Zenon: Reviewed in the 21st century

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Cetus-Lupeedus! Today I'm taking a look at the DCOM classic: Zenon Girl of the 21st Century!
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  • @muja_bunny
    @muja_bunny4 жыл бұрын

    Business Lingerie gonna be big when we're allowed outside again

  • @bobbruh8538

    @bobbruh8538

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @RichardParker2099

    @RichardParker2099

    4 жыл бұрын

    only for those that don't have natural attractiveness.. others have to put on skimpy little outfits. cake their face.. and make things bigger or smaller cause.. well... your just not good enough

  • @murphhhhhhh

    @murphhhhhhh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RichardParker2099 is this supposed to be a joke? Or...

  • @canalsincontenido

    @canalsincontenido

    4 жыл бұрын

    You could say it is a thing right now but they keep it outside the zoom window.

  • @wyattsyverson8603

    @wyattsyverson8603

    4 жыл бұрын

    So never. Lol

  • @chadtronic
    @chadtronic4 жыл бұрын

    SILENCE, MAJOR

  • @Iamverypoliteyes

    @Iamverypoliteyes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chadtronic hi chad

  • @devodavis6454

    @devodavis6454

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey Chad, can you explain what that cool grey oval around tour handle is/means? I looked online before asking, but I couldn't find anything.

  • @squeedles_1943

    @squeedles_1943

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chad we need another Chad x Brutual collab. Y'all are the dream team

  • @TercelRepairManual

    @TercelRepairManual

    4 жыл бұрын

    DENIED, SIT DOWN

  • @kadestanford373

    @kadestanford373

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chad needs more likes

  • @zeriel9148
    @zeriel91483 жыл бұрын

    "Pretty alpha huh", weird they actually nailed some future lingo there

  • @godril90

    @godril90

    3 жыл бұрын

    The horse has big d energy

  • @i_teleported_bread7404

    @i_teleported_bread7404

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know, it sounds like something people would actually say.

  • @dafdyy2383

    @dafdyy2383

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@i_teleported_bread7404 people use 'alpha' as a descriptive already

  • @TheTheninjagummybear

    @TheTheninjagummybear

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not really. They didn't predict that it would be used as one of the terms for a fake wolf hierarchy fetish. Eugh.

  • @qwertyasdfgh4655

    @qwertyasdfgh4655

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Swallow the reality pill” 20:01

  • @kenzie2191
    @kenzie21913 жыл бұрын

    "You're a popstar, you want a child you get the child" Well he's not wrong.

  • @vitor4913

    @vitor4913

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no...

  • @joshshrum2764

    @joshshrum2764

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kenzie Michael Jackson

  • @KngJester

    @KngJester

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joshshrum2764 david bowie, r kelly, elvis and many more

  • @ButtonMasherReal

    @ButtonMasherReal

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KngJester Wait, Bowie and Elvis were pedos too?

  • @JohnSmith-ox3gy

    @JohnSmith-ox3gy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ButtonMasherReal The dead don't get trials. So it's just allegations. Sad to say the perpetrators like are just the very tip of the iceberg.

  • @Eggsnbaconbits.
    @Eggsnbaconbits.4 жыл бұрын

    Other KZreadr: "All my videos are going to be in 4k from now on." Moose: "I'm gonna record all my videos in 360p 4:3." I love this man.

  • @anyroad5455

    @anyroad5455

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s like if hes a KZreadr from the mid 80s. It’s amazing

  • @Errorsnake

    @Errorsnake

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bring back the 8mm baby!!! :D

  • @afrog2666

    @afrog2666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Some people don`t even know that 360p shows up before HD due to compression..

  • @malfattio2894

    @malfattio2894

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@anyroad5455 or 2006 tbh

  • @Aaron-mj9ie

    @Aaron-mj9ie

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Virgin HD KZreadr VS The Chad VHS Archeologist.

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff4 жыл бұрын

    "Star Trek meets Barbie" could describe the entire aesthetic of 1998 - 2002 in all honesty.

  • @alliascarroll2392

    @alliascarroll2392

    3 жыл бұрын

    The "aqua" vibe is real

  • @bradbradlylife9918

    @bradbradlylife9918

    3 жыл бұрын

    CETUS LAPETUS

  • @Theylivewesleep827

    @Theylivewesleep827

    3 жыл бұрын

    SILENCE MAJOR

  • @Raf8347

    @Raf8347

    3 жыл бұрын

    for a moment i read "Shark Tale meets Barbie"

  • @diamondmetal3062

    @diamondmetal3062

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know what, that’s apropos.

  • @averagejustin
    @averagejustin3 жыл бұрын

    I love how you can faintly hear the “Silence! Major!” In the background when Zenon is in the library trying to lookup information on the space station

  • @darkychao
    @darkychao3 жыл бұрын

    by the way, if anyone cares, the Wingdings is just gibberish ("ugwwijvbndmb"), there's no hidden joke. I'm not sure why I expected it to be anything but it wasn't.

  • @alexisd6106

    @alexisd6106

    3 жыл бұрын

    I remember wingdings being a font on Microsoft Word that turned all your words into weird symbols.

  • @jonathanwilliams2320

    @jonathanwilliams2320

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexisd6106 It is, they're saying that the wingdings when translated to normal english don't mean anything

  • @abemudokon9497

    @abemudokon9497

    3 жыл бұрын

    O7

  • @randytrashcan

    @randytrashcan

    2 жыл бұрын

    Doing the Lord's work.

  • @sethreign8103

    @sethreign8103

    2 жыл бұрын

    I expect it to be something too 🤷‍♂️😂

  • @kristina_lynn
    @kristina_lynn4 жыл бұрын

    You know you’re getting old when you relate to the adults in the show more than the kids.

  • @TheSomewareMan

    @TheSomewareMan

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've probably been old my entire life...

  • @vVAstrAVv

    @vVAstrAVv

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ive been told i have an old soul lol

  • @rainy7106

    @rainy7106

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheSomewareMan I relate to both. They are ying and yang and I walk the middle path. Thus I am what you would call a woman-child.

  • @45Dre

    @45Dre

    4 жыл бұрын

    Major

  • @onemorerep6597

    @onemorerep6597

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m at the point in life where I relate to the villains more than the good guys.

  • @YaBoiGabe31
    @YaBoiGabe314 жыл бұрын

    “Types some Wingdings on his ergonomic keyboard” was not a sentence I was ready to hear today, but one I needed.

  • @AmethystLeslie

    @AmethystLeslie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me, but "Star Trek meets Barbie."

  • @sugarcrash315

    @sugarcrash315

    3 жыл бұрын

    The comment I was looking for-so perfect lmao

  • @whitestguyuknow
    @whitestguyuknow3 жыл бұрын

    I totally remember "read my flappin' lips". I remember being a kid thinking "That's a line you've gotta use" and then completely forgetting about it for most of my life. Glad I didn't create another cringey childhood memory

  • @NoDeathforDinner
    @NoDeathforDinner3 жыл бұрын

    I never understood why everyone thought it was like dorky that she came from space. I guess maybe in the future it's weird or something, but i feel like kids would actually think that was cool and want to know everything about it.

  • @ElvenRaptor

    @ElvenRaptor

    3 жыл бұрын

    They probably could have made Earth humans thinking space humans are dorks work, but the writers would have had to delve deeper than they likely wanted. I know some Sci-Fi stories have it Class-based with Earth-dwelling humans being at the top of the political and social food chain, and the people who have taken to living in space being considered second class citizens. But that'd require refocusing "Zenon" in a VERY different direction than the one it took.

  • @Connection-Lost

    @Connection-Lost

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the movie world, everyone has to be in a strict category and you can't change your caste unless you're the main character. In the real world, you go through so many phases growing up that you have been a little of each category by the time you're an adult. In my childhood, the people that thought science was nerdy were art nerds, or baseball card nerds. No one is a true Chad as it turns out.

  • @anthonythompson6053

    @anthonythompson6053

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zenon crossover with The Expanse when?

  • @brandonwilliams6221

    @brandonwilliams6221

    2 жыл бұрын

    I assume it’s similar to if your elementary or middle school teacher stood you up in front of class and announced that you were going to space camp at NASA! It’s seen as a geeky thing to kids.

  • @PaladinGuy

    @PaladinGuy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ElvenRaptor Pretty much the plots of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Gundam (various versions), and The Expanse, to name a few.

  • @moyo6606
    @moyo66064 жыл бұрын

    The bitchy antagonist telling Zenon she looks like she's from East Jersey is the best line in the movie lmao

  • @BMoney8600

    @BMoney8600

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it is

  • @ashkitt7719

    @ashkitt7719

    3 жыл бұрын

    East Jersey is Best Jersey

  • @Dinosaurianationazation

    @Dinosaurianationazation

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude, the editing making it look a 90's instructional video is hilarious!

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy4 жыл бұрын

    Okay so 25 years from now, space will be dressed like 80s rockstar Barbies, Earth will be dressed like 1997.

  • @zerir.3726

    @zerir.3726

    3 жыл бұрын

    hey, i’m ready for it

  • @darknight910

    @darknight910

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey, I'll take that 90s fashion revival any day. Though... seeing 30 year olds rocking the JNCO jeans would be something else...

  • @gothnik3641

    @gothnik3641

    3 жыл бұрын

    BEST MID-LIFE CRISIS EVER

  • @Matthew-zx8cs

    @Matthew-zx8cs

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m 100% down

  • @Canada1994

    @Canada1994

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well the 80's were hot in the 2010's so maybe the 90's will be hot in the 2040's

  • @Sputnik_Man
    @Sputnik_Man3 жыл бұрын

    Next year, all brutalmoose’s content will be filmed in black and white silent-film style

  • @xanderguyer7512
    @xanderguyer75123 жыл бұрын

    I'm obsessed with how the mean girl just casually dropped "Eastern Jersey" and I'm not expected to question it

  • @murrayshekelberg9754

    @murrayshekelberg9754

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jersey is the ungroomed armpit of humanity

  • @Sorrowdusk

    @Sorrowdusk

    2 жыл бұрын

    She called it "viral". Bio warfare? Too dark to be literal?

  • @Spookybluelights
    @Spookybluelights4 жыл бұрын

    It bothers me how much my brain was fooled by his poorly green-screened hands.

  • @eddiegluskin9601

    @eddiegluskin9601

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me to bro

  • @callummclachlan4771

    @callummclachlan4771

    3 жыл бұрын

    Guess that's your brain trying to create stuff. Happens all the time when driving, our mind sees a few "images" and our brain puts the rest together. Although now that I've said that, it seems a bit scary.

  • @maddieb.4282

    @maddieb.4282

    Ай бұрын

    @@callummclachlan4771it happens literally 100% of the time for everyone, not just while you’re driving lol

  • @Anna1988..
    @Anna1988..4 жыл бұрын

    Zenon, many old guys in Poland have this name, seeing a girl named liked this made me choke on my drink.

  • @MandrakeFernflower

    @MandrakeFernflower

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about Krypton or Neon or Argon

  • @grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338

    @grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mandrake Fernflower no, but we have grzegorz, and jedrzej, and zajak

  • @PACKERMAN2077

    @PACKERMAN2077

    4 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure that's all you've been choking on? 🤔

  • @shiftydog6969

    @shiftydog6969

    4 жыл бұрын

    wait until you hear about the element!

  • @anniedangerface

    @anniedangerface

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow!

  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer3 жыл бұрын

    Missed this when it was first uploaded, but always love a new brutalmoose movie review.

  • @Lucky_9705

    @Lucky_9705

    3 жыл бұрын

    PeanutButterGamer Brutalmoose is criminally underrated

  • @Lucky_9705

    @Lucky_9705

    3 жыл бұрын

    His vids deserve more attention

  • @PowerYoutuberViewer

    @PowerYoutuberViewer

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s one of the best

  • @infinitygames9317

    @infinitygames9317

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everything Brutalmoose does is just great Same goes for you Peebs

  • @Pirategod23

    @Pirategod23

    3 жыл бұрын

    I always thought you two were the same guy for a bit

  • @MrBad993
    @MrBad9933 жыл бұрын

    One of the things I really like about this movie is that apparently everyone on 2040s earth drives 1999 Volkswagen Beetles

  • @ZeranZeran

    @ZeranZeran

    Жыл бұрын

    ze car of de future

  • @basiI

    @basiI

    Жыл бұрын

    i know i definitely would if i could get one

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones91404 жыл бұрын

    "pretty alpha" "Take the reality pill" Greg was a proto-incel

  • @genghiskhanxxx5276

    @genghiskhanxxx5276

    3 жыл бұрын

    You mean proto-Chad

  • @aquakit.133
    @aquakit.1334 жыл бұрын

    The outfits and backgrounds remind me of the inside of a 90's Taco Bell. Miss that scheme, and with all the menu changes, the food too.

  • @champo976

    @champo976

    4 жыл бұрын

    Taco bell interiors looked 200000% better 20 years ago

  • @chironthecuddley6144

    @chironthecuddley6144

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think I've seen one Taco Bell with the 90's chairs and tables a couple of years back. It was crazy seeing the old cups and everything.

  • @remlezar9397

    @remlezar9397

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHAT I REALLY MISS IS THE COIN GAME WHERE YOU GET FREE FOOD IF YOUR PENNY LANDS ON THE PLATFORM sorry

  • @BigRoyBad

    @BigRoyBad

    4 жыл бұрын

    You can take your 90s taco bell, I will keep my crunchwrap

  • @aquakit.133

    @aquakit.133

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BigRoyBad Not for long, friend :( if they got rid of the quesorito, I imagine this will follow

  • @starstilanx
    @starstilanx3 жыл бұрын

    Because of this movie, to this day I randomly have "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" pop into my head. It has been engraved in my memory and I am 31 years old. That song unbelievably catchy.

  • @ZeranZeran

    @ZeranZeran

    Жыл бұрын

    I forgot that song was from this movie and assumed it was an Nsync song that actually existed DIRTY POP

  • @jacknation1141
    @jacknation11413 жыл бұрын

    1:42 That black kid looks exactly like Waluigi. He has an exquisite style, wearing overalls with a royal purple shirt underneath. He’s already my favorite character. I would not have found him, if not this video had been conceived. Thank you, good sir.

  • @i_teleported_bread7404

    @i_teleported_bread7404

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's Blackuigi. His catchphrase is "Blaa!"

  • @anymoose

    @anymoose

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@i_teleported_bread7404 his catch phrase is "SHHEEEEIIIIITTTT"

  • @LunarRobotyx

    @LunarRobotyx

    Жыл бұрын

    @@i_teleported_bread7404 BLALUIGI

  • @ZeranZeran

    @ZeranZeran

    Жыл бұрын

    hahaha he kinda does, the outfit is exact

  • @ZeranZeran

    @ZeranZeran

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LunarRobotyx "Who said I got left off bad and boujee?"

  • @reya.3723
    @reya.37234 жыл бұрын

    Ian looks like a character from Home Movies in this lmao.

  • @Komichi

    @Komichi

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hate that this is accurate

  • @anyroad5455

    @anyroad5455

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg

  • @VeeHoffman

    @VeeHoffman

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Cetus Lapeetus, Brendan." "Yeah, Brendan, Cetus Lapeetus." "Would you all stop saying Cetus Lapeetus!?"

  • @ndm13

    @ndm13

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VeeHoffman I am losing it right now

  • @WalnutSpice

    @WalnutSpice

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VeeHoffman "brendon i dont have health insurance. the common cold could, potentially, end my life. whats your last name. small? you know brendon you have the same initials as bernie sanders. you a communist brendon? i think i am, now " "you dont need to read theory to be a communist, brendon. theory is just a bunch of words some guy wrote once. anyone can read words. communism is like soccer, its all about the practice"

  • @theendofit
    @theendofit4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine a theme park where each section is a different decades depiction of the far future like a 50s future, 70s future, 90s future and 2010s future. Note i feel like every other decade works a little better as there was always some blure between each decade.

  • @12fuzzyrats

    @12fuzzyrats

    4 жыл бұрын

    That would be so cool!

  • @willkirwan

    @willkirwan

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would go. Tomorrowland in Paris use to be like a Jules Verde version of the future and I always thought that was so cool. Shame it doesn't have that anymore.

  • @remlezar9397

    @remlezar9397

    4 жыл бұрын

    So pretty much half of the extinct pavilions in Disney Worl?

  • @goldenstate5

    @goldenstate5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Check out the extinct Disney attraction “Horizons” which actually presents a version of what you’re describing

  • @gracekim25

    @gracekim25

    4 жыл бұрын

    Will Kirwan aw

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper383 жыл бұрын

    "You're a pop star and you want a child? You get the child!" Ah, so the future isn't all that different from the present.

  • @jeremysoronen8154

    @jeremysoronen8154

    3 жыл бұрын

    R Kelly?

  • @brunobucciaratiswife

    @brunobucciaratiswife

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your fursona is so cute!!!

  • @CooperDooper38

    @CooperDooper38

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brunobucciaratiswife thank you! Drew the art myself on my old Galaxy Note phone.

  • @natelax1367

    @natelax1367

    2 жыл бұрын

    It just gets more relevant as more time passes

  • @rlundy45
    @rlundy453 жыл бұрын

    The Zenon series is basically The Expanse for kids. Right down to the billionaire using a space station to test out a virus.

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079

    @trollerpilotxiv3079

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now we need a kids' version of Game of Thrones

  • @okidokidraws

    @okidokidraws

    Ай бұрын

    Star Trek for kids

  • @KatieTP
    @KatieTP4 жыл бұрын

    Ian is looking so good in the first outfit from his "business lingerie" fashion line. I really dig that Barney inspired color scheme.

  • @Tama-Hero
    @Tama-Hero4 жыл бұрын

    The main reason I remember this movie is because they ran advertisements for it all the time for years every time they made another one

  • @SaHa0v0

    @SaHa0v0

    4 жыл бұрын

    D-COMs were so big in the past that you couldn't get away from it as a kid, haha.

  • @williek08472
    @williek084723 жыл бұрын

    The ironic thing about her not being able to swim is that in some aspects being on a spacewalk is a lot like being in water, to the point where NASA used a swimming pool to train astronauts for the Space Shuttle. If she can go on an EVA just fine, she should be able to swim... though I suppose on an EVA you're usually tethered to the spaceship.

  • @RhyHello

    @RhyHello

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well swimming is about propelling yourself through water through displacement. In space you don't have to create your own thrust

  • @awesomefox555

    @awesomefox555

    2 жыл бұрын

    And still able to breathe

  • @Regulith

    @Regulith

    2 жыл бұрын

    swim through the water maybe, but stay above the surface and not drown probably not so much

  • @ZeranZeran

    @ZeranZeran

    Жыл бұрын

    Also if you can swim in space you can probably swim even better in gravity.. that line was hilariously stupid.

  • @ozmarichardson6524
    @ozmarichardson65243 жыл бұрын

    "Zoom zoom zoom" and "cedas lapidus" were lodged deep in my brain thank you for helping to dig them out.

  • @MrTanman1557
    @MrTanman15574 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate the green screened in hands the most

  • @evandavis5223
    @evandavis52234 жыл бұрын

    How to name people in your sci-fi story: Grab a science textbook, flip to the glossary, and start picking at random.

  • @79priscila79
    @79priscila793 жыл бұрын

    I was OBSESSED with this movie and I used to watch every rerun of it on Disney Channel. And if it was the marathon of all 3 movies back to back, I would religiously lie in my bed for 5 hours to watch all of them.

  • @slinktv8827
    @slinktv88273 жыл бұрын

    "You're a popstar and you want a child, you get the child." Timely.

  • @christopherwall2121

    @christopherwall2121

    Жыл бұрын

    Sia has entered the chat.

  • @blazep4652
    @blazep46524 жыл бұрын

    “I get to dance with Protozoa!” Is this Xenon, or Osmosis Jones?

  • @kosmic_overlord

    @kosmic_overlord

    3 жыл бұрын

    nice

  • @dildonius

    @dildonius

    3 жыл бұрын

    **Zenon For some reason, before seeing this video, I always remembered it as "Xenon" too tho....lol.

  • @FlashinGatznCookies
    @FlashinGatznCookies4 жыл бұрын

    My wife would like to request the one where a girl pretends to be her brother for motocross reasons.

  • @onemorerep6597

    @onemorerep6597

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s called Motocrossed

  • @kylefreeburg9353

    @kylefreeburg9353

    4 жыл бұрын

    I totally forgot about this movie! It used to be one of my favorites

  • @jarmakey1

    @jarmakey1

    4 жыл бұрын

    And big fat liar with frankie muniz

  • @PrincessAshley972

    @PrincessAshley972

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jarmakey1 I still love that one

  • @gracekim25

    @gracekim25

    4 жыл бұрын

    OneMoreRep wow

  • @dassandman300
    @dassandman3003 жыл бұрын

    Damn homie you are thriving in that look, MAJOR.

  • @iiviigames
    @iiviigames3 жыл бұрын

    Your editing gags are unparalleled, major.

  • @Jake-dh7vh
    @Jake-dh7vh4 жыл бұрын

    Tender Loving Care knows a lot about "Business Lingerie"

  • @nicoledoubleyou

    @nicoledoubleyou

    4 жыл бұрын

    They don't want no scrubs, either

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema

    @PrimmsHoodCinema

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol damn that's an OG video 🤣

  • @shoshitaketakeyani3275

    @shoshitaketakeyani3275

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love that video!

  • @melancholicfool792
    @melancholicfool7924 жыл бұрын

    "popular enough to receive a sequel" I believe you mean "Zequel", disappointed Ian, disliked and unsubbed for this major blunder.

  • @pegasBaO23

    @pegasBaO23

    4 жыл бұрын

    "major blunder" was a bluder major

  • @sirchip7070

    @sirchip7070

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks I hate it

  • @dantheman6808

    @dantheman6808

    4 жыл бұрын

    Silence, major

  • @Triad3Force

    @Triad3Force

    4 жыл бұрын

    Could have been the "squeakquel" hehe

  • @hteekay

    @hteekay

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lame major!

  • @nathanwilkins6107
    @nathanwilkins61073 жыл бұрын

    Zenon predicted “low key” and “high key”

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll3 жыл бұрын

    god that freeze frame at the end, the scream, the blasted exposure, then the fade to white is really such a supreme combo

  • @GlitchCrunch
    @GlitchCrunch4 жыл бұрын

    One day during my 9th grade Biology class back in early 2000's, we were talking about Single-celled organisms and my teacher mentioned "Protozoa". A girl in my class let out an audiable gasp and shouted out "ZEDIS LAPEDIS!" She quickly put her hand over her mouth and everybody stared at her. She then had to explain what Zenon was and why Protozoa made her yell that out. That was an interesting day.

  • @siveon298

    @siveon298

    4 жыл бұрын

    That hurts

  • @experssion123

    @experssion123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cringe

  • @currentteeth4078

    @currentteeth4078

    4 жыл бұрын

    that didn’t happen.

  • @samcolvett6752

    @samcolvett6752

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@currentteeth4078 I mean, I would hope so, but I have faith in the force of secondhand embarrassment

  • @niyaxm03

    @niyaxm03

    4 жыл бұрын

    @RaineTCG Why is it so hard to believe that this happened. I mean it's not some fantastic story or one where everyone claps at the end when someone says something.

  • @freedom_mayor
    @freedom_mayor4 жыл бұрын

    dang Zenon is a kid. I must have watched it when i was really young because in my brain she looked 20.

  • @yahstino
    @yahstino3 жыл бұрын

    I vote you do My Date with the President's Daughter if you haven't already!

  • @osets2117

    @osets2117

    3 жыл бұрын

    I remember that one, enjoyed it more than this movie

  • @interlace84
    @interlace843 жыл бұрын

    Kudos for consistently trying to put some hands on those green screen gloves xD what a legend.

  • @skeembo
    @skeembo4 жыл бұрын

    The Hologram teacher was actually one of my drama teachers, and his wife was in one of the sequels im pretty sure

  • @foopdoop6941

    @foopdoop6941

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's pretty dope, and I like your name. Skeembo XP

  • @MaryHallberg
    @MaryHallberg4 жыл бұрын

    I was OBSESSED with this movie when I was a kid. I wore my hair in that stupid half updo almost every day to school in fifth grade.

  • @iwinrar5207

    @iwinrar5207

    3 жыл бұрын

    I loved it too

  • @jlprizm

    @jlprizm

    3 жыл бұрын

    I loved it. It was silly but I thought Zenon was so “cool” and the color scheme of this whole movie was fun to watch when I was a teenager

  • @Sci-Mon1

    @Sci-Mon1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sausage Mahoney hole sum

  • @TotesCoolBeans
    @TotesCoolBeans3 жыл бұрын

    I was 100% certain Zenon was a television show. This is insane. I never watched it but the look of it and commercials really pushed the "this is a tv show" vibe.

  • @Enigmatic_Lurker
    @Enigmatic_Lurker3 жыл бұрын

    "You're a pop star and you want a child, you get the child."

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle4 жыл бұрын

    "Absolve me for interrupting but that hair do, or shall we say don't..." Yup that's exactly how kids talk

  • @thecosmicradiation

    @thecosmicradiation

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's how they talk in the FUTURE

  • @Mr.Obongo

    @Mr.Obongo

    3 жыл бұрын

    thecosmicradiation That’s also how they talked 20 years ago, history repeats itself

  • @christinenadeau6371

    @christinenadeau6371

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's how yasss queeen slay gurrrl clapback influencers online talk tho

  • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@christinenadeau6371 or james Charles stans

  • @chrisskull7882
    @chrisskull78823 жыл бұрын

    "business lingerie" i have never laughed so hard in my life

  • @LitoBambito
    @LitoBambito3 жыл бұрын

    I love the old school filming, very nostalgic! It reminds me of old family films or even exactly what the quality was when I used to watch tv and movies in the 90s. Keep up the awesome work!

  • @anniek.3388
    @anniek.33884 жыл бұрын

    The sound byte of “Silence major!” was definitely just unlocked from the depths of my memory.

  • @dildonius

    @dildonius

    3 жыл бұрын

    SILENCE....minor?

  • @adambenini1022
    @adambenini10224 жыл бұрын

    I like how everyone in the future will be driving late 90’s VW Beetles.

  • @callummclachlan4771

    @callummclachlan4771

    3 жыл бұрын

    The ugliest generation too.

  • @jessdavis2677

    @jessdavis2677

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Weenie Hut Jr's To be fair, Aerostars are pretty hardy and reliable even with how ugly they look.

  • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc

    @Shadamyfan-rs8xc

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's the vintage look their going for.

  • @lim2950
    @lim29503 жыл бұрын

    This video being 2 months old makes me feel some way... It feels like i watched it so long ago..

  • @OfMelodies
    @OfMelodies3 жыл бұрын

    I was 6 in 1999, totally into pop stars, and LOVED the 90s/Y2K aesthetic for the future, so as you can imagine Zenon made a huge impact on me. Zenon basically projected what I thought the new millennium was going to eventually look like. I really thought I would be able to travel to space and I loved how diverse, peaceful, and fun everything looked. then 9/11 happened and my dream of experiencing this future within my lifetime sadly faded away :')

  • @CaptainL95
    @CaptainL954 жыл бұрын

    4:48 "I particularly like the fashion trend of the spandex base layers with regular clothes on top, this is the future I think we should be working towards". This is why Mega Man Zero and ZX incorporate the exact same style.

  • @larrychilders6599

    @larrychilders6599

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did not expect that reference here

  • @monado5937

    @monado5937

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mega Man Zenon

  • @robaba89
    @robaba894 жыл бұрын

    "Hey Poopface: Nice poopface you got there!" I'm actually gona use that one.

  • @RmnGnzlz
    @RmnGnzlz3 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love that the least plausible thing in the whole movie is Chelsea Clinton being president.

  • @user-vq4pf7if3i

    @user-vq4pf7if3i

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't you fucking jinx it

  • @Green-Raccoon777

    @Green-Raccoon777

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chelsea did NOT have sexual relation with that woman. ;) Chelsea did NOT leak e-mails to a foreign nation. ;) WhY Is sHe nOT 50 PoiNtS ahEaD? ;)

  • @blackphoenix77

    @blackphoenix77

    3 жыл бұрын

    If Trump can become president, anyone can. You, me, anyone.

  • @Nomercy721

    @Nomercy721

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blackphoenix77 anyone except another Clinton, I hope. he was good

  • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075

    @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blackphoenix77 anyone evil and coniving enough for sure

  • @saelig2258
    @saelig22583 жыл бұрын

    My parents took me to Colorado for the first time the weekend this movie first aired. It started to snow just before the movie came on. I had never seen snow before. I didn't care. Zenon was on.

  • @7DOLLABEATS

    @7DOLLABEATS

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well ....keep writing what happened next!?

  • @muffinsanobviousname
    @muffinsanobviousname4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair I've met people in there 30s who've never seen snow, and upon seeing and feeling it for the first time remark "it's cold".

  • @ObiWanBillKenobi

    @ObiWanBillKenobi

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had a similar situation the first time I saw a palm tree in person.

  • @korohacker

    @korohacker

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm 30, and I have yet to experience snow personally. I'd love to someday

  • @KetchupRocket

    @KetchupRocket

    4 жыл бұрын

    korohacker as a born and raised Ohio state person, snow is neat for about a week and then it’s a pain in the ass. Shoveling, driving, heating bills, scraping your car off. Best experience with it is vacationing in a snowy mountain for a few days and then going home. You’ll have much better memories that way. Plus side: less bugs.

  • @ObiWanBillKenobi

    @ObiWanBillKenobi

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@KetchupRocket The only good things i can think about winter weather are that there are no bugs and food left in your car stays fresh. That's all. Summer rules.

  • @youcantbeatk7006
    @youcantbeatk70064 жыл бұрын

    "Swallow the reality pill." This kid just predicted the Matrix.

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282

    @skeetsmcgrew3282

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't that the same year?

  • @searchbar83

    @searchbar83

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or the Wachowski brothers were big fans of Zenon.

  • @beachgirl_bev

    @beachgirl_bev

    4 жыл бұрын

    Caleb E. *Wachowski Sisters

  • @KaeraNeko

    @KaeraNeko

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't it a series of books before that?

  • @forthelulz9165

    @forthelulz9165

    4 жыл бұрын

    "If you take the blue pill, your life stays as shit as it was" "What about the red pill?" "Same, but strawbery flavor..."

  • @Flickstro
    @Flickstro3 жыл бұрын

    Watching you review this makes me think, "I should get into children's media that I was too old for at the time." I know it's a terrible idea, but I still like to think about it.

  • @PrincipeMamoru
    @PrincipeMamoru3 жыл бұрын

    Gotta say, I love the way you match your vids with the same vibe as what you're reviewing! It really makes it special and worth watching all the way through ♡ great job man :)

  • @zepewto901
    @zepewto9014 жыл бұрын

    "President Chelsea Clinton" oof.

  • @SeanHiruki

    @SeanHiruki

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that got a laugh out of me

  • @FrenkTheJoy

    @FrenkTheJoy

    4 жыл бұрын

    What? You don't know she won't be president 25 years from now. Hilary probably won't be, she'd be super old.

  • @GreyMatterPlatter

    @GreyMatterPlatter

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FrenkTheJoy Yeah but I'm sure by then she'll get a new skin suit, so she'll look pretty good.

  • @Nixolodeon

    @Nixolodeon

    4 жыл бұрын

    hillary's clone

  • @hopekramer7800

    @hopekramer7800

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GreyMatterPlatter 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarajohnson6855
    @sarajohnson68554 жыл бұрын

    "When a pop star wants a kid They get a kid" Ooof

  • @dildonius
    @dildonius3 жыл бұрын

    God, I remember after first watching the premier of this movie back in '99, I DESPERATELY wanted to mimick Protozoa's ridiculous haircut, formed into little individual Hershey's Kiss-shaped spikes, each of it with silver frosted tips. But the silver frosted tips more than anything. GOD I wanted frosted tips lololol. God fuck the very late-90s were an absolute shitshow when it came to fashion. Truly. I never wound up getting the frosted tips, as they went WAY out of style less than a few months after this "film" came out. And it was for the best, quite frankly. But yeah, I have strong memories of watching this movie and some light aspects of its overall æsthetic and absolutely nothing else about it. Though seeing clips of the climax here kinda jogged my memory tbh. Probably because I was always paying most attention when Protozoa was on screen, imagining myself with his epic hairstyle and kickin' fresh outfits. Why did 5 year old me watch this garbage though? Well, both because I had nothing better to do...and because Disney Channel MASTERFULLY advertised the premier of this piece of shit as an absolute CAN'T MISS EVENT. Something that they expertly did with all the old Disney Channel OG Flickerinos.

  • @murrayshekelberg9754

    @murrayshekelberg9754

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was the beginning of the media controlling your desires, view of the world, and opinions.

  • @Sorrowdusk

    @Sorrowdusk

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just wanted Protozoas jacket

  • @amrikneifer1193
    @amrikneifer11933 жыл бұрын

    I love the use of an old camera. It fits your style so well.

  • @xthe6
    @xthe64 жыл бұрын

    "President Chelsea clinton" wow that didn't age well

  • @kosmic_overlord

    @kosmic_overlord

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean...... it's not 2049 yet, so I guess we'll see

  • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kosmic_overlord don't worry in 2049 someone will respond to this comment and give us our answer hopefully

  • @klax001

    @klax001

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kosmic_overlord I think the Clintons might finally be done with politics after Bill's Epstein adventures keep getting revealed more each month it seems.

  • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ash Ketchup probably not which is why I said hopefully

  • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ash Ketchup oh ok

  • @dick_an
    @dick_an4 жыл бұрын

    That sudden "Okaybye" is the biggest mood I've witnessed in a long time.

  • @TheLIRRFrenchie...
    @TheLIRRFrenchie...3 жыл бұрын

    This is literally my favorite Disney Channel Original Movie!! I mean the intro music alone gives me flashbacks and chills ❤❤. What an era ❤❤!!

  • @baarks
    @baarks3 жыл бұрын

    Your videos are severely underrated. You put so much time and effort into editing and I thinks it's amazing. I've watched your videos for a couple years and all of them have such a cool style to them

  • @Ridankulas
    @Ridankulas4 жыл бұрын

    This movie was on television while I was waiting for the Jiffy Lube guys to change the oil on my truck. The volume was low, and was nearly washed out by the constant hum of the nearby confectionery machines. Time was standing still. Anyway, I wasn't sure it was a real movie until I watched this video. Thanks for the video.

  • @thewordywarlock7159
    @thewordywarlock71594 жыл бұрын

    I remember all the advertisements for the Zequel playing up the fact that the letter Z was hidden in every scene. I don't remember why that excited me.

  • @memethyst
    @memethyst3 жыл бұрын

    this whole movie takes place in 2049? i thought when zenon went to earth she time traveled to the 90s ahahaha.

  • @bobbyclap8405
    @bobbyclap84053 жыл бұрын

    I love your videos and the nostalgia it causes me

  • @TreClaire
    @TreClaire4 жыл бұрын

    “Business lingerie” had me rolling for like 10 minutes 😂

  • @TAGMedia7
    @TAGMedia74 жыл бұрын

    "Do escorts have business lingerie?" -Brutalmoose, 2020

  • @McDADDyK

    @McDADDyK

    3 жыл бұрын

    Isn't everything they wear business...

  • @SweetKingTanner

    @SweetKingTanner

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@McDADDyK i don't know how to respond to this

  • @tacticstonk4740

    @tacticstonk4740

    3 жыл бұрын

    well do they?

  • @C.V317

    @C.V317

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tacticstonk4740 yes, they do.

  • @turtleguy16
    @turtleguy163 жыл бұрын

    Protozoa is what would happen if Sugar Ray remained famous and never changed after his role in the Scooby doo movie.

  • @rudeboyspodcast
    @rudeboyspodcast3 жыл бұрын

    These DCOM reviews have become my favorites of yours, I hope you'll do more!

  • @invaderfrombeyond
    @invaderfrombeyond4 жыл бұрын

    Also; major and minor is just "high-key and low-key"

  • @poeticpotato

    @poeticpotato

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh shit.... youre right.... the writers predicted at least one thing right

  • @Yabatron

    @Yabatron

    3 жыл бұрын

    "High key, silence!"

  • @perryusagitv
    @perryusagitv4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly every now and then, I sit around and my brain suddenly remembers "ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM MAKE MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM" It will be with me to i die.

  • @tiggerie345

    @tiggerie345

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same with me. I never watched this movie but I first heard it in kindergarten, some boy kept singing that exact part and dancing around lol. Moose not lying with the 5 year old fans. I was waiting for him to cover the music part!

  • @SaHa0v0

    @SaHa0v0

    4 жыл бұрын

    ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

  • @ehrgeiz5649
    @ehrgeiz56493 жыл бұрын

    When you're so out of the loop you didn't realize ViewSonic is still often rated in the top 3 best monitor brands yearly.

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick4 жыл бұрын

    Officially gonna start putting “into horses and cybercrime” in my bio

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum4424 жыл бұрын

    The girl they replaced Raven-Symoné with was actually the girl from the movie The Color Of Frienship, which Disney always showed a couple times during Black History Month.

  • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    @fastasgaupthebargaining7174

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good to know I guess

  • @powerist209

    @powerist209

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think Three Dog is there, at least played by someone. I am not joking, the movie is about Piper Dellums, sister of Three Dog VA, who had an White Afrikaans stayed with her.

  • @gamegal1238

    @gamegal1238

    3 жыл бұрын

    She also played on Strange Days at Blake Holsey High and Life With Derek, too.

  • @Mr.Obongo

    @Mr.Obongo

    2 жыл бұрын

    I remember that one, back when people actually wanted to improve race relations, unlike today.

  • @Mr.Obongo

    @Mr.Obongo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@powerist209 Isn’t three dog the radio dj from fallout 3?

  • @maryjayne7278
    @maryjayne72783 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for another video. I always look forward to your tranquil presentation of engaging content.

  • @nukaghoula
    @nukaghoula Жыл бұрын

    This video has become one of my comfort clips to play on repeat haha love your work, Ian!

  • @oliverunderwood94
    @oliverunderwood944 жыл бұрын

    I remember this movie being inescapable for a portion of my childhood. it was like half the year was reruns and commercials of Zennon and the other half was halloween town

  • @FellGrey
    @FellGrey4 жыл бұрын

    This whole time since I was a kid, I thought they were saying “Cenus Sapenis.” I always wondered how they approved that, but now I just feel stupid.

  • @p_drizzle123

    @p_drizzle123

    4 жыл бұрын

    it was always "p is for penis" for my brother and me. still funny

  • @novatare
    @novatare3 жыл бұрын

    Man, you've really done something amazing with this channel. You could make a video about anything and make it entertaining. You could just sit there and analyze War and Peace in its entirety and I'd probably still eat that shit up. It also looks like it's really fun for you to film these, which is another big plus. Keep it up!

  • @RummerChan
    @RummerChan3 жыл бұрын

    I recall being in High School when Zenon came out and my friends and I loved it, but it was kinda in a 'making fun of it' sort of way.

  • @ghouldishanimal
    @ghouldishanimal4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine Blade Runner 2049 taking place in the Zenon world.

  • @dragon1130

    @dragon1130

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...wait... it doesn't?! Well, now I have to change my blade runner 2049 watch party theme.

  • @bevvvy1374

    @bevvvy1374

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait this is an alternate timeline where Luv is Zenon, Wallace is Protozoa, and Greg is K. Holy shit it all makes sense

  • @MrSoopSA

    @MrSoopSA

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Bevvvy “You want the child, you get the child” still works with it too.

  • @doctorfrosty3546
    @doctorfrosty35464 жыл бұрын

    I’m loving the VHS quality of these videos.

  • @cb-wi1cq
    @cb-wi1cq3 жыл бұрын

    i'm really digging the retro aspect ration/quality. it's so nostalgic seriously

  • @efahall._.
    @efahall._.3 жыл бұрын

    Your video quality and digital effects were just perfect. *chef's kiss*

  • @41dn
    @41dn4 жыл бұрын

    Protozoa’s fashion sense is advanced for the 90’s and prehistoric for the universe of the movie It’s early 2000’s AF

  • @eins2001

    @eins2001

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, you nailed it

  • @MandrakeFernflower

    @MandrakeFernflower

    4 жыл бұрын

    He kinda looks like a bootleg early 2000's Justin Timb

  • @derpdoggo9914
    @derpdoggo99144 жыл бұрын

    the best friend character has slinkies holding her ponytails. anyone else noticed that.

  • @emilydurkee8664

    @emilydurkee8664

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey name is RAVEN you uneducate

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