“I know you’ve got dead parents but we’ve got deadlines” was a 🔥line 😂

@CaseyLaarkamp

6 ай бұрын

I missed the entire underwear story on the first run through because I was still LMAOing at that line. 😂🤣

@alextasarov1341

6 ай бұрын

Sounds like a fire line in a bad rap song 😂

@severalclouds3288

6 ай бұрын

That line is crazy LMAO

@AllieKlu

6 ай бұрын

BARS!

Thank God I was almost alone with my thoughts for a sec

@BAHALKII

6 ай бұрын

Hey bro keep your head up let’s enjoy this vid together 😁💪🏾

@heshamhany8470

6 ай бұрын

Goddamn that hits right at home.

@HiNurd

6 ай бұрын

Wow relatable fr

@c.tschanz7483

6 ай бұрын

Lmfao real

@DoubleBlack2.0

6 ай бұрын

Terrifying stuff, to be sure!

"omg I could have gaslit the whole situation!" our quarterly reminder that Joe is psychotic😭

@courtneythomas3297

6 ай бұрын

Hes a Pisces its not his fault 😂

@Wispyluma76

6 ай бұрын

You mean sociopathic.

@juliannemayes8788

6 ай бұрын

He even follows up with "I would have won the whole situation" 😂 He's so cute when he's gaslighting everyone around him 😂😂

@Ms.Anonymous

5 ай бұрын

He would def be the asshole in that situation 😂

@ReaderManic91

5 ай бұрын

Makes you wonder if Frank is right with some of the stuff he says about Joe 😂

the karen credit card one made me so mad LMFAO

As a person who lost my mom, firing that guy is absolute trash. Of course it will take him a while to get back to normal. And you obviously saw potential in him, you were going to promote him. Instead of investing in your employee you just let him go? Fuck them!

@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken

6 ай бұрын

Yeah. At minimum there should have been a talk with him FIRST to try and address it. If he's that good already, a few months to get back on track is 100% worth it so long as he's improving week by week.

@betsybabf748

6 ай бұрын

Agree. I lost my husband and my mother back to back. Grief is a long journey. That girl is going to be hit with a karmic reality when it is her enduring a loss and learn her lesson the hard way. Of course a 22 yr old kid who lost both parents suddenly would struggle far longer than a month.

@LightningJR

6 ай бұрын

Yea Jesus. 1 month for the death of both parents? Yea no. It seems as if no one can put themselves in other ppls shoes. This is devastating, would work be on my mind? Nope.

@Falcodrin

6 ай бұрын

Welcome to the modern business landscape. When any job posting has 2 thousand responses (mostly unqualified IK) it doesn't feel that hard to drop one person and get a new one like you are getting a new outfit. Its pretty gross but lots of businesses do that.

@SJ-di5zu

6 ай бұрын

Yeah I like how they said a “courtesy month off” as if that’s supposed to mean the employee comes straight back working their ass off

"unless he does call you a bitch seriously, then you hit em, you strike em" lmfaoooo

“I know you’ve got dead parents…. But we’ve got dead lines” I actually almost choked on my water😂😂😂

Joe, you're missing half of the 'Whats for dinner' story where the guy actually leaves the sauce on the rug for a good few days bc he's waiting for her to come clean it up. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 (Context matters Joey!😂)

@ChiaNyx

6 ай бұрын

Oh hell nah @JoeSantagato

@cassiopee26

6 ай бұрын

Are you serious??

@EclipseMetagen

6 ай бұрын

​@@cassiopee26 yeah, there's an update where they talk a few days later and he's like "when are you gonna come clean this up" and she's like "you left it there?! That's fucking disgusting." It's hilarious.

@cassiopee26

6 ай бұрын

WTF?!? I would have left his ass on the spot lol@@EclipseMetagen

@sargeranders9546

6 ай бұрын

​@@EclipseMetagen I can see his mind process like its her mess, why would he clean it up lolol

The kid working at the coffee house is def a genius.

Lmao Joe. He's like "if youre being an asshole, go all in. Gaslight the wife" 😂😂😂😂

"YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!" 🤣🤣🤣☠️

I came across a credit card vigilante once at a Salvation Army. The cashier wouldn't let me ring up several dollars worth of stuff with my dad's card when my dad sent me out to get him things he needed from there. I didn't want to start anything and just left incredibly irritated.

@PetyrinaJaye

4 күн бұрын

Hot tip from a 17 year banking industry worker in the U.S.: You absolutely 100% CAN give someone else permission to not only use your credit cards and debit cards but they should also even sign their own name. This is not fraud, it only becomes fraud if they sign your name, hence signing their own name, but even if the credit card company flags this and calls you about it, all you have to do is say “I gave them permission” and it’s all gooch. ❤❤❤❤

It feels like her parents are homophobes and she panicked

@VanityOfEliCLee

6 ай бұрын

Still homophobic for the girlfriend to just leave. If she doesn't agree with them, she should have told her parents to get over it.

@ImminentFates

6 ай бұрын

@VanityOfEliCLee not if it was a panicked response because she wouldn't know what her family would do type of deal assuming I'm right Because let's be real being in a panicky state can highly mess with your judgement skills and even then she might not have been wrong for leaving necessarily if I'm right ideally she should've looked at him and go "holy shit I gotta get my parents out of here because they are homophobic" and then it sounds like they drove together so then she would have to and take them home

@phillyphan595

6 ай бұрын

I feel like there is also a chance that she felt like the boyfriend was trying to hide it from her for some reason and she was annoyed about that, but maybe I just completely misread. feel like that's an odd thing to never bring up when dating someone for seemingly a not insignificant amount of time if the parents are meeting

@UltimateGamerCC

6 ай бұрын

naw dude, if the parents are like that, she probably is too. the apple doesnt fall too far from the tree.

@ImminentFates

6 ай бұрын

@@UltimateGamerCC I disagree from personal experience alone but it's also highly possible that she's just the problem and not them

Don’t ever let Frank see that one about the guy getting fired after his parents die. You’ll forever be “cold-hearted billionaire CEO Joe”

@shannonpena-kc9zh

4 ай бұрын

🤔?????

That white Karen had NO business with the daughter and her dad's credit card.

@AngelinaParker

6 ай бұрын

FR thooo!!! Like maybe you don't wanna spoil your kids with cool stuff, but that doesn't mean EVERY parent has to do the same lol. Like maybe just maybe her dad is okay with her using his card cause he's a cool af dad that doesn't mind spoiling his daughter. She flat out said "if they won't parent their kids I will" , if that doesn't say anything about Karen's mindset then IDK what is lmao

The estate story is more Ready or Not, than Get Out. IYKYK

“I know you got dead parents and shit but we got deadlines” my new motto for 2024 thank you Joe for another banger

yo the boss that fired the guy after his parents died is an absolute monster! the boyfriend was completely right and he should leave that person bc they clearly have no soul.

@alminzukic5740

6 ай бұрын

Right, when someone who has no horse in the race tells you you're a dick over something you did, then you're absolutely just a dick.

“THAT’S BANANAS” Gets me every time 😆

“I would’ve gaslit the whole situation” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I 1000% would’ve done this lmao

“I woulda gaslit the entire situation” I love that 😂😂😂

14:35 “I know you got dead parents and shit, but we’ve got deadlines!” Funny as fuck! Omg 😂

Please keep making these! I’d love for Frankie to join on this segment too. So funny

@jayfathbone

6 ай бұрын

Up

@Fre_patrick97

6 ай бұрын

Nah

Another banger, Josephine. Love your work! 🏆

@Sarah_Beth96

6 ай бұрын

Josephine 😂😂😂

HALF ON A STANLEY STEAMER, BYE HAHAHAHHAHAHA

@kellymae2421

5 ай бұрын

Quite good advice I thought 😂

My mother used to ask me what I want for dinner and I'd be like "why do YOU wanna know?" 🤣

i wish this vid went on for HOURS I love itttt, please do a part 3!!

the story about the 22-year-old whose parents died is a reminder to stop being loyal to companies and businesses because they'll get rid of you at the drop of a hat it reminds me of a job I worked two years ago (I was 18) despite being the youngest I was praised a lot of the time for my performance, I even worked while I was really sick with Covid and I asked for only two days off because of a loss and after getting a phony "I'm sorry for your loss" this woman asks when I can make those days up because I'm one of her top people and she wants me on for as long as possible and this is the same job that acted shocked when I wanted to leave and manipulated the hell out of me, I still left them in the dust🤣

In the state I’m from you get THREE whole days of leave time/ bereavement for immediate family!! Which is terrible! So getting a paid month off, not bad! And the company just instantly firing is terrible too!! Even though I have a few employees I’d love to fire instantly but HR frowns upon that! lol

Just saying…I’m not expecting my future children to have to go through the trauma of having to come out on behalf of their parents to their significant other. Children of parents of the opposite sex don’t have to go “hey just FYI my parents are straight”, I’m not expecting my child to say “hey FYI my parents are gay”. That’s ridiculous and a double standard. If their significant other doesn’t like that then they weren’t the right one for my child to begin with. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@amandarobynn6268

6 ай бұрын

I don’t think it’s a matter of telling the gf his parents were gay it’s more so it doesn’t seem he brought the parents up at all. Would you not tell the gf their names or atleast talk about them before you introduce them? Most people if they explained a story about two dads would put two and two together.

@memedealermikey

5 ай бұрын

@@amandarobynn6268Yeah but her actions reflect how she actually feels (or how she knows that her parents feel) about homosexuality. You’re forgetting that he [the bf] has been raised by two dads, meaning for him that is the norm. That when he says “my parents” it doesn’t imply anything about the sex of the parents because to him there’s no substantial different between his parents and hetero parents. The fact she got so upset that she LEFT says a lot more about her than it does anything about the situation

14:36 YOU’RE the asshole for saying this, Joe. 😂 lmaoooo

Timing is perfect! I could have listened to this ridiculousness for an hour

"This is unacceptable, you're fired!!"...SAME customer comes in the next week and is like "HEYYYY, WTF are you doing here?"

@DesireexD29

4 ай бұрын

That’s where I expected the story to go😂 that a customer caught them in the lie and called them out or something

Today's takeaway - stay single and mind your own gd business!!!

The VP who fired the dude is the biggest POS I've heard of lately. That poor kid is spiraling and they pushed him to the bottom of the well. They knew he could perform well, but he was wracked with grief. Help him.

Lololol the next time I am feeling I'm or someone else is having a difficult time, it will now be a "predickiment" 🤣

"That feels Homophobes." had me dying. LOL

"Lets go! Theres two gay guys in there makin mac n cheese!" Are words no sane person will ever utter 😆

DUDE! when my son was not even one he got sick and we had to fly to a better hospital in a bigger city. While in a hotel for a week his mother and i were seperated and i was at the hospital and she at the hotel to shower, do laundry and rest, she found underwear that wasnt hers but it must have been left in the hotel washing machine or drier and she thought i had a woman in the hotel while our son was almost dying, what a trip

@shannon2182

6 ай бұрын

That was almost your wife's villain origin story, it would've been mine lmao

Laughing at people on the internet who do fucked up shit is a good 95% of what I do with the internet.

Lmao Joe admitting to gaslighting! Tell Frank 😂😂

This was a great video! You should make another "would you rather" video! Those ones are hilarious!

I had to pause the video just to come say the last line about "Bella" had me rolling😂 Dafuck outta heaa.

I feel like AITA is fun to read at first, but then you get to the part where you realize almost all of these stories are fake just based on the writing styles and the fact that each of them has an underlying message (ex: the “what’s for dinner?” one was obviously just to point out the TikTok trend was stupid or make a joke about it). Still, it’s fun to read and see opinions as long as you’re basically treating it as a hypothetical instead of a real story. Although a lot of the AITA stories I’ve read are people trying to push a political or sexist viewpoint in the reader’s face by portraying the opposite side/gender as the stupid one.

Fighting the urge to put "I know you've got dead parents, but we've got deadlines" on a t-shirt rn

still killing it man

We need longer videos

I watched it as soon at 3:00 hit. I definitely look forward to these videos

Entertainment galore and great hilarious input and advice!! 🙏

That credit card thing happened to me in the London Airport while I was trying to buy a giant case of ferrero rocher 😂

This is fire you gotta do more, man.

I wish he posted more. These videos make my day

We need more of this videos, haven’t laughed this hard since 2015 peak joe idiots of the internet and ppl of Walmart era, but lately with the consistency I think he’s permanently back!

i'd just love for these vids to be a liiitle bit longer like on the 20 min mark maybe? your content is just that good

Yay I’m so glad you’re doing more of these! Your Reddit reactions are the best.

GIVE US A PART 3, PLEASE!!!! 🙏🏽

I definitely am the asshole for laughing way too hard at the “I know you have dead parents, but we have deadlines”

Waiting for Part 3 already!

I would listen to an endless stream of this pls keep this up 😂

“I can’t let her get away with stealing her dads card” OBVIOUSLY HES AWARE OF THIS

The wats for dinner thing was soooo disrespectful he always doesnt like her. Tht shit not funny at all

Missed your videos so glad I hopped back on KZread and found you again.

lol Joe!!! You’re making us Pisces look bad lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Kidding! You’re hilarious

We need more People of Walmart and idiots of the internet!!!

That first one sounds like the literal script from The Birdcage. 😂

The fact that you came up with that gaslighting situation so quickly means we need an episode of "joeys ex girlfriends... Is he or isn't he a gaslighter " 😂😂

Been waiting for this video 🤌🏼🤌🏼

I am 100% against Joe on the girl using her dad’s card. It is still illegal even if it is her dad’s card. She could go to prison for fraud.

@ThisGuyDakota

6 ай бұрын

That's not the point. Some random person in line doesn't know the context of the situation at hand. The Dad could have said "hey hun, here's my card. I got work today but go get something for yourself, happy birthday." It's waaay too common and butting in and getting police involved is very much an asshole thing to do

JOE!!!! Yet another great video 👍👍👍👍

“I know you got dead parents but we have deadlines” -Joe

Isn’t the firing after the employees parents’ death illegal? Honest question

I rule the editor as the asshole for not including Joe's reaction to the AITA post that's in the THUMBNAIL 😤

I died with the dead-lines 😅

LMAO I hope you guys make this a series xD

Happy Valentine’s Day Joe! ❤️💕❤️❤❤

Joe Santagato for President

The acting like you’re fired is a genius idea

I mean, do you ask your date if their parents are straight?

@hallief8390

6 ай бұрын

i think more so its strange if he only ever said dad and she never asked about his mom

Am I trippin or is the videos brightness going up and down like a fade?

NOT THE "I KNOW YOU GOT DEAD PARENTS BUT WE GOT DEADLINES" NOOOOOOO I CAN'T 😭

I Need MORE!!!

#1 as someone who works on credit fraud it is fraud if he wants her to use his credit card he needs to put her on the account.

Joe’s story of the chef that would casually just dunk his fingers in the boiling oil where the fries and shit would cook is CRAZY

I lost my Job a year after my brother passed, definitely the asshole in this situation by firing him because he had no motivation. It's very hard when you lose someone so close to find the will to work.

Definitely need more of these videos 😅

YAY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

That is really sad, the first one. That we live in a world that it would still matter to disclose if your parents are gay or not.

“You eavesdropping B”🤣🤣

“Yo let’s get the fuck outta here there’s 2 gay guys in there makin Mac n cheese” 😭☠️☠️

Friendly belligerent drunk step dad energy returns for my favourite Subreddit. Thanks Joe :P

2:00 , I would eat gay mac ‘n’ cheese

the odd thing with the first one for me is that she's meeting his dads the same time her parents are, you would think she would have met then before hand

I love how this video looks, the lighting looks more comfortable than past videos.

Make this a series!

ASKED

Love these videos

that hoodie looks lit 🔥

That's bananas 😂😂😂

MORE!!

Love the aggressive allyship on that first one