The pettiest person asked for a roast. It went perfectly

@TheLauren800

4 жыл бұрын

M.C.Martin Official Channel haha that whole episode could just be this video !!! Also one of my fav episodes

@leirak8086

4 жыл бұрын

It was the same in family guy with peter

@vengbriones214

4 жыл бұрын

hes an alien

@DaveMiller6042

4 жыл бұрын

He's a alien

@Shadowdx-py2ni

4 жыл бұрын

666 :)

Roger making Steve think he's adopted after he ate his cookie is one of my all-time favourite Roger storylines

@qnzman578

3 жыл бұрын

Ok...Eat up...Eat....up... lmao

@mrwelldone9121

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@EssexAggiegrad2011

3 жыл бұрын

It didn't include the scene when Steve made out with his sister

@Apache32D

3 жыл бұрын

Ya snooze ya lose !

@ManuMiAS

2 жыл бұрын

of course you would find it funny

*Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.*

@AndrewUchiha4747

4 жыл бұрын

Oh COME ON

@OGchidoriKNight

4 жыл бұрын

I've got the keys you dumb bitch!!!!

@YourDadsUnclesFriend

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve got the keys in my pocket, you stupid bitch!!!

@hasan_z

3 жыл бұрын

Context?

@JoshSmith-fv1tx

3 жыл бұрын

This still might be my favorite episode 😂 "You need to go to the hospital immediately, you're clearly dying."

“I even offered to share the pretzel.” “Yeah after you drowned it in mustard. THIS ISNT OVER WATLY!

@Taintsnicely5434

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jr-dj3rt IT WAS THE LAST ONE!!!!!!

@SageViper22

3 жыл бұрын

@@Taintsnicely5434 also, who dips a pretzal in mustard?!🤮🤮🤮

@seamus8695

3 жыл бұрын

@@TRC2002 mustard and pretzel is a german thing? Another point for German engineering

@pikapika8926

3 жыл бұрын

@@TRC2002 you ain't ever been to baseball game have you

@jackster9775

2 жыл бұрын

What if Roger wasn’t lying about that stuff?

Why do I feel like this should be at least an hour long.

@fiddlerontheroof4099

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! And even so this is the channel's longest video yet, so fitting right?

@StarForce99

4 жыл бұрын

Not even an hour. Like 2 hours LOL

@m.c.martin

4 жыл бұрын

CorgiWithAnOrgy 24 hours

@StarForce99

4 жыл бұрын

@@m.c.martin a god damn week

@hammadali545

4 жыл бұрын

😘

You forgot the episode where Roger tricks Steve in being accepted into “Hogwarts” 😂😂😂

@davonross1022

4 жыл бұрын

He came back with a brick of coke 🤣🤣🤣

@nuice1482

4 жыл бұрын

Lavate los Manos

@davonross1022

4 жыл бұрын

@@nuice1482 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Maxine.Caulfield

4 жыл бұрын

@@nuice1482 en mi país tradujeron ese chiste como literalmente "lavate las manos" y no "wash your hands" por lo que se perdió completamente la gracia y pico pal que lee

@DrewSavo

4 жыл бұрын

That wasn’t pettiness tho: that was just Roger being devious and Steve being a moron.

lol this video could be feature film length if you included everything. My favorite petty Roger moment is when he scalps a lady for not liking his order.

@latrombonista89

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was the best! I wish it was included.

@vocalvole

4 жыл бұрын

Or when he was a limo driver and killed those frat boys.

@Xelltrix

4 жыл бұрын

@@vocalvole Did he really kill 5 guys over 20 dollars?

@paultownsley5521

4 жыл бұрын

Xelltrix yes just like how he killed 6 guys over 19 dollars

@vocalvole

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xelltrix Yup, in the episode Virtual In-stanity. Roger's crazy lol.

Dude is practically the physical manifestations of “taking things to the extreme”

@ghettopanther8727

4 жыл бұрын

I can understand being petty, but killing a baby?!!! Really?!! #$% u!

@NeidalRuekk

3 жыл бұрын

Replace the word 'practically' with the word 'literally' I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic

@donkeykong4983

3 жыл бұрын

NibbA

@levicarmody444

3 жыл бұрын

I belive that would be cartman, roger is second

@jayjayjayjay1067

2 жыл бұрын

@@levicarmody444 but who would win? THAT is the question

Roger has to be a comedy writers wet dream come true...with all of the personas he adopts from episode to episode, and even within the same episode, he can not only be any character they need him to be each time, but they can twist the plot endlessly to suit their whims because of it. They must have a blast writing him. It probably never gets old!

@boostedboosted3088

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@jamarkusholcomb516

3 жыл бұрын

@@boostedboosted3088 Who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?

@river7874

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamarkusholcomb516 That's a tough one. They're both excellent characters. I'd say Bender, then Roger.

@Hearty1100

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamarkusholcomb516 Bender

@tigerheart5087

2 жыл бұрын

Eh it got old. Once all the characters have gone through as much development as they can without completely changing personas the show kinda died. It’s still funny-ish like family guy but the heart of the show left a long time ago.

“I’m ugly and my butt is huge” I feel personally attacked....

@ethoncharles2386

4 жыл бұрын

#MrFretz big butts are amazing though

@SammyFash

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethoncharles2386 not if it's just fat

@doublesnapdowntownjackson6634

4 жыл бұрын

There's a booty and then there's a bum. Big difference.

@vdb000

4 жыл бұрын

Ethon Charles not when everywhere els is also huge

@JohnDoe-qy5eu

4 жыл бұрын

#MrFretz yes indeed

Roger is seriously the best part of American Dad

@jamarkusholcomb516

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?

@IchigoKurosaki_

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamarkusholcomb516 don't make me choose 🥺🥺

@IchigoKurosaki_

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamarkusholcomb516 also thanks for helping save the world 🌎 🙏

@kungfuman82

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamarkusholcomb516 damn dude, that is a good one.

@feleciaclemons5074

2 жыл бұрын

💯😂😂😂😂

"You're about to seriously regret not complimenting my order... sounds trivial when I say it out loud, but I know in my heart it's not." How the hell do you miss that one?

@AddictedtoAmericanDad

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll add it to “Missing Media”

@williamwoods9567

4 жыл бұрын

Add it to when roger threw jeff into space just because he didn't to hide in a disguise for jeff

@benjaminkasson2587

4 жыл бұрын

You could probably just make a part 2 for this theme, there's still plenty of primo roger pettiness to be had

@bashirmali953

4 жыл бұрын

You know what i den't know is that roger was married to the alian king and cheated on him

@williamwoods9567

4 жыл бұрын

DID anyelse remember when steve ate the last cookie and roger freaks out and convinces Steve is adopted by burning all his childhood photos, then convinces to dress up and present himself to some random parents who lost their child

I was totally expecting the episode where Rodger gets angry at the waitress for not complimenting his order

@MrNeboff

4 жыл бұрын

Giovanni that one was the best

@susankoech

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Xcalibers

4 жыл бұрын

“Same as him?! same as him my ass you knew exactly the game we were playing”!

@anthonylindsay6470

Жыл бұрын

Fr he literally SCALPS her because she ordered the same as her date meaning he couldn't trash on her choice man's so petty 😭

@adamjustadam

6 ай бұрын

When he scalps her Apache style 💀

There’s so many more petty things to put here. Like locking Steve and Haley in dog crates because Haley deleted one of his episodes of Bones, and Steve said the quality of the show had decreased

@solomonfrazier3581

4 жыл бұрын

That episode was my favorite! Something about Haley in a dog crate is so amusing.

@JessicaGodinez7

4 жыл бұрын

"My bones! My bones!" 😂😂😂😂

@ryanm.191

4 жыл бұрын

Hi fellow Ryan

@s.nifrum4580

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair I’d also be pissed about missing out on bones

@codyadams5129

4 жыл бұрын

and killing that guy from the dream phone because he didnt like going to the mall

“Well, how do you kill babies?” Notice how Stan says “shut up” and not “I don’t” 🤔

@Nameless82284

2 жыл бұрын

Even if he did, a normal person would just say "Shut up" if the other one asked how to kill a baby.

@notsurewhy3263

2 жыл бұрын

CIA things, dont worry about it

@DgardsGaming

2 жыл бұрын

No I’m really thinks about that but it’s true

@radamorann5128

2 жыл бұрын

With a tissue.

@Sewblon

2 жыл бұрын

If I was a C.I.A. assassin, who had to kill a baby, I think that I would smother them with a pillow.

You forgot the time he killed five people for $20

@JoseRivera-fq4px

4 жыл бұрын

there's also that time he got mad at that waitress for not complementing his order, The time he captured jay Leno and didn't remember why, taking Hailey to a pig show, and killed that actor for not being his "dream Phone" crush.

@danatedawg1018

4 жыл бұрын

Quade Ong he killed more...the whole plane

@JoseRivera-fq4px

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah and that other time he tried to kill everyone on a plane because they would laugh at his jokes.

@Nygassso

4 жыл бұрын

That was a whole episode 😂

@keveydaking

4 жыл бұрын

and the time he killed six people for $19

"Go home bit$%es. Show's over, I nailed it."

@mintberrycrunch50

4 жыл бұрын

dkm07305able just say bitches we know what you mean

@Levi_52_336

4 жыл бұрын

I read this, while hearing Roger say it.

@emeraldenigma4392

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite one

@devilpupbear09

4 жыл бұрын

That's totally Roger

@Umbra16

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you censoring yourself?

"I'm going to cry and dip my cookie in your tears" god he is sooo funny. I just love how dramatic he is

@patrickwannafightaboutit6338

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooh let me taste your tears Steve Oooooh yes they're so tasty....so refreshing and salt......

@Takejiro24

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickwannafightaboutit6338 Ah yes, the *Tears of Unfathomable Sadness*

Greatest character in cartoon history

@M.W.2

4 жыл бұрын

You're forgetting Ricky Spanish

@volgax3646

4 жыл бұрын

Matteo Marchesini sane person

@sofianee3580

4 жыл бұрын

@@M.W.2 It's not Ricky Spanish, it is Ricky Spaaaniish...

@afrosharkboy

4 жыл бұрын

@@sofianee3580 underrated comment! Lol

@theanimeunderworld8338

4 жыл бұрын

Next to Bender

This is slowly becoming my favorite channel..

@SpaceCase132

4 жыл бұрын

It’s my favorite for American Dad. The videos show the thumbnail as an actual part of the video, the titles don’t feel like they were written by a robot, and the video is actually what it’s title suggests instead of being two or three episodes being sloppily edited together.

“It’s not silly juice it’s necessary juice!” Damn I felt that one to my core

2:03 Petty yes, but he does have a point. You don’t offer someone a pretzel after you drown it in mustard. Sadly not everyone likes mustard.

@TomasM30

2 жыл бұрын

Mustard is trash now honey mustard on the other hand, honey mustard is to die for

@spicybean2004

2 жыл бұрын

@@TomasM30 he got a point

@osvaldorodriguez1334

2 жыл бұрын

I like mustard

@financialzero5684

2 жыл бұрын

I like mustard

@DragonGoddess18

Жыл бұрын

I like mustard

"That's for taking my cookie" That destruction of innocent people compared to what Roger did to Steve is crazy and so funny. It's well crafted dark humor.

I like how Steve doesn't get angry during the adoption farce. That's a bro moment. I don't think Roger would legit hurt Steve. I think he's the only person Roger really likes. Okay. He did push him off the boat, but he knew there was time for Stan or someone to save him.

@PeacefulJoint

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair I think it's because he was happy to.not live in the box

@jovany-6526

11 ай бұрын

​@@PeacefulJointq1

All these clips and you missed the pettiest of them all! When Roger scalps a waitress for not complimenting his food order 😂

@israelmcclure2771

4 жыл бұрын

Was def his worst antic 😂

@ninjafrog6966

18 күн бұрын

he also killed 5 guys over 20 dollars

7:34 the way roger runs back and forth 😂😂

@Only1WithAnE

Жыл бұрын

I always laugh at that part too 😂

i like how no one dressed up for roger’s roast. no one came either.

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

If anyone else came they'd be dead

@frank8917

3 жыл бұрын

You are asking why nobody came to the roast of the alien that killed 6 guys over 19 dollars?

@theoriginldw

3 жыл бұрын

@@frank8917of course not! but i mean surely they would’ve came to the roast of the guy who killed 5 guys over $20

@frank8917

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoriginldw yeah but if somebody came they would’ve ended up dead Like those 5 guys

@osvaldorodriguez1334

2 жыл бұрын

That 5 guys and everyone un that plane

I think Roger's ultimate act of pettiness was seeking revenge on a waitress because she complemented Hayley's order and not his, resulting in him partially scalping her while on a date. Whoever wrote that Roger/Hayley B-plot deserves a raise because it was just perfect.

Rodger calling alcohol necessary juice is literally the best description I've ever heard anybody say about alcohol. Its definitely MY necessary juice.

"FRANCINE I HAVEN'T BEEN ENTIRELY TRUTHFUL WITH YOU"

@Mbalz779

3 жыл бұрын

That red wig was worth it

@matt13r1

5 ай бұрын

OH COME ON!

I think we’re gonna need a part 2

@seicento2tone

4 жыл бұрын

And a couple more after that.

@ComicWriter-ml3qt

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Steven we’ll need a whole James Bond franchise

@christopherangeli1141

4 жыл бұрын

PC Principal I read that in Roger

@stdshurt7972

4 жыл бұрын

*part 75 you mean as if 2 is enough

@Joker863x

4 жыл бұрын

PC Principal naa we need a part 35

"Need I say more?" "Only if you want me to understand"

"I just love it when crap lines up like that" Literally reminds me of the time I made my friend paranoid that I was going to lie and tell the waitress it was her birthday when she left to go to the bathroom.... She came back, sat down and the clapping started. The staff walked right up to the booth directly behind her and started singing happy birthday. I literally started crying from trying to hold in my laughter as she glared at me. It was truly one of the most beautiful coincidences I've seen play out in real life

@Fortunateis4luck

Жыл бұрын

Jesus 😂

I think the funniest thing about the roast episode is that, even if the rest of the family just threw some good-natured jokes at Roger like Stan said, he’d probably still go on a homicidal rampage lmao

Hard to believe this is only 8 minutes

@jacoblester5822

3 жыл бұрын

This isn’t all of them. He could do a part 2

Honestly, my mom reacts the same way

@rickyp.martin3209

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus. Hopefully you don't turn out like her.

@gerromecampbell9223

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I feel like i just a bitchy roommate.

@Too_li

4 жыл бұрын

Lol she almost killed a baby?

@JapeBrood

4 жыл бұрын

oh hey Rogu

@hugheast318

3 жыл бұрын

@@Too_li the baby was him

“Roger is petty” is an extreme understatement.

5:36 Oh, I love it when crap lines up like that

The whole Jeff Wotley thing cracks me up every time

Okay Steve that was just straight up evil

Said Roger was being petty? I don't see it, they all seem like rational responses to what happened.

@exodustimes4266

4 жыл бұрын

DPowered Smith Exactly! If someone took my cookie I would DESTROY THEIR LIFE AND THEIR LOVED ONES!!!

@anthonyj.s1306

4 жыл бұрын

Especially the pretzel

@havingteawiththedevil

4 жыл бұрын

Feral Fires drowned in mustard

@myeyesbleedblack

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, that should be life in jail at the very least. #stoppretzelabuse

@pokemasterhek

3 жыл бұрын

@@exodustimes4266 that pretzel was sufficient enough

The way Roger runs when he thinks he kills him always cracks me up

@jamarkusholcomb516

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?

@Commander6727

3 жыл бұрын

Hard to say I love them both but I'd have to go with my OG Bender

7:38- so funny the way he runs, I watch that over and over so funny

I read the title as "Roger is pretty", that'd be a good idea for a video

@pixiestxNyomouf

4 жыл бұрын

When he finally drew on eyebrows

@Maw0

4 жыл бұрын

@@pixiestxNyomouf Same.

“Roger might be trying to kill us”

@havingteawiththedevil

4 жыл бұрын

“And we have no breaks”

@DgardsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, its all in your head

@tomnorton4277

3 жыл бұрын

I love that Stan's so casual about it.

@aleutiap7802

3 жыл бұрын

I love JESUS CHRIST and he loves you

I love how he is the antagonist in an episode as often as he is a protagonist.

Roger is the ultimate drama queen Which is why I love him And I do mean in that way

3:42: Roger might be trying to kill us. And we have no brakes.

Roger holds a grudge. An eye for an eye isn't good enough

3:34 stan is able to stop when reversing but it later revealed to have no brakes

1:40 “Need I say more?” “Only if you want me to understand.”

petty, more like a brat but that why we love him

@YourDadsUnclesFriend

4 жыл бұрын

gina Festa He’s both.

@CollinMcLean

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a full blown psychopath

@Nameless82284

4 жыл бұрын

No, I hate him and hope he dies, like now!

7:36 I was just a kid when I first saw this episode, and for some reason the image of roger running back and forth like that was the source of many nightmares for roughly a month after seeing it!

When he tried to kill bullocks son 😂😂😂

A fey pansexual alcoholic nonhuman, need I say more?

@aggressivepie6860

4 жыл бұрын

Roger is a pan icon

@danatedawg1018

4 жыл бұрын

Aggressive Pie yeah sure

@assibeysteven4033

4 жыл бұрын

Only if you want me to understand

@asuraXTC

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not pansexual he has no human gender lol 😂

@RevenantCheetosx

4 жыл бұрын

@Random Duder a roast of Andy Dick

Of course this is the longest lol

"Well how do you kill babies?" My favorite line 😂

@thecarolinabull01

Жыл бұрын

"Shut up!"

2:52 the way he says "you stay away from me francine" 😭😭😭

Roger is without a doubt the funniest animated character of all time

@skorpiosavage9818

4 жыл бұрын

Facts lol

Of course roger is petty He wouldn’t be Roger if he wasn’t petty

The husband and wife tho I feel so bad and their faces when they took the picture

@patrickwannafightaboutit6338

3 жыл бұрын

When Steve said "They live in a box" that made me think to the first time someone ever said that insult in relevant context....I think they invented that insult

@jaengen

Жыл бұрын

I cried buckets of tears for them.

Roger is the absolute GREATEST character of all time.

"You go. I'm just gonna stare at the lake and think about how I almost killed a baby."

Watching this made me realize I have a little of roger inside me. Ahhhhhh!!!

@Das_Ungeheuer

4 жыл бұрын

That must hurt, pal. It's ok to speak up.

@EmeraldLilly94

4 жыл бұрын

I think we all do inside

@popesocket7765

4 жыл бұрын

What if we’re all Roger’s personas?

0:25 Stan’s reaction to Roger’s question is so hilarious.

@vkdkdslhd

Ай бұрын

Well, how do *you* kill babies? - Shut up!

I would've killed Roger long time ago if I was this family. But then again, I'm glad they didn't, because he's my favorite character out of all of seth MacFarlane's character's.

@Treeeee2008

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed,Although his antics are funny until it actually happens to you.

4:38 the slap and the scream always fucking gets me

@vkdkdslhd

7 ай бұрын

Aeegh!!

HE EVEN OFFERED HIM THE PRETZEL

@Adrian_1751

4 күн бұрын

AFTER IT WAS DROWNED IN MUSTARD

1:05 the faces the judges make are perfect.

I love how Rodger has so much free time & disposable income that he can come up with all of these crazy schemes.

1:45 one thing I don’t get about this scene is how this guys apartment is so nice when his building’s a wreck?

@AgustinCruz70

Жыл бұрын

Right?! 😂

Roger trying to drown Steve while sipping his "silly juice" will always be a vibe for me.

I like how when Roger tries to kill the family over the roast, after their car crash Steve says "wow, this car's really safe". Bruh, you rolled over thrice and are full of glass. That's not safe.

-"This case goes to trial but...Benton was on the bench,so...need I say more?" -"Only if you want me to understand." 😂😂😂 Too fucking funny.

"I'm ugly and my butt is huge."

6:20 Steve is such a good sport “He kissed his sister because of him 😨”

4:55 Steve looks like Stewie

*Give me Silly Juice and watch me fall down!*

@citiesinruin9435

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@Rikoani

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not silly juice it’s necessary juice!

When the two adults thought they found there lost child it was so far to watch

@vernyulkisasszony4708

4 жыл бұрын

I felt sorry for them, and I was surprised how well Steve took it, but I still like the fact how much effort Roger put into his revenge even it was just for a cookie though.

Saw Brian Griffin's Prius in minutes 3:50

This should be much longer, he's always been petty.

The cookie 🍪 part though :))))

1:13 those horrible things he describes sounds like things that roger can do

He is literally the pettiest person in the world

Roger reacted the same way Peter did at his roast.

Roger: GO HOME BITCHES SHOW'S OVER I NAILED IT!!! I died😆😆😆😆

Yeah after you drowned it in mustard, This isn't over Watley!

Roger's revenge on "you snooze, you loose."

I love how you manage to have decent editing and titles that actually relate to the videos

All those lies for a pretzel ..... I love you Roger

You snooze you lose

@AndrewUchiha4747

3 жыл бұрын

Joe Schmoe ....”You snooze you lose huh?” Okay, eat up... eat.... up

3:01 that episode was all about pitty Roger

Roger, petty? Dude, with all of the things he did over the years, just for his own personal gain or personal vendetta, calling him petty now is both an understatement and a compliment.

7:38 The way roger runs 😂

There is always the character who you don't mess with in a series like Eric cartman he will make you eat your parents.

7:03 pretty much what every alcoholic in my life says to me when I ask them why they drink

@elijahlivingston9477

Жыл бұрын

Best part is that he doesn’t disagree with the “delusional rates” part.

"Hey.... I remember you. Your that guy who freaked out after I got the last pretzel at wexals like.....2 weeks ago."

@AndrewUchiha4747

3 жыл бұрын

M Daley ....”I EVEN OFFERED YOU THE PRETZEL 🥨”

4:50 Is Stewie going to grow up to look like Steve? I say this because that baby picture makes him look like Stewie.

@reyrey5259

3 жыл бұрын

Omg the head shape😂😂

@johnffreydeppstein2474

2 жыл бұрын

Lol a young Hey Arnold right there with that football head

I love your compilations

Crazy how American dad can make a literal psychopath so lovable