Lets not forget after Lex Luger botched his promo and walked off he could be heard in the background yelling 'the door's locked too'. Absolute gold.

@Alucard-A-La-Carte

2 жыл бұрын

"Say what you see, Lex, say what you see!"

@dylanogg347

2 жыл бұрын

And that's not all. Apparently Lex went head first into the door.

@deandrenicholas2545

Жыл бұрын

There's no Krispy Kreme donuts in catering, Billy!! Lol

@dylanogg347

Жыл бұрын

@@deandrenicholas2545 "AND THESE T-SHRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TO BILLY!"

@Alucard-A-La-Carte

Жыл бұрын

AE Podcast put it best: "you can't work a match, you can't cut a promo, your body's a horror show and you've got a stupid face. You truly ARE the Total Package."

Adam dictating Steiner Math monotonously like a courtroom stenographer was one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

@thegame7134

2 жыл бұрын

The best part of Steiner Math is that it actually adds up 😂

@saintnick7252

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegame7134 That's because the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for Joe at Sacrifice.

@HammyCrash

2 жыл бұрын

@@Onikage55 its not like you could realy tell with scott steiner

@CGB_Crash

2 жыл бұрын

A "Steinergrapher" if you will.

@toddwilliams8128

2 жыл бұрын

we need TTS Steiner promos

I know it's been said before, but it REALLY is impressive how Steiner's math is both incomprehensibly bonkers, but the actual numbers DO consistently add up. They mean nothing, but he DOES keep them straight in his head.

@P3rks0fLife

2 жыл бұрын

Whats even funnier is that if you do the math calculations that he was trying to do correctly the math still turns out sound

@tjtaylor6431

2 жыл бұрын

And what’s even even funnier is that those numbers don’t lie, and they do in fact spell disaster.

@Alucard-A-La-Carte

2 жыл бұрын

@@tjtaylor6431 Yep, I checked. And it CHECKS OUT.

@Conner3030

2 жыл бұрын

I just checked Scott has a degree is math statistics so obviously the math checks out =p

@P3rks0fLife

2 жыл бұрын

@@Conner3030 This just gets funnier and funnier yo

The Scott Steiner promo in TNA where the Main Event Mafia are gathered and Steiner, talking about Samoa Joe, yells "he's fat!" is just wonderful 😂

@tafua_a

2 жыл бұрын

Honorable mention, him saying he got freaks "nine days out of the week", Bubba Ray pointing out there are only 7 days in a week and Scott's brain imploding as a result.

@anthonykaruri6430

2 жыл бұрын

Honourable mentions: GET MY BAGS

@waleedzahooor

2 жыл бұрын

I just want Steiner to utter that to Otis on WWE now.

@SirFooplesTheThird

2 жыл бұрын

Steiner is truly a gift from God

@Beegstation

2 жыл бұрын

Fat shaming: always reliable for heat/comedy in pro wrestling

Can’t believe Adam forgot the important detail that Kalisto’s “Woo!” was immediately following up him shouting GOD DAMMIT

@mladenlalov6756

2 жыл бұрын

Can't believe Adam didn't mention that the Lex Luger promo ended with him trying to leave trough a locked door and yelling "door's locked too" off camera

@marin3933

2 жыл бұрын

@Mladen Lavov not just yelling "doors locked too" he slammed into the door face first too 😂😂

Steiner math is an all time great promo in terms of absurdity and hilarity, I re watch it every so often because of how thoroughly it tickles my funny bone.

@Jeff-ok6dr

2 жыл бұрын

It really never gets old

@BrodyEllis111

2 жыл бұрын

Transcends wrestling brother

@baultista

2 жыл бұрын

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL PROMOS ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT STEINER MATH AND YOU LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER ONES AND U CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

@petebagwell6666

2 жыл бұрын

Having good promos means having the ability to speak and yet say absolutely nothing while still having the audience hanging off your every word, the steiner math promo is the epitome of this, it is perfect and even tho you know what he said doesn't really make any sense but you still want to hear him say it over and over again

@shanehaney6040

2 жыл бұрын

It’s been years, and yet all I want to know is how many takes did Steiner Math require, and how much cocaine was fuelling it?

The best part of the Steiner Math promo is that he actually lost the triple threat, but that’s only because Steiner didn’t calculate the appearance of Kaz replacing Angle.

@hworld9832

4 ай бұрын

IT’S KAZ

The fact that John Zandig’s JEEZUS promo isn’t even an honorable mention is a crime against the internet

@Spazcakes

2 жыл бұрын

THERE WAS FIVE OF 'EM! IT TOOK FIVE OF 'EM!

@SirFooplesTheThird

2 жыл бұрын

Quick someone call Maffew!

@jetblack81

2 жыл бұрын

H8 club?!?!?

@ABomb_Plays

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT HAPPENED!

@ericflames

2 жыл бұрын

@@ABomb_Plays WHAT ARE YOU BLIND?

The fact that you nailed the stumble between “sixty six and two thirdz…percents” also nailing the incorrect pluralization is magnificent.

@juliusmarin3893

2 жыл бұрын

And then he botched the end with 104 2/3 😔

There's something stupidly funny to me that, after the Steiner Math promo, not only was Kurt not in the match due to a legitimate neck injury, Scott lost the match and was the one pinned.

@cjvs1604

2 жыл бұрын

Steiners math didn't account for Angles removal and therefore messed up his chances of winning.

@thomasenigma88

2 жыл бұрын

So what you're saying is...Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't win and isn't even gonna try.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

2 жыл бұрын

But Samoa Joe’s chances of winning would’ve drastic gone down had Kurt Angle been added to the mix.

@eunolee4055

Жыл бұрын

Samoa Joe after the promo: “So you’re saying there’s a chance”

@hworld9832

4 ай бұрын

You know what stiener math wasn’t able to calculate, Angles neck

Honorable Mentions: - All Ultimate Warrior promos - Eli Cottonwood - “Mustache” - Jake Roberts - “You want to play 21?” - Roman Reigns - “Sufferin’ Succotash”

@JoshCreepa

2 жыл бұрын

Nah the Roman Reigns one for me was so bad it was bad. I guarantee I’m not the only one that feels that way.

@lucasul4554

2 жыл бұрын

The mustache promo is the best promo ever made in NXT history

@PrinzPassionsfrucht

2 жыл бұрын

-John Cena yelling "LOOOOOOOOOOOSER" at John Laurinitas - John Zandig: "JEEEZUS" - Hardcore Holly at Wrestlemania 2000 ("I'll break your ass in half") - David Arquette after Slamboree ("SHADDAP!")

@JoshCreepa

2 жыл бұрын

@@PrinzPassionsfrucht to be fair, the Cena promo was meant to be more of a comedy than serious. Remember the promo he cut on Mr Laryngitis while in Zack Ryder getup?

@WorkshootPhoto

2 жыл бұрын

Ron Garvin "I tried to be a real... a real sports"

Came back here after Luke's promo defending Steiner Math as the best promo of all-time.

@GreyWind1988

28 күн бұрын

He was right though

No matter what, Steiner-maths will always be the most genius bit of roid rage induced word salads in human history. It is the holy grail of testosterone hampered and amplified poetry, And I love it very dearly.

@elc1960

Жыл бұрын

A close second to his math skills are Warrior's concepts in the field of jet propulsion and space travel: "Take the controls...Hoke Ho-gunnnn...from the men who have already made the sacrifice..."

@tafua_a

4 ай бұрын

Couple of honorable mentioned that are seldom talked about: - "I CAME HERE TO FIGHT GOOBER! NOW DUMBASS FIGHTIN' ME FIGHTIN' YOU!!!" - "YOU AIN'T BIG POPPA I'M BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY YOU KNOW I'M UNSTOPPABRUH-Listen..." - "YOU SEE I COME... FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY, SO WHEN I SPEAK TO THESE WHITE TRASH, I GOTTA DUMB MYSELF DOWN!" - "WELL I GOT A NICKNAME FOR YA: HOW ABOUT CHERNOBYL?! BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE 'VITAMIN' AWAY FROM A CHEMICAL DISASTER!!!"

"From this moment on, starting now, this will be the moment, of the genesis, of McGuillicutty." For one night only, Curtis Axel was *actually* the son of Mr. Perfect

@ZeroCrystal

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah? Which one was that?

@years-ti7xl

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZeroCrystal it was in NXT back in 2010. Michael McGuillicutty/Curtis Axel cut this ultimate promo that rivals anything Cena and The Rock has done lol

"DDP while you're in the hospital on your back screaming in pain. Kimberly will will be on her back at my house screaming my name!" Scott Steiner 😂🤣😂

Should've put the matt riddle Asuka promo, where Matt has no idea what he's supposed to say and just awkwardly talks about scooters until he slowly rolls away.

@Rocket1377

Жыл бұрын

The fact that most people didn't realise that was a botch is indicative of just how awkward most Riddle promos are.

Hulk Hogan’s “The Right Gay Guy” deserves a spot too.

Listening to Adam "Mr. MONOPOLY" Blampied recite, word-for-word, The most testosterone fueled piece of pro-wrestling slam poetry that is ''Steiner-Maths'' was not something I thought I needed to hear, but now that I have heard it, I have it and I refuse to let it go.

Anyone notice that after adam said steiner math promo word for word... it actually makes sense? He said Joe has a 25% chance at best... so in a triple threat it would be 33% chance normally.. you subtract the 25% from the 33% leaving 8% and since he know kurt can't beat him that would make scott odds of winning 66% but scott isn't normal.. so you add the 75% on top of the 66 and you'll get 141% minus Joe's 8% and you'll get 104.23%... See simple

@DaPhoenix777

2 жыл бұрын

@@Onikage55 lol ik.. i just did the math from Steiner POV

@acebi_ly9246

Жыл бұрын

you can't just add or substract percentages. that's not how it works. In a triple threat match anyone has 33% chance of winning. If Kurt doesn't even try to beat Scott, that indeed gives Scott a 66% chance of winning. that's it. that the only thing that makes sense. If you want to assume that in any 1v1 Scott would always have a 75% chance of winning because he's a genetic freak, that would mean that Scott has 100% chance against Kurt (because Kurt won't try to beat him) and 75% chance against Joe (cause he's a genetic freak). Which gives him an 87.5% chance to win the triple threat.

@acebi_ly9246

Жыл бұрын

and even then, that doesn't take into account the fact that Kurt can just beat Joe and vice versa. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE LMAO !

Steiner Math is on the level of “hard times”, “austin 3:16”, and “pipe bomb”. It was so bad… that it went through the aether on the spectrum AND back over to the good side. THE NUMBERS DONT LIE

My favorite part of Steiner's promo on the Dudley boys and their "FAAAT ASSES!!!" is the part where it gets so incoherent and baffling, Rick stops growling and mugging at the camera for a moment and looks at Scott for a moment wondering if his younger brother is having a stroke.

"I'm pissed now!" from that Luger promo has become a go-to quote from my non-wrestling fan friend.

"see, Joe" We all know it's "Senor Joe" Adam.

@riotd.r.8363

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought he said "S'more Joe"

Just listening to Adam recite the Steiner Maths promo is enough to make you giggle, cause the promo itself is so absurd but you can't help but smile. Also Petey Williams' reaction to it as it goes on while looking like a mini Scott, is also amazing.

Don Morocco's promo is something I'd do irl just to confuse my coworkers

“With all the energy of King Lear being disavowed by a crazier King Lear-“ I spat up my Red Bull STOP

@ArcaneAzmadi

2 жыл бұрын

Uh, he said "disemboweled".

Rumor has it, Steiner went to a Harvard, he sought out a mathematics professor to check his work over. And the professor said it all looked good!

@nodnarbleahcim5097

3 ай бұрын

A Harvard? You mean there's another one??!!

Lex's promo only gets funnier. After yelling about Billy and his shirt, he yells that he's gonna rip him (Ron Killings I believe) apart, and as he attempted to leave the room, he slams head first into the door and yells: "AND THE DOOR'S LOCKED TOO!"

@johnaustin209

Жыл бұрын

"I'M PISSED NOW!!!!"

Can we just take a moment to really appreciate the wordsmithing at work in the phrase "Kool-Aiding his way into existence?" That is sheer brilliance!

"When he grew up they didn't have Thanksgiving." Just... just how old is Luther Reigns?

@robertwoods3871

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@marcoantino2920

2 жыл бұрын

gold

"... where he screams, 'GOLDBERG!' with all the intensity of King Lear being disemboweled by _another, crazier King Lear."_ 😄😆🤣 Adam is truly the Poet Laureate of WrestleTalk/Parts Funknown.

Steiner's promo in wcw on how Buddy Rogers should have been hired instead of ric flair. "Now I know buddy is no longer with us, God rest his soul." 🤣

They're not bleeping the naughty words today. Way to go, PartsFunknown!

This is Adam’s masterpiece. I almost choked multiple times on the ice cream I was eating. Jesus, this was funny.

Bro, you verbatim quoted the ENTIRETY of possibly THE most incomprehensible Scott Steiner promo ever word for word.......how your brain didn't turn into swiss cheese immediately is amazing.

Yea, Steiner meth really was a good promo. And Adam reading it as a scientific paper really just made it so much better. One love ❤️

The thing that always gets me about Steiner Math is that the math actually checks out lol.

7:24 I had no idea that TJP’s character in Southpaw Regional Wrestling was an inside joke about this promo. That’s hilarious.

I was SO hoping you'd put the emphasis on the Kurt Angle bit in the Steiner Maths promo, and I'm so glad you did

Steiner promos make you think he's either legitimately crazy or the greatest pro wrestler ever

Probably one of the best things about the Steiner math promo is how hard Petey Williams is trying not to corpse

@paulgibbon5991

2 жыл бұрын

I love the expression of the woman standing at the back too. It's like she's in some sort of deep contemplation...."Oh wow, this guy's really onto something!"

@tafua_a

3 ай бұрын

@@paulgibbon5991 or Petey trying to add up the numbers with his hands

I'm so happy we had the whole recital of Steiner Math.

The 2 most infamous hilariously bad promos; the "i don't know" and steiner math. Most mythically hilarious promos of all time. 🤣🤣

I just about pissed myself laughing at this video, well done!

Gameshow NXT reminded me of Eli Cottonwood's "moustache" promo, in which he said that he "didn't have one" and that "he had the best moustache"

Little correction: Kalisto yelled out "Goddammit! WOOOOOO!" - As his soul attempted to leave his body.

I love everything about Steiner Math, including and almost especially Little Petey Pump visibly trying to keep up with Scott's calculations. It makes me giggle every time.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK UP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PROMOS ON KZread RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ALL WORTH YOUR TIME AND THEY'RE ALL SO GOD DAMN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Titus O’Neil’s promo from a few years ago on Raw had me cracking up so hard it hurt. 😂

@DanHowsen

2 жыл бұрын

That one isn't so bad it's good though. It's just... really bad...

@khaitranngoc4176

10 ай бұрын

Well his "I don't' know what I've just saw" is a great one. Especially given that he's on the Granddaddy of em all.

The Steiner math promo is easily worth the top spot. But one of my favorite details in the promo is watching Petey try to do the math Scott is spouting.

I wonder how many takes it took for Adam to repeat No.1 without laughing.

Bruh, I LOVE when they miss bleeping Adam's swears. That Kalisto segment explanation was G O L D 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine a promo battle between Scott Steiner and The Ultimate Warrior.

@dillonpanarello5242

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the Earth would spontaneously combust at the prospect honestly 🤣

@paulgibbon5991

2 жыл бұрын

Whoever wins.....we lose.

I was expecting Sycho Sid's "half the brain that you do" to be number one P.S: is it me or does Scott Steiner's math make sense?

@graemenicol6377

2 жыл бұрын

no it's not just you I think it makes sense as well

@Jb33124

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that it makes sense is probably the most non-sensical thing about it

@Vesperitis

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure there have been thread posts calculating Steiner's math, and his math checks out.

@bMt5553

2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap.

@bMt5553

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vesperitis now this I gotta see.

I started crying and nearly pissed myself laughing. Never change, Adam, never change.

I once failed a math test because I forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix

@tafua_a

3 ай бұрын

As we all know, 43 + Kurt Angle = 33,3 recurring

How can this list exist WITHOUT a mere mention of the Ultimate Warrior??

@paulgibbon5991

2 жыл бұрын

Problem is, which one? They're all equally bonkers.

If you ever get the chance to look at a Coliseum Home Video exclusive promos, there's one of Diesel winning the tag team titles where he throws it angrily down to the ground, shouting "what a pittance".

I guess the Brood's promo on the first ever Smackdown "wath ferbidden, hehehe, by the Undertaker."

Lex Luther's "I DON'T KNOW!!" line is one of my wife's favorite bad promos.

If Booker's "HULK HOGAN. WE COMIN FO YOUUU NI-" isn't on this list, I'm gonna be mad. xD

This list was created so Adam could read the final entry in a video because he's always wanted to.

@Vesperitis

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking!

One that should be on here is when Samoa Joe hilariously berated Sting for spending time with his family instead of missing his kids’ games like AJ Styles does.

i cannot believe John Zandig's JEEEEZUS promo isn't on here

My wrestling week: 1.) Look forward to Sunday for Adam lists and news segment, along with WrestlingBios PPV/wrestling game reviews. 2.) Look forward to Thursday for wrestlingbios for Relieving the War.

@austinsmith7731

2 жыл бұрын

This

@graemenicol6377

2 жыл бұрын

let's not forget Sundays wrestling bio's PPV reviews and his wrestling game reviews which most weeks he does one.

@jamesbaker6006

2 жыл бұрын

@@graemenicol6377 True, how could I forget -edits-

@graemenicol6377

2 жыл бұрын

Have you come across Wrestle pod another good KZread channel worth checking out.

@blueprint7

2 жыл бұрын

watch promo joe on Thursday

5:07 You've unintentionally summed up the rivalry of crips and bloods.

The 3MB one always comes to mind, where they thought they could redo it only to find that they're live

I would argue that the Steiner math promo is not a botch. I think Scotty knew exactly what he was doing.

Make sure left out my favorite big pop of pump promo, where he basically mumbles the whole thing: "I'm doing him an egg. Get my bags....GET MY BAGS!!!"

Put Adam on everything the king of voice overs and wrestling booking...

"Greatest wrestlers in NWA history and sid," that got me

“All vampires end up directing porn. It’s like All Dogs Go to Heaven but with porn.” 🤣🤣🤣

I’m faded rn💨🍃 but the fact that Scott Steiner did that math was very impressive 😭😂

still makes me laugh "You are half the man that I am...and I have half the brain that you do...wait that's wrong"

I spent this whole list waiting for the genesis of McGillicuty and wasn't disappointed

When he quoted Steiner math I put my hand on my heart like I’m saying the pledge

Honestly steiners math isn’t insane, you can follow along until he’s over 100%, but I genuinely get where he’s coming from

@TheComicBookJoker

2 жыл бұрын

No, it’s insane, because that’s not how percentages work in the context of odds and probabilities. Base percentage math, yes, it adds up perfectly, but not for odds, because odds max out at 100%.

God bless little poppa Petey for being a part of that promo. Also team Canada rules & is probably one the best factions TNA ever had.

The Shockmaster almost makes Snoke look badass by comparison! That's how bad he is!

I'm surprised the JEEEEEESUS promo wasn't featured here.

I had the chance to ask the Big Bag Booty Daddy at a fan meet and greet if Steiner Math was planned beforehand or improved all on the spot. He said it was all in moment. He really does come from a highly educated university doesn’t he?

The funny part part of Sid’s promo was that one fan said afterwards that “Syd, Scott Hall said you’re a bitch!” So hilarious!

You always have to play the ""Come on, man! Get me excited!!!" clip from Jeff Farmers opponent.

Gonna go back and watch these as they pop up in the video haha

Damn I've missed you Adam, you've had me cracking the whole video🤣🤣🤣. Please do more of these and let tempest do the Sunday News no one wants to know about.

My introverted social anxiety filled ass is pained at watching this…but I’m dying laughing remembering some of these.

Marina Shafir’s “You know me, you don’t know me” should appear on an updated list

As a kid and even as an adult I always believed that the sid promo could have been saved by adding the line. " I have half the brain that you do... that means the numbers game don't mean much to me especially when I whoop your ass "

At least Steiner kept track of the numbers and they added up correctly 🤣😂

It’s so sad that Roman and Luther have never had a family reunion in the ring

I'm going to have the check all of these promos out, they sound amazing.

Kalisto turned into super Mario, wahoo!!

The best part about steiner math is it actually makes sense at first then goes completely off the rails

I swear Don Muraco was just trying to make Mr. Fuji corpse. Look at Fuji. He’s trying not to laugh.

Kalisto actually yelled "Goddammit!" after doing the Lucha things that were Good.

Steiner math is the best thing Steiner's done in his entire career.

I miss the music change these lists usually had after the introduction. Sounds weird hearing the same elevator music from beginning to end

A modern classic of so bad it's good: " You need to be quiet or you're going to start looking like Elsworth!"

AND YOUR T SHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY!

Dear Mr Blampied... I would like to thank you for your impeccable work and commitment.. Your effervescent erudite attitude will never be forgotten whatever your life brings your way.. I hope you are doing well and every success for you.. Oh and PS.... .I too have had Peas in times prior...