Matt McCusker Opens Up About His Former Life of Crime

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  • @marshallwilson3668
    @marshallwilson3668Ай бұрын

    “No, because they were my enemies” sounds like the Viking shaman 🤣🤣

  • @johnshaw4137

    @johnshaw4137

    Ай бұрын

    432HZ

  • @rare5960

    @rare5960

    Ай бұрын

    he was being DEAD serious. His face when he said it actually made me laugh.

  • @JoeMACofNAC

    @JoeMACofNAC

    13 күн бұрын

    I fucking love Matt 😂

  • @juice2620
    @juice2620Ай бұрын

    "even if I'm a thief dude that doesn't mean you should be gay" - This podcast has some banger jokes.

  • @OfficialElljay

    @OfficialElljay

    Ай бұрын

    just be glad he’s not a gay thief. cause that ass would get taken 🤣😭

  • @tq6892

    @tq6892

    Ай бұрын

    Two wrongs don’t make a right - McCusker

  • @taviantownsend5192
    @taviantownsend519223 күн бұрын

    Matt is the perfect bro friend. Everyone deserves a friend like Matt

  • @allenjanvalie
    @allenjanvalieАй бұрын

    the level of darkarts theo has when he was the one who stole the underwear and proceeds to call the other person gay for wanting their OWN underwear back 🤣🤣

  • @PepsiFuture

    @PepsiFuture

    Ай бұрын

    Perfect example of the dark arts

  • @DSToNe19and83

    @DSToNe19and83

    Ай бұрын

    Haha, I’m saying! Only shit Theo would do..

  • @kaymillerfromTX
    @kaymillerfromTXАй бұрын

    “I think he was gay” he said after taking his bros underwear lmao 😂 Theo is too funny.

  • @daveyreed
    @daveyreedАй бұрын

    I haven't cried laughing to a podcast in a hot minute.

  • @dustinmurphy82able
    @dustinmurphy82ableАй бұрын

    20-30k 😂

  • @Jose-wf6po
    @Jose-wf6poАй бұрын

    Matt kleptomania is still running rampant, he keeps stealing the air out of my lungs from prolonged laughter!

  • @Okillydokilly69

    @Okillydokilly69

    Ай бұрын

    You rule .

  • @ZT5513

    @ZT5513

    6 күн бұрын

    simp

  • @CARBINEZzZzZ
    @CARBINEZzZzZАй бұрын

    A one-man pizza operation where you get the call, make the pizza, then lock the doors and go deliver it is such a fuckin funny bit lol

  • @dylanstack8710
    @dylanstack8710Ай бұрын

    The Viking is not a thief. He is a vigilante. "$500 back then was 20-30 grand" sent me.

  • @chrisdoe3642
    @chrisdoe3642Ай бұрын

    Matt and Shane don't make me feel so alone

  • @dominicdragoni4215

    @dominicdragoni4215

    Ай бұрын

    damn my brother get a dog or sum they good company

  • @somarvitor
    @somarvitorАй бұрын

    Barely scratched the surface of Matt's criminal past. Needs to go back on n talk about selling drugs n cheating self checkouts.

  • @DesiS16

    @DesiS16

    Ай бұрын

    That’s what I laughed at

  • @spencerbrown2933

    @spencerbrown2933

    Ай бұрын

    I thought "N Talk" was the name of a podcast and I was like damn dude.

  • @Stacey_-bf2mb
    @Stacey_-bf2mbАй бұрын

    He hit Theo with a HARD Springsteen there at the end

  • @AB-fw6qp
    @AB-fw6qpАй бұрын

    These two have good podcast chemistry 😂

  • @yoboy6319

    @yoboy6319

    Ай бұрын

    Podcasts used to be fun, now it's the same hacks just repeating stories and blowing each other. This is at least OK

  • @eastonstafford8315

    @eastonstafford8315

    Ай бұрын

    @@yoboy6319you’re a real bummer

  • @yoboy6319

    @yoboy6319

    Ай бұрын

    @@eastonstafford8315 sorry I can't listen to these dudes say the same stuff over and over.

  • @eastonstafford8315

    @eastonstafford8315

    Ай бұрын

    @@yoboy6319 yo you don’t have to watch the same episode over and over they come out with new ones like all the time

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83Ай бұрын

    “I stole my buddies underwear” Sounds like something Theo would say..

  • @littlejackalo5326

    @littlejackalo5326

    Ай бұрын

    He definitely felt another man's warmth.

  • @DSToNe19and83

    @DSToNe19and83

    Ай бұрын

    @@littlejackalo5326 warm silky ass nuts warmth… I suppose

  • @Mark-sd7fc
    @Mark-sd7fcАй бұрын

    My man bought this table as a school auction

  • @dominicfox4147
    @dominicfox41474 сағат бұрын

    Matt McCuscker looks like Jimmy Kimmel after chemo therapy.

  • @nicholasdhall
    @nicholasdhallАй бұрын

    This man really has done every single job you could possibly try 😂

  • @AG9271-gt7ck
    @AG9271-gt7ckАй бұрын

    Two wrongs don’t make a right is such a good line.

  • @samstancea3613

    @samstancea3613

    Ай бұрын

    Is it really that good lol?

  • @gunncab4760

    @gunncab4760

    Ай бұрын

    Tf? It’s a common saying. It’s Not a good or unique line anymore than “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”

  • @chadchadchadchadchad

    @chadchadchadchadchad

    Ай бұрын

    Three lefts (90 degrees) make a right.

  • @HughJanus-ey6cs

    @HughJanus-ey6cs

    Ай бұрын

    How old are you that that saying is revolutionary

  • @PepsiFuture

    @PepsiFuture

    Ай бұрын

    @@chadchadchadchadchadnobody said anything about left or 3. Don’t force an unfunny joke where it doesn’t work. Also, no it doesn’t. Every left makes a … left. It would only be a right from the perspective of someone who is in the original position, not to the person turning. Stupid, very stupid

  • @gregorio87
    @gregorio87Ай бұрын

    "somebody said Jesus only worked like 30 hours a week", lol. That sounds like a reasonable amount of time to do carpentry or spread the word. He was just chillin with wine and prostitutes the rest of the time. Can't blame the dude

  • @brookej.5888
    @brookej.5888Ай бұрын

    "If you even did it." 👀

  • @levijamesvstheworld
    @levijamesvstheworldАй бұрын

    Theo makes up the craziest shit lmao. Sometimes u can see him trying to think of it in his head on the spot

  • @ryanlemley4866
    @ryanlemley4866Ай бұрын

    This shit is crazy. Matt just described my life and Shane grew up in Mechanicsburg where i lived for several years. I missed the boat man.

  • @HighlyRegardted

    @HighlyRegardted

    Ай бұрын

    Yea dude you def coulda been a famous comedian wtf were u even doin the last few yrs

  • @aliasSix
    @aliasSixАй бұрын

    Same timing a pizza for payment is wild 😂 🍕

  • @Humblemumble7

    @Humblemumble7

    Ай бұрын

    What tf is "same timing" a pizza?

  • @Matt-uj9wl

    @Matt-uj9wl

    Ай бұрын

    @@Humblemumble7 not handing the goods over until the money is in your hand "at the same time"

  • @Humblemumble7

    @Humblemumble7

    Ай бұрын

    @Matt-uj9wl Oh yeah, of course! Lol Thank you, man. For some reason, in the context of pizza, that shit didn't compute.

  • @ETAisNOW

    @ETAisNOW

    Ай бұрын

    @@Humblemumble7I’ve only ever heard “same time” during an exchange, it being used as a verb is weird.

  • @goofballbiscuits3647

    @goofballbiscuits3647

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@ETAisNOW It's a gerund.

  • @phil8528
    @phil852815 күн бұрын

    Man I relate to Matt on this. I gamble for a living so have a lot of spare time. So I just go to stores that I know overcharge for their products and shoplift there, literally just to pass time and it’s genuinely fun. I’d never shoplift from a small business or anything like that. Just large expensive places.

  • @snowfrosty1

    @snowfrosty1

    9 күн бұрын

    Shoplifting from big (usually overpriced/expensive) corporations can be kinda fun(thrilling?) as a preteen-HS teen. Yet try to stop this while you can homie. It’s not really a good schtick inherently tbh, definitely not something you wanna continue with heavily past the 18-22 “college aged” stage of your life. Try to keep it to like candy bars & small items if you must.

  • @s_dolla1341
    @s_dolla1341Ай бұрын

    Boxer shorts is crazy 😆

  • @ri5clipsrl664
    @ri5clipsrl664Ай бұрын

    “40hrs a week is part-time”- I felt that….

  • @nuckels188

    @nuckels188

    Ай бұрын

    I get all my work done in 10 hours and play on my phone for 30 😢

  • @jsmithsemper4848
    @jsmithsemper4848Ай бұрын

    This whole thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @indigowendigo8464
    @indigowendigo8464Ай бұрын

    I delivered pizza in college and never realized I was a badass

  • @gp5078
    @gp5078Ай бұрын

    Somebody said jesus only worked 30hrs a week 😂 too good man

  • @spaceghost3941
    @spaceghost3941Ай бұрын

    432Hz gang for Lyfe

  • @JayWilkins-zh7fx
    @JayWilkins-zh7fxАй бұрын

    They were my enemies for real. What was the shop? Oh it was a ice cream store. Lmao wut

  • @antonioavella9905
    @antonioavella9905Ай бұрын

    Two wrongs don't make a right lmfao

  • @ervxpi4728
    @ervxpi4728Ай бұрын

    Theo is well arguably the GOAT

  • @frankmurphy5
    @frankmurphy5Ай бұрын

    This studio should ditch that table and do all pods just laying on that plush ass carpet 😂

  • @stephenb2276
    @stephenb2276Ай бұрын

    40hrs in construction considered part time is a joke. Huuur, duuurr, youre not a real man if youre not doing 80 a week

  • @BigNoseTony

    @BigNoseTony

    Ай бұрын

    The average construction is 50-60hrs. Figure you get overtime a few hours each day. Unless you're on a long controlled job.

  • @littlejackalo5326

    @littlejackalo5326

    Ай бұрын

    Your beta Bernal is rearing its ugly head again. It's a real mystery to you why you're bullied. "wAaAaAa. wHy aM i sO bRoKe, aNd WhY aRe aLL tHe oThEr gUyS BuLLyiNg mE? wAaAaAa." Beeeeeta.

  • @smokeyblunty4263
    @smokeyblunty4263Ай бұрын

    McCusker interrogation

  • @justinbrazel1925
    @justinbrazel1925Ай бұрын

    Spiders make silk in Louisiana?

  • @frankfurt1063
    @frankfurt1063Ай бұрын

    theo just wanted to stunt on rogan with that table

  • @kurtman8954
    @kurtman8954Ай бұрын

    Why is the table so big?

  • @paulwilliams6415
    @paulwilliams6415Ай бұрын

    Is that carrot top. 2:33

  • @ErmiasTenkir
    @ErmiasTenkirАй бұрын

    Theo, i watch ur videos and i love what u do. Man Please help me get out of this bad situation i am in

  • @notagiantseaslug5523

    @notagiantseaslug5523

    Ай бұрын

    Theo helps those who help themselves.

  • @Heopful

    @Heopful

    Ай бұрын

    Theo pays his openers $100 lol he ain't helping anyone.

  • @yellowman6866
    @yellowman6866Ай бұрын

    I am convinced this is how Theo answers every follow up question. "Somebody said Jesus only worked 30 hours a week" -Who said that? "Huh?"

  • @BL_762
    @BL_762Ай бұрын

    Matt should rock a bowl cut or a Edgar cut

  • @PRICEX

    @PRICEX

    Ай бұрын

    Bowl cut would go hard

  • @austinhowell3463
    @austinhowell3463Ай бұрын

    Little less than 850$ today for 500 in 2003 when Matt was 17

  • @brandonopolis
    @brandonopolisАй бұрын

    Working at Taco Bell in high school, my friend memorized all the combo prices after tax, so if someone came in and ordered a single combo meal, he had a technique to pocket the money without throwing off the register. Personally, I was too scared to steal money, but I ate like a king every shift :)

  • @hova5025

    @hova5025

    Ай бұрын

    All the free......Diarrhea, King!!!!

  • @ETAisNOW

    @ETAisNOW

    Ай бұрын

    It’s interesting how people justify stealing something worth money easier than stealing the actual money

  • @chrishitchcock7977

    @chrishitchcock7977

    Ай бұрын

    Don’t listen to these weebs, take this and pile drive it into your heart :”hell yeah”

  • @ETAisNOW

    @ETAisNOW

    Ай бұрын

    @@chrishitchcock7977 what are you even talking about right now?

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia24 күн бұрын

    Just an m'goodboy trying to make money for his chicken tendies and special sauce.

  • @rfs81
    @rfs81Ай бұрын

    This dude makes the Carny look like a Saint

  • @Peter-zg3em
    @Peter-zg3emАй бұрын

    i'm so glad these two hit it off. shane's instantly funny, cusker takes a few episodes until you realize what makes him tick and his purity. he and theo have so many things in common even if they do have a very different delivery. they're humble guys, they're willing to grow. most comedians have the swagger of shane, the coolest guy in the room with an immediate appeal to most. these two are quietly the coolest dudes in the room and it might take a bit until you realize that.

  • @ML-kx9gz
    @ML-kx9gzАй бұрын

    lol @ scoop nuts

  • @mike2312p
    @mike2312pАй бұрын

    Im trying to think what mall matt would of worked at??? I dont think concord mall had a brewsters so my guess would be granite run mall. Plymouth and k of p would of been a far commute.

  • @tarawhite986

    @tarawhite986

    Ай бұрын

    @mike2312p Would it be the old Galleria Mall that used to be right in Center City?

  • @mike2312p

    @mike2312p

    Ай бұрын

    @@tarawhite986 with the movie theater? I didn't think about that

  • @mattlitzenberg9623

    @mattlitzenberg9623

    Ай бұрын

    I know what Brysters he workers at. There is a Brysters like 10 minutes from the concord mall by the Kohl Library and the Laspadas Hoagies. There is a high chance that the Shaman served me ice cream as a child

  • @danthomas3112
    @danthomas3112Ай бұрын

    I worked on a turnpkie collecting tolls after high school partime time during college damn we stole so much money

  • @dakotatotten5355
    @dakotatotten5355Ай бұрын

    We had a 3 shirts for price of 2 on all our stuff . So you pay for 2 shirts get one free or pay for 2 pants get one free and I would hit that button and never tell the customer and after my shift pick out like 3-4 shirts / pants and take them home . I got a whole new wardrobe in like 2 weeks . I could wear a new shirt with out doubling it for weeks . I was a asshole but my manager was the one that told me about it . I still feel bad about it hahaha 😂 sorry Steve and Barry’s

  • @Michael-jr5ie
    @Michael-jr5ieАй бұрын

    “ how far do you think Hitler commuted to get to the holocaust?”

  • @waynecampbell8531
    @waynecampbell8531Ай бұрын

    I used to take in donations at a (for profit) thrift store and stole stuff every single day. It was exhilarating.

  • @goofballbiscuits3647

    @goofballbiscuits3647

    Ай бұрын

    Nice

  • @mamterilleq
    @mamterilleqАй бұрын

    Real enemies bahaha

  • @kornflakes420
    @kornflakes420Ай бұрын

    Ha. Jesus' 30hr work week. "Sorry, I'm off the clock."

  • @hen8950
    @hen8950Ай бұрын

    Mccusker is super likable. I bet he’s a good man.

  • @CharlieL292
    @CharlieL292Ай бұрын

    Jesus only worked 30 hours a week? 😂

  • @Dontzzzzz
    @Dontzzzzz3 күн бұрын

    Everyone please tell em your story of what you stole from your work below 👇

  • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
    @JimNortonsAlcoholismАй бұрын

    Nice bot comments

  • @notagiantseaslug5523

    @notagiantseaslug5523

    Ай бұрын

    I’ve seen you comment before and I’m so curious about your username. You’ve obviously had it forever, and quite possibly could you be Jim Norton? Or what the fuck? And also what the fuck is up withthese bot comments? Is that something you can pay for as a channel? Help me, Jim Norton, you are my only hope.

  • @PeterBulka-nf3rn

    @PeterBulka-nf3rn

    Ай бұрын

    Crazy same pics and all joined a few hours ago.. like what’s the point??

  • @crryder44
    @crryder44Ай бұрын

    "If you work 40s ur part time"💯

  • @skibbydweez2647
    @skibbydweez2647Ай бұрын

    Former life of crime Proceeds to rob Nickles quarters from sweet shop

  • @benmeadows391
    @benmeadows391Ай бұрын

    The owners came in that day cus they knew he was stealing I guarantee it

  • @Waawaaweewaa_

    @Waawaaweewaa_

    Ай бұрын

    Owners came in before he started stealing you complete moron 😂😂😂

  • @Initial__B
    @Initial__BАй бұрын

    baby cone baby cone baby cone

  • @johnnybradsher7021
    @johnnybradsher7021Ай бұрын

    bro this is not his criminal past

  • @John-mf1sz
    @John-mf1szАй бұрын

    Holy hell. Ive never, up into this point in my life met anyone that I could relate to as much as McCusker. Grade A++ 👍🏼 I had a very similar scheme going on with out of state truckers; especially when our cameras literally did not work for months on end. I’ll say the same for thing now that I said then; prove it. Especially when these audits are only done once a quarter. Come on, now…You may as well be asking for it at that point. And to be clear, this was a large chain not some Mom and Pop place. I’d never do that if that were the case. Corporate can more than take the hit, though.

  • @trentnoble10
    @trentnoble10Ай бұрын

    In high school, before we were 18 we stole the FUCK outta CCC's from WalJart & any store that carried Cough & Cold Coricidin. I tripped balls on cough meds from like 16-22 nonstop! Lmfao I never get colds, still to this day! I think all those CCCs supercharged my sickness defense systems!

  • @rdel2007

    @rdel2007

    Ай бұрын

    I think it probably had the opposite effect lol

  • @goofballbiscuits3647

    @goofballbiscuits3647

    Ай бұрын

    It broke you and made you blind to your own downfall 🎉

  • @ambientbluntsmoke
    @ambientbluntsmokeАй бұрын

    matt is so dope

  • @yankquinn9992
    @yankquinn9992Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @user-uo7xi3fh6y
    @user-uo7xi3fh6yАй бұрын

    I owe the Restaraunt I managed a good $5k at least. Too easy to steal cash when you’re the manager and can do mental math/write down the amounts

  • @guineveremoonmist1060
    @guineveremoonmist1060Ай бұрын

    Stealing was so fun as a teen God forgive me lol

  • @waynecampbell8531
    @waynecampbell8531Ай бұрын

    I used to take in donations at a (for profit) thrift store and stole shit every single day. It was exhilarating.

  • @jessetree13
    @jessetree13Ай бұрын

    Now I wanna know how many hours Jesus worked for real

  • @jessesshow1
    @jessesshow1Ай бұрын

    This is the first Theo interview I can actually sit and watch

  • @jimirsayssponsor5844

    @jimirsayssponsor5844

    Ай бұрын

    Agreed I like Theo but sometimes he tries too hard to be random and say some weird shit it reminds me of a child. Like you don’t always have to try & be funny

  • @jessesshow1

    @jessesshow1

    Ай бұрын

    @@jimirsayssponsor5844 he tried to hard ALL of the time like bruh just have a convo and let the funny stuff happen , he’s actually having a conversation with Matt

  • @tomhiggins8509

    @tomhiggins8509

    Ай бұрын

    ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@jimirsayssponsor5844 that’s kinda his whole thing though, so what do you like about him

  • @Heopful

    @Heopful

    Ай бұрын

    You didnt cry from laughing at the "two wrongs dont make a right" line?

  • @tonythetiger1600
    @tonythetiger1600Ай бұрын

    He 4 got the time he was top shotta n popin percs n runn8ng tge block

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