"I don't care what you call your sordid little grief hole" is such a killer line

@melvert33

9 ай бұрын

Brilliant line and Alan's face showing a flash of anger straight after!

@kamotetopz6776

8 ай бұрын

It's a Travel Tavern!

@Dekoherence-ii8pw

Ай бұрын

And I'm betting Chris wrote that one himself.

"I've got 100 Cows". "I've got 104 Friends"

@neilcarrollMeganJamieForever

5 жыл бұрын

You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth!

@tutin4090

5 жыл бұрын

@@neilcarrollMeganJamieForever and the plums have mutated and have got beaks

@neilcarrollMeganJamieForever

5 жыл бұрын

You make pigs smoke.

@eightiesboy

5 жыл бұрын

Quacking plums.

@aestheticaltwat

4 жыл бұрын

You feed beefburgers to swans.

steve cogan is brilliant obviously but can we take a moment for chis morris? beautiful straight man delivery :)

@TheButterMinecart1

3 жыл бұрын

chris morris has always been a legend

@AudieHolland

2 жыл бұрын

His beef burger 'explanation' caught me off guard as well

How both of them kept a straight face shooting this scene is amazing.

@omgwtfbbq2011

Жыл бұрын

I've got 104 friends line kills me

@pkwimmm

Жыл бұрын

I’m sure there’s loads of bloopers for that reason

@ejayman

Жыл бұрын

Chris Morris is the KING of keeping a straight face. This is child’s play compared to some of the interviews he did for Brass Eye with unwitting celebs

@SagaciousFrank

Жыл бұрын

Think it's called acting and multiple takes?

@JRK2669

Жыл бұрын

I saw Morris crack a smile at the yeahhhhh line

"I've got 104 friends" that line is so petty, just comedy gold.

@noahport3314

9 ай бұрын

And infinitely more funny than if he had said 101 friends.

Greatest line ever "You make pigs smoke". I laughed so much I had Kenco coming out my Nostrils.

@PlanetBongoSan

5 жыл бұрын

serves you right for drinking kenco

@bramleydragon

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Williams I laugh so much at your comment but thankfully I wasn't drinking Kenco. Ha ha.

@RandomTask

5 жыл бұрын

Ok Dan ;-)

@erobertson1417

5 жыл бұрын

Was it Kenco Millicano?

@CompleteCretin

4 жыл бұрын

It made me laugh too, but my nostrils were clear.

Piers Morgan is like this, only without the irony.

@CycolacFan

3 жыл бұрын

And the warmth, humanity, intelligence, humour, ego...

@the5thmusketeer215

3 жыл бұрын

@@CycolacFan Piers Morgan’s ego is even bigger than those giant chickens... 😂

@75MalcolmX

3 жыл бұрын

Piers Morgan and the covid 19 debates, very similar.

@herrheroin606

3 жыл бұрын

This isnt called irony

@jayr7965

2 жыл бұрын

Qanon makes Allan's fantasies seem reasonable and well thought out.

"I've seen the big eared boys on farms.." LOL , crying, so funny. Legend

@cyborgbadger1015

22 күн бұрын

tat's the line that killed me!

Get Alan Partridge to present Top Gear.

@AlisonBryen

7 жыл бұрын

ratcliffave amazing idea!

@canttelthetime

7 жыл бұрын

Bobby Dukes yes I think the best three for the job would be Alan partridge, Edd China, and Mike brewer. Wish it could happen. Would be good viewing.

@GreenthumbsGarden

7 жыл бұрын

No words more truer spoken

@duncanbirss4333

5 жыл бұрын

ratcliffave partridge is great , top gear is shit

@PlanetBongoSan

5 жыл бұрын

this would be a rampant crossover success. 8 out of 10 cats can do Countdown then Partridge could smash the shit out of top gear

"And these chickens are scared! They don't know why they're so BIG!"

@danofthedead1979

6 жыл бұрын

zufgh massive

@DuderinoDeux

5 жыл бұрын

On stilts?

@bankruptbritain6103

2 жыл бұрын

Why am I so, massive?

@TonyEnglandUK

2 жыл бұрын

Someone should have told him chickens are always scared. In fact, they're CHICKEN!!!! lmao.

@AdamF8

2 ай бұрын

20 Foot High chickens 😆😆😆

Must have watched this sketch 50 times. It still kills me. Comedy genius

_"I don't care what you call your sordid little grief hole."_

@sbhatti534

4 жыл бұрын

Lone Star it’s a travel tavern!

@CalumHGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@sbhatti534 You got anymore or are you going to stop at quacking plums?

@Mechanicthing

3 жыл бұрын

The UK?

@fegman

2 жыл бұрын

I have tried to use this expression as much as I can, and it causes a lot of drama - I wouldn't recommend describing your kitchen in your house to your significant other as a 'sordid little grief hole' lol

He didn't deny the thing about the chickens though.

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

5 жыл бұрын

Vanderlynden Jengold his silence spoke volumes.

Chris Morris' talent and intelligence is frightening

@happysappy21

6 жыл бұрын

calm down

@roblaa3198

5 жыл бұрын

meh get over him...average at best

@resonator23

5 жыл бұрын

Be interesting to know who you consider above average

@junglejamesie

5 жыл бұрын

He's a big posh sod with plums in his mouth.

@SongBillong

4 жыл бұрын

@@roblaa3198 "Average at best"? You're clearly someone who has no idea how much Chris Morris has contributed to British comedy!

Morris and Coogan. Lovely stuff! Not my words the words of Shakin' Stevens

-You feed beefburgers to swans. -Do I? -Yes, you do.

@TallSilentGuy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm really not sure how cost effective that would be...

@SnabbKassa

3 жыл бұрын

When someone accuses you of something ridiculous, just accept the premise and see their logic collapse.

Two legends in full character The talent here is rarely matched Comedy gold here

“A spinal column in a bap” is one of the funniest lines ever put to screen 🤣

@Jeanpierr32699

Жыл бұрын

whats the meaning of that?

@redpillnibbler4423

Жыл бұрын

@@Jeanpierr32699 And he keeps giant cows and feeds beef burgers to swans!

@Jeanpierr32699

Жыл бұрын

@@redpillnibbler4423 Thanks, I'm from spain and needed to translste that into spanish and dndnt know the meaning, thanks!

@redpillnibbler4423

Жыл бұрын

@@Jeanpierr32699 Oh!

@airsir9559

Жыл бұрын

@@Jeanpierr32699 it means a spinal column baked into or baked as a part of a type of bread called a bap. A bap is like a burger bun or a dinner roll.

The way he says “yes you do” is one of the most underrated line deliveries ever

@wurble

5 ай бұрын

I've always loved that line too (specifically the delivery). So matter of fact after such a ridiculous accusation 😄

this show needs to be renewed

@SuperZedd

7 жыл бұрын

C.Wallace A third series?

@terratec1001

7 жыл бұрын

A 3rd series would be great!

@SuperZedd

7 жыл бұрын

terratec1001 I agree. Although preferably on the Beeb.

@varolussalsanclar1163

7 жыл бұрын

C.Wallace mid morning matters with alan partridge

@ss11111ss

7 жыл бұрын

no that show isnt half as good it feels too forced

This scene is a masterclass in looking at your notes to remind yourself of your lines but making it look absolutely natural. Genius from both of them.

The way Alan says “yes, you do” at 2:31 crack me up so hard

2 people filled in a pond with concrete, ploughed a family into a field, blew up a tree and used the leaves to make a dress for their wives who were also their brothers.

@timothygraham4304

7 жыл бұрын

Well, it's a two man job!

@zerocool6845

6 жыл бұрын

GusMcGuire 14 sons now lol

@aarongorton1984

5 жыл бұрын

your brother not their

@danbarnes126

4 жыл бұрын

Their kids ears were bigger than Bono’s bowl of Alpen

Feels like Morris could have helped write this bit - feeding beefburgers to swans is exactly the kind of tweaked zoological concept he'd dream up.

@imamoronand9199

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of Armando Ianucci stuff is part written by the actors

2 genius comedy writer/actors at the top of their game: Steve Coogan and Chris Morris with, in my opinion one of the best comedy sketches ever written especially Coogans speech about the family picnic. Comedy Gold.

I live in swaffham Norfolk . Alans right , they do make pigs smoke and feed beef burgers to swans .

About time someone blew the lid off giant chicken. The public needs to know!

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

It's Norfolk. He's talking about Bernard Matthews!

@MegaBeanandCheese

4 жыл бұрын

"And these chickens are scared! They don't know why they're so big!"

@ReeceyBoy_4

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah man 👍👍

@TallSilentGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Family Guy already did.

@gilesfarmer5953

2 ай бұрын

Bloody Big Farmer!

"his silence speaks volumes..." LOL

The bit about farmers sticking to their own, kills me dead.

@Round_07

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the nodding and raising of his eye brows as he says it 🤣

@wilf18

Жыл бұрын

Big eared boys 🤣

This & the "needles to say, I took drugs" scene are my most favourite.

His face at 2:49 - 3:00 is priceless!!

@junglejamesie

5 жыл бұрын

Have you got any more of this, or do you want to stop at quacking plums?

my thanks for all these fantastic posts of Alan Patridge and his friends. Laughter is the best medicine for so much. To those folks who have not watched, come and watch. Thanks indeed for all these clips

"You make pigs smoke" is possibly the best single line in all of 90s TV comedy.

Ive got 104 friends! Back in the days before facebook.

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

Before Facebook, that was impressive. As he'd have to have actually met each one.

@jimkelleher5599

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidjames579 disgracebook

@patagualianmostly7437

2 күн бұрын

" Friends on Facebook"....A contradiction in terms surely... Or just other loners? 🤣

Man, chris and steve have such an opposite energy that it works so well. i hope they work together again.

My all-time favourite Alan Partridge scene!

Didn't deny it though did he? No, his silence did speak volumes!

A genius faces another genius, playing the persona of ignorance and prejudice. The spark of great comedy is simply dazzling here. A classic.

One if my favourite Alan moments.

Just great banter.

"The big eared boys on the farms" classic!

this is the best coogan bit of all time

Gotta love Alan Partridge!

You blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother 😂😂 golden partridge!!

3:06 I've used this as a generic rebuff in every argument I've had over the last six years, and I can tell you that IT ALWAYS ENDS THERE.

Big eared boys on farms.

@davidbarnwell_virtual_clas6729

3 жыл бұрын

Shout out to Prince Charles on a farm.

You farmers, like to stick to your own !! 😂😂😂😂

Love the picture of Dave Clifton on the wall

Are you stressed Alan? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Congratualtions Alan. I am not firing you at this moment.

@Pining_for_the_fjords

3 жыл бұрын

Oh four! I mean five! I mean fire!

It's a travel tavern.

@Alex-cw3rz

4 жыл бұрын

I don't care what you call your sordid little grief hole

@TallSilentGuy

3 жыл бұрын

And with an excellent carvery.

@CarBore

Ай бұрын

@@TallSilentGuy I've got a scam going.

Pure genius

@ruplateralus

6 жыл бұрын

Joe Nicholls yes genius

Spine in a BAP

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

5 жыл бұрын

Should've said baguette.

@Pining_for_the_fjords

5 жыл бұрын

Spine in a bap = Spap

@CalumHGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pining_for_the_fjords Infected spinal column

‘ And these chickens are scared! they go “oh why am I so massive!?”

@AlisonBryen

5 жыл бұрын

Self aware chickens...? That's a terrifying thought...

😅 all the way

@McTrump

3 жыл бұрын

Clump watched it then commented!

@rva

2 жыл бұрын

@@McTrump wort!

@CountScottula1

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmadam!

Plums with beaks.

@CalumHGaming

4 жыл бұрын

You got anymore of this or are you going to stop at quacking plums?

Two absolute legends

this is the best the funniest comedy sketch i ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's true, they have big sheds, but no one is allowed in.......

@MrEAus

5 жыл бұрын

I tried to ask a man called Arthur Jackson about what goes on in there... But he only wanted to talk about his bloody symphony music; A shame really, as his nickname is "two sheds", so I thought he'd be able to share some valuable insights...

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

Nevermind Storm Area 51, it's farms we wanna be looking inside.

I've only just noticed the photo of Dave Clifton on the wall. He otherwise doesn't appear in this episode.

Probably my favourite ever Alan Partridge moment, and there are many 😂

It's amazing how many real journalists and presenters are like Partridge, many of them are simply referencing him but there are some who are un-ironically very much a Partridge among the Pigeons.

@neildmedia

Жыл бұрын

Richard Madeley

Chris Morris was absolutely fantastic here

A clash of brilliant minds. Both bright as .

Lovely stuff!

"Big eared boys on farms"

3:06 when a joke gets a laugh and an applause it is brilliant. Steve and Chris are fantastic here.

"And… and basically, do you agree that everything I’ve said thus far is completely correct?"

@andrewpatrickallen9009

6 жыл бұрын

"yes" (slightly lower but still high voice)

It took me years to clock, but I love how he's reading his "wisecracks" off some kind of cue, as if he came prepared

Coogan's face when Morris tells him his comments 'were deeply ignorant and typical of the armchair pundits who forget to open their mouths' just class...both he and Morris defined satire, brilliant.

Moooooo! Quality acting from coogan. His fave when the guest starts talking is brilliant!

If only This Time was a 3rd series of I'm Alan Partridge

This and "smell my cheese" really caused me physical pain from laughing

Needless to say, Alan had the last laugh.

@themysteriouscatperson9483

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he had the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh, the Last laugh

@alxwlsh

2 жыл бұрын

Needles to say... you took drugs.....

Remember the cops pulling me over and asked me my name "Peter Baxendale Thomas" was the only name I could come up with, explaining both my mother and father's side, they just looked at me kind of "This lad sounds like a posh type" then sent me on my way, 25 years later i still return to this as a reminder 😅😅😅

0:39 .. the farmer is laughing I think... didn't know the camera was on him :-) :-)

Alan is 100% correct. I once worked on a farm!!!!!

@emer157

6 жыл бұрын

bob thebuilder what do the big eared boys get up to???

@mig23flogger88

5 жыл бұрын

bob thebuilder did you..erm stick to your own....??

@brettjohnson536

5 жыл бұрын

This comment serves simply to alarm the public and piss off all the farmers, which you've done, why don't you just apologise!?

@CalumHGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Ummm...... Sorry. @@brettjohnson536

@MrEAus

5 жыл бұрын

Please enlighten us as to the going-on within the sheds..! I once tried to ask a man called Arthur Jackson ;-) about what goes on in there... But he only wanted to talk about his bloody symphony music ;-) A shame really, as his nickname is "two sheds" ;-) so I thought he'd be able to share some valuable insights...

Fair assessment

Interesting to see Chris Morris in this role.

the "yeah" at 0.39 and you know you're about to get something special from Alan!

Alan's face at 03:23 is classic Partridge aggression.

I'm not a fan of some of Chris Morris' stuff but he outperforms Coogan here, which is rare on this show. How he doesn't crack I don't know. One of the few characters that makes Alan actually stop, think and panic.

@DuchessOfStratosphere

8 ай бұрын

how can you not be a fan of chris morrs' stuff?

"Do you deny that!? No..uh...his silence speaks volumes." I think we should get Jeff Goldbloom to play Alan Partridge.

😀🤣 Totally brilliant ,,the acting is just superb ,,the cringe factor is off the scale ,...I'd just love to have the skills these men have !!

The clash of the greatest people from British telly. If I ever met Chris Morris, I’d be terrified. Steve Coogan, seems like a good lad harmless

I love the Jumper x

😂😂 one of the greatest Partridge moment. If not the best. 😂😂

.....it's a travel tavern.

"sordid little griefhole" is a beautiful phrase that should be used more often

Two of the greats.

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

Why am I so massive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're joining me Richard Madeley and Peter Baxendale-Thomas of the Norfolk Farmers Union

Is that Denholm Reynholm?

@redpillnibbler4423

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

brilliant

I've seen the big eared boys on farms

Found myself agreeing with Alan Partridge on this one

I would pay to hear an improvised podcast with Steve in character as Alan and Chris Morris as Chris Morris.

@ThisCharmingMan1984

6 жыл бұрын

Pat Tanackered I know it’s not Partridge, but have you heard the improvised in character interviews Chris Morris did with Peter Cook? They are fantastic. I think there is an interview in an article, where Chris Morris talks about them. If you haven’t heard them already, I’d highly recommend them. All the best, from DAN!....DAN!.....DAN!........DAN!

@commentingpausedtoprotectus

6 жыл бұрын

Dan1984 I second that, the Peter Cook sessions are brilliant.

@somerandomguy2073

6 жыл бұрын

Pat Tanackered: The conspiracy interview was exactly that. Coogan as Partridge and Morris as himself.

@PaulDayPrivateEye

5 жыл бұрын

You've heard the Chris Morris/Peter Cook stuff, right?

@alfredjohnson2647

5 жыл бұрын

Try 'On the Hour' (BBC Radio in the early 90s) - it's not improvised, but otherwise fits the description.

Chris Morris and Steve Coogan. Two comedy genii.

My frist time watching alan partridge i didnt know what i was missing

@BDaMonkey

6 жыл бұрын

Osian Poulton The first I'm Alan Partridge series is great.

THE best episode!😂