Carnival Worker Explains How the Games Rip You Off
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Excerpt from This Past Weekend #496 | A Carnie
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Theo getting normal people is better than 99% of celebrity podcast guests
@kylefrancis3906
26 күн бұрын
Fux yea I didn't want this clip to end! Thx Theo and awesome guest.
@seeker156
25 күн бұрын
Tosh is doing it now too. I realized how much I missed Tosh and his comedy/interviews. Absolutely cracks me up.
@grungelives
25 күн бұрын
@@seeker156 agreed Tosh Show rules
@mr.stinker9335
25 күн бұрын
99.9% of the elite. Celebrities and public servants HATE US.
@notachance3444
25 күн бұрын
I get kinda bummed when I see he has a celebrity on but when he has a truck driver or garbage man on I feel like I can’t listen to it fast enough. I skipped a meeting at work because I was listening to the New York garbage man episode. They’re just way more entertaining and don’t act like they have a reputation to uphold or like they’re something they’re not.
Theo is the only one that listened to Rogan and just talks to whoever and whatever he’s interested in
@jonbarron8049
27 күн бұрын
Lol if you think Rogan doesn’t do what he’s told you’re crazy
@Last_Chance.
27 күн бұрын
Gang baby. Theo's upstairs!!
@bretputchel689
27 күн бұрын
I think tosh took note also.
@xeoiii
27 күн бұрын
@@jonbarron8049 True, it's easy to just boss around hundered-millionaires
@CrispColdChris
26 күн бұрын
@@bretputchel689 came to comment Tosh too
"Circus folk..nomads you know. Smell like cabbage...small hands"
@seanlanglois8620
14 күн бұрын
One of the best quotes from an Austin Powers movie
@donduck6195
12 күн бұрын
I love when he finally gets to say "mole" to the dude from golden years and he runs wild with it. The stick poking it is hilarious
My uncle runs a carnival and when i was 18 i went out to work it with him. He never told me its a scam. He just had me lure people in and let them play. One time, this grandfather rolled up with his like....5 year old grandson. This little boy was BURNED all over his face. Hands me a $20 to let the kid go a few rounds on that game where you have a bunch of tiny glass cups that are wet and you toss a little ping pong ball in. They always bounce out. He runs through that $20 fast. The kid wanted the cool scooter hanging up. 20 bucks is gone and he hands me another 20. I told him....."You know he wont ever win." and the grandfather said "I know. i just love seeing him have fun." in that moment i decided.....this boy is getting this scooter. So on the last shot.....the little boy jumped up and turned around as if "awww man! almost made it!" and i leaned in and grabbed the ball and put it in the glass. In order to unlock and get him the scooter i had to call my uncle to come unlock it. My uncle was like "Mannnnn, aint no one won that game in 20 years" he knew i pulled a fast one. But it was in front of everyone so he didnt challenge it and i gave the scooter to the boy. The grandfather....who seen me do that for his grandson, shook my hand and said thank you and left. Week later i got outa there. Never returned. Carnival should be about joy and OPEN challenges not scams. Tell them how impossible a game is. Or design a new game that is extremely hard and make it clear. People will still play for the challenge.
@dubev674
7 күн бұрын
Thats a cool story man. Big Ws to you and grandpa big L uncle
@michaelboots7690
5 күн бұрын
Yeah imagine scamming people all day for a job and feeling fine about it 😂.
@feliciathagoat1678
5 күн бұрын
'Morbidly wholesome anecdotes' 🤙🏼🎪
@plumbussmith
4 күн бұрын
Good people doing good things for good people for being good.
@GavinRose-wy6kn
2 сағат бұрын
Well Ik a lot of it is just for fun yk they know it’s a scam
That guy looks exactly like what you think an old carnie would look like.
@grantn.9061
27 күн бұрын
There's something about men with abnormally large mouths that makes them seem untrustworthy and morally suspicious
@TheEndlessVariables
26 күн бұрын
Yeah like Steven Tyler’s brother who went in another direction
@Double_Thinker
26 күн бұрын
He looks like carny Marilyn Manson
@AKdaJuiceGuy
26 күн бұрын
Probably smells like cabbage
@Banned4Life
26 күн бұрын
Old?
this guy givin Theo some of his own kind of comedy with the kid as a prize joke
@acehole4788
27 күн бұрын
That was top notch funny
@rkbvideos575
27 күн бұрын
Yeah dude! came to comment this, that had me rolling
@yahirbear
26 күн бұрын
Carnies kinda have to be comedic so it makes sense
@revwillyg6450
26 күн бұрын
Cleft palate bunny rabbit or...Ricky!😂
@HoniTheCircleMaker13
26 күн бұрын
@@revwillyg6450We got a real live ginger over here 😂
I actually won a huge Spuds McKenzie stuffed animal when I was a kid at the basket/softball toss. The carnie did that exact thing where he showed me how it was done and then had me throw the second ball and it did stick. Then when I had to do two on my own, when I tossed the ball (back/underhand with the spin), it hit the lip and bumped up into the air and then fell back in to the basket, came back up almost to the lip and then settled back into the basket. The look on the carnie's face was of pure surprise. The second ball went in without much of an issue. The carnie just stood there slackjawed. My parents looked the same. I--an eight year old kid who had just won a massive stuffed beer mascot bigger than I was==was overjoyed and thought I was just naturally gifted. Don't think I ever won another one of those games.
@SUPE2IOR
13 күн бұрын
Your greatest accomplishment
@lukeecoms
12 күн бұрын
Had the same thing happen to me lol but I won a big gorilla that couldn’t even fit in my friends parents car. Had to give it away to some other kid 😭
@joerussell9574
12 күн бұрын
It doesn't matter if You never won again.....that was You're time lol and a great memory for You!
@pilotnamealreadytaken6035
10 күн бұрын
@lukeecoms awe man 😢
@cowboyssb9182
7 күн бұрын
wow that’s fricking amazing lol loser
“He got the dreaded one though” 😂😂😂😂we all know what he’s talking about lmfao
Tom Segura hates the poors. Well Theo is people’s champ he’s one of us and get interesting real people as guests. Legend.
@space_1073
26 күн бұрын
I really think Tom is just doing a bit with that and isn't letting up out of spite for the reaction it's getting.
@crakkbone8473
26 күн бұрын
Don’t bring segura into this, he’s a total ass.
@reak4658
26 күн бұрын
@@space_1073 yea I agree it’s just a bit he’s not actually a poor hater
@sethanderson9819
26 күн бұрын
@@reak4658well I am! I hate them poor folk! I may or may not be one of em
@himynameiscorey
26 күн бұрын
As long as the bit is running, it doesn’t feel in good faith to anyone while he relishes in his success driving around maseratis, etc. Always loved Tom’s comedy but the good faith in him feels like it has diminished. Maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s not! Just sucks to not have money, last people need is someone rubbing it in their faces.
Losing your car to a carnival game is demented.
@Inprincible
26 күн бұрын
But "I'll give you all your money back" is diabolical.
@st6086
25 күн бұрын
Trading a Subaru for a teddy bear seems like a good deal
@WhosWatchingWhat
25 күн бұрын
That man is a different kind of degenerate 😂😂 same with the guy who lost 2600. lol idk but I feel like at a certain point you have to know the money your spending is way more then an Xbox lol
@CombatLegsVIDS
24 күн бұрын
hes a straight up lie 😂
@Mike7911779
23 күн бұрын
So what do you consider losing Ricky then?
As a kid, I was smart enough to WATCH others lose their money and never win. Didn't take long to figure out the carny games are rigged so the winning move is not playing.
@markboozer3234
15 күн бұрын
If you never play, then you will never win.
@GodWeenSatan
14 күн бұрын
@@markboozer3234if you play you'll never win
@markboozer3234
13 күн бұрын
@@GodWeenSatan Wrong. Sorry to burst your bubble. There are only a few that are un-winnable. Bank-a-ball hands out 20 to 30 % stock. Which is average across the midway. One ball is harder, but you HAVE to listen to the game operator, they Will give you the actual way to win. They are banking on the "I'm a Man, I don't follow directions" not paying attention. I worked for a traveling carnival for years. I have seen ten bicycles given out as prizes for the shoot out the star game in one weekend. My game was pool tables. We had to keep the tables level and clean. Because it makes the game harder to win! Another game my boss had was the long range. Basket ball free throw game. In Houston, Tx. My buddy had a 60 year old grandmother toss 18 straight. She then stayed around to give all the young boys crap for not being as good as she was!! Honestly, we had to worry more about the rowdy customers robbing us for the money in our aprons, then the paying customers had to worry about games being rigged!
@mikew3194
9 күн бұрын
And if at first you don't succeed, keep paying to try because you've already invested in it. No turning back, that's for cowards. How much is your ring worth?
Gotta bring this guy back as a permanent co host the chemistry is magnetic and he's super funny
@cdavid469
13 күн бұрын
Fuck cohosting, get this man a pod
This dude gets high off of peoples broken spirits 😂 everytime Theo mentioned how defeated he was as a kid spending his last money and losing & dudes smile just grew and grew 😂😂😂😂
@bg2362
24 күн бұрын
I was looking for someone to mention this. lol
@user-mu2mp8ll6c
24 күн бұрын
Yep. He's a special kind of asshole
@kt114
23 күн бұрын
Like the grinch
@levansegnaro4637
23 күн бұрын
Average rat in tarkov
@illzwillzwatuz963
23 күн бұрын
True trick 👌🏾 or treat
Theo just getting random cats on his massive platform is unreal!
@IAMTHEGOOCHALMIGHTY
27 күн бұрын
theo is for the people baby
@DanielIvan707
27 күн бұрын
He’s a Legend! He actually gets good guests.
@nola3572
27 күн бұрын
Some of these people are incredible. The trash worker and the coroner were the best. Having a strong accent helps the guest lmao
@montae651talksthetalkk5
27 күн бұрын
Theo the g.o.a.t
@koda236
27 күн бұрын
theres no cats in this video, tf are you talking about
I used to do the shoot the star game. The trick to that would not be to lay on the trigger if the pellet gun, but to flick the trigger to get one or two shots off at a time. You aim for the outside corners of the star and basically carve out the star from around it. The carnies used to turn the card backwards and angled when they saw me each year, because they knew I’d win it and others would see how I did it to win. Every year I’d have blood blisters on the index, middle and ring fingers from that game, and a dozen plus giant stuffed animals for my little sister.
@ainteasya
15 күн бұрын
Doesn't work everywhere. Some guns shoot so unpredictably
@micahreese982
8 күн бұрын
I worked that game The counter had red carpet on it. If it was a close one I set it on the carpet and would flatten it out on the carpet. It always picked up red lint Sorry bub, so close
A fellow student in high school warned us (he used to be a carny in the summertime) if they think you are a fool with cash they would point at you and yell "HEY MARK" then apologize for mistaken identity. That really helped.
@JasonW1220
22 күн бұрын
That’s so fucked 😂
Rob Zombie should consider having him as the next store owner in his upcoming movie.
@korbindallas4552
25 күн бұрын
This guy doesn't exactly look like a brick and mortar kinda guy...
@bryanergau6682
25 күн бұрын
Rob Zombie should re-do A Walk To Remember or maybe Bridges Of Madison County.
@RyanCoomer
24 күн бұрын
@@bryanergau6682 100
@AlWorth9738
24 күн бұрын
@@korbindallas4552 well, that went over your head.... way over
@cheapthrilll6323
24 күн бұрын
Zombie grew up in the carnival scene. This needs to be a short series.
I like how this dude matches Theo’s energy perfectly 😂 That ‘kids up there as a prize’ bit was 👌
@chrisrose2767
24 күн бұрын
That one took Theo out😂
“You’re probably going to lose, and you’re probably gonna knock somebody up”. Damn! The cold, hard truth.
This guy is a real piece of work. I hope Theo told him "thanks for playing" at the end and didn't pay him 😂.
I love how whenever a comedian talks to a regular person, their jokes always go right over the comedian’s head 😂
@bfors8498
25 күн бұрын
They don't expect civilians to have jokes
Sometimes you'll still see the kid up there as a prize now 🤣🤣🤣
@ryantiller5624
27 күн бұрын
It seemed like something Theo himself would've said
@MrJames-tw3so
25 күн бұрын
Does he not age?
@GucciButNotGuilty
24 күн бұрын
@@MrJames-tw3so Not after that Carnie Voodoo. Duh.
@kolbesmith1175
23 күн бұрын
At micheal Jackson's carnival thats all they had
Theo Von has that genuine curiosity about all of the topics they hit. It's almost like a child hearing some of the best, "Nuh, uh!" stories about life. Not a bad thing! It's just so cool how exciting it is to learn something new! That ability to question things AND drink in all of the information thrown back! Seriously one of my favorite people! 😁💚
Theo Von is super chill, I got to show him some magic after his show and he was humble and appreciative. Never forgetting that memory!
this carnival guy has the same exact energy as theo LMFAOOO "some even traded in their kids, u can win em as a prize now" "we got a real life ginger over here" "at least he got the dreaded banana" lmaoooo
@poppyhimbo
21 күн бұрын
ummm watch Toy Story 4. It's about child trafficking and carnivals. They joke about this shit but it does happen
@rocketloob449
19 күн бұрын
@@poppyhimbo ok?
@NaterBater
19 күн бұрын
@@poppyhimbothis might be the most random comment I’ve ever read lmao. Totally unrelated to the OP’s comment
@poppyhimbo
19 күн бұрын
@@NaterBater Um wake up bro. You'll never understand how this world operates because you can;t think critically
@NaterBater
19 күн бұрын
@@poppyhimbo oh I’m fully awake, you’re just commenting on the wrong comments I think dude. It’s possible your medication is off, maybe you need to consult your doctor.
"epsom new Hampshire, from the salts, I guess?" Lmao 🤣
@kylemvest
25 күн бұрын
I laughed out loud after it took me 10 seconds to get 😂
@TheWildManEnkidu
24 күн бұрын
They actually originally come from a place in England called Epsom. So Theo was unintentionally right, kind of.
@williamloughlin2578
23 күн бұрын
Bro as someone from New Hampshire, this shit had me dying😂 I was like , ofc the carnival gambling addict is from my state of origin 🤦♂️
@uiebattles
23 күн бұрын
That’s why I love Theo
@mikecigan5844
16 күн бұрын
Really, the most dad joke ever? Man I thought Theo was simple in his intellect but my god you commenters are even worse. Idk what you found funny about that. Honestly. So lame.
Back in 1965 my dad was a pro pitcher silently mentored by Mickey Mantle. He could through a fastball in high school 98.9 miles an hour. We lived in Upstate NY in a tiny, not even a dot on the map kind of place. We were at a carnival in our town, and he stepped up to the milk jugs. The locals gathered around to see Dickie pitch. The carny knew nothing, they were all Gibs Town folk. He stepped back, dropped his shoulders, eyes closed, looked up and POW! He not only knocked the crap out of them, he shattered the top one! Everyone cheered their hometown boy! He was wanted by 5 major teams and scouted for more. I swear at 5 to me he glowed, my hero...he went for his physical and they found he had melanoma cancer. In 65 you just went home and died. My hero was gone. After The Mick himself came to the funeral with a lot of other players. They played a benefit game for my mom on our softball field. I remember sitting in Mick's lap...he smelled of cigarette's and bourbon, and the Mick had tears streaming down his face... I miss Dickie still.
@upsidedownlogic175
9 күн бұрын
Trying to do your best fake story comment. Was funny though.
@sylviayoung1901
9 күн бұрын
@upsidedownlogic175 show me where I can send the article about my dad and I will. Or Google Richard Robarge azzhole.
@sylviayoung1901
9 күн бұрын
@@upsidedownlogic175 Can't fake a coffin in the home for 3 days for the viewing. That's how it went back then.
@sylviayoung1901
9 күн бұрын
@@upsidedownlogic175 Richard Francis Robarge
"And you're probably gonna knock somebody up" is the greatest life lesson/ending to a video I've seen in awhile! lol
I don't know who's idea it was to have "regular people" on as guests but it's literally genius. Right on brand for Theo and his audience as appealing to the down to earth and working class.
@spiegeltn
26 күн бұрын
I remember when you got on the internet and could search the names of people you went to high school with and most people you knew would show up from their Myspace pages. Now, nobody pops up. The internet used to be by the people for the people but that ship has sailed.
@KingC89
26 күн бұрын
@@spiegeltnNow it's all censorship etc
@spiegeltn
26 күн бұрын
@@KingC89 Yes...now, they will let you know who matters and who doesn't.
@nobody3431
26 күн бұрын
Dunno if I’d call carnies “regular” people
@larsonfamilyhouse
26 күн бұрын
@@nobody3431 😂😂😂
At the county fair in 2001 I wanted this electric razor scooter. The game was to bounce a ball off a wall and have it land in a basket on the ground.... Just like the one the showed here. I tried 10 times and never got close. I said "this is a scam isn't it" and the guy says no, bro, let me show you and walked out and did it. $2 later, I was riding off on my new electric scooter. I just needed to see the "trick" and then I could emulate it. That scooter sucked though, I crashed it and broke my whackin' hand.
@SceneXtube
24 күн бұрын
Are you the guy off in whose camper they were whacking?
@goatboy150
24 күн бұрын
That was a roller coaster.
@srb2591
24 күн бұрын
See you should have learned to wank with both hands. Always gotta expect the unexpected
@Tofuu1311
22 күн бұрын
Dont think it was the scooter's fault that you crashed it bruh
@RedArrow808
22 күн бұрын
Good story
This guy looks could be the villian in any family movie😂😂😂😂
"You're prolly gonna lose.. and you're prolly gonna knock somebody up" Powerful closing statements lmao
This is literally the PERFECT guy for Theo’s podcast. 😂 matter of fact, I think the best episodes are when he just has random people on like this.
@benhubbell7525
25 күн бұрын
Mortician episode was great
@crystalcandiano1849
25 күн бұрын
Hell yeah ! That's my Uncle Mitch! He's even better in person 😂
@miketheyunggod2534
23 күн бұрын
He had a plumber.
@benhubbell7525
22 күн бұрын
Regular Joe episodes are the 👌
Theo Von team, thank you for putting out clips and shorts like this. Helps me pick out a podcast to listen to while in traffic or doing chores at home.
Love Theo genuinely telling him that he can wear the shades if it makes him more comfortable.
@Smokkedandslammed
25 күн бұрын
"...they already seen my face?" 🤣🤣🤣
@tstayin
23 күн бұрын
Yeah, Theo was a little slow during this taping
@Casualweeb475
23 күн бұрын
@@tstayinhe's not really wrong. They could've just censored his face after the fact
@JasonW1220
22 күн бұрын
@@tstayinoh please… no way he thought he was serious, he was just making him feel the heat a bit 😂
You’re probably gonna lose…and you’re probably gonna knock somebody up… wait what?😂
@ZEUS_God1
26 күн бұрын
That’s life bro … probably
@GucciButNotGuilty
24 күн бұрын
From Theo, a guy with no kids lol
theo with the hard hitting journalism. thank you for your service.
Bro just woke up and said , I ain't brushing my teeth no more
“Epsom New Hampshire? From the salts, I guess” classic Theo
@jakelong3466
22 күн бұрын
Underrated line that I don’t think most caught lol
@lycanthrope9760
21 күн бұрын
Lol glad I wasn't the only one that has a laugh at that
The Carny Mafia is gonna take this guy out!
@TanyaQueen182
26 күн бұрын
he's in it. No worries.
@axllomein7215
25 күн бұрын
@@TanyaQueen182 No, he's said too much.
@dylanmorgan2752
25 күн бұрын
He's blabbed too much about our thing. Loose lips sink ships ovah here
@kenwood9382
25 күн бұрын
The games he was spilling the beans on are all in the past, long since outlawed.
@TanyaQueen182
25 күн бұрын
@@kenwood9382 exactly. Thank you lol. Mitch aint dumb.
When I was like 11-12 yrs old my family went to 6 Flags Magic Mountain for the day. They, like most amusement parks, have a section with carnival style games. I begged and begged for a couple bucks to play because a really cool stuffed dragon caught my eye and I really wanted it. My mean ass step mom told me I didn't stand a chance and to stop asking. My dad told her to shut up and handed me a few dollars and said "good luck." I took the money and ran over to the games. I handed the man behind the counter the money and he handed me a softball. I can't remember the name of the game but the goal was to toss the softball into an old fashioned milk container. Those really big ones that are like 3 feet tall. Anywho, I eye'd my target, lined up my shit, and gave a smooth underhand toss. To my absolute shock, I freaking nailed it! Like a perfect swish. The ball didn't even touch the rim. Even the dude behind the counter was surprised. He said "good shootin' kid.. pick your prize." I pointed up and said "that big orange dragon, please." It didn't look that big when it was hanging up on the ceiling, but when the guy handed it to me, I was damn near staring that dragon in the eye. This thing was HUGE. And that's coming from a guy who's never been the 2nd tallest kid throughout my entire public school career. I had to tie the dragons hands together so I could piggy back it the rest of the day. Still totally worth it
Whenever the carnival came to town, we'd pull a fast one on the carnies, distract, loot prize, and then walk away while your buddy is asking the guy random shit about the game. 😂
Theo randomly throwing “you’re probably going to knock somebody up” at the very end..😅😂🤣🤣
@madmadelo183
25 күн бұрын
Good ole Theo! This is random, but you rly look like Daniel Radcliffe. Lmao
@JT-ld5kh
24 күн бұрын
That shit had me in tears😂
@guitarriff123
24 күн бұрын
@@madmadelo183 Bahaha! Expelliarmus 🪄
@filmsta5sixtoosie
23 күн бұрын
@@madmadelo183creep.. you probably wanna see his weiner too now
"You're probably going to lose.. and you're probably going to knock someone up." 😂😂😂 Theo is out of control. I love it.
I love this guy, he gets so excited about the games. "Oh let me tell you about that one.." lol
Idk if Theo is putting on a bit talking about getting ripped off at the carnival to an unapologetic carnie, but there’s a subtle hilarity to it. Brilliant.
Interviewing a carny is such an ingenious idea. Someone who’s day to day life you forget you might be interested in 😂 how did he even think of this!!
3:24 HOPPY THE CLEFT PALLET FUCKIN EASTER HERO
@britishskater54
26 күн бұрын
12 more months of winter
@MartiniGTGP
25 күн бұрын
I screamed bruh shit is TOO good
This is so much more interesting but also heart-breaking than any podcast I've seen before.
I worked at Coney Island and I can 100% say these games are meant to take ya money and make ya kids cry all day 😂
Theo could pull off being a Carny with that roadkill mullet
@sexistspaghettios
13 күн бұрын
Oh yeah, easily! Especially being a smooth talker. I feel like he had w paths in life and he took the comedian route lol.
Dude. Theo has the most interesting every day man type of guests. Such a fresh breath of air on KZread
Theo! U make me roll brother. Thx for the laughs and smiles.
If Theo worked a carnival booth he’d definitely be giving out hamsters as prizes.
I love that Theo talks to so many people. Not just celebrities. Everyone has a story!
@NoWr2Run
17 күн бұрын
YUM
Daniel Tosh did have that one dude on his tv show back in the day who spent his life savings on a carnival game and only went home with a giant smiling banana plushie with dreadlocks lol
We need more Carney interviews.
that plaid print is on fire .. 😂 Praise God bb.. gang
I love these real people interviews. I’m tired of seeing guests who have done a podcast tour. Why would I watch u say the same thing for your 9th podcast episode this week? I wanna hear from a carnival worker, border patrol agent, or a pest control worker.
@spiegeltn
26 күн бұрын
So nobody that has ever been on First We Feast?
@TheColleenDabeanShow
25 күн бұрын
Try Soft White Underbelly. Not a podcast, just an interview - but man, that guy interviews people who have experiences you can't even imagine.
Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.
Hands down my favourite guest so far this year! Theo, please get an emergency department nurse next.
As someone who worked management in games revenue at a theme park for a few years.... Our ring toss game was greased. Like straight up sprayed. I wasn't responsible for it, but I watched another manager do it. Our balloon pop game had dulled pegs behind most of the balloons. When we demonstrated the game to the guests, we would always aim center blue. Sharp peg. My dumbass hit it dead on and it still didn't pop one time. Little girl picked up my extra bag and threw it and popped one right after too. 🤦♂
The “non celebrity” pods are some of my favorites.
@travisreed4070
17 күн бұрын
By far are the best
"taught u life your gonna lose man, ya know! and your probably gonna knock somebody up". Words to live by.
I like this Carny, he more honest than any Judge or Politicians 4 shuuuuure
I didn’t know Dave Attel was a Carny as his day job.
@Last_Chance.
27 күн бұрын
Obviously his is
@frankmurphy5
26 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@JohnnyDouchbag-nr5yf
25 күн бұрын
The old carnie/comedian routine
@user-mu2mp8ll6c
24 күн бұрын
Bahahaha
@wolfeadventures
20 күн бұрын
With Jeff Ross’s voice.
Him describing how to gently move the dart to be discreet is so funny in the context of him cheating a kid out of a stuffed animal for a few bucks.
@thejesus95
25 күн бұрын
Many many times though it may fill the wallet, but wears on the soul.
Dude fit right into the podcast like a best stoner friend, didn’t get nervous and had the balls to take risky jokes impressive
My grandad used too work the carnivals over here in the U.K in the 50s. And he said to me the first thing they teach you is how to short change people.🤣🤣🏴🇬🇧
I was a little kid and played the "Bushel Basket" game in my home town fair. I won the big prize on my first go with the backspin technique. Ill always remember the look on the guys face when I said "i want the big toy".
This guy broke the Carny Code !!
@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish
26 күн бұрын
Simpsons , Ernest goes to camp actor did that voice 2 yrs before he died at like 55 yrs old
@juniorsanchez7441
25 күн бұрын
@@AnglandAlamehnaSwedishReally??! That makes me happy to know. I was a huge fan of all of the Ernest film and Simpsons as a kid RIP to Jim Varney 🙏
@user-hm4wg6sh8c
23 күн бұрын
He's a punk.( 35 years in the business) He's telling alot of partial truths.
@Michorida
23 күн бұрын
No honor among carnys
@emannuelsepulveda7259
22 күн бұрын
@@user-hm4wg6sh8chow dare the guy who’s actively trying to scam you out of your money reveal the scams of the “business!” We don’t actually want children to have good times, we just want to make money off of the good will of children and parents that don’t want to say no to their children” diabolical trade. We need to bring shame back
Best thing to do is some interviews with just regular people and Theo’s the perfect person to do it! 😂
He did not just say “Epson New Hampshire, from the salts I guess?” Bruh had me SO weak 😂😂😂
Finally someone who genuinely thinks, and speaks the same way Theo does😂 this is a non intentional legendary episode 🤙🏼
Hoppy the cleft pallet easter hero is hilarious 🤣😂
Theo is so funny 😂 he doesn’t even mean to be funny, like when the guy was joking about putting on sunglasses! He was obviously joking, but Theo didn’t even pick it up and thought he was serious😂
this guy is hilarious, him riffing with theo was great
Theo von is such a real person idk how to explain it.i never seen a famous person I relate to so much
I love how Theo brings people like this carny on his show. Just a normal random person. Im sick of hearing famous people talk about things they know nothing about. This is what real looks like. Real poeple, real conversation. Theo Von will always be a legend.
0:28 😂he actually thought he wanted to put on shades . Stay pure my friend.
This episode was a lot more interesting and entertaining than I expected
This dude looks like Theo Von from the future.
@scoon2117
27 күн бұрын
Nah theo will be 29 forever
@Last_Chance.
27 күн бұрын
From the past you mean
@Reefraction
25 күн бұрын
Looks like Dave Attel’s carnival love child
@user-mu2mp8ll6c
24 күн бұрын
Bahahaha
Theo the real MVP for having a legit carny on🎉🎉🎉
Well done man, this is real people talking real shit.
I worked on the Seaside boardwalk in NJ one summer when I was younger. The guy I worked for had a basketball stand and a balloon dart stand. I worked the basketball stand and he did the ballon stand. The balloons had tags under them (like small, medium, large) but he would give players a prize based on how many times they played and how much money they spent. He was a super cool guy and a master salesman of untapped potential imo.
This is actually Gold. Great Info
"It taught you that life... you gonna lose.. and your 'probly gonna knock somebody up." - Theo Von .. that is some serious wisdom.
That cover the spot one got me for numerous dollars. 😂
“Sometimes they glue that shit down!” 😂😂😂😂😂
A conversation between Theo Von and Karl Pilkington would be a meeting of two of the greatest minds!! Theo please make this happen!
@Steve-kl3yl
26 күн бұрын
Wouldn't work
"Well...aint no shame in being beaten by the best." "But dad he didnt seem all that-" "We were beaten... by the best boy!"
@taylorwolf3415
25 күн бұрын
So good
“Wowww that’s your life saving” funniest shit I heard all day
Theo von: “carnivals teach you that you’re probably going to lose in life and you’re probably going to knock someone up” 😂
"Carnie film": Starring: this guy, Theo Von, and Shane Gillis. Featuring Will Ferrell and Ben Stiller.
@Chalepastel
26 күн бұрын
with bobby lee as: The Human Animal!
@theauntofdragons
26 күн бұрын
@@Chalepastel I'll give you 25% for this idea
@Chalepastel
26 күн бұрын
@@theauntofdragonsdone
I think Theo is actually a Carnie and has been leading us on this entire time.
I remember seeing that Eric Adams story was on Tosh.0 When I was a kid, my uncle used to hustle those carnival workers back bc he knew they were scamming. He would have his friend distract the worker and then throw the frog on the lilipad that you’re supposed to launch 😂
Born in83’ so many life lessons have been revealed to me in this podcast episode
someone get bro who animated a few theo stories to do this clip 💯💯💯
Man when I was just a lil kid they had that ball toss in the basket game with a brand new Xbox as the prize. Straight sneedz'd my ass!!! 😂🤘
I remember the THOMMY GUN pellet gun red star. I got all red out; one tiny red spot the carny told me "you failed"....but he was nice enough in Chippawa, Ontario Canada. The carny hooked me up a stuffed animal I gave my to my best friend Kyle's step son Mason. I'm a sharp shooter so it was awesome having Mason, Kyle, Steff and the carny watchin my back 😂😂 I listen to you Theo all the time and watched you live in Toronto Dark Arts Tour, you're a real one !!