A Carny Tells Theo About the Freak Shows
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Excerpt from This Past Weekend #496 | A Carnie
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This carny is funnier than 95% of the comedians I've seen podcast
@camronridley5912
24 күн бұрын
He really said is that doja cat 😂😂
@MyCelticsBlewIt
23 күн бұрын
@@camronridley5912I died 🤣
@MiMi-Music-Official
23 күн бұрын
@@camronridley5912 I died when he said that 😭
@sperez3275
21 күн бұрын
@@camronridley5912Theo liked that one 😂
@megacatsupreme466
18 күн бұрын
He's 17X funnier than Schaub
Theo interviewing the common man is the one of the great things about his podcast.
@michaeloliver1143
25 күн бұрын
Is this a common man? He has some uncommon stories 😄
@niks9652
25 күн бұрын
Who doesn't have a grandfather with 3 legs and 2 dicks?
@fluxpistol3608
25 күн бұрын
Yeah this is such a common story
@georgezimmerman3334
25 күн бұрын
Common people have the most impressive stories.
@russellwilliams5778
25 күн бұрын
This motherfucker far from common
Theo Von looks like the accountant for the carnies
@mavericksization
24 күн бұрын
Dude. That’s funny. 😄
@temmewan7031
23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mariamataleo6784
22 күн бұрын
Gosh 😂
@sperez3275
21 күн бұрын
Just had a flashback to Roast My Host 😂
@gotusgotus
18 күн бұрын
I could see him being an accountant for the carnies in a movie with Larry The Cable Guy 😂
Lmfao Holy hell Theo is the man. "You figured he would've died by getting his leg caught in something. I mean, I almost get my legs caught in stuff all the time." 😂😂😂😂
@DanielJayUSA
26 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Tjnumber1
26 күн бұрын
He ain't lying 😂😂 happens to me all the time , gotta be careful when your long
@jayhari1713
26 күн бұрын
@Tjnumber1 LoL, I'll have to take your word for it. As a guy who's average height, I wouldn't know what you're speaking about 😆
@Tjnumber1
25 күн бұрын
@jayhari1713 just gotta pay more attention, iam 6" 4 I trip over shit cause iam trying not to hit my head lol and vice versa.
@Les_Grossman80
25 күн бұрын
Im 44 and deciding whether I'm allowed to shower by myself 😂
"You just don't see that kinda stuff anymore. That's the toughest part about stuff" Classic Theo Von!
this guy has a nice vibe around him. its nice to see someone interviewing just regular guys with cool stories.
@michaelmeara6776
25 күн бұрын
Tosh does it too
@petegrizwald2666
25 күн бұрын
I'd say he has a pretty interesting life.
@tbird267
24 күн бұрын
That plumber episode is still one of my favorites of all podcasts
@HeyImDateMike
21 күн бұрын
@@petegrizwald2666two pee pees
@dudeman858
16 күн бұрын
Dude probably has more salient advice than most psychologists. I’d much rather hear his opinion over 90% of the A-Holes I’ve met in life.
"People must've thought you were jordan peterson no matter what." LOL
@get8bit
25 күн бұрын
That would have made WAY more sense if he was talking about the lobster man. Peterson is the "lobster king". 😆 Dude, why did he say it about the three legged man?
@Vincisomething
25 күн бұрын
@@get8bit Slightly unrelated, but thatat Jordan Peterson rat king clips (if you've seen it) gets me because he doesn't even accurately describe what it is lmao.
@misssummersalt
25 күн бұрын
Very Tall Bart would have a field day
@ryekirchner3146
25 күн бұрын
Mm@@Vincisomething
@jeremybenoit759
25 күн бұрын
@@Vincisomethingalso slightly related, but many people also have issues describing what a woman is which seems like a slightly more pressing issue lol
The fist bump to hearing that he smoked a bong with the last surviving munchkin 😭
"rockin that spare geni, better keep the lights on 😂"
@cBetweenTheLines
25 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@clarkwilson2670
24 күн бұрын
Might be the funniest most clever thing ive heard him say. crazy that was off the cuff
@E11JiimBo
24 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@d.felixphoto2260
23 күн бұрын
I was dying 😂😂😂
Those pants have to be like, what the fuck are we doing 😂😂
@user-bt4gv1pf3n
22 күн бұрын
Lol and it was after the comment about th3 three legged man giving the fourth shoe to his one legge d friend.😅 honestly weve probably only seen that once or twice in history Theo
@luisdejesus1758
11 күн бұрын
The last foot is just like tapping to the beat 😂
"The Lispy Jew"😂😂😂😂
@BegginMegan362
25 күн бұрын
Hilarious!
@camronridley5912
24 күн бұрын
That killed me hahahaha
@kylejones9613
24 күн бұрын
Dude gonna get cancelled damn!!
@luciusmirkwood1634
24 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Podcastforthewin
22 күн бұрын
Holy shit. This is the humour we need
“Doja Cat?” 😂😂 had me rolling
"you just dont see that stuff anymore, thats the hardest part about stuff" damn what a line from my favorite philosopher
@Declarationofyourgeneration
20 күн бұрын
I am thinking this is an example of Theo actually meaning it when he said it? And it turned out funny. That is what makes Theo a bit of a freak. Sometimes he is funny but either is a tremendous troller and actor or he does have a few wires crossed in a decent hearted way.
@derekrogers1984
20 күн бұрын
Love him😊
@Altavilla22Mike
14 күн бұрын
Theo is a complete moron, he embodies the pod caster mentality where any dumbo with a camera and a microphone can start one. He mostly repeats what the guest says and rambles on saying random stuff
@natevanlandingham1945
10 күн бұрын
Thought that was weird and funny too
I wish I had Theo's childlike enthusiasm for life.
@JWlittleredd
21 күн бұрын
You can! Fake it 'till you make it!
“Running a spare genny to keep the lights on” this really got me
Frank Lentini was so *HARD CORE* that he was on the back cover of Alice in Chains' _Alice in Chains._
"A Doja Cat?" lmfao😂
I’m a 50 year old Canadian woman who had never heard of Theo until a week ago. Ever since then, I’ve been binge watching. He’s just so funny and wholesome. Enjoy your day, everyone. 🤗
@Bryan-kl5rr
26 күн бұрын
Theo is the best!!
@theheartbreaknurse
26 күн бұрын
Welcome to the gang (gang) ❤❤❤
@classicgiraffe
26 күн бұрын
Don't forget to pour your next drink out for Billy Conforto. And watch out for those embankments.
@marcusash7
26 күн бұрын
Shout out from rural Nova Scotia! Gang gang ma’am, I’m glad you found Theo and now get to enjoy him! His solo podcasts were great, he also has plenty of podcast with “regular” people and they’re very entertaining.
@phatgringo2.0
26 күн бұрын
A third leg and two dongs must have piqued your interest! 😂
I can listen to this guy talk all day about stories from the carnivals. Seems like a genuinely nice guy.
100 per cent more interesting than some famous person I could care less about
@ilovemalechickens
11 күн бұрын
You could care less? Don't you mean you COULDN'T care less?
Didn't expect Doja Cat & Jordan Peterson to get name dropped in this episode lol
I want this dude to be a permanent member of theos show.
YOU SMOKED WEED WITH A 70 YEAR OLD MUNCHKIN ARE WORDS I'LL NEVER FORGET 😂
Those pants have to be like “wtf are we doing?!” 😂😂
How he asks 'howd you know this, did someone write it down' 😂😂 i love Theo lol, can't wait to see him in Belfast.
Theo is funnier than hell, but he's so intelligent and compassionate! Love him.
THE LISPY JEW! The Four Shouldered Italian! Im crying laughing!
runnin' on that spare Genny, dude, huh?......keep the lights on bro......LMFAO
@masonharkness6437
26 күн бұрын
Nearly spit my drink out when he said that shit 😂😂
@patrickaker4380
26 күн бұрын
So freaking fast and clean!!
@jasonwilliams1983
25 күн бұрын
@@masonharkness6437 same bro lmao
@jasonwilliams1983
25 күн бұрын
@@patrickaker4380 always. Theo never disappoints lol
@krispyasfuk9622
25 күн бұрын
That was hilarious
"The lispy jew" jesus christ 😂😂😂
@limehawk4989
23 күн бұрын
Yeah i bet jesus had a lisp and he was a jew so 🥴
The lispy Jew or 4 shouldered Italian dude lol
@finnday-wiggins7709
26 күн бұрын
😂😂
@anthonyrogers590
25 күн бұрын
I still can't stop laughing.....just spit my food out at Subway. Even a replay made me spit up food
@mattforman4972
25 күн бұрын
Don't forget 4 titted sister lolol
@dakotatotten5355
24 күн бұрын
@@anthonyrogers590 the man is a chaotic genius even in imitation lol
"That's beautiful man." And it was. 😢
@natebonenfant9950
25 күн бұрын
That story really stuck with me. Talk about humanity man.
Idk if anyone caught that but theo von said "you just don't see that stuff anymore that's what's tough about stuff" which like yea that's a hilarious way to say nothing lol
@contractor556
26 күн бұрын
😅 that’s a keeper
@lpha420
25 күн бұрын
he made a point without going into specifics...
"Lobster Boy and Bearded Lady...they fell in love" "...that's...that's romantic...wonder what their kids would come out like....bearded lobsters."😂😂😂😂😂😂
Didn’t think such a strange conversation could also be so damn wholesome
the jordan peterson joke was slept on good GAWD HAHA
"You smoked dope with the Wizard of Oz munchki!" Omg I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The Lispy Jew" 😂😂😂 That shit caught me way the fuck off guard, and I can't stop laughing😆
"The Lispy Jew" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Smoking the weed with the munchkin killed me!🤣🤣
@jbags5263
23 күн бұрын
Theo just had to dap him up for that..😂
Maybe he caught his leg in somethin 😂😂😂😂Theo really speaks his mind without thinking lol
@jermainefloyd6558
26 күн бұрын
No filtration first thought blurted hilariously
@patrickaker4380
26 күн бұрын
Cause of the odds
"Yeah, that's the toughest part about, stuff." Genius 😅
That 3 legged man was inside the Alice In Chains album cover
Theo Von bringing the unqiue guests as always 🙌🙌
The two shlongs is crazy.
@crowe668
25 күн бұрын
AND they both worked.....my guy has some stories I'm sure...
@andrewp7509
25 күн бұрын
You guys are both under homo suspicion
@Pluralofvinylisvinyls
24 күн бұрын
It’s untrue. I’m guessing his leg was fake too
@JonnyUnderrated
24 күн бұрын
geteting in double the trouble
@unpublicized
24 күн бұрын
@@Pluralofvinylisvinylsit’s fake?
How tf you gonna NOT read the best part of Lobster Boys story? For anyone in the comments who didn't pause: he murdered his daughters fiance the night of their wedding, got away with it and then later his wife and daughter ordered a hit on him and he was shot in the back of the head 3 times.
@DomTheHammerMan
25 күн бұрын
lol fr no one has mentioned it.
@richardwolfgeher
25 күн бұрын
Had to pause and read, that shit wild.
@andrewp7509
25 күн бұрын
I read it too ,crazy
@hollybizzle813
25 күн бұрын
Yep… happened about 12 miles from me.
@LouDiamondPhilips199
25 күн бұрын
Just came here to see if anyone else noticed 😮 now I’m super interested in that story
The fact that Theo reads clearly and goes back into country speak is crazy
I love how this guy is obviously a big fan of Theo's, which you can see by his smiling in preparation for each and every one of Theo's joke, and hes not afraid to just show it. At the same time he does a great job with keeping the conversation going.
That second paragraph about the lobster boy is wild
@kylebradshaw5196
25 күн бұрын
No doubt
@LitLounge
22 күн бұрын
Shit lol🤯
Forget Hollywood this is entertainment
I could see Theo working at a carnival and totally digging it!!!
Theo you rock. You come across as a genuine cool dude and I enjoy your show. 🎉
Running on that spare geny. Omg I lost it on that one
I deeply hope Theo continues this trend.
That conversation was cool for so many reasons. Go Theo.
This dude definitely asked to borrow 20.00 when he left.
@roytrenneman2200
25 күн бұрын
Wtf lmao! 😂
@john-fe5fi
25 күн бұрын
and a cigarette
@KevinsDisobedience
25 күн бұрын
Seems more like the kinda guy that would bum a cig at a concert, and then find you later that night and pay you back with a hit of L.
@samanthaskadeland5753
25 күн бұрын
😂
@dudeman858
16 күн бұрын
Eh, his aunt Bearded Lady is good for it.
The carnys voice brought back Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf memories
The phrase "having a third leg" has taken on a different kinda flex to me now
@ItzzzBeamo
Күн бұрын
Bro had to change it to his “fourth *and* fifth” legs 😂
His guest is so fuckin chill about everything. Theo honestly goin ham here lmao
Lol "A Carny" get me every time
He’s like that dude with the head in his belly in Total Recall.
To anyone who happens to read this, I hope you have a wonderful and positive day/night! Be kind to people, try to be understanding, and don't be afraid of new experiences or perspectives. Love and let love, or at the very least, live and let live. Take care!
@trevmason2352
26 күн бұрын
Thank you 🤜🏻
@CherubChick1221
26 күн бұрын
Have an AWESOME DAY!! 🤩❤️🔥
@kswitz
26 күн бұрын
@@cesar_yf2637nobody asked mr too cool for positivity. Scrolling past this costs nothing
@YerpDerp17
25 күн бұрын
@@cesar_yf2637 It's not tacky. I am not a bot or anything. I clicked on the video a minute after it was posted, which is rare. Most videos have 100's if not 1000's of comments by the time I view them. So I put a positive comment since there was a decent chance people would see it. lol It's really not that serious, but I appreciate the concern. Hope you had a good day! Consider breaking the habit of defaulting into pessimism and assuming the worst of things or people and their intentions. It's not a healthy or productive trait. But to each their own. Have a wonderful/safe/positive weekend!
@YerpDerp17
25 күн бұрын
@@trevmason2352 Of course, you're welcome!
I don’t know why I stopped at this interview but it is really fascinating and locked me in.
I've laughed more on this episode than ever..these 2 need a podcast
A spare genni lmao
Omg the Jordan Peterson line..... I almost crashed my car I laughed so hard❤😂❤😂❤😂❤
@YouShookItThreeTimes
25 күн бұрын
😂
@Fnberg744
24 күн бұрын
@@YouShookItThreeTimescaught me playing w it
@YouShookItThreeTimes
24 күн бұрын
@@Fnberg744 😁
Karl’s cheeky freak of the week.
As long as these 2 can find a subject, they’ll be a dynamic duo for suuuure
"Wow, look at those pants. Those pants have to be like 'what the fuck are _we_ doing???'" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fuuuuck me, I don't think I've laughed that hard in a year.
theo was genuinely touched by the munchkin story lol
0:50 Theo is so relieved when people laugh at his unhinged jokes.
One of the best guests theo has had on. Dope episode
Awesome guest !
ALICE IN CHAINS
We need more interviews like this! You can only listen to the top celebs tell the same stories so many times! So much better to hear a brand new story and personality ❤
I lost it when Theo did the dude’s movement while thinking about the reality of being this man 😭🤣
this episode is hilarious 🤣
Holy shit I thought that was Dave Attell at first
This dude needs to be back he’s genuinely interesting and he just flows so well with theo
Theo, having such unique guests on who are also just normal people out of the spotlight is such a great recipe for great content. In a world and platform where everything is all about status and popularity I love how this proves that just a face to face chat with someone from all walks of life can birth such interesting conversations .
I remember working at Walmart a carny that looked just like this guy told me I needed to hide him in the back cause the carnival kid napped him 😂 I told him “ I just stock shelves bro I’m not qualified for what you need 😂”
Doja cat 😭 you’re insulting that little girl but that shit funny as hell
Frank is a very chill laid back guy. His family and life have a very unique experience. Interesting
One extra leg to tap to the music is crazy🤣🤣🤣
Theo Von is a national treasure!!! He can make you laugh and get in your feelings ❤️☺️
Is this Dave Attel's brother?
That was a great conversation. I should study this episode to improve my gab skills.
The Alice in Chains 3 legged dog album! I knew that guy seemed familiar!😂🤘🏻
I had a drug dealer that had a claw hand 😂
Did anyone else read the second paragraph on screen about Lobster Boy?
@MrTwinkieeater
24 күн бұрын
That's crazy.
This man got some great stories and he funny asf 🤣
Listen to this at work. Dudes podcasts never disappoint
Karl Pilkington
You put your right foot in , and you spin it all about You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about You put your...middle foot...in... You put your knee foot .... in...
@A-rl4or
25 күн бұрын
You put your second dick in and you shake it all about
This guy has great timing! At times, he doesn't say anything funny, but the timing and way he delivers is hilarious!
I really love these interviews with the different careers. This one was great and I loved the nyc garbage man. The coroner, the police man. Super cool episodes.
I got a cousin called Double Barrel Darrell
"two peepees"
“I wonder what their kids would come out like, bearded lobsters“ 🤣
GANG GANG
Caterpillar man. Chinese twins