Druski Teaches Theo Von How To Charm a Black Woman
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Excerpt from This Past Weekend #489 | Druski
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The look of confusion on Druski when Theo says vaping at night 😂
@oscarlizaola
2 ай бұрын
😂 💯
@StanHowse
2 ай бұрын
I can't tell if Theo is just fkn with him, and he ain't quite got it yet, or what.
@anikaanthony8911
2 ай бұрын
🎉
@flip_em_off9360
2 ай бұрын
And when he says the letter s
@Harryandrews22
2 ай бұрын
Ahhaha I caught that 😂😂
Theo: She look like the letter s bruh Producer: 👉🏽S Thanks man lmao
@briancomforti3890
2 ай бұрын
Bro describing Trogdor for a bit there
@anotherslowtown9601
2 ай бұрын
for real. bruh came in clutch.
@MarieAmicalola
2 ай бұрын
The way that bit of Sesame Street took me out.
@armando1829
2 ай бұрын
It was for our brothers out here not exactly remembering the alphabet
@JohnDoe-qh5xg
2 ай бұрын
Kinda safe to assume Theos fans need visual clues/ques Be honest you got confused for a sec before the S popped up didn't you?
“ u gotta be assertive not too much you know how yall get “ 😂 he snuck that shit in there 😂 Theo can’t escape his civil war looking head 😅
@MentalDeviant
2 ай бұрын
Kinda Prejudice unless He was being funny
@retishe7660
2 ай бұрын
@@MentalDeviantit's a comedy podcast this ain't ahh geezz gosh sensitive people
@kylekiedeisch9521
2 ай бұрын
@@MentalDeviant I'm white and i thought it was hilarious
@Ydcg3mini
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kylepomeroy73
2 ай бұрын
@@MentalDeviantI’m white as wonderbread man 😂
As a blk woman the ultimate turn off is when a yt guy tries to act like a brotha when approaching me. Also, don’t listen to guys like druski
@bryanadkins2944
Ай бұрын
Black women don't describe themselves as "blk". Nice try weirdo that's trying to cosplay as a black person online.
@itss_nattyj
Ай бұрын
Girl, agreed! Do not listen to Druski. Lmao
@MrBanks-dp4zp
Ай бұрын
I'll translate for yall sistas. "They want a want you white boys to throw a lil bit of that 1800 assertiveness in there, a lil slave play...a lil beneath me activity"
@powderedtoastfacekillah734
Ай бұрын
Cmon he was right about not mentioning the luggage though right?
@bigz5262
Ай бұрын
I was gonna say let me see some of the women this works with lol
We need a buddy cop movie with these two 😂😂
@jofla
2 ай бұрын
YES
@UnknownEvil_BadAliens
Ай бұрын
That would be one of the best chemistry recipe just let them Roll with the vibe, let them improvise most of the movie
“Not too assertive, you know how y’all get” 😂😂
@shauntee5335
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂❤
@AlbanianThrash
Ай бұрын
none of that turn back the clock shit 😂😂
The little things Theo says ..”as long as she’s not vaping at night” Wtf 😂
@cjohnson_
2 ай бұрын
I'm still thinking about that 😂😂😂😂
@willie417
2 ай бұрын
He have an issue with that, probably something from his drug days
@iMsOiNsO
2 ай бұрын
Ig cuz he sees as smoking should have a cut off time like drinking should
@paulj6805
2 ай бұрын
The look druski gives after he says that is comedy gold
@npcnobody4926
2 ай бұрын
I think he could mean that he wants to kiss her at night and wouldn’t want her breath to be Smokey but that is a space jam stretch 💀
You 2 have a sick ass vibe together. A whole seperate podcast with u 2 would fuckin kill it .
@KidBowsur
2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately I think druski makes too much money for his own podcast.
@christacoffen7871
2 ай бұрын
I noticed that too! Like friends since they were youngsters. Lol
@rashams1605
2 ай бұрын
I WOULD LOVE THAT
@PlatinumHustle
Ай бұрын
Pisces and Scorpio energy
He low key setting him up 😂 like you better wave and say lovely
@ml.9417
Ай бұрын
Waving is weird lmao. Druski was right
@cc-dt1sh
3 күн бұрын
Lovely is such a sexy word for a man to describe me as 🥰 not “damn you bad as hell” 🤢🤢
this dudes face when he's trying to imagine the weird shit theo is saying is funnier than the shit theo is saying lmaooooo
@christacoffen7871
2 ай бұрын
Yeah you can see him rolling his eyes up to his brain..to try and visualize that stuff Theo is getting on with. Hahaha
"not the turn back the clock shi" "not the 1800s...2012 and up" LMAOOOOO
You can absolutely say lovely! That is better than fine as hell. ❤
@nomoresunforever3695
2 ай бұрын
He's talking about a specific type of black woman as if thats the only type.
@disguiseddv8ant486
2 ай бұрын
Do you really think saying "lovely" to Sexyy Red would do the trick?
@86ajmn
2 ай бұрын
@@disguiseddv8ant486yes. It would immediately make you stand out and she’s a fuckin woman ain’t she? You rather be like every other dude or the one who says different things in different ways??
@calex901
2 ай бұрын
Ngl “lovely” is a cheat code. Girls never hear it these days and there’s something soft and genuine about it that really, really gets them
@IDFK__
2 ай бұрын
Depends on the woman.
"At long as she's not vaping at night" lmao for real Theo that girl can't be having no panic attack looking for her vape in my apartment bruh. I ain't tryin to see that level of depravity.
@Moe_Lester96
Ай бұрын
😂😂
@MoniB888
12 күн бұрын
…but sometimes… it’s worth it 😉😏😈
Druski doesnt sound like he knows how to talk to women either... Don't listen to that Theo, please!!! hahahahahah
@Tee-kc3pn
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 ikr lol... I'm listening like...... wtf is he talking about????
@joelman1989
Ай бұрын
He gave that “where’s my hug” type energy with that advice
“You like fine as hell with all that luggage” hahahahaha
Dawg when they simultaneously hit that “na-na-nuh-naaaa” I lost it. 😂
@dizzyh
2 ай бұрын
Hahaha that was sick bro
@elgalloblanco
2 ай бұрын
For real I’m about to tune that shit up now
@bobbysingh3602
Ай бұрын
What song is that
@dizzyh
Ай бұрын
@@bobbysingh3602 it’s “Make em say Uhh” by Master P 😊
I’d love being called lovely. Don’t listen to this man. Is he in a happy relationship with a black woman? I wouldn’t respond to someone saying I was fine as hell. 😒
@Travishibachi87
2 ай бұрын
Well you are lovely...so there ya go 😉💚
@roxannaramirez929
2 ай бұрын
Seriously, if I was in a car and a man said that too me, I’d raise the window and put it in tint mode and drive away, versus someone saying something along the first line Theo said…actually I think those are both true stories
@johnsonjj117
Ай бұрын
@@roxannaramirez929 not sure my poor ass knows what you mean when you say, put it in tint mode. Is that a feature on cars now, like those all glass bathrooms that fog over when the door shut.
@roxannaramirez929
Ай бұрын
@@johnsonjj117 I don't know if it's a feature but I think with all the tech out these days it would be. Maybe on some expensive cars. Not mine in real life
I like Theo exactly as he is. He's funny. He's honest and he's empathic. Nothing wrong with saying lovely, nice black girls don't need to hear fine af.
@MarvelMadness2003
2 ай бұрын
That’s cause most black girls are 🤢
@MsTaLaiah
2 ай бұрын
I agree. Lovely. Beautiful. 🤎 I also agree that saying it twice means you just wanna f---, but I would think that if the guy said it once, so... 😅
@gilgamesh5796
2 ай бұрын
@@MsTaLaiahthe guy just wants to fuck no matter what he is coming out his mouth. He aint thinking about building a family with a booty he just saw 5 seconds ago, those thoughts happen way later.
@ebbyc1817
2 ай бұрын
@@MsTaLaiah" but I would think that if the guy said it once, so... " I know right? 😅
@calex901
2 ай бұрын
Being your authentic self is always the way to go.. with any woman of any type or race!
Lol, he’s teaching him how to get at the more aggressive ones not the nice ones he wants. Don’t listen Theo! just be yourself.
Theo -As long as she's not vaping at night... Dru-🤨
@charflyone6365
2 ай бұрын
I made that same face at the same time 🤣🤣 At night? Why the night?
@Adrian-gn5bw
2 ай бұрын
😅 perfect emoji
If you want to attract a black girl you need to be clear in your intrest. Both white boys and black girls think the other is not into them so you need to nake it clear. Also never try to be black and even if you have some traits in the way you talk, whiten them up a little. Black girls who are into white boys wanr a white boy, not a pale skinned black boy. And all the normal things apply. Be confident. Don't act like a girl like that won't be into you and be honest. 100% of the shots you don't take miss. At the end of the day, if she is in to you, you will have success, if she isn't, you can learn and improve from that experience.
@aelfwealld
2 ай бұрын
You mean to tell me black people walk a certain way? Huh…. Who woulda thought. Let me guess, they act a certain way too.
@dahliaherrod4301
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I have no corrections to make. You gave great advice. Can't emphasize enough to be direct. We don't do wishy-washy.
@sensis8036
2 ай бұрын
How bout we're not a pair of sneakers!!!! Stick to what u know theo We're goid! Thx Ugh
@lukemurray4950
2 ай бұрын
@@sensis8036 what???
@sensis8036
2 ай бұрын
@@lukemurray4950 Have you Heard some of the comments Theo makes with other white dudes about black women???? The nerve! Generalizing about how they ate in bed?? They can keep their trash locker rm talk to themselves! Its offensive to be objectified and spoken of as if to say hes a prize and we should be happy that hes WILLING to be with us on a date gtfoh pls!!! Slave master mentality on these whyte boys I swear
He wasnt lying he grew up with brothers he has soul! 😅
@bodimccall9073
2 ай бұрын
People saying he fabricates all his stories but… then they all end up seeming spot on down the line 😂
@wileyhxc
2 ай бұрын
That’s that Louisiana spice.
@sensis8036
2 ай бұрын
Ugh
If Bill Burr can snag a sister, so can Theo. xD
@chingonbass
Ай бұрын
He got the worst kind that cucked him and took his balls.
@deeznutz8320
Ай бұрын
Theo is a way better looking man though😂
@dmacarthur5356
Ай бұрын
Actually I'm kinda surprised Theo doesn't date a nice non smoking black woman.
@chantel2594
Ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@johnindigo5477
Ай бұрын
Hes not chill like that But sexyred might call back
“None of that turn back the clock shit” was gold
Never in my wildest dreams would I imagine Theo singing classic Tevin Campbell songs LOL
@BMG19FUNNYDIE
2 ай бұрын
All over the radio 1990's New Orleans.
@Jay-jb2vr
2 ай бұрын
Black folks fall for anything. Always getting bamboozled 💯
@peekaboots01
Ай бұрын
What song was that he was singing?
@ShowKase
Ай бұрын
@@peekaboots01 "Can We Talk". Look it up its a classic.
@rheeryder2524
2 күн бұрын
@@peekaboots01Song: Can We Talk By: Tevin Campbell
Thats some Advanced level Larry david/Leon from both parties
These 2 might just need to start there own podcast together 😂 this shit too good
“She looked like the letter S bruh” 😂😂😂
I love Theo and always thought he was at his best when he could bounce random thoughts off someone who would tee him up instead of going on his own rant. That's why I was such a King and the Sting fan. Every time I see a clip of Theo/Druski I can't help but smile just knowing Mr. "What do you mean by that?" is literally the perfect dance partner.
I really hope Theo finds true love and a happy life, he is such a genuine dude with a big heart, trying to give us all a good time ❤
Theo has soul! Always have always will!
Having the music play through the bag check is a brilliant ice breaker! Taking notes!
That man said play it on his phone😂😂
“She looked at me twice” I feel that one
The face on him trying to think like Theo haha God love him!! You two mesh together so well. Lol
Druski tryin to bait Theo into saying Sexy Red is ratchet....'whats nice?' Although she be doing some questionable things, she was his guest and he keeps respectful. Also howling at the Tevin Campbell singing😂😂😂
@deeznutz8320
Ай бұрын
That interview gave me a whole different perspective of her
I hung around for the second look,it still counts!😂
3:30 “maybe I play that on my phone”
Theo needs a black girl for real. Some of the best kitty.
@spacebar9733
Ай бұрын
wtf 😭
Great convo, but can't say I agree with the pick-up advice. I would never have told a girl she was fine off rip. That's implied by the fact you're asking her out. After you get her contact, you can leave her with the compliments just to add some flavor. Same approach irregardless of race or ethnicity if you're talking to a nice girl in a nice environment.
@spacebar9733
Ай бұрын
Thank you yes!!
He lost me when he said she look like the letter S lmao bro what
@tnt01
2 ай бұрын
😂
@dattrax7
2 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
@theascendunt9960
2 ай бұрын
He meant she got em curves in all the right places.
@jamesgraham5876
2 ай бұрын
Top hump is titties and the bottom hump is booty. Side profile image.
@stevenlantigua9544
2 ай бұрын
She got curves lol
Whole new respect for Theo
These 2 are gold together
LOVE THAT JAM!!!!
lol as an actual black woman…never listen to Dru, he’s a great comedian but everything he says should be taken as pure entertainment and jokes. Please don’t approach me like he said to, I will run
Thanks!
Love this duo always funny asf🤣
dude's voice reminds me so much of bernie mac. miss bernie so much damn...
Theo Turnin up to the song was hilarious 😂😂😂
These two just need their own show
These 2 need a movie. ASAP😂😂😂
Theo is so fuckin funny forever lmao
Every visual example Theo throws out Druski replies “yeah” and then stares in confusion
Assertive is a fire lane
Theo hilarious bruh 😂😂😂
funniest theo guest imo
We need a druski x Theo pod
Theo has got the imagery part of his absurdist humor locked in. Swimming upstream on the TSA machine is funny af.
“I’m a modern day soldier brother” pure poetry
Was not expecting the harmony at the end😂😂. Ayeee i rock with it tho
He has been mis- directed what he said "lovely" was fine. We don't expect all men to act the same. That's part of the problem everyone acting the same... Show Your real personality because we ladies are also not all the same.
These guys have chemistry for days.
Theo von is a certified brotha
Theo a real 1 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sensational!
Lmfao @ the caption and the first minute of this video
Bring the master p energy 😂
@Utrechtborn
2 ай бұрын
MAKE EM SAY UUUUHHHHHHHHH
I'm listening more now than I ever have in church
The No Limit synced up 🫡
*THE UNEXPECTED HARD AZZ LAUGH I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED* !!! 😂 Wooo
Theo knowing the beginning to “ make ‘em say ugh “ turnt me up 😭🤣 I’m the colonel of this mf Tankkk !!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Make em say uhhh. Theo Von, a true OG
from 2012 and up is crazy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo is the cutest
Bwahahaha!! You two need to team up more often.. 😂
2:04 really sent me!😆
Come on with the Come on, THEO!!!! 🍫 ❤ 🍫 I’m here for it!
“I’m the cornel of this mafuckin tank!”
Every video of a nice black guy teaching a nice white guy how to charm a nice black girl has to end with them singing together ☺❣
Druski Mac? Awesome voice! 👍🇨🇦🤙
Theo can rap
“Turn back the clock”. lol
Bro when they stuck up the S with eyes when Theo said “she looked like the letter “S,” I about pissed myself.
"I'm tryna imagine that"
@TheCarpentersApprentice
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
3:55 He even knows the choreo😂😂
Love the impromptu Tevin Campbell sing along 😂
"Nice" 😂😂😂😂😂
Theo know all hat ol 90s early 2000 rb and rap music. Cd case(collection) was to probably tighter than most brother.
😂😂 This is funny as shit 😆
I like serious this conversation is without being serious
He knows how! Red please!!
The way I started singing along when they started singing can we talk 😂
I feel ya dawg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo and Sexy Redd convo was deep that would be an interesting relationship lol it reminds me of the white kid and black kid talking in detention back in high school lol
😂y’all clownin
2012 and up🤣🤣👏🏽
QUALITY 😂
Theo knowing can we talk is fucking epic
Druski is a great cohost for Theo.
Not too much cause yall know how yall get😂........... 100% buddy😂😂