I’ve added episode names with time stamps in the description. Will try to do it moving forward.

@asdeathstalksyou2

4 жыл бұрын

Bless you sir

@tre8201

4 жыл бұрын

AddictedtoAmericanDad nice

@cvalkan1

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome!

@pyropsycho1977

4 жыл бұрын

AddictedtoAmericanDad You are a beautiful soul.

@SammyFash

4 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of work but thanks

Choaking a guy out then restarting his heart just to prove a point is the ultimate power play.

@theshadowmagican

4 жыл бұрын

One day I'll do it on someone

@dutch4973

4 жыл бұрын

Gary English start training Brazilian jiujitsu -sincerely, a bjj guy

@NoOneGetzOutAlive

4 жыл бұрын

@@dutch4973 bj guy*

@dutch4973

4 жыл бұрын

NoOneGetzOutAlive I do like receiving those as well

@janetardiente9423

4 жыл бұрын

@@dutch4973 lmao

“Don’t do it, Francine” “All I heard was DO IT.” I aspire to have a wife like that one day

@kaos_likes_art9735

3 жыл бұрын

Honey its not loaded

@WannabeWryter

3 жыл бұрын

You know what's a nice touch, that video means Jeff is part of the Family.

@yzzildrayson3069

3 жыл бұрын

She really would have shot him lmaoo

@skiddlydiddlydoo4893

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xannyphantom905 He already is Hayley and him are literally married lmao

@Jays6926

3 жыл бұрын

@@yzzildrayson3069 well the family does pull guns out on each other and shoot each other... it’s how they communicate 😂😂

"You were gonna let me DIE for $1800?!!" "Yes" "No" ... "No"

@jayjay86443

4 жыл бұрын

In this economy? Yes.

@m.juneboquette825

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. 😊

@Nameless82284

4 жыл бұрын

That's it, how about they let Roger die instead.

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@chickencurry420

Жыл бұрын

Same energy as "You're seriously going to kill 5 people over $20?" "You're seriously asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed 6 people over $19?"

*"SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!!"* 😂😂😂

@afrosharkboy

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. He pulled that Bitch in the toilet.

@fiddlerontheroof4099

4 жыл бұрын

When he jumps out of the toilet 🤣 I *love* that whole part

@frederikmortensen6321

4 жыл бұрын

Eyy, nice to see the Eagle of the Imperium

@WithoutReward

4 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@bloodcottoncandy1514

4 жыл бұрын

SARFAR FAR YOR CRIMES!!

"Omg, stan. roger shot hailey!" "So what? She shot me before. I shot you couple times. *It how we communicate in this family."*

@katanalandt4371

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not wrong.

@valydendor4472

3 жыл бұрын

@キイキイ I was shot by my cousin.

@VSaber365

3 жыл бұрын

My God, I am so sorry to hear that. Was it an accident, or on purpose? < : (

@valydendor4472

3 жыл бұрын

@@VSaber365 On purpose. Luckily it was just a bb gun. Unluckily it was aimed at my neck.

@VSaber365

3 жыл бұрын

@@valydendor4472 OUCH

"Haley don't make me....spare your life because your part of the family."

@sasir2013

4 жыл бұрын

you're

@dkm07305able

4 жыл бұрын

@@sasir2013 yeah yeah ok grammar police.

@trappnest4490

4 жыл бұрын

@@sasir2013 People like you are so annoying

@quanbelitty290

4 жыл бұрын

Sasir no it’s “your” and not “you’re” in this situation know wtf you’re talking about before correcting someone who’s already correct

@DwayneIsKing

4 жыл бұрын

@@quanbelitty290 before you correct someone you gotta know what you're talking about too. It is "you're"

I like how porn saved the whole family

@Soul_Alpha

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@-Wreckanize-

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, that's not normal?

@pain2561

4 жыл бұрын

@@-Wreckanize- well i dont think so because my mom and dad got divorse apparently because of porn

@royalblodline9847

4 жыл бұрын

@@pain2561 one of them did porn without the other knowing?

@pain2561

4 жыл бұрын

@@royalblodline9847 yeah apparently mom did for a few months , dad was pissed

2:49 I love how Stan literally killed Roger just to make a point

@Tony-112

4 жыл бұрын

Then revives him 😂😂

@jacobmillenbach2561

4 жыл бұрын

Pedro Soares Maia and in just 10 seonds

@idiot3347

4 жыл бұрын

Like you do

@firebeats3557

4 жыл бұрын

Pedro Soares Maia gave me a boner

@idiot3347

4 жыл бұрын

@@firebeats3557 oh

And the Oscar goes to ... someone else 😂

@hotsnow2

4 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest jokes in history

@teamvlcn6820

3 жыл бұрын

"Damn it, Steve, when I find you, I'll kill you!!"

@gheradros91

Жыл бұрын

1:25

@sebastianemond5313

Жыл бұрын

"😡DAMN IT, STEVE, WHEN I FIND YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!"

@lathanrowland415

Жыл бұрын

DAMN IT STEVE WHEN I FIND YOU I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Can we get a Stan killing compilation? Like when he stopped that poor Dave and Busters teenager's heart?

@jomckellan

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't he kill jay Leno too.

@spectreagent00

4 жыл бұрын

@@jomckellan Roger also killed Jay Leno.

@Sixstringman

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Leno had it coming. Both times.

@kurtengel4652

4 жыл бұрын

you mean that attempted raid on Osama Bin Laden, right? yeah that was nice

@USMC49er

4 жыл бұрын

Pai Mei taught Stan the five point palm exploding heart technique

"So what? I've shot you, you shot me a few times. It's how we communicate in this family."

@dkm07305able

4 жыл бұрын

"Ok, I'll tell her you asked about her"

@QuantumPineapple

4 жыл бұрын

@@dkm07305able you can say that but it's not how it went down

@MsZsc

4 жыл бұрын

Finally wuotes that weren’t in the video

@dkm07305able

4 жыл бұрын

@@MsZsc wuotes?

@MsZsc

4 жыл бұрын

Rypos

“Roger? Roger may be trying to kill us. And we have no breaks" The calm tone when saying those lines, hilarious

@Tony-112

4 жыл бұрын

Yep it makes it more funnier 😂😂

@gabriellewis-mosher2103

4 жыл бұрын

Brakes.. not breaks

@chrismanning2888

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 Oh look..it's the grammar police

@DanteSuper95

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 oh, ok, not of a lot of chances to use that word so i didn't know, english is not my first language

@frozenfoxgames5300

4 жыл бұрын

I think it helps that Stan is a professional CIA agent(kind of)

"i'm gonna dance on your graves," he said in barely a whisper.

@chocolateex1907

3 жыл бұрын

Roger spoke calmly.

3:15 Steve's "Oh god!" cracks me up! 🤣

3:32 Nothing more heartwarming than watching 3-way softcore with the family.

@youraveragejoe2

4 жыл бұрын

That's odd😂

@benrod-1321

Жыл бұрын

that's oddly specific

@TheDatabaseNetwork

Ай бұрын

Porn: It's fun to watch for the whole family.

The indifferent eyes Stan makes when he realizes the car no longer has brakes

@gabriellewis-mosher2103

4 жыл бұрын

Brackes... Not brakes...

@PeeweeWeepee69

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 how old are you?

@gabriellewis-mosher2103

4 жыл бұрын

@@PeeweeWeepee69 16

@PeeweeWeepee69

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 explains the grammar

No lie, my favorite scene in this entire show is Stan killing Roger to prove it doesnt matter to him. Favorite episode is the hot tub one tho

@danatedawg1018

3 жыл бұрын

Stan is ruthless just like roger

@goldinthefurnace

3 жыл бұрын

Great toe sucking scene in that episode. And a CeeLo guest starring. 🌟 a

@jamiemohan2049

3 жыл бұрын

@@danatedawg1018 so is francine lol

@snailsaredumb9412

3 жыл бұрын

The worse sound ive ever heard was the "squish" of those chest compressions

"I'll dance on your grave." 🙂

@camrynjohnson633

4 жыл бұрын

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@J4sse

3 жыл бұрын

Creepy.

So no one’s gonna talk about how Francine would’ve killed Jeff if that gun was loaded

@jetstreamsam5983

3 жыл бұрын

Stan has like 2 guns in his vest, one is a decoy and is never loaded, and his family and coworkers know about it, and the second is loaded and secret, of which only his coworkers know of.

@joaoruiz3486

3 жыл бұрын

It’s how they communicate as a family.

@dayshon124

Жыл бұрын

@@jetstreamsam5983 one's a Glock17 and if we go by that one Christmas episode based off it's airing, maybe glock17x ? The real question which one is loaded?

You cut a line at 3:37 that would have COMPLETED that clip. *EXPLOSION* Francine: Is everyone ok? Klaus: Did we lose the porn?

@Chupala66

4 жыл бұрын

DrewSavo what episode is this

@ephemal

4 жыл бұрын

deivi valdez in the description

@Ivy-girl

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, I thought this was the "Who the f*ck is Elaine, Stan?" clip.

@phyllipt219

4 жыл бұрын

i love how no one commented on your konosuba reference I see you are a man of culture aswell

@Heavente

4 жыл бұрын

I have better one. Francine: Is everyone ok? Stan: Steve? Steve: Hailey? Hailey: Roger? Claus: Porn?

1:59 “SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIME.”

That couple at 4:07 in the background left their baby in danger 😂😂

@martinlawson6421

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Customizer Dang. Watched that episode at least 10 times and never noticed that 😂

@countryboyblue21

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha hahaha they did haha they really did hahahaha hahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@craigharvey-gurr337

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how in a single compilation you can see Haley overpowering Stan then Haley getting overpowered by freaking Klause ^^'

@brainkiller7503

3 жыл бұрын

That because Haley wasn't activated when she is she remembers her training

@SniperKing-O

3 жыл бұрын

Advanced German engineering at its finest! Klaus was made to kill!

@user-xu8gt4ob2o

3 жыл бұрын

okay yall can mispell Hayley, but Klaus? noo

@51dodoc

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xu8gt4ob2o Probably because German is my native language 😂

@user-xu8gt4ob2o

3 жыл бұрын

ahahaahah im just defensive of that hot fish, like germans are so powerful they can make a fish hot.

2:01 Damn Klaus is strong

@sebastianmoore9150

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact out of context the toilet appear to be holding her down while screaming suffer for your crimes

Anyone notice at 4:07 that family in the background just leaves their baby?

@vaporean_boylove.0w083

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

1:50 are we really not gonna acknowledge the fact klaus was able to have the strength to put hayleys head in a toilet bowl AS A FUCKING FISH

@PhoenixAttact

2 жыл бұрын

Yes let's acknowledge that about the talking fish.

@Lvidtoboggan

Жыл бұрын

He's like chunky. He has the strength from when he was human

@melchiormerrowson9576

Жыл бұрын

No, you lemming.

"And the Oscar goes to...SOMEONE ELSE!" ... "SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!" These are two of my favorite line & scene combinations in the whole series.

@sebastianemond5313

Жыл бұрын

"😡DAMN IT, STEVE, WHEN I FIND YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!"

2:27 she was ready to commit murder in public 😅

@kaos_likes_art9735

3 жыл бұрын

Honey its not loaded

Stan's quoting "Silly Love Songs" from one scene to the next is still one of my favorite random jokes in any episode of "American Dad" ever. It never fails to make me chuckle, no matter how many times I see the episode.

“You were gonna let me die for $1,800?” “Yes...... No.”

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

yes

killing is in the family

Stan: don’t do it Francine Francine: all I heard was do it

@Wolfgodmak

4 жыл бұрын

crazykillaa a Stan: Honey its not loaded

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wolfgodmak Flicks forehead

@T2NF

2 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LMAO one of these best scenes

Wow, I just realized the only one who hasn't tried to kill any of them is Stan's neglectful father. He even took a bullet for Steve.

1:58 Suffer For Your Crimes!! It always gets me 😂, as well as this 3:15

@sebastianmoore9150

3 жыл бұрын

I agree Conrad

4:07 that couple straight up just left that baby like "We gotta let you go."

0:42 Father vs Daughter more like Brother vs Sister fight XD

4:13 Roger blasting "All that she wants" is just hilarious :D

@mattsceilingfansandmore2573

5 ай бұрын

He was blasting I saw the sign not all that she wanys you idiot

1:01 straight heartless and soulless

Stan even keeps his pistol unloaded while it's in his blazer. Responsible gun owner right there.

4:06 can we just acknowledge the fact that the parents on the right straight up left their baby in the stroller to die?

When Stan says "don't do it Francine" I always die of laughter.

Funniest part 1:54😂😂 the way he grabbed her killed me.☠️

I love that Roger’s weights at 4:18 are 5,16,725

3:15 stabs Steve in the back “oh godddd” has me in tears

Love how Stan nonchalantly kills and revives Roger

0:30 Did Stan just speak in a different language.... on accident?

@jacksoncooperMT

4 жыл бұрын

No he yells “I look around me and I see it isn’t so” referencing I assume a Paul McCartney song but I couldn’t tell ya why

@journeyflannigan8269

3 жыл бұрын

StevieWho thanks boo Also that moment when you don’t understand a moment in a vid so you roam the comments looking for answers 😂😂😂

@g3x15

3 жыл бұрын

@StevieWho Thanks for the context, you hero!

@galenhart

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not as funny when what lead to the punchline, is cut out.

@mmoney3523

Жыл бұрын

It's a Silly Love Songs joke

Some ideas Stan’s gay moments Francine hates (or Jealous of) Hayley Thicc boi moments Principal Lewis being psychotic

3:29 porn has saved my life many times.

2:26 Wow, brand new respect for Francine. 👍🏻

@1:33 I thought Roger started doing something to the guy and then I saw Francine reach down like she was gonna join 🤣

Are we going to ignore how Klaus is strong enough to pull Haley down?

1:57 Wow even though Klaus is a fish, his human strength is still intact.

@sebastianemond5313

Жыл бұрын

"SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!"

The Smith's are a tough ass family

4:07 Stan's probably used to those because of the crashes in the intro lmao

3:05 Is that Peter in 55 years?

@max4thewin556

Жыл бұрын

Peter? Thats stan 😂

This show At least the characters feel grounded Just a I thought that's been on my mind for a week

@cheeserscameback7049

4 жыл бұрын

Keep those dirty free mind thoughts to yourself you filthy thinker!

@mryear3000ify

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda compare it to Bob's Burgers for that reason. Bob's Burgers is probably what Stan's family would be like without the violence and other x-rated stuff.

@frozenfoxgames5300

4 жыл бұрын

@@mryear3000ify And without the alien with a bunch of identities.

@lilshitcrust56

4 жыл бұрын

Grounded? Did we watch the same show lol these guys are over the top

@theconductoresplin8092

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilshitcrust56 Emotionally

1:49 There's a mistake here. See, Klaus isn't part of the family.

@dalmarampere6637

4 жыл бұрын

He's the glue.

🎵You think that people would've had enough of silly love songs-🎵 "I LOOK AROUND ME, AND I SEE IT ISN'T SO!"

@mmoney3523

Жыл бұрын

What's wrong with that?

0:30 They look around me and I see it as a so

@mmoney3523

Жыл бұрын

The line is "I look around me and I see it isn't so"

Gota love when Steve says “ OH GOD “

“I LOOK AROUND ME AND I SEE IT ISN’T SO!!”

@johnnyRandomadness

3 жыл бұрын

What?!

*Roger’s like immortal somehow*

@YourDadsUnclesFriend

4 жыл бұрын

Mission to be A Man But, is he? In The Scarlett Getter, Roger thought that he was having really kinky sex with Scarlett but it turned he was minutes away from dying because she took out his insides.

3:00 sounds like they used the noise your hands make to do fart sounds

Okay but can we appreciate how TERRIFYING it is when Roger sings “the sign” in space? Haunting

I’ll never understand why having no brakes makes Stan swerve out of control down the entire roadway. He coulda just kept the car straight brakes don’t control the steering lol

Great space roaster

0:30 what did he say🤣🤣

@yum395

4 жыл бұрын

I look around and I see it isn't as so

@mmoney3523

Жыл бұрын

I look around me and I see it isn't so- Silly Love Songs

Can we talk about how Roger has been declared as heavy as a fridge by murderous criminals yet Stan can lift and hold him with one hand like it was nothing?

@kainholden2001

5 ай бұрын

Honestly I was gonna joke and say Stan must be a super soldier then. But honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that was true or not lol 😂

3:15 When he says "Just the tip" but he lied

2:30 So I did the double tap rewind and landed right when he said “-Do it, Francine.” -and her response killed me lol

You know what? Props for the pun in the title. You saw a chance and you took it.

So many murder attempts. I love this series.

Haley so got tricked by Klaus on that toilet scene XD

Steve noise at 3:16

"Honey, it's not loaded." Stan has definitely been through this before.

3:38 never realized until now how weird Steve's glasses looked

@trueforgottenfool3139

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because the bottom the bottom part isn’t black.

Can we appreciate the fact that Stan kills roger (resuscitates him) but then let’s him live after Steve tranks him and Rogers tried to kill the family three previous times because he’s part of the family

Can you do one where you see the characters from the front? They always look super freaky and unnatural. There was the one of roger in the bathtub that was just horrifying.

"Thank you for helping an old man" *NOW THIS!*

1:57 Either Klaus is really strong or Haley is weaker than an infant

Your channel is actually really good. Really good selections of clips, really good editing, and really funny all at the same time. KZread is made up of a lot of people who just stick together clips with no rhyme or reason, but this channel definitely stands out Subbed :):)

3:55 Did anyone heard the chicken fight music from family guy?

4:26 also guess where those scorpions end in…

@yummyhotsaucefilledcrunchytaco

2 жыл бұрын

His mouth

@frank8917

2 жыл бұрын

@@yummyhotsaucefilledcrunchytaco not exactly

2:40 that was dark

Look at what Roger is grabbing at 0:06

@chief2665

4 жыл бұрын

Hailey's ass

@yum395

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

2:21 Frascine is about that life! 🤣🤣🤣

3:15 “OHHH God!” fucking kills me every time 😂😂😂😂😂

0:22 ok so Roger isn’t exactly in the wrong this episode. They triggered his flashbacks into the Oregon Trail, and treated their own deaths like nothing to get him to be numb to their deaths.

"you wouldn't kill me you love me to much" continues to strangle roger

I appreciate this channel. Thanks for actually editing properly.

Love these compilations!

2:08 is Vince's death from scream 2022

0:08 roger was grabbing haily's butt

"SUFFER for your crimes!!"😂😂😂😂

Best show ever

Roger:"you wouldn't kill me you love me to much." Stan:"Bitch I kill people!"

When Stan was choking Roger that was payback from when he said I’ll dance on your graves

One of my favorite videos of yours so far

2:44 every day of my life while i lived with my dad. started at 4 years old.