I have never yet met a woman who responds positively to "do you like owls", but I will never, ever stop trying

@gitsurfer27

Жыл бұрын

One day man

@TonyEnglandUK

Жыл бұрын

Have you tried squirrels?

@AlastairjCarruthers

Жыл бұрын

@@TonyEnglandUK I'll give it a shot

@pod1977pod

11 ай бұрын

Ever, ever, ever, ever!!!

@JJONNYREPP

10 ай бұрын

Alan Flirts With Jill - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC 1104am 8.7.23 how about unsuccessful not very attractive needy bolke.. just jill would have still bitten? i cant say i've ever studied the guys on a conquest... or who have conquested... as for do you like owls. worth a punt...

'I prefer fingers' 'chocolate ones'? 'don't mind really' ' OOOOEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR' 😂

@Mark-lj1dj

2 ай бұрын

She's just flirting in that crude way middle aged divorcees do

"Are you just flirting in a sort of crude way that middle aged divorcees do?" lol.

best chat up line ever "i know a cracking owl sanctuary"

@SepulchreBrit

7 жыл бұрын

I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

@avikpram

6 жыл бұрын

That must be the Stoneham one... :)

@langers9988

5 жыл бұрын

I've used it before...

@aarongorton1984

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@cacambo589

5 жыл бұрын

Has it worked for you? Or anyone?

The most striking thing to me watching this clip back is how big a Lion bar was back in the late 90's.

"I'm batman" never got the laugh it deserved XD

Coogan is in Turbo Partridge mode here, fckn great

@paulmccluskey6862

4 жыл бұрын

jamie morrison Pure unadulterated Partridge!

@jonnybgood9162

3 жыл бұрын

Haha well said

@alexkrycek3359

3 жыл бұрын

Lovely stuff

@lukemclellan2141

2 жыл бұрын

I think turbo partridge came in the second season ❄️

@lukemclellan2141

2 жыл бұрын

@@quadrant2012 I was referring to the rumours that Alan was partaking the powder ☺️

This is Matt Hancock , ooh Gina ,you're nicer than my wife.

They've gone too Longstanton Spice Museum. One of the best lines of all time.

@WillBrownPT

5 жыл бұрын

I've lived in the village next door to Longstanton for most of my life. There is no museum 😢

@seandonoghue2347

5 жыл бұрын

@@WillBrownPT That's a crying shame. Perhaps there should be.

@kioskcarl

4 жыл бұрын

@@WillBrownPT Watch this space!

@humann5682

4 жыл бұрын

@@WillBrownPT Alan in to his dictaphone "Idea for program: We follow WillBrownPT around Longstanton as he quests to find the legendary Spice Museum. Co-presented with Jet from Gladiators. Working title is *Of Spice and Men* "

@shaunpatrick8345

4 жыл бұрын

@@WillBrownPT how do you explain this... www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wordpress/ajman-signs-deal-with-longstanton-spice-museum/

They say Lynn is still out there keeping the engine running.

@rebmcr

3 жыл бұрын

"I was just doing what you s-" "LYNN YOU'VE STARVED THE FUEL PUMP"

@tutin4090

2 жыл бұрын

They would've driven to the owl sanctuary so she was probably dismissed

@visionist7

Жыл бұрын

@@tutin4090 "I'll drop you off at a cab rank Lynn. Jill, you can get in the front"

@3:22 literally has me in tears 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "eurrrrrrrrrrrgh, Jill you are so dirty"

when it cuts to the owl at the end, gets me every time

"The mind plays tricks" gives such an insight into the way Alan's thoughts are so warped, brilliant!

@pyramidschema8668

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't find them attractive... just... confusing.

@humann5682

4 жыл бұрын

It's beautiful in hindsight as we know he eventually has a breakdown. Little lines like this are genius; they give a glance of what's to come.

@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261

4 жыл бұрын

@@pyramidschema8668 Fascinating creatures

@soundseeker63

2 жыл бұрын

At the time it made him seem "warped". In 2022 it would be a legitimate question with any number of possible outcome! 😆

@richarddavis7124

9 ай бұрын

Yes classical line, the mind plays tricks. Thai ladyboys later on with Michael 😅

I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me

@selinor5782

6 жыл бұрын

you got a glimpse of the fire escape ladder outside the building as AP was saying those words. I thought you were going to see them all descending the ladder as he was telling them they couldn't use the fire escape.

@aarongorton1984

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@JMG_86

4 жыл бұрын

A very C. Montgomery Burns style line

"Jill you're so dirty" Probably my all time favourite AP line.

@satireisnotdead5804

Жыл бұрын

"Uuuuuurrrrrrghurhurhur, Jill you are so duuuurty."

@mrkeogh

Жыл бұрын

"I'm Batman!"

There’s no way that the Longstanton spice museum line can actually be as funny as it is.

There was a receptionist at my school who was exactly like Jill, I swear the headmaster was smashing.

@a.tanner8524

17 күн бұрын

Yeah mine too. Same mannerisms and everything.

I can't watch the "Do you like our owl?" scene in Blade Runner without thinking of Alan Partridge.

@hopebgood

5 жыл бұрын

OH NO! Now I'll always think of that too! Cheers mate grr/lol

@kevshearer3245

4 жыл бұрын

is this test to prove if im a replicant or a lesbian mr deckard

@visionist7

4 жыл бұрын

It's too bad she won't live

@Alex.1739

4 жыл бұрын

Homicide of a mouse

@Rodiraskal

3 жыл бұрын

Felice Graziano But then again, who does?

I like the smooth link with the owl right at the end. Jill says “we could go shopping” and cue the owl saying “nah” !

"Sexwise"

Asking for sex through a just barely opened door. The epitome of smooth. It never fails with the wife.

@TonyEnglandUK

Жыл бұрын

We know.

@cazzag9526

Жыл бұрын

ALL my female friends and I are very envious of your wife 😂

@sollyolly9547

Жыл бұрын

YEAH...they can't resist it. Ahem.

Shoot your chuff though the door... classic.... 😂😂😂

'Could go shopping'...'SCREECH'

@fezmancomments

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Stuart similar to the cut from James Bond to America’s Strongest Man. Neat. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hndsxrmQedC0qrg.html

“Bash your arse!” 😄

@damienx0x

Ай бұрын

* Bat

He’s being bawdy, enjoy it.

I wonder if the owl at the end was emitting a pellet! 🤣

@QuadMochaMatti

4 ай бұрын

Full of partridge.

This scene put Longstanton Spice Museum on the map.

@Lones555

3 жыл бұрын

Except it doesn't exist, so it kinda didn't

@shaunpatrick8345

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lones555 it was on google maps when I wrote the comment. Some humourless editor has removed it!

@DaGleese

Жыл бұрын

@@Lones555 If it did exist though, you know they'd be struggling to be the first search result on google amidst all the references to Alan Partridge.

@joethered1

Жыл бұрын

​@Papa Shango it does, it's in an old red phone box 😂

That Owl at the end rocked it. Owlen Partridge - back of the net!

@visionist7

3 жыл бұрын

Cashback!

@abbaszaidi8371

3 жыл бұрын

Thriker!

@QuadMochaMatti

4 ай бұрын

But was that truly liquid football?

What is wrong with me...20 odd years ago when I watched this, I laughed, thinking they're "saahaad". Now...I think..."Jill's sexy"!! Oh god.

@pringlebatch

7 ай бұрын

She does have a certain charm. And her bringing him a chocolate bar was really sweet ❤

@QuadMochaMatti

4 ай бұрын

But she's really not. And neither is he.

"Shoot your chuff through that door"

“Could go shopping?” “SKWARK”

He should do another series of these. Very rare indeed that you can watch a comedy series over and over again.

Actually, you would probably call it a big tool. That deserved a much bigger laugh!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Myplop

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 👍👍👍

I'M BATMAN!

“Your mind plays tricks” 😂

“Norwich is our oyster”)))) ahahaaa

Best character ever. Don’t think he’s this good on this time but no one has ever brought me so many laughs.

@VoiceOfThe

Жыл бұрын

1997 I’m Alan Partridge (1st series) - nothing touches this. Best thing he’s ever done.

@filmneek

8 ай бұрын

@@VoiceOfTheseries 2 was also fantastic

@VoiceOfThe

8 ай бұрын

@@filmneek It was! The first two were amazing. I put the 1st series only because it was my introduction to the character. Both equally superb.

I learn to play from the master. "ooo you are soo diiirty".

@MrEAus

5 жыл бұрын

A few years later, David Brent in The Office said "Women... are... dirty..." -maybe he was right..!

The way he hides behind the crack in the door and uses it as a breakwater

@mmmyeah7

4 жыл бұрын

I always find that a fried breakfast makes an excellent aphrodisiac

@kristianTV1974

3 жыл бұрын

And it was his choice!

Long Stanton spice museum ....a must see...

The plague started from a mal attended surface 😂😂😂

I've just seen Jill on Holby City. Doesn't look any different 😂

Jill is a brilliant actor

@joedent3323

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah - she has cornered the market in ugly rough haggard scrubbers that dress inappropriately. She good in "Spaced". "LiL'JpD."

@sports872

Жыл бұрын

Would like to see a cameo return

@WillScarlet1991

10 ай бұрын

*actress

@doone8849

9 ай бұрын

Jill is a character, not an actor

@WillScarlet1991

9 ай бұрын

@@firmamentsyndicate So you don't believe in categories of Best Actor or Best Actress?

Ah the lovely Jill

The last 5 seconds of this video is perhaps the greatest editing of all time.

"Bash yer arse!"

Fact of the day.. Jill also stared in mid morning matters..she voiced a caller in 4 episodes.

@TonyEnglandUK

Жыл бұрын

hahaha WAY TO GO JILL! SPICEWORLD! aha. 👍👍👍

@sports872

Жыл бұрын

What were any of the callers? Was she the one “you’re the rudith, Judith”?

Your sacked for doing this all the time tut, *tuts* see you did it again !! 😂😂😂

Honestly, how is shopping better than an owl sanctuary? Animals are amazing.

@MoebiusUK

3 жыл бұрын

I feel it depends on what you’re shopping for. If it’s for a brand new Ferrari, I’m going to say that beats the owl sanctuary.

@M0jibake

3 жыл бұрын

Moebius pipe of Pringles and some sparkling wine will suffice

@MoebiusUK

3 жыл бұрын

@@M0jibake LMAO

Sadly I've taken my wife to 'a cracking owl sanctuary'.

@Cougarsamurai

3 жыл бұрын

@shut beak oops sorry. Xxx

@suburbia2050

3 жыл бұрын

So it worked then?

@DaGleese

3 жыл бұрын

@@suburbia2050 How couldn't it?

Jill does have a nice pair

@-M0LE

5 жыл бұрын

Martin Howser agreed

@fat80832

3 жыл бұрын

i’d give her a right good seeing too!

@renhoek3851

3 жыл бұрын

Fat808 me too

@tz6414

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh Jill , you have a cracking pair

To keep you out you thief. What a legend

Ooooooooh. She’s nicer than my wife

One of my favourite episodes from series 1.

3:02 "Your a tiger... Roarrrr!" - Gareth Cheeseman.

@cheekyegg

3 жыл бұрын

Goodbye Dad. I mean Mr Crown

"Norwich is our Oyster" Hahah yaay! :D

I've locked you all in so you dont get me

Fancied Julia Deakin ever since I watched Space.

@omp199

4 жыл бұрын

You want to put in the "d". Because it's "Spaced". That's the name of the sitcom. What did you think I meant?

BEST SCENE EVER BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS BIT FOR AGES NOTHING BEATS THIS CLIP

3:06 - When you consider that Coogan is starring in 'Joker: Foile a Deux', that joke gets funnier.

We could go shopping... KWAAH!

Dear Lord, 4 minutes of genius

Your listening to up with the partridge.... ahh haaa 😂😂

A peak performance there, such a classic bit of British comedy

I don't blame him, Jill's 👌🏻🔥

@duncanledsham3279

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

@AD-kv9kj

2 ай бұрын

You mean, um...sexwise?

That's a relief! My mind plays tricks! Loool

The only time an owl has ever been funny

@synthesizerpatel7405

5 жыл бұрын

Owls are always funny.

I’m eating a pipe of Pringles as I watch this.

@RargoFC19

2 жыл бұрын

I’m eating a crescent of crisps with a scotch egg.

@frannyp46

Жыл бұрын

What wonderful collective nouns! More please!

"They've gone to....Longstanton spice museum"- had me rolling with laughter!

Still could resite all the words and I haven't seen it for donkeys years

got a pre-roll advert toblerone on this video. these pushers!!

Amazing Actor he is

Pure Alpha!

An owl sanctuary would be the bestest date ever!

That's clearly a push-lever fire door, yet it opens inwards? Doesn't Alan fear the Health and Safety Executive coming down on him like a ton of bricks? (Albeit, slowly lowered onto him with a sound joist and gin system in place and competently supervised by a Category C1 licensed professional in accordance with the Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998.)

@andyharpist2938

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. I have opened up a case on the HSE Hotline. I fear the circular staircase is marginal also.

@francofan100

Жыл бұрын

This was first shown in 1997 though.

Haha haha brilliant ! I remember a holiday to florida and in Disney world buying those hand spin l.e.d message toys and programmed into it ' BASH UR ARSE' it was nighttime with all the night parades and fireworks and everywhere I walked I was spinning this thing with big red letters saying bash ur arse because I watched so much partridge that year in 2002 , my mum and stepdad didn't notice for about 2 hours until he read it and started shouting at me hahahaha

@visionist7

Жыл бұрын

Your stepdad secretly loved it

I followed a diversion from the M11 and ended up in Longstanton recently,couldn't find the Spice museum

"See you did it again" 😂😂😂😂

Death by firing squad then walks of leaving Jill dumbfounded 😂😂

That Lion bar looks double the size of what you get today

That’s a relief 😂

When chocolate bars were proper sized.

@visionist7

Жыл бұрын

Oh god don't get me started

I always fancied Jill when I watched this, and my opinion has not changed one iota

@michaelmarron8441

Жыл бұрын

Me too

"Im batman!" lol!

Immmm BATMAN!

Jill, you know your onions!

Alan's right of course. I'd rather see owls than go shopping. Unless of course, we go shopping FOR owls.

IM BATMANNN AND START THE CAR LYNN rofl too funny

Comedy Brilliance

Your mind plays tricks 😄

You've even got it on the valance.

@CelticSaint

Жыл бұрын

The what?

She is Mary on the radio phone ins "Are you hairy Mary?"

Just realised a very young Bulent is/was one of Alan's staff. :)

Yeh classic, we could go shopping, cuts to owl whoooo

I am currently in, Long Stanton. To the spice museum

Perfect comedy

@stephendines1936

5 жыл бұрын

The clue is in the question.

2:53 i spy a camera poking in from the right

@fegstachops6746

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I saw it , lol

@TonyEnglandUK

Жыл бұрын

It happened quite regularly on Alan's show, when he's talking to Michael and comments on Michael's accent, the camera appears on the left.

Owl sanctuary 😂

Jill is.l the actor who.plays Marsha in Spaced. Big love X

😆😆😆😆 so thanks