Tim Dillon Thinks DoorDashers are the "Untouchables"

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Excerpt from This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #480 - Tim Dillon
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  • @Mike_S707
    @Mike_S7074 ай бұрын

    A doordasher has definitely ate Tim's food.

  • @augustkraus1389

    @augustkraus1389

    4 ай бұрын

    He orders so much DoorDash he's projecting his self hatred onto the drivers, his reminder of his inability to care for himself.

  • @MrBuketman

    @MrBuketman

    4 ай бұрын

    Don’t mess with Tim’s burritos!

  • @dreddrik8919

    @dreddrik8919

    4 ай бұрын

    Tim has definitely eaten a doordash driver

  • @dukenukem69

    @dukenukem69

    4 ай бұрын

    He's definitely not starving anytime soon

  • @cze33e

    @cze33e

    4 ай бұрын

    A DoorDasher stole Tim tartare sauce.

  • @JunkieMonkey321
    @JunkieMonkey3214 ай бұрын

    tim dillon is so fuckin funny man. his way of turning low-tier problems into existential problems is always hilarious.

  • @johnnabers8280

    @johnnabers8280

    4 ай бұрын

    That is a perfect description

  • @Shrywdh521

    @Shrywdh521

    4 ай бұрын

    He’s literally yet to make me even smile. attempted to watch multiple videos of him, all are complete trash. How’s this guy “famous”? Amy Schumer is funnier than he is.

  • @City-Hunter

    @City-Hunter

    4 ай бұрын

    He perfected Fake Business while Living in the Big City!

  • @elliotfitzgerald8950

    @elliotfitzgerald8950

    3 ай бұрын

    Matched with theos desire to inflate any situation into an apocalypse sex story 👨🏽‍🍳 💋

  • @easttowest7839

    @easttowest7839

    3 ай бұрын

    I laugh but i also take it somewhat seriously. While he's doing it with a funny delivery I think he is genuinely trying to point out low-tier problems as visible symptoms or consequences of the existential problems that we face.

  • @Larry_Dean
    @Larry_Dean4 ай бұрын

    Considering Tim probably gets door dash every 20 minutes he probably knows what he's talking about

  • @michaelnally9158

    @michaelnally9158

    7 күн бұрын

    Haha

  • @JohnnySack16
    @JohnnySack164 ай бұрын

    Them each saying a random thing and going off each other is epic

  • @ArJayDM

    @ArJayDM

    4 ай бұрын

    Yep.. that's how conversations work. Good job!

  • @peeweeaim

    @peeweeaim

    4 ай бұрын

    @@ArJayDMare you acoustic ?

  • @TheTAEclub

    @TheTAEclub

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@peeweeaimI know you are but what am i??

  • @peeweeaim

    @peeweeaim

    4 ай бұрын

    @@TheTAEclub :(

  • @eda3515

    @eda3515

    4 ай бұрын

    Johnny, I hope Ginny and the girls are doing well.

  • @CoralReef69
    @CoralReef694 ай бұрын

    I was actually physically assaulted on someone’s doorstep while delivering for DoorDash. He mistook me as a trespasser, and once he saw the food everywhere, he handed me 2 $100 bills and hugged me. I just went home and forgot about it. True story.

  • @hardrock6r

    @hardrock6r

    3 ай бұрын

    Great story

  • @CoralReef69

    @CoralReef69

    3 ай бұрын

    @@hardrock6r was I wrong for not reporting it and just taking the money? 😂

  • @theodorejenkins6066

    @theodorejenkins6066

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@CoralReef69 na that's definitely the best tip you're ever gonna get. As long as no permanent damage sounds like a sweet deal

  • @SwagMuffin567

    @SwagMuffin567

    3 ай бұрын

    Take the money and report him to the police bro 😂

  • @riffhousestudios96

    @riffhousestudios96

    3 ай бұрын

    Bro was looking for an excuse to hit someone

  • @PercahoIic
    @PercahoIic4 ай бұрын

    It’s true.. I’m in pain. I also started wearing capes during my deliveries for some reason.

  • @MotivationNation699

    @MotivationNation699

    4 ай бұрын

    stay safe my man dont drop that burrito 😂

  • @iiyyxxnn

    @iiyyxxnn

    4 ай бұрын

    Careful out there, people been mistaking supers for aliens. Not sure why, I'm only searching to help others.

  • @microusb42069

    @microusb42069

    4 ай бұрын

    Yo you gotta do something to keep from going insane. Nothing but get out of the car to get the food get in get out to drop it off get in to get more over and over and over for 8-12 hours a day.

  • @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg

    @Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg

    4 ай бұрын

    "Its a bird, it's a plane.....no its just my food"

  • @OleksandrKhreptyk

    @OleksandrKhreptyk

    4 ай бұрын

    @@microusb42069 just like all jobs

  • @AdelaPalida
    @AdelaPalida4 ай бұрын

    "When I encounter a food delivery person... in the wild..."

  • @deejay1216

    @deejay1216

    4 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @3fammy

    @3fammy

    3 ай бұрын

    that one definetely got me 😂

  • @nicolerubydell
    @nicolerubydell4 ай бұрын

    "David Spade still eats at McDonalds. He's the Ulysses S. Grant of our time." LOL I am freaking dead. Theo you make my work day worth it. 🤣

  • @Patrick.Weightman

    @Patrick.Weightman

    4 ай бұрын

    I'll never forget the American Civil War. McDonalds vs Chick Fil A. Truly a turning point in our country's history

  • @Largetalons

    @Largetalons

    4 ай бұрын

    Well his dates do prefer happy meals.

  • @Rowsy91

    @Rowsy91

    4 ай бұрын

    David spade turned out to lowkey be the man 😂

  • @wayfaringstranger8430

    @wayfaringstranger8430

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Largetalons Ayoooo wat

  • @tanieshasimmons5212

    @tanieshasimmons5212

    3 ай бұрын

    @@wayfaringstranger8430 David likes younger women like early 20s

  • @philmccrakin9782
    @philmccrakin97824 ай бұрын

    It's true. I only doordash because I'm lonely and want to feel alive.

  • @countchocula5379

    @countchocula5379

    4 ай бұрын

    If you are telling the truth… please know you’re appreciated greatly and that you’re loved beyond measure by God. I pray God blesses, protects, and keeps you forever and ever. Love you friend! Please be safe! ✝️🙏🏻🤍🕊️

  • @philmccrakin9782

    @philmccrakin9782

    4 ай бұрын

    @@countchocula5379 just joking but thanks for the kind words

  • @American-Idiot-Savant

    @American-Idiot-Savant

    4 ай бұрын

    If I had a flying Lazy-Boy like in Wall-E, I'd Dash

  • @antonioreconquistador

    @antonioreconquistador

    4 ай бұрын

    I guess the indians that drive taxis in new york are kinda an untouchable class. The taxi drivers with half-black soulless looking kids and pizza-men with terrible girlfriends that turn into superheroes are just killing themselves to live.

  • @FirstPersonLife

    @FirstPersonLife

    3 ай бұрын

    i doordashed for years because it felt more like an open world video game than a job

  • @carpedeos2250
    @carpedeos22504 ай бұрын

    “A series of nuggets” to describe a 10pc is so fucking underrated

  • @Relaxinghypnoasmr

    @Relaxinghypnoasmr

    3 ай бұрын

    I was looking for this comment 😅

  • @jacksonmaine9765

    @jacksonmaine9765

    28 күн бұрын

    Why does that mean 10 tho

  • @nationalskyline
    @nationalskyline4 ай бұрын

    As a Doordasher on the path to becoming a licensed clinical therapist, this was uniquely painful and hilarious all at once

  • @HunterThompson-hr2fr

    @HunterThompson-hr2fr

    4 ай бұрын

    Keep it up, I became an accountant while doordashing

  • @davpo8931

    @davpo8931

    4 ай бұрын

    Literally the exact path I'm on except I do Uber Eats lol. God speed

  • @Kaminaanime7860

    @Kaminaanime7860

    4 ай бұрын

    omg this is me rn i am working uber eats rn lol with hopes to be a accountant. I can't imagine doing this for 3 more years though lol.@@HunterThompson-hr2fr

  • @johnbertram1537

    @johnbertram1537

    3 ай бұрын

    But are you on onlyfans

  • @connorholmes8786

    @connorholmes8786

    2 ай бұрын

    God bless you both

  • @benjaminz2523
    @benjaminz25234 ай бұрын

    "He battled a homeless guy for a series of nuggets he had ordered" 😂😂

  • @presinald

    @presinald

    3 ай бұрын

    it keeps him grounded

  • @turlyblistershits
    @turlyblistershits4 ай бұрын

    As someone that doordashes in Memphis, this is just too real for me

  • @markoradosevic5957

    @markoradosevic5957

    4 ай бұрын

    I live in Memphis and I can only imagine. Thank you for your service.

  • @somebodysomeone8213

    @somebodysomeone8213

    4 ай бұрын

    901, son!

  • @philcollinsvevo7106

    @philcollinsvevo7106

    4 ай бұрын

    Same bro I door dash in the worst neighborhoods in Chicago but I’ve never had any trouble with anybody. Gangbangers will come up to you trying to sell you weed but they are actually pretty chill not looming to start any beef.

  • @philliesphan312

    @philliesphan312

    4 ай бұрын

    Be safe out there!

  • @bigmarq123

    @bigmarq123

    4 ай бұрын

    Hickory Hill and Shelby drive representa🤙 just showing luv on ya post cuzo

  • @TDrewCook
    @TDrewCook4 ай бұрын

    I love how the entire comment section is just different Door Dash workers finding solidarity amongst each other

  • @JamesMaynardMoreland
    @JamesMaynardMoreland4 ай бұрын

    As someone with a 4.7 star rating and just shy of 4k deliveries for doordash i can confirm ive seen some shit

  • @Bigguy5154

    @Bigguy5154

    8 күн бұрын

    I bring a dog, this country is evil man.

  • @tnm_alien6320
    @tnm_alien63204 ай бұрын

    RELATABLE AF. I'm a Door Dasher in Wisconsin in a POS beater car with decent gas mileage. It's my second job outside of working 40 hours at a Gas Station.

  • @Furio666

    @Furio666

    4 ай бұрын

    Same man haha , keep it up!

  • @SWG85

    @SWG85

    4 ай бұрын

    Gotta do what we gotta do. Keep that food on the table and the lights on

  • @jeffparry2754

    @jeffparry2754

    4 ай бұрын

    Perhaps the reason your car is a pos is due to you using it for the companies benefit.

  • @Darkess343

    @Darkess343

    4 ай бұрын

    There is a guy who works for the radio station I listen to in wisco and he talk's about his door dashing experience when it's his shift and I love listening to all the wild stuff he deals with. Door dashers are another breed man. XD

  • @wofieguns3007

    @wofieguns3007

    4 ай бұрын

    @@jeffparry2754thats not how that works. Using it would only up the milage. But a pos car can be alot more than just milage.

  • @AlchemicalForge91
    @AlchemicalForge913 ай бұрын

    I quit doordash to work an actual delivery job at pizza hut and made friends, get free food every day, and get paid a wage rather than slave wage levels. It helped my.mental health alot.

  • @be.courtney

    @be.courtney

    3 ай бұрын

    I did that too. Pay was great at times and loved the free food, but then they were so understaffed that they left me alone one day to answer the phones, answer the door, and make web orders. After that I quit lol. Can’t pay me enough to leave me by myself at a pizza restaurant during the dinner rush on a Saturday. Terrible management.

  • @XMoeiskingX
    @XMoeiskingX4 ай бұрын

    “You feel like you’re one of them?” “Mmm, no.”

  • @pete7wiggy
    @pete7wiggy3 ай бұрын

    As a doordasher from the south side of Chicago, I can confirm that it is a much crazier job than people think. I’ve delivered to psych wards, crack houses and jails to name a few. I’ve had one attempted car jacking and a few mugging attempts. I can say with confidence though that if I’m your driver, you WILL get that piping hot ramen right on time 👌🏼👍🏻

  • @michaelbeck4435

    @michaelbeck4435

    4 күн бұрын

    God bless you

  • @tds7078
    @tds70784 ай бұрын

    I'm an Uber Eats driver and it's hilarious how sketchy it gets sometimes. I've had a cop driver up to me after I made a delivery and be like "Yeah, you can't (shouldn't) come back to this hood anymore, stay away."

  • @steviechampagne

    @steviechampagne

    4 ай бұрын

    i always make sure to stay out of the…. “doctor/lawyer/engineer” neighborhoods😅😅

  • @yakivpopavich

    @yakivpopavich

    4 ай бұрын

    Wise idea, these people will rob you at gunpoint and not even care or understand it's not a cash business and it's all done through an app.

  • @wayfaringstranger8430

    @wayfaringstranger8430

    4 ай бұрын

    Bro, semi-related I was canvassing and got chased by a tweaker with a machete and when the cops showed up (much too late) they were like "Yeah, don't be doing that shit over here." and immediately pulled off.

  • @tds7078

    @tds7078

    4 ай бұрын

    @@wayfaringstranger8430 Cops are unhelpful for certain instance unfortunately. Really sorry that happened to you, hopefully you didn’t get hurt.

  • @SchmuelGoldstein-mj8rk

    @SchmuelGoldstein-mj8rk

    4 ай бұрын

    @@yakivpopavichthey’re after the car not the cash

  • @autumncortez6254
    @autumncortez62544 ай бұрын

    Doordash was supposed to be a side-gig. But a lot of people took it on full-time, which is crazy to me.

  • @alaskansummertime

    @alaskansummertime

    4 ай бұрын

    Starvation does that

  • @jonathanpqsi

    @jonathanpqsi

    4 ай бұрын

    @@JohnPaul-sh4tu best hours are at night so it is a fixed schedule in the end

  • @uncleweez17

    @uncleweez17

    4 ай бұрын

    I did that shit 10 to 12hrs a day for 4 months to survive it was an experience lol but fuck that shit now.

  • @ezraa7777

    @ezraa7777

    4 ай бұрын

    Been doing it for years rip me

  • @bingflosby

    @bingflosby

    4 ай бұрын

    Has nothing to do with automation or ai

  • @Goofmaxxin
    @Goofmaxxin4 ай бұрын

    Me delivering food tonight after my full time construction job 😢

  • @GhastlyCretin

    @GhastlyCretin

    4 ай бұрын

    Damn. I respect the grind 👍

  • @Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee

    @Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee

    4 ай бұрын

    Find a homeless man to talk to

  • @GhastlyCretin

    @GhastlyCretin

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee Why?

  • @TheTAEclub

    @TheTAEclub

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@GhastlyCretinbecause everybody else is a pussy staying at home waiting for the dasher to leave to pick up their order There isn't anybody out the in the real world expect the homeless and somebody needs to talk to them and check in because they might go berserk

  • @GallowayJesse

    @GallowayJesse

    4 ай бұрын

    Waste of a perfectly good car

  • @michaels_madness
    @michaels_madness4 ай бұрын

    That, "welcome to Memphis" line took me out 😅😅😅

  • @l.a7710
    @l.a77103 ай бұрын

    I grew up wealthy and have 2 degrees, I was married and I lost everything when I divorced and became a middle aged single mom. I became an Uber driver , I am grateful for that gig. Don't turn your nose on no one. You never know what someone is going through. The worst people where the rich people, the nicest people lived in sketchy neighborhoods. Bless everyone who is trying to make it in this world

  • @sparksdrinker5650

    @sparksdrinker5650

    24 күн бұрын

    If you really had 2 degrees you wouldn't have phrased it "turn your nose on no one"

  • @RAPEDBYBLACKS

    @RAPEDBYBLACKS

    15 күн бұрын

    She probably has two associate degrees 😂 Food delivery people are trash

  • @CHANNELS647

    @CHANNELS647

    7 күн бұрын

    Well educated people can misquote, misphrase, make typos and grammatical errors just like everyone else.

  • @MA-zg2pz

    @MA-zg2pz

    3 күн бұрын

    @@sparksdrinker5650 🧐Ppl with degrees are incapable of typos?

  • @sparksdrinker5650

    @sparksdrinker5650

    2 күн бұрын

    @@MA-zg2pz it wasn’t a typo, that’s how he meant to phrase it

  • @billyrhymer9073
    @billyrhymer90734 ай бұрын

    As a doordash i am in fact in pain

  • @TarikJasim

    @TarikJasim

    4 ай бұрын

    heads up king, you're doing what you gotta do to make a living. If you can do that, any job going forward is an upgrade. Plus, despite the pain and the fatigue it makes you more resilient.

  • @CertifiedSwerver

    @CertifiedSwerver

    4 ай бұрын

    People will judge you for being a CEO or a janitor. Billionaires get judged just as the homeless do. Fuck it and fuck people as long as your doing something in this world and putting some money in your own pocket your ballin

  • @tommyrice8481

    @tommyrice8481

    4 ай бұрын

    ^this is why I have faith in the boys, we got each others back

  • @MomsRavioli

    @MomsRavioli

    3 ай бұрын

    @@CertifiedSwerver People have a problem with billionaires because they develop god complexes and try to ruin our lives. Janitors and other "icky" jobs only get judged for being a job for the "poors", thus immediately being equated to being a waste of space. Would you say that some corporate suit that is draining money away from the pension fund is also ballin'?

  • @Madmentoil

    @Madmentoil

    9 күн бұрын

    @@CertifiedSwerverthank you darling

  • @utubeisazzhoe1413
    @utubeisazzhoe14134 ай бұрын

    If Tim Dillon never discovered comedy, you know damn well he'd be a food delivery person.

  • @user-pe2wv9dy6s
    @user-pe2wv9dy6s4 ай бұрын

    Tim has definitely ate a door dasher

  • @nataliaalfonso2662

    @nataliaalfonso2662

    3 ай бұрын

    Eaten

  • @LooneyBuffooney
    @LooneyBuffooney4 ай бұрын

    As a previous Dasher, I thought I was untouchable. Until taxes molested me.

  • @TheTAEclub

    @TheTAEclub

    4 ай бұрын

    I don't get the whole untouchables thing I thought they aren't looking at them out of pitty

  • @BoredInTheComments

    @BoredInTheComments

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@TheTAEclub it's definitely not out of pity lol.

  • @TheTAEclub

    @TheTAEclub

    4 ай бұрын

    @@BoredInTheComments so why do they avoid looking at them lmao they can't stand looking at a braver person or what I don't follow my guy haha Are doordashers doing the lords work and must not be disturbed like what Some of their jokes fell flat so I'm not sure if they are being sarcastic with em

  • @TheTAEclub

    @TheTAEclub

    4 ай бұрын

    @@BoredInTheComments or is it the type of person who dashes Is to be stayed away from because no sane person can deal with what a dasher deals with in LA?

  • @BoredInTheComments

    @BoredInTheComments

    4 ай бұрын

    @TheTAEclub I'm not talking about the doordashers that was just a joke. I was talking about the caste system in India, which they were basing the joke off of.

  • @huntmine2343
    @huntmine23434 ай бұрын

    I feel like Theo would be a perfect writer for South Park

  • @longbow8711

    @longbow8711

    4 ай бұрын

    Lol na

  • @Rowsy91

    @Rowsy91

    4 ай бұрын

    Idk that the styles mesh Love them both but Theo is a diff kind of funny than South Park

  • @antonioreconquistador

    @antonioreconquistador

    4 ай бұрын

    Hed be a good character, not sure about a writer but ig it beats some of the newer seasons

  • @sizwesokopo281

    @sizwesokopo281

    3 ай бұрын

    What a limited imagination

  • @AnthonyHernandez-je1tx

    @AnthonyHernandez-je1tx

    3 ай бұрын

    Writing sketch comedy would be great for him.

  • @jonathanstafford3383
    @jonathanstafford33834 ай бұрын

    Lowest point of my life… tweaked my neck bringing alcohol into a handicapped person house who didn’t secure his dog that ran out under me … he actually reported me and I ended up losing my ability to deliver alcohol over it from total wine which was the most lucrative part of the job.. ya fuck that whole industry

  • @hendrixj.8356

    @hendrixj.8356

    4 ай бұрын

    Should have sued him

  • @jonathanstafford3383

    @jonathanstafford3383

    3 ай бұрын

    @@hendrixj.8356 should of but would of been he said she said as no witnesses .. plus the dude was like both legs bent crippled walking so don’t know how well that would of worked… my neck is still constantly sore though think I slipped a disk and this happened in my late 20’s so it’s not gunna be great getting older

  • @FLiPtHeSWI7CH

    @FLiPtHeSWI7CH

    3 ай бұрын

    So what are you doing now

  • @chiraqtookapack7189
    @chiraqtookapack71894 ай бұрын

    This shit has me dying. I do deliveries because it’s better for the soul than working at Walmart and pays the same, if not better.

  • @Freer-fd7dd

    @Freer-fd7dd

    3 ай бұрын

    Totally agree. Feels so much better being out of a building, at least driving, and being out in social places.

  • @obi-wankenobi4301
    @obi-wankenobi43013 ай бұрын

    Doordashers are the Helldivers of our universe

  • @nickolaiproblem

    @nickolaiproblem

    11 күн бұрын

    If anything the casualty rates for doordasher are higher than the helldivers

  • @chrisrichfield8906
    @chrisrichfield89064 ай бұрын

    There are times when im dashing and i see a homeless person and i think "i could save this man with a cellphone and a 500$ beater car". I might have ended up homeless myself without doordash.

  • @Angel-Otk

    @Angel-Otk

    3 күн бұрын

    Don’t they require you to have a nice car?😭

  • @chrisrichfield8906

    @chrisrichfield8906

    3 күн бұрын

    @@Angel-Otk only if you deliver people. They don't care what you drive to deliver food.

  • @Angel-Otk

    @Angel-Otk

    3 күн бұрын

    @@chrisrichfield8906 now that’s actually good to know, thanks!🤣😮‍💨

  • @Caleb1874ya
    @Caleb1874ya4 ай бұрын

    I mean it’s a great job to do if you like smoking weed and riding around all day singing along to your own playlist and not having to deal with people as usually you just leave it and peace out. I did Uber eats delivery during Covid in New Orleans… it paid well then.

  • @Caleb1874ya

    @Caleb1874ya

    4 ай бұрын

    Oh but also during Covid I was for a while like ONLY person allowed to be out on streets with a Untouchable pass basically lol… so yeah

  • @LibertyGunsBeerTrump

    @LibertyGunsBeerTrump

    4 ай бұрын

    This is true but it also gets old fast. Also adds a ton of miles on your car. I lasted 2 months before i gave up.

  • @austinparsons3326

    @austinparsons3326

    4 ай бұрын

    Some problems I could see being if your car needs fixed, or end up in a wreck if you only have 1 car what do you do then

  • @_qt3145

    @_qt3145

    4 ай бұрын

    delivering pizza is the exact same thing but triple the money 😇

  • @SchmuelGoldstein-mj8rk

    @SchmuelGoldstein-mj8rk

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Caleb1874yawhat state? In my state we actually have freedom so nothing really changed

  • @kacksonjeel442
    @kacksonjeel4424 ай бұрын

    Worked as a DoorDasher while I was interviewing for my first finance job. Would average 25/hour in wealthy county picking up chipotle from the rack and dropping it off a mile down the road. Was actually awesome and I miss it kind of lol

  • @dee-taylor

    @dee-taylor

    4 ай бұрын

    I do grubhub in a wealthy area. I average about $20/hr after gas cost. It's not great but I work when I want and have no boss. It's fine for now.

  • @ThaGoy
    @ThaGoy4 ай бұрын

    As a delivery driver he is correct we live like animals and get paid like them

  • @callofdoody21

    @callofdoody21

    4 ай бұрын

    get a better job then tf 😂

  • @ThaGoy

    @ThaGoy

    4 ай бұрын

    @@callofdoody21 you mean get a job 🤣 Im way too unstable for a 9-5 rn I had a good job and ate fast food and smoked weed every day tryna change my ways

  • @callofdoody21

    @callofdoody21

    4 ай бұрын

    @@ThaGoy best of luck to you mane its been rough these days fr ✊🏻

  • @ThaGoy

    @ThaGoy

    4 ай бұрын

    @@callofdoody21 appreciate it

  • @hardunkichud98

    @hardunkichud98

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@callofdoody21 I fukn wish it was that easy, man. I'm beginning to think I'll just be working shitty gigs until I die lol

  • @twoskies3226
    @twoskies32264 ай бұрын

    We all know how much Tim depends on doordashers. It's not surprising he's resentful

  • @kacksonjeel442

    @kacksonjeel442

    4 ай бұрын

    He’s using DoorDash 3x a day at least lol

  • @alec9527
    @alec95274 ай бұрын

    Tim is the gold standard for how to act as a rich, better-than elite...Segura could learn a thing or two.

  • @user--710

    @user--710

    4 ай бұрын

    We're all just poor pedestrians compared to the royalty of the 1000

  • @AngelSanchez-ig3jt
    @AngelSanchez-ig3jt4 ай бұрын

    “Risking their life with ramen on their back” is both the insanely funny and dreadfully not 😂😂😂😮😮😮

  • @lodestone.design
    @lodestone.design4 ай бұрын

    Got my masters right before covid. Lost my job during covid, then kept getting covid from delivering food. I've got a STEM degree. With student loans, the only thing that makes enough money to keep from being homeless is a job with no limitations like delivering food. I get chased by homeless, had people try to car jack me, and every month is a struggle. I want a legit job, but I gave up after three years of applying and not being able to afford a portfolio website anymore.

  • @Shadowfynx

    @Shadowfynx

    4 ай бұрын

    Great job on the Masters, thats awesome.

  • @lodestone.design

    @lodestone.design

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Shadowfynx I appreciate you. It was tough and I question if it was worth it career-wise, but I learned valuable skills.

  • @deejay1216

    @deejay1216

    4 ай бұрын

    You may need to move to another state. There are jobs that will pay for your re-location fees! I suggest checking out Indeed and not typing in your city and state. Just type in your profession and an entire list of available positions will pop-up all over the nation.

  • @lodestone.design

    @lodestone.design

    4 ай бұрын

    @@deejay1216 I've applied to more than 4k jobs in three years. There are no junior positions in my field due to AI and hiring freezes that have been going on for the duration. My field is oversaturated due to layoffs. Tech RnD

  • @pizzaturtle6226

    @pizzaturtle6226

    3 ай бұрын

    Find a nearby college town bro. Rat race cities are so saturated and unsafe. you got this

  • @jacobcarson2559
    @jacobcarson25594 ай бұрын

    Tim's untouchable quote reminds me of times I'd go to deliver, see the person in the door, and they just point to the ground in front of the door. Like ok, I guess you'd rather have your food sitting on the ground instead of just interacting with me? (Post covid)

  • @imageword5576

    @imageword5576

    4 ай бұрын

    I feel shame when I order doordash so I don't want anyone knowing me

  • @nataliaalfonso2662

    @nataliaalfonso2662

    3 ай бұрын

    There is no post CoVid. There is still CoVid. Everyone in my family just had it last month. This is valid and safer for all.

  • @vincent21212

    @vincent21212

    3 ай бұрын

    some people are living with crippling anxiety, and honestly only making it worse for themselves by engaging in further anti-social behavior. You need to surrender to the fact that you need other people in this world to survive - no one can live on their own and survive for long. They want the services and goods provided by others but can't fathom gratitude for others enough to interact with the people who help keep them alive.

  • @JustMeetLK

    @JustMeetLK

    Ай бұрын

    Yes

  • @TheFreshAirChannel
    @TheFreshAirChannel4 ай бұрын

    I do all these driving jobs LOL, its less than minimum wage at the end of the day, I make my own schedule while trying to figure out my life.

  • @gmarie3053

    @gmarie3053

    4 ай бұрын

    Good temporarily until I realised you lose money on car depreciation

  • @kacksonjeel442

    @kacksonjeel442

    4 ай бұрын

    Depends on the car. I was using a hand me down old Honda Accord with every intention of driving it until it died so depreciation wasn’t a factor

  • @kacksonjeel442

    @kacksonjeel442

    4 ай бұрын

    Any newer car you definitely would lose money lol

  • @TheFreshAirChannel

    @TheFreshAirChannel

    4 ай бұрын

    @@kacksonjeel442 Where I live I also drive Uber people and for that the car has to be 9 years old or newer, still prefer food almost the same money but no creepy people in my car

  • @kacksonjeel442

    @kacksonjeel442

    4 ай бұрын

    @@TheFreshAirChannel yeah good point I forgot Uber has to have a more recent car registered

  • @DivineDivinium
    @DivineDivinium4 ай бұрын

    I love these random conversations

  • @johndoe9672
    @johndoe96724 ай бұрын

    Tim is definitely one of those people who doesn’t tip well thus gets his food stolen

  • @trevercollins6910
    @trevercollins69104 ай бұрын

    "there goes my hero, watch him as he goes" that was so damn funny

  • @jadelaurich2049
    @jadelaurich20494 ай бұрын

    last time i did doordash at night there was a shootout two houses down while i was out of the car dropping the food off and i didn’t even flinch like if it gets me it gets me 😭

  • @seanyk3
    @seanyk34 ай бұрын

    Im gonna have to say, Instacart shoppers definitely bother me more than door dashers 🤣

  • @______4790

    @______4790

    4 ай бұрын

    I don’t think you realize how shitty instacart pay is.

  • @seanyk3

    @seanyk3

    4 ай бұрын

    @@______4790 I can believe it

  • @xanamayslavarussia4426

    @xanamayslavarussia4426

    4 ай бұрын

    Salute to those crazy enough to do so.. I had a dasher named Robert Delivery me some Condoms, and Donuts/PayDay bar at 2 am, in -30 degree weather.. Ya know, the jobs not for me, but god bless their souls. 🖖

  • @therealwhoopigoldberg
    @therealwhoopigoldberg4 ай бұрын

    Damn! With the shade at doordashers. I refuse to ever look at somebody else like that. Stay humble my brothers and sisters!

  • @onemanswrld405
    @onemanswrld4054 ай бұрын

    I'm a DoorDasher, I have had to crawl through bomb shelters carrying nunchucks and a pizza, being chased by wolves and vampires. Tough gig

  • @mickmartin4681
    @mickmartin46814 ай бұрын

    The American business community does seem to want to create a caste system with no Unions and slave wages

  • @serggla924

    @serggla924

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah they kinda did already

  • @vjc25
    @vjc254 ай бұрын

    I’m just gonna say as a former DoorDash driver- yes. We are in a lot of pain 😂 That was the worst time of my life

  • @coyotethankless8155

    @coyotethankless8155

    4 ай бұрын

    Yes fax 😂

  • @EpsteinsRope
    @EpsteinsRope4 ай бұрын

    Lmao Tim is so fucking funny. He and Theo need a podcast together

  • @Ayo22210
    @Ayo222104 ай бұрын

    I’m a Grub Hub’r and did door dash through the pandemic. The real problem is peoples dogs, ordinary people are extremely weak, it’s their dogs you have to watch out for.

  • @user-jc8ez9iw2j
    @user-jc8ez9iw2j4 ай бұрын

    Thank you for this

  • @kellyryanobrien1
    @kellyryanobrien14 ай бұрын

    I feel so sad looking at ppl stuck behind desks so tomato tomato

  • @philkim8297
    @philkim82973 ай бұрын

    I'm an asian guy that used to be that delivery guy on a bike. Delivering ramen or any kind of soup was tricky. Thank you for recognizing our pain 😂

  • @GoReacts
    @GoReacts4 ай бұрын

    Underrated how silly this video is, wow hilarious

  • @Spacecowboy710
    @Spacecowboy7104 ай бұрын

    That could be a large part of our employee shortage where people found a easier job delivering burritos and dropping people off at the nightclub

  • @chrisrichfield8906

    @chrisrichfield8906

    4 ай бұрын

    I think it is. There is a bit of a rivalry between restaurant staff and doordashers. The restaurant staff don't like us dashers, because we get the customers tip instead of them. Also when they quit, they often become dashers, because its a good safety net between other jobs, and sometimes its fun so you just keep doing it. They see that we aren't as miserable as them and I think it makes them jealous.

  • @floridaman5000
    @floridaman50004 ай бұрын

    This is my favorite video rn

  • @ghoulbby
    @ghoulbby4 ай бұрын

    Interesting fact: Per capita delivery drivers is a more lethal job than being a cop. 🤣 I know that sounds untrue but not only is it true, Delivery drivers are almost TWICE as likely to die on the job.

  • @mcnell311

    @mcnell311

    4 ай бұрын

    Yes, i believe it has to do with constantly driving to places you arent necessarily familar with, and being distracted constantly with messages and notices on phone while driving. Then you add in the element of encountering 10-12 people per day in their homes.

  • @chrisrichfield8906

    @chrisrichfield8906

    4 ай бұрын

    Also they pay us per delivery, not by the hour, so to make more money per hour, you have to do more deliveries, which requires driving faster and less safe.

  • @goodolarchie
    @goodolarchie3 ай бұрын

    Before you go canceling Tim, know that his patronage is providing hundreds of doordashers jobs today.

  • @MichaelThomas-ll1hw
    @MichaelThomas-ll1hw4 ай бұрын

    One of the best episodes ever

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk208814 сағат бұрын

    I've never seen Tim Dillon laugh this much on a podcast. This episode was pure gold when it came out.

  • @venezuelabeisbol-ko1ro
    @venezuelabeisbol-ko1ro3 ай бұрын

    i have been laughing from start to finish of this clip. hilarious these guys are a good comedy combo

  • @jasejourdain6857
    @jasejourdain68574 ай бұрын

    this was one of the funniest podcasts I've watched in a while lol

  • @geoffl
    @geoffl4 ай бұрын

    this is art

  • @jusferstuff4597
    @jusferstuff45974 ай бұрын

    As a delivery guy in manhattan I do feel that way at times. It’s so wierd. Not everyone is like that, frankly a small minority of people. But there are deff people who want you to come to their door, yet treat you like a danger or disease.

  • @anXiaryMusic
    @anXiaryMusic4 ай бұрын

    3:05 Theo dropping the next best sincere worried name drop since Tom Segura‘s „Bobby…“

  • @scotthanford9619
    @scotthanford96193 ай бұрын

    Mad respect. These two are so funny - just improvising and riffing on Door Dash…. This could be a standup bit.

  • @mondojoey
    @mondojoey4 ай бұрын

    This conversation had me cry laughing. Lol

  • @mikemedina4868
    @mikemedina48684 ай бұрын

    Its a tuff gig 🤣🤣🤣

  • @the1truth420
    @the1truth4203 ай бұрын

    2:55 Theo knowing where the joke is going and fighting back laughter is the best. Untouchables = doordasher.

  • @reaganwitten2272
    @reaganwitten22724 ай бұрын

    This was a master class in riffing. Take notes boys.

  • @eddyram4932
    @eddyram49323 ай бұрын

    People who order doordash are wild to me😂 you’re spending 20, 30, 40 dollars over the price to get some cold stale food. We’re not even gonna talk to whatever they could do to it before they get to you.

  • @cryptovegan9117
    @cryptovegan91173 ай бұрын

    I can listen to you guys talk all day lollll

  • @Geopwn
    @Geopwn3 ай бұрын

    This Conversation is really the perfect representation of "letting the intrusive thoughts win."

  • @nomaderic
    @nomaderic4 ай бұрын

    I do doordash because i travel around the country and it allows me to work when and where i want

  • @iamkylevg8035

    @iamkylevg8035

    4 ай бұрын

    You do door dash in rental cars ?

  • @nomaderic

    @nomaderic

    4 ай бұрын

    @@iamkylevg8035 no, in my own car. There are ppl who use rentals though

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman4 ай бұрын

    "One of the last thought you have is 'man this song is great'"

  • @hebertoacosta3227
    @hebertoacosta32273 ай бұрын

    Used to be a dasher, life was thought, still thought but stopped doing it. Rain, wind, hot, dangerous areas, traffic, car towed, parking tickets. Exhausting

  • @timothymcgowan6492
    @timothymcgowan64924 ай бұрын

    I door-dashed in Baltimore for two years and ended up in some sketchy ass places man

  • @bubbagump9662
    @bubbagump96624 ай бұрын

    I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Flowmaster925
    @Flowmaster9254 ай бұрын

    hes got a point, there is no memorial for fallen Doordashers

  • @bmoregorillas828
    @bmoregorillas8284 ай бұрын

    Yo this is hilarious 😂😂😂 i haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

  • @myrealname5577
    @myrealname55774 ай бұрын

    What a wild ride

  • @Don92595
    @Don925954 ай бұрын

    Damn they had a DoorDash delivery scene playing in my mind. There goes my hero… watch him as he goes…

  • @tb1690
    @tb16904 ай бұрын

    I door dash in Saint Louis late at night through early morning and i’ve seen & heard so many things 😭

  • @jacksonmaine9765
    @jacksonmaine976528 күн бұрын

    " I love them as a person. But there in so much pain"

  • @user-xm3ib9jj6w
    @user-xm3ib9jj6w15 күн бұрын

    I do it Tim, thanks man! I love you and Theo. You guys are the best! Rodney from Cincinnati

  • @CR_22
    @CR_224 ай бұрын

    Tim changing his mind threw Theo off 😂

  • @thecarnivorestrongman
    @thecarnivorestrongman3 ай бұрын

    These two comedic styles have so much synergy.

  • @Metropolithan
    @Metropolithan4 ай бұрын

    this is the good stuff

  • @arrozconeverything
    @arrozconeverything4 ай бұрын

    Did Uber Eats, and Instacart. Can say that 87% of what they're saying is legit.

  • @joshualemelle8626
    @joshualemelle86264 ай бұрын

    Watching this while doing door dash 🤣🤣🤣

  • @4Wayee
    @4Wayee3 күн бұрын

    “Licensed clinical food service professionals” 😅😂

  • @odinsavenger4965
    @odinsavenger49654 ай бұрын

    Doordash is a horrible gig in 2024. The company does everything it can to screw over the customer as well as the Dashers.

  • @andresgarcia3012
    @andresgarcia30123 күн бұрын

    these satirical rants are what I live for 😂

  • @loveandgamingxx1744
    @loveandgamingxx17444 ай бұрын

    Ask a Paramedic...

  • @kenna2092
    @kenna20924 ай бұрын

    im a food service worker, i look away when i see doordashers too

  • @ronniemorales7555
    @ronniemorales75553 ай бұрын

    Lmao the wildest 11mins of convo I’ve seen in a while. It had door dashers, murder, homeless people, OF social workers, different dimensions, silver back guerrillas, shit was just wild

  • @mrchinook8906
    @mrchinook89062 ай бұрын

    this is such a fucking funny conversation 🤣🤣🤣

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