Theo looks like Velma from Scooby-Doo nearing the end of the transition.

@janajenkins1710

2 ай бұрын

Thats hilarious 😂

@MakeLifeExtraordinary

2 ай бұрын

Velma and Shaggy’s love child, with the chin strap he has going on. LoL

@410kane

2 ай бұрын

​@@MakeLifeExtraordinary i was gonna say that 😂😂😂

@TeamKillTimmy

2 ай бұрын

Theo Velma is a great idea. We need to put together a good Scooby-Doo gang around Theo Velma

@TeamKillTimmy

2 ай бұрын

Ari could be shaggy. Shane is THE dawg, so he voices Scooby. Rogan is Fred. Whitney Cummings is Daphne

Shane is right, bum battalions would be pretty tough to reign in after a victory in battle lmao

@ryantiller5624

3 ай бұрын

All they'll need is one victory and they'll become addicted. And there's no coming in between the homeless and a good solid addiction

@ltlibby6220

3 ай бұрын

Well, you just keep that energy going, take the hardest ones, and make a special bum company that would be a great intelligency asset and could sneak up on anyone.

@CanWeGetDeep

3 ай бұрын

Facts

@fightington

3 ай бұрын

You cant rely on discipline obviously and need to work with you have. So it's a steady campaign with victories/losses sandwiched between pre and post pharmacy raids with good understanding by command of troop capacity and preference or Fri/Sat night actions - which these guys have already

@PunishedKenny

3 ай бұрын

@@ryantiller5624 I bet that's how Genghis Khan got started.

Theo has finally realized his final transformation into super lesbian

@Kooker87

3 ай бұрын

“Super” 😂😂😂

@coyne777

3 ай бұрын

she does look like an inverted lady

@krispytott

3 ай бұрын

I was watching this while eating lunch at my desk at work...someone walked up and saw my screen and now they probably think I am an avid watcher of the lesbian news network. I already know they will never look at my the same again.

@wecanjump7512

3 ай бұрын

All that's missing are the Birkenstocks. Or, as I like to call them, Nike Air Jerusalem's

@bettycocker2226

3 ай бұрын

bro

Theo is one pair of Birkenstocks away from screaming at men at some college campus

@cpeace3172

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jasoncharles8651

2 ай бұрын

I think he's wearing crocks right now.

@muskulls4bones249

2 ай бұрын

I really hate how hippies hijacked Birkenstocks they’re a superior species of sandal

@triptank7857

2 ай бұрын

Theos the man u keep his name out of you''''''re trans mouth

@DebbieDwyer-cd5lh

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Theo is literally the smartest and dumbest human being, both at the same time. It's amazing.

@karkkimarkkinat2109

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I also noticed this. It's impressive how smart he can be sometimes for a dumb guy. Or the other way around.

@ldowdy9828

2 ай бұрын

He baffles with bullshit, and dazzles with Brilliance

@naylik2562

2 ай бұрын

its becuz hes a smart funny guy who doesn't try to sound cool

@musclemary2227

2 ай бұрын

He should be studied 😂

@geoffreyyoste45

Ай бұрын

I’ve noticed that too over the last couple years. He’s definitely streetsmart but he’s also definitely Street dumb. But I got a support my neighbor, so give them hell Theo. Peace from Mississippi

Theo has differing degrees of funny. The more of his references you understand, the funnier he is. Because he hides little Easter Eggs in almost every sentence.

@ldowdy9828

2 ай бұрын

Even when I don't understand the references he still cracks me up. Something like the old saying " If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit." Even when I think what he is saying is bullshit, I crack up.

@Doorito_

2 ай бұрын

"You don't know him like i do, there's more to it!" - Someone on Spahn ranch

@joesuchy1157

2 ай бұрын

Yo only republicans are truly funny liberals don't get humor

@nedisahonkey

2 ай бұрын

Pretty funny you think Theo has esoteric references.

@joegibbskins

2 ай бұрын

@@nedisahonkeythis is what happens when a dumb guy feels the need to justify liking something

Shane is in quiet awe of Theo’s creative brilliance

@mrbuckets5445

2 ай бұрын

nah, he's looking at all the clownish props Theo's draped on himself and keeping it 100

@TheLastDispensation

2 ай бұрын

Shane is realizing Theo lost his mojo! 😮.. Shane is being polite

@forgot2wipe

2 ай бұрын

What are you talking about lol​@@TheLastDispensation

@virtualenvironmentfellowsh6671

2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure blue triangle Harvey Milk never got tased 😂

@glennmorris25

2 ай бұрын

@@virtualenvironmentfellowsh6671 did you copy and paste this into the wrong thread? what does this mean?

Theo, in his final form, is the perfect combination of Wayne and Garth.

@mordie31

2 ай бұрын

Underrated

It looks like Theo missed his assignment for throwing soup at a painting today

@zachscott4867

3 ай бұрын

That’s funny.👍🏼

@user-ik4pp6wn5c

3 ай бұрын

Goddamn that’s good

@JDPower-ej3rx

2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment fr

@humbertocastellanos6417

2 күн бұрын

😂

“a thing that holds your eyes in but it doesn’t” got me good.

@cheeseburgerbae5272

10 күн бұрын

“That…. Uhhh… eye rag, that lets you see” 🤣🤣🤣

The comment section when Theo does a show with literally any guest: "These two should have their own show together"

@frarfarf

3 ай бұрын

ThE cHeMiStRy

@pyrogaming5071

3 ай бұрын

to be fair other than shultz pod, gillis works for most xD@@frarfarf

@tobymcflurry258

3 ай бұрын

true, but shane and theo are literally the best combo so its valid here.

@grattten98

3 ай бұрын

Nah, but Shane is different bro.

@hammurds

3 ай бұрын

@@tobymcflurry258Theo and Tim Dillon are great too

Theo is really starting to look like my lesbian aunt😂😂😂😂😂😂

@johneone6810

3 ай бұрын

Starting? If he smoked misty 120's he'd be my aunt Rhonda. Better known as Ron!

@brandygriffiss

3 ай бұрын

@@johneone6810 💀😂😂😂😂😳 My Aunt Christine with her Winston's no filter, they called her Chris

@rydersmith7652

3 ай бұрын

@@johneone6810uncle Ron

@Oh_Good_Shot

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Joemommuh69

3 ай бұрын

Literally told myself damn he’s startin to look like a lesbian then i hit the comments 🤣🤣🤣

Theo is secretly asking all the real questions we need real answers to.

@rfs55

3 ай бұрын

But he doesn't give answers 😂

@twotatanka5396

3 ай бұрын

Typical w

@captainfrisbee8075

3 ай бұрын

Relative to where you're at. Start with, who's your support system.

@idontknowyouthatsmypurse

2 ай бұрын

@@captainfrisbee8075ngl what you said was pretty profound

Theo is like a bottle rocket with the stick broke off…no idea where he’s going but something cool is happening in the end!

Bum Fights 2: Electric Bumgaloo

@spamdatgd6326

2 ай бұрын

I laughed at this comment about the same as the ridiculousness of this incredibly necessary convo between Shane and Theo

These two are the only guys in the Rogan-sphere I can still tolerate

@Cobbido

3 ай бұрын

is normand in the el rogo sphere?

@donkeykonghustler

3 ай бұрын

@@Cobbido yes and Tim Dillon too

@chadbrown5541

3 ай бұрын

What? You don't like Brendan Shaub?? He's the funniest of them all!

@lsuronak1992

3 ай бұрын

@@chadbrown5541lmfao

@noahsdad1987

3 ай бұрын

Yeah I've never been a fan of Bert. Use to like tom but he fell off. Shane, mark, and theo are amazing

Step dad's are living in the home with the ex and kids, divorced dads are the boots on the ground

That doorbell reference is freakin genius and true.

@jesseliles

3 ай бұрын

So oddly accurate 🤣

Downs man and a lesbian is a podcast I didn’t know I needed. Hi Shane

Theo's lesbian energy looking like he drives a Suburu, has a big dog, and teaches middle school PE.

@tomasagustin45

3 ай бұрын

And wears a Mrs. Frizzle style sweat suit.

@kzilla3

3 ай бұрын

Dude KP i drive a Subaru legacy is that lesbian energy? or is the suv ones? Pls lemme know lol

@dmacarthur5356

3 ай бұрын

Subaru has two very different customer classes from very differnt worlds lol. @@kzilla3

@user-zr6ge5se8c

3 ай бұрын

He’s like an MMA lesbian who melted his mousse mullet in a tanning booth

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

3 ай бұрын

Yu literally described someone real out there in less than two sentences well articulated

Ninja turtle weapons given to bums and step-dads lol. That's probably how an uprising actually starts

@Brandon-xv3gi

3 ай бұрын

As a stepdad I'm willing to help the homeless deal with a few rednecks around here for the good of humanity.

@jeffsilvey8799

2 ай бұрын

Not if a lot of them already have at least a nine or some kind of training they actually took seriously so no.

@noesse4736

2 ай бұрын

@@jeffsilvey8799Wait’ll you hear about homeless veterans

@nathanielschmeling

18 күн бұрын

@@jeffsilvey8799 Not all jokes start with knock knock.

" It feels like someone in the great beyond pressed a doorbell that is connected to you". This has to be the best description of being shocked or electrocuted ive ever heard. It does feel like that.

I still never know what’s gonna come out of Theo’s mouth. 💀😭

@travis3236

3 ай бұрын

Marbles

@michaelfrazier3148

3 ай бұрын

I’m not sure he does at times.

@1three7

3 ай бұрын

Lol pretty sure he doesn't either until after it came out

@EricJCaraballoso

3 ай бұрын

"how are they going to take over Little Debbie's, Nextel, and Facebook..." what a list 😂

@Unforgettable_Name

3 ай бұрын

He's predictably unpredictable

“You’re Never going to be able to beat Little Debbie, Nextel… or Facebook if you can’t take out a comedy club.” -Theo and Shane

@EricJCaraballoso

3 ай бұрын

straight gold

Bums are already walking around with Ninja Turtle weapons. Shane talking serious and Theo takes it all the way left 🤣😂🤣🤣

Theo finna lead us to the promise land

@gdbssa

3 ай бұрын

Hopefully to a place people dont say finna

@michaelhunziker7287

7 күн бұрын

​@@gdbssaAmen

His description of a taser experience is hilarious

WE MAKIN' IT OFF SKID ROW WITH THIS ONE

When Theo has fellow comedians on with him, it's gold listening to his show at work. Gets me through the day & takes my mind off all the bad negative shit going on.

@colehowe

2 ай бұрын

He’s incredibly creative. Good way to remind yourself that there’s nothing stopping you from just goofing around during the day

Theo is looking like a grandma who aggressively smokes cigarettes and it’s legendary

Did Shane miss Theo's "poops on the ground" play on words for "troops on the ground"????? That was gold! Theo broke character and laughed so it was hard to hear.

@twotatanka5396

3 ай бұрын

Probably. On a comedic level they are not even close to the same. Theo an actual comedian. Shane just a talkative frat guy

@carlcarlson5553

3 ай бұрын

It was a play on words for "boots on the ground" not troops

@erikkibler3466

3 ай бұрын

It rhymes even better with boots😂

@TC8787-yq7og

3 ай бұрын

@@twotatanka5396 “actual comedian” is subjective, if someone is a pro comedian then they’re a comedian, regardless of opinion.

@krispytott

3 ай бұрын

@@erikkibler3466 "poops" rhymes better with "boots" than it does with "troops"??? You lost me there.

Theo man, them glasses make ya look like an alphabet person.

Theo dressed like he is into healing crystal's

These two and mark are the funniest and most realistic people on the planet.

Theo is in his Andy Milonakis phase😂

@dragan2324

3 ай бұрын

Don't call him a peahead...

@twistedeternity

3 ай бұрын

Fuckkk 😂

@ryanmason5192

2 ай бұрын

@@dragan2324what if he has peas on his head

@dragan2324

2 ай бұрын

@@ryanmason5192If life hands him that lemon, he'll just have to make beef stew I guess

Theo's glasses makes him look much like Theo has glasses on

Theo trying to describe the ninja turtles bandana killed me 😂

I could listen to these two riff for hours

Y'all trollin' on Theo. That's love son. Gang gang

The 3 biggest problems facing our society. Bums, step dads, and people who play dance dance revolution

I love how Theo is both introspective about the subject of tazing but also so ridiculous at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

I am in awe of how insanely intelligent Theo is. Dude knows history

Sigma Alpha Epstien...Where does he come up with this stuff! LMAO!

@hubrisnaut

3 ай бұрын

He doesn't like to talk about it but, Theo is well educated. He has a degree in 'civil engineering' No joke. 'One of my smartest friends has the same degree. You can't pull this shit out of your ass without being intelligent.

@quinnlane7257

3 ай бұрын

Epstein was working for isreal.

@bizonc

Ай бұрын

@@hubrisnautyep. Educated. Reading often brings wit and connections.

Shane and Theo are hilarious together. The fact that Shane knows K&A in Philly is proof how shitty that area is

Given the news coming out of Haiti, this conversation is very apropos.

@jeffsilvey8799

2 ай бұрын

I love using apropos. But if you use that word now it's like pearl to swine. Though the thinkers will actually look it up so that works out at least.

@10:55 Theo is so ahead of our time, wh3n he said Haiti, the prior 10 minutes that was funny as hell now makes so much sense. Gangs in Haiti over ran the prison walls from outside and fr33d 3000 inmates 😂

Theo saying Arm em lol then immediately trying to temper it down 🤣😂🤣

"Where would you lead your bum army?" Lmao

Theo von looks like Kelvin from Righteous Gemstones in this vid.

Theo's mind is in the right place

Yeah baby. Theo rocking the Austin powers look. Groovy baby. Peace out.

Theo is firing on all cylinders here lol, Shane is trying to catch up 😂

“The cops would come up like ‘hey man we’ll tase you if you want.’ Theres just like, not a lot of nightlife” Dude what 😂😂😂 2:10

Theo's explanation of what a taser feels like 😂

A Bo Staff that can tell if you’re being good… lmfao just off the cuff like it’s something not crazy. That’s the genius of Theo.

You dudes are right about the homeless and surviving. All the worry about cov killing all those homeless ended up multiplying them.

@HoldenMcRoin69

3 ай бұрын

😂 it was an equation that seemed so simple on paper but there was a hidden factor once they ran it

The rich talking about attacking the rich

@chickenbroski99

2 ай бұрын

man youre a special kind of stupid if you conflate two successful comedians with the board members and politicians who collude to ser interest rates do each other favours and set this shit up. real smooth brain boy

Theo looking like Austin Powers with a mullet.

A blessing for the Dawgs. How great is our God

The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again

Theo lookin like austin powers

I'm 55 and Theo looks just like the dudes that I grew up with in an 'inner city" neighborhood in Dayton, Ohio. All he needs is no shirt, old 20" bike with a banana seat and 10 speed handlebars turned up, and generic Chuck Taylors from Kmart. And a pack of matches in his pocket.

Theo looks like he's the love child of eminem and Rihanna

AND STEP DADS 😅😅

"to hold your eyes in"😂😂😂 these 2 are hilarious together,shane has sometimes a look like "yeah ok,3 sec owww haha with you Theo" command from on a horse,you re like a God 😂😂😂😂😂

Neither of these two would survive more than day into the revolution

Nothing outside of your family and inner circle will matter anymore. In our lifetime, there will be an event that disables our entire social structure.

Theo looks like Daria in mid transition

Shane knows, after their first victory there'd be like 5 coups being established for the next day

These two should have a TV show

3:04 Shane was feeling what I was but held back to not seem gay haha…Theo, you are surprisingly one of the most creative storytellers and observer alive 😂

@kylekitzman

2 ай бұрын

😮🍆

Not Theo unintentionally proposing the plot of Psycho Pass lmao

Theos talked about a revolution before with another guest and I loved it. Now A24 is coming out with a movie. I need Theo to watch it and give us his review and what he would do differently.

mannnnn, i went to the store today, for one man, who bought maybe 6 days worth of groceries, it was 140 dollars. how the fuck the bums gon get better, when the rest of us being forced into being bums?

@molls0922

3 ай бұрын

Good point!

@HoldenMcRoin69

3 ай бұрын

Yea the value of everything seems to be decreasing but if you are eating 3 meals a days $140 by 6 days and 3 meals a day is like $7.77 a meal, cost of living has gone up drastically but if have a decent job there is still room to save and enjoy yourself as long as your hobbies aren’t too expensive… I graduated at the end of last year and was fortunate enough to get a good job right after getting certified so while everything has indeed become more expensive I’m making more $ than I ever have before… it’s a very strange feeling

@JJ-wk5wh

3 ай бұрын

Bums get monthly checks from the GOV for drugs and food In California

@molls0922

3 ай бұрын

Do you mind if I ask what you do for work? Congrats btw 😊@@HoldenMcRoin69

@KrikZ32

3 ай бұрын

@@HoldenMcRoin69 the problem is cost of living has been going up with inflation forever but wages haven't, it's still manageable right now but it's easy to see where things are headed at this pace.

A boots-on-the-ground-hero-of-society got in a fist fight at the bus stop once, missed his swing on the geriatric man in a wheelchair he was aiming for for some reason and landed the punch on the side of my face while I was waiting to cross the street. He was a black man who was 100% sure he was Jerry Lee Lewis, the white piano player. One of my weirder memories of living in Boston. 😂

@mattboyce3276

3 ай бұрын

That's incredible 😅

@renegade5130

3 ай бұрын

Definitely could be a theo story 😂

@erikkibler3466

3 ай бұрын

Goodness gracious,great balled fists of fire…

@TheFartofGod

3 ай бұрын

@@erikkibler3466 😂 he used to hang outside my dorm building and would sing that song to anyone out front smoking, I would bet he still does that

@Hgbfilms

3 ай бұрын

BOTGHOS will rule the US in 10 years

Love Theo's cut, Does it come with a Big dog that solves mysteries? Love the show.

Pretty accurate for where i think we're headed tbh

Bruh.. Theo's Mullet, Weinstein glasses, and that chin hair GOTTA GO ASAP! 🤣

Cool shirt on Theo. Love this man!

I love Theo, but damn, he looks like Velma from Scooby Doo. You good Bro?

@dewdew34

3 ай бұрын

great analogy , them glasses , c'mon T...

@MakeLifeExtraordinary

2 ай бұрын

Velma and Shaggy’s love child

Theo auditioning for a remake of slap shot

0:15 lmao theo just says the craziest funniest things ever i swear

They should give the homeless yard tools.

@erikkibler3466

3 ай бұрын

I say lawn darts,make em work for it a little😂

Comedians don't need this high definition of cameras. I turned mine down to 480p. That's ALL you deserve. Love you

@ruanniemann2604

2 ай бұрын

​@@Slow_Rogancave "person" you bigot.

@kylekitzman

2 ай бұрын

That's why your name is almost famous…

@amosfamous7327

2 ай бұрын

@@kylekitzman good one

"I think over the counter led them there." Gillis just subtly exposing what we all already know.

These are both guys where the hidden undercurrent of comedy becomes visible. With Theo he maintains this constant tension where it seems like he is going to step into something funny, and you don’t know how much of it is conscious and how much is not, which makes it even funnier. The anticipation of being on the verge of precariously landing in doodoo looms heavy

We need an animated version of this episode. Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Dude take off the classes Theo holy shit

@MB-uw4xr

3 ай бұрын

Classes

@deathray3909

3 ай бұрын

Take them clam classes off Cleo

@Nonameforyoudangit

3 ай бұрын

​@@deathray3909 You made me wheeze-laugh. Thank you!

@deathray3909

3 ай бұрын

@@Nonameforyoudangit happy to help

Your right Theo, we are all on the edge!

This podcast made me realize that the best parts of Theo's, and Shane's, personalities shine best when they're talking to people who have more substence to their character, or when they're doing stand-up.

I want to devote my live to listening to these two talking to each other 😂

@erikkibler3466

3 ай бұрын

A Thane monk😂

Weak man times are almost ending

@MarsLonsen

3 ай бұрын

i eat tasers for breakfast!

Theo must be channeling deep subconscious memories of Tom Morello’s guitar.

K&A is definitely where to start.

16 Million vacant properties and 500k homeless. It the greed.

@joelrivard5598

3 ай бұрын

Its not the greed its that poor people have nothing to add to society no skills no work ethic if u have one of those 2 things u will make it fine

@Joseph-no9yr

3 ай бұрын

@@joelrivard5598wrongo bongo.

@joelrivard5598

3 ай бұрын

@@Joseph-no9yr always blaming someone else for your failures life's not that hard u must be a democrat

Theo's talking to a man who's bought and paid for. His reluctance to engage is insane.

Love it Theo

Minor thing about tasers, Theo only felt a contact taser which is just pain compliance. When they shoot you with the taser 2 barbs stick in your body which completes the electrical circuit and literally locks every muscle in your body up and is unironically one of the most painful things you can feel... or so I've heard...

End private property and build the benefits of housing into services of a true civilization.

I have watched this full episode 3 times. Funny every time