was the Phantom Menace the entire time.

@SakiBlablabla

2 жыл бұрын

Yoda did not burned the books tho , Rey stole them , he probably knew, he just fired up a really old tree trunk so he could make a point to Luke ! I mean always a drama queen the grand master was !

@babsbybend

Жыл бұрын

"Page turners they were not.,"

@isopodslug6365

Жыл бұрын

Yoda never actually burned the books if you watch a few scenes later it looks like rey stashed the books In some sort of drawer

@karolinakuc4783

11 ай бұрын

​@@SakiBlablablaA lot speculate Rey is just a reincarnation of Palpatine

@pugofwarbr

10 ай бұрын

even in death Yoda could call a lightning, that could be very useful in crucial moments

i mean theres a rather simple answer to all this with that being some knuckle head forgot to return the ancient jedi texts and forgetting to return it back after reading them to the jedi libery

This is the most Anakin has ever done on being a father, questioning Luke’s teaching 😂

Thank you so much for bringing this to light, it's bugged me so long

Im dead 😂 thank you for this video please more

@le_meme_man8983

2 жыл бұрын

Heyyy! Whatchu doing here!

This was brilliant. The end was so sudden and perfect, I bursted into such hearty laughter. Good show!

Yo the ending is perfect

I love how Anakin throws his arms up like WTF how did she do that

Revan: wait. they dont know how to use force healing? Kyle Katarn: How the hell do I know how to use force healing? Every Jedi: How come the masters dont know how to use force healing?

@brunomarty5942

2 жыл бұрын

Yoda was what? 800 years old? 900? He lived long enough and didnt learn the force healing nor did he teached it...

@toastytoast9800

2 жыл бұрын

@@brunomarty5942 must've not read it

@grandadmiralthrawn3164

2 жыл бұрын

@@brunomarty5942 yoda knew he just did not use it, how do you think he kept himself alive on dagobah

@brunomarty5942

2 жыл бұрын

@@grandadmiralthrawn3164 so, how many jedi died because they didnt know how to force heal their wounds? Or better yet, how many civilians died because the jedi didnt know how to help them in time to save them? The jedi council were corrupt, but this much?

@grandadmiralthrawn3164

2 жыл бұрын

@@brunomarty5942 because it was too difficult for the average jedi to do and for Yoda to spend all his time travelling the galaxy healing people would not be tennable. Then we also have the fact that the power could be abused and used by jedi to heal ones they are attached to