Congrats Brad. you're the first intern to make it through an entire broadcast alive after being named.

@irfanbhuiyan620

6 жыл бұрын

How can he die? He is blessed with skills on carpentry, and maybe occasionally, you know, black magic

@Netherdan

6 жыл бұрын

He'll probably die making a cabinet

@erinseed9286

5 жыл бұрын

are you sure bout that?

@IloveGorgeousGeorge

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Station Management wasn't happy about that one.

@TarynBell

2 жыл бұрын

A miracle

It's weird, but the fact that there was an actual sponsorship scared me far more than the pyramid.

@thlee6281

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I'm late but exactly

Was anybody else really startled when he said "Audible"?

@jesterblackguarde8464

8 жыл бұрын

I was shocked that they did an actual ad.

@user-bo1fg6tw5e

8 жыл бұрын

I know, it was so confusing. I spent the whole ad wondering when it was gonna get really weird.

@anneriana8356

8 жыл бұрын

same

@CrownedWithLaurels

7 жыл бұрын

I literally did a double take. Most unnerving moment of the episode.

@pollylittle7568

7 жыл бұрын

Ironic, that the part we all find strange, we wouldn't even blink at if it came on the radio.

So 52% of the citizens of Nightvale don't feel pain? That explains alot

@dogwithpropellorhat

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, and none of us can die from bullets. A miracle.

@welchsgum7195

4 жыл бұрын

@@dogwithpropellorhat us?? op??

@nicholasbellucci4998

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. All of us.

@dogwithpropellorhat

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasbellucci4998 every last one of us.

@Cloud-kz7bw

4 жыл бұрын

Each and every one of us.

Hey Cecil a-are... are you sure you didn't do something to Telly

@kitmoon7647

5 жыл бұрын

it's what telly deserves after his crime

@briannarohrer3983

4 жыл бұрын

@@kitmoon7647 + cutting carlos's hair

@Softboii.Connor

4 жыл бұрын

@@briannarohrer3983 That was his crime.

@kittycreations6268

4 жыл бұрын

This implies he's a yandere... I can see that

@peachymunmagenta

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittycreations6268 I Sure Hope Not

anyone else read the comments during the weather?

@c3crew833

8 жыл бұрын

+Soapy Jam I do it for every one of these!

@actaelios

8 жыл бұрын

eeeeyup

@yanderearies485

8 жыл бұрын

yep same

@anneriana8356

8 жыл бұрын

yep

@fuggiola

8 жыл бұрын

yup

Since Carlos is confirmed to listen to the broadcast do you think he ever hears Cecil dismissing his warnings and just screams or cries in frustration

@wandanemer2630

2 жыл бұрын

The poor darling!

@justcommoncurt

Жыл бұрын

Plot Twist. Because Cecil keeps ignoring his warnings, Carlos gas been pulling out his hair in frustration, resulting in him get a haircut to hide some of the bald spots. It's a vicious cycle.

@Glamiers

11 ай бұрын

Yes please

Omg a mostly legit sponsorship ad

@serena6090

7 жыл бұрын

ik i was kind of shocked lol

Telly deserved all that may or may not have happened to him; he cut the beautiful, fabulous, glorious hair of local scientist Carlos.

@lylemorrison7781

5 жыл бұрын

I know that Carlos had beautiful hair, but Carlos PAID for his hair to be cut, I don't care how beautiful hair might be but haircuts are haircuts :/

@lilithwills812

5 жыл бұрын

@@lylemorrison7781 Telly shouldn't have taken his money.

@shacharavni6523

4 жыл бұрын

@@lylemorrison7781 who gave Telly a computer to spread lies across the internet? We don't need your lies here Telly

@aladorhyde8192

3 жыл бұрын

Right!!! How dare he cut perfect Carlos’ hair...

@merasmurry1460

2 жыл бұрын

@@lylemorrison7781 If some wanted you to destroy their soul and they were willing to pay you to do so, would you? Telly would.

the pyramid must be kinda pissed because everybody thought his message was for flaky-o's

@francescaa8331

8 жыл бұрын

agreed

@cameronkanofsky6003

8 жыл бұрын

Although, the pyramid said that one day you will figure out your calling. Maybe it will realize it should be a publicity stunt.

Night Vale is like a more twisted version of Gravity Falls where good and evil are long dead. Only raw power exists, so make sure it's eco-friendly.

Now when ever I hear a song I like in a video I will comment "Nice Weather we're having" :)

@frxnkie.mp3

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@birte9479

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like this could become something like a fandom Code XD

@alexanimates6397

5 жыл бұрын

mood

@reagan8888

4 жыл бұрын

I will be using this you can't stop me

@kittycreations6268

4 жыл бұрын

@@birte9479 it is. I checked the comments on Absentee. Most of it was "nice weather we're having"

I'm beginning to think the host is a amnesiac lovecraftian old god....

@peachymunmagenta

3 жыл бұрын

No spoilers! But he might be.

@Lily_of_the_valle

18 күн бұрын

You know how it is.

"the geometric shape that stole our hearts" Are we sure that the Pyramid isn't secretly Bill?

@ty4082

8 жыл бұрын

yES IT'S BILL

@jawbone6541

8 жыл бұрын

+Jamie “Ashley” Woods No, it's Bill's new mobile castle. All the strange messages are indeed from Bill, but the reason no one has noticed it's Bill is because he doesn't want to reveal himself. So, he cleverly delivered those messages from the safety and comfort of his home. The reason we can tell it is Bill? Who else would be that inconsiderate a parker.

@JamieAshleyWoods

8 жыл бұрын

J Ickes Yes, of course! But now... We aren't supposed to know that, are we?

@jawbone6541

8 жыл бұрын

Jamie Woods Probably not, but I'm on good terms with Bill, so I'm good. We made a deal, so my personal health is of no concern to me. You however, should probably make a deal soon if you haven't already.

@JamieAshleyWoods

8 жыл бұрын

J Ickes Well, I suppose I should go do that then. But before I do, remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, byeee!

There is no free will. I myself have been forced to write this comment.

@phillipwhyte7410

9 жыл бұрын

Do demons like tortations?

@daniellebreitstein6007

9 жыл бұрын

allllllhaillltheglowcloudalllllllllllhaaaiiiiilllll

@mags6784

8 жыл бұрын

I love your comments

@raabbbiit3361

5 жыл бұрын

Please how do you need help

@missotaku472

4 жыл бұрын

And I have been forced to reply

I love how Cecil just keeps coming back to Carlos’ hair

Night time only cereal seems like a good idea.

@ediegray8798

7 жыл бұрын

I would eat it!

@emilykay9786

7 жыл бұрын

ACorgiInHooman'sClothing yes

@kitsterangel

6 жыл бұрын

All cereal can be night time cereal if you just believe in yourself

I finally figured out what this reminded me off , and I have a head canon !! Night Vale is the town that is near where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives. That's why so many weird things happened to Courage, and why Eustace and Muriel act like everything was normal.... Because it was normal to them.

@justdonnaplease

9 жыл бұрын

HOLY FUCK THAT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE

@emilyarmstrong83

9 жыл бұрын

Donna Johnson It does! Oh my God, now I'm imagining Courage the Cowardly Dog hosting a radio show...

@ariannewingard1660

9 жыл бұрын

TheBlueMadonna That's a good guess, but Night Vale is located in a desert and Nowhere is located in Kansas . My personal guess for Nigh Vale's location is New Mexico because of Roswell .

@TheBlueMadonna

9 жыл бұрын

i didn't know Nowhere was in kansas, This just adds to my other theory that Night Vale, Nowhere and Gravity Falls are all located at essential points of the earth that are extremely vulnerable to multidimensional crossover and sporadic lapses of the laws of physics as we know them. in a separate comment I did a short fan fic suggestion about all of the main characters of the shows meeting each other somehow, and Cecil having to deal with the mountains and forests for the first time while in Gravity Falls.

@ariannewingard1660

9 жыл бұрын

Oooh that sounds like a good fanfic crossover idea and it does makes senses. Personally, from my experience with the book and its sequel I would add the John Dies at the series by David Wong fictional city the books are located in as a possible addition to fandoms that could be cross over with Night Vale since, that city is a pretty strange location. My other personal nightvale location headcanon is that its located in Nevada .

((Damn, sounds like Night Vale citizens have fallen victim to a major *pyramid scheme*. :3))

@gothgf5754

8 жыл бұрын

Was that a fucking fob reference???

@xtremerandomdude188

6 жыл бұрын

Kuro Heart yeah like.... bill!!!!!!! Gravity falls reference

@merasmurry1460

2 жыл бұрын

When will you people stop calling legitimate business opportunities "schemes" ?

I demand a three way battle between the pyramid, glow cloud, and the creeping fear.

weird at last. weird at last. god almighty, weird at last.

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

@doodlebrain6594

7 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL

@redacted1580

7 жыл бұрын

THE GLOWW CLOUD

@DoctorMarvello

7 жыл бұрын

All hail the glow cloud

@alienallysen5739

6 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD!!! ALL HAIL!!!

@babazesneke6335

6 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL

you: earth is flat me,an intellectual: earth is an inflated orb

you cant burn what you cant touch

@maquinaextraordinaria

7 жыл бұрын

bearnerdg books are dangerous

@Netherdan

6 жыл бұрын

They just don't work anymore, so it makes sense to use Audible

This just furthers my theory that Night Vale and Gravity Falls take place in the same universe.

@johnniallen502

7 жыл бұрын

Omg yes. Dipper could come here with Stanford to check out the crazy occurrences and Carlos could be from gravity falls.

@NevirMore

7 жыл бұрын

If only Gravity Falls continued

@xtremerandomdude188

6 жыл бұрын

MinersLoveGames i believe it but i wish that gravity falls would come back

@astraeaflorence

6 жыл бұрын

same though "Stan's Pawn Shop" The pyramid?!

@e.e.mccutcheon979

6 жыл бұрын

But that's just a theory. AAAAA PODCAST THEORY I WANT TO DIE

The weather today sounded like the sort one might play at a funeral for someone mostly unknown to the attendants. The sort of funeral for a person who died too soon. Poor, poor Martha. She was such a sweet lady. Alas, no one could keep the birds away from her for long. This weather, strangely, seems to remind everyone of birds. There is nothing unusual about this.

@JJ-oe5tm

4 жыл бұрын

It is a tragedy, though I can hardly remember martha after all this time. Martha, wasn’t that the woman from the shops? The one with the funny hat that made her look like a fish? Oh, I mustn’t speak Ill of the dead. We serve the dead, after all. Who said that old mantra? Was it the Buddha? Philosophy was never my strong suit. Say, who was that dead woman again? Something with a M?

@TeethToothman

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Are people seriously going to ignore the fact Ceceil just admitted to being immortal?!?!?

@havelockvetinari3032

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he was quoting the pyramid. It's the pyramid who can never die.

The straight cat called Khoshekh omg.

@CynAnne1

8 жыл бұрын

And a 'tip o' the cloak' to the ever-resourceful "Brad", who built the kitteh-box...whatta guy! ;3

@patriasilverio1012

6 жыл бұрын

Zay *Stray

@Me-cl4gj

5 жыл бұрын

+Alannah MC I almost didn't come to the comments section. You have made me glad I did.

@shaggmiester3196

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah.... it makes me sad what happens to him.....

@josephschultz3301

5 жыл бұрын

@@shaggmiester3196 The kitty survives. Plus, it's one of the most badass moments in the series.

I don't know why, but I'm extremely fond of the weather in this one. Makes me want to sway back and forth with a pint of beer or something.

@wyrmbook4947

7 жыл бұрын

Golden Freddy ikr. weather had nice voice this episode.

@csscszcsgv

7 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Tom Waits impersonation

@EarthlyMaidenLita

7 жыл бұрын

The Naked Ant But with a sort of...rousing viking pub kind of feel.

@Owldude000

7 жыл бұрын

If it was twice as fast it would sound like Drop Kick Murphy

@DannyHardLuckWoman

7 жыл бұрын

When Night Vale's desert was a sea, I bet there were pirates singing similar songs.

Oh no! Cecil's committing doublethink! Run, Cecil! Run!

@andennabriggs537

7 жыл бұрын

closed minds stop thought crimes

@iamzee8261

7 жыл бұрын

Andenna Briggs gotta remember, if u see something, say nothing and drink to forget

@oliviatilleman8055

Жыл бұрын

@@iamzee8261 instructions unclear. drank crimes and said everything

THOUGHT CRIME~ 1984 (by George Orwell) reference......

@queensalmon4905

6 жыл бұрын

Maddey Romfoe Ahhh, I thought I was the only one to get that!! I'm so glad I wasn't lol

@lo0neyt0ons44

6 жыл бұрын

Maddey Romfoe I thought he said “Thot” xD

@genesislouise3994

5 жыл бұрын

I flipped because I'm currently rehersing for a production of 1984

@rominarad3984

5 жыл бұрын

OMFG SOMEONE ELSE GOT IT TOO

@jakesharp9309

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought WTNV was a reference to george orwelle just because of the way the government works in the podcast

I can't tell if the audible thing is a joke, or legit Night Vale's version of sponsorship ad. o.o

@horseenthusiast1250

8 жыл бұрын

+Fourth-Dimensional Quasar such as Subway: Eat your empty heart

14:00... But I thought books stopped functioning... or does that only apply to physical books?

@alyssa-ds8mx

6 жыл бұрын

FantabulousMop 394 only physical

@JJ-oe5tm

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, I think that bug was patched, wasn’t it?

Carlos' hair must have been something...

I wonder if Sam and Dean have their hammer licenses.

@zay7244

8 жыл бұрын

+blinkfilms1 Omg yes

@emmaslayden7439

6 жыл бұрын

*dean randomly goes through their fake licenses* SAM! WHY DO WE HAVE HAMMER LICENSES??!?!?

@JustMe-jj7xr

5 жыл бұрын

Well, at least FAKE ones

@raabbbiit3361

5 жыл бұрын

Thank god

@daymies5234

5 жыл бұрын

hA

The ad KZread is showing me is Audible

@LeyCarnifex

6 жыл бұрын

Matt i love your profile pic, is that Kevin? :D

@gayslinky5236

3 жыл бұрын

Same-

For some reason, I really like the weather for this episode. But the guy's voice makes me want to clear my throat often XD

@serena6090

7 жыл бұрын

it makes me want to take a drink of water

@RedEdge680

7 жыл бұрын

+leo vega Yeah XD

Okay, the bigger pyramid sounds like the Fearamid, and it sounds like the "souvenir" it left behind was Bill or Bill's statue.

@astraeaflorence

6 жыл бұрын

yesss

I have a theory that Gravity Falls and WTNV take place in the same universe, but Night Vale is significantly farther in the future, and I feel like Carlos might be Dipper's future son or something.

@laorinfilet6579

5 жыл бұрын

Endless_Galaxies headcannon accepted

@juliec.547

4 жыл бұрын

Alternatively, Cecil is Dipper's ancestor.

Night Vale. The beautiful lovechild of Twin Peaks and The Onion.

@nottrustworthy6361

5 жыл бұрын

Mattchester and the dear older sibling of gravity falls

@sonyarae5662

5 жыл бұрын

One time I heard it described as "a mix of lovecraft and eureka"

Air filled Earth society!?! Really!?!? (I laughed so hard at that part) And Telly begging the Gods to repair his mistake of cutting Carlos's hair is pure gold.

Fifty three percent...you know, this actually explains a lot. Like, how the fuck anyone manages to live in this town. However, it does call into question exactly how the Secret Police's torture works, if more than half of their victims can't feel pain. How is that possible?

@pollylittle7568

7 жыл бұрын

Calyssa Smith emotional/mental/shock torture?

@doodlebrain6594

7 жыл бұрын

Calyssa Smith the majority of the ones that don't feel pain are part of the secret police.

I have tried to explain Night Vale to my mother. She does not heed the Glow Cloud, She keeps asking about the Dog Park. I have made a mistake, and I worry for my mother.

@julipazos1146

3 жыл бұрын

THOUGHT CRIME!!!

@oliviatilleman8055

Жыл бұрын

@@julipazos1146 👷‍♂️🚧under construction🚧👷‍♀️

The "goodnight" at the end always relaxes me a lot, I love how he says it

@chonacastillo4777

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@godsclown4419

3 жыл бұрын

Its w a r m, his voice is like...movie dinner microwave mash potatoes.

courage, gravity falls, supernatural, buffy, doctor who. ..what else is night vale related to?

@IggyMontpellierPro

8 жыл бұрын

+Sarahsaur Harvester, Fallout: New Vegas, Rita Hayworth...

@272arshan

8 жыл бұрын

+Sarahsaur This list is far too short, especially because you're excluding written media and video games. Some more to add would be St.U, American Gods, All of Lovecraft's works, The Dresden Files, et cetera, et cetera. Anything, if it is set in this world with few changes, is compatible and likely canon in Night Vale.

@wrmgrl1946

8 жыл бұрын

+Arshan “Donyadideh” Hasan its because I put the ones I knew.

@272arshan

8 жыл бұрын

Sarahsaur Fair enough.

@zay7244

8 жыл бұрын

+Sarahsaur Bastille.

Night Vale is like a slightly darker Gravity Falls

@juliec.547

4 жыл бұрын

is it tho?

@hassassinator8858

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliec.547 but it is

@juliec.547

3 жыл бұрын

@@hassassinator8858 Forgive my ignorance, I'd only listened to like the first few episodes when I wrote this

Wonderful weather we're having today.

@lilithcrow6675

3 жыл бұрын

I kind of hated his voice

0:36 fugitive 1:20 vigilante justice 1:30 large pyramid 1:50 no experts 2:26 they tasered the pyramid 2:33 publicity stunt 2:59 telly the barber wandering around 4:23 cat in bathroom 4:59 chubby 6:35 pyramid has spoken 9:34 dermatology announcement horns 15:35 arrest the pyramid 20:45 tiny pyramid 22:09 dead air

I've been listening to these while drawing Cecil. I love him. Also, Stan's Pawn Shop and a pyramid? Gravity Falls all the way.

One of my three favorite weathers... I always imagine that they call it rhe weather because music floats around like wind in the town. And Cecil captures his favorite one and plays it.

i have the "weird at last" shirt and it made me happy when he opened with that lol

I swear Night Vale is some kind of SCP testing site or something.

What a nice weather we're having =)

"how to numb yourself from the nyeh unbearable pain of existence" An AutoBiographical Novel, By Dean Winchester

"weird at last"

@horseenthusiast1250

8 жыл бұрын

Thank God almighty, I'm weird at last!

@frxnkie.mp3

7 жыл бұрын

We have the same name!

i am offically obsessed

@mushroom_doesnt_exist8053

3 жыл бұрын

Same

My forever headcanon is that Gabriel just took over Night Vale one day as his realm. Or Discord. Or possibly Bill.

@cyberdefender2786

8 жыл бұрын

bill. the pyramid.

@ladeyjordan

8 жыл бұрын

they probably did it together

@astraeaflorence

6 жыл бұрын

bill

@cassiedowell6726

5 жыл бұрын

It was Bill. Definitely Bill.

13:30 At least they didn't find out about Cecil's diary.

If you ever hear something on Welcome to Night Vale that is seemingly normal, expect something weird immediately after.

I'm cuddling one of my kittens right now. Kittens smell nice.

@anneleest1234

8 жыл бұрын

I know right

@Tigerlilly-lx5zz

8 жыл бұрын

+Anne Leest :)

@frxnkie.mp3

7 жыл бұрын

The sweet smell of a fresh kitten X3

@Tigerlilly-lx5zz

7 жыл бұрын

always best in the morning.

@anneleest1234

7 жыл бұрын

+Francesca Faga I don't know why but to me it sounds like you killed the kittens and you smell their rotting dead body's

I love how the cat's name is a derogatory russian word for 'cat'

@noahv7528

2 жыл бұрын

The way they spell it is also the Hebrew word for “darkness”

This weather really makes me want to sneeze

@ediegray8798

7 жыл бұрын

Okay....

@Odysseus405

7 жыл бұрын

Lizzy Moon 🌙 nice 👍 picture

My friend told me to listen to this a few days ago, and now I'm officially obsessed.

The weather was great on this day!

@vision_walker

8 жыл бұрын

+Mega Madeline I know, I really like it.

@xilebat

8 жыл бұрын

+Mega Madeline was tom waits the weatherman today? MORE in this style!

This place is a hell mouth. Somebody call the Slayer.

@Humorless_Wokescold

8 жыл бұрын

Rabid Robbie Pretty sure Tamika Flynn is one

@LeyCarnifex

6 жыл бұрын

Julian Francisco that is the best WTNV headcanon, thank you

I checked audible to see if the screen Cecil describes really pops up when you search "dog park." Unfortunately, it doesn't. I would unequivocally have subscribed to audible if it did.

Night Vale is modern day Innsmouth

Nice weather we're having

I’m still completely unsure as to whether or not the audible sponsorship is real

Always like to curl up for the night with a good old night vale podcast

Are you kidding me? Audible?

Was half expecting the pyramid to say Bill's famous line from Gravity Falls.

i heard the words "among us" and just about burst into tears. thank you

When I listen to this I like to pretend I live in Night Vale

This podcast series has kept me going for the last 3 years and for that i thank you for everything you do

As soon as he said "Let's Talk About" I just thought "Homestuck" XD

@yanderearies485

8 жыл бұрын

yassss

Binge-listening... nuf said!

"or ask around the homeless", gives me oblivion vibes

did anyone else go to audible.com and type 'dog park' just to see if it was real?

@rayr1306

7 жыл бұрын

i was so tempted to, but i figured it probably wasn't real

@mayaosaka4076

7 жыл бұрын

There's a dog park related book on dog mysteries.. HMM

I've been watching one or two episodes a night before I go to bed... :) It's kinda cool...

okay but as soon as Cecil said goodnight the time turned to 10:30 I'm slightly shaken.

@klillym1461

5 жыл бұрын

TBH WTNV always leaves me a little shaken...

Just after the remark that "The pyramid's message is...", KZread inserted a cheery ad about Hobby Lobby. Talk about perfect timing. I lost it! :D

The weather started, and I was so convinced it was a remix of 'Fools Rush In'... -_-

I have been a supporter of the air filled earth society for a long time now, and I'm so glad it's finally getting the publicity it deserves

Right when Cecil said "the message is the following:" I got an ad and I was like wtf

For all the people wheezing about gravity falls cecil baldwin also acts tad strange

I'm loving the weather

13:37 you're very welcome :') Awe, his laugh

Do you hear that, flat-earthers? Planet Earth has been in-flat-ed! Hee hee hee...

I'm planning on writing a Supernatural/Night Vale crossover becAUSE YES!

@Andrew-qb9bi

8 жыл бұрын

+Zadie Hurrell that would be beautiful

@zay7244

8 жыл бұрын

Andrew b. Yass

@ADHDSCREAM

8 жыл бұрын

make sure they have a hammer lisence

@zay7244

8 жыл бұрын

Karkat Vantas Ohh, yes!

@zay7244

8 жыл бұрын

***** YESSS That's a great idea!

Telly is the worst.

man this is some gorgeous weather we're having

When the tiny Pyramid said the last broadcast, I had drawn a heart.

Dang, Cecil can be vicious when he wants to be. Definitely a yandere.

Just recently listening through Night Vale for the first time and I'm in love

At 22:19 the man in the background is speaking Romanian! :) You guys have fans even here, Eastern Europe!

Audible : "You can't burn what you can't even touch" in 2022, seems visionary...but are we really surprised :D

But how was Mikaela able to see the levitating cat if he's in the men's bathroom?

@edengarcia9115

7 жыл бұрын

Elena Nicollin transgender bathroom bill got denied here too

What amazing weather we are having today.

Stan's pawn shop....... Remind anyone of gravity falls?