Song of problem #1 is "Prevalent Resistance - Raging Heat of the New Dawn". It's the first song of the CD I showed there. Yes, so much realism in my videos 😀

@stranger3764

5 жыл бұрын

Are all the songs from the same CD?

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

No, the second one is "Pseudogod - Azazel" and the other stuff is just some live recordings from Revenge

@NAT-turners-Revenge

5 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann what is one band you anticipated seeing live but were a bit dissappointed and why? And, what band were you blown away by you didnt expect to like so much live?

@seanmanaloto9223

5 жыл бұрын

I was tempted to say it was older Hegemon, but older Hegemon didn't have that production quality.

@toyotaecw

5 жыл бұрын

Plus #1: If you hang out with Varg, the Norwegian winters are never cold.

The biggest problem is getting stabbed by your friend

@arsenblack7792

5 жыл бұрын

Jay Fisher in the face

@warrenoids

5 жыл бұрын

23 times.

@johnhunter3497

5 жыл бұрын

Do you even know why he stabbed him?

@jayfisher3359

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnhunter3497 Enlighten me

@jayfisher3359

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnhunter3497 I've heard his side, it might me true, that he was planning to kill him, it might even be true it was self defense (even though he described the fight differently each time) but the thing is, he didn't have to stab him 20 times, then finish him by stabbing him in the skull and dump the bloody clothes.

Biggest problem is your friends taking a picture of your corpse.

@chasebarringer2551

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't all corpses dead?

@mprcmusic8919

5 жыл бұрын

@@chasebarringer2551 why you gotta do me like this

@incognitadocolegio9737

5 жыл бұрын

Eronymous

@dr.shrimppuertorico5084

5 жыл бұрын

The other big problem is your bassist stabbing your guitarist 23 times

@Ironfist85hu1

5 жыл бұрын

@@chasebarringer2551 Aren't all Deads are corpses?

"Ahh, the band members are either dead or criminals! Good band." LMAO the accuracy though 😂💀

@deafconmediaZA

5 жыл бұрын

Just like hip hop bro

@evilchuck4679

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah hip hop is worse with that. Half of their artists today especially with mumble rap artists can't even make it to having a two year career in the music business. 😄

@Nantosuelta

4 жыл бұрын

@@evilchuck4679 thats a good thing, the shorter the career the better, means less of that abysmal trash has to exist

@evilchuck4679

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nantosuelta Less yes, but there's always more toxicity awaiting.

@madkhaliqfarhan

4 жыл бұрын

Mayhem?

I am a black metal head but not because i like black metal, it's because i'm actually black

@dzeko1167

5 жыл бұрын

Are you made of metal?

@aeolus4105

5 жыл бұрын

Hellhammer: *surprised Pikachu face*

@Brohan97

5 жыл бұрын

You're a floating black head made of metal???

@xPsycho88

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha.... go away.

@AgeofDoom

5 жыл бұрын

😁

Problem 1 is assuming that you have friends.

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

😄

@rupe82

5 жыл бұрын

Black metal is the the only genre I'd consider that most the listeners don't have friends lol.

@Sephez_

5 жыл бұрын

@@rupe82 we have demon and undead friends.... no need for human friends... they all will die by our hands very soon... why should we care for livestock? They don't care about their livestock....

@geekymetalhead5112

5 жыл бұрын

For real

@splo1nger909

5 жыл бұрын

Make your own friends inside your own head, simple!

"What!? They have over 10 fans? Goodbye!"

I walked into a convenience store the other day in my Transylvanian Hunger shirt. Another guy there said, "Yes! You're one of us!" Such a huge surge of pride when that happens!

@ultron374

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like yes - you are a part of this sect. That is how I see it

@mrbred-el3vf

3 жыл бұрын

i feel you lol

@TheTrueMattiMan

9 ай бұрын

One of my teachers always compliments my band t shirts

@Metal_junk

8 ай бұрын

Nah, he meant that you were a convenience store worker.

Problem 11 Everywhere you go churches spontaneously combust

@sararedbride9728

5 жыл бұрын

being so klvt churches burn themselves to get away from you...

@shaymary5247

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, for the luv of god!!! Pun intended! 😛🙃🤣😂😝

“What they’re Jews? Goodbye” really skating on the line there. I like it

- Sit down. - Alright. CaSuAl CoNvErSaTiOn BeTweEn FrIeNdS

@time-lapseseb1141

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Abuyin, can I have a peak into the future?

Problem 11: the production sound is too good

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

I already used that joke in another video. Did not want to repeat it

@maidenfresno

5 жыл бұрын

TheBaconMan a lot of modern metal is overproduced nowadays

@thrownswordpommel7393

3 жыл бұрын

Looking at you, Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult.

@joseluiscastillo4730

3 жыл бұрын

Dimmu Borgir ehem....

@shaymary5247

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It's why I'm a fan of the OLDER COF, Dummy Borgir, etc, but I do still appreciate Satyricon STILL, bc they remain raw & authentic!!!

Problem #11: Lords of Chaos

@nickdavis965

5 жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRUE NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL! I CREATED IT! *BUT YOU BETRAYED IT*

@Mephilis78

5 жыл бұрын

@@rottendragon7559 it'll be too soon until we're all dead. As I understand it, it's too soon for Nazi jokes still.

@soniamo4139

5 жыл бұрын

Trailer: Euronymous: You are death incarnate. *Kisses girlfriend* Badly casted Varg: It's stabbin' time! Director: I was the drummer in Bathory once. Who wants caviar?

@HunterShad

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was okay. It took liberties, but the aesthetics were awesomely made and it was entertaining.

@HASHEAVEN

5 жыл бұрын

Nah great movie... anyone complain about not being accurate enough can go watch a documentary instead!

ahhh i love this

@edvweirdo6885

5 жыл бұрын

Crossover

@edvweirdo6885

5 жыл бұрын

Please

@andymb601

5 жыл бұрын

hey bro, *play something else*

@juliusalbe2070

5 жыл бұрын

pls

@makeitsonumberone1358

5 жыл бұрын

You brought me here bro and theirs no water melon?

I want to share this with my friends... But they won't understand

@abujamunafik7941

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha so true

@fritsel777

5 жыл бұрын

Haha!

@rvfiasco

5 жыл бұрын

HAHA! DEAD ON!

@TheFapFactory

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Carter I don’t have to worry about this as I’m a loser and I have no friends

@dablindscooter1973

5 жыл бұрын

I have 1 friend who likes black metal

Problem #100 finding other people that like black metal

@darthboxOriginal

5 жыл бұрын

Who needs other people? Problem #101: too many people around all the time

@Vlad-bi1ss

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I know plenty

@evantaylor2935

Жыл бұрын

Bro that was Problem #1

I will always appreciate black metal drummers for their endurance alone, let alone their consistency

As a female black metal head, I get a lot of people assuming my boyfriend must have brought me to the show, or that I'm some Varg fangirl.

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a "10 Problems of female Black Metal heads" video... but I need a suitable actress :D

@corundum1966

Жыл бұрын

@@FarvannThat’s where problem #11 of finding friends comes in

@TheTrueMattiMan

9 ай бұрын

​@@Farvannthat arizonan woman

@Farvann

9 ай бұрын

@@TheTrueMattiMan Yes, Arizona. Far away. 😄

@jamescleary380

Ай бұрын

But not so far away from San Diego! I come over to the marquee and the Nile and others for shows as I lived in Tempe for many years ( much better metal environment there in the valley ) .....so I hope to see you at a show ! Stay metal !

When you don't find the lyrics to the album, anywhere.

@totenr1tus

5 жыл бұрын

Fecking true, still trying to get what that Arcanum album from '99 is about..

@ihsahnakerfeldt2765

5 жыл бұрын

@@totenr1tus Nachtmystium's _Instinct: Decay_ ...

@MetalTrabant

4 жыл бұрын

Or you find the lyrics, but it's in Old Norse with an Icelandic dialect... :D

@BekitnyWilkczyliPBVolf

3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing if you found lyrics of 2 songs from whole album

@wyrdingroom6081

3 жыл бұрын

runes work in a pinch.. regular old fashioned red wine fueled gibberish works pretty good too.. yell until you puke or pass out or black out or both.. but who's counting? 🤣🤘🖖

Pandemic restrictions in effect, limiting indoor gatherings. Black metal concerts unaffected.

Hahaha nothing wrong with owning 7 copies of Transylvanian Hunger!

@flamejob4260

5 жыл бұрын

me

@dzeko1167

5 жыл бұрын

I own a total of one copy of Transilvanian Hunger.

@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

I can see it happen. That's if your a pressing/format nerd. on tape, CD, digpack, vinyl, first pressing, 2003 press etc...

@Ca11mero

5 жыл бұрын

@@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial Yes, I'm like that. Been replacing most of my CDs the last couple of years for first presses. I can tell you, it's not cheap lol

@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ca11mero oh yeah... I've seen first pressings of albums at 99 cent only stores however. They once had roadrunner, earache and grindcore records first pressing albums. Buying off record shops or ebay is just something else.

Or listening to albums only, and then you dont know names of seperate tracks and then you love some band but know name of like 3 seperate songs

@Jimjolnir

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@SphairaWimperlash

5 жыл бұрын

I'm happy if I remember the band name. "But you have merch of them and CDs". Fair enough, still can't read the logo xD I'm always so ashamed of myself

@GGtheRealest

4 жыл бұрын

100% accurate. I can't remember any song names. except for maybe Blut und Krieg, Thousand Swords, and Unholy Forces of Evil. I can MAYBE remember an album name, once I see the album covers I know which one I like and to skip to track 2 lmao

@STEPHxCA

4 жыл бұрын

Shit that problem’s carried on with every genre of music for me now. I listened to an album by Mariah Carey and can only name two songs off it

@viktorijaf

3 жыл бұрын

Mgla solves that problem by naming their songs after a theme and a number.

2:16 - What, they're on a record label? Good bye!

God the concert one is so accurate

@natekankelfitz9735

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know. I live in California and we've had good turnout for Watain, Archgoat, Sargeist and Taake.

@retrorider7521

5 жыл бұрын

I also think it has to do with local black metal bands too

@Astral_infinite

5 жыл бұрын

Here in germany they are usualy sold out

@BESTIAL-CRUCIFIER

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, mainstream bands I've seen are usually well populated, but underground is usually just a few guys.

@AndyxPandy

5 жыл бұрын

@@Astral_infinite True. Went to see finsterforst in the UK last year and there was about 6 people there. In Germany they nearly sell out small concert halls...

2:40 "The band members are either dead or criminals, good band". Subbed! I lost it completely😂😂 Great humor dude. Keep entertaining us.👍👍

for me as a winegrower, it really hurt my feelers when he drank the wine

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn't even wine

@CostasAn

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann Goat blood?

I've seen Abbath, Gorgoroth, Nargaroth, Behemoth and Emperor live: it was crowded and the sound was awesome

@lazylegolars

5 жыл бұрын

Well, those are big names though.

@shaymary5247

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen Behemoth & Dimmu Borgir (before Mustus & ICS Vortex was kicked out 😞)!!! Legendary!!!!!!!!!!

@CostasAn

3 жыл бұрын

Those are poser sellouts. Gig is crowder? Goodbye!

@MetalKeith666

2 жыл бұрын

I have seen Belphegor live, amazing show

@supasf

2 жыл бұрын

Behemoth and gorgoroth are mid

LOL!!!! The "goodbyes" killed me

Yes,yes to all of this. Lol The sad part for me is,being a black guy who loves Black Metal while everyone else looks at you like you're nuts. I have no one left to talk to about Black Metal in person. D:

@lcope9

5 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY. the only people I can talk to about it are on instagram :(

@dumahdrummer654

3 жыл бұрын

Damn that sucks man, it ain't nuts at all my dude, it's quite epic, black people stereotypically like rap, so it's not to come across a black dude who likes black metal

@REXTARDUD

3 жыл бұрын

Being black is the most metal thing ever

@jamescleary380

Ай бұрын

If you enjoy black metal then there is usually a very strong common thread between each of us , at the very least . So I don't give a rip what color a person is ,right! We at least have a conversation starter on a topic that both are prolly passionate about.

Didnt have any actual friends to play the parts of friends huh

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a Black Metal head, of course I don't have friends

3:34 Gorgoroth - The sign of an open eye

@LockenJohny101

5 жыл бұрын

no shit sherlock, thats like the darude sandstorm of bm

@eloy_demolish3r659

3 жыл бұрын

0:24 what is this song?

@wizarddemon

3 жыл бұрын

@@eloy_demolish3r659 he literally said it in the comments

I am a winemaker and I'm offended by problem 7. Problem 9 made me laugh out loud, totally relatable

I allways get stuck with Det Som Engang Var.

@jangofett0807

5 жыл бұрын

Not a bad thing!

@nykal1510

5 жыл бұрын

Det Som Gangsta Varg

@madkhaliqfarhan

4 жыл бұрын

Sun Mikrokosmos Tegn? My favorite tho... 😇

0:25 The EXACT face that people make

1:28 your neighbour when you listen to death metal

"Man, is there anything good?" Zooms in on a Frank Zappa album. Yes.

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

yeah

They're from USA??? Auf Wiedersehen Biatches!! :))))

@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

from USA... wears inquisition shirt lmao.

@barbarusbloodshed6347

5 жыл бұрын

Let's just say if they're from the US you should be skeptical... ;)

@gammarays666

4 жыл бұрын

@Professor USA doesn't need Black Metal anymore, Slayer is more than enough.

@dan_the_pathmaster7934

4 жыл бұрын

gammarays666 No one listens to Slayer anymore

3 жыл бұрын

*Agalloch has entered the chat*

1:25 because your funny I'm going to pretend you didn't call sepultra bad

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

dude, it's part of the joke. It was pure coincidence. I needed to take that shot a few times because I was always picking black metal CDs

@nope110

5 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann I know it's a joke lol I'm also just joking, good video but!

@wizarddemon

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann same as a 14 year old I'm always a fan of MAYHEM and every time I go to pick and jesus christ cd 🙄 for my dad I always accidently grab death rush and de mysteries Dom sathanas

@Irida.7lf

3 жыл бұрын

@@wizarddemon I love mayhem but their backstory is so creepy etc

@eduardomirandaneto

3 жыл бұрын

@@Irida.7lf that's why they make good music

Q: what's your favorite color? A: (sips wine) I'd say tan

@madkhaliqfarhan

4 жыл бұрын

Tan? Wow... So you like Mexican Americans?

#2 is so true… not being able to read the name of the band while looking at their logo 🤣🤣

That "ugh they're from united states?" too true, haha. Finding new bands now, I only tend to go towards ones that don't sing in English.

@thirty-three7546

5 жыл бұрын

language is whatever, they can sing english or chinese, still can't understand lol

@joeyuzwa891

5 жыл бұрын

even Agalloch?

@rbblr94

5 жыл бұрын

@@joeyuzwa891 New bands I'm looking for, I've listened to Agalloch since about 2009. Trying to learn some other languages, english lyrics from a band I haven't heard of is what turns me off

@rbblr94

5 жыл бұрын

@Ray C. Swornaugh 18 Not really into NSBM in general unless the music is absolutely unique and well written, more of a DSBM/atmo/raw kind of guy. Outside of the old norwegian scene, I can't really look past individuals with such beliefs too opposed to my own :/ it kind of ruins it for me if I know about it

@sludgehex

5 жыл бұрын

@Ray C. Swornaugh 18 they can. Inquisition and Nightbringer are absolutely unique bands, for example.

When you love too understand lyrics, but the vocalist is either singing their native language or has a growl that makes it so no one can understand him

@Ca11mero

5 жыл бұрын

Good thing about being from Scandinavia :). There is a lot of stuff from Ukraine, Russia and other eastern european countries though that I can't understand a crap :D

> sips wine Satan.

After that first sip, I was expecting "....satan."

Problem #4 ... Pissed my pants, hahahaha! Cheerz Bro!

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

Alles klar, demnächst gibt's Schlüpper-Merch!

@Goreminister

5 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann Werde kaufen! *Ping*

Was laughing the whole time. Great video man🤘🏻

The wine part made me laugh, not just nose-exhale :) This is good stuff !

Imagine Problem #1 but with a twist: you’re a 15 year-old girl and all of your friends listen to Dua Lipa and Ariana Grande, so you don’t even try to play them your music because you know that they wouldn’t even pretend that it’s “okay”

@fefefeda94

3 жыл бұрын

Done. I was 16 out so when I got into metal.. Same issue

@didiervancampo9384

2 жыл бұрын

I got a nine year old daughter who loves Olhava, Satyricon, Thyrane, Limbonic Art etc. Played this music since I was 14 and when she was born I always played it and now she really loves it.

Farvan this is my new favorite video of yours! Number 6 was the best 😂

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

cool!

‘Aah, the band members are either dead, or criminals... good band!’ uncomfortably accurate

I love black metal and i dont care if my friends like it or not , i mean i have to listen to their music.

If they're on Metal Archives they're too famous.

3:33 "ssSatan."

I expected Problem #6 to be showed like this: Dimmu Borgir? Goodbye! Behemoth? Goodbye! Shining? Goodbye! Cradle OF Filth? Goodbye!

@simonnomis3175

5 жыл бұрын

nah man Behemoth are good. at least from a musical point

@eoncatalystalbums

5 жыл бұрын

@@simonnomis3175 I know but many trve metalheads are saying they are for posers.

@SatanenPerkele

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed! (Except Behemoth in small doses once in a blue moon.)

@mcmlxxxviimcmxcvi8641

5 жыл бұрын

Shining are awesome. It's just not black metal anymore...

@BenjaminCaris

5 жыл бұрын

Shining is Shining and I'm totally okay with that. They are fucking amazing.

It is fun being from Norway and watching your videos!🤣

#6 especially cracked me up lmao. Great video overall

Wait... A metal head who like black metal? Or a metal head who is black? Or a metal head who likes metal made by black people? It had to be done....sorry!

@gammarays666

4 жыл бұрын

I once watched a documentary about Black Metal in South Africa, and yes black metal heads on black metal is a thing. They are also actually good at it.

@dftns

4 жыл бұрын

Body Count! ImI

You're making me want to listen to Dark Funeral now!!! \m/

@madkhaliqfarhan

4 жыл бұрын

And you make me feel lucky 'coz I'm already a fan of Dark Funeral since 3 months ago! 😇

Your vids are like therapy for me.

Dude, part about Gaahl killed me hahah, good stuff.

I need metal heads friends in real life

Dude I'm stoned af right now and that ending tripped me out so hard :D

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

nice!

*This is 100% Relatable* *Loved the use of Sign of a open eye 😁*

You’re good. 1,2 and 7 cracked me up. Immediately rewatched it.

Ahaha,first video i stumbled upon on this channel and i like it so much.This is hillarious. "They are either dead or criminals,good band" that shit had me laugh so much

1:58 "Thanks to the underground" - Transylvanian hunger

@eloy_demolish3r659

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I LOVED THIS! hahaha the best part was the ending LOL can relate.

The convo during #9 was amazing

Sheik Yerbouti is my favorite black metal album

Holy shit even as someone that occasionally listens to black metal pretty much all of these are relatable😂

My first ever farvann video and it's pure and nostalgic.

Remembering band names is the biggest problem. Lots of good stuff I forgot about because it's hard to remember names like Kjamantelwishmobdådfïëldtösţ

@MetalKeith666

Жыл бұрын

Same problem with brutal death metal, like seriously wtf is Diphenicloroarsine?

0:23 what's the name of the song?

@spooky4124

Ай бұрын

Prevalent Resistance - Raging Heat of the New Dawn

I'm so glad I have friends that enjoy black metal as much as I do 😂

@davonish7685

2 жыл бұрын

Lol lucky

@tohanov1

2 жыл бұрын

Lol from your name I can see why

Your music is so awesome and I totally like your humour ^^ Keep it up ❤️

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Love your sense of humor. Great video :)

So happy I've a friend whom I can share this :) one problem less

wtf turn the volume down while listening to black metal😂😂😂😂👏kill me

Thank you, I don't even listen to black metal but the riff from Problem #1 fucking stuck in my mind.

The hardest part is finding friends that like the same music. \m/ #7 got me, hilarious

The only genres I knew growing up were pop, hardrock and rock. As a teen, I still hadn't learnt any new genre names. Rock had the nicest rlly quick beats Rock was deathmetal I told my friends I liked (hard) rock My hardrock music friends didn't like my hardrock Sad

1:17 - *pulls out Rammstein Cd - if anyone noticed...

@zaingauci2054

5 жыл бұрын

@@-skar Exactly

@artursruseckis4242

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, I noticed Sepultura. And that triggered me.

I just subbed. Now my feed will be Black Metal and Comedy.

The end is just pure genius

At 1:20 he pulls out Chaos AD by Sepultura

@eduardomirandaneto

3 жыл бұрын

And Arise

I’ve never seen this channel before but once I saw a guy in a Darkthrone shirt I knew I was home.

@The_Pony

5 жыл бұрын

SAME TBH FAM

This is fantastic, man! 😂😂

Love the fact that you pulled out the "Leichenlager" record at 1:32! never thought non german people are into Eisregen as well

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

I am German

@brummer0107

5 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann ahh ok man, but still nice to see someone else has that record. do you listen to eisregen a lot?

Hahaha kocham tego gościa. 😂 ❤ Brutal, metal true... 😂

Dude you just killed me so hard. 😂 Me and my boyfriend watched your videos and most of this stereotypical stuff fit almost 100% on me. Me screaming: That's so me! all the time. Well when ur Problem #10 arrived, it killed me so hard XD

I'm Brazilian and love your channel😳👉🏻👈🏻

Love how your face becmes more black metal through out. And then the position change

U dont mess with zappa

From the title, I thought it was gonna be a black guy who likes metal

Dude your channel is awesome. After the second sip of red wine is when you start screaming. Also your concert problem is directly related to country; I would pay anything for Iceland/Norway festival. Hail from USA

@Farvann

5 жыл бұрын

thanks!

0:24 Besutiful music

This is totally me!

1:17 RAMMSTEIN REISE REISe 😍. Good music taste

@manupetermann769

5 жыл бұрын

Old album when they still were good back then 🙃

🤣 the live concert was funny man 🤘

As a fan of black metal. I find the hardest to deal with is finding stuff new but as good as gorgoroths early release. Or mayhem, shoot I’m just so stuck. Subbing