Drink. Some. Water.

@CrimsonGamer99

7 жыл бұрын

DAMMIT. You people beat me to it.

@ElijahTorok

7 жыл бұрын

CrimsonGamer99 I was dying at that part 😂

@wentrogue8548

7 жыл бұрын

Elijah Torok me too

@swagit4174

7 жыл бұрын

this top comment is EVIL!!

@Krathify

16 күн бұрын

The brutal irritation he displays. perfect.

The voice actor clearly had a lot fun voicing this character.

@jackglover3108

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Opinionaire although he was a good voice actor having one in the first place was dumb

@johnwolf2349

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Glover So you say.

@weebmarck9833

6 жыл бұрын

fallout was a rpg so it was stupid

@everettd

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Glover hAvInG a VoIcE aCtOr In ThE fIrSt PlAcE wAs DuMb

@everettd

6 жыл бұрын

We playin' for the R O L E P L A Y boiz. Now my loli asian hentai build is RUINED thanks to having a voice actor. Thanks alot Bethesda D:

I love how when you’re sarcastic with valentine he doesn’t get offended or laugh, but he just fires back at you

@smooth9075

2 ай бұрын

Because Valentine is sarcastic too 😂

@ThatGuySizzleMac

Ай бұрын

Proof that Valentine is the G.O.A.T.

@stupid_jokester2096

Ай бұрын

​@@smooth9075 no, he's a detective.

@alexref6074

Ай бұрын

He sometimes gets offended by that if you use it in not the right moment. If you answer sarcastic when he asks you about your opinion on D.I.M.A death he will straight point that you are asshole .

@soupcangaming662

27 күн бұрын

@@stupid_jokester2096 Looks the same.

The voice actor was built for sarcasm. He plays it so well.

@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan

3 ай бұрын

You look like a big fan

@Cheezy_Bunz

3 ай бұрын

@@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan By Azura By Azura By Azura! Your rides over mutie!

@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan

3 ай бұрын

@@Cheezy_Bunz I don't have time for you, blonde jimmy neutron

@colatf2

Ай бұрын

Yea his sarcasm lines are his best work in the game

@Divineshortcake

24 күн бұрын

Anyone know who’s the voice actor? He sounds kinda familiar

Sarcastic Survivor: The world took my son and killed my wife. So I'm going to be a smartass to everyone in it

@christopherwinter2099

4 жыл бұрын

I named my Character Sarcastic

@hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895

4 жыл бұрын

The Boss it’s more cynicism at the fucked up world around him as a coping mechanism

@GiordanDiodato

4 жыл бұрын

and his name is Archer.

@donovanfox7752

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895 k

@MaximumHeresey

4 жыл бұрын

...And that also includes my son.

Whoever wrote the Sarcastic dialogue options: we owe you a lot

@stevenhoward6940

4 жыл бұрын

Desperate Boy lmao they never get old. Skyrim has funny dialogue options as well.

@venigos

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Howard there isnt

@aidanrocha2043

4 жыл бұрын

The comedy in NV blows this out of the water. For example: Wang Dang Atomic Tango.

@GamingIncMasterTroll

4 жыл бұрын

More like they owe me a bj

@illiavuika8384

4 жыл бұрын

gaming inc was that supposed to be funny or?

1:55 by far my favorite dialogue. Depending on how you played the game, the SS knows nothing about the shit Vault-Tec's been up to so he's just messing around, not realizing people are gonna take him serious because Vault-Tec's done way more twisted experiments then that

@TeeV479

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@skeletonking2501

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t his vault also supposed to be a cannibalism experiment that just went south?

@RoyLevan

Жыл бұрын

@@skeletonking2501 i don't think so but there was a vault along those lines in New Vegas

@trishymushy2848

Жыл бұрын

@@skeletonking2501 cryogenics

@spindash64

Жыл бұрын

Shit, Vault 111 was arguably supposed to be a SAFE vault, and the largest “fucked up” aspect was just a result of Vault Tech falling apart when the bombs fell.

"You keep that kind of talk up, I might just start to think we're friends." Nick gets it.

Sarcasm is the only emotion that sounds normal in this game

@Mushroom_god69

4 жыл бұрын

Are you still gonna seek revenge on dutch

@Saber23

4 жыл бұрын

Defalt ray not Dutch but Micah

@Mushroom_god69

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saber23 him to

@65firered

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saber23 After Micah.

@trogo3402

4 жыл бұрын

Gav?

00:36 Nates defense at his trail for war crimes

@nightelf2487

18 күн бұрын

That Canadian was the only one that didn’t like maple syrup! He got what was coming XDD

@Nocturnal85

3 күн бұрын

9:03

1:32 “Local man says no” got me dying 3:19 “Igor fetch me the brain” is funny as heck 3:31 “nick and I are going to share a king I won’t see him in compromising positions will i” is to funny 3:50”yummy fresh toast” 4:41 “Superpowers” 6:20 “Choo Choo”

@gamingpanda7516

Жыл бұрын

Mind* But yes those are very good ones. The writers are geniuses.

@Unertl28

7 ай бұрын

3:50 bro, that shit eating grin

@Jay_Gut001

3 ай бұрын

Don’t forget Shamus McFuckyourself 🤣 7:13

“Why the glum face? I thought murder was routine around here” Diamond city security: *Y O U S H U T Y O U R M O U T H*

@cubixman9676

4 жыл бұрын

*N O*

@nicolasfernandeztaboada1656

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAH. AHHHHH Y O U S H U T U P W H E N I M T A L K I N G T O Y O U

@f4fphantomii468

4 жыл бұрын

Ya fucking diamond city Police look like makeshift Raiders! I like accidentally fucking shoot one in the face Everytime I'm in Boston.

@LouisKingLouis

4 жыл бұрын

*I'm not gonna stand here and let you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever seen*

@dirtydan9153

4 жыл бұрын

idk why that guards line reminded me of Step Brothers when Brenan says "hey yah dont say that!"

I love how he constantly sounds like he's just done with everyone's shit.

@pyjamadan9848

5 жыл бұрын

One does not simply to be fair he did wake up to his wife being murdered and son being kidnapped, and depending on what happened he either found out his son is an asshole or his son died of cancer after all the work he went through

@pyjamadan9848

5 жыл бұрын

TheMahMan guy no because in some people’s opinions father is good, but yeah for some people both happened RIP

@dominicjeffrey9477

5 жыл бұрын

I like how the character honestly looks like a dick

@yuishishido8780

5 жыл бұрын

He's 200 years too old for this shit

@matthewmoran3851

5 жыл бұрын

@@pyjamadan9848 One does not simply shoot a mailman in their forehead.

Gotta hand it to Bethesda, their writing of the sarcastic lines and humor is top notch.

@jimbomclimbo7467

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it was the only time the writers were allowed to make anything good

"Hey mister, are you really from the Commonwealth?" "Me? No, I'm from the moon. Still got cheese on my shoes." This has to be the best one. The fact he's being so unnecessarily sarcastic to a kid makes it so much better...

@spindash64

6 ай бұрын

Honestly, that’s just standard dad/uncle behavior: see what the stupidest thing is that you can say that they’ll buy for a few minutes

“Drink. SOME. *WATER.* “

@Omar_Ayman339

2 жыл бұрын

LoL 😂😂😂😂

@Jay_Valentine

2 жыл бұрын

1:04

@elizabethunderwood8154

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite line

@agentrange3840

2 жыл бұрын

Touch some grass

@Idkwhatiam

2 жыл бұрын

Drink some Coca cola espuma

The sarcastic lines seem more realistic than the normal lines

@andrewmartin2905

5 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn’t they be? The Sole Survivor is edgy as hell. Edit: *E* *D* *G* *Y*

@tontonmocrom5082

5 жыл бұрын

1.1 thousand likes and only one comment. Wow. EDIT: WOW

@erkandpent

5 жыл бұрын

Probably because the voice actor is a sarcastic jerk in real life so it came natural. XD

@clovers-vintage-all-sorts

5 жыл бұрын

"Sheemis mick fuck yaself"

@TheBigDil

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

8:13 man, they predicted NFTs.

4:09 I honestly prefer the Nora sarcastic here "Me? I'm playing a game. First guy to grab my ass gets his arm broken; ten points if he's drunk."

Local man says no.

@AurelionSass

6 жыл бұрын

"Smart ass"

@ericperez8615

6 жыл бұрын

The Title But It's Not I can't breath 💀💀

@testing85

6 жыл бұрын

Johnny Melville Same ;-;

@jakoda2514

6 жыл бұрын

I need to play this game again

@Newage416

6 жыл бұрын

First time using that for Piper, I was half expecting the headline to actually read that later on

They turned..._carnivorous_. Best line in the game.

@catman9222

8 жыл бұрын

+Zero Kelvin "Meow"

@snkhuong

8 жыл бұрын

+Zero Kelvin can someone explain to me why it's funny ?

@__fiji

8 жыл бұрын

+snkhuong it's just outlandish

@jonshipley8146

8 жыл бұрын

+"Oakie" lol

@Michael0697

8 жыл бұрын

+Zero Kelvin I lost it when he said that last word.

6:26 *"yeah yeah, because a robot with no limbs is exactly what you want for your digging operation"*

**Disgruntled veteran making his way through pretty much normal Boston**

Missed the best line from Valentine: “If a clever wit and sharp tongue were all we needed to solve our problems, we’d have found your son by now.” OOF.

@bradknightable

4 жыл бұрын

Nick the destroyer.

@bearandthebull2372

4 жыл бұрын

I FELT that one.

@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou

4 жыл бұрын

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN

@adoptdontshop3911

4 жыл бұрын

DESTRUCTION 100

@JS-kr8fs

4 жыл бұрын

He had a family, Nick!

I like that Nick actually throws back some sarcasm.

@NeoRocket001

4 жыл бұрын

Because... Nick.

@EDEZ-PresidentEdo

4 жыл бұрын

"finally, a worthy opponent!"

@user-jg78

4 жыл бұрын

@@EDEZ-PresidentEdo *Nick still defeats his opponent.*

@brianmcdermott7925

4 жыл бұрын

I was here at 666 likes

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

I love being sarcastic so my excitement when, instead of getting mad, Nick replied in kind was huge

Him now being canonically an accomplice in war crimes and laughing about it makes this even better!

@LethalByChoice

17 күн бұрын

Coping with that trauma man

@vortiger7375

10 күн бұрын

I mean the UN doesn't exist so he isnt a war criminal, and even if it did the evil ass us government in the fallout world use nate for propaganda and make him and his buddy heros(the opperation anchorage dlc)

@hannibal_burgz9164

8 күн бұрын

Anyone that unironically believes that is insane imo, it was an incredibly stupid thing that ONE writer has said, never been confirmed in game, obviously was not planned if it is true, so at the very least is a straight up retcon. So no it's not canon. It was "confirmed" by a single writer, outside of the game, and even after he said it, he said it was a dumb idea. I just want to spread the word that it's not actually, cannon

@deanc.c.1018

7 күн бұрын

@@hannibal_burgz9164 fully agree! I’m not particularly fond of Pagliarulo in particular, and that whole incident was amusing in general. My comment was just Reddit tier memeing off the (anti?) hype

I like to think Valentine sees through your sarcasm as just a dude conversing the best way he knows how. Sarcastic protag isn't just a jerk but a candid one.

@Sephiroth08150

Жыл бұрын

It ki'd of helps that Nick has the memory of a pre-war detective, so he understands the sarcasm better than anyone else.

@LethalByChoice

17 күн бұрын

@@Sephiroth08150 Two pre-war relics that get it, like a match made in heaven

The hilarious part is that Nick replies like he's encouraging Sole Survivor to be even more dickish.

@JayFoxer

4 жыл бұрын

besides far harbor when you kill his brother

@housel9352

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I love nick, he admires your sarcasm

@joseescobar2076

3 жыл бұрын

.

@Growmetheus

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know about you, but Nick seemed offended at every single joke I don’t know how you see a different reaction

@pedrovoss862

3 жыл бұрын

i love Nick

7:10 The fake Irish accent was the cherry on top :D

@bgill6623

7 жыл бұрын

Kobobble it's me your old buddy, Sheamus Mcfuck yourself.

@Michael76721

7 жыл бұрын

what quest is that though?

@bgill6623

7 жыл бұрын

Rocky31 nicks personal quest

@swiftstreak98

7 жыл бұрын

XD!!!!

@dogshot193

7 жыл бұрын

lol

I love how Nick doesn't hesitate for a second biting back at you

*Kellogg:* I should've killed you while you were on ice YOU WANT TO TRY FOR ROUND TWO? LET'S GO.

Valentine is the only one who actually comes back and doesn’t give a crap.

@alfie-jayfoster6631

4 жыл бұрын

TachankaTHICC Valentine is the only correct companion choice

@ThiccRat-Chan

4 жыл бұрын

@@alfie-jayfoster6631 dogmeat?

@alfie-jayfoster6631

4 жыл бұрын

Yuuki Terumi The *other* only acceptable companion!

@ThiccRat-Chan

4 жыл бұрын

@@alfie-jayfoster6631 Hancock?

@alfie-jayfoster6631

4 жыл бұрын

Yuuki Terumi Tbh I was never a fan of Hancock - The synths were (for me) the most interesting characters, hence why I felt kinda attached to Valentine for most of my first play through

*drink.some.water*

@The-Blue-Knight

6 жыл бұрын

Smith Colin 1:02

@elysium7242

6 жыл бұрын

That is the best bit, i'm fuckin dying here.

@ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle

6 жыл бұрын

That one broke me

@grubkilla82

6 жыл бұрын

Smith Colin the way he said it killed me

@vilius230

6 жыл бұрын

Smith Colin i DIED

"DRINK. SOME. WATER" gets me every time lmao

@SharksSJ408

11 ай бұрын

That’s the best one by far

"Going in naked, fingers crossed I get superpowers" omg that slayed me back in 2015. Was on the floor

Bethesda should have named theese dialouge options 'Archer'

@mellochello921

7 жыл бұрын

phrasing

@domharper5918

7 жыл бұрын

Far too accurate

@AlejandroPerez-xs4ep

7 жыл бұрын

Archer?

@domharper5918

7 жыл бұрын

Alejandro Perez archer is an adult cartoon where the main character sterling is the embodiment of sarcasm

@oursweetboys

7 жыл бұрын

+Alejandro Perez It's super funny, it's on Netflix.

You didn't hear the name "Kellogg" at all did you? *Yes from a goddamn Cereal Box*

@MedievalGenie

5 жыл бұрын

I wish that was an option.

@christianmcbrearty

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha this cracked me up

@gorebutt

5 жыл бұрын

@Clay Foster This is my 7th time laughing at a comment.

@rage_2000

5 жыл бұрын

I mean... He is a cereal killer

@SuperNormalMan

5 жыл бұрын

@@rage_2000 Gold star for the fucking terrible joke. XD

I never understood why people got upset about having a voiced protagonist. This is done so well

@MyHentaiGirlNeko

9 ай бұрын

cause muh rpg

@SodiePopCornPop

9 ай бұрын

I prefer not having a voiced protagonist, but both the male and female voice actors did such a fantastic job lol.

@captainnomekop5056

4 ай бұрын

Yeah it’s great, but a lot of people prefer roleplaying options and not having dialog be so limited, so those people would take the trade any day.

i like how valentine always has a witty response no matter who he's talking to

@theearthboundchildren

6 ай бұрын

more reasons to love em 😭

I like that Valentine bites back lmao

@mastercobragaming8780

5 жыл бұрын

TheHashSlingingSlasher Ndnd I hate being sarcastic to Nick, he is such a good character. I just hate people who are rude to him.

@StealthTheFoxz

5 жыл бұрын

@@mastercobragaming8780 Eh, I like the spaghetti monster comment.

@platypiisaweirdword

5 жыл бұрын

@@mastercobragaming8780 Doesn't he like it? I thought you generally get approval from him for sarcasm

@mastercobragaming8780

5 жыл бұрын

platypiisaweirdword he just bites you back if your sarcastic to him. If you are sarcastic to others, he will like it.

@iwakeupandboomimarat

5 жыл бұрын

one time i got a dislike from him when i was sarcastic to Ellie at the beginning of Far Harbor, so i think it depends

“Here’s your headline: Local man says no” God I love the sarcastic quotes

@Zamntron

2 жыл бұрын

Really one of the few things I like about Fallout 4

@mikzpwnz_3199

2 жыл бұрын

Shame that the dialogue tree doesn't give more information about it. The least they could give is whether it's a sarcastic yes or sarcastic no.

@Jay_Valentine

2 жыл бұрын

1:32

@definitelyaperson6334

2 жыл бұрын

Fallout 4 may have not been the greatest game but goddamnit it was so funny

@kemian4156

2 жыл бұрын

"you don't seem like a total wet rag" - "Well you don't look like you've ever used one" that KILLED me

5:48 the delivery on this one makes me crack up everytime lmao

@taleundere2610

Ай бұрын

sounds like he genuinely found it funny lol

@pablo_giustiniani

20 күн бұрын

A few friends of mine and threw a firecracker into a toilet to see what would happen and we fucking broke it lmao

1:04 kills me everytime😂💀

*"Oh good. I was hoping for a chance to rescue some more helpless villagers"* - Literally everyone who ever played fallout 4 thought that

@MillieBlackRose

4 жыл бұрын

Preston "Let me mark it on your-" Sole Survivor starts ripping up map.

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

3 жыл бұрын

Every RPG tbh

@JohnSMith-ky4sf

3 жыл бұрын

Preston somehow knows how to mark something on a pip boy

@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333

3 жыл бұрын

John SMith So does everyone else.

@w1zzard_

3 жыл бұрын

Now when i start over i just save Preston but i leave them there

"Are you with the atom cats?" "Me-ow" Fucking legendary

@Jay_Valentine

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@Jay_Valentine

2 жыл бұрын

9:28

@HanaNoMachi

2 жыл бұрын

Smooth as fuck

@fernanda7268

2 жыл бұрын

Meow, my fav so far

@sergentnewvegas2553

2 жыл бұрын

That crap was hilarious lowkey no cap

The war criminal being a societal criminal

I like that he goes from quippy to just an asshole

Nate : *sarcastic toward Nick* Nick : "No u"

@colonel1003

3 жыл бұрын

haha funni no u so funni and original

@devinose

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason I'm thinking Nick from L4D2

I hope the male VA got paid appropriately for his amazing voicework.

@wp6192

6 жыл бұрын

Zurgo Pussysmasher: Oh no, gaming voice actors don’t get paid very well.

@cheatobro

6 жыл бұрын

Zurgo Pussysmasher He only made one mistake when putting so much enthusiasm into saying “Come on, come on!” When opening your spouses cryogenic chamber. Then so calmly saying, “I’ll get who did this” in a completely different tone, a minor flaw and other than that he’s great!

@YoursTruIy_

6 жыл бұрын

CheatoMosquito I mean no, that's the art of how he delivered the line. When you see your spouse get killed and your sone get taken from you you would feel anger and despair pretty much at the same time. So when he yells "come on, come on" he yelled it in an angry tone to kinda state the confusion and the rage he felt for just watching his wife get shit. And when he says, "I'll find the man who did this, and I'll get Shaun back. I promise" he says it more in a soft demeanor to symbolize the realization that his wife was just murdered, his son was taken, right before his very eyes. so Brian, the VA, used a compelling, depressed and revengeful tone when delivering that line to just cement the fact of all what just happened. If you get my meaning

@cheatobro

6 жыл бұрын

Coney Island James Hmm well maybe it wasn’t how he delivered it but more so the audio was amped up too loud to be followed by him whispering “I’ll get who did this”

@bostion518

6 жыл бұрын

Zurgo Pussysmasher 1000th like

Nick's responses are legendary.

The change in sarcasm in early game from “I have no idea what’s going on but I’m going to make fun of all this dumb shit” to late game sarcasm that is literally “I know what’s going on, but this is still the dumbest shit ever.”

If Ryan Reynolds was a video game character.

@gabem9018

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU. I was looking for this comment

@wyatt7765

4 жыл бұрын

Man now I want a ryan reynolds video game character thanks to you

@TheGameMage_

4 жыл бұрын

Edgy 9 year old I just imagine him playin this and only picking sarcastic with a mod to make him deadpool

@cosmicanbu

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly !!!

@triborg7919

4 жыл бұрын

True

So he's pretty much Archer.

@of-fx5ou

8 жыл бұрын

Yep

@blackonion44

8 жыл бұрын

+arealbigboss Damn, gotta go watch it all over again...

@BAGA-fy1kd

8 жыл бұрын

+arealbigboss Just throwing this out there: Fallout 5 will have 6 different character voice options: Male - H. Jon Benjamin, Lucky Yates, Adam Reed (Archer, Kreiger, Gillette - respectively) Female - Aisha Tyler, Jessica Walter, Amber Nash (Lana, Malory, Pam)

@MukuonChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+arealbigboss Yes because that's how you get ants.

@karsthedisputer

8 жыл бұрын

+Bethany Anne Azemus and you are bs'ing because?

incredible how the sarcastic options actually gives ytour character a personality

Funny enough, the “you were pretty ugly before” quip is oddly reassuring.

I would pay to watch the Valentine/Isaac cop buddy movie. Such good lines.

@SoulsSenseiMX

3 жыл бұрын

The way Valentine reply its pure gold

@regalcartoon3952

3 жыл бұрын

Isaac and Valentine: The Dynamic Duo

@mrplut0

3 жыл бұрын

Now I feel.like replaying the game but as a sarcastic jerk 😂

@C-W-S

3 жыл бұрын

With the Fallout show in the works, this dup would be perfect

@darthcharles8004

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Valentine/Seamus McFuckyourself buddy movie

I know a lot of people weren’t a fan of voiced characters but hot damn I was a fan of Nate’s voice actor. All his sarcastic lines were gold.

@digital107-_-

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jeaddhist

4 жыл бұрын

I like Nora's voice actress more tbh.

@pznc

4 жыл бұрын

The voiced actors were pretty good, but the linear story is unbearable.

@ainuannatar1632

4 жыл бұрын

How can you not be a fan of a voiced protagonist. It gives the character life. I always hated the character had no voice in previouse games because it feels so retarted if u choose a dialogue option and the character says nothing

@Cenot4ph

4 жыл бұрын

@@ainuannatar1632 that's because you're role playing so you say it however you say it and not some interpretation of the game studio. That's why they do that.

“Wait, you’re a robot?? What else have you been keeping from me?”

"Doctor, it's time for you to reverse DEATH ITSELF!" Imagine you're just minding your own business in your workplace and some stranger showed up and told you to perform necromancy.

When you ask your mom for more soda "Drink. Some. Water"

@larryebensteiner3407

7 жыл бұрын

Suicidal Tendencies reference?

@Hellscrap3r

7 жыл бұрын

JUST ONE PEPSI! AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!!! JUST A PEPSI!!!!!

@MrReaperofDead

7 жыл бұрын

Hellscrap3r ikr! 😀 when i first heard that verse from the song in the 90s, i laughed and laughed! 😂😂😂

@jonrojero6478

6 жыл бұрын

Arthur Ratliff lol that had me dying already while on the toilet 😂😂😂

@Bestgameplayer10

6 жыл бұрын

TotallyNot aCreep - Its a Back To The Future 2 reference. I can't believe no one caught on.

“Hey mister, are you really from the Commonwealth?” “Me? No... I’m from the moon, still got cheese on my shoes.” 😂😂😂

@raistlinraymond9882

5 жыл бұрын

Thats still funny

@exodus_3958

5 жыл бұрын

I am your 666th like.

@Karzipp

5 жыл бұрын

@@exodus_3958 too late for me

@gilpita

4 жыл бұрын

i just noticed something. The only source of cheese in the Fallout universe is BlamCo Mac & Cheese, there ain't no slices of cheese or any reference to cheese made by the npcs, the Sole Survivor and the pre-war ghouls may be the only individuals who knows what cheese really is

@goodkingcaptain6274

4 жыл бұрын

@@gilpita brahmin milk is probably horrifically disgusting, so i doubt they are using it to make some dairy products. functional vaults might have powdered milk in storage, though.

Kleo: "I'm a woman baby, can't you tell?" Issac: "A soulless machine that wants my money? Yeah, that fits the bill"

@Zagnutjones

Жыл бұрын

That's fucking perfect

I'm cracking, xD. The dialogues are so awesome!

Fallout 3- Badass Hero/Villain Fallout New Vegas-Psychopathic mail man Fallout 4- Sarcastic Jerk

@kalebbruwer

6 жыл бұрын

Jigg0 Shoot the mail man!

@A_annoying_rodent

6 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Bruwer *YOU CAN TRY!* _grabs esther_

The oversexualised assaultron makes me uncomfortable..

@IPFreelly604

7 жыл бұрын

that external plating is THICK

@adamkurowski1934

7 жыл бұрын

Meow....

@Chillbot17

7 жыл бұрын

She seems Mettaton-ish. Just less involved with game show stuff and more attitude

@nickvalentine6243

7 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me? Them metal plates are the best sight in the Commonwealth

@victuz

7 жыл бұрын

She's a woman baby, can't you tell? Nice body (even if metal) and nice personality xD

I nearly died laughing. I'm always worried I'll alienate people if I'm sarcastic, so I haven't heard these lines 😄

0:15 No. I'm Jangles. The Moon Monkey! This was my very first sarcastic line in the game. Right after it was: Drink. Some. Water. Used Sarcastic lines all the way through the rest. This video is such good nostalgia. :) Thanks. Great video.

"Have you ever had sexual relations with any species considered non human?" Only your mother.

@melgibson5029

8 жыл бұрын

SAVAGE

@silentbot6661

8 жыл бұрын

OHHHH IT LIT FAM

@DrummersHell96

8 жыл бұрын

FUUUCK! SHOTS!

@Norninja

8 жыл бұрын

+Ceeckoful OH MY FUCKING GOD

@kaiserwilhelmii1827

8 жыл бұрын

OOOOHH SHEEEET!! SHOTS FIRED

Piper: I wanna interview you for the paper, whaddya say? Lone Survivor: Here's your headline, "Local man says no" savage

@epicwalrus2163

4 жыл бұрын

Lol,im dead

@arandomguy6030

4 жыл бұрын

*W H O G I V E S A C R A P R A Y S*

@isabelliv1512

4 жыл бұрын

MicK22ICE not to be that person butttt In fallout 3 you’re the lone wonder and fallout 4 you’re the sole survivor the lone survivor doesn’t exist😂

@arandomguy6030

4 жыл бұрын

@@isabelliv1512 and why are u saying this?

@DisconnectedRoamer

4 жыл бұрын

@@arandomguy6030 why are u saying this?

Being sarcastic in Fallout 4 is just like being Archer

These lines have made me laugh more than I have my entire life

His face, voice tone and dialogues... What the perfect holy trinity.

@-comic-sans714

6 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@tabumain629

6 жыл бұрын

777 :O

@curiousgiraffe9172

6 жыл бұрын

888 likes lol

@-comic-sans714

6 жыл бұрын

Curious Giraffe ikr

@MichaelJordan6Rings

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the hair.

2:11 I really wish they made a breakfast joke, “You didn’t hear the name Kellog did you?” “Oh yeah, I read it on the cereal box this morning.”

@SkeweredGlaive

4 жыл бұрын

That'd make the whole world laugh.

@wanteddeadoralive8798

4 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of copyright?

@xxgodfire6xx

4 жыл бұрын

@@wanteddeadoralive8798 thats not copyright but ok edit: i think the word you're looking for is trademark

@n0odles86

4 жыл бұрын

@@wanteddeadoralive8798 technically wouldn't matter anyway; the cereal wouldn't be in the game and wouldn't be directly referenced. Just alluded to. Comedy would be in a world of trouble if allusions weren't allowed.

@zafieronline4884

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, yeah. It’s also been going trough my head a lot

the voice actor put all his effort into the sarcasm parts

Nick is the perfect companion for a sarcastic playthrough

1:58 I like how piper actually posted that

@ClaytonBeitz

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair that does sound like something Vault-Tec would actually do.

@theresnothinghereatall

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClaytonBeitz they've done weirder things

@fanimation617

3 жыл бұрын

Achlys like the Puma

@subhankarbaral9236

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClaytonBeitz I would not be surprised if this joke becomes a reality in a Vault in Fallout 5. Might be some kind of spoiler for Fallout 5.

@TkOHarley14

3 жыл бұрын

*Printed

"Uh... I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is " Fuck you." 6:55 My stomach hurts from laughing x)

@TheDankAutism

6 жыл бұрын

i need to got to pizza hut and say that

@Mentohs

6 жыл бұрын

Dropped my phone laughing when that came up.

@mojojobo4180

6 жыл бұрын

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

@yuridanylko

6 жыл бұрын

I know that one was great xD

@gemmafire8628

6 жыл бұрын

This was my favorite

I always love nicks reaction to sarcastic comments

This stuff is still hilarious so many years later

"Look dumbass, that's not how baseball is played." Killed me.

@yunghart

7 жыл бұрын

That's the option I chose lol.

@spikemasterb2521

7 жыл бұрын

"Look dumbass, that's now how baseball is played" "The players went up in the stands and beat the spectators to death too! That's where the word "Spectator sport" came from!"

@Justforvisit

7 жыл бұрын

But it's dead, Jim

@boxdog9474

7 жыл бұрын

9:12

@adamkurowski1934

7 жыл бұрын

No, a true baseball player went up to you and beat you death, i.e. played baseball with you

Reviewers: "The voiced main character was a bad idea" Me:

@aabbccdd4710

4 жыл бұрын

Man maybe you should stop playing rpgs with character creation

@GiordanDiodato

4 жыл бұрын

@@aabbccdd4710 I assume you hate every JRPG ever made, then?

@stevenhoward6940

4 жыл бұрын

It was an excellent idea. Not only does your character feel more alive, but it adds personality to him as well.

@Dennis-nc3vw

4 жыл бұрын

What reviewers said that?

@GiordanDiodato

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dennis-nc3vw I think it's more like the hardcore fans of western RPGs hate voiced characters.

God these lines are gold

they indeed do a work of art with this branch of dialogue.

4:21 i expected for him to say "A knight? What is this, Skyrim?"

@dorahernandez3756

3 жыл бұрын

That's deep

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

3 жыл бұрын

A wasted chance for a reference. But Oblivion would be a better choice, there are no knights in Skyrim

@AviChetriArtwork

3 жыл бұрын

*Elder Maxson glitches* HE A SYNTH!

@steveisthecommissar4013

3 жыл бұрын

A less direct method whoud probably be to say “a knight what’s next dragons scrolls nords?”

@raflaughter3474

3 жыл бұрын

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Or "A knight? Why not make me an apprentice from the College of Winterhold next".

"Are you with the atom cats?" *_"MeOw"_* "oh, um. I'll take that as a yes"

@AragonBattleBorn

4 жыл бұрын

"Meow" :3

@TheParadox3000

4 жыл бұрын

When you meet "cats" -fans in the wild

@yap9877

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheParadox3000 I mean, if they existed.

@siicoviiciouse1629

4 жыл бұрын

UwU

@brendorkusaviation8930

3 жыл бұрын

“The only cat in me is the one I cooked up for dinner last night.”

There's a good time and a bad time to be sarcastic in fallout but it's gold when you are

Aw man this is great. Absolute gold.

The "Shamus Mcfuckyourself" clip is the best one.

@stonks3793

4 жыл бұрын

Sad Boy lovely

@titanexprime4970

4 жыл бұрын

Here's a replay button for you. 7:09

@KegOfMeat

4 жыл бұрын

That and “the order is fuck you”

@adolfsmith5191

4 жыл бұрын

@@KegOfMeat yep

@The_hilarious-girl

4 жыл бұрын

When I was reading this they said it!

Settler: "What do you want? We don't need any more trouble around here." >Dressed as a raider. "If I told you I'm with the Minutemen, would you still want to shoot me?"

@juicyjoedahoewithcreepychr9295

6 жыл бұрын

Wolverstone Productions LMAO

i swear nick is just immune to sarcasm.

Some of these are so funny. "Drink. Some. Water." "They turned....carnivorous!"

2:04 I love guard's follow-up question about the guinea pigs. Piper actually put that in the paper.

@shoazdon7000

7 жыл бұрын

I know right 😂😂

@therealfestus2472

7 жыл бұрын

crazy experiments ya know

@zomburger2573

7 жыл бұрын

All the guards will do follow-up questions for anything you put in the newspaper

The guinea pigs part was too amazing

@llDACKll

7 жыл бұрын

I just love that she actually prints it in the paper XD

@Alpha-mk6wp

7 жыл бұрын

Given that it's Vault-Tec I wouldn't put it past them.

@MrReaperofDead

7 жыл бұрын

the best line, was this one at 8:37

Weather you love or hate the game, you can't deny that they put 100% funny juice into this one

I feel the sarcasm in FO 4 is really the player's own feeings. Love it.

SS: Oh good. I was hoping for a chance to rescue some more helpless villagers. Preston: 😮 (Fucking Priceless)

@carter1663

6 жыл бұрын

VaultBoy Every man to himself

@timothywyatt3269

6 жыл бұрын

*becomes raider leader at nuka world*

@carter1663

6 жыл бұрын

Timothy Wyatt Preston: "Oh well...there's another settlement that needs our help, here let me mark for you on your map."

@boomheadshot63

6 жыл бұрын

Torben Forthwind m

7:10 the voice acting on this got me

@m0nkEz

2 жыл бұрын

The voice acting is good. I still hate the way it affects the gameplay, but at least it was well-implemented, even if it was a bad idea.

@kylos1999

2 жыл бұрын

@@m0nkEz Maybe for the next fallout they could have a voice in there but you could have the option on whether you wanted that voice enabled or not

@SuperAngel32

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylos1999 why don't you like the fact that they can talk? I love it!

@martol7169

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperAngel32 it doesn't more options for role playing

@SuperAngel32

2 жыл бұрын

@@martol7169 bro wut???

I like to imagine that the sole survivor ran down to tell Doctor Amari that joke

Dude your edits are legendary.

"I'm only in it for the spiffy uniforms!" ...you have no idea how accurate this is.

@GabbyGrapist

4 жыл бұрын

Elder Maxson’s coat....’nuff said.