*"you always have an awnser"* "what are your sexual prefrences?" "goat."

@nyctasiaselesq

3 жыл бұрын

Ofcourse, deer is too fast...

@michaelgabs9885

3 жыл бұрын

When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the east = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. mdmlastprophet.com/what-is-the-second-coming/

@plushieoctopusonhead8415

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, thats illegal

@trvemilk638

3 жыл бұрын

Fallen Angel of Doom it’s not illegal to slaughter them tho

@Potacintvervs

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgabs9885 hail satan

This is not very realistic. You completely missed the part where you play a bm song to a person who likes "all kinds of music".

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

haha yeah, but I actually try to avoid common jokes. Even though I know I'm not good at it

@tioalexandru

3 жыл бұрын

That implies BM being music.

@Mindfuck502

3 жыл бұрын

I always Play Katharsis - The Last Wound. Shocks every time.

@semirrahge

3 жыл бұрын

After I saw 1349 I played part of "Celestial Deconstruction" for my friend who listens to indie music... LOL! 🤯

@floatywolfthingy8455

3 жыл бұрын

I guess im the only one who says this while actually liking black metal lol

oh come on, favourite drink? _goat milk_ *goat blood* : _am I a joke to you?_

@redsunrises8571

2 жыл бұрын

Surprised it wasn't alcohol of some kind. I know of a distillery named Local Goat 😏

@Qui-Gon_Jinn69

2 жыл бұрын

@@redsunrises8571 and there's the Czech beer "Kozel" which means goat and it has goat with beer on label. my favourite beer btw

@redsunrises8571

2 жыл бұрын

@@Qui-Gon_Jinn69 there's also a beer here called Ziegen Bock

@Qui-Gon_Jinn69

2 жыл бұрын

@@redsunrises8571 what does Zeigen Bock means? I checked in the translator but it doesn't translate Bock

@redsunrises8571

2 жыл бұрын

@@Qui-Gon_Jinn69 Ziegen is goat and Bock is a type of German beer originally brewed in Einbeck, which was pronounced by Bavarians as ein Bock, which meant "a Billy goat" according to Wikipedia

"That's bat music." "That's good music."

@user-vr6wm1ef6c

3 жыл бұрын

That's bat music That's goat music

those dislikes are people who have friends

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

haha I like how you edited your comment

@GoodMagnetic

3 жыл бұрын

They are probably friends with each other.

@somerandomguy8725

2 жыл бұрын

wich dislikes?

2:33 huh

@God_For_A_Reason

3 жыл бұрын

Phone is allowed in jail???

@nope8827

3 жыл бұрын

@@God_For_A_Reason dude He went out of prison ten years ago

@past543

3 жыл бұрын

@@God_For_A_Reason Norwegian prisons are like hotels

@grimulfmichelson3297

3 жыл бұрын

Did Farvann really use Breadknives to kill guitarists? 🤔 ☝🏻 Let's find out!

@djsigmann

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimulfmichelson3297 dude you forgot the most important part Did Farvann really use Breadknives to kill guitarists? *POINTS AT CAMERA WITH THE FEROCITY OF A THOUSAND LIONS DRINKING CHOCOLATE MILK* "let's find out"

Im a simple man, i hear tremolo picking on two strings, i press like.

Sir your cat is absolutely beautiful. Give 'em lots of love.

@sidthejovian5105

3 жыл бұрын

The two iconic duo: Mr Joops and Farvann 🚶🏻🐈

"It's for the guitarist."😱💀 🗡️😆 Edit: 966 likes!? 🤯

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

😁

@Anestorm_Of_The_Reaper

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 that was savage 🤣🤣

@willb1156

3 жыл бұрын

Best moment of the vid

@Attacian

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck, I didn't realize! :D I feel stupid now. :D

@milit4nt189

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann what are the songs in the video?

Advantages of being a black metal head is that you're naturally angry without even being angry.

0:27, entering the hollowness - durbatuluk

@earlymorning00

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

@alloksharma25

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

“It’s for the guitarist” I guess we call you Vargvann now

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Farvarg

@ITheRevanchist

3 жыл бұрын

Farvann that one is even better 👌🏻

I discovered BM for myself in 2019 - at the age of 50! Don‘t ask me why... But seriously: this was the best thing to happen to me right before the lockdown. I live alone, and walking through the woods for hours almost every day, listening to this music, really saved me from going insane! I don‘t need anyone except my mp3 player full of (mostly atmospheric) Black Metal. And now that we have a real winter here after a long time, it couldn’t get any better...

@BadEconomyOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

For me, I was 12-14 years old and got into Immortal at first, I learned to Appreciate Mayhem, and likes.

@user-mg8fn1bq9d

2 жыл бұрын

I just got into it last October at 44...got a guitar for some holiday in December and now all I want to do is play black metal haha

@PFbigfan447

Жыл бұрын

This man is the embodiment of every black metal video ever. Living the dream.

@RichardCranium.

Жыл бұрын

You are around the same age as Varg but better to find it late then never. I was a teenager when I found it.

@The.Stoned.Wizard

Жыл бұрын

That’s funny because it’s the same (different ages I’m 22 at the moment ) but I got into black metal around 2019 and I walk in the woods everyday too haha so much peace to help you clear the mind

01:40 :D

@Pvt.Conscriptovich

3 жыл бұрын

another release on Black Metal Promotion.

@heyyouweirdo1196

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, BMP. :)

@bmpromotion

3 жыл бұрын

@@heyyouweirdo1196 Hey there! :)

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I listen to your videos a lot, I didn't expect you to actually comment on videos.

@bmpromotion

3 жыл бұрын

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki :)

"Where did you take that pig's feet?" "They're for the singer"

@velipyr

3 жыл бұрын

Chaos 9

@nope8827

3 жыл бұрын

@@velipyr A MAN OF CULTURE HERE

@ashkandi1337

3 жыл бұрын

@@nope8827 Sterile nails and thunderbowels

@nope8827

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashkandi1337 Silencer will always be a great band (even with a single album)

@nathanestrada-eptx4715

3 жыл бұрын

I've always loved the first lyric from Death - Pierce Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhh" 😂

Cheeky breeky

@jayeezus

3 жыл бұрын

Cheeky Indeed

@felinomane

3 жыл бұрын

iv damke

@avocadocommander

3 жыл бұрын

*Life of boris has entered the chat*

@bllwrwd8142

3 жыл бұрын

Bro stop writing comments bro Do something else bro

@sidthejovian5105

3 жыл бұрын

@@avocadocommander I smell the Slav King from here. . .

That cat! Such a beauty

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Found him at the animal shelter actually. Best and most friendly cat I ever had.

"This is my band, do you like it?" "Yeah, it's ok" "Then I hate it!"

@griffin5442

3 жыл бұрын

“Do you rike it?”

Did you just call hardbass "bad music"? *Slav fury initiated*

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Всем не угодишь

@suppiluiiuma5769

3 жыл бұрын

I love hardbass.

@Imaginathor-1k0

3 жыл бұрын

Bass music

@kirillonf.m.4713

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann Бля, обидно так-то...

@macspecialksize

3 жыл бұрын

i believe the term used was "bat music"

*plays black metal* "How do you do that!?" *nods knowingly*

Goats are actually really cute animals.

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Goat to know

@AustinTheDeathMetalUnicorn

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Have several goats. Most of them love to be pet! (One doesn't like to be touched, though she'll walk right up to you and everything else lol)

I'm actually a black metalhead. I've been a metalhead for over a decade. As in black I mean "African American/British/irish metalhead." I'm obsessed with metal since everyone hates me. I have a metal vest with band patches on it. Mostly into Technical death metal and dsbm bands. Most of the topics in this video are very relatable. Especially... I hate people.

@cloudthief8918

3 жыл бұрын

Black metal is a sub genre of metal.. I dont think it was referring to the ethnic group XD

@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudthief8918 I know that. That's why I mentioned dsbm.

@metallibrarycollections6554

3 жыл бұрын

@@username113 Coldworld, Thy light, Woods of desolation, Apati, Bleak, Happy Days are just a few.. My favorite dsbm bands being, Coldworld, and Thy Light. Check out Thy Light- ...And I've finally reached my end (Remastered 2012 version) Coldworld- This Empty life Autumn Shade, Torture in Solitude, and Dream of a dead sun.

@banjark1944

3 жыл бұрын

@@username113 austere

@DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach

9 ай бұрын

@@cloudthief8918yeah he knows that’s he said “I’m ACTUALLY a black metalhead

THE INVASION OF THE BODYSNATCHCHERS REFERENCE AT THE END HAD ME DEAD

@Ironfist85hu1

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh, it sounded like a TRVE KVLT singing for a TRVE KVLT album.

@v0dka885

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ironfist85hu1 it actually kinda does

@dernicolas6281

3 жыл бұрын

Totally. :)

@rubymarkoski3637

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t it mayhem

@cerinobalzano

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that only comment mentions that absolutely hilarious detail!

3:00 I thought Ocean Man was gonna play.

@renanamd.d9485

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Johnhet09

3 жыл бұрын

That is an awesome profile picture.

I just discovered your channel and I can't stop watching these "parody" series!! Please never stop!!

1:16 that mystifier reference was good hahahaha

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

@Paparock HD "Give the Human Devil His Due" - contains one most groovy, easy and awesome palm mute riffs ever (imo of course)

@Yr_218

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann And some of the most goofy vocals I ever heard in Black Metal.

As a black metal head, I can agree to most of these 😂

Props für den David Lynch Poster im Hintegrund und Mystifier👌

No one can say your music taste is trash because most nonmetalhead people can't name a single black metal song let alone any thrash or hardcore song

@skeletalremains8555

3 жыл бұрын

I think most normies could name a Metallica song or two, but I don't think that really fully counts

@lk6687

3 жыл бұрын

@@skeletalremains8555 probably not a thrash song

@thecommunistloli1042

Жыл бұрын

@@lk6687 even if it's a thrash song it's probably overrated songs like Master of Puppets (no offense but the song has become a little generic)

I loved that Invasion of the Body Snatchers reference at the end lol

*"Wait, i don't have Friends" jajajajaja x666 T_T😟*

Farvan: it's okay if you're a cat Dead: laughs internally

@brimstonesulfur5013

7 ай бұрын

Cats are guardians of the underworld

Dude I smoked abit along my way passing through your channel and finding this video - You F'CKING scared my F'CKING spine out through my F'CKING rectum and gave me an anxiety attack with that last one! Good job brow \m/

Die Videos werden echt immer besser. Nicht, dass sie am Anfang nicht schon gut waren. Sie werden einfach immer besser. Danke!

Finally, some quality content on KZread #GOAT

1:27 *"Checks invisible watch"*

At 0:56 I kind of expected a play on Gaahls "Satan"

you have such a gorgeous cat, may goat bless you guys!

That was hilarious 😂 love ur content Farvann!

That was hilarious, thank you farvann for this great video :)

Wakes up "Oh wait I dont have any friends"

Hey Farvann, can you make a melodic death metal tutorial or a melodic black metal tutorial?

@Ironfist85hu1

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you? >:( (Would be cool tho.)

i enjoy your videos! thanks for them!

This channel is a gold mine.

My cat actually loves metal. She goes in my cat tower, and rolls around like crazy when I blast some metal, and usually the heavier, the better.

better acting then 90% of hollywood xD

@Farvann

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Great video man. First one was hilarious

Hahaha, loved it. Keep up the awesome work

Thing is, that's not far from the truth. ;) I'm a bit of a schizoid girl (I don't need to be around people to feel good, I can enjoy solitude and journeys in my mind), I don't have sooo much friends, and in Corona times I listen up to 4-5 BM albums a day. Alone in my bed, with headphones, but I don't feel alone. What I find remarkable: The amount of Black Metal guys who seem to like Synthwave, and here especially Dark Synthwave like "Perturbator", "Dance with the Dead", "Daniel Deluxe" or "Carpenter Brut". The guy from Perturbator comes from the BM scene, actually....anyway, nice video as always! :)

@freezxng_moon

3 жыл бұрын

its weird you say that lmao, I just recently heard synthwave and its been the first genre other than metal that I kind of enjoyed for the past ... many years. I wonder what it is about it.

@Jimjolnir

3 жыл бұрын

Even me. Try give a listen to Master Boot Record - Direct Memory Access. Features vocals from Igorrr. It surprised me. One of my favourite albums. (also not BM but I just thought of an obscure album, another favourite, which needs attention, Fist in Fetus) Master Boot Record: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hoSDr5N7dtjSmaw.html Fist in Fetus: kzread.info/dash/bejne/p2emrpOIdbjIlLg.html

@annah.9116

3 жыл бұрын

@@freezxng_moon I think the reason is that both Black Metal (esp. Atmospheric Black Metal) and Dark Synthwave both gain their effect through creating a dark, melancholic/lingering atmosphere, with parts full of speed, aggression and tribal rage in alternation with subtle, slow and calm passages. Then there's strong sensivity for melody and "telling stories". BM albums are best heard from first to last second, they are basically ~45 minute long mind movies. You can't listen to just one track alone like on a pop album. Songs are often build on each other. Same with Dark Synthwave. And, last but not least, neither BM nor Dark Synthwave is "dance" music. To get the most out of it, you have to soak it in for yourself, at 3 AM. That's my point of view why the overlap of BM's listenting to Dark Synthwave is so high. I mean, listern to this video kzread.info/dash/bejne/oamtk7tyiNG2Y5s.html and it's some kind of electronic Black Metal. ;) Perturbator is even on that life stage in Black Metal outfit with Black Metal shirt...;)

@annah.9116

3 жыл бұрын

Or this one: kzread.info/dash/bejne/k6WGqcRxes61Y5s.html Dark, brutal and heavy, truly feels like Black Metal and Dark Synthwave are brothers in arms.

That's the most metal cat ever

Hahaha ich lach mir ein Ast ab. " ...Du mich auch man" 😂😂😂 geiler Kanal 🤘🤘

Flirt typ for every black metal fan:" would you like to sacrifice a goat with me?"

God dammit.. I always listen to BM with my cat.. a black cat... you got me on that one

@madkhaliqfarhan

3 жыл бұрын

A black cat is adorable though... 😇

Bat music? I prefer goat music. :p :)

Funny as always, man! I've got that Rammstein T-shirt too! Keep the good work dude!

Mach weiter so, deine Videos sind mega unterhaltsam!:)

i just suscribe for the kitty, not for the schyzo dude hehe

Not even into black metal but I love this

I fucking love those videos so fucking much, thank you Farvann :)))

I didn't know that I was a black metal fan till I found this channel😱😂 Regards from Paraguay ♥️🤟🏾

"You know your tools." The band Tool: 👁👄👁

@callactm14

3 жыл бұрын

Tool is bad music

@Syncopated_

3 жыл бұрын

@@callactm14 If you're going to judge this type of music here, of all places, go listen to Jojo Siwa.

@callactm14

3 жыл бұрын

@@Syncopated_ Jojo siwa must be another shit you ppl listen too

Best ending ever!

The mystifier joke REALLY got me. "that's ba.... that's good music"

Good shit bro!.

Fun fact me and my friend where watching lords of chaos he didn't really like black metal after the movie now he listens to mayhem and burzum and has already 2 vinyls from burzum😂🤘

@damnedbelowjudas_

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine this conversation: Person I: "Oh, so... what got you into black metal?" Person II: "Lords of Chaos." 🤢

@doomslayer_6992

3 жыл бұрын

@@damnedbelowjudas_ the movie isn't perfect I know but it's a great gate way imo

@nope8827

3 жыл бұрын

@@doomslayer_6992 not as a documentary, but it's good as a fictional story

@doomslayer_6992

3 жыл бұрын

@@nope8827 true

@erlik420

3 жыл бұрын

DOOM Slayer_69 trve*

As always, Farvan has all the answers. He's the chosen by the goaty

Echt geil! Dachte zuerst vom titel her das es so ein halbherziger mist ist! Aber echt top, höre selbst überwiegend Black Metal aktuell und is echt sehr unterhaltsam! \m/

😂😂😂that was spot on dude🤘🤘

You know what？Goat

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty goat

I’m not a black metal head but I’m a black metal head if u get what I mean

This is awesome! 🤘😁

Truth hits hard at 1:29

0:32 Dead disapproves

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, fukk him

@winterlamez3322

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann Haha yeah

Advantages of being black metal head : you have the ability to decipher any kind of music, simply because you can enjoy ihsahn's "stealthy" leads from anthems, when normal people can't even hear samoth's dominant riffs.

just found your channel today. Love it !

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@EmmyMedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann i interview youtubers, musicians etc. If you would like to talk to me let me know.

Amazing as always

Thanks German man, very cool

@suppiluiiuma5769

3 жыл бұрын

German Ola

It's funny because it's true. What's the song at 2:50?

I love your David Lynch poster! :)

2:50 LOL awesome stuff

I thought this was going to be about the advantages of being a metalhead as a minority but its still a great video nonetheless!! 🤘

No joke. A year ago, I was light tech for an event. After the event was over, some girl that was serving the people came over and started talk about what kind of music I'm into. I listed Death Metal and she was like "Oh yeah, I love Death Metal", so I proceeded to ask her what Death Metal bands she likes, her answer was "Korn".

@rainbowrotcod

2 жыл бұрын

that is sad 😢

@XSamsaX

2 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowrotcod It became an insider joke at this point lol

That Invasion of the Body Snatchers reference at the end killed me 🤣

Hahahaha! That was great! I always wanteted to include that Donald Sutherland scene in one of my vids too.

Didn’t know that black metal heads are able to tell jokes Hard Bass is bad music ?? Obviously you are joking ! 🤣

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Of course it's all jokes 😉

@nikohamalainen6790

3 жыл бұрын

No, it sucks. I hate u.

Hey, Frank! Did you actually call your cat on 0:30 or it was improvised?

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

I don't need to call him, he joins me every time 😁

@nope8827

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann we have a loyal (fan) cat here

That was great! Subbed!

That Invasion of the Body Snatchers at the end XD

im the only one who loves the bass in black metal? xd

@damnedbelowjudas_

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Whats the song at 1:40

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

You'll get the answer on Friday

@trvekvltwerewolf1997

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann thank you farvann

@putridabomination

3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to hear the new Durbatuluk EP Friday Farvann \m/

You reached new level of comedy duuuude

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I started at level 6 and now I'm level 2

This video is so good

Too trve! 🌚

Song 0:26?

@sebastiandelacruz8820

3 жыл бұрын

Enter the hollowness, Dubartuluk, bro

for my next english lesson i have to find out a video and write five questions to that video, i choose this one.

Good stuff man

How i made my only metal friend "I like immolation" "I like dying fetus" "Well do you know a band who needs a vocalist" "No...i don't meet whith people" "Me too. That's why you are probably only person that i can meet whith*

@Ironfist85hu1

3 жыл бұрын

I then stopped talking to myself.

@a.od-reszki4674

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ironfist85hu1 i didn't i need spiritual healing

0:20 No homo

Dude, where were you years ago? Us fuckers being so serious with this sh*, haha. We needed some of your videos.

LOL. Dude. Good one