Maklar is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

@Obdimus

2 жыл бұрын

A wizard is never late.

@Enkarashaddam

2 жыл бұрын

In two days

@Neuffey

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck...that was deep.

@Snarkily

Жыл бұрын

Marklar*

@penitentestudios1492

Жыл бұрын

What is Gandalf doing with my girlfriend's minigun

It’s been four years!!! And well worth the wait.

@hannesgreen638

2 жыл бұрын

Very close to five years in fact

@Long_Island_HaXer

2 жыл бұрын

More like 4 and a half years

@cynomyS

2 жыл бұрын

Let’s settle for 4,75 years

@Tracequaza

2 жыл бұрын

and yet it only feels like it's been 2 days

@pockylovingranger

2 жыл бұрын

*inserts Titanic 84 years meme*

"Its wonderful to see you Sauron!" "If you are referring to the incident with Bilbo Baggins, I was barely involved, all I did was...kill your Uncle." *laughing* "Whatever you did, you've got the whole place in an uproar. Half the Shire has been destroyed." *laughing* This is basically Middle-Earth edgy humor.

@pockylovingranger

2 жыл бұрын

And somehow, Sauron looked happy to see Frodo as well xD

@Zero_XTZ5

2 жыл бұрын

Ive seen you before

@jakespacepiratee3740

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zero_XTZ5 and you are a Furry!

Everybody stay calm, it's happening - we're witnessing the Return of the YTP King. Words can't describe how thrilled I am to have seen your return.

@smokejc

2 жыл бұрын

Krobo's back?

@Zmaczimum

2 жыл бұрын

Light the beacons!

@NeoGamemaster

2 жыл бұрын

I do not believe it!

@bashura_0019

2 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly shocked that he finally returned to make the best quality YTPs after so long

@joebell9930

2 жыл бұрын

And Gondor will season

The "For Rohan" scene was absolute peak poopery 👌

@justaguynamednobody

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh it's you"

@Matihood1

2 жыл бұрын

This poop has its highs and lows but that part was exactly the kind of quality content I would expect from TheMaklar.

@eriolhiiragizawa729

2 жыл бұрын

Make For Rohan, Numberer1, and deliver a magnificent Lord Of The Rings Poop. I live to see this kind of content. It puts a smile on my face.

@CaptainPupu

Жыл бұрын

Ah, the only pooper I hate

4:39 Gandalf saying "Bilbo Baggins" with the OST playing almost killed me LOL

@jakespacepiratee3740

2 жыл бұрын

Merely mentioning Bilbo Baggins full name triggers the Shire theme. Its natural law.

@zacariasdelalcazar8873

2 жыл бұрын

@@revolverswitch YES, YOU REMEMBER

@maxthepaladin2147

2 жыл бұрын

@@revolverswitch This is the stuffing

@christianfilmssstm8933

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxthepaladin2147 One egg

@xhickenstrips8795

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxthepaladin2147 and this is the stuffing?

THE KING HAS RETURNED. ...Hopefully not just *for two days* .

@nichtdiejeniche110

2 жыл бұрын

On the fifth, he rides for two days.

@guillaumelagueyte1019

2 жыл бұрын

Then war... War for two days

@tulsacountytransparency3716

2 жыл бұрын

...for Rohan

@sawyer6264

2 жыл бұрын

I offer him my Sauce

@DeltaDubs89

2 жыл бұрын

Welp. He's gone again.

NEVER BEFORE HAVE THE WORDS "RETURN OF THE KING" FIT MORE NOW THAN EVER HOLY SHIT

“One of you must castrate Frodo baggins…” LOOOL

@zerathul13

2 жыл бұрын

"Then what are we waiting for?!!"

“For Theoden?” “For Rohan” “For Gondor?” “For Rohan” “For two days?”

@ChaseMC215

2 жыл бұрын

"For Rohan?" "For Ro-"

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChaseMC215 "For Frodo!" "Yes."

@beefcakepoo118

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLatiosnlatias02 for Rohan!!

@tomburnham6640

11 ай бұрын

"Let this be the hour when we bring death to the women and children together!"

"What can man do against such reckless women and children?" Truly a man moment xD

@maxthepaladin2147

2 жыл бұрын

Boomer jokes be like

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

Well, time to finish off those Karens

@sandippaul468

Жыл бұрын

I almost died laughing

@leonro

Жыл бұрын

certified anakin moment

6:18 "The horn of hell shall sound deep in the deep, one last fucking time!" I cried.

@officialkirbyfan6899

Жыл бұрын

"Yes!!!"

THE REAL RETURN OF THE KING

You're back? A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one!

When the world needed him most, he came back.

I literally CHOKED when Frodo walked in on Gandalf and Pippin, I'm CRYINGGG.

Gandalf horrifically murders innocent children. *manic laughing* This is why I love your videos

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

That's the effects of holding a ring

@anakinskywalker8859

2 жыл бұрын

been there done that

That Watford Football bit was incredible. Welcome back!

@willsaulsky3838

2 жыл бұрын

fancy seeing you here!

@guillaumelagueyte1019

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Abigail, seeing someone as smart as you here makes me feel better about my sense of humour.

@ArcticTemper

2 жыл бұрын

Hogg... deaNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

@thedumbdog1964

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahha how do you know about this!

@blacktigerpaw1

2 жыл бұрын

@@guillaumelagueyte1019 Not smart enough to realize he's still a man.

Holy shit he lives. Welcome back Markular

"half the shire's been destroyed" Well it pretty much was in the book version of Return of the King.

@Vengar_

Ай бұрын

WOW really? In the books? I thought you meant in the movie... Where it never happened... My god.

The quality is amazing, he is back! This was perfected for years! "My dear Balrog!"

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT HE'S BACK now we need KroboProductions to make his return and everything will be alright

@angrycotchnillollin4758

2 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES YES!!!

@DanQVeryMuch

2 жыл бұрын

And LogerLabbit!

@JamieSwitzer

2 жыл бұрын

Krobo/Dikekike recently came back on social media and made an update about making videos in the near future, so yeah we're almost there!

@triplek-dysongamingwithdan7771

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamieSwitzer Let's fucking go

@ChaseMC215

5 ай бұрын

Wish granted

The way Elrond says "testicle" at 4:19 has me in tears

@ayemaeyalit3354

2 жыл бұрын

4:25

@andreistirbu2244

Жыл бұрын

4:21

@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil

2 күн бұрын

Tiss teekle

For a moment I thought "Wow I could have sworn I'd seen all Marklar's LOTR stuff..." Then I see it. 52 minutes ago. Wondrous.

@TheRuddster95

2 жыл бұрын

Literallyyy

Even the YTPs make me want to watch the whole Rings trilogy for the fiftieth time.

@Helios8170

2 жыл бұрын

I second this, seeing as how I thought of that one "You know nothing of this matter!" YTP scene when Faramir was talking to Denethor.

FINALLY MAN OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU

@Ackotoctoc

Жыл бұрын

...indeed

It's been a long time, Marklar. Welcome back you legend.

The real return of the king

Glad I stayed subscribed because this shite is hilarious

The "What is a dwarf and dwarf and a dwarf doing in the rivermark?" line had me rolling on the floor. 😂

1:54 if you made a ytp with just a variety of door knocks we would watch lmao

Now we only have to wait another 4 years for the next one

Bless up I've never been more excited to get home and sit down and relax to watch a video lmfao

0:29 This is what Sauron truly wanted

I love the idea of Gandalf being completely through with Frodo in a couple of seconds. NOOO!!

After 5 years the legend is back.

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

He has 2 days to do another ytp

Dude idk why but the *Balrog* opening the door killed me.

The return of the King

and this is why I never unsub unless its confirmed

He has returned!

The return of a legend.

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

Ytp should have a DVD set of these

I have missed the release of this masterpiece *FOR TWO DAYS*

0:44 Liked how Gandalf says this.

"My dear BALROG" killed me 😂😂😂

Just as I started watching YTPs again

i haven’t laughed this much in forever. thank you

OMG he's back

When the world needed him most he returned!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.... THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED!

Never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it.

Return of the King.

He returns!!!

4 years...😭🥲

@TMX1138

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, five.

Just found his thumbnail photo. The penguin from family guy. This brings great joy

Dear lord I thank you we are truly blessed this day

"Don't touch me frodo!" As they rode side by side.

@LeonidGeorgievIND

29 күн бұрын

Actually says Dont Tempt Me Frodo

These Lord of the Rings YTP videos never get old. I almost died laughing with this one! 🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely crying at 2:56 😂😭💀

Best day of my life… new 2D Metroid, AND new Marklar YTP? What more could one ask for?

DUDE NO FUCKING WAY I LITERALLY GOT A VIDEO RECOMMENDED OF YOU LAST WEEK THEN I BINGED WATCHED ALL OF THEM AND NOW YOURE BACK? i have to be living in a simulation

WELCOME BACK

What can man do against such reckless women and children?

Damn it’s been years

The first minute alone had me in stitches. “Tell me everything” “DON’T TEMPT ME FRODO!!” I’m done, this is gold. Thank you for the upload 🥲

My dear BALROG!

After all these years…

And this is the stuffing?

@RastaganTheGreen

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, it's the hosho-hosho-hosho-horseradish.

2 years ago, feels like only yesterday wtf. More please.

He's back

The return of the king!!!! He is back!!!!

DUDEEEEE!!!! You are my favourite YTP content creator and youre back with my favourite series!!!! Honestly thought something had happened to you

Please come back and make more of these hilarious ytps.

OMG YOURE BACK holy shit. I've been watching your LOTR series once at least every month for years. I thought you'd quit. I even googled what happened to you. It's great to see you back here. You're amazing man. Kept my depressing shitty days at bay. Thank you for that. Never stop!

@bashura_0019

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought he suddenly stopped making them since. I guess Marklar has some surprises after all

Greatest ending to a YTP I've ever seen

The Balrog opening the door 😂. And the Helms deep scene was so funny.

Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “no” Frodo: “Tell me eveything” Gandalf: “No” Frodo: “Come on, tell me everything” Gandalf: “Silence” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “NO” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “Don’t tempt me Frodo!” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf “FUCK YOUUUUUU” Frodo: “Alright then, keep your secrets” I love this

Idk why but Balrog in bilbos house had my sides bursting

@thebel89

2 жыл бұрын

I have never laughted that much

Is this real life! The legendary Marklar is back? I must be dreaming.

The king Marklar has return

There has been a great darkness in the realm of LOTR poops, thank you for bringing them back.

It really REALLY sucks that we can’t see Tolkien’s reaction to modern lotr fan content Also welcome back from slumber

HE'S BACK

Four years have passed, the time has come.

Oh lord, he's back. I can't believe it. Thank you so so so much for coming back. You have no idea how happy I am!!!

I know it's messed up but I couldn't stop laughing at 2:57 🤣

ALL HAIL THE KING!!! oh man, tears in my eyes. The best YTP maker is back

Oh dude, I missed your content so much

This was pure gold! Just as good as all the other LOTR poops. Welcome back man! Don't ever make me say that again! xD

I think you've returned with your boldest work! While there were some jokes more crude than I was hoping for, what bits of editing you experimented with and new bits of humor really added to your style!...and yet I can't lie...a tad upset we didn't get a little musical break as in your past YTPs haha Still this seems rather promising all things considered, hope to see even more quality stuff from you in the future!

@BunchesBundles77

Жыл бұрын

I agree. I wished for a musical number, too, but I appreciated the Gandalf and Frodo back and forth and the "For Rohan!" bits the most. Also, I was practically dying at the footie bit. Gold. I would exchange 3 crude jokes for 1 shitpost edit like his YTP Lord of the Psychotic Shrimp had in spades.

O SHIT HE'S BACK

You have finally back💙 That was very great💙 Best videos 💙 Love you from Iraq 🇮🇶💙

"For every man and strong lad" "For rohan" "For aragorn" "For rohan" "For theoden" "For Rohan" "For 2 days" "For rohan" "For rohan" "For ro-..... for frodo"

@louisrau5599

Жыл бұрын

YES! The horn of hell shall sound deep in the deep, ONE LAST F**KING TIME

Noice Marklar is back on the fellowship

One of the best lord of the rings ytps easily

>I see TheMarklar's video on the main page of youtube >1 hour ago The squee of excitement is real.

5:09 killed me

Thank you for making another one. I can't say how much I love your LOTR ytps. Or really any of yours to be honest. They're some of my absolute favorite YTPs up there with marck3611's.

Please never stop

You've been gone for so long, truly return of the king.

The ring faintly speaking with Bilbo's voice fucking sent me, that of all things made me laugh so hard