LYSA: "Make me a baby, Petyr. Make me another sweet little baby. Oh, Petyr, my precious, my precious, PEEEEEETYR!" ME: "No Amount Of Therapy Will Ever Make This Moment Okay..."

@hiswayservicesblog9288

2 жыл бұрын

LOL. I can't stand that woman. She's creepy, and a literal nutcase. To think that Petyr, of all people, was actually stuck with her for a while is sweet revenge.

@hiswayservicesblog9288

2 жыл бұрын

The poor castle citizens didn't have earpods back then!

@qjames0077

2 жыл бұрын

As an aside, I think this is evidence that points towards Sweet Robin being Petyr's child. Jon Ayrn and Lysa had several miscarriages, and Jon was pretty old when they finally married. I believe that Lysa had Petyr over for some afternoon delight while she was still living in the Red Keep, and that's when Petyr convinced her to poison Jon Ayrn

@PedroLucas-mg5je

2 жыл бұрын

FUCK YEAH, IT WON'T!

@doopdoopdopdop7424

Жыл бұрын

PEEEEEEEETAH

Sansa, I have noticed, has a very sophisticated wine palette for a barely pubescent child. Anytime she drinks wine she perceives like a dozen fruits and some poetic expression of how the flavor starts and ends.

@jaimegraterol8745

3 жыл бұрын

Bro you are the best like fr fr

@MrMarinus18

3 жыл бұрын

Sansa does that with everything. She always overcomplicates matters.

@DavidReadsASoIaF

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMarinus18 Lo that’s certainly one way of looking at it! I prefer to think of it how another listener put it, as Sansa having a capacity for appreciating the beautiful things in life that’s actually kind of exceptional among the characters.

@MrMarinus18

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidReadsASoIaF Sansa wants to be a sophisticated lady so having a complicated wine palette is a big part of that. I wouldn't be surprised if more than half of those long descriptions she just makes up as she goes.

@RegalRosarian

2 жыл бұрын

I don't recall her ever doing that, in fact she doesn't really eat either. Interesting thing to lie about. I think perhaps what you meant is her keen powers of perception and attention to detail are the most developed of any character. ;)

The dedication you've showed in portraying Lyssa's impassioned marriage is beyond words, my god I am sorry David

I fell asleep and woke up startled to "oh Petyr oh Peter!"

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

Bwahahahahaha!

@val_csb630

7 ай бұрын

Me too, I think the 'Ooohhhhh Petyr' was what woke me up, I had to do a quick rewind to know WTF was going on

I just love that Petyr’s specific piece of advice in this situation, “close your eyes and get on with it” doesn’t help him here.

@DavidReadsASoIaF

Жыл бұрын

lmao

“no one will ever marry me for love.” Poor Sansa 🥺

Ahhh. I think GRRM pulled a Greek Mythos here. Petyr offering Sansa a pomegranate - Hades and Persephone. Lucky for her she did not eat it. So she will not be bound in the Hades of Petyr's making.

@Elegantwoes

2 жыл бұрын

Instead she picks the pear - a fruit that symbolizes femininity, fertility, and motherhood. In Christianity specific the pear symbolizes Mary and baby Jesus. In a lot of paintings that depict Virgin Mary she often has pear in hand. So for Sansa to reject the fruit that represents death and picks the one that symbolizes life, shows that Sansa will not only break free from Littlefinger but also will chose the path of mercy and justice, rather than treachery.

@jenniferpearce1052

10 ай бұрын

@@Elegantwoes The pomegranate is also a symbol of fertility, due to its numerous seeds.

@dustinsmith2021

7 ай бұрын

She is the maid that’s slays a stone giant in a castle made of ice.

Observations : -it says something when this laughing stock of a wedding is the smoothest-going in the entire book. I commend you for managing to get through Lysa's lines with a straight face. -Marillion : well now I won't feel sorry when he gets framed for murder.

My favorite Sansa chapter. I just love all the details of Baelish’s plot. Also how he tricked the Tyrells into making Loras take the white instead of Tywin being the one to bring it up in comparison in the show. Also just Baelish teaching about the game and that Olena was in on it instead of in the show where they have a couple conversations about killing Joffery. 10/10 chapter

I swear I'm in love with Sansa's chapters, infact I think I'm in love with her character in general the way she reacts to situations and her inner monologues are all just so intriguing. But this chapter was just iconic as hell

@DavidReadsASoIaF

3 жыл бұрын

Sansa is one of my favorite POV characters, and I can't wait to read about the confident, self-posessed, cuttingly witty Sansa who swaggers through the Gates of the Moon in the Alayne I preview chapter of Winds.

@morganSnow421

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidReadsASoIaF I can't wait either especially since there weren't any Sansa chapters in Adwd (which was my only issue with the book by the way, I know knit pick 😂) and I'm dying to see just how smart, cunning, independent and confident she's become. She's one of the characters I'm mostly looking forward to reading about and definitely one of my favorites and I love her!! Oh and also do you think little finger is really planning on getting her married to Harry or does he have another Ace up his sleeve?

@MrMarinus18

3 жыл бұрын

I don't care that much for Sansa herself but there's almost always something interesting happening in her chapters.

@lindsay9838

2 жыл бұрын

“Are you fond of games, Alayne?” in your raspy Baelish voice gave me Jigsaw chills🙈🙈

@ninacaracol

Жыл бұрын

@@DavidReadsASoIaF Marillion is such a creep 🤢

31:59 🏆🔥😂 I bet Bran watches this moment on repeat lol

@UnnecessaryEyeViewingGarbage

7 ай бұрын

Something that creepy Bran would like. The weirdo

@Progamerr_06

5 ай бұрын

Wait why?

@npursuit

3 ай бұрын

It probably causes him to be ejected immediately 😂

There's a Lysa Arryn buried deep inside all of us

@rexpopuli4833

3 жыл бұрын

And more than a few of us buried deep inside a Lysa Arryn....

@616thedevil

2 жыл бұрын

I hope not

@knightsfb32

10 ай бұрын

Burried balls deep

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

I hope not.

@lindsay9838

7 ай бұрын

@@rexpopuli4833 😂🙈🙈😖

lol petyr droppin straight fire with that "drearfort" joke

@heytheyby

Жыл бұрын

He's actually pretty hilarious.

3 ай бұрын

I don’t get it lol

@Seven_Leaf

2 ай бұрын

A play on words to the Dreadfort. "Dreary" -- dull, bleak and lifeless; depressing.

Oh no Lysa and Peter part HAHAHAHAHAHAH I love this

@DavidReadsASoIaF

3 жыл бұрын

You might think that since I started this project I've been thinking about how to do scenes like Daenerys sacking Astapor, the Kingsmoot, Septon Meribald's "Broken Man" monologue. You'd be wrong. It's been this scene.

@010Gama

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidReadsASoIaF it wasn’t half bad eh 😏😏

@PedroLucas-mg5je

Жыл бұрын

@@DavidReadsASoIaF I have a new headcanon that Bran and BloodRaven were watching this and the scene is going like this: Bran: "AAAAAAAARGH! MY EYES!!!" Brynden: "I can't.. claw my last one.. fast enough!"

@madelinegarber7860

Жыл бұрын

@@PedroLucas-mg5je omg yours and David’s comment made me freaking die. This whole scene was so uncomfortable.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

@@DavidReadsASoIaF Haha, impressive.

Kate Dickie will be pea green with envy over your portrayal of Lady Lysa. I can hardly wait for the Aerie.

@DavidReadsASoIaF

3 жыл бұрын

😅 She was so good in The VVitch. Some actors are just born to play people who look like the premodern world did a number on them.

Ive said this a million times Ill say it again "Poor Sansa, she will never recover from listening to that shit.

@birdsarerathercool

10 ай бұрын

Also George: Alain, I've been making songs for you all night in my head Me: George No, no, I don't like where this is going. George: he sat down and put his hands on her legs Me: no, George you can't do that no George:let me make music with my body instead Me: NO GEORGE NO BAD GEORGE

How cute she thought the hound was coming to save her for a split second. Her “knight” in shinning armor

it is really astonishing how scary and eerie this chapter comes to my ears. although a great deal of naivty plays a big role in the charachter of Sansa, it is fascinating how sensual and constantly in touch with her innocent yet overwhelming emotions she is. although Jeoffry had put her through hell and she bared him no good feelings, his death was immensely overwhelming for her, where in my opinion any other charachter would just be "happy" or as with ones like tyrion relieved by the death of the cruel boy. he was the cruelest to her yet she percieves his death far more deeply; he did in a way or another become a part of her. what is most scary is littlefinger and his interaction with her; he takes more or less the role of the person teaching her how to handle enemies, where he had before shown her how to act around her enemies and the liars in king's landing; he still nonetheless treates her like a "piece" and tries to/succeeds in manipulate/ing her whilst at the same time manipulating Lysa. Lysa herself is also really spooky with her impulsivness and blind trust in Littlefinger. it is as well really sad to realize that Sansa was the most helpless of all the Starks and everything is chosen for her throughout the story with little chance of her taking initiative. in the show you never get the chance to see Sansa and her Charachter the way she is displayed in the books or at least this one. i am surprisingly finding her more and more interesting and your way of setting the scene, chosing the voices ( Baelish's is missing something in comparison to the voice i have of him in my imagination) and reading emotions out loud is absolutely magnificent.

@lonemotheomatshaba9640

2 жыл бұрын

People like show Sansa and hate book Sansa but for me it's the other way around

@highgrounder2012

Жыл бұрын

@@lonemotheomatshaba9640 show sansa started getting bold and confident from nothing, her development was bad

@siamihari8717

Жыл бұрын

Littlefinger seems to tread the line of Using Sansa as a Piece upon the board and as a fellow player. Pyter seems to be Attempting to educate Sansa as you say, but in this Education its not what you do to a card in your hand nor one in your deck but what you do with a fellow upcoming-player you wish to ally with.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

@@lonemotheomatshaba9640 Book Sansa is much better than Show Sansa.

Hahahaha you voicing Lysa is just so hilarious!

@hiswayservicesblog9288

2 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to be disgusted by her but your portrayal of her kept making me laugh. Good job though. I think you did capture her dirtiness.

You know I was on the fence about all the voices but this Chapter really sold it for me

I really believe that Littlefinger knows where Tyrion's first wife is.

@bahara.r.p235

Жыл бұрын

How are you saying that?

@JessBecause77

Жыл бұрын

@@bahara.r.p235 just because he seems to know something about everyone and able to keep the knowledge until it benefits him. And I think that's one of Tyrion's only weakness and it's going to be used against him eventually.

@JessBecause77

7 ай бұрын

@@bahara.r.p235 I'm listening to this chapter again and 2:05 Littlefinger asking Sansa if she knew about Tyrion's first wife and telling about what happened to her, made the "Where do whores go" pop in my head. And they go to Littlefinger 😂 🤷‍♀️

@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117

5 ай бұрын

And most likely varys too

Idk if it's funnier that Joeffry slapped Robyn with a wooden sword or the way you voiced lysa saying that part 🤣

Omg your Lysa Arryn voice LMFAOOOOOO i fucking love it 😂😂😂😂

Petyr is so fucking scary.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

He is indeed.

Man your Littlefinger voice is sooo good! I love it whenever I get the chance to hear it

Ok, Lysa and Petyr's bedding scene was hilarious

Hold on... Lysa DREAMED of Petyr?....

And Sansa started her training to become a player.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

Indeed!

"My Precious My Precious Petyr!" I'm never going to see the words "My Precious" the same again. One more: Lysa & Petyr: "Oh Petyr My Petyr!" Sansa: 👀

Your peter voice is AMAZING, so sinister!

Funniest chapter I’ve heard so far

Peter got that dog in him

Sansa is cool and all but the fact that she says "tummy" really gets to me

@DavidReadsASoIaF

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this really sticks out to me as well. I feel awkward reading it aloud.

@andrewb2494

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I say tummy and I'm from Britain I don't see a problem. But I'm at the start of this chapter so maybe the context is strange

@andrewb2494

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I just got to it what's wrong with it. I'm here in Britain and I'd say that without a problem?

@calebduarte5255

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewb2494 I’m from the US, and at least here the word “tummy” is mostly used in reference to children, as opposed to “belly” or “stomach.” Might be one of those odd linguistic quirks between American and British English

@andrewb2494

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebduarte5255 maybe; I use stomach when I am being more formal say in an essay or something (though why I'd write an essay about stomachs is beyond me) but otherwise I'd use tummy. Then again I don't remember what the context is for this its been 3 months since listing lmao

There is so much in this chapter.

I think the obnoxious sexy time scene is evidence that points towards Sweet Robin being Petyr's child. "Give me another baby..."? - yeah, something's up there Jon Ayrn and Lysa had several miscarriages, and Jon was pretty old when they finally married. I believe that Lysa had Petyr over for some afternoon delight while she was still living in the Red Keep, and that's when Petyr convinced her to poison Jon Ayrn.

@MrAlexkyra

Жыл бұрын

No, Sweetrobin is Jon Arryn’s son. Petyr impregnated Lysa in Riverrun after Petyr lost the duel to Brandon Stark but Lysa’s father made her drink moon tea to abort the pregnancy. That’s what she means.

@ladymorrigan5950

Жыл бұрын

He was probably the father of her first one that Hoster Tully rambles about on his deathbed.

@Seuspesos

7 ай бұрын

Sweet Robin is John arryns son. Evidence points to him having super natural abilities untapped as well. I'm hoping he is artos arryn the winged knight reborn.

Petyr is particularly sleazy in this chapter, I'm aware that's who he is. But it really is on full display here. Creeping on Sansa, Lying about Tyrion so Sansa will think less of him. Acting like he's Sansa's last and only friend. But he can also act charming with his household throwing out japes and light-hearted jabs like a good natured lord.

Petrys plan worked flawlessly but he also forgot who lady lyssa is

Petyr's voice. Yo! Shady...

35:42 Where is the Hound when you need him? That drunk speaks as surly as Petyr.

Well Read 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 you captured Lysa's essence perfectly AND you get extra points because you pronounced her name correctly 😂

Great Sansa chapter. Also, did Petyr seriously name Sansa after his mother (Alayne)?

I can't remember the name of the singer they traveled with Lady Catelyn and Tyrion to the Eerie, is this the same Singer?

@HAL-cp4mt

6 ай бұрын

Yep.

PEEEEETTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

42:35 Tyrion never stood a chance

7:46 we get it GRRM, little finger comes from sh*t, sheesh….he’s still, and yes I get the pun, a piece a sh*t

Lysa has a yeast ingestion 💀😂

I hope people stop speculating about who or what killed Joffrey lol

31:22 is the moment you came here to listen to

Make 'another' child?

@JoeyWhisperz

3 жыл бұрын

I knew Robert was a bastard

@racatiwood

2 жыл бұрын

remember their father's dying words...

@animesempai0

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoeyWhisperz Lysa Arryn had many stillborn and miscarriages few were bound to be Peter. I doubt Robin Arryn is a bastard

@animesempai0

2 жыл бұрын

@@racatiwood who's father? If you're referring to Jon Arryn when he said the seed is strong he was talkin about Robert's bastards and how they're different from cersei's children. If you're talkin about what Hoster Tully was telling Caitlyn then that probably isn't who he was referring to.

@JoeyWhisperz

2 жыл бұрын

@@racatiwood the seed is strong

Surely Peter realizes there's a danger in teaching Sansa how to play the game of thrones. What's his end game?

Petyr and lies walk hand in hand. And I hoped Sansa woulda gotten wiser and a lil tougher by now

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

She has.

@faysuxxss

8 ай бұрын

@@comradestannisnope she hasn’t

@comradestannis

8 ай бұрын

@@faysuxxss She has.

All joking aside, how traumatic was this for Littlefinger? Lysa raped him at least twice when he was a child, and now he’s at her whims again.

@DominionSorcerer

Жыл бұрын

Not very? First time he is convinced it was Catelyn he slept with and he was fully aware the second time, which is why he claims to have taken the maidenheads of both Tully sisters. And this time he's just manipulating her.

@jwatt1800

9 ай бұрын

@@Darius0109 yeah but it doesn’t REALLY matter if afterwards the “victim” boasts about it.

That sex scene was nasty work bro

7:28

9:06

Shoulda gone with sandor in my opinion it would be cool to get her perspective on the big oof cause im almost certain she would've had the same story as arya did with him but not all the shit about wanting him dead cause then by logic they meet hotpie nodieguy weasel and mini bobby b and boom big oof prevented

@kylemallett1606

Жыл бұрын

Idk, He would have gone straight to Riverrun to rannsom her, and Catlyn would never let Sansa out of her site. If they arrive with Jamie captive I’d agree, and that might prevent the red wedding. but I feel like these two events happen too closely together, and Sansa would have been either married off to a frey during the red wedding, or killed with the rest of the starks.

@heytheyby

Жыл бұрын

I think Sansa and the Hound are either going to end up together, or at least they will share a kiss and he will die, redeemed. There's so many little hints about it. Like in this chapter when she dreams of him climbing in bed with her.

13:43

Kinda said that you didn’t call him Pe-tire like Dotrice did

PEETYR!!!

Ugh that sex scene made me cringe so hard. I almost skipped by it. And Murillian is so creepy.

lPoor slly and naive Samsa, however, life is setting her up to become Machiavelly....I Like that

Even though the show gets allot of shit, the scene where Sansa Arya and Bran get revenge on Peter was great.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

I disagree.

@laughs150

9 ай бұрын

@@comradestannis ah well thats why we all have opinions. Enjoy the book man

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

@@laughs150 Eh, thanks.

@faysuxxss

8 ай бұрын

@@comradestannisI agree

Forecastle is pronounced fokesol. Quay is key. Gunwale is gunnel. Just sayin'.

They drew Sansa like Scarlet Johansson. I was wondering why she looked so familair.

@matro2

9 ай бұрын

That's Sophie Turner.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

@@matro2 I would prefer that they portray her as she's like in the books and not in the show.

@matro2

9 ай бұрын

@@comradestannis It's a screenshot of her from the show. Right after the Purple Wedding when she's about to get on the boat with Ser Dontos. It's just been filtered with snow added.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

@@matro2 Ugh.

A Very Traumatizing 😂 Chapter

I think Sansa and the Hound would make a cute, somewhat contradictory, couple. I mean its clear that they had a bit of chemistry.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

The Hound is abusive and bad.

Sansa has such a horrible story at times it's almost comical when it's not down right disturbing.

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

Sansa is a great character though.

@aerystargaryenii2565

9 ай бұрын

@@comradestannis she is a character. Indeed

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

@@aerystargaryenii2565 A great one.

@faysuxxss

8 ай бұрын

@@comradestannisnope she isn’t

@comradestannis

8 ай бұрын

@@faysuxxss She is.

Your narrations would be a lot better if you just cut out the voices for characters. First half the accents make 0 sense, why would a character have a thick new york accent in westeros. S

The sex noises in these books are not sexy at all. It's definitely ear rape.

@mymom5213

Жыл бұрын

That's the point

@comradestannis

9 ай бұрын

@@mymom5213 Yeah, and I hate it.

@mymom5213

9 ай бұрын

@@comradestannis You're supposed to

@Wyr_111

Ай бұрын

I fell asleep and it woke me up 😔

Got to say, the whole Alayne arc is entirely skip-able for me. Ever since she leaves KL she becomes the slowest chapters in my opinion. So boring

God I hate Sansa chapters. She is a nothing character. She has no agency, no thoughts of any value, does nothing but the bare minimum to survive, and the rest is songs and fairytales.

@hiswayservicesblog9288

2 жыл бұрын

Uhh, have you ever been forced into a situation where you could die or be tortured at the snap of a finger, if you said something someone didn't like? Huh? Have you ever been caught up where you didn't know who you could trust, where people have lied to you over and over again pretending to be your friends, then turned around and did horrific things to you or your family? I hate the way everyone thinks Sansa is weak and Arya is the cool one because she wields a sword and kicks butt. Is that all it takes to make a strong woman? No. Sansa was never trained in the use of swords like Arya was, so how can you expect her to fight off Joffrey's men? If Sansa had spoken her mind, saying exactly what she thought of Joffrey in front of him, he would've had her tongue cut out, or had her beaten, or killed, or all three! She couldn't just say whatever was on her mind like Arya does.

@illCMAC

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiswayservicesblog9288 I think a lot of people would say that Sansa could have killed Joff and/or herself if she weren't a coward. She could have, at any point, told Bronze Yohn who she is and escape Littlefinger. I didn't call her weak, I said she has 0 agency, because she quite literally doesn't do anything unless she's told to. In fact, she doesn't even think anything without being told to. The only thoughts of her own are related to fairytales, to the very last chapter of her story, she still thinks she's the protagonist in a song. But since you said it I will agree that she is weak. If Arya had the choice between dying or being Joff's whipping girl, she would have died. Sansa betrayed her house and suffered for it, her pov chapters only exist to tell us about the interesting people around her, imo.

@Elegantwoes

2 жыл бұрын

And yet that nothing character has 25 chapters, several storylines that belong only to her, a training tutelage, and a character arc. I get not liking her but to say she’s barely a character is beyond stupid. Clearly there’s a reason why GRRM created her and kept her around for so long. She has a massive role to play. Anyone with a brain can see that.

@illCMAC

2 жыл бұрын

@@Elegantwoes it's awful, she's awful.

@Elegantwoes

2 жыл бұрын

@@illCMAC You can believe that as much as you want, that is your opinion, but don't be so stupid to say Sansa isn't important. George RR Martin has said she is central to the story (along with Bran and Arya). George has said they are the heart and center of the story.