“I Sold Mansions to Janitors” - Tim Dillon - Full Special

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Tim Dillon brags about his sales acumen, reminisces about being from Long Island and bemoans the frozen yogurt store experience.
Original airdate: October 19, 2018
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  • @ls_812
    @ls_8123 ай бұрын

    Straightest gay man of all time

  • @BPF80MCar-vi1pg

    @BPF80MCar-vi1pg

    2 ай бұрын

    Hes for real straight now

  • @thehackmusician

    @thehackmusician

    2 ай бұрын

    Lol I always thought he was fake gay.

  • @Malouco

    @Malouco

    2 ай бұрын

    He just fucks nonbinary ghosts and aliens

  • @DAWAXFAX

    @DAWAXFAX

    2 ай бұрын

    me too 😂😂😂​@@thehackmusician

  • @flowrestler7528

    @flowrestler7528

    2 ай бұрын

    There’s guys who don’t like men that are gayer

  • @briansays1277
    @briansays12773 ай бұрын

    He looked uncomfortable the entire time, and then when he got into ice cream it was flawless reign of confidence

  • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986

    @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986

    3 ай бұрын

    Just like you in the real world vs the internet

  • @mrreemann3739

    @mrreemann3739

    2 ай бұрын

    After 3 minutes I was going to leave... Then I read your comment and fast forwarded to the end. Still not that impressed.😢

  • @SONOFABITCH
    @SONOFABITCH3 ай бұрын

    posting a 6+ year old special tells us how well Comedy Central is doing.

  • @tylerphillips503

    @tylerphillips503

    3 ай бұрын

    They've been posting new and old specials since 2020. Bo Burnham's first special went up a few weeks ago

  • @BFantana

    @BFantana

    3 ай бұрын

    Complaining about free standup? Why?

  • @JohnnySplendid

    @JohnnySplendid

    3 ай бұрын

    This is a KZread channel

  • @yu_uhglee

    @yu_uhglee

    3 ай бұрын

    you mfs are gonna post this same comment on every one of them huh? the original air date is in the description

  • @sshuggi

    @sshuggi

    3 ай бұрын

    It's fake business

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00MАй бұрын

    I am ashamed at how little my city appreciated this man's special. TD deserved a better crowd.

  • @teasquare
    @teasquare3 ай бұрын

    shame all of the truly funny parts were edited out--having seen him live, his best stuff can't be published online lol

  • @ryanowns5

    @ryanowns5

    3 ай бұрын

    Seen him live twice, and they were pretty tame sets. Nowhere near as unhinged as the pod

  • @carolyntalbot947

    @carolyntalbot947

    2 ай бұрын

    You’re experiencing cognitive dissonance (seeing that his standup is not that great or well-received) because you idolize him. This is what he’s like live, and no you weren’t there. You’re 14.

  • @slurricrasher9923

    @slurricrasher9923

    2 ай бұрын

    @@carolyntalbot947 Fucking love this.

  • @MrViciousway
    @MrViciousway3 ай бұрын

    That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious 😂

  • @maximusmilo6388

    @maximusmilo6388

    3 ай бұрын

    It has me crying🤣

  • @tarico4436

    @tarico4436

    2 ай бұрын

    I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

  • @np494609
    @np4946093 ай бұрын

    Tim Dillon is the best stand up comic I’ve seen. Seen him twice and none of his jokes the second time were recycled

  • @chris7419
    @chris741929 күн бұрын

    This man is the embodiment of gta talk radio and he simply must be in GTA 6

  • @MRKSC13

    @MRKSC13

    26 күн бұрын

    They should just put his normal podcast on there, it’d fit right in hahaha

  • @yourmomshouse6984

    @yourmomshouse6984

    21 күн бұрын

    Him and Alex Jones together lol

  • @UniMatrix_1

    @UniMatrix_1

    18 күн бұрын

    yess

  • @paddyoclown

    @paddyoclown

    17 күн бұрын

    are they gay ghosts? SHE DIDENT LAUGH...😐

  • @Dylan-Dead
    @Dylan-Dead3 ай бұрын

    “Some husk of a human being in the back sayd dip n dots”…😂😭

  • @KuhmKnight

    @KuhmKnight

    3 ай бұрын

    Watch your mouth

  • @Thisshitcrazybruh

    @Thisshitcrazybruh

    3 ай бұрын

    That part destroyed me😂😂

  • @OctobersOblivion
    @OctobersOblivion3 ай бұрын

    “Full special” >multiple cuts

  • @jyo9735

    @jyo9735

    3 ай бұрын

    it was shot for tv, those are commercial breaks

  • @OctobersOblivion

    @OctobersOblivion

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jyo9735 I’m familiar with the concept, there’s entire jokes cut out.

  • @jyo9735

    @jyo9735

    2 ай бұрын

    @@OctobersOblivion oh, i see. wonder why theyd do that?

  • @Sargedawg-mh6ne
    @Sargedawg-mh6ne3 ай бұрын

    The crowd work concept at the end is smart, cuz he clearly already knew what he would say for each ice cream brand but let the crowd pick theirs and have him talk, so he gets crowd work but he doesn’t have to think on the spot too much, and it’s not cheating or lame I just think it’s a cool way to do it. I mean I’ve seen people do similar I’m just saying it’s a good idea

  • @kevin.harter

    @kevin.harter

    3 ай бұрын

    He’s fr a genius

  • @user-ye6os3eg5s

    @user-ye6os3eg5s

    2 ай бұрын

    Thank you, professor.

  • @aracnadei13

    @aracnadei13

    2 ай бұрын

    That's a concept called 'multiple outs' where you give someone the illusion of choice, but all the possible outcomes are accounted for already. Great device usage.

  • @jamescoleman5238

    @jamescoleman5238

    2 ай бұрын

    Attell used to do the same thing where he'd ask the crowd to name a drink and he'd tell them how their night would end

  • @tarico4436

    @tarico4436

    2 ай бұрын

    I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

  • @QuestionYourWorld
    @QuestionYourWorld3 ай бұрын

    That whole ice cream bit was a great closer. Real answer: Thrifty had the best.

  • @CornyBum

    @CornyBum

    3 ай бұрын

    Thrifty, where you can get ice cream alongside mothers who traded in their WIC checks for cigarette money (but seriously, I have good memories from the very few times I went there for ice cream)

  • @tarico4436

    @tarico4436

    2 ай бұрын

    Not sure if it were a Thrifty, but a loooong time ago I went to a drug store and they had this unique flavor that I've rarely seen since: champagne sherbet. The only other place anywhere back then that had same same was a beach spot over the hill in Santa Cruz.

  • @urdad9853

    @urdad9853

    Ай бұрын

    Heck Yeah.....Thrifts ice cream rocked

  • @derekdcomedian
    @derekdcomedian3 ай бұрын

    I almost never belly laugh to comedy on KZread, but this made me shake uncontrollably. He's amazing, and my favorite bombastic big boy.

  • @ryanschroeder8263
    @ryanschroeder82633 ай бұрын

    I think TD is actually the smartest and most entertaining comedian of the day. Can’t get enough of

  • @julieterrell7921

    @julieterrell7921

    Ай бұрын

    Him and TV!

  • @xenriqueheraldox
    @xenriqueheraldox3 ай бұрын

    I saw him live recently and his next special is going to be the best special we’ve seen in years

  • @youlovejenn1

    @youlovejenn1

    3 ай бұрын

    Oooooo! This gets me excited

  • @sebastianhernandez7434
    @sebastianhernandez74343 ай бұрын

    I love tim dillon. I don’t get why people don’t like his stand up. I really wish there was more footage out of him doing it

  • @biggordo482

    @biggordo482

    3 ай бұрын

    because he proves he is a raging hoemoe by putting out 20 mins calling it a full special, boomer behavior.

  • @Anhelswagg

    @Anhelswagg

    3 ай бұрын

    I just didn't laugh at any of the jokes. I think it's his aggressive delivery

  • @sebastianhernandez7434

    @sebastianhernandez7434

    3 ай бұрын

    It what it is I guess

  • @alo4912

    @alo4912

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@Anhelswagg True he's waaaayyy more chill on stage now, this was 6 years ago

  • @RobMcGravyTrain

    @RobMcGravyTrain

    3 ай бұрын

    @@sebastianhernandez7434we wish him well

  • @michaeloftaoism
    @michaeloftaoism3 ай бұрын

    It's a real knife fight out there...

  • @PagIiacci

    @PagIiacci

    Ай бұрын

    we wish him well on the stage

  • @michaeljohn8905
    @michaeljohn89053 ай бұрын

    Im a proud Long Islander from MATTITUCK L.I. And those are facts about the LIRR . What a mess that train is. Great comedy.

  • @Bandzz268
    @Bandzz2683 ай бұрын

    Tims comedy delivery is on par with the greats but I personally think the writing could be better in this set. Tim is at his best when u give him a topic and he just rifts...I know this a old set but anyone else think this way?

  • @OGzoose

    @OGzoose

    3 ай бұрын

    it’s riff.

  • @Bandzz268

    @Bandzz268

    3 ай бұрын

    @@OGzoose i bet your fun at parties

  • @parthgupta8881

    @parthgupta8881

    3 ай бұрын

    This is from like 6 years ago he's much better now

  • @TheSubwizzle

    @TheSubwizzle

    3 ай бұрын

    I thought this set was pretty weak, not gonna lie. At least he didn’t totally bomb. 🤷‍♂️

  • @jaredmarrero5251

    @jaredmarrero5251

    3 ай бұрын

    It’s just old guys chill 😂 he has way deeper/funnier perspectives on these topics now. The punchlines are completely different. Writing can be like aging wine.

  • @touchyssubjects364
    @touchyssubjects3642 ай бұрын

    I've always thought Tim Dillon was just Whitney Cummings

  • @touchyssubjects364

    @touchyssubjects364

    2 ай бұрын

    They have the same cadence and timing

  • @dontknow3949

    @dontknow3949

    28 күн бұрын

    @@touchyssubjects364 this is extremely accurate in regard to their standup

  • @michaelbahlman1368
    @michaelbahlman13683 ай бұрын

    Gotta say, I think this Mr Dillon is going to be big one day

  • @humaj19
    @humaj193 ай бұрын

    "I had a real job when I was a millennial" lmfao

  • @DCgreen87
    @DCgreen873 ай бұрын

    Tillamook is the best Ice Cream

  • @ColoRADbro420

    @ColoRADbro420

    3 ай бұрын

    Agreed

  • @007NowOnline

    @007NowOnline

    3 ай бұрын

    I only recently discovered their cheese. It's really good. Didn't know they made ice cream too. Gonna have to try that next.

  • @DCgreen87

    @DCgreen87

    3 ай бұрын

    @@007NowOnline It's all made locally in Tillamook! From farm to table. :) Cheesefactory is owned as a partnership between the local farms.

  • @trevorsmith5505

    @trevorsmith5505

    2 ай бұрын

    Nah graeters not even a competition

  • @primeapegaming4277

    @primeapegaming4277

    2 ай бұрын

    From my home state

  • @sheefree
    @sheefree2 ай бұрын

    First time watching his standup. Loves it❤

  • @tzarp4345
    @tzarp43453 ай бұрын

    Gotta say this was better than his recent Netflix special

  • @user-br1mq1ue9b
    @user-br1mq1ue9b3 ай бұрын

    I dird laughing at the ice cream jokes 😂😂

  • @t.n.patronis4098
    @t.n.patronis40982 ай бұрын

    I love Tim Dillon.

  • @user-nz6mv1eu3y
    @user-nz6mv1eu3y3 ай бұрын

    Love you Tim!!! 🤩

  • @devod123
    @devod1232 ай бұрын

    Dude is brilliant and has one of the funniest and insightful podcasts out there!

  • @andanotherone6301
    @andanotherone63013 ай бұрын

    10/10 a real hero

  • @stoptimestudio85
    @stoptimestudio853 ай бұрын

    Tim is great!!!

  • @tingtang9302
    @tingtang93023 ай бұрын

    good stuff

  • @alias7343
    @alias73433 ай бұрын

    Tim Dillon is cleary over the line in this special. Dip'n Dots are the best thing since freeze-dried ice cream.

  • @PhaedruS007
    @PhaedruS0073 ай бұрын

    That's really smart to create higher end crowd work by asking a question with a limited number of known answers and prepping the responses. Pregnant women street fighting for dollars is great.

  • @tarico4436

    @tarico4436

    2 ай бұрын

    I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

  • @Brett101792
    @Brett1017923 ай бұрын

    I don't think anybody in the entire state of Louisiana knew what happened during the housing market collapse in '08, much less anybody in a Nola theater lol

  • @g2h0
    @g2h02 ай бұрын

    love him

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X153 ай бұрын

    10 of 10, was hoping I would see this one again, comedy. Central needs to just fold and give these back to the comics. I hear chapter 11 is popular this time of year😂

  • @learnhistoryandeconomics3690
    @learnhistoryandeconomics36903 ай бұрын

    So damn good Timmy❤😂

  • @Wodenson5150
    @Wodenson51502 ай бұрын

    Ahhh Tim Dillon. He makes my life worth living. Dim Tillon is my hero. A true mensch. I love Lim Tiddon, and wish him well.

  • @HlifeRomania91
    @HlifeRomania912 ай бұрын

    Thanks Tim

  • @noahokayama3825
    @noahokayama382523 күн бұрын

    that was such a smart way to end the bit lmaooo

  • @bradschultz1470
    @bradschultz1470Ай бұрын

    Love Tim!

  • @chieftain5571
    @chieftain5571Ай бұрын

    God the first half or so of this set was gold. Delivery was like, just one of the guys you know, talking, but funny AF. The crowd work on ice cream didn't hit.

  • @Vega.pdf35mm
    @Vega.pdf35mm3 ай бұрын

    Dude just shot down every ice cream 🍦

  • @learnhistoryandeconomics3690
    @learnhistoryandeconomics36903 ай бұрын

    Face and stomach rolling check😂

  • @likemy
    @likemy3 ай бұрын

    Tim's stand up has come a long way in the last six years

  • @mcmays22
    @mcmays222 ай бұрын

    He's one of the few actual funny comedians in the Rogan Sphere.

  • @DocSlaughter
    @DocSlaughterАй бұрын

    I wasn't expecting over half the crowd to cheer😂

  • @SwaggerPacker
    @SwaggerPacker2 ай бұрын

    Man that was hilarious

  • @cmlxjcky
    @cmlxjcky8 күн бұрын

    If those janitors had figured out a way to hang on to those mansions, they'd be rich

  • @ClaLu
    @ClaLuАй бұрын

    Hahaha 🤣 I love turkey hill ice-cream 😅

  • @julieterrell7921
    @julieterrell7921Ай бұрын

    If I don't find out which ice cream he likes best, ima lose it!😂

  • @k-1llmatic832
    @k-1llmatic8323 ай бұрын

    You gotta be evil😂

  • @lookingforne
    @lookingforne2 күн бұрын

    Greatest living comedian

  • @Liablesuspicions
    @Liablesuspicions27 күн бұрын

    Shows the level of the audience at the silence at the bomb at 1:33

  • @coreyhill8841
    @coreyhill88413 ай бұрын

    the triage entertaimnet reminds me of my 90's turtle movies, the F H E, family home enterainment logo

  • @fhaladjian
    @fhaladjian2 ай бұрын

    Still Tim Dillon 😂

  • @Yarblocosifilitico
    @YarblocosifiliticoАй бұрын

    the fake job bit its too true

  • @amandacollyer645
    @amandacollyer64524 күн бұрын

    “At no point does my suicide plan involve cardio “ 😂

  • @lukebobb
    @lukebobb3 ай бұрын

    Hilarious!

  • @everquestfan
    @everquestfan3 ай бұрын

    Bra AD in Tim's standup 🤣

  • @alfred8294
    @alfred8294Ай бұрын

    This guy is so funny!

  • @ClaLu
    @ClaLuАй бұрын

    "I love orange!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @terryerdos1713
    @terryerdos17133 ай бұрын

    Shout out Tim Dillon

  • @Steven_Grey
    @Steven_Grey3 ай бұрын

    This guy is pretty funny, he should start a podcast

  • @apolo2177
    @apolo2177Ай бұрын

    this is art. modern times require modern art and boy does ol Timmy do it.

  • @tarico4436
    @tarico44362 ай бұрын

    I like that innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they want to also talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

  • @ConanDuke
    @ConanDuke2 ай бұрын

    "I'm Valencia".😂

  • @gilliganmcneuter4550
    @gilliganmcneuter45503 ай бұрын

    Oh my gawd, he nailed Pennsylvania Yep, he gets it 🤭

  • @matthewcordova
    @matthewcordova26 күн бұрын

    The only funnier thing than Tim Dillon's rants are his rants at speed 1.75

  • @natepotter666
    @natepotter6662 ай бұрын

    I've never understood why he's an icon in the comedy business.

  • @tarico4436

    @tarico4436

    2 ай бұрын

    His podcasts from late 2019 through August 2022 kept many people sane during the pan. But then he fired Ben Avery, and his pods have taken a nosedive.

  • @MattLong90
    @MattLong902 ай бұрын

    This was 6 years ago and still relevant and funny Timmy D's podcast makes my day sometimes.

  • @Mpeterson1286
    @Mpeterson12863 ай бұрын

    How much was edited out?

  • @Mrralphfolorain
    @MrralphfolorainАй бұрын

    That’s real!! One brick, lifetime nice! Trust me!!!!

  • @dariushorton9418
    @dariushorton94183 ай бұрын

    Bro bit about losing weight 😂priceless

  • @weouthere2082
    @weouthere20823 ай бұрын

    It’s definitely cold stone

  • @tomasliebel8731
    @tomasliebel87313 ай бұрын

    🔥

  • @dangerousthoughts.1591
    @dangerousthoughts.15912 ай бұрын

    Tim came up with 5 minutes of content so he could talk about ice cream for 15 minutes 😂

  • @tommyaudio
    @tommyaudio2 ай бұрын

    LMAO

  • @Robin-Feldman
    @Robin-Feldman3 ай бұрын

    That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious

  • @szynkers
    @szynkers20 күн бұрын

    I've never seen a comedy clip with audience reactions so inappropriately shitty to such good jokes.

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains92012 ай бұрын

    1:16 That retired detective joke was fire😂

  • @dereklaw6698
    @dereklaw66983 ай бұрын

    I love how the crowd under appreciated this 😂😂😂 I WAS HOWLING

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy2 ай бұрын

    this rivals gary gulman's hierarchy of cookies

  • @theconsciousobserver6829
    @theconsciousobserver68293 ай бұрын

    I'm Valencia! Lol

  • @brdaily2311
    @brdaily23113 ай бұрын

    Ice cream genius

  • @mmegdaniel
    @mmegdaniel3 ай бұрын

    Funniest comedian of our time

  • @PrecambrianLullaby
    @PrecambrianLullaby3 ай бұрын

    dude, i'm a millenial and i'm turning forty-three this year.

  • @Ross_Antonich
    @Ross_Antonich3 ай бұрын

    Ahahahah I remember seeing this a grip ago!

  • @sardi4204
    @sardi42043 ай бұрын

    Saw him in milwaukee twice once at improv once at riverside theater both shows fucking killed

  • @MrProbstandrew
    @MrProbstandrew3 ай бұрын

    isnt this way ages old? tim dillon s standup is more evolved now, this is more when he started

  • @torrenhinsley7509
    @torrenhinsley75093 ай бұрын

    Tillamook for the W

  • @crownthesun3128
    @crownthesun31283 ай бұрын

    Never rly was into this guy but this was fkn hilarious

  • @LanaVentus
    @LanaVentus18 күн бұрын

    I love Tim so much he’s so funny he has a podcast on KZread just look up his name it’s better than this

  • @thomasenglish1172
    @thomasenglish11723 ай бұрын

    Colombia’s finest

  • @kellymichaelskelton913
    @kellymichaelskelton9133 ай бұрын

    Wish this was longer! Tim Dillon rules!

  • @ajtaylor889
    @ajtaylor8892 ай бұрын

    Haven’t laughed once I’m 6 minutes in should I finish watching or go take a nap

  • @nicklira467
    @nicklira4673 ай бұрын

    This only hits if you were raised in Nassau county Long Island

  • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986

    @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986

    3 ай бұрын

    You must be young

  • @nicklira467

    @nicklira467

    3 ай бұрын

    @@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 not young enough my friend

  • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986

    @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986

    3 ай бұрын

    @@nicklira467 long sigh…

  • @88playmkr
    @88playmkr3 ай бұрын

    Turkey hill is the best ice cream

  • @theodorosgeorgitsis5600
    @theodorosgeorgitsis5600Ай бұрын

    more set than special

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