23 - Eternal Scouts

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May 15, 2013 - Two Night Vale Boy Scouts become the first to ever achieve the rank of Eternal Scout. Plus, an update on the floating cat, changes in who gets to die, and a recruitment drive for a vague yet menacing government agency.
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  • @eggy797
    @eggy7979 жыл бұрын

    "the children thanked the mayor, by vibrating, and dissolving" Now, those kid's parents really raised them right. Such wonderful manners!

  • @thatguy6857

    @thatguy6857

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr I only vibrate I haven't nailed down the dissolving part yet

  • @Rainkit
    @Rainkit8 жыл бұрын

    Carlos, the Scout master, the boy from Europe. Sounds like Cecil has a lot of 'friends'. With a voice like that, I can't blame them, haha.

  • @a.b.6689

    @a.b.6689

    3 жыл бұрын

    wait what did I miss, since when it's he scout master

  • @theteeth3780

    @theteeth3780

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@a.b.6689 when he said "we could have had something Cecil,"

  • @a.b.6689

    @a.b.6689

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theteeth3780 yea I'm just retarted I thought Carlos was supposed to be the scout master

  • @ellaisplotting

    @ellaisplotting

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention Hiram McDaniels, the five headed dragon mayoral candidate that Cecil definitely has a thing for

  • @danielavalenzuela9614
    @danielavalenzuela96148 жыл бұрын

    Earl: "we could have had something, Cecil. Always remember that." OH. SHIT.

  • @Danixo02

    @Danixo02

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daniela Valenzuela IM SHOCKED

  • @suburbiasoverture845

    @suburbiasoverture845

    6 жыл бұрын

    I AM S H O O K E T H

  • @heaven9602

    @heaven9602

    6 жыл бұрын

    A 2018 LISTNER!!

  • @suburbiasoverture845

    @suburbiasoverture845

    6 жыл бұрын

    Heaven HI!!

  • @heaven9602

    @heaven9602

    6 жыл бұрын

    Author404 OMG HELLO!!

  • @ashlysenpai3327
    @ashlysenpai33278 жыл бұрын

    "But now I realise that dying is really hard" oh Cecil perfect Cecil with his perfect voice

  • @vriskaserkettheif_of_light

    @vriskaserkettheif_of_light

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hehe, nice profile pic

  • @fatalos6855

    @fatalos6855

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can imagine Carlos saying that-

  • @RK900Gaming

    @RK900Gaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    Carlos and his perfect hair, with Cecil and his perfect voice

  • @junohoppe

    @junohoppe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cecil's perfect, perfect voice

  • @Netherdan

    @Netherdan

    7 ай бұрын

    Wait, were the new Eternal Scouts allowed to die before they got preserved in glass or will they be alive in that state forever?

  • @viktorthecreator4458
    @viktorthecreator44588 жыл бұрын

    The question is: did the people killed by the strange mute children EARN death?

  • @funfaxwithkait8939

    @funfaxwithkait8939

    8 жыл бұрын

    Omg this was perfect

  • @Starburst514
    @Starburst5149 жыл бұрын

    "When I die, I want to have earned it" Gosh Cecil O.o

  • @marsgil6610

    @marsgil6610

    8 жыл бұрын

    "Everyone deserves to die." -Cecil 2013

  • @arizonagreenbee

    @arizonagreenbee

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@marsgil6610 six years later and he's still correct

  • @broblerone413

    @broblerone413

    2 жыл бұрын

    "i'm working hard every day to die"

  • @jadedog600
    @jadedog6008 жыл бұрын

    "I'm working hard every day trying to die." Same.

  • @CircuitsBiologicalDad

    @CircuitsBiologicalDad

    8 жыл бұрын

    me too

  • @Harvey-pv2pd

    @Harvey-pv2pd

    7 жыл бұрын

    this entire scene was absolute fucking gold, "I thought everyone deserved to die, but as i got older i learned dying is hard work..."

  • @_hazelnut.coffee_

    @_hazelnut.coffee_

    7 жыл бұрын

    Peter Alexander same

  • @Rin_dead

    @Rin_dead

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @justeundonut-moi.7979

    @justeundonut-moi.7979

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Rin_dead Your profile picture is from acception !! I'm fucking good at this. All of these hours spent on Webtoon finally pay off.

  • @the_cosmic_alexolotl2282
    @the_cosmic_alexolotl22828 жыл бұрын

    ...I miss Carlos.

  • @rottengrapes8605

    @rottengrapes8605

    8 жыл бұрын

    we all do

  • @mikudagod8311

    @mikudagod8311

    6 жыл бұрын

    same, same

  • @femalepresentingsurelis7476

    @femalepresentingsurelis7476

    5 жыл бұрын

    i can assure you, cecil does too.

  • @loweffortproductions1985

    @loweffortproductions1985

    2 жыл бұрын

    Carlos misses you too.

  • @Anniebelle-mr4wx
    @Anniebelle-mr4wx7 жыл бұрын

    I love when this show makes really profound statements about the state of society but like you don't even realise because it's hidden under the weird shit that's happening in night vale

  • @aristide1013

    @aristide1013

    7 жыл бұрын

    i agree.

  • @shadowwing214

    @shadowwing214

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yessssss

  • @gabrielle4howe

    @gabrielle4howe

    5 жыл бұрын

    Your comment is the perfect explanation of this show!

  • @moondawg7949

    @moondawg7949

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah 🤗

  • @professionalnerd4055

    @professionalnerd4055

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whispers "subliminal messages..."

  • @wizardanerik
    @wizardanerik6 жыл бұрын

    What the hell did those children look like if the citizens of Night Vale considered them "creepy".

  • @derppanther9407

    @derppanther9407

    5 жыл бұрын

    Normal probably

  • @entrancedsnow7076

    @entrancedsnow7076

    3 жыл бұрын

    Desert Bluffs citizens?

  • @junohoppe

    @junohoppe

    3 жыл бұрын

    normal

  • @danniehopkins6650

    @danniehopkins6650

    3 жыл бұрын

    They looked like they were from Desert Bluff

  • @mads.arnautov

    @mads.arnautov

    Жыл бұрын

    100% normal

  • @ravenparkhurst336
    @ravenparkhurst3369 жыл бұрын

    "Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp." I think this will be my senior quote...

  • @ThePiscesmMended

    @ThePiscesmMended

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Raven Parkhurst try "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

  • @KnjazNazrath

    @KnjazNazrath

    6 жыл бұрын

    Are you a senior yet? Did you keep your promise? the hooded Ones are awaiting the answer to this question...

  • @kirasmith1147

    @kirasmith1147

    6 жыл бұрын

    Can we get a follow up on this?

  • @professionalnerd4055

    @professionalnerd4055

    4 жыл бұрын

    The midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Force.

  • @rainphee
    @rainphee8 жыл бұрын

    nice weather today also: Cecil is a dude magnet omg

  • @notpoland2809

    @notpoland2809

    6 жыл бұрын

    I agree with you

  • @taylorbritt499

    @taylorbritt499

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree. The weather tends to be kinda hit or miss for me, but I liked this episode's.

  • @kurea_8592
    @kurea_85926 жыл бұрын

    when I was watching this my mom gave me a fortune cookie and the fortune was “Focus on the color purple this week to bring you luck” and I laughed so hard 😂

  • @Harvey-pv2pd
    @Harvey-pv2pd7 жыл бұрын

    "regret is an attempt to avoid what has already happened, toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp, the present tense or regret is indecision, the future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy, and the past tense of toast is toasted." what the fuck nightvale.

  • @kelly-bisson
    @kelly-bisson8 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I wonder if Cecil (the character, not the voice actor) really believes what he's saying or if he just goes along with whatever city officials say do. I mean, whenever he talks about something he's not supposed to it can be inferred if not directly stated, that something unpleasant happens (talking about the shape in Mission Grove park, looking up, "dog park", and station management) as well as it being hinted that he has been re-education many times.

  • @alexdh2001

    @alexdh2001

    7 жыл бұрын

    i think he's actually saying a lot of the stuff he says on purpose to try and make the people see that things are not actually supposed to be like this. he sounds to me like he is self aware, especially since I'm about sixty episodes ahead of this

  • @aristide1013

    @aristide1013

    7 жыл бұрын

    honestly, I think he believes all of this, besides the fact he's been re-educated several times. He seems to really understand this, plus Carlos seems to believe it and we know how Cecil feels about him so... XD

  • @misteruncanny

    @misteruncanny

    3 жыл бұрын

    Two episodes before this, he mentions mountains while not mentioning the coffee with Carlos- I think those two are supposedly up to something, and that Carlos has convinced him that things aren't supposed to be like this

  • @a.b.6689

    @a.b.6689

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@misteruncanny that makes sense

  • @fortysvideoarchive

    @fortysvideoarchive

    2 жыл бұрын

    Originally I thought cecil was a reality bender and all these things existed because he said that they did. Good thing that was just the clouds covering my vision

  • @lucia5227
    @lucia52277 жыл бұрын

    holy shit!!! there's gonna be a party four years ago!!!! can't wait

  • @bilbeman4125

    @bilbeman4125

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nikki Pontius The use of time machines does tend to make these things confusing. Since you are unable to wait, have tried aging backwards? It might seem difficult at first, but it's easy once you get the hang of it.

  • @holystonks

    @holystonks

    4 жыл бұрын

    will see you there person of the past

  • @jakebenedict6864

    @jakebenedict6864

    3 жыл бұрын

    "3 years ago" in 2020

  • @junohoppe

    @junohoppe

    3 жыл бұрын

    there's gonna be a party almost 6 years ago? I'll see you there!

  • @nobodynowhere000

    @nobodynowhere000

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean time travel is legal in Nightvale, I’m sure I could make it.

  • @zym5435
    @zym54357 жыл бұрын

    I've noticed some people in the comment section are saying that the half boy and half girl mute child is nonbinary, and while I like the representation, I thought it meant 2 seperate halves of children. Kinda like the fraction kid from the phantom tollbooth, just 2 halves of two different children, split down the middle vertically. The location of their other halves are unknown.

  • @sr7701

    @sr7701

    7 жыл бұрын

    That seems much more likely

  • @Msecrets24

    @Msecrets24

    7 жыл бұрын

    In Night Vale, everything is literal

  • @Harvey-pv2pd

    @Harvey-pv2pd

    7 жыл бұрын

    while i think this does involve non-binary characters, i agree with you in this instance, as i think it was meant to be creepy and unusual

  • @celestialchik

    @celestialchik

    7 жыл бұрын

    I immediately thought of the half kid from The Phantom Tollbooth, too

  • @SunnyTheOpossum

    @SunnyTheOpossum

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zym I was thinking it was more like all the children were half boy and half girl, but your version makes equal sense

  • @Prophecyarmour
    @Prophecyarmour8 жыл бұрын

    Poor Earl Harlan. I think he as an unrequited love for Cecil.

  • @mokkiperez7588

    @mokkiperez7588

    8 жыл бұрын

    I sense a love trinangle... or a love line.

  • @salut-gz5ho

    @salut-gz5ho

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mokki Perez and it all leads up to Cecil...

  • @johnniallen502

    @johnniallen502

    7 жыл бұрын

    This is just a harem except with all boys

  • @a.b.6689

    @a.b.6689

    3 жыл бұрын

    just how sad Cecil sounded when he was talking about him

  • @johnstoehr5340

    @johnstoehr5340

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cecil only has eyes for Carlos ❤️❤️

  • @Harvey-pv2pd
    @Harvey-pv2pd7 жыл бұрын

    they refer to bleeding like other people refer to mental illness

  • @johnstoehr5340

    @johnstoehr5340

    2 жыл бұрын

    They also refer to librarians like other people refer to bears

  • @TheFearChannel
    @TheFearChannel9 жыл бұрын

    Being an Eagle Scout myself, I am deeply saddened that I will never be able to continue on so such glorious ranks as blood pact scout and dreadnaught scout. Perhaps in another dimension.

  • @jonathanrobinson8926

    @jonathanrobinson8926

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @carissa2985

    @carissa2985

    3 жыл бұрын

    I always thought I was working towards eagle scout but my eyes have been opened. I shall work to become an eternal scout.

  • @1gient
    @1gient8 жыл бұрын

    so i can be immortal by being lazy?

  • @funfaxwithkait8939

    @funfaxwithkait8939

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @1gient

    @1gient

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** except tortoise aren't lazy they're just slow moving like sloths but unlike them tortoise can run

  • @Johnny-vi7oq

    @Johnny-vi7oq

    8 жыл бұрын

    But remember the PSA from a ways back? You don't want to be immortal.

  • @katherineofarrogant6370

    @katherineofarrogant6370

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes, it's called the Danbar way.

  • @carmiesinagra8968

    @carmiesinagra8968

    5 жыл бұрын

    sounds good lol

  • @zay7244
    @zay72447 жыл бұрын

    "Fire is actually cold, It is the cold that burns you!" meanwhile, giving out colourful balloons from her mouth.. I love this podcast ahaha.

  • @threedeepinthewindow8715

    @threedeepinthewindow8715

    7 жыл бұрын

    Zay howdy!

  • @zay7244

    @zay7244

    7 жыл бұрын

    I Ship It Howdy! ;))) you'rE NEW TO THIS PODCAST, arEN't cha?

  • @threedeepinthewindow8715

    @threedeepinthewindow8715

    7 жыл бұрын

    gOLLY yOu MUsT bE SoOoOoOo cOnFUSeD

  • @zay7244

    @zay7244

    7 жыл бұрын

    I Ship It hEre TakE THeSE fRiENDLinESS growing clouds

  • @zay7244

    @zay7244

    7 жыл бұрын

    I Ship It gLOWING

  • @scorchedrosearts7821
    @scorchedrosearts78214 жыл бұрын

    I feel like after this episode was over, Carlos squirted Cecil with a spray bottle while saying, _"No,_ Cecil, people being dragged away or killed is _bad!"_ While Cecil just hissed.

  • @chips3536

    @chips3536

    2 ай бұрын

    I can’t unsee Carlos just carrying around a spray bottle at all times when near Cecil now😭😂

  • @sr7701
    @sr77017 жыл бұрын

    I wonder why Cecil and the scout master didn't work out?

  • @Harvey-pv2pd

    @Harvey-pv2pd

    7 жыл бұрын

    *whispers while staring off into the distance with a mix of pride and fear* carlos

  • @wishsong98

    @wishsong98

    4 жыл бұрын

    His hair wasn't perfect enough.

  • @justeundonut-moi.7979

    @justeundonut-moi.7979

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wishsong98 Maybe he was bald

  • @tess922

    @tess922

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wishsong98 He wasn't sciency

  • @Vayalovescupcakes
    @Vayalovescupcakes8 жыл бұрын

    But..doesn't toast contain wheat and wheat by-products?

  • @jamiek1207

    @jamiek1207

    7 жыл бұрын

    that's why the past tense of toast is toasted

  • @cryoriku

    @cryoriku

    7 жыл бұрын

    Vagia Grounidou i thought they confirmed that it was actually ok to eat wheat and wheat by-products all along by the end of that episode

  • @supernovaofdeath3537

    @supernovaofdeath3537

    6 жыл бұрын

    ecalevol no they were banned

  • @captainblueberry3992

    @captainblueberry3992

    6 жыл бұрын

    Night vale makes all of their bread out of imaginary corn.

  • @klillym1461

    @klillym1461

    6 жыл бұрын

    Vagia Grounidou not if it's gluten free

  • @AnnaPresman
    @AnnaPresman7 жыл бұрын

    The present tense of regret is indecision... That's deep.

  • @makaylasimpson7134
    @makaylasimpson71347 жыл бұрын

    'How does a he cat give birth?' Cecil have you checked if it was even a he?

  • @yakazi7500

    @yakazi7500

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's exactly what I've thought.

  • @annndy_ver.

    @annndy_ver.

    4 жыл бұрын

    lo encontró en el baño de hombres así que.... Si, 3 años después

  • @kathycat4452

    @kathycat4452

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@annndy_ver. pues si 😂😂

  • @justeundonut-moi.7979

    @justeundonut-moi.7979

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ray Smith Oh my 😂😂

  • @sknfmsmr

    @sknfmsmr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually Khoshekh is not the first male cat that gave birth. We have Spot from Star Trek: The Next Generation. He suddenly became 'she' and gave a birth to 4 kittens

  • @backspaceace3274
    @backspaceace32748 жыл бұрын

    did anyone notice that around 16:27 one of the doctors placed a cigerret into a >hawks or was it an eagle... i don't remember.

  • @viktorthecreator4458

    @viktorthecreator4458

    8 жыл бұрын

    +backspaceACE It was in fact a hawk whatever that is

  • @funfaxwithkait8939

    @funfaxwithkait8939

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Viktor the Creator what is a hawk????

  • @alexcollins4612
    @alexcollins46127 жыл бұрын

    The death monologue is my favorite monologue in this whole series

  • @noneofyourbusiness4133

    @noneofyourbusiness4133

    Жыл бұрын

    I always share that whenever I can

  • @isimady
    @isimady6 жыл бұрын

    It's 2018 but I'm still going to attend the Welcome to Night Vale party. I'm sure I'm not causing too much damage by timetraveling five years back. I mean what could possibly go wrong? Update: I'm sorry to tell you that we are an alternate dimension now. The real world doesn't exist anymore. The party was great though.

  • @mushroompoet

    @mushroompoet

    4 жыл бұрын

    How're you updating the comment from an alternate dimension?!

  • @elliot2331

    @elliot2331

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mushroompoet don't question the power of KZread, it transcends dimensions.

  • @mushroompoet

    @mushroompoet

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@elliot2331 it was more of a declaration of awe than a question!

  • @elliot2331

    @elliot2331

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mushroompoet Ah, my bad.

  • @logane_pera
    @logane_pera7 жыл бұрын

    "ALL HAIL, ALL PRAISE, ALL SUBMIT BEFORE THE GLOW CLOUD." I said it out loud. Thank god my brother is used to it.

  • @alexspatuzza2834
    @alexspatuzza28348 жыл бұрын

    "life is terrifying, It just is."new favorite quote

  • @cynicalxin3178
    @cynicalxin31789 жыл бұрын

    The scout master said that he and Cecil could've had something... GOOD THING THING THE SCOUT MASTER WAS TAKEN BECAUSE CARLOS AND CECIL IS MY OTP. >:P

  • @ediegray8798
    @ediegray87987 жыл бұрын

    Cecil talking about dark shit? This is probably an add for 6 flags or something. "6 flags; desert springs." CALLED THAT SHIT!

  • @hollygarfield123

    @hollygarfield123

    7 жыл бұрын

    i mean last time it was red lobster, so

  • @aristide1013

    @aristide1013

    7 жыл бұрын

    pFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @allpainnogain5368
    @allpainnogain53683 жыл бұрын

    I fell asleep to this and had a dream of Cecil saying, "Ladies and gentlement, the trees are now alive and genderless."

  • @valuskajana
    @valuskajana8 жыл бұрын

    Cecil saying beautiful things about fear and regret and then TOAST omfg

  • @hyenaedits3460
    @hyenaedits34606 жыл бұрын

    "Listeners out there clinging to my voice as a simulacrum of companionship" Why you gotta call me out like that?

  • @Freexnme
    @Freexnme5 жыл бұрын

    "I used to be young and idealistic and think everyone deserved to die."

  • @matthewmuller7929
    @matthewmuller79298 жыл бұрын

    "I count 5 in this recording booth with me. Exactly one half boys, and one half girls." Okaaaay

  • @viktorthecreator4458

    @viktorthecreator4458

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Matthew Muller Oh Tumblr must be having a ball. "FINALLY SOME INTERSEX REPRESENTATION IM NOT TRIGGERED ANYMORE"

  • @matthewmuller7929

    @matthewmuller7929

    8 жыл бұрын

    Exaaaaactly

  • @NovaStella_

    @NovaStella_

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Matthew Muller That's one way of talking about someone trans.

  • @maenliilneam

    @maenliilneam

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think they are just boy in right and girl in left or the oposite

  • @rowanginsberg3283

    @rowanginsberg3283

    Жыл бұрын

    I think it means that its someone who is two genders at once.

  • @enderblawk5068
    @enderblawk50685 жыл бұрын

    "I'm working hard every day to die" CECIL ARE U OKAY?

  • @ashalynpointe9731
    @ashalynpointe97319 жыл бұрын

    CECIL CECIL CEEECCCIIIILLL Let me has teh kittehs PLEEAAAASSEE

  • @echowolf22

    @echowolf22

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Sabrina Michaelis I want them too! Floating kittens, awesome :)

  • @jztchannel

    @jztchannel

    8 жыл бұрын

    cringey

  • @diosdehuecomundo

    @diosdehuecomundo

    6 жыл бұрын

    So, uhm. Do demon kittens also trigger my allergies? If not, I call dibs.

  • @Netherdan

    @Netherdan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Y'all have to become interns in the radio station cuz the cats can' be removed from their hovering spot while alive

  • @angelinad6739
    @angelinad67397 жыл бұрын

    I listen to this with my 8 month old sister so she can learn English. Alos, very nice weather today!

  • @zym5435

    @zym5435

    7 жыл бұрын

    It will probably help her grow into a very strange child.

  • @angelinad6739

    @angelinad6739

    7 жыл бұрын

    Starry Sky​ Well, I need at least ONE person in my family to be weird with! XD

  • @maenliilneam

    @maenliilneam

    5 жыл бұрын

    How did she turn out?

  • @tudor1693

    @tudor1693

    5 жыл бұрын

    You have created a monster

  • @holystonks

    @holystonks

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is she normal?

  • @horseenthusiast1250
    @horseenthusiast12508 жыл бұрын

    I will take all of the floating kittens

  • @revileparagon8824
    @revileparagon88246 жыл бұрын

    Cecil "Casanova" Palmer

  • @AL-nx3yo
    @AL-nx3yo7 жыл бұрын

    "Oh government, where's my death?" I've been asking for years, Cecil.

  • @joyfullyitdevours
    @joyfullyitdevours4 жыл бұрын

    “We could have had something, Cecil. Remember that.” CECIL???? EXPLAIN???

  • @Prizzlesticks
    @Prizzlesticks8 жыл бұрын

    "The past tense of toast is toasted." I laughed so hard. There was literal knee-slapping. And then I learned the dangers of listening to podcasts in public. >_>

  • @ripleycobble3792
    @ripleycobble37928 жыл бұрын

    THE WEATHER HAS BEEN REALLY GREAT THESE PAST TWO DAYS!

  • @Definitely_Fern
    @Definitely_Fern5 жыл бұрын

    I woke up to the words "Die without Government help." And I instantly knew I was listening to night vale.

  • @ajaxcourtney3849
    @ajaxcourtney38497 жыл бұрын

    Listening to welcome to night vale during a derealization episode is one of the freakiest things ever

  • @wispie1577
    @wispie15778 жыл бұрын

    "The past tense of toast is toasted." Wow, Cecil!! I didn't know that!!

  • @samuelwoody3555
    @samuelwoody35558 жыл бұрын

    The weather sure was lovely today!

  • @smolbeansimmy2647
    @smolbeansimmy26477 жыл бұрын

    Oh fuck now I gotta put energy into dying????

  • @criticalcroto6070
    @criticalcroto60707 жыл бұрын

    awwwwh baby floating kittens

  • @RileyIsntDead

    @RileyIsntDead

    7 жыл бұрын

    Chance Torres I'll take 20

  • @Maskami
    @Maskami4 жыл бұрын

    'clinging to my voice as a simulacrum of companionship' called the fuck OUT

  • @aristide1013
    @aristide10137 жыл бұрын

    "What a wonderful little town we have." aHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY

  • @davybones1723
    @davybones17236 жыл бұрын

    I loved the weather today, but nothing will ever compete with waiting for the bus.

  • @ylk4612
    @ylk46124 жыл бұрын

    I found the death monologue really terrifying cause it implies all the weird things that NV citizens fear and make them disappear, like the cleaners or so, does not "kill" the citizens...

  • @bloodsugar24718
    @bloodsugar247186 жыл бұрын

    I swear the most relatable character here is the Mayor

  • @tabbiann5962
    @tabbiann59628 жыл бұрын

    The weather in this one is actually amazing okay

  • @citruscorvidae
    @citruscorvidae5 жыл бұрын

    Hearing Cecil say that he "thinks often" about their last moments together and what was said, I feel like if Earl hadn't been dragged away Cecil might've actually considered going out with him. But maybe Cecilos is vital for some big future event and that's why the children dragged Earl away, to keep him from interfering. Or maybe they just ship Cecilos like everyone else in Night Vale and wanted Earl out of the way 😂😂 I could see myself doing something like that, dragging away someone who threatens my ship to some unknown ominous end

  • @chillsahoy2640
    @chillsahoy26409 жыл бұрын

    The Weather reminded me a bit of Coldplay or perhaps Keane. It's neat! Also, Earl Harlan...oh, Earl!

  • @Winged_Lollipops
    @Winged_Lollipops3 жыл бұрын

    I stop listening for 1 minute to make sure when my dog jumped off the couch and splatted ungracfully on the ground he didn't hurt himself and come back to, "I'm working hard everyday, trying to die." Like what the hell did I miss.

  • @gylfie1099
    @gylfie10996 жыл бұрын

    Fell asleep, just woke up to all hail, all praise, all submit before the glow cloud. I then tiredly mumbled 'ALL HAIL' BEFORE REALIZING THAT IN JUST A FEW WEEKS OF WATCHING THIS ITS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

  • @MetaShadowP1rate
    @MetaShadowP1rate8 жыл бұрын

    I love this show, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much! It's so awesome!

  • @RileyIsntDead

    @RileyIsntDead

    7 жыл бұрын

    JurassicPhilosoraptor That's a l_t _f _s. W_uld y_u mind saving s_me f_r the rest _f us?

  • @gabriellejohns5331
    @gabriellejohns53317 жыл бұрын

    Why does Joseph Fink always sound like he's about to cry?

  • @nopeg5730

    @nopeg5730

    6 жыл бұрын

    Comfortably Abnormal Because a vague yet menacing government agency is forcing him to open a show. He has stagefright probably.

  • @maizen1335
    @maizen13357 жыл бұрын

    As a boy scout I am very excited for this episode.

  • @dainalarkin5476
    @dainalarkin54769 жыл бұрын

    Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp.. learn something new every day

  • @james8060
    @james80607 жыл бұрын

    Cecil, I don't think it was a he-cat. It's up to you, though, man. You think what you want to think, and Carlos can explain science to you later.

  • @citruscorvidae

    @citruscorvidae

    5 жыл бұрын

    Of course Khoshekh is a he-cat. Cecil knows what he's talking about! Why would he be hovering in the men's bathroom if he wasn't, in fact, male? Science is different in Night Vale, but I'm sure he'll excuse your limited outsider knowledge

  • @GlitchyPixExtra

    @GlitchyPixExtra

    5 жыл бұрын

    I mean, it's Night Vale, a male cat giving birth isn't all that implausible

  • @SunnyTheOpossum

    @SunnyTheOpossum

    4 жыл бұрын

    Soundwave Spark but if you think about it, it would be really funny if Cecil was just confused

  • @spiritofasailor
    @spiritofasailor5 жыл бұрын

    Cecil: "I don't know about you-" Me: "But I'm FEELING TWENTY-TWO!!!!"

  • @emileerainey2412
    @emileerainey24128 жыл бұрын

    What lovely weather we're having!

  • @shannonprice3902
    @shannonprice39026 жыл бұрын

    "I work hard to die." You good, Cecil?

  • @stressedoutazim3931
    @stressedoutazim39312 жыл бұрын

    2:40 catto give birf 13:05 scout leader....we could have had something, cecil 15:18 bleeding advice 17:10 sheriff's secret police creeped out 17:29 there are 5 random creepy children in the booth with him and he didn't mention it for 17 minutes

  • @celeri6497
    @celeri64978 жыл бұрын

    Today's weather is my aesthetic

  • @justanother7689

    @justanother7689

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Wolf Fox ARANEA

  • @viktorthecreator4458

    @viktorthecreator4458

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Wolf Fox This just in: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang listens to Welcome to Night Vale Actually that makes a lot of sense

  • @celeri6497

    @celeri6497

    8 жыл бұрын

    It sure does. :::;)

  • @funfaxwithkait8939

    @funfaxwithkait8939

    8 жыл бұрын

    Omg

  • @funfaxwithkait8939

    @funfaxwithkait8939

    8 жыл бұрын

    No more fUGING STORIES

  • @Drace90
    @Drace909 жыл бұрын

    The stars are actually UFOs, preparing for an invasion.

  • @keliannpriest9510
    @keliannpriest95107 жыл бұрын

    for a second I thought this episode read 'welcome to nighty vale'

  • @pollylittle7568

    @pollylittle7568

    7 жыл бұрын

    Keliann Priest where life is a pyjama party

  • @untappedinkwell
    @untappedinkwell9 жыл бұрын

    So glad this is up on KZread now. Also,

  • @notasilentcreation7105
    @notasilentcreation71059 жыл бұрын

    Love the weather today

  • @belens966
    @belens9666 жыл бұрын

    13:30 is death for anyone who ships Cecil x Earl

  • @michaelmohamed6739
    @michaelmohamed67394 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to know more about Harlen and Cecil's doomed romance please??

  • @rachelq130

    @rachelq130

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr like why am i so invested in his love life

  • @kyraboschet3299
    @kyraboschet32998 жыл бұрын

    ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.

  • @funfaxwithkait8939

    @funfaxwithkait8939

    8 жыл бұрын

    ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

  • @kendromeda42

    @kendromeda42

    8 жыл бұрын

    ALL....HAIL....

  • @sarahsherwood8530

    @sarahsherwood8530

    8 жыл бұрын

    HAIL

  • @RileyIsntDead

    @RileyIsntDead

    7 жыл бұрын

    *_A L L H A I L_*

  • @201pizzas5

    @201pizzas5

    6 жыл бұрын

    ALL PRAISE

  • @grumpygato99
    @grumpygato993 жыл бұрын

    Begins at 1:53 for us watching 5 years after the announcement was relevant

  • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
    @Disciple_of_Cthulhu5 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations, Franklin and Barton!

  • @wyrmeleon801
    @wyrmeleon8016 жыл бұрын

    Weather ON POINT in this episode!

  • @harrystyles705
    @harrystyles7058 жыл бұрын

    The part about fear being awake and alive reminds me of Car Radio by tøp "Faith is to be awake and to be awake is for us to think"

  • @noahwilliams8996
    @noahwilliams89968 жыл бұрын

    Hooray for life long curses! :D

  • @zoegordon1403
    @zoegordon14038 жыл бұрын

    i feel bad for kashec, he must be so board

  • @consultingcatastrophe520

    @consultingcatastrophe520

    7 жыл бұрын

    Khoshekh is how its spelled btw

  • @lysa.1231
    @lysa.12317 жыл бұрын

    It's so sad watching the views decline as time went on....

  • @pumpkinhead1319
    @pumpkinhead13197 жыл бұрын

    Wait, Earl Harlan is the scout master? Isn't he the chef from later in the series?

  • @eddieed5922
    @eddieed59227 жыл бұрын

    Wait so what happens to scouts who become eternal scouts?

  • @jimmyz4660
    @jimmyz46604 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone else make that connection during the whole earning death thing that literally replace the word death with healthcare and it makes complete sense. We love subliminal messages lmao

  • @lexa2310

    @lexa2310

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think most did.

  • @D.C.T.23
    @D.C.T.239 жыл бұрын

    5 mute children... Exactly half boys. Exactly half girls. 3 SP00KZ 5 MEH!

  • @chat4538

    @chat4538

    9 жыл бұрын

    Cecil Palmer I assume they were all he, she's poor things unless they liked being that way.

  • @abracadabra3755
    @abracadabra37558 жыл бұрын

    GIMME THE KITTENS MEOW!

  • @sylviefrancis331
    @sylviefrancis331Күн бұрын

    I was a listener, about half a century ago. Desperately clinging to beautiful Cecil's voice. Working hard every day for death. Developing & harnessing an intolerance to gluten... brought on by wheat & wheat by-products. I now, in the present, have started listening to that mellifluous voice... reaching into the future, which is my past. "Welcome to Night Vale" is one of the best (& longest) books I've ever had the pleasure of not reading. Be safe & happy, everyone💕

  • @wyattszakacs3457
    @wyattszakacs34576 ай бұрын

    “ I’m working hard every day, trying to die.” I felt that every time I clock in.

  • @rainbowzebra361
    @rainbowzebra3615 жыл бұрын

    So proud of those boys for making eternal scouts. That takes a lot of dedication. Have a great day :)

  • @annaangelova3224
    @annaangelova32249 жыл бұрын

    Dying is very hard work

  • @imacommenter1255
    @imacommenter12553 жыл бұрын

    Listening to today’s weather while there’s a thunderstorm is a nice vibe

  • @udontknoeme7679
    @udontknoeme76794 жыл бұрын

    Nice weather today

  • @forgemakesstuff2734
    @forgemakesstuff27343 жыл бұрын

    "What a wonderful town we have!" **ear-splitting chords play** me: o h m y w h a t s h a p p e n i n g

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