"She said she was black, I believed her" 💀

@cartomancycarmen

Ай бұрын

“She said she was a woman, I believed her.” In context: is she female tho?

@arielvega6344

Ай бұрын

​@@cartomancycarmen That's enough hard questions for the today. I thought this would stop after school.

@tomfoolery342

Ай бұрын

When he said that, I had to stop the video because I was laughing too much...

@stateoftheartatlanta

Ай бұрын

@@cartomancycarmen fuck around get canceled talkin like that lmaoooo 😂 crazy

@shabrethajennings7291

25 күн бұрын

​@@tomfoolery342my ribs hurt from laughing so hard when he said that shit 😂😂😂

'You have a darker wife'. That's how you start a conversation.

@51234ad

29 күн бұрын

“Your chocolaty bride” 😂😂😂

@couchprincess698

28 күн бұрын

I’m cr😂

@amalik4273

27 күн бұрын

Caught me way off gaurd

@teresam5199

26 күн бұрын

Ignorant

@Illumirage

26 күн бұрын

@@teresam5199 why? So many hoops to jump through when talking about black people. All these word games and linguistic tricks to justify cancelling white people only...

His mom didn't know BET existed 😂

@user-jg5gt5rg7t

29 күн бұрын

it be like that man😂😂😂

@forposterity4031

28 күн бұрын

She probably flicked through and caught BET when comedy was on and Bruce Bruce was on stage just repeating "Lord have mercy" after a joke and she thought it was a church channel.

@user-jg5gt5rg7t

28 күн бұрын

@@forposterity4031 😂😂😂

@anthonycaruso5527

27 күн бұрын

Imagine if he watched MTV instead. His wife would have been some half-liberal white chick addicted to heroin

@jemroper

27 күн бұрын

😂😂😂​@@forposterity4031

“Chocolatey bride” is an all time phrase

@aforautistic8635

20 күн бұрын

10/10

@Vstoicpzz9

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@dtr989

11 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@iThiink

2 күн бұрын

If my husband calls me his "chocolatey bride" im divircing

“She blocked everything except BET” LMAO

@JadedeaJade

17 күн бұрын

Do you think she regrets that? Hahahahhahahahahah lmao

@Jay-jb2vr

16 күн бұрын

BET isn't black..

@MPR2

15 күн бұрын

😂🤣😆

@1971gift

14 күн бұрын

​@Jay-jb2vr when he was growing up it was.

@SenorEmborracho

13 күн бұрын

Black entertainment television isn't black huh. ​You're one of those 🙊always raging huh 🤣@@Jay-jb2vr

My wife is black. I’m Irish, like I’m from Ireland. Came to the US about 8 years ago. And my god.. I was hit on by black women and the way they treated me and just the aura and charisma was different and I was totally drawn to black women. I married my soul mate!

@johnnyc0811

Ай бұрын

Called jungle fever my boy

@PlantLady9098

Ай бұрын

Congrats, my friend! ❤

@metalchickyboo

Ай бұрын

Easy Bill burr

@es2709

Ай бұрын

Soul mate. I see what you did there.

@kaiman9474

Ай бұрын

​@@johnnyc0811 ew

a darker wife of course Theo Starts the subject like that

@stacyjpoliticscommunityfai359

Ай бұрын

That chocolate is going to age very well

@pepperprovasnik

Ай бұрын

Theo's dad is black.

@TheModernAlchemix

Ай бұрын

No one can build tension of awkwardness like Theo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sakurakou2009

Ай бұрын

He and the why you gae interviewer need to make cross over

@fubarexress6359

Ай бұрын

@@TheModernAlchemix yeah he can't be matched. Matt is one of the FEW people that can talk to him and talk about the most off the wall shit.

The stereotype of black people being more sexual than other races is absurd. I am a middle-aged black woman who grew up in the 70's and I literally played dolls with my best friend, who was Mexican, until I was 14 years old. We were both naive and not the least bit interested in sex.

@aja1108

13 күн бұрын

Exactly. Black women are, in fact, the most prudish when it comes to sex. Lately, they've been brainwashed into acting out of order publicly in an effort to be liberated and own their sexuality. Trying to fulfill the stereotype.

@juned1719

13 күн бұрын

I grew up in the burbs in the early 2000s and the white girls were the ones sleeping around. All the black guys I knew said they dated white girls be because they put out faster and younger.

@Katya_Lastochka

12 күн бұрын

​@juned1719 I grew up in the burbs in the 2000s too. Yeah, the white girls slept with their boyfriends, but black girls literally go on quests to sleep with randos. And I dont think you take population proportion into account.

@jaidaimani4844

11 күн бұрын

completely agree, i’m in my mid20s and my white girl friends are by far more sexually experienced than my Black gfs. most of my Black gfs never had boyfriends or sex until their 20s.

@tamarastone141

11 күн бұрын

I believe it may have to do with demographics...as well as socioeconomic statuses. Is it fair to say middle class, upper middle were NOT affected as much?? That's my belief. The caucasian women were DEFINITELY more sexually active in my environment.

My fiancé Is a beautiful black woman. I'm a German man & she's amazing!! She treats me like a King & she's my Queen.

@sokolsokolowski3411

26 күн бұрын

Austrian painter is rolling in his grave

@ThumpRat

25 күн бұрын

Your kids will not look like you

@cashvilletn2370

25 күн бұрын

@@sokolsokolowski3411🤣🤣🤣

@soulspirationgoddess

24 күн бұрын

Do you tell that to white women who pro-create with black men too or just white men?

@xoxo7132

15 күн бұрын

@@ThumpRatyes he will, because it’s his kids. You know how genetics works?

“She said she was black, I believed her” LMFAO

“At white weddings you can sit in a chair all night and gamble on your phone” 😂😂😂😂

@chriswilbur1356

28 күн бұрын

Bro I went to my boss's wedding, all his old ass relatives were gambling in their phones lmao

@Maynard-il1yj

22 күн бұрын

@@chriswilbur1356hustle never stops!

Asian men and black women are starting to hook up and I’m here for it!

@cristinag9667

15 күн бұрын

Lol not really

@Tee-kc3pn

14 күн бұрын

That's not new......just new to social media......

@jennybrown611

10 күн бұрын

Give me a fine Asian man that’s over 510 and I’m here for it😂

@Paul-hi1qo

7 күн бұрын

Black woman gotta go from the cucumber to the carrot. A lot of pressure there.

@sweettangel9256

3 күн бұрын

​@Tee-kc3pn ya, especially in the West Indies/carribean ( english speaking islands), it's nothing new.

Black woman treat you good 😊

@Illumirage

23 күн бұрын

not in my experience.

@ef3345

16 күн бұрын

They do in my experience

@jennybrown611

10 күн бұрын

@@ef3345🥰

@PurplePadisafy

9 күн бұрын

@@Illumiragewhat is your experience? We aren’t a monolith.

@eboyd2478

3 күн бұрын

@@IllumirageWrong one

Many of us were not more sexually mature. There is a stigma placed on us that we are. I was a virgin up until I was 21. I was heavily involved in church and was afraid of what my parents and God would do to me.

@Tee-kc3pn

14 күн бұрын

I agree.....people are ignorant is all I can chop it up to...

@justinkase1360

9 күн бұрын

You had both parents too? Yup, the exception.

@o.f.m8265

3 күн бұрын

I think black girls were not more sexually mature for sure, but i think a lot of black boys defo were. A lot of them had sexual experiences really young.

@tshepiempopi.11_11

Күн бұрын

Same but I broke mine at 20. Gree up under both parents who are pastors and married for 23 years, plus I'm the only child 😅

😂😂😂 HIGHLY Relating to this as a white man. But I never changed anything and I’ve married to my black wife for 26 years. Me and my wife both grew up in klan country near Pulaski TN. 😂😂😂 That seed was planted in my brain growing up in the late 70’s early 80’s I was in LOVE with little Janet when I was a kid 😂. Just had to keep my mouth shut about how I thought until I got old enough to do what I wanted. But I’ve always been just a country boy with “flavor”as I’ve been told.

@aja1108

13 күн бұрын

That's funny.

As a Black woman, this conversation makes me uncomfortable. It’s good insight (I think)….heck, I don’t know. It’s just all a little weird.

@flourishejimole8354

14 күн бұрын

It's not stop being so triggered

@zerahshemuel5977

12 күн бұрын

Well obviously she said it made Her feel uncomfortable. Relax, it's allowed.

@firewater365

11 күн бұрын

@@flourishejimole8354someone being uncomfortable means that they are triggered? Oh man

@ladyfitness67

10 күн бұрын

If the conversation were between BM would you have felt less “uncomfortable”?

@petttroville5510

10 күн бұрын

Was it the oversexualizing of young BG or talking about us like we are not people, which part made you uncomfortable? What made me uncomfortable is the BW in the comment section applauding this...🤦🏾‍♀️

This conversation clip was funny. Thanks for sharing. As a black woman I'm just relieved a more balanced perspective of what the experience actually is like dating/being married to us. It's already a crazy dating market for us (as well as Asian American men). ✅

I think you guys are brave for having this conversation. Society doesn't approve of black women being love or admired. However this is the first time I'm hearing about black girls and sex. As a teen in school/neighborhood I always heard about the non black girls having more sex and being more experienced than the black girls. I remember black boys were even saying it was easier to get it from them than us.

@HashimWarren

28 күн бұрын

That's the exact stereotype I heard. That white girls were fast and willing to do nasty stuff. Now I know that every group stereotypes other women as sexually loose

@Illumirage

28 күн бұрын

Black women are actually elevated above everyone else. You are privileged. Our society treats white men like dog sh..

@BmoreBetterNOW

27 күн бұрын

@SkyLove80 That’s true for me too. White women/girls were viewed as easy & that was seemingly the only reason young black men were interested in them.

@airilove17

26 күн бұрын

I thought so too. I guess both sides see it that the other is more easier to get. Black men have high stds rates. One of the many reasons I never dated them.

@ricecristi

26 күн бұрын

Same for me, I didn’t have sex until my mid twenties. All the white girls thought taking it up the a** meant you were still a virgin. I thought these girls are crazy. I’m out, I’m good. I want no parts of any of this. Boys scared me (honestly men still do), how in the world are they intimidated by us? How is skin intimidating?

@5:16 and "Black women are coming around" has me on the floor in tears laughing! 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jameslucena1020

3 күн бұрын

Lol, like that just started 🤣

"Pretty much black" means a white woman from Mississippi with a Tupac shirt on"

@ayetam_aye

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂I just screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vincentvega5686

Ай бұрын

or a scottish woman with curly hair

@ARealGopher

Ай бұрын

@ayetam_aye Thank you kindly!!! Please keep the laughs going, it's fuel for our souls! ❤️ Spread the love and laughs my friend, wherever you are!

@josepha.4072

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂Probably named jessica

@lainafields

Ай бұрын

I'm from Mississippi and that shit is funny!

When you're in a healthy relationship it's amazing. And when you're in a relationship with a healthy Black Woman you are taken care of mentally, spiritually and physically. I think if we take the skin color out of the equation and just see that there are different cultures that we can learn from. Then we can evolve a little better. And yes! Theo should be in a healthy ass relationship with a Black Woman. I am so for that!

Im white, wife is black.. We just liked each other and we became a couple. She has told me that she wanted to be a mom and a wife and never felt that was easy dating black men. She and her 2 sisters are all married to white men. We have a nice family.

@user-by2dk9ns8s

26 күн бұрын

this--a lot of BM do not commit to marriage. Many BM prefer to date forever and also to have more than one woman. Many BM want all the benefits of marriage--including kids, access to the woman's finances, etc but do not want to commit. There are also less BM in the marrying demographics--there is an estimated 1.5 million missing BM in the US--most out of circulation for incarceration. Many BW with education, skills and a proper upbringing do not want that type of baby mama relationship or an inmate. They want to get married to a man who wants a family. And most WM want to be married and have a family. WW definitely get married but there is more competition for WW because there is no missing amount of WM. So, if BW and WM expand their dating choices, there are some definite chances for BW/WM couples. If you look at interracial marriages in the US, statistically the ones that last the longest and have the lowest divorce rate are BW/WM. Highest divorce rate is WW/BM.

@Illumirage

26 күн бұрын

​@@user-by2dk9ns8s nah, I'll pass

@teresam5199

26 күн бұрын

Awesome

@Seetiyan

23 күн бұрын

​@@user-by2dk9ns8sMen of all races want more than one woman. That's not unusual. But more black women in the U.S. let black men get away with it more often than other women with their men.

@kingstrong5351

22 күн бұрын

@@user-by2dk9ns8s Na, those are the Black Men You qualified for. There are Plenty of Blk Men that want to get married, the problem is Most Blk Women aren't wife material, which is why they are the least married lol.

Black woman here married 20 years to a gorgeous white guy, this is a very interesting conversation.

@morgan4574

24 күн бұрын

Was he a fixer-upper aesthetically? 😂

@PipsMess

19 күн бұрын

Interesting to say the lease… would love to see his wife response lol

@shogunmason

19 күн бұрын

@@morgan4574what??💀

@muffin1119

17 күн бұрын

Apparently numerous studies have been done on interracial marriages, every single one showed that black women-white dude marriages are the most stable and have the lowest divorce rates by like a lot more than the runner up. I don’t know what that means, but I researched that years ago and always found it interesting. Personally, it always seemed to me that so long as they are respected and treated well by their man, black women are righteous to their men, they don’t allow anyone to disrespect their man and will fuck anyone who does up. I’ve never witnessed that with any other ethnicity.

@homelander2243

16 күн бұрын

@@muffin1119 they talk about this in the full episode. They talk about how black women and Chinese men generally don’t date outside their race giving most of them a severely cut down dating pool, because black men and Chinese women will date outside their race way more.

We all gotta Admit black women are amazing

@Illumirage

Ай бұрын

Nah

@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266

28 күн бұрын

@@Illumirageyou have 100 comments on videos buddy. Nobody cares about your nah. Your a oh hell nah.

@bigdick1267

28 күн бұрын

As long as they don't have BWA...

@unholyshape

28 күн бұрын

hell nah

@teresam5199

26 күн бұрын

Only people who don't measure up deny this

As a Black woman this was one of the cringiest conversations I've seen in a long time. Wow...just....wow.

@Candy004

17 күн бұрын

A lot of laughter about the sexual abuse of minors. Smh

@petttroville5510

10 күн бұрын

Yep yep and yeah

@ashleyharp2681

10 күн бұрын

I thought it was hilarious because it was so raw and pure. Like he didn’t quite know what to say. Chocolatey bride took me tf out.

@GuidedMeditationstoManifest

10 күн бұрын

@@Xas2003xX already very used to it. Lifetime of practice.

@jennybrown611

10 күн бұрын

Not to me. I date white men and the way I talk about them to their face and my friends might be considered a little cringe and races but I promise I’m not.😂😂

Black women are amazing in my opnion. Very caring and loyal.

@joesmith5159

26 күн бұрын

high rate of STDs and you gonna have low IQ baby

@Illumirage

26 күн бұрын

No

@Illumirage

26 күн бұрын

Isn't mcCucker divorced from a black woman? Loyal?

@williamchristie9129

26 күн бұрын

You live in a gated community or something?

@ScoobySnacksYum

13 күн бұрын

@@Illumirage How would you know? Have you dated many or even one? Otherwise, it seems like you're just trolling.

As a black woman I used to be extremely “race loyal” but not anymore. My husband is Mexican/Italian. We have 2 kids. My older sister just married a white man last Aug. And my Best friend is engaged to a Togan/Samoan. A lot of black women are starting to jump ship 😂

@DasInf13

Ай бұрын

Black women have always been the most up front about their intentions with me and I always found that super attractive as a white man. Nothing makes you feel better than being wanted, doesn't matter what race they are.

@ColinTaylor-sj7ti

Ай бұрын

@@DasInf13 for real

@helpis0ntheway

Ай бұрын

You are too funny 🤣😂✌💚

@OpalRuins

Ай бұрын

As a black man, the ladies in your family have good taste 😂

@aliabdelaziz905

Ай бұрын

My wife is also black and I’m Mexican and everyone even my family say our 3 children should be models

Bro's talking like they collecting Pokemon cards 😂

@benburnett8109

Ай бұрын

For realz playa!!!!!! Theo be straight gangsta and totally frontin for the south side crips and the North side Bloodz.

@Jay-jb2vr

16 күн бұрын

Yea racist conversation

@ThePoushal

4 күн бұрын

​@@Jay-jb2vrbrittle spirit

@mmedori14

Күн бұрын

@@ThePoushal you're a racist

Am white man with black wife, is rad

@dieu5041

Ай бұрын

Appreciate you darg

@Illumirage

29 күн бұрын

Virtue signal harder

@chriskramer9311

29 күн бұрын

@@Illumirage its definitonally not virtue signally you fkn dipsh*t

@Illumirage

26 күн бұрын

@@chriskramer9311 No. It is.

@chriskramer9311

26 күн бұрын

@@Illumirage nope, it sure isnt

I'm a black dude but I can't imagine being upset over the skin color of some dudes wife lol. Idk there's so much adoption and interracial relationships in my family, so it just seems normal to me. Our family gatherings look like a color wheel lol

@rubiesofgold7698

28 күн бұрын

That’s awesome.

@Carnage5851

28 күн бұрын

Race isn't skin color you bozo.

@Blissedx

27 күн бұрын

Many black men get irate when they see black women and white men coupled. You're definitely an anomaly.

Nah, when I went off to college, by far the most promiscuous girls were white. They were literally competing with each other for the most sexual encounters, and several of them had already had an abortion. Most of my Black female friends were still virgins. However, that was in the '80s. I guess a lot has changed.

@Illumirage

23 күн бұрын

Anecdotal. Not indicative of any larger trend. And borderline racism.

@tkugsify

19 күн бұрын

Cope

@loriannrichardson7644

19 күн бұрын

@@tkugsify Nope!

@Illumirage

19 күн бұрын

@@loriannrichardson7644 youre a racist

@charmangelz777

16 күн бұрын

same here, and we are younger graduate high school in 2005. we are all virgin.

2:49 first time i've seen Theo spit out his juice laughing lol

@ryanmussell739

Ай бұрын

Geez. I knew it was coming and it is still hilarious.

@pseud420

Ай бұрын

Was a funny moment - I love how he was more apologetic about it than anything else, typical Theo hahaha

@philsadler7087

Ай бұрын

That shit had me laughing hard lol

@philiphall9609

Ай бұрын

Almost had a double spit take. Matt almost lost it wright after that.

@ShugarMeat

Ай бұрын

after the comment and spit “this place just went out of business. We’re good.” Had me 😂😂😂😂

My wife is black, so that beginning part sent me LOL. I grew up with black people as a white guy, and black girls always liked me more than any other race by a long shot. So it just felt natural to me.

@brianmeen2158

28 күн бұрын

And black girls are much more forward(than other groups of women) when they like you ..

@FrankieDee-hc8ji

28 күн бұрын

Thanks for reminding me, when I was young my sister always used to tell people, "Every time we go to a restaurant and there's a black waitress or counter girl, they always give my brother extra food." She was right - I don't know why, I never asked for more(?)

@rleeboston33

27 күн бұрын

I'm white, went to public schools in a major city and there wasn't many of us. All the black chicks crushed on me. A lot of the Spanish girls too.

@TajeniV

27 күн бұрын

@@rleeboston33cause you were an anomoly not cause you were special Y’all really think BW will choose you just cause no y’all dont know the psychology of BW😂 They like men they can control as well as men who are rare cases to see if they can accomplish something with them not cause they genuinely like you You yt will learn the hard way Why you think BW are the least married out of all races & it isnt cause BM arent marrying them😂 Its cause other races see how bad they are too😂

@Illumirage

26 күн бұрын

@@TajeniV you speak for all black women?

"In grade school, I like, dated a Mexican lady."

@samanthaa.6055

Ай бұрын

Hahaha I caught that too haha

@tknows470

Ай бұрын

It was their housekeeper 😂

@arielvega6344

Ай бұрын

The lunch lady

@homealone5087

28 күн бұрын

I was picturing an old chubby Mexican maid.

@MortarIvy

22 күн бұрын

@@arielvega6344I imagined the exact same thing, like, hairnet and all

I love this interview 🤣🤣👏🏾 black wife affected 🤣 or “you dress like a bum they don’t tolerate that” 😭 so dang true

@Illumirage

20 күн бұрын

Not sure you're in any place to be making demands

@indigohelps7715

20 күн бұрын

@@Illumirage i can do what i want :) but my husband is african american and can dress...so i dont have to make any demand 🤣

@jameshill8493

12 күн бұрын

@@Illumiragewhat? What demands? 😂😂

@Illumirage

12 күн бұрын

@@jameshill8493 ohh, i better start dressing nice so i make the cut with all the local black women....

@Illumirage

12 күн бұрын

@@indigohelps7715 sounds low key racist, but okay

As a black woman I was so interested in this conversation but you're talking like we are animals in a zoo I love the comments ....

@Illumirage

10 күн бұрын

Fragility

@DoogieShoogie-pj1id

9 күн бұрын

I was concerned about the portion when he mentioned the impregnated 13 year old girls, without mentioning nor understanding, that that was usually sexual abuse, (r@pe.) And that it is a purposely intended phenomenon, to keep young Brown Women taking care of adult males. This has been a definitive hindrance to the advancement of the race - the outright, but also surreptitious degradation, exploitation, and abuse of Brown Women and Girls.

@ajagoddess4442

9 күн бұрын

@@Illumirage I am a black woman so of course can't be that... God day sir

@Illumirage

9 күн бұрын

@@ajagoddess4442 No, you're being that

@Illumirage

9 күн бұрын

@@ajagoddess4442 I don't get why you keep making your race sound as if that somehow makes you more right, or less wrong.....

Every black girlfriend / friend I've had say were being hit on at Very young ages. Not good

@morgan4574

24 күн бұрын

It's a huge problem that people don't seem to be ready to start dealing with. I don't think it's a coincidence that if some black women experienced creeps and possibly worse, as CHILDREN, that they wouldn't want to have their own children go through that, and subconsciously try to escape that environment by marrying into something different.

@INDIGO.GODDESS_573

22 күн бұрын

@@morgan4574 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

@storyteller6777

21 күн бұрын

@@morgan4574black boys go through the same tho with older women

@Da3Hound

21 күн бұрын

Growing up in the hood my mom always said watch out for Hispanic men because they are "perverted" ironically enough it was only older black men hitting on us 12 year olds. Even coming out of their house when they knew school was out just to talk to kids they were 20 plus years older than. For a while I thought I was fully gay because I was disgusted with dudes, turns out I was just traumatized and associated men with perversion.

@tessy28

20 күн бұрын

Yep I started getting hit on by like 11 or 13 by grown men. Lots of black women have experienced this.

I'm Persian and Arab married to a Kenyan

@aja1108

13 күн бұрын

So you're not really a part of this conversation. These are American issues.

@mahneekaha.nightmare5220

11 күн бұрын

You’re wife isn’t black American hence the conversation. They don’t even identify as”black”. Some come here do, mainly because it’s cool or them not correcting people knowing it’s applied to Americans. You can they speaking as Americans about other Americans.

@paulette..

10 күн бұрын

Abdul forget about the hating comments, wish you the best in your marriage a prosperous one 👏🏾👏🏾🥂

@mahneekaha.nightmare5220

10 күн бұрын

@@paulette.. - No one is hating on him. Nor cares to hate on specifically Kenyan women/African women,that’s not even not a thing.Do you actually know what “hating” means?Clearly not. We are stating the obvious to him.These men are clearly speaking about American black women. Not African women&they are not African nor raised around/majority Africans, IN AMERICA🤣Do you lack common sense?

@paulette..

10 күн бұрын

@@mahneekaha.nightmare5220 obviously it won't be a thing if you're username is "nightmare" 🤣🤣🤣 and the one who lacks common sense is you! Coz you would know there are different types of black... I myself I'm a black American, there is black African (there are countries with different races eg south Africa) black British (could be from the Caribbean or Africa )just to name a few... The difference is the struggle of each one of them ok? And I know the meaning of hating (hate) which is a verb/ noun or adjective and there many synonyms to the word...😉😘 But I'm not here to make anyone learn, I'm here for entertainment 😅 at the end of the day, Abdul married a black woman a Kenyan to be precise... Whether you agree or not the day is going to end... Cheers 🥂 nice to know you exist ☺️ bye 👋🏾

I grew up in Berkeley MO in the '70's and my first kiss was from a black girl, when I was 7... then my Dad moved our family to FL when I turned 10. 😡 I was so mad

@nickc7320

27 күн бұрын

Sorry bro. The one that got away

@sunshinesista9784

17 күн бұрын

I am black woman, and I wonder if the little white boy I shared a first kiss with at 7 feels the same loss. Sam, Seoul Korea 1988 where ya at? 😊

@jennybrown611

10 күн бұрын

Oh you were in the hood 😂

“You like what you like” well said.

@audhumbla6927

Ай бұрын

I like my kids to look like me :)

@aliasSix

Ай бұрын

@@audhumbla6927 make sure you aren’t getting cheated on 😂

@audhumbla6927

Ай бұрын

@@aliasSix well yeah, but im a woman so thats not really related in any way

@audhumbla6927

Ай бұрын

@@aliasSix And thats no argument, like "oh might as well racemix cus you could always get cheated on", lol, tf. Most people stick to their own and are happiest that way. Also I wouldnt wanna be mixed myself, Id hate that. I very much apprechiate being from a small place where my ancestors have lived for atleast 10,000 years. Thats valuable.

@aliasSix

Ай бұрын

@@audhumbla6927 Stop judging people for what they love, you as a woman should know better.

The shaman loves dark chocolate

@hamcheesecola

Ай бұрын

Just a munchin'

@juspete5527

Ай бұрын

Damn bet

@justinsmith4562

Ай бұрын

Fans boys are so sad. G a *

@n1k0n_

Ай бұрын

IYKYK 😳

@user-mr7bx6ee2h

Ай бұрын

Hershey PA special dark

“The Ying and Yang twins” 😂😂 most overlooked punchline.

Black women are amazing

@daniellove162

Ай бұрын

It’s wayyy easier approaching a Black woman if you are a white dude. They aren’t expecting you to make a move so their Gaurd is down. That’s my theory why it was easier for me than white girls.

@MikeD-hn9hf

Ай бұрын

Preach

@Logan_93

Ай бұрын

LMAO

@Blissedx

27 күн бұрын

​@countessofmontecristo3849 omg yes. Black men can be high sexually aggressive. In the inner cities I've seen little black girls as young as 10 getting catcalled at. It's disgusting behavior and teaches us bw to be overly defensive at a young age.

@ricecristi

26 күн бұрын

@@Logan_93found the gaycist guys!

I heard that the most stable marriages are between white men and black women. I don’t know if it’s true for sure, but I recall reading that.

@cortneytucker5761

Ай бұрын

Yup. Black women and white and Asian men are two of the strongest.

@Illumirage

Ай бұрын

​@@cortneytucker5761that's coz there are so few of them

@rebecca4829

29 күн бұрын

It is true

@danielhaddock91

29 күн бұрын

I’ve heard that too. Pretty sure it’s true. I think they said black woman white men marriages have a crazy success rate of like %85 or something like that. Wild when you compare it to the average.

@neilpetersen5287

28 күн бұрын

I’m glad I woke up this morning….i just learned something.

As if the young white girls in lousiana weren’t getting knocked up?? What?

@user-lt1jd1ye3v

Ай бұрын

Covington is a straaaange place … a lot of teenage pregnancies over there

@Blissedx

27 күн бұрын

Exactly. Even the show teen mom is filled with yt chicks so idk what this guy is talking about.

@stevenciajones9446

26 күн бұрын

Facts but girl I just let them talk

@TyWerks

20 күн бұрын

exactly dunno wtf he talking about

@theconcealedmistress

19 күн бұрын

WG are way more advanced than BG

I’m not from the US and have never been but why is the stereotype that black woman are intimidating there, it has travelled to outside the US and effects us everywhere too. And quite frankly it is upsetting cause of course I don’t want to be seen as intimidating for no reason at all apart from my skin colour

@ScoobySnacksYum

13 күн бұрын

It's just one of the many dehumanizing stereotypes created to demean Black folks. Intimidating derives from the angry black person stereotype because if someone stands up for herself, she must be overly angry. American media push this stereotype along with the strong black woman or sexually precocious black girl crap. Horrifically, the result of these stereotypes is that pregnant Black women are often ignored by medical professionals when they try to voice concerns. This results in high mortality rates for pregnant Black women.

@ShyiaRobinson

13 күн бұрын

Yeah, I feel you girl! I’m a black American but I’m literally one of the kindest ppl you’ll meet. Always gave everyone a fair chance. Sucks that some ppl are too caught up in the stereotypes to see true beauty.❤ but I also have been a little more assertive lately and I hit on men if I find them attractive. Lol Men literally never forget a compliment they were given. 😊

@mahneekaha.nightmare5220

11 күн бұрын

How are you being effected as if you live in America to be effected?That make no sense. You’re not as effected as we are. Why does your country indulge in foreign affairs&media(not reality)as much as you do? That’s America’s fault.You’re situation make no sense.I’ve even heard foreigners trying to blame America for shyt no one forced them/into their country but their own people/countries and they asked/allowed it. The only ones really effective would be black Americans& that’s all we need to be concerned about.

@Kallah_DaughterOfYAHUAH

5 күн бұрын

Yep racism is weird!

@purpleblueblackify

15 сағат бұрын

You will be fine. I promise you. 😂

what kind of black people do they know? Every black girl I knew growing up were never out of church long enough to have sex, much less sex at 10

@ColinTaylor-sj7ti

Ай бұрын

for real, especially up here in Canada, every black girl has strict catholic parents, most of em are virgins until their 20s

@DariusBlue-sx3fm

Ай бұрын

Church girls are the most dtf

@ronaldcervantes1959

Ай бұрын

In the east and south it’s buck wild

@LeMerch

Ай бұрын

@@ColinTaylor-sj7tithey aren’t talking about Canadians are they 😂 they are talking about Americans form the Deep South in very poor areas.. whites and blacks did this sorta stuff. It’s more about how growing up in some areas shapes you as a black or white person.. not just cuz they are black. Lots of black folk don’t relate to that cuz it’s not their culture down there

@falcr9995

Ай бұрын

that's precisely why they're so religious. the sexual urge is stronger

"Pretty much" black? Sounds like he didn't actually believe her after all. 😆

@aja1108

13 күн бұрын

This is the story of my life. Ppl questioning me and I have two black parents. Smh!!!

@mahneekaha.nightmare5220

11 күн бұрын

@@aja1108- Are they really? Or are u multigenerational mulattos&have significant mixing in your recent bloodline or family? Your family Marry&bred based on that&colorism yet still claim”black”?Black American people don’t just magically look like every damn race. If we’re questioning you that’s because we know what’s more common and what isn’t, what certain people look like based on x,y&z to us as black Americans.If non blacks are, that’s a little different😂Being light skin doesn’t equate to looking mulatto/biracial& don’t look the same nor is it the same!Which are you, be honest?😂

@mahneekaha.nightmare5220

11 күн бұрын

@@aja1108- Now, is that a picture of YOU as a baby or your child? If it😢you’re child, you’re 50% or more, non black. I hate when people pretend to be confused about things that aren’t confusing!

Bro did Theo just say “chocolatey bride” 🤣🪦🪦🪦

@cartomancycarmen

Ай бұрын

>Mayo bride

@user-lt1jd1ye3v

Ай бұрын

Hey! Both chocolate and mayo brides can be good. 😢 although I’m more of a caramel myself

@deeznutz8320

29 күн бұрын

​@@cartomancycarmenVery true

@yanistraian

29 күн бұрын

​@@cartomancycarmenlight girls are beautiful, and since when does color matter when it comes to being a good wife

@Shannon-vv6rr

27 күн бұрын

​​​@@cartomancycarmenyeah we get it you're a racist. You're not superior to anyone because of your skin colour, sis. Thank god you get a pass or else you'd deserve the same courtesy you give out of being racist back to you. With that attitude, black or white or Asian, you're giving red flags for a man with all that hate in your heart. Wife material is not putting down other women to feel mentally superior because your personality is hateful and resentful. Remember that ❤

Theo seems like one of those dudes who struggles with their racism in this clip lol

Black women and Asian men are the most unpopular on dating apps. It's not that they won't date outside their race. I remember hitting the US and every Yank dude white or black thinking us Aussies were crazy asking where all the Black chicks were at.We also liked that Southern accent

@Steve-ev6vx

Ай бұрын

Women assume Asian guys have small packages and black women have bad attitudes. Pretty much sums it up.

@aquarius-woman5364

Ай бұрын

Black men are at the bottom with black women. It's only black women who prefer black men other women on dating apps prefer their own men. Black men don't like black women though.

@user-lt1jd1ye3v

Ай бұрын

Well those dudes are dumb asking you that and also black women might be more exclusive but sadly yeah Asian men have a hard time on dating apps cause other race women just aren’t as attracted. I will never understand why Asian women want white dudes so much and ignore men of their own race.. I will literally never understand

@kayanurshiya3778

29 күн бұрын

Nah that’s some BS that white men came up with . Now that they don’t have access to black women’s bodies. Funny how white men say black women are unattractive now they can’t own their bodies . But back in the slavery they were ‘ sleeping ‘ with them all of the time. Black women don’t date white men because of what happened in the past . And they’re very race royal . But nice try though .

@Illumirage

29 күн бұрын

​@@kayanurshiya3778wow, you're incredibly racist...

His wife is gorgeous!!!

@Logan_93

Ай бұрын

Lmfao. Okay bud

@Illumirage

Ай бұрын

@@Logan_93 lol

@Blissedx

27 күн бұрын

​@@Logan_93 you're a sad man.

@ThumpRat

25 күн бұрын

lol

6:23 "They got beautiful nails too" wtf 😄

"pretty much" is wild

It’s sad but on that part THEO is on point and pretty much summed up the “After Black Baby Daddy Effect”. Not just for Black women however, but almost every woman.

‘I got that John Stockton” 😂

Bill Burr has a really great marriage.

@Illumirage

Ай бұрын

🤮

@vincenthammons-kd9du

28 күн бұрын

nah that woman has destroyed his humor

@LiterallyTho

26 күн бұрын

@@vincenthammons-kd9du😂🤡. No she hasn’t. He’s the comedian not her.

@Illumirage

26 күн бұрын

@@LiterallyTho she writes his woke comedy now

@mmedori14

Күн бұрын

@@Illumirage like ur mama's 🐱

darker wife brighter life

@Illumirage

Ай бұрын

OK Racist.

@yanistraian

29 күн бұрын

Good wife, color dosen t matter

@Illumirage

29 күн бұрын

​@@yanistraianyes it does

@soulspirationgoddess

24 күн бұрын

@Illumirage you’re under every comment. You need to breathe. It’s going to be ok.

@MPR2

15 күн бұрын

💖💖💖

“THATS IN-TER-ES-TING DUUUDE “

The yin and yang twins was such a fucking great joke. Man, Theo is a monster

@awakenow7147

28 күн бұрын

Yeah. Underrated

I wonder how much your preference is dependent on who shows you attention at a young age.

@DogmenHardcastle

Ай бұрын

I think just generally when you start getting boners, between like 11 and 14, what you are being exposed to and what is triggering those boners, that basically sets you up for life.

@PepsiFuture

Ай бұрын

I’ve heard your favorite music is the genre you listened to at like 9-13. I’m actually high and might’ve made that up, completely lost the memory now

@ms.bubs4fun506

Ай бұрын

@@PepsiFuture you might be right. My man is white and love a lot of white make fingers from Kenny Loggins yo Justin Timberlake b

@Thisisbrobe

29 күн бұрын

Makes sense

@WinkLinkletter

28 күн бұрын

​​@@PepsiFutureThere is a certain time in your youth and development when music makes a lifelong impression that will have you loving what you loved from that era forever. You will move on and grow your tastes, maybe, probably, not listen to that early music much anymore, but you will always have a special appreciation for your favorite heavy metal (rock on) or bubble gum pop or hip hop or whatever. It is an actual thing I've read, and forgotten, stats for, but I really love that that is true. Cheers!

This is kinda cringy, but Dude seems like a pretty nice guy, so no shade to homie. Just….a bit outta touch.

@akeyajohnson4125

27 күн бұрын

This was most definitely cringy as hell 😂 ugh finally someone said it lol.

@atlas30577

27 күн бұрын

@@akeyajohnson4125 it’s funny watching people tip-toe talking about their desire to date black women. You can hear the utter fear in their voices and that just adds to it. Not to mention their reasons are about as deep as a puddle in an Arizona Summer.

@Illumirage

26 күн бұрын

@@atlas30577 well, that's the racial climate we live in currently. Obama caused a lot of this mess where white people have to walk on egg shells in any talk about race because the cancellation (for us only) is real.

@LiverPools-ib5fv

18 күн бұрын

Im white. But not American. Completely agree. White American men are beta males.

@comments8742

17 күн бұрын

It's Theo mostly. His comments are SO cringe.

The most succesful marriages of ANY racial demographic is black women and white men. I think that's awesome. Both are strong and don't need to compete against each other. Kinda like Rick Grimes and Michonne from The Walking Dead. Lol. Just two badasses complementing each other and enjoying their differences.

@pedrojiminez3404

7 күн бұрын

This is patently false. Why do you feel the need to spread disinformation?

Damn I didn’t know he had a black wife and children. Respect 🫡 🤜🏿🤛

@purplelove3666

27 күн бұрын

His children are not black,does he look like a black man?

@mahneekaha.nightmare5220

11 күн бұрын

What?Wow, it doesn’t take much to impress ya’ll does it😂

@jetlife2thenextlife371

11 күн бұрын

@@mahneekaha.nightmare5220 why does it matter to u what impresses “us”? 😂

@mahneekaha.nightmare5220

11 күн бұрын

@@jetlife2thenextlife371 - It doesn’t take much to impress you either!🤣

@mahneekaha.nightmare5220

11 күн бұрын

@@jetlife2thenextlife371 - Now he’s invited to the BBQ to, huh? Well, if you’re standards are that low and you’re proud of it than that makes so much sense! But Carry on tho.

“In grade school I dated a Mexican lady” huh

He said in grade school he dated a Mexican “lady”? Was it the school lunch lady? His parents’ housekeeper? 😆

Black women are dope 😎

Appreciate your authenticity, keep being real

@Dime_time333

Ай бұрын

Okay sloot

@turbanatorify

13 күн бұрын

@@Dime_time333 bro just say your mom didn’t love you it’s easier

Matt looks like Dustin Poirier if he decided to be a PE teacher.

@breazybear

Ай бұрын

He ain’t ever gonna stop

@M3TaGh0sStT

Ай бұрын

Gonna be Frank this might be his best interview ever. He had a lot riding on this. He just came from room 217 at the laquinta inn selling Xanax and snickers bars.

I laughed so hard my dudes. Thank you

Matt was checking out B.E.T. uncut while everyone was asleep. I bet that Tip Drill video changed his life forever lol

0:50 Theo threw an alley-oop 😂 knew exact what Matt was gonna say

@JasonW1220

Ай бұрын

Yea that was smoooooooth

5:30 When you've listened to Theo for so many years, you can occasionally see the exact connection he's making in his mind before he says it

@yoboy6319

Ай бұрын

You see the stupid lie before he says it is what you're saying

These two are gold together dude 😅

@SoberJokR

Ай бұрын

Nice pic

Thank you for giving us black wives the credit we deserve. So many people believe we cant be wives AT ALL, much less good ones. I am grateful for this trending topic and this honest conversation

I’m actually glad to see this conversation. Enlightening. This is how we learn about each other!

My white home girl brother was the same way. She dated a black dude and he kept asking him to wrestle and intimidate him. The dude left and he let it out why you dated a black guy and was saying that it wasn’t right

@Tee-kc3pn

14 күн бұрын

Girl what are you trying to say???😂

@LordDirus007

14 күн бұрын

Damn you are pretty 😍

@LordDirus007

14 күн бұрын

You are gorgeous

Black women / White men is the most successful pairing in marriage; they are 44 percent less likely to get divorce. This pairing is even more successful than WW/WM marriages and AW/WM and BM/WW pairing.

@Illumirage

17 күн бұрын

Gross

Great convo!

Lmao the Rooster Teeth Reference… “it’s okay they just went out of Business”

Growing up in Buffalo, you grew up in a very diverse community... White blacks Hispanics Arabs some Asian... I love all women, but like Matt said, black women were never afraid to show they were interested and that's sexy in itself

I’m an American-Italian man 29. I find Black Woman absolutely beautiful. (And honestly pretty much all women) however, miss me with feminazis. I can take a little banter, broaden my horizons and patriarchal tendencies, but damn.

matt's looking good .. gang 😂

@justinsmith4562

Ай бұрын

Looking chubby

@albertoacosta6788

Ай бұрын

He’s looking a politician now ngl

@lunalove2259

Ай бұрын

Like a real DAWG. The Shaman.

@Illumirage

29 күн бұрын

@@albertoacosta6788 do you say that because he hates white people too like most American politicians?

Black people, in touch with grandparents, were taught, as their grandparents had been taught, that you must always be presentable in public. You can look across the country today and tell which 30-year-olds had their grandparents in their lives.

Bro! Im ecuadorian and my ex was white and her older brithers were d1 wrestlers and whenever we would have them over to drink and chill theyd end up trynna wrestle me and shit lmfaooo

@hootmx198

Ай бұрын

Lol wrestlers gotta stop trying to wrestle people outside of the gym. I wrestled in highschool and my buddies on the team were always doing that shit.

@Logan_93

Ай бұрын

Stick to your own.

@hootmx198

Ай бұрын

@@Logan_93 white trash moment

@Illumirage

29 күн бұрын

@@hootmx198

Loved this episode

bro laughed so hard i choked on air AIR!!! the thing i breath regularly lol

Loved this conversation! 😂

Lmao bro I died at the thumbnail 😂

@helpis0ntheway

Ай бұрын

Isn't that guy a YTer? I swear he looks like Daze of Jordan lol

@SeksiChaps

Ай бұрын

Yt algorithm led me to this video with stand ups. What’s the thumbnail bout?

@GunsOotNunsOot

Ай бұрын

@@helpis0nthewaylooks like Andrew Santino

Damn thats like the quickest clip from a episode that was just posted

No doubt it was the Juvenile - Back That Azz Up video that did it for me.. I’ve said this for years.

I lost it at “the ying and yang twins”

Lads I have a theory. Irish were persecuted by the English similar to the Africans. Irish lived in ghettos and weren’t allowed in bars similar to the blacks in early USA. I am just so surprised how common it is. I am an Irish man and black women and I just mesh the best. 🤷‍♂️

@Demthorshie

12 күн бұрын

I'm a BW and I'd always vibed really well with Irish guys coming up. I think we have a lot more in common than people are willing to acknowledge.

@ewarrior9776

10 күн бұрын

The Irish had it bad but they were never forcibly segregated..The bars were either Catholic or Protestant, not over nationality. They were colonized and became second citizens in their own land. The kinship goes back to the potato famine when Black.families donated to Irish famine funds. The Troubles and the later part of the civil rights movement heppened.at the same time, so more solidarity was built. When the Irish came to this country.and became white that kinship never happened on this side of the Atlantic.

@jennybrown611

10 күн бұрын

just give me a tall, Irish ginger man and I’ll be happy😂

You two guys are entertaining as all hell

@Illumirage

Ай бұрын

If you're an anti white racist maybe

This podcast was Shrek 1

This is the wildest combination of personalities I’ve ever seen

Only Theo would have holes in the table to set your drink. Gang

Wait a minute I like how he just threw out TJ millers name Without being sure 😂

Love both these dudes ......funny asf

1:12 This guy!!! Lol lol... "Yeah...There was like more in the muscle or sumptin" 😭😭😭