He was on the BRINK of killing himself, Stan simply motivated him.

@JaytheRookie

3 жыл бұрын

I liked this and scrolled past it. *THEN I GOT THE JOKE*

@zanthyr6525

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny because Brink is my last name and I plan to be a teacher

@DaeDaeDotNet

3 жыл бұрын

Just the push he needed

@blackdemonknight

3 жыл бұрын

It's okay he is still alive apperently

@doctorquack-pot4214

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackdemonknight Damn

The look on Steve’s face makes this better...Like he’s had to deal with this crap before...

@jackmist

3 жыл бұрын

He lives with the guy sooooo.

@nunya2587

3 жыл бұрын

That's the point of the episode. He interviews stan for his report on the phone but he just goes on these long tangents giving way too much info.

@justjokinntokin5474

3 жыл бұрын

0:44 Steves face says it all 😂💀⚰

@conntoons_4848

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna lie, it kinda reminds me of Rick and Morty. Morty is so used to Rick that almost nothing surprises him anymore

@shirogane5972

3 жыл бұрын

He has this entire episode

Stan went from "Good Morning USA" to "This is America" real quick

@Gaby-fb7gh

Жыл бұрын

😂 pretty much.

@joshanonline

10 ай бұрын

And getting increasingly worse. Nukes used to be scary, but now I feel relief they are coming. Going out accompanied is the best 😊

@jonathanwells223

10 ай бұрын

Didn’t used to be, was pretty great until the late 90’s. Bush did 9/11

@Sus_pumpkin

22 күн бұрын

@@joshanonlineI hope your ok now😊

@BenjaminSaragosa

12 күн бұрын

​@@Sus_pumpkinno, but he doesn't have to be either.

The writing on American dad never fails to intrigue me.

@superstarultra28

2 жыл бұрын

It's way better than FG writing.

@BCHolbrook

Жыл бұрын

@@superstarultra28 Agreed.

@MamadNobari

Жыл бұрын

@familyguycomps disagreed

@aegis6485

Жыл бұрын

​@Family Guy Full Free Episodes 1080p I disagree with your disagreement.

@Earlierfour

Жыл бұрын

What episo#s th

"Diarrhea more often than not" 😂🤣😂🤣 that ish gets me every time lol

@qwertyqwertovich4912

3 жыл бұрын

Man, that's funny when you don't live like that. Oh wait, I live like that and that's still funny

@oliverimhoof

3 жыл бұрын

@@qwertyqwertovich4912 So you're just constantly painting the toilet brown and hysterically laughing? Huh. That IS pretty funny.

@qwertyqwertovich4912

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverimhoof You dont say :D Actually I just need to improve my eating habbits and cooking skills ;c

@Wertsir

3 жыл бұрын

My diet is 30% capsaicin.

@flyingpastakitty

3 жыл бұрын

Lol IBS can be a b**** sometimes! 😂😂😂

So what you're telling me is... Stan: Good morning, USAaaaaaa! *reality hits* Oh...

@DaveMiller6042

3 жыл бұрын

Haha. That's true.

@connorclemmons8698

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a missed opportunity right there for this episode...

@mervynlarrier9424

3 жыл бұрын

why do you think he needs to sing the song? lmao

@astein1187

3 жыл бұрын

dang that realization got me messed up. It's still my favorite show of the three though

@sovereign4535

3 жыл бұрын

He sings the song to fight his never-ending suicidal depression.

The fact that Steve puts up with that every day should really grant him a lot of respect from his classmates.

@jonathanwells223

10 ай бұрын

School children only respect nastiness of character, Steve is somewhat meek so that will forever make him a target

@Magnet_Chaos

9 ай бұрын

He thing is that is not every day. Stan is ONLY like this trought the phone. So he is normal when Steve talks to him in person. The issue there is that Stan doesn't talk about his life in person so Steve can't interview him unless is trought the phone.

@zenketski

9 ай бұрын

Sir this is a comedy. Nerd characters don't get respect.

@ravinraven6913

3 ай бұрын

what country do you think he goes to school in? Thats just another reason hed be made fun of. Dads in the CIA and yet hes such a baby

I didn't know teachers had the authority to dismiss life

@nessiev2373

3 жыл бұрын

"the grim reaper doesnt dismiss you i do"

@estebangutierrez160

3 жыл бұрын

Ryuk: interesting

@calebcarmichael2257

Жыл бұрын

They wish.

@Earlierfour

Жыл бұрын

What's the episode

@Nah-NoNeed_

Жыл бұрын

@@Earlierfour S08E09 You should try reading the description sometimes. More often than not whatever you’re looking for is found right there.

I lost count on how many times i replayed this.

@dresdi

4 жыл бұрын

It's fucking hilarious lmao

@bxd_intxntixn4377

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@ghg436

3 жыл бұрын

once?

@derbyjr

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, you good bro?

@brodylake7658

3 жыл бұрын

It’s somewhere between 1 and 200,000 times

0:23 “alright mr.brink here we go.” He sounds like he’s done this before lmao

@MrSeniorwaffles

3 жыл бұрын

He has, the whole plot is him just trying to ask Stan questions for his history class and everytime he does he just goes off about stuff that's way too personal

@ariejohnson1944

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSeniorwaffles I doubt that

@logicphile6207

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariejohnson1944 It's not like this is some known unknown. The episode is available to watch. You watched a clip wherein what SeniorWaffles described what happened perfectly. What more do you want?

@ariejohnson1944

3 жыл бұрын

@@logicphile6207 liar I saw the episodes

@logicphile6207

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariejohnson1944 And what happened, in your view?

The transition between “who was the first president?” To immediately talking about killings himself is perfect. It’s too good man, TOO GOOD!

"I don't know if there's an afterlife." So he just admitted that he questions God even though he's living in his personal Heaven.

@HyperChara

3 жыл бұрын

And point a heaven gun at God's head. And had an atheist friend comeback to life after that friend met the devil. And met his Gaurdian Angel, finding out that he in a _"Wonder life"_ Christmas lesson and this isn't his real family. And made a deal with the Devil to revive him and his wife in exchange for going to Hell after dying the next time (He plans on training for Ninja Warrior course in Hell to get to Heaven) We don't think about continuity here.

@Garrus1995

3 жыл бұрын

I hate when a show doesn't have any sense of continuity. I get that they're making a joke, but said joke ignores a major piece of character development for Stan, namely that he has personally interacted with angels, God and other supernatural forces.

@goodolrainbowpet

3 жыл бұрын

he isnt... think of that episode like simpsons treehouse of horrors... its not cannon... and i dont know when this episode aired but tbere was an experience he had where he killed himself and francine and went to heaven and sold his soul to the devil

@robertmartin8907

3 жыл бұрын

@Jack Marsden Brian's met Jesus before and he is still an atheist. They even. Brought up the fact that he has met Jesus when talking about his atheism.

@rainmaker5199

3 жыл бұрын

@@Garrus1995 Eh the shows on a floating timeline, character development outside of things like cast changes doesn't really occur. If it did Steve would've graduated after season 4. It really only exists within the confines of the episode or two part episode if that.

My favorite part of this honestly, was seeing the horrified looks on the students' faces 🤦‍♂️😂 idk why, either

@owenb8636

3 жыл бұрын

Hearing what their future has in store for them

@WannabeWryter

3 жыл бұрын

And the squishy noise in the end there as he most likely hits the payment.

@redes9529

3 жыл бұрын

@@WannabeWryter most likely

@reinaemiya

3 жыл бұрын

@@redes9529 did you see him hitting the pavement

@redes9529

3 жыл бұрын

@@reinaemiya your right he stopped mid fall

0:23 I love the moment of 'oh you want to play like that Mr. Brink? Game on.' from Steve

@MrChaoticreign

3 жыл бұрын

Steve: are we doing this now? Oh we are doing this, let's fucking Gooooood teach!

The part about the first 5 seconds when he wakes up being his only happy time, that shit was waaaaaay too real lol.

@LennyQUMFIF

Жыл бұрын

So it's pretty much when he says "Good Morning, USA" after he says that he remembers

@PipeGuy64Bit

Жыл бұрын

@@LennyQUMFIF Stan smiling through the rest of the intro is just a mask he puts on

@Allen667sjja

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, that or alcohol

@squallstopher608

Жыл бұрын

Even the first 5 seconds suck, as I fumble for my alarm...

@Berserker3624

10 ай бұрын

Sorry dude I kinda know how that feels and I honestly feel like if there’s not a change I’m gonna end exactly like stan expect, I doubt I’ll have wife or home

Seth green: Makes script on suicidal speech Me: No no hes got a point

@thephoenixxm4160

3 жыл бұрын

*Seth MacFarlane not Seth Green.

@averymichaels2087

3 жыл бұрын

Seth, actually isn't the creative mind or writer for this show. He's really just a voice actor who's friends with Matt Weitzman & Mike Barker that gave him co creator credit & an executive producer nod to push FOX to greenlight the show. Seth doesn't write or come up with storylines for American Dad as everyone thinks he does. That's Family Guy, where Seth has WAY MORE say over.

@lordpsi99

3 жыл бұрын

@@averymichaels2087 This comes from a guy with the same first name as Avery Bullock. Checks out.

@animefan2454

3 жыл бұрын

@@averymichaels2087 don't think anymore since family guy is trash

@commanderfiendfyre4095

2 жыл бұрын

@@animefan2454 Not really, the Waxed stairs gag was side-splitting!

Steve: "hey dad who was president when you were born" Stan: *proceeds to talk about suicide and death* EDIT: its litterly been a year stop commenting on my post ANOTHER EDIT: ...i did that to myself

@primeapocalypse6291

3 жыл бұрын

Me when my kids ask about Donald Trump and his cult

@romanplays1

3 жыл бұрын

@@primeapocalypse6291 i assume you haven't been to twitter these last few months?

@Ravenleaf182

3 жыл бұрын

must've been Kennedy

@timothyness6695

3 жыл бұрын

@@primeapocalypse6291 ok ya brainwashed sheep

@JcBravo8

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ravenleaf182 I was about to make the same post lol.

Teacher: steve, I think you're just trying to get out of this assignment. Steve: game on bitch. You wanna hear what I gotta deal with? Fine by me!

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Teacher: he’s right, Life dismissed

@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950

2 жыл бұрын

Legendary comment rigth thare XD

@Tigerman1138

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much!

@abigails4088

Жыл бұрын

had something like that once... teacher even gave me detention for 3 days over it. day 1, I sat there are glared at the chalkboard for the whole period without doing anything else of substance. detention teacher asked me to explain what was bothering me about being there... she agreed with me and overruled him, cancelling the rest of my detention. > Yeah, when a smart person tells you "I didn't actually LEARN anything new" during a lesson, it's not a criticism of your lesson plan or competency as a teacher, it's just a simple statement of fact. I already knew every single thing in the material.

@Celestial_Wing

Жыл бұрын

Always satisfying seeing a know it all teacher get set straight.

This feels like an Archer practical elaborate voicemail

@Laserbeak316

3 жыл бұрын

Had the call ended with a gunshot and then “Hahaha! Elaborate voicemail hoax!” Then it would be funny.

His last name was _"Brink."_ That should've been a hint.

@ravinraven6913

3 ай бұрын

an extreme edge of land before a steep or vertical slope....seems like the name came after the joke did, just worked backwards.

The looks on everyones faces when Stan talked, some were shocked and others were terrified in fact it's amazing that everyone in that classroom didn't try to kill themselves.

@baptisteramiro1918

Жыл бұрын

Exept the teacher which i think he succeeded

"And that's why my dad didn't go to his dad's funeral, and why I won't go to my dad's funeral!"

Most realistic thing: middle-age including anxiety, disappointment... and diarrhea more often than not... Least realistic thing: 16 students in a public high school class

@rattles8789

3 жыл бұрын

That and all the students are present

@alejandrobotero8725

3 жыл бұрын

Be more like 38-42 in a class, 25-30 regulars. The rest on some random rotation of in and out days....but I'm old like that

@Wolfbane1677

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know I had less then 40 in my whole senior class, and had less going to the same class at the same time hell my biggest class was weights but that was just because the whole football team had to take it. But then again I did go to a small public school for that had to take kids from three small towns just so each teacher could at least get 10 students each.

@dwinters6291

3 жыл бұрын

Try a class with 100 students...

@dwinters6291

3 жыл бұрын

And only 10 of them are guys

Stan: *Meets God multiple times* Stan: I don’t know if there’s an afterlife

@YuudaiGH

2 жыл бұрын

OMG your right. I never thought of that.

My own opinion is that Stan was lying each time. He just didn't want Steve calling him.

@SnekOil

3 жыл бұрын

Good theory

@estebangutierrez160

3 жыл бұрын

Or that was their plan

@amaruhoff17

3 жыл бұрын

Sound bout Stan

@davisbowe8668

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Stan has been known to troll his family before so it wouldn't surprise me.

@sikujacob4556

3 жыл бұрын

If you've seen this whole episode, Stan does this every time Steve asked him for help with his assignment. All in all, Stan is a bigger jackass than Brian Griffin.

The best thing about this is Steve’s emotions He was at first nervous and didn’t know how to say anything But when Mr Brink called him out he was like, “Okay game on”

I just noticed Barry has no desk in this scene. Is he actually part of Steve's history class or did he just show up to rant about his dad?

@Joseph_Drew_III

3 жыл бұрын

The best part is that Barry’s personality doesn’t give us any idea to the answer.

@LiveHedgehog

3 жыл бұрын

He was on the front row with Snot, Steve, and Toshi. They didn't show the first row at all when they scrolled across the classroom.

@jackieg340

2 жыл бұрын

I think Barry was shown in the class with them that time Steve failed the history test. I forget the exact episode though

@michaelscott3174

2 жыл бұрын

There's literally an empty desk in the very first shot. Shut up.

@dinglepringle1380

2 жыл бұрын

Less than 5 seconds in, you see Barry’s empty desk. Did you even watch the video before saying dumb shit?

The fact that they didn't just add a thud for the teacher's body hitting the ground, but they also added a splatter sound effect, implying a copious amount of blood is both deeply disturbing but also an incredible display of attention to detail 😰😰

@mr.sausage7716

Жыл бұрын

Gay theory how many gallons of cum can stan squirt with the size balls hes got

Plot twist: Steve actually faked the phone call. It was a recording.

@FEARSWTOR

3 жыл бұрын

Stan must have attended the same Secret Agent Elaborate Voicemail Hoax class that Archer did

@markparkinson6947

3 жыл бұрын

@@FEARSWTOR Yes, he must have, at some point. 😂

@michaelterrell5061

3 жыл бұрын

@@FEARSWTOR yay someone who watches that show.

@bustergundo516

3 жыл бұрын

@@FEARSWTOR yes I was thinking that same thing.

@jamesglamstar6946

3 жыл бұрын

Velius well he has theResources

I relate so much to the part about how he wakes up and he's happy for only a few short fleeting seconds until he remembers all his worries. The past fourteen years of my life have been that an it will never change. I've almost come to not only believe that but also accept it.

@Snappishbench12

Жыл бұрын

Ok

@davestarharris2011

4 ай бұрын

I wish nothing but peace for you

0:54 Stan: I don't know if there an afterlife me: dude, you have been their several times.

@lordpsi99

3 жыл бұрын

Remember the Anti-Christ who could swim in land? xD

@OTDinosaurScrubs

2 жыл бұрын

He probably just thinks they’re dreams or something

00:41 Someone's who has gone through depression wrote that line, lol. When you're depressed, that few seconds of confusion and forgetfulness right after waking up is the highlight of your whole day.

“I gotta feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day!” Ok

I love how everyone is moved by Stan while Steve acts like it's Tuesday.

@LucaLukaszPascua

2 жыл бұрын

His already numb to Stan

Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not I've never identified with a fictional character more than Stan in his moment.

Ok end results aside, big thumbs up to Steve for standing up to his teacher calling him out like that.

I want to know why barry wont go to his dad's funeral

@billybob2388

3 жыл бұрын

maybe you should stop sleeping in class and pay attention to your classmate's reports

@iimiofthekaii

3 жыл бұрын

@@billybob2388 and this is where you get the "Best possible way to reply" achievement

@KaiKrimson56

3 жыл бұрын

I think maybe it's because the drive to the funeral would be too much like the Indie Movie episode for him.

@phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaiKrimson56 nah barry was more angry then sad during his report

@tennatenna3865

2 жыл бұрын

If I remember right, Barry hinted in a different episode that he was abused by his uncle, that may have been what it was, either that or it was a throw away joke. Edit: I say this at the risk of being r/wooooshed

always a great moment when steve is underhandedly confident

So it was during the Kennedy assassination. That's Stan's answer

I'm so glad I'm not like Stan. I rarely get diarrhea.

@yoshidinono8095

2 жыл бұрын

Give it time. That was Stan's point.

@OTDinosaurScrubs

2 жыл бұрын

@@yoshidinono8095 dread it, run from it, -destiny- diarrhoea arrives all the same

@TheKnoxvicious

Жыл бұрын

Liar

thats really disturbing it looks like seth mcfarlane is describing his real life is actually like and that is shit

@bufan7177

4 жыл бұрын

How can seth want to kill himself when he is so rich, famous and talented in singing and voice acting?

@WarriorsfanDubnation

4 жыл бұрын

Bu Fan because life is pointless, that’s why.

@liamroberts1458

3 жыл бұрын

@@WarriorsfanDubnation No, it's because depression can affect everyone. It doesn't matter if your life is fantastic, when you're in that dark pit, it's nigh-impossible to crawl out, but it *can* be done.

@timmytatoe4248

3 жыл бұрын

@@bufan7177 I used to wonder the same thing about Kurt Cobain. That was before I dealt with depression myself. It fucks everyone up that it passes, some worse than others.

@Ry_TSG

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamroberts1458 Who the fuck gave rich and successful people the right to be depressed? They have piles of money, can do whatever, whenever, and if they don't like what they do each day then they can easily afford to do literally anything else that is more meaningful. Any rich person who is depressed is a fucking pussy

How I felt when I was suicidal like a year ago. Don't kill yourself people, you do matter and there's purpose and people who love you. It took me forever to realize that

@cheatbluevii9123

3 жыл бұрын

Cliché...

@UltimateAnimeGamer

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree, man. Life is never worth throwing away. Reach out for help if you or anyone you know feel that way.

@Jackietubepro

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheatbluevii9123 ...

@bonefetcherbrimley7740

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you are doing better these days Peach.

@renroxhrd

3 жыл бұрын

@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 thanks I am

That diarrhea line hit me hard😅

@ravinraven6913

3 ай бұрын

thats probably TMI...usually makes people laugh when they also have issues or know people with that issue.

"whats so great about living" that hits really hard

This is how I feel most times. Adult hood sucks people!

@Spicystachegamer

4 жыл бұрын

That's why use my oculus headset as much as I can It's so I can feel free

@anthonybeam8003

3 жыл бұрын

Video games and Dr.Pepper drown out the bad thoughts for me

@Spicystachegamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonybeam8003 vr is a bit more then a game it's promise that you can oneday emulate real life so well that you might be able to have a new one it's even used in therapy for prisoners and in retirement homes for the elderly

@kenthuang436

3 жыл бұрын

My adulthood isn’t that bad. It’s better than being in high school.

@jamespaguip5913

3 жыл бұрын

@@kenthuang436 same here being adult is much better than being in high school.

Steve looks so done with this

@thebakalord

3 жыл бұрын

Because of that he’s the only one resistant to Stans mid life crisis rants or to any rant of that.

I love how Stan doesn’t even listen to what the question is and how the teacher’s eyes widen when he heard what Stan said.

@ravinraven6913

3 ай бұрын

he listened....he just didn't care. can you not tell the difference? are people really getting that...unable to do basic things now?

Anxiety and disappointment, yep he's right

-Hi, how's it going -This world is imperfect... -What?

@whYLiE09

3 жыл бұрын

@max.adagio 😁

@aliasofgray2854

3 жыл бұрын

-If only I could wipe away the impurities -Is everyone else in the class hearing this? -And make it as beautiful as the USA!

Teacher: Steve you're up.

@YuudaiGH

4 жыл бұрын

Little did he know he’s life was up

@liamroberts1458

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, WOW, no fucking shit! It's almost as if all 1100 and something of us watched the SAME THING. Astronomical!

@kyleandrews453

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamroberts1458 dick

@myleg4508

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamroberts1458 tf are you going in about sped

@benjaminwertz2379

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamroberts1458 look out, we got Einstein over here

This has been one of my favorite American dad scenes since I saw it.

It’s the added wet crunchy splat for me. That extra detail was perf.

I just realized his name is Mr.Brink

I friggin love the look on Steve's face throughout all of it

Wtf... Stan just said to the smallest detail what I feel like every day, even that 5 seconds after sleep. I didn't expected my mentality to be in this show

This never fails to make me laugh

steve: who was president when you were a kid stan: and i took that personally

The Chad American Dad vs the Virgin Family Guy

I was shocked that this was on KZread!! I watched the episode and didn’t even bother searching for this part. However!!!!! Someone else feels the same as I do!! What a relief. We’re not alone men!! Keep soldering on. There is comfort in community. The only difference is, I wake up in a panic. There is NO 5 seconds of peace. Waking up is the worst part of my day. Let’s not give up, but if we do, we do so as bravely as Mr Brink. If ur here it’s because u got a little Brink in u, but I’m with u! Not today brothers, not today. Let’s make it one more day.

@ImScaroused

4 ай бұрын

I hope things are still going well a few months later

The writing in this scene is just so good.

Damn Steve you just killed your teacher! Lol

@yvettestrickland7141

4 жыл бұрын

@Anthony Shedd but Steve had let him the teacher know his excuse

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Well not really Steve’s fault more Stan

@Frog097

3 жыл бұрын

At least the students got to go home early

@TheKrensada

3 жыл бұрын

The teacher was the one who killed himself. nobody else made him do that.

@1angelicdemon1

3 жыл бұрын

No when you are requested to adhere to what you are called to uphold. Yet as leader to your moral obligations as a student of academics of higher learning. To then in turn come up short. Only to be slandered by those in the position of higher authority and expectations from your elders that's quite blissful of your homelife. Upon proper communication skills that are MIA of your own flesh and blood. You cannot expect your upper superiors to show a willingness to understand by your position alone. So with an already damaged reputation from the assumption of said teacher you must bring forth evidence to showcase your authenticity of your word alone. Now that the truth has been told from Stan which is the pun of the joke the truth (so to speak) it reveals that Steve did not bare false witness. Then overdelivered to reveal the insecurities from his teacher by making Stan self project his own life to display the teachers own life. Causing him to jump out of said window. Which steve had no intent of harming. He merely defended himself from being slandered in the first place. So it's not Steve's responsibility for catching teachers jumping out of windows. Besides suicide is not very healthy for you body eat more greens!!!😇 can I have a cookie now?

Meaningless march through my empty days, really hit right there.

@ravinraven6913

3 ай бұрын

empty days and yet no where else in the universe can you expect to have it so nice. at least we have oxygen and aren't constantly being bombarded with radiation. If the days are meaningless, then so is the person experiencing them. make change, do something different, actually be someone

Most relatable thing Stan has ever said

He pushed Mr. Brink to the brink

“So who was president when you were a kid” “oh I don’t know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently” 😂😂

Back in early 1980 my tenth grade history teacher committed suicide. We thought it was great at the time because a) we didn't like him and b) we got a substitute for the rest of the year (who we did like.) It wasn't until around 2005, my early 40's, that it dawned on me that our class might have been the cause of his depression. That and Jimmy Carter had been POTUS for over 3 years at that point and the Iran Hostage Crisis had been going on for a few months.

@Lou-nl7el

3 жыл бұрын

Don't feel too bad, many people make mistakes when they're younger. I also have anxiety about anything to do with Iran and related news and I'm sure being alive at the time of the crisis would have been scary

@branrrez4291

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you killed a man, with the help of dear president Carter of course

@kaneconqueror6560

3 жыл бұрын

@@branrrez4291 one more and he can have a positive kd ratio

@skylarthompson299

3 жыл бұрын

You were a terrible person.

@zeked4200

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds to me like this guy had a lot of other shit going on...it was the 80s, who didn't, right? Maybe you were a factor, but I doubt you were the cause. I mean, if it were *just* his students, he could have got a new job...or transfered school districts...or taken a few years off to pursue whatever "dream job" he had before teacher... Or maybe you did. Maybe you guys were a bunch of turds in his punch bowl and he had just had enough. I doubt it, but that does make for a better story.

This is me as we speak as I sit in my car after a long day at work.

Watch the teachers eyes go from suspicious to terrified after Stan starts ranting about suicide.

I know how stan feels like

There was a splat at the end

@swordchicken5629

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, we have ears.

Will , that explain a lot about Stan's personalty......

Oof, I relate to Stan's problems way more than I should.

@ravinraven6913

3 ай бұрын

thats what life without religion is. sad morose, but only the selfish should care that its meaningless

Life Dismissed

@alaron5698

2 ай бұрын

Can't believe no one else is mentioning that line. It was my favorite one of the clip!

"so who was president when you were a kid" "Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently" 😂 this 0-100 moment still has me dying everytime

The wet sound when the teacher hits the ground 😨

Fun fact: We see from the external shot of the school that Steve's school is only two floors tall. This means that his teacher fell no more than 20 feet, or about 6 meters for those across the pond. The medial fall height is 48 feet, or about four floors, twice what our teach just took. His suicide attempt is likely to end with a couple of annoyingly broken bones, depending on how he landed, potential paralyzation if he breaks his back/spine, crack ribs if he landed on his front, and only possibly death if he angled himself down to try and crack open his skull or snap his neck with the impact. In other words, what a drama queen, like that fall would even have a chance of dismissing life.

I relate to stan

@Crazylegoman3791

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t everyone?

@conversationtosaurusrex

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crazylegoman3791 No, that's not normal

@Crazylegoman3791

2 жыл бұрын

@@conversationtosaurusrex I was kidding and this was a year ago.

@Allen667sjja

Жыл бұрын

@@conversationtosaurusrex it’s pretty normal for a lot of people

You know what really unsettles me? That deep down I agree with Stan through that subconscious thought that is stored way back in the corner of my brain. Whatever this voice, thought or feeling is, no matter how happy and stable I feel I never feel like I was able or will be able to get rid of it. Of course the voice of reason is stronger. the conscious version of me is stronger and in charge. I am stronger and in charge! So I wouldn’t even think about anything melancholic, let alone suicidal. Unless all the stress gets too much, I crumble under the pressure, can no longer keep my emotions in check and go a step too far, I should be fine. I’ve got nothing to worry about

@shanicengcobo5396

11 ай бұрын

This is beautiful.

God: the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do

That teacher's face changed when he found out Steve was telling the truth. Some parents are like that teacher's always say let me talk to your parents when they think the student is lying about what there parents said then find out the student was telling the truth

That's how depression feels

"Oh is that what you think" lol that killed me

I love how fast the teacher’s face changed

I love the face reaction of Steve. He don't give a shit about Stan drama life. 😂😂😂😂😂

I worry about Seth McFarlane sometimes he has so many of these and sometimes they don’t feel like they’re a joke still good though and this video is true :)

@Hippielove90

3 жыл бұрын

Just cause he's the creator doesn't mean he's in charge of every little thing. There's a large number of script writers that work on his shows

@Spicystachegamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hippielove90 seth has had depression from time to time even successful people feel despair.

@thediamondcutter9185

3 жыл бұрын

Very often depressed people joke a lot about suicide trying to let that thought disappear. Sometimes it works, but sometimes it escalates into something worse.

@dansmith935

3 жыл бұрын

Seth MacFarlane stop writing American Dad n family Guy since 2009

@estebangutierrez160

3 жыл бұрын

Seth really wants to quit making Family Guy and American Dad, especially Family Guy because some resent episodes are just movie plots that have been condensed down into an episode with family jokes.

0:35 me when I see kids doing TikToks in public

"I don't know if there's an afterlife?" Man, you know a guy who's been there.

@user-wk3tx9ng7p

Жыл бұрын

abu lahab, no?

Mr. Brink survived that fall, and went on to live a happy life, with no diarrhea, working at his local soup kitchen.

I love how Steve sounds challenging when he says, "Oh, is that what you think? Okay, Mr. Brink, here we go."

Why am I listening to this while getting ready for work?😭

Does anyone else realize that Stan was talking about suicide to a class run by a teacher named Mr. BRINK?

I loved this episode

Life dismissed

Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I can relate

This + the Rick and Morty scene”My life is a joke” go together so well

I can definitely relate to the five seconds thing.

I guess he was on the “Brink” of suicide! Haha

@vihuynhquang5204

3 жыл бұрын

*facepalm* ugh, here we go again...

@ErikPT

3 жыл бұрын

Good one it sounds like Brinks security company

@jackwilson2418

3 жыл бұрын

(Pulls out a string of fishing wire) I'm going to deprive you of all your oxygen from your throat with this if you don't get out

@Virtualweakness

3 жыл бұрын

Ba dum tsssssssss

The opening legit has me laughing my ass off

Ironically, this video gave me life