Come by and make your own memes! discord.com/invite/6cQSDak

@sidthejovian5105

3 жыл бұрын

I need the MEMESsssssss. . .(echos)

@joelthefrog1

3 жыл бұрын

It's not BM, but have you heard the song The Descent Of Man by Sabazius?

@goatnoises1657

3 жыл бұрын

Goat noises 🤣

@abigaillkruss8823

3 жыл бұрын

Your therapy time is better than the mr. 504

@JuggaloAndMick

3 жыл бұрын

Farvann! Farvann! I have a suggestion... How to make Irish Black Metal. If your looking for a unique country to explore.... Man... How have you not thought of Ireland... I'm kinda stoned at the moment not going to lie... I mean just eating some devil's lettuce, I mean lettuce... Yeah, lettuce... I'm sorry dude I just realized y'all probably filled up with a tonne of requests... But dude, I should be a used car salesman, am I right... Streams of consciousness aye.

Hey, I got called Jesus in high school too! It truly is a shared experience metalheads have

@bzhastro

3 жыл бұрын

Same ;)

@Morn__

3 жыл бұрын

Same, some people still call me jusus

@putridabomination

3 жыл бұрын

It happened to me a lot in high school too

@Zero41692

3 жыл бұрын

My grandpa said that I could be Jesus in a theater, so, you're not alone

@damnedbelowjudas_

3 жыл бұрын

Same, rip

Farvann holding the hunting rifle: “I was actually there in the woods to shoot that” Best accidental joke ever 😆

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't even notice that 😆

Don't worrie guys, the cd's are going to be shipped...... By ship

@winterwinter7505

3 жыл бұрын

But why is the rum always gone?

When there's 666 likes and you don't want to ruin it.

Still wondering if Farvann will ever conquer the planet. . . after watching back his old videos. . . Will he or no?

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

I actually watched one of my old videos. "Raw Black Metal Tutorial" ... to be honest I couldn't stop laughing

@sidthejovian5105

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann And of course you will conquer the planet after that, right? Making everbody listen to black metal

Why does the background music sound like a bad porno? Was that the intention Farvann? :p

@n8wolf575

3 жыл бұрын

the intention was to sound like a bad porno.

@Liliawenecja

3 жыл бұрын

it is fucking awesome in this way

@JuggaloAndMick

3 жыл бұрын

He sold out bro.

@NeptuneTowers

3 жыл бұрын

It's a Purulent Spermcanal song

@doriangrey4392

3 жыл бұрын

its a multi use room with multiple "user". So right now there is soimething different going on. German things!

0:43 the way he moved his hair, fucking majestic

@Qui-Gon_Jinn69

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

Am I the only one who can't seem to find Farvanns beer channel?

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Eric & Frank TV

@wodensweord8188

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers mate!

Haha die Hitler reference almost killed me lol

@hishamhilal8332

3 жыл бұрын

*demonitized*

@Mp57navy

3 жыл бұрын

Ha, that joke killed 85 million people.

7:58 what the hell else am i supposed to do, whisper-growl at 3 pm on a zoom call?

That 1-2 seconds of a Hitler speech to say he was also Austrian was golden! Laughed my ass off. Good vid.

@Gary_a_normal_human_being

3 жыл бұрын

When was it

@Brodiedooder

2 жыл бұрын

Traditional German humor

@SlyHikari03

2 жыл бұрын

Good ol German humor. I wish us foreigners made jokes about our past.

Thanks for the therapy time 🤣

When Far-Van misses the 69-420 joke @8:33 *Facepalm*

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Oooohhhh damn... that's pretty embarassing

@heapsmadgirl

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man, I missed it too ROFL

07:50 based Farvann

9:17 “Always hits me right in the face” *touches another body part that isn’t the FACE*

07:01 is a Among Us meme, this game crushes every other game at the moment. There are a group of crewmates on a ship and two impostors who want to sabotage and kill the innocent crewmates. When your name is red it means you're the impostor. It's a very exciting game about who is faster, the impostors killing the crewmates/sabotaging the space ship or the crewmates finding out who the bad guys are.

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I just found out what "Among Us" is. Looks pretty funny and interesting I gotta say. Unlike Fortnite or whatever which is just another random shooter game.

@n8wolf575

3 жыл бұрын

why explain it like that. theres an actual Genre for that. Among us is just a TTT and thats it.

@moistmoist8067

3 жыл бұрын

Its like space station 13 only for normal "people"

@Anon-zp9oc

3 жыл бұрын

Normie shit

@witzywootz7132

3 жыл бұрын

But it gets pretty boring if you aren't an imposter. I wouldn't recommend playing it on random online lobbies

Thanks for that therapy time. I needed to get taken down a peg

2:45 Jesus genannt zu werden ist immer noch besser als Wolfgang Petry genannt zu werden, wie ich, also hey...

No one: Farvann: *L I Q U I D B E R R I E S*

@a-lonley-box3657

3 жыл бұрын

THIS. I love this.

i actually remember you saying horses are scary but i dont know when that was :P

Me: "After watching your videos i finally got calm down" Farvann: "Watch this or this video to calm down. Ok? Cool Me: "But i alrea...." Farvann: "Join our discord, create some memes and stop crying" Me: :(

8:45 Little did he know, that meme was from the future.

Das ist genau das was ich während diesen neuen Lockdown brauche 🤘🏻

8:08 I guess you thought priest?

Dude, you are THAT brutal, that anytime my puppies misbehave, i send them your Black Metal army of hundreds of faces of you to scare them, to make sure they get in bed, and it works! Can you believe it? **Puppies bark** FARV.. FARV.... FAARRRRVVV!!!!

Therapy time!!! YES!! 👍🏽🤘🏽🔥

@goatnoises1657

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t afford therapy? No problem Farvann got u 🙌

@EvelynSucksAtLife

Жыл бұрын

This man is the davie504 of black metal

Cute, funny and handsome guy with an awesome taste in music ❤

5:18 lol my name is Francesco but actually people call me Franz. Coincidences? Am I your Italian clone?

I can't even see someone drinking right now...my head is exploding...too much caipirinhas yesterday...

Hi farvaan, I am a big fan from India man

This is the first Video from u that I saw and now I’m a subscriber

we need black metal and dsbm scream tutorial ;-)

It feelss awesoomee to see you react yourself

It's from Christopher - Fick Dich ey! Lol.

man i love your videos why tf you don't have 1m subs

I used to get called the Jesus thing too. Metalheads called me Cargo because we used to look just alike.

Therapy made me cry Laughing

yes please do another album recommendation

*Zeit, ein Black metal lied aufzunehmen.*

2:10 i hope u dont pour beer like that, its also just a liquid LOL

Oh my 😌 so calming 😄

Do you like your beer super cold or just kinda cold? There are some beers that I can't stand unless they're basically ice

Off topic but your hair is very pretty!

Glorious.

I know its dumb but I laugh so loud when farvann said "Oh my god"

2:49 Lol my metal friend and I are also called jesus. I wonder why...

Translavanian hunger meme is pure gold

Farvann you are great!

You got "memmogenic" face mimic ;)

I'm new here! Great channel, great content! Subscribed!

Hey farvan the most black metal thimg i ever done was to hichhike 150 miles along a high way in canada with dence ebergreen fotest on either side with 2 kittens inside a diffel bag. It was cold and lonley and took 24 hrs. When we got to a shack in the woods whith no electrick or running water they had many litters there and ate rabbits to thete hearts content.

8:57 new pedal meme possibly Here's another pedal Because you're epic

BDM usually means Brutal death metal in case you don't know yet.

I'm drinking beer quietly. Then... is 3:49 and I almost spit on my laptop with that beer.

*_Brutal._*

So you broke your guitar and it became a mem that is crazy stuff

We're all so Black Metal, we don't need therapy time, we just feed on our anger and problems and make a satanic Black Metal song about it. Said the Christian Non-Black-Metal-head lmao

feel blessed to have witnessed the first and second therapy sessions

"What's up *slaps* Blackers" got me rofl. dodnt expect a davie504 reference

Dude, what's the shirt you're wearing in the video? It's sick!

How about making a/several black metal backing tracks to practice my drumming to 0.o

7:03 joke here is when you are imposter in among us your name is red to you and imposters but not crewmates so if he says “our name is red” it means “f*ck us”

You sure you uploaded the right one this time?

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

😅

5:37 feels like a personal attack ngl

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

haha, makes it even better

9:20 farvann has some weird anatomy with a face on the chest

3:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hey Farvaan, what do you think of X band?

whath dou you think of siebenbürgen (espscieally plagued be thy angel album and song) bussi

What do you think about the band Totalselfhatred?

Me: watches Farvaan video for the first time Also me: Why am I watching a german dude making english voiced videos and even type ein englischsprachiges Kommentar

Horses are scary as hell. You're right.

A guy who likes metal, is from germamy, doesn't have so good english and knows Davie504. How could you imagine a better youtuber!?

@EvelynSucksAtLife

Жыл бұрын

IKR

Hey farvann was sind deinen persönlich liebsten atmospheric Black metal albums? Däde mich interessieren

SLAPPERS!

that therapy time..hahahha..

That Hitler reference was great 😂

7:18 BDM is short for Bund Deutsche Mädel, it was the girl's counterpart to the boy's Hitler Jugend (HJ), Deutsches Jungvolk (DJ) was the umbrella organization.

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Dat macht Sinn

@psychoaiko666

3 жыл бұрын

@@Farvann wünsche dir frohe Pesttage🤪

I had a mate in middleschool with long hair and he was called Jesus xD I see it's super common in every school on world :D

7:05 Godzilla got a stroke while reading this and fucking died🦖💀😆 Und ja, ich sehe definitiv wie Arnie aus (oder ich kann ihn zumindest nachmachen😆) glg aus Lotasticland

Hmmmm. Thought Shirt was a BM Ninja Turtle....

10:39 i mean %0.0000001 of world population is 8.09 it’s like 8-9 listeners sold-out band….

xD gimme link to your beer teasting channel

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's German :D

People call me Jesus at school 💀

BDM: Brutal Death Metal BSDM: Brutal Slamming Death Metal BDSM: Bondage Discipline Sado-Masochism DSBM: Depressive Suicidal Black Metal

Ja ja ja ENDLICH

include the link for your beer tasting chanell pleaaase

Yeeeaaaaaah

What's upp... ... B L A C C E R S

I love the ž (zh) 10:21 :o

they called me IT jesus because of my long brown hair/beard and glasses. Also because I study IT.

Metalhead guys are called Jesus and girls are called witch. At least me. Who can relate?

Farvann listening to normal people music😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 Farvann listening to black metal🗡🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Frank... Einfach DER deutsche Name 😂🤘🏻

I thought that shirt said Supreme Rain lol

@Farvann

3 жыл бұрын

Almost :D

What is the name of your beer tasting channel?

BLACK metal

I like the davie 504 intro lol 😂😂😂

@silverphoenix_1756

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment.

What is your beer channel called?

@sidthejovian5105

3 жыл бұрын

Eric and Frank TV

Farvanna