"Hey Carol, you know what would be funny? If we adopted a minority and taught them how to only speak in nursery rhymes."

@DragoonBB

7 жыл бұрын

god she never shuts up.Can we send her back?

@slothsong080

7 жыл бұрын

Dragoon-BB Do you still have the reciept?

@WilliamStoneContentZone

7 жыл бұрын

What is your Avatar?

@slothsong080

7 жыл бұрын

William Stone A heavily photoshoped face I found on the internet.

@sludgefestmcgee6674

7 жыл бұрын

Tony Gregory Hey! I remember seeing you on almost every Alchestbreach video

i get the feeling Susie was cursed by a witch so now she can only talk in poems

@astrowolvez

4 жыл бұрын

It's pretty bad that makes sense and could easily work for this movie.

@erikmuttik3840

3 жыл бұрын

You do be spitting facts tho

@otaking3582

3 жыл бұрын

37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me, A spell where when I'm talkin', I'm rhyming it with glee

@gothnerd887

Жыл бұрын

I thought she was just a bard

I'd tell Suzie she's adopted, but I don't want to sit through the poetry that follows.

@FutureRegisteredNurse

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ilikecurry2345

7 ай бұрын

I feel like in this day and age, she wouldn't care - all she does is recite nursery rhymes. The rhyme that follows the big reveal would be "I Love Little Pussy".

"Let's poof." "You wanna start poofing?" "I'm going out for a poof." Gosh, you could make poof into a replacement for Smurf.

@augustwest5356

7 жыл бұрын

Satan Clause you poof of that all by your poofing self?

@jothewerewolf

7 жыл бұрын

4:20

@Gigantotherium

7 жыл бұрын

Get outta here Dewey! You don't want none of this shit! Well what are you guys doing in here? We're poofing. You don't want none of this shit!

@guybrush1701

7 ай бұрын

I know, right? It's so smurfing stupid. 😅

To be fair, Suzy coming up with rhymes like that right on the spot is kinda impressive.

@53subscribersnovideos35

4 жыл бұрын

BARs.

@atlasking6110

3 жыл бұрын

Table and cradle, as a rhyme???

@jaynenunya6070

2 жыл бұрын

@@atlasking6110 if slant rhyme is good enough for Emily Dickinson, surely it's good enough for Suzie

Susie is that kid at school that always tries to impress the adults and so no one likes her, not even the adults

@k-bobkid6866

7 жыл бұрын

Susie reminds me of one of my friends. She's just as Asian, too. The thing is, she's a teacher's pet, so she gets gets with drawing anime-ish all throughout class and writing in all caps, Comic Sans, or an ungodly combination of both.

@user-ym3nv2ml7z

7 жыл бұрын

Hal Ryder I'm that person unfortunately

@digstrememcdingus1463

7 жыл бұрын

I think she speaks in rhyme so her adoptive parents think she is smart so they won't bring her back to the orphanage.

@trizlet-

7 жыл бұрын

My sister... please help

@wyattearp585

5 жыл бұрын

Oof horrible how like that's literally like 10% of kids. If my kid ends up being like that I'd definitely beat it out of him/her.😂

I have a disease where everytime I speak it becomes poetry.

@harangerish7588

7 жыл бұрын

huehuehuehue that was a beautiful line of poetry, up there with the greats.

@timothymckane6362

7 жыл бұрын

Roses are red, violets are blue. The Grinch had kidnapped little Cindy Lou.

@johnalogue9832

7 жыл бұрын

Sell that comment for a billion dollars and the government will give you money.

@dasply9243

6 жыл бұрын

So are you Susie's cousin or what?

@creman12

4 жыл бұрын

I have a disease don’t you hear, I must only talk in rhymes so I shed a tear

"Don't you tell a single soul what I'm going to say" Me, an intellectual: DONT BLAB IT

@finalflash3635

4 жыл бұрын

Sick Cicada not an ordinary rabbit

@FutureRegisteredNurse

Жыл бұрын

Good one! Lol

I guess Suzie is overcompensating because she's adopted.

@rozharris6834

7 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard.

@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744

7 жыл бұрын

*A N D M Y T H U M B H U R T S*

@sonikku956

7 жыл бұрын

+Easy V Nie Dude must have some strong genes to have a pure Asian child with a white woman.

@linashell2696

7 жыл бұрын

sonikku956 she fucked Segata Sanshiro

@sm2142

Жыл бұрын

My theory is she only speaks in poetry to compensate for some horrific trauma she experienced prior to being adopted. Everyone just rolls with it because if they don't, Suzie becomes an inconsolable screaming mess.

"Do you remember Blockbuster?" How old do you think your audience is, Ian???

@anthonytober4662

7 жыл бұрын

Bonfire Keeper James I do...

@dannyandhisbass

7 жыл бұрын

Bonfire Keeper James damn, renting games was just so fucking awesome lol

@SleebyRise

7 жыл бұрын

Bonfire Keeper James I remember. I used to go there all the time, my blockbuster is a bank now.

@justanotheryoutubechannel

7 жыл бұрын

Bonfire Keeper James I remember Blockbuster. Everyone does? Don't they? It only closed down in like what, 2012? Barely any time ago.

@oneslickhero4276

7 жыл бұрын

10? 12?14? heck im 16 and no i don't remember blockbuster i don't think my home ever had one

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I had (have?) this tape as a child and I LOVED it. I love the Wee Sing videos in general. Poofer always reminded me of Harry Anderson. I wanted to ride a snow flake and compose horrible poetry for Christmas!

@Iinneus

7 жыл бұрын

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS RIDE THAT SNOWFLAKE AND MAKE THOSE UNSOLICITED RHYMES

@fanfaretloudest

7 жыл бұрын

Hi Roses!!! And Merry Christmas!

@JasuchinFaron

7 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to ride that singing train to the land of people putting predjudices on each other's ridiculously gaudy outfits

@HarrisBoe

7 жыл бұрын

I had been trying to find this movie for years. I had vague memories, but couldn't remember the name of it. Watching this video has to be in one of my top 3 most nostalgic moments, along with the time RedLetterMedia reviewed "Lost in Dinosaur World" and the time I found an LP of "Jungle Train 3D"

@howdypardner6278

7 жыл бұрын

YOU CAN BE SUZIE IF YOU WANT

"Mind if I poof?" Please, not on the carpet.

Susie spits some fuckin straight fire man

"Don't tell a single soul what I'm going to say." That kid just threatened santa!

A Brutalmoose video on Christmas Eve? Awesome present!

@oneditzybrunnette

7 жыл бұрын

ThinkingOfYou75 I know right?

@mycatis4257

7 жыл бұрын

ThinkingOfYou75 69th like!

@realicwiener

7 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say this is the best christmas ever

Guys... I think Suzie might be adopted...

@hypermonkey600

7 жыл бұрын

She's probably had a rough life

@bul13ts

7 жыл бұрын

Or the mom has a sexy Asian coworker.

@hawwy1987

7 жыл бұрын

TheAAAGod He's the real life Dale Gribble.

@mrsilk309

7 жыл бұрын

Haha, I thought the same reading that comment.

@matti.8465

7 жыл бұрын

Neil Divins Considering how "diverse" 90's shows always tried to be i wouldn't be surprised

BUT WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOXXX!!!?!?!?! WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOXXXXX???!!!?!?

@brutalmoose

7 жыл бұрын

+Adi Katz That's where the terrifying angels were! Should have made that more clear haha

@Slayermode

7 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose the real question is, how did they all FIT IN THE BOX? There are ten of them!

@danblogger5824

7 жыл бұрын

NO FAIR! I WANT A BIG KZreadR TO COMENT ON MY COMMENT! 😞🔫

@EllieCollie

7 жыл бұрын

This is a real man's gun! 🔫 oh.... They became pussies and changed it to a water gun

@The_Gamerboy

7 жыл бұрын

Holiday joy

I think they tried to make Susie whimsical with her poems, but it comes off more forceful and annoying.

Ever notice how there's actually five days until christmas, that kid just counted to the 24th?

@TheFlamingDoh2

7 жыл бұрын

A Spoopy Scaley Scary Man Maybe that's just when his family celebrates Christmas.

@zapawillie

7 жыл бұрын

TheFlamingDoh2 That would make that family WRONG and full of LOSERS.

@magnushusemoen

7 жыл бұрын

A Spoopy Scaley Scary Man I don't why he counted to the 24th, But in some countries they celebrate Christmas eve on the 24th.

Holy shit, Suzy was signing her little Christmas Tree rhyme! As someone taking a Sign Language class, that's a really cute touch Edit: She signs a whole lot more than just the tree rhyme- Still cute

@mamamommy42

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad someone else noticed, i was pretty impressed at the inclusion and it's probably also the reason that she looks adopted, they wanted a child actor who could also do that

@MrHendrix17

4 жыл бұрын

Great so not even the deaf can escape Suzies rhymes...

@omikron6218

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrHendrix17 I wonder if there is sign language poetry or something like that.

@kaitlyn__L

2 жыл бұрын

@@omikron6218 there is, and sign language lyric renditions of songs as well. Which, I’m not deaf myself but I’ve been told that can communicate a lot about the rhythm and emotion of the track in a way subtitles or a singalong thing don’t, which of course are lacking otherwise if you can’t hear.

I'm waiting for people watching someone dressed as Gusty the Elf failing to hammer a nail to become an official Christmas tradition.

Hello 911? There is a strange man attempting to poof me!

This was hilarious, the "slam poetry" line gets me every time, especially once the countdown continues through to zero and Ian is like "OH MY GOD~"

"They actually named this elf... Poofer." Well, I mean, that's better than him being named COOOOO-TERRRRRR

5 elves? There were 5 billion people when this was made. Each one makes a billion toys?

@BlaiseHwk

7 жыл бұрын

Protagnis YT well, they would only need to make them for children. And only Christian/Catholic children. That probably thins out the 5 billion by a fair amount.

@nukiradio

7 жыл бұрын

now they only need to make 400,000 each

@applefacemoron

7 жыл бұрын

Protagnis YT They got a year so about 1000 a day?

@applefacemoron

7 жыл бұрын

Each of course

@sapphiridragoon

7 жыл бұрын

well technically there's 6 of them

Suzy was spitting some hot fire

@ellrig

6 жыл бұрын

BARS

Super bummed that no one makes fun of me in this video...guess I needed more lines. Soooo funny though!! I was crying laughing through the whole thing. Well done! - Sarah (aka Nellie Smith)

@andrewollmann304

5 жыл бұрын

Sarah Kimmel Just wanted to say that you are appreciated. The Wee Sing tapes were a big part of my childhood and, evern if I don’t remember this special that well (the literal snowmobile stirs up some memories). This was still a funand wholesome special.

@AidenLS

Жыл бұрын

you were good in this! there was not much to make fun of haha. dont be so hard on yourself.

Every moment featured in this video is just golden. The dancing, the names, the weird kids that look like little punks but actually want to play Christmas music. How could they have so many well written scenes in this one movie?

@orgoik

6 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, those angels.

"that's not all that's coming" "Oh mother, noooo - this is a kid's show!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"That's not the only thing that's coming" I lost it after that line! FFS!! funny stuff right there.

I want to have a gay old time with you, Ian.

@Carricx

4 жыл бұрын

uwu

@thatoneguy2346

Жыл бұрын

💀

Why don't you have 1,000,000 subs yet? Your channel's awesome!

@Ace_Opal

7 жыл бұрын

Luke Bayne ikr

Ian no you're going to make poofing a Bean parody "Poof!" "You just got poofed, bitch." "Tag your friends to totally poof them!"

@justanotheryoutubechannel

7 жыл бұрын

Louise Barbosa A Bean parody? What's that?

@ncisfan1002

7 жыл бұрын

Just another KZread channel Have you ever heard of the Bean

@Preeve

7 жыл бұрын

You friccin' moron!

@cheezdoodle96

7 жыл бұрын

+Louise Barbosa I've heard of *Mr.* Bean, does that help?

@justanotheryoutubechannel

7 жыл бұрын

Louise Barbosa I've heard of Mr. Bean, but I don't know about The Bean.

When Suzie grows up she wants to be a rapper. I'm sure.

This video has crossed generations in my family! We all love MST3K and I convinced my four year old daughter and parents to watch this... now they love you man! Now we can't stop saying, "Glasses! You need glasses!!".... so thanks man 😂

@Daddy-ue1du

3 жыл бұрын

If you like Dermy than you might like Jevil. He also says things twice.

Hey man, wanted to tell you it has become tradition for me and my sister to watch it every single Christmas. Along with the Gerber video. Thanks bro!

I really loved how mean-spirited this video was. It was really hilarious.

PBG Uploaded on Christmas Eve Brutalmoose Uploaded on Christmas Eve Yes.

@SarcasticGayLawyer

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

I know this video is ancient by internet standards, but Ian should review the other Wee Sing videos. All of them have at least one puppet segment; most are just as terrifying as those bells.

The line "RUN YOU IDIOTS YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE!" Made me laugh until it hurt

That girl has an affixation with triangles.... Is she trying to tell us something?

@ImJustSayin2014

7 жыл бұрын

Sammyyam illuminati confirmed.

@zaplepikachu

7 жыл бұрын

Ah. The scalene triangle.

@johnnymccraze

7 жыл бұрын

AH. THE SCALENE TRIANGLE.

@insertname4416

7 жыл бұрын

Sammyyam qqqq.

@SallyPuppy123456

7 жыл бұрын

Ding Dong DinG DInG DONG

for now on I'm calling Suesy Dr. Suesy for her constant rhyming

That kid is so thirsty for Susan. Like damn bro calm down.

12:50 NO ONE can take Gerberts rightful throne.

I am supposed to be memeing, but this one meme keeps memeing my meme.

@Soulraven2735

7 жыл бұрын

You are like a little baby, watch this: M E M E

@durteedan7836

7 жыл бұрын

Megami Tem is it TheMemer27?

Mind if I poof, m'Lady? *tips fedora*

It may not be the best Christmas ever, but it's at least the most 90's Christmas ever!

give Suzy some slack, she's _obviously adopted_

@ghouldishanimal

7 жыл бұрын

Arin Jäger what makes you say that?

@ArinJager1

7 жыл бұрын

James Butko she's asian, the rest of the family isn't... _unless it was she who adopted the whole family!_ :O (the plot thickens!)

I think Suzie's song is an allegory for what happened to her real family.

i come back to this video all the time around christmas and EVERY TIME i end up laughing until i cry.

I remember watching this over and over and over when I was little (much to the displeasure of my older siblings). It's easily been 18 years since I last watched this and just seeing the beginning made it all come back to me.

BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER

Lol, I was legit crying, but even watching this alone, Ian never fails to make me smile or laugh. Thank you, Ian! Watching in 2018?

When he said "you wanna go play deck the halls" I heard "you wanna go play with our balls"

@matthewbowen5841

2 жыл бұрын

I can think of a rhyme to follow "Hey Santa don't tell anyone what I'm about to say..." that would nicely complete that particular sexual identity journey...

My glasses fell off when he said "GLATHES! I make GLATHES!"

12:39 That moment is exactly why I watch Brutalmoose.

Merry Christmas, Ian! I hope you have a wonderful time!

"I've not seen such melody"

Oh my God, Ian. I hadn't thought about Wee Sing Christmas in - I shit you not - 23 years. Thanks for the trip down memory lane and the release of some repressed memories! Merry Christmas!

that snowstorm line had me in stitches omg

@shawnfields2757

5 жыл бұрын

Saphiros Oh mother no!!! This is a kid's show!!

This is a Christmas miracle! No I mean it, nothing in my day has been exciting so far

I think Susie might've been adopted

I'm immensely disappointed that Poofer didn't become a running joke on this channel. So much fucking potential.

Susie is definitely adopted.

@jizzypuff

7 жыл бұрын

CurtisAlfeld you never know the mom could have cheated on the husband and reconciled after the said cheating.

Holy crap seeing this dug up a memory I didn’t know I had I’ve definitely seen this a bunch as a child In the 90s!

All those in favour of having "You just got poofed biiiiiitch" become a running joke with Ian say I.

@tonyhakston536

7 жыл бұрын

I

The Best Christmas Ever is one of my vaguest, earliest memories, and I didn't remember anything in particular from it except for the general warm holiday feelings I got from it, so I had no way of knowing where it came from, but I recognized it almost instantly when you played the first clip. Thanks, Brutalmoose. Happy Holidays.

Just rewatched this video for the first time in probably 12 or 13 years last weekend. Everything you said about it was dead on. Susie’s poetry was driving me bonkers.

Suzie is what we here in the UK call a "Pwerfect Wittle Pwincess".

@innsj6369

7 жыл бұрын

Parents: "Oh, isn't she so adorable!" Suzie: "I am dead inside, and brainwashed to recite poems on command"

Can't believe they fit ultra high definition on a standard DVD. What hellish mastery is this?

I used to watch this every year when I was little omg... I guess when you're a little kid you don't notice how TERRIFYING those bells are. Great video!

I gotta tell you man, you made my complete day. I actually laughed, I was having the worst Christmas eve of my life and you managed to put a smile on my face, gotta hand it down to you man. This time of the year is really hard for me, I really appreciate that. Merry Christmas Ian and thanks.

I know we are all making jokes on suzie, but can we just acknowledge how refreshingly diverse this is for a 90s holiday special? like I don't think I ever seen an adopted Asian child in a typical 90s nuclear family... or anything even nowadays. as well as the black carolers and elf.

@xFlareLeon

3 жыл бұрын

Because diversity was a thing in the 90s, and it's STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH TODAY. People continue to bitch because OH NO, we can't have a movie or show without a member of every minority on the planet involved, however little sense it makes in the universe the work is contained in!

Who really waits until 4 days before Christmas to decorate the tree, Most people jizz themselves then put it up after thanks giving dinner.

@Jezdor

7 жыл бұрын

XD that's my mom straight up dude.

@MrMarowak

7 жыл бұрын

Deontay Ginger who puts presents under the tree before decorating it

@AaronLoving

7 жыл бұрын

Deontay Ginger I do it on Christmas Eve 'cuz I'm a lazy loser

@iiGingiey

7 жыл бұрын

Pikablu Studios fair, I assume your not also doing it while dancing singing and seaming super excited for christmas

@fmbray_

7 жыл бұрын

Jizzing myself after thanksgiving? I do that every day!

That's amazing Suzy!

Due to timezone differences, it's already Christmas Day morning here. This is the best present I could have asked for. The comment at 5:54 about slam poetry had me in stitches. Thanks Ian! You've made my Christmas!

If there is one thing to take away from this it is that "You just got poofed bitch!"

Member Blockbuster I member

@Ektalon

6 жыл бұрын

Alcendence Pepperidge Farms remembers . . . and knows what you did.

Every time I see dolls singing I'm reminded of that amazing scene from Charlie and the Chocolate factory when Wonka sets up a whole singing doll thing that bursts into flames and melts.

@cheesewizard8943

6 жыл бұрын

SuchName MuchProfile That was kinda terrifying, honestly

12:36 The delivery of that joke deserves a reward itself

Merry poofmas moosy

No offense Ian, but I worry you may have an obsession with nostalgia.

@itscrumbelivable

7 жыл бұрын

A lot of people on here do

@andrewollmann304

6 жыл бұрын

Duuuude...that’s the best kinda obsession.

I load up this episode and the moment you said "Wee-Sing Christmas" my wife goes "YAAAASSSSSS!~" in my ear. I look over and she says "I didn't know anyone else knew about Wee-Sing Christmas..." This gon' be good. Merry Christmas.👍

I can't believe I remember this. Admittedly, this was one of the Wee Sing videos I saw the least as a kid, but there were certain song clips that always popped up in the previews at the end of the other videos that will NEVER LEAVE MY BRAIN.

9:45 RIP George Michael.

The moustached elf looks like Ron Jeremy in disguise to me.

I am not unconvinced we didn't grow up together. They was played at our daycare every year. We borrowed a bunch of different WeeSing videos from there regularly. In fact, I'm now expecting an episode from you on Wee Sing in Sillyville.

I remember always checking out manga (Dragon Ball, the Zelda manga, etc) and video games/strategy guides from the library. I wish it was still open, or at least there was one around my current house, there's still a lot of stuff I want to read

YOUR AMAZING SUZIE!

7:57 That scream.... ProJared, is that you?

Two Mooseman videos in one month? Is this what they call a Christmas miracle? No seriously awesome man, thank you so much for doing this. Love your content and hope you have a very happy and safe holiday!

"If Santa comes to our house, I would like to pee" - Suzie, 1990

omfg i watched this in my 4th grade music class F L A S H B A C K S

@mrmirror5125

7 жыл бұрын

Are you alright ? Are you suffering from ppsd ? ( post poofer stress disorder )

@javierrico1996

6 жыл бұрын

I watched WeeSing when I was 6 at elementary school.

@Tronomics2000

6 жыл бұрын

That's better than my music class, god knows how many times we were forced to watch 'The Nuttiest Nutcracker'.

Oh hey I remember this VHS. Despite being about six years old I was nonetheless embarrassed to be seen in the same room as it, for I only watched manly things.... such as Jingle All the Way.

Ian's looks the the embodiment of cozy in this video. You can almost hear the log fire burning in the fireplace and smell the hot apple cider.

this was like my actual favorite episode! the comedy and timing was just perfect! you had me dying the entire time! ah god my stomach hurts

Did that family kidnap an asian girl?

@foreverokami16

7 жыл бұрын

I love your name

@sirbushmansrules3622

6 жыл бұрын

They liberated a sweatshop

@EskChan19

6 жыл бұрын

Probably tried to get the ransom but her parents didn't want her back so now they're stuck with her.

@ilikecurry2345

3 жыл бұрын

Remember the Arthur episode Big Brother Binky, which was such a big character moment that it needed 22 minutes rather than just 11? Maybe the family flew to China to adopt a baby sister much like the Barneses did in that episode.

happy holidays Ian and thanks for uploading this video

Merry Christmas Ian. Thank you for all the entertainment you've provided this year. I hope 2017 is a good year for you.

Why am I always so early to this guys videos? lol

@annier1873

7 жыл бұрын

Creative Dude cause he's good

@happyone234

7 жыл бұрын

Annie Rudolph Haha, true

@Nyarlathothep1994

7 жыл бұрын

well considering how your album Drukqs sounds - maybe the drugs havent worn off yet.

@happyone234

7 жыл бұрын

Nyarlathothep Isenhøst Yeahhh, there are a lot of drugs involved in anything I do. haha