“I Sold Mansions to Janitors” - Tim Dillon - Full Special
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Tim Dillon brags about his sales acumen, reminisces about being from Long Island and bemoans the frozen yogurt store experience.
Original airdate: October 19, 2018
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Straightest gay man of all time
@BPF80MCar-vi1pg
2 ай бұрын
Hes for real straight now
@thehackmusician
2 ай бұрын
Lol I always thought he was fake gay.
@Malouco
2 ай бұрын
He just fucks nonbinary ghosts and aliens
@DAWAXFAX
2 ай бұрын
me too 😂😂😂@@thehackmusician
@flowrestler7528
2 ай бұрын
There’s guys who don’t like men that are gayer
He looked uncomfortable the entire time, and then when he got into ice cream it was flawless reign of confidence
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
3 ай бұрын
Just like you in the real world vs the internet
@mrreemann3739
2 ай бұрын
After 3 minutes I was going to leave... Then I read your comment and fast forwarded to the end. Still not that impressed.😢
posting a 6+ year old special tells us how well Comedy Central is doing.
@tylerphillips503
3 ай бұрын
They've been posting new and old specials since 2020. Bo Burnham's first special went up a few weeks ago
@BFantana
3 ай бұрын
Complaining about free standup? Why?
@JohnnySplendid
3 ай бұрын
This is a KZread channel
@yu_uhglee
3 ай бұрын
you mfs are gonna post this same comment on every one of them huh? the original air date is in the description
@sshuggi
3 ай бұрын
It's fake business
I am ashamed at how little my city appreciated this man's special. TD deserved a better crowd.
shame all of the truly funny parts were edited out--having seen him live, his best stuff can't be published online lol
@ryanowns5
3 ай бұрын
Seen him live twice, and they were pretty tame sets. Nowhere near as unhinged as the pod
@carolyntalbot947
2 ай бұрын
You’re experiencing cognitive dissonance (seeing that his standup is not that great or well-received) because you idolize him. This is what he’s like live, and no you weren’t there. You’re 14.
@slurricrasher9923
2 ай бұрын
@@carolyntalbot947 Fucking love this.
That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious 😂
@maximusmilo6388
3 ай бұрын
It has me crying🤣
@tarico4436
2 ай бұрын
I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.
Tim Dillon is the best stand up comic I’ve seen. Seen him twice and none of his jokes the second time were recycled
This man is the embodiment of gta talk radio and he simply must be in GTA 6
@MRKSC13
26 күн бұрын
They should just put his normal podcast on there, it’d fit right in hahaha
@yourmomshouse6984
21 күн бұрын
Him and Alex Jones together lol
@UniMatrix_1
18 күн бұрын
yess
@paddyoclown
17 күн бұрын
are they gay ghosts? SHE DIDENT LAUGH...😐
“Some husk of a human being in the back sayd dip n dots”…😂😭
@KuhmKnight
3 ай бұрын
Watch your mouth
@Thisshitcrazybruh
3 ай бұрын
That part destroyed me😂😂
“Full special” >multiple cuts
@jyo9735
3 ай бұрын
it was shot for tv, those are commercial breaks
@OctobersOblivion
2 ай бұрын
@@jyo9735 I’m familiar with the concept, there’s entire jokes cut out.
@jyo9735
2 ай бұрын
@@OctobersOblivion oh, i see. wonder why theyd do that?
The crowd work concept at the end is smart, cuz he clearly already knew what he would say for each ice cream brand but let the crowd pick theirs and have him talk, so he gets crowd work but he doesn’t have to think on the spot too much, and it’s not cheating or lame I just think it’s a cool way to do it. I mean I’ve seen people do similar I’m just saying it’s a good idea
@kevin.harter
3 ай бұрын
He’s fr a genius
@user-ye6os3eg5s
2 ай бұрын
Thank you, professor.
@aracnadei13
2 ай бұрын
That's a concept called 'multiple outs' where you give someone the illusion of choice, but all the possible outcomes are accounted for already. Great device usage.
@jamescoleman5238
2 ай бұрын
Attell used to do the same thing where he'd ask the crowd to name a drink and he'd tell them how their night would end
@tarico4436
2 ай бұрын
I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.
That whole ice cream bit was a great closer. Real answer: Thrifty had the best.
@CornyBum
3 ай бұрын
Thrifty, where you can get ice cream alongside mothers who traded in their WIC checks for cigarette money (but seriously, I have good memories from the very few times I went there for ice cream)
@tarico4436
2 ай бұрын
Not sure if it were a Thrifty, but a loooong time ago I went to a drug store and they had this unique flavor that I've rarely seen since: champagne sherbet. The only other place anywhere back then that had same same was a beach spot over the hill in Santa Cruz.
@urdad9853
Ай бұрын
Heck Yeah.....Thrifts ice cream rocked
I almost never belly laugh to comedy on KZread, but this made me shake uncontrollably. He's amazing, and my favorite bombastic big boy.
I think TD is actually the smartest and most entertaining comedian of the day. Can’t get enough of
@julieterrell7921
Ай бұрын
Him and TV!
I saw him live recently and his next special is going to be the best special we’ve seen in years
@youlovejenn1
3 ай бұрын
Oooooo! This gets me excited
I love tim dillon. I don’t get why people don’t like his stand up. I really wish there was more footage out of him doing it
@biggordo482
3 ай бұрын
because he proves he is a raging hoemoe by putting out 20 mins calling it a full special, boomer behavior.
@Anhelswagg
3 ай бұрын
I just didn't laugh at any of the jokes. I think it's his aggressive delivery
@sebastianhernandez7434
3 ай бұрын
It what it is I guess
@alo4912
3 ай бұрын
@Anhelswagg True he's waaaayyy more chill on stage now, this was 6 years ago
@RobMcGravyTrain
3 ай бұрын
@@sebastianhernandez7434we wish him well
It's a real knife fight out there...
@PagIiacci
Ай бұрын
we wish him well on the stage
Im a proud Long Islander from MATTITUCK L.I. And those are facts about the LIRR . What a mess that train is. Great comedy.
Tims comedy delivery is on par with the greats but I personally think the writing could be better in this set. Tim is at his best when u give him a topic and he just rifts...I know this a old set but anyone else think this way?
@OGzoose
3 ай бұрын
it’s riff.
@Bandzz268
3 ай бұрын
@@OGzoose i bet your fun at parties
@parthgupta8881
3 ай бұрын
This is from like 6 years ago he's much better now
@TheSubwizzle
3 ай бұрын
I thought this set was pretty weak, not gonna lie. At least he didn’t totally bomb. 🤷♂️
@jaredmarrero5251
3 ай бұрын
It’s just old guys chill 😂 he has way deeper/funnier perspectives on these topics now. The punchlines are completely different. Writing can be like aging wine.
I've always thought Tim Dillon was just Whitney Cummings
@touchyssubjects364
2 ай бұрын
They have the same cadence and timing
@dontknow3949
28 күн бұрын
@@touchyssubjects364 this is extremely accurate in regard to their standup
Gotta say, I think this Mr Dillon is going to be big one day
"I had a real job when I was a millennial" lmfao
Tillamook is the best Ice Cream
@ColoRADbro420
3 ай бұрын
Agreed
@007NowOnline
3 ай бұрын
I only recently discovered their cheese. It's really good. Didn't know they made ice cream too. Gonna have to try that next.
@DCgreen87
3 ай бұрын
@@007NowOnline It's all made locally in Tillamook! From farm to table. :) Cheesefactory is owned as a partnership between the local farms.
@trevorsmith5505
2 ай бұрын
Nah graeters not even a competition
@primeapegaming4277
2 ай бұрын
From my home state
First time watching his standup. Loves it❤
Gotta say this was better than his recent Netflix special
I dird laughing at the ice cream jokes 😂😂
I love Tim Dillon.
Love you Tim!!! 🤩
Dude is brilliant and has one of the funniest and insightful podcasts out there!
10/10 a real hero
Tim is great!!!
good stuff
Tim Dillon is cleary over the line in this special. Dip'n Dots are the best thing since freeze-dried ice cream.
That's really smart to create higher end crowd work by asking a question with a limited number of known answers and prepping the responses. Pregnant women street fighting for dollars is great.
@tarico4436
2 ай бұрын
I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.
I don't think anybody in the entire state of Louisiana knew what happened during the housing market collapse in '08, much less anybody in a Nola theater lol
love him
10 of 10, was hoping I would see this one again, comedy. Central needs to just fold and give these back to the comics. I hear chapter 11 is popular this time of year😂
So damn good Timmy❤😂
Ahhh Tim Dillon. He makes my life worth living. Dim Tillon is my hero. A true mensch. I love Lim Tiddon, and wish him well.
Thanks Tim
that was such a smart way to end the bit lmaooo
Love Tim!
God the first half or so of this set was gold. Delivery was like, just one of the guys you know, talking, but funny AF. The crowd work on ice cream didn't hit.
Dude just shot down every ice cream 🍦
Face and stomach rolling check😂
Tim's stand up has come a long way in the last six years
He's one of the few actual funny comedians in the Rogan Sphere.
I wasn't expecting over half the crowd to cheer😂
Man that was hilarious
If those janitors had figured out a way to hang on to those mansions, they'd be rich
Hahaha 🤣 I love turkey hill ice-cream 😅
If I don't find out which ice cream he likes best, ima lose it!😂
You gotta be evil😂
Greatest living comedian
Shows the level of the audience at the silence at the bomb at 1:33
the triage entertaimnet reminds me of my 90's turtle movies, the F H E, family home enterainment logo
Still Tim Dillon 😂
the fake job bit its too true
“At no point does my suicide plan involve cardio “ 😂
Hilarious!
Bra AD in Tim's standup 🤣
This guy is so funny!
"I love orange!!!" 😂😂😂
Shout out Tim Dillon
This guy is pretty funny, he should start a podcast
this is art. modern times require modern art and boy does ol Timmy do it.
I like that innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they want to also talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.
"I'm Valencia".😂
Oh my gawd, he nailed Pennsylvania Yep, he gets it 🤭
The only funnier thing than Tim Dillon's rants are his rants at speed 1.75
I've never understood why he's an icon in the comedy business.
@tarico4436
2 ай бұрын
His podcasts from late 2019 through August 2022 kept many people sane during the pan. But then he fired Ben Avery, and his pods have taken a nosedive.
This was 6 years ago and still relevant and funny Timmy D's podcast makes my day sometimes.
How much was edited out?
That’s real!! One brick, lifetime nice! Trust me!!!!
Bro bit about losing weight 😂priceless
It’s definitely cold stone
🔥
Tim came up with 5 minutes of content so he could talk about ice cream for 15 minutes 😂
LMAO
That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious
I've never seen a comedy clip with audience reactions so inappropriately shitty to such good jokes.
1:16 That retired detective joke was fire😂
I love how the crowd under appreciated this 😂😂😂 I WAS HOWLING
this rivals gary gulman's hierarchy of cookies
I'm Valencia! Lol
Ice cream genius
Funniest comedian of our time
dude, i'm a millenial and i'm turning forty-three this year.
Ahahahah I remember seeing this a grip ago!
Saw him in milwaukee twice once at improv once at riverside theater both shows fucking killed
isnt this way ages old? tim dillon s standup is more evolved now, this is more when he started
Tillamook for the W
Never rly was into this guy but this was fkn hilarious
I love Tim so much he’s so funny he has a podcast on KZread just look up his name it’s better than this
Colombia’s finest
Wish this was longer! Tim Dillon rules!
Haven’t laughed once I’m 6 minutes in should I finish watching or go take a nap
This only hits if you were raised in Nassau county Long Island
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
3 ай бұрын
You must be young
@nicklira467
3 ай бұрын
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 not young enough my friend
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
3 ай бұрын
@@nicklira467 long sigh…
Turkey hill is the best ice cream
more set than special