"the children thanked the mayor, by vibrating, and dissolving" Now, those kid's parents really raised them right. Such wonderful manners!

@thatguy6857

Жыл бұрын

Fr I only vibrate I haven't nailed down the dissolving part yet

Carlos, the Scout master, the boy from Europe. Sounds like Cecil has a lot of 'friends'. With a voice like that, I can't blame them, haha.

@a.b.6689

3 жыл бұрын

wait what did I miss, since when it's he scout master

@theteeth3780

3 жыл бұрын

@@a.b.6689 when he said "we could have had something Cecil,"

@a.b.6689

3 жыл бұрын

@@theteeth3780 yea I'm just retarted I thought Carlos was supposed to be the scout master

@ellaisplotting

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention Hiram McDaniels, the five headed dragon mayoral candidate that Cecil definitely has a thing for

Earl: "we could have had something, Cecil. Always remember that." OH. SHIT.

@Danixo02

6 жыл бұрын

Daniela Valenzuela IM SHOCKED

@suburbiasoverture845

6 жыл бұрын

I AM S H O O K E T H

@heaven9602

6 жыл бұрын

A 2018 LISTNER!!

@suburbiasoverture845

6 жыл бұрын

Heaven HI!!

@heaven9602

6 жыл бұрын

Author404 OMG HELLO!!

"But now I realise that dying is really hard" oh Cecil perfect Cecil with his perfect voice

@vriskaserkettheif_of_light

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe, nice profile pic

@fatalos6855

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine Carlos saying that-

@RK900Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Carlos and his perfect hair, with Cecil and his perfect voice

@junohoppe

3 жыл бұрын

Cecil's perfect, perfect voice

@Netherdan

7 ай бұрын

Wait, were the new Eternal Scouts allowed to die before they got preserved in glass or will they be alive in that state forever?

The question is: did the people killed by the strange mute children EARN death?

@funfaxwithkait8939

8 жыл бұрын

Omg this was perfect

"When I die, I want to have earned it" Gosh Cecil O.o

@marsgil6610

8 жыл бұрын

"Everyone deserves to die." -Cecil 2013

@arizonagreenbee

2 жыл бұрын

@@marsgil6610 six years later and he's still correct

@broblerone413

2 жыл бұрын

"i'm working hard every day to die"

"I'm working hard every day trying to die." Same.

@CircuitsBiologicalDad

8 жыл бұрын

me too

@Harvey-pv2pd

7 жыл бұрын

this entire scene was absolute fucking gold, "I thought everyone deserved to die, but as i got older i learned dying is hard work..."

@_hazelnut.coffee_

7 жыл бұрын

Peter Alexander same

@Rin_dead

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@justeundonut-moi.7979

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rin_dead Your profile picture is from acception !! I'm fucking good at this. All of these hours spent on Webtoon finally pay off.

...I miss Carlos.

@rottengrapes8605

8 жыл бұрын

we all do

@mikudagod8311

6 жыл бұрын

same, same

@femalepresentingsurelis7476

5 жыл бұрын

i can assure you, cecil does too.

@loweffortproductions1985

2 жыл бұрын

Carlos misses you too.

I love when this show makes really profound statements about the state of society but like you don't even realise because it's hidden under the weird shit that's happening in night vale

@aristide1013

7 жыл бұрын

i agree.

@shadowwing214

5 жыл бұрын

Yessssss

@gabrielle4howe

5 жыл бұрын

Your comment is the perfect explanation of this show!

@moondawg7949

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah 🤗

@professionalnerd4055

4 жыл бұрын

Whispers "subliminal messages..."

What the hell did those children look like if the citizens of Night Vale considered them "creepy".

@derppanther9407

5 жыл бұрын

Normal probably

@entrancedsnow7076

3 жыл бұрын

Desert Bluffs citizens?

@junohoppe

3 жыл бұрын

normal

@danniehopkins6650

3 жыл бұрын

They looked like they were from Desert Bluff

@mads.arnautov

Жыл бұрын

100% normal

"Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp." I think this will be my senior quote...

@ThePiscesmMended

8 жыл бұрын

+Raven Parkhurst try "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

@KnjazNazrath

6 жыл бұрын

Are you a senior yet? Did you keep your promise? the hooded Ones are awaiting the answer to this question...

@kirasmith1147

6 жыл бұрын

Can we get a follow up on this?

@professionalnerd4055

4 жыл бұрын

The midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Force.

nice weather today also: Cecil is a dude magnet omg

@notpoland2809

6 жыл бұрын

I agree with you

@taylorbritt499

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. The weather tends to be kinda hit or miss for me, but I liked this episode's.

when I was watching this my mom gave me a fortune cookie and the fortune was “Focus on the color purple this week to bring you luck” and I laughed so hard 😂

"regret is an attempt to avoid what has already happened, toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp, the present tense or regret is indecision, the future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy, and the past tense of toast is toasted." what the fuck nightvale.

Sometimes I wonder if Cecil (the character, not the voice actor) really believes what he's saying or if he just goes along with whatever city officials say do. I mean, whenever he talks about something he's not supposed to it can be inferred if not directly stated, that something unpleasant happens (talking about the shape in Mission Grove park, looking up, "dog park", and station management) as well as it being hinted that he has been re-education many times.

@alexdh2001

7 жыл бұрын

i think he's actually saying a lot of the stuff he says on purpose to try and make the people see that things are not actually supposed to be like this. he sounds to me like he is self aware, especially since I'm about sixty episodes ahead of this

@aristide1013

7 жыл бұрын

honestly, I think he believes all of this, besides the fact he's been re-educated several times. He seems to really understand this, plus Carlos seems to believe it and we know how Cecil feels about him so... XD

@misteruncanny

3 жыл бұрын

Two episodes before this, he mentions mountains while not mentioning the coffee with Carlos- I think those two are supposedly up to something, and that Carlos has convinced him that things aren't supposed to be like this

@a.b.6689

3 жыл бұрын

@@misteruncanny that makes sense

@fortysvideoarchive

2 жыл бұрын

Originally I thought cecil was a reality bender and all these things existed because he said that they did. Good thing that was just the clouds covering my vision

holy shit!!! there's gonna be a party four years ago!!!! can't wait

@bilbeman4125

6 жыл бұрын

Nikki Pontius The use of time machines does tend to make these things confusing. Since you are unable to wait, have tried aging backwards? It might seem difficult at first, but it's easy once you get the hang of it.

@holystonks

4 жыл бұрын

will see you there person of the past

@jakebenedict6864

3 жыл бұрын

"3 years ago" in 2020

@junohoppe

3 жыл бұрын

there's gonna be a party almost 6 years ago? I'll see you there!

@nobodynowhere000

2 жыл бұрын

I mean time travel is legal in Nightvale, I’m sure I could make it.

I've noticed some people in the comment section are saying that the half boy and half girl mute child is nonbinary, and while I like the representation, I thought it meant 2 seperate halves of children. Kinda like the fraction kid from the phantom tollbooth, just 2 halves of two different children, split down the middle vertically. The location of their other halves are unknown.

@sr7701

7 жыл бұрын

That seems much more likely

@Msecrets24

7 жыл бұрын

In Night Vale, everything is literal

@Harvey-pv2pd

7 жыл бұрын

while i think this does involve non-binary characters, i agree with you in this instance, as i think it was meant to be creepy and unusual

@celestialchik

7 жыл бұрын

I immediately thought of the half kid from The Phantom Tollbooth, too

@SunnyTheOpossum

4 жыл бұрын

Zym I was thinking it was more like all the children were half boy and half girl, but your version makes equal sense

Poor Earl Harlan. I think he as an unrequited love for Cecil.

@mokkiperez7588

8 жыл бұрын

I sense a love trinangle... or a love line.

@salut-gz5ho

8 жыл бұрын

+Mokki Perez and it all leads up to Cecil...

@johnniallen502

7 жыл бұрын

This is just a harem except with all boys

@a.b.6689

3 жыл бұрын

just how sad Cecil sounded when he was talking about him

@johnstoehr5340

2 жыл бұрын

Cecil only has eyes for Carlos ❤️❤️

they refer to bleeding like other people refer to mental illness

@johnstoehr5340

2 жыл бұрын

They also refer to librarians like other people refer to bears

Being an Eagle Scout myself, I am deeply saddened that I will never be able to continue on so such glorious ranks as blood pact scout and dreadnaught scout. Perhaps in another dimension.

@jonathanrobinson8926

5 жыл бұрын

Same.

@carissa2985

3 жыл бұрын

I always thought I was working towards eagle scout but my eyes have been opened. I shall work to become an eternal scout.

so i can be immortal by being lazy?

@funfaxwithkait8939

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

@1gient

8 жыл бұрын

***** except tortoise aren't lazy they're just slow moving like sloths but unlike them tortoise can run

@Johnny-vi7oq

8 жыл бұрын

But remember the PSA from a ways back? You don't want to be immortal.

@katherineofarrogant6370

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's called the Danbar way.

@carmiesinagra8968

5 жыл бұрын

sounds good lol

"Fire is actually cold, It is the cold that burns you!" meanwhile, giving out colourful balloons from her mouth.. I love this podcast ahaha.

@threedeepinthewindow8715

7 жыл бұрын

Zay howdy!

@zay7244

7 жыл бұрын

I Ship It Howdy! ;))) you'rE NEW TO THIS PODCAST, arEN't cha?

@threedeepinthewindow8715

7 жыл бұрын

gOLLY yOu MUsT bE SoOoOoOo cOnFUSeD

@zay7244

7 жыл бұрын

I Ship It hEre TakE THeSE fRiENDLinESS growing clouds

@zay7244

7 жыл бұрын

I Ship It gLOWING

I feel like after this episode was over, Carlos squirted Cecil with a spray bottle while saying, _"No,_ Cecil, people being dragged away or killed is _bad!"_ While Cecil just hissed.

@chips3536

2 ай бұрын

I can’t unsee Carlos just carrying around a spray bottle at all times when near Cecil now😭😂

I wonder why Cecil and the scout master didn't work out?

@Harvey-pv2pd

7 жыл бұрын

*whispers while staring off into the distance with a mix of pride and fear* carlos

@wishsong98

4 жыл бұрын

His hair wasn't perfect enough.

@justeundonut-moi.7979

3 жыл бұрын

@@wishsong98 Maybe he was bald

@tess922

2 жыл бұрын

@@wishsong98 He wasn't sciency

But..doesn't toast contain wheat and wheat by-products?

@jamiek1207

7 жыл бұрын

that's why the past tense of toast is toasted

@cryoriku

7 жыл бұрын

Vagia Grounidou i thought they confirmed that it was actually ok to eat wheat and wheat by-products all along by the end of that episode

@supernovaofdeath3537

6 жыл бұрын

ecalevol no they were banned

@captainblueberry3992

6 жыл бұрын

Night vale makes all of their bread out of imaginary corn.

@klillym1461

5 жыл бұрын

Vagia Grounidou not if it's gluten free

The present tense of regret is indecision... That's deep.

'How does a he cat give birth?' Cecil have you checked if it was even a he?

@yakazi7500

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I've thought.

@annndy_ver.

4 жыл бұрын

lo encontró en el baño de hombres así que.... Si, 3 años después

@kathycat4452

4 жыл бұрын

@@annndy_ver. pues si 😂😂

@justeundonut-moi.7979

3 жыл бұрын

@Ray Smith Oh my 😂😂

@sknfmsmr

3 жыл бұрын

Actually Khoshekh is not the first male cat that gave birth. We have Spot from Star Trek: The Next Generation. He suddenly became 'she' and gave a birth to 4 kittens

did anyone notice that around 16:27 one of the doctors placed a cigerret into a >hawks or was it an eagle... i don't remember.

@viktorthecreator4458

8 жыл бұрын

+backspaceACE It was in fact a hawk whatever that is

@funfaxwithkait8939

8 жыл бұрын

+Viktor the Creator what is a hawk????

The death monologue is my favorite monologue in this whole series

@noneofyourbusiness4133

Жыл бұрын

I always share that whenever I can

It's 2018 but I'm still going to attend the Welcome to Night Vale party. I'm sure I'm not causing too much damage by timetraveling five years back. I mean what could possibly go wrong? Update: I'm sorry to tell you that we are an alternate dimension now. The real world doesn't exist anymore. The party was great though.

@mushroompoet

4 жыл бұрын

How're you updating the comment from an alternate dimension?!

@elliot2331

4 жыл бұрын

@@mushroompoet don't question the power of KZread, it transcends dimensions.

@mushroompoet

4 жыл бұрын

@@elliot2331 it was more of a declaration of awe than a question!

@elliot2331

4 жыл бұрын

@@mushroompoet Ah, my bad.

"ALL HAIL, ALL PRAISE, ALL SUBMIT BEFORE THE GLOW CLOUD." I said it out loud. Thank god my brother is used to it.

"life is terrifying, It just is."new favorite quote

The scout master said that he and Cecil could've had something... GOOD THING THING THE SCOUT MASTER WAS TAKEN BECAUSE CARLOS AND CECIL IS MY OTP. >:P

Cecil talking about dark shit? This is probably an add for 6 flags or something. "6 flags; desert springs." CALLED THAT SHIT!

@hollygarfield123

7 жыл бұрын

i mean last time it was red lobster, so

@aristide1013

7 жыл бұрын

pFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I fell asleep to this and had a dream of Cecil saying, "Ladies and gentlement, the trees are now alive and genderless."

Cecil saying beautiful things about fear and regret and then TOAST omfg

"Listeners out there clinging to my voice as a simulacrum of companionship" Why you gotta call me out like that?

"I used to be young and idealistic and think everyone deserved to die."

"I count 5 in this recording booth with me. Exactly one half boys, and one half girls." Okaaaay

@viktorthecreator4458

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Muller Oh Tumblr must be having a ball. "FINALLY SOME INTERSEX REPRESENTATION IM NOT TRIGGERED ANYMORE"

@matthewmuller7929

8 жыл бұрын

Exaaaaactly

@NovaStella_

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Muller That's one way of talking about someone trans.

@maenliilneam

5 жыл бұрын

I think they are just boy in right and girl in left or the oposite

@rowanginsberg3283

Жыл бұрын

I think it means that its someone who is two genders at once.

"I'm working hard every day to die" CECIL ARE U OKAY?

CECIL CECIL CEEECCCIIIILLL Let me has teh kittehs PLEEAAAASSEE

@echowolf22

8 жыл бұрын

+Sabrina Michaelis I want them too! Floating kittens, awesome :)

@jztchannel

8 жыл бұрын

cringey

@diosdehuecomundo

6 жыл бұрын

So, uhm. Do demon kittens also trigger my allergies? If not, I call dibs.

@Netherdan

6 жыл бұрын

Y'all have to become interns in the radio station cuz the cats can' be removed from their hovering spot while alive

I listen to this with my 8 month old sister so she can learn English. Alos, very nice weather today!

@zym5435

7 жыл бұрын

It will probably help her grow into a very strange child.

@angelinad6739

7 жыл бұрын

Starry Sky​ Well, I need at least ONE person in my family to be weird with! XD

@maenliilneam

5 жыл бұрын

How did she turn out?

@tudor1693

5 жыл бұрын

You have created a monster

@holystonks

4 жыл бұрын

Is she normal?

I will take all of the floating kittens

Cecil "Casanova" Palmer

"Oh government, where's my death?" I've been asking for years, Cecil.

“We could have had something, Cecil. Remember that.” CECIL???? EXPLAIN???

"The past tense of toast is toasted." I laughed so hard. There was literal knee-slapping. And then I learned the dangers of listening to podcasts in public. >_>

THE WEATHER HAS BEEN REALLY GREAT THESE PAST TWO DAYS!

I woke up to the words "Die without Government help." And I instantly knew I was listening to night vale.

Listening to welcome to night vale during a derealization episode is one of the freakiest things ever

"The past tense of toast is toasted." Wow, Cecil!! I didn't know that!!

The weather sure was lovely today!

Oh fuck now I gotta put energy into dying????

awwwwh baby floating kittens

@RileyIsntDead

7 жыл бұрын

Chance Torres I'll take 20

'clinging to my voice as a simulacrum of companionship' called the fuck OUT

"What a wonderful little town we have." aHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY

I loved the weather today, but nothing will ever compete with waiting for the bus.

I found the death monologue really terrifying cause it implies all the weird things that NV citizens fear and make them disappear, like the cleaners or so, does not "kill" the citizens...

I swear the most relatable character here is the Mayor

The weather in this one is actually amazing okay

Hearing Cecil say that he "thinks often" about their last moments together and what was said, I feel like if Earl hadn't been dragged away Cecil might've actually considered going out with him. But maybe Cecilos is vital for some big future event and that's why the children dragged Earl away, to keep him from interfering. Or maybe they just ship Cecilos like everyone else in Night Vale and wanted Earl out of the way 😂😂 I could see myself doing something like that, dragging away someone who threatens my ship to some unknown ominous end

The Weather reminded me a bit of Coldplay or perhaps Keane. It's neat! Also, Earl Harlan...oh, Earl!

I stop listening for 1 minute to make sure when my dog jumped off the couch and splatted ungracfully on the ground he didn't hurt himself and come back to, "I'm working hard everyday, trying to die." Like what the hell did I miss.

Fell asleep, just woke up to all hail, all praise, all submit before the glow cloud. I then tiredly mumbled 'ALL HAIL' BEFORE REALIZING THAT IN JUST A FEW WEEKS OF WATCHING THIS ITS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

I love this show, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much! It's so awesome!

@RileyIsntDead

7 жыл бұрын

JurassicPhilosoraptor That's a l_t _f _s. W_uld y_u mind saving s_me f_r the rest _f us?

Why does Joseph Fink always sound like he's about to cry?

@nopeg5730

6 жыл бұрын

Comfortably Abnormal Because a vague yet menacing government agency is forcing him to open a show. He has stagefright probably.

As a boy scout I am very excited for this episode.

Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp.. learn something new every day

Cecil, I don't think it was a he-cat. It's up to you, though, man. You think what you want to think, and Carlos can explain science to you later.

@citruscorvidae

5 жыл бұрын

Of course Khoshekh is a he-cat. Cecil knows what he's talking about! Why would he be hovering in the men's bathroom if he wasn't, in fact, male? Science is different in Night Vale, but I'm sure he'll excuse your limited outsider knowledge

@GlitchyPixExtra

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's Night Vale, a male cat giving birth isn't all that implausible

@SunnyTheOpossum

4 жыл бұрын

Soundwave Spark but if you think about it, it would be really funny if Cecil was just confused

Cecil: "I don't know about you-" Me: "But I'm FEELING TWENTY-TWO!!!!"

What lovely weather we're having!

"I work hard to die." You good, Cecil?

2:40 catto give birf 13:05 scout leader....we could have had something, cecil 15:18 bleeding advice 17:10 sheriff's secret police creeped out 17:29 there are 5 random creepy children in the booth with him and he didn't mention it for 17 minutes

Today's weather is my aesthetic

@justanother7689

8 жыл бұрын

+Wolf Fox ARANEA

@viktorthecreator4458

8 жыл бұрын

+Wolf Fox This just in: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang listens to Welcome to Night Vale Actually that makes a lot of sense

@celeri6497

8 жыл бұрын

It sure does. :::;)

@funfaxwithkait8939

8 жыл бұрын

Omg

@funfaxwithkait8939

8 жыл бұрын

No more fUGING STORIES

The stars are actually UFOs, preparing for an invasion.

for a second I thought this episode read 'welcome to nighty vale'

@pollylittle7568

7 жыл бұрын

Keliann Priest where life is a pyjama party

So glad this is up on KZread now. Also,

Love the weather today

13:30 is death for anyone who ships Cecil x Earl

I'd like to know more about Harlen and Cecil's doomed romance please??

@rachelq130

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr like why am i so invested in his love life

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.

@funfaxwithkait8939

8 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

@kendromeda42

8 жыл бұрын

ALL....HAIL....

@sarahsherwood8530

8 жыл бұрын

HAIL

@RileyIsntDead

7 жыл бұрын

*_A L L H A I L_*

@201pizzas5

6 жыл бұрын

ALL PRAISE

Begins at 1:53 for us watching 5 years after the announcement was relevant

Congratulations, Franklin and Barton!

Weather ON POINT in this episode!

The part about fear being awake and alive reminds me of Car Radio by tøp "Faith is to be awake and to be awake is for us to think"

Hooray for life long curses! :D

i feel bad for kashec, he must be so board

@consultingcatastrophe520

7 жыл бұрын

Khoshekh is how its spelled btw

It's so sad watching the views decline as time went on....

Wait, Earl Harlan is the scout master? Isn't he the chef from later in the series?

Wait so what happens to scouts who become eternal scouts?

Did anyone else make that connection during the whole earning death thing that literally replace the word death with healthcare and it makes complete sense. We love subliminal messages lmao

@lexa2310

3 жыл бұрын

I think most did.

5 mute children... Exactly half boys. Exactly half girls. 3 SP00KZ 5 MEH!

@chat4538

9 жыл бұрын

Cecil Palmer I assume they were all he, she's poor things unless they liked being that way.

GIMME THE KITTENS MEOW!

I was a listener, about half a century ago. Desperately clinging to beautiful Cecil's voice. Working hard every day for death. Developing & harnessing an intolerance to gluten... brought on by wheat & wheat by-products. I now, in the present, have started listening to that mellifluous voice... reaching into the future, which is my past. "Welcome to Night Vale" is one of the best (& longest) books I've ever had the pleasure of not reading. Be safe & happy, everyone💕

“ I’m working hard every day, trying to die.” I felt that every time I clock in.

So proud of those boys for making eternal scouts. That takes a lot of dedication. Have a great day :)

Dying is very hard work

Listening to today’s weather while there’s a thunderstorm is a nice vibe

Nice weather today

"What a wonderful town we have!" **ear-splitting chords play** me: o h m y w h a t s h a p p e n i n g