This is exactly what Tolkien would have wanted us to do to his work.

@Ben10man2

4 жыл бұрын

I concur

@CrateCrasher

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ben10man2 i too concur

@theonepuck5735

3 жыл бұрын

I three concur

@timrosswood4259

3 жыл бұрын

I four concur

@kuba2x

3 жыл бұрын

I six concur

"You are also a fool of a Took." "You are also a tool of a Fook." "You are also a foof of a toot." "You are also a cook."

@dracodeanglicus3857

5 жыл бұрын

Did you know your great great great uncle was a horse?

@FujiAppul

5 жыл бұрын

*YOU SHALL NOT-!* _c o o k ._

@MasqueTheRedDeathDJ

5 жыл бұрын

@@FujiAppul why? :(

@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart

5 жыл бұрын

Riley Peterson “You are also a fool of a crook” “You are also a pool of a bloof “ “You are also a.....BOOK!

@randomdude189

5 жыл бұрын

Cheese knife

To this day I still use "cheese knife" as a unit of unknown measurement.

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

🧀 🔪

@hellsonion514

4 жыл бұрын

cheese knife?

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Cheese knife? He measures it by the cheese knife!

@viablackheart1534

4 жыл бұрын

I literally do as well, it's become an inside joke with my friends haha

@silk.and.cologne

4 жыл бұрын

*CHEESE KNIFE.*

I will attempt to transcribe this whole freakin thing, it is long, you have been warned: Bilbo: Good morning! Gandalf: What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning? Or do you mean that it is a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel this morning is a good morning on this morning because it is a good morning on this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that you have morning wood on this particular morning? Bilbo: ... all of them at once I suppose. Good morning! Gandalf: Sasesabilbabilbabesanagenasanagenabilbabilbabesesanagenasanagena! (sweet lord) Bilbo: I beg your pardon? Gandalf: Sasesabilbabilbabesanagenasanagenabilbabilbabeses! Bilbo: I'm sorry do I know you? Gandalf: I'm Gandalf! And Gandalf means good morning! Bilbo: ... Good morning! *struggles with door* Bilbo: ... Good morning! Gandalf: Good morning! Bilbo: Good morning! *goes inside* Gandalf, peering through the window: Good morning! Gandalf peering in again: Just tea, thank you. Gandalf, again: BILBO BAGGINS! Some other guy very well edited in behind the bars of the window: Good morning! (I genuinely don't know who this is I think it's arnie schwarzenegger someone please help me) Bilbo: *plays bongos with his dinner* Door bell: *Jingle Bells* Santa Balin: OH OH OH! *violently head bashes Dwalin* Bilbo: It's not that I don't like visitors. I like visitors as much as the next hobbit. But I do like to know them before they come in my ass! Door bell: *Legend of Zelda theme* Fili: Fili! Kili: And Fili! Fili & Kili: At your sers! Kili: You must be Mr. Bond! Bilbo: Nope! Kili: You must be Mr. Boba Fett! Bilbo: Nope! Kili: You must be Mr. Bomb-omb! Bilbo: Nope! Kili: You must be Mr. Bo bobobo-bo! Bilbo: Nope nope! Dwarves in background: (Fili! Kili!) Dwalin: Come on, give us a hand job. Balin: We gotta shove this in the hole, otherwise we'll never fit everyone in. Bilbo: Everyone?! How many more are there? Balin: Everyone. Bilbo: How many more? Balin: Everyone. Bilbo: How many is everyone?! Balin: Everyone. Doorbell: *Intro to The Three Hunters from LOTR* Bilbo: No. No! THERE'S NOBODY HOME! GO AWAY! There's fartoomanydwarvesherethere'sfartoomanydwarvesthere'sfartoomanydwarves, inmydiningroomasitis. Ifthisisa *ifthisisa* _ifthisisa_ IFTHISISSOME clothead's idea of a joj a fo aedi s'daedhtolc emos si siht fi. si ti sa moor gninid ym in sevrawarwarwarwar HAHAHAHAHA. I can only say. I can only say. I can I can only say. It is in very poor taste! Dwarves: *bowling strike* Gandalf: Good morning! Bilbo: Good morning. Bilbo: Excuse me! A tad... excessive, isn't it? Have you got a cheese knife? Bofur: Cheese knife? He eats it by the cheese knife! Bilbo: No, no, that's Grandpa Mungo's cheese knife! Bofur: Cheese knife! Gandalf: OHHH! Bifur Bofur Bofur Bofur _Bifur Bofur Bofur Bofur_ *Bifur Bofur Bofur Bofur* BIFUR BOFUR BOFUR BOFUR Dori: Mr. Gandalf? A little glass of my cum as requested. Gandalf: OhhhOOhhhO *slurp* *burp* Hmmm. Gandalf: My dear Bilbo. Bilbo (old voice): My dear Gandalf! Gandalf: My dear Bilbo. Bilbo (old): My dear (young & irritated) Gandalf! Gandalf: My dear BILBO!!!! Bilbo (old): My dear (young & irritated) Gandalf! Bilbo: Th-th-they PILLAGED the pantry, they PILLAGED the bathroom, I'm not even going to tell you what they've done to my cheese knife. Bofur: Cheese knife? Bilbo: I don't understand what they don't understand what they don't what the don't what they're doing in my house! Nori: ScuuS Bilbo: I don't understand what they're doing in my do-do! Nori: ScuUuS Bilbo: I don't understand what they're doing to my cheese knife! Bofur: Cheese knife? Bilbo: I'm not even going to tell you what they did to Alf. Dwarves singing: Abruiseandburnthecolt! Abruiseandburnthecolt! Abruiseandburnabruiseandburnabruiseandburnthecolt! (x2)Abruiseandburnthecolt! Abruiseandburnthecolt! Abruiseabruiseabruiseabruiseabruiseandburnthecolt! (x2) Mike Bay(s)! Mike Bay(s)! Mike Bay(s)Mike Bay(s)Mike Bay(s)! (x2) That'swhatbilbobabblebilbothat'swhatbilbobapbap! That'swhatbilbobabblebilbothat'swhatbilbobapbapBAPBAP! (x2) Abruiseandburnthecolt! Abruiseandburnthecolt! Abruiseandburnabruiseandburnabruiseandburnthecolt! That's what Bilbo Baggins haa-AAA-aaa-AAAA The Editor: *LSD trip* The dwarves, far off, as if in a dream: *Cut the cloth and trail the fat! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Pour the milk on the pantry floor! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl, pound them up with a thumping pole, and when you've finished, if they are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! *dance break* That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! Gandalf: Allow me to introduce the leader of our company, Thorin Pikachu. Thorin Pikachu: So. This is the HoH. He looks gross. Oin: The reign of the Bee... will end. Bilbo: What Bee? Bofur: Well that would be a reference to SmauS the Terrible. Airborne fire Bee. Teeth like razors, claws like cheese knives! Thorin Pikachu: O-O-O-O-O-O-O! Ori: *squeaks chair* Balin: There is no way into the mountain. Gandalf: That, my dear Balin, is not entirely true. Balin: There is no way into the mountain. Gandalf: That is not true. Balin: There is no way into the mountain. Thorin Pikachu: How came you by this? Balin: There is no way. Gandalf: It was given to me by your father. Balin: No way into the mountain. Gandalf: By Thrain, for safekeeping. Balin: There is no way into the mountain. Gandalf: It is yours now. Balin: No way! Fili: If there is a key... there must be a door! Balin: No! Gandalf: These runes speak of a hidden passage... Balin: No! Gandalf: ... into the lower halls. Kili: There's another way in! Balin: There is no fucking way into the mountain. Thorin Pikachu: O-O-O-O-O-O-O! Ori: *squeak squeak* Gandalf: I am accustomed to the smell of Hobbit butt, and while the Hobbit is accustomed to the smell of dragon cock, the smell of dwarf cum is all but unknown to him. Bilbo: *nopes into unconsciousness* Gandalf: BILBO BAGGINS!! Bilbo: I can't just go running off into the blue. I am a bag-in-box! Gandalf: You are also a fool of a Took! Gandalf: You are also a Tool of a fook! Gandalf: You are also a foof of a TooT! Gandalf: You are also a cook! Gandalf: Did you know that your great-great-great-great uncle was a horse? The scene's music: *acid trip that is somehow musical but different* Bilbo: *cartoon slip and fall noises* Bilbo: Stop! (x17) Gandalf: What on earth is the matter? Bilbo: I forgot to pee. Thorin: NOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOON! Radagast: *acid trip* Troll 1: Everything tastes like chicken. Troll 2: Except for chicken. Troll 1: What tastes like chicken! I'm just saying, a little chicken would be nice. Frodo for some reason: Roast chicken? Dumbass troll: *gets knocked over several times, but musically* Bilbo: You are making a terrible steak! Bilbo: The secret to cooking dwarf is, um, Troll: Yes? Come on! Tell us the secret! Bilbo: It's uh, y-yes, I'm telling you! The secret is, is uh, Troll: Tell us the secret! Bilbo: Y-yes! Troll: Come on! Bilbo: The secret is um, Troll: Yes? Tell us the secret! Bilbo: It's uh, y-yes, the secret is uh, Troll: Come on! Bilbo: Y-yes the secret is... to... SiS! Dwarves: *outrage noises* Gandalf: The da-a-a-awn will take you a-a-a-all! Troll 1: Who's that? Troll 2: Can we eat him too? Gandalf: YOU - SHALL NOT - cook! Trolls: *petrification noises* Thorin Pikachu: There must be a cake nearby. Radagast: Something's terribly wrong! Gandalf: ...yes? Radagast: *tip of my tongue noises* Gandalf: yes? Radagast: *more noises* ... just give me a minute. *more noises* Ohh, I had a thought, and now I've lost it. It was right there, on the tip of my tips! *more noises* Gandalf: Try a little Old Toby. It'll help settle your nerves. Radagast: *insane electric guitar 420 blaze it noises, then a kettle steaming* Radagast: *more tip of my tongue noises* Gandalf: These are Gundabad GunGuns! They will outrun ou! Radagast: These are Roscabel RosRos! I'd like to see them try. The music: *original Mario Kart theme* Elrond: This is Orcrist, the Goblin Cleaver, a kickass blade, forged by Elvis. This is Glamdring, the Ham Cleaver. The music: *elvish pretty* Nori: Change the tune, why don't you? I feel like I'm at a funeral! Bofur: Alright lads, there's only one thing for it! *another Mario reference probably* Dwarves: *more nonsense stuff I can't be bothered to transcribe, involving swiggity swordies, andros of the man who dropped a piggy cent, plus a Darth Vader theme reference, and an impressive note at the end* Gandalf: Smaug owes allegiance to no one. But if he should side with the Enemy... a dragon could be used to terrible effect. Saruman, one of the main villains from the LOTR series, and minion of the Enemy: What enemy? Elrond: Gandalf, for four years we have lived in peace. Gandalf: Are we? Are we at peace? Merry and Pippin have come down from the mountains! They are raping villages, destroying farms! Orcs have peed on us on the road! Elrond: Hardly a prelude to war. The past: *acid trip* Dwarf: What is it? Thorin Pikachu: Dragon. DRAGOOOGARAGOOOGARAGOOOGARAGOOO*turns into la cucaracha* Young Balin: ......? (goddamit Pikachu why must you be this way) Bofur: Bombur! Bombur: ...*boom* Dwarves: *laughter* Radagast: *blaze it 420 baybeeee*

@holmosexualitea

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves a lot more likes! xD

@MrCubFan415

4 жыл бұрын

da dudette at least quarantine is better than dying from the virus

@ZenMonkeyGod

3 жыл бұрын

@da dudette Don't say that, it WILL end. And in the meantime, look how much infinite awesome entertainment there is to discover. One day you'll look back on it all and, hopefully, remember the fun you had all the while

@TheItalianoAssassino

3 жыл бұрын

scent of Dwarf cum

@gnbman

3 жыл бұрын

He says "have morning wood" at the beginning, not "are morning good."

Balin's insistence on there being no way into the mountain is admirable.

@bonemech5000

4 жыл бұрын

That's because there is no fucking way into the mountain

@tiaaaron3278

4 жыл бұрын

If only he had been as dedicated and insistent on keeping an eye on Thorin.

@sharkronical

4 жыл бұрын

Noot Noot AAAA A AA. A. AAAA AAAAA

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

*gets up and immediately sits down*

@DanielLopez-zt4ig

3 жыл бұрын

No.

When you read lotr as a child and have no idea what Tolkien is trying to write

@tiaaaron3278

4 жыл бұрын

When Tolkien spends so many time and page on Tom Bombadil leading you to think he's an important character when he's in fact useless. When Gimli threatens to murder people if they don't declare Galadriel the fairest. When Aragorn keeps swinging his sword in front of Rohirrim like a brat and you are supposed to believe that little shit is kingly.

@juliamavroidi8601

4 жыл бұрын

@@tiaaaron3278 I still think Galadriel actually did put a spell on Gimli

@Liz-lq8hw

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliamavroidi8601 nah, he's just a simp. The lad was given a choice of any gift in Lothlorien, and he chose a lock of her hair. If that ain't Tolkien's version of Gamer girl bathwater, idk what is

@EvanOK

3 жыл бұрын

This is extremely relatable as I tried to read The Lord of the Rings straight after The Hobbit when I was only ten...

@bluerisk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Liz-lq8hw He has her DNA now...clever dwarf.

"I forgot to pee" *"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"*

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

7:20

@VincenzoInfi

3 жыл бұрын

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!*

@CaptainTrips

4 ай бұрын

When you go on a road trip with your friends

“Stop. Stop. Stop stop stop stop stop!” “What on earth is the matter???” “....I forgot to pee” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” thorins worst nightmare 😂

@madsdaisie3675

6 ай бұрын

I never laughed so much at that bit 🤣🤣

"claws like Cheese Knives" *"AAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"*

@ryandonkersley2579

5 жыл бұрын

5:04

@JamesthePizzaMan

5 жыл бұрын

Airborne fire bee.

@hot-sauce.mp4346

4 жыл бұрын

Smaus the terrible

@lidaaletap2646

4 жыл бұрын

5:10

@amalgamationprime3168

4 жыл бұрын

*stand up and sit down*

"The Goblin-Cleaver, a kickass blade forged by Elvis." I want one.

@dracodeanglicus3857

4 жыл бұрын

_The ham cleaver_

@lordlucius1341

4 жыл бұрын

Mireyna Marez cheese knife?

@rassest

4 жыл бұрын

@Pine that my Dear Pine is not entirely true 🗝️

@rassest

4 жыл бұрын

@Pine kili:theres another way in

@rassest

4 жыл бұрын

@Pine *thorin screams*

"So... this is the HOHH" "He looks gross"

"YOOOOUUU! SHALL NOOOOOOT!!! ...Cook."

"A Kick-ass blade, Forged by Elvis"

@dracodeanglicus3857

5 жыл бұрын

*_MICHAEL BAAATES_*

@HE13272326

5 жыл бұрын

"Hell yeah Let's bash some ork!" -Elvis, high lord of Gondolin (1. Age)

@dracodeanglicus3857

5 жыл бұрын

*You ain’t nothin but a hound orc~ gnashin all the time~ you ain’t never caught a dwarf, you ain’t no friend of mine~*

@kingbrennus1580

5 жыл бұрын

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!!

@ChronoJedi

5 жыл бұрын

Cheese Knife

"Good morning." "What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel this morning is a good morning on this morning because it is a good morning on this particular morning?"

@StarshineTheEevee

8 жыл бұрын

all at once, i suppose.

@ffarkasm

8 жыл бұрын

Or are you simply stating that you have morning wood in this particular morning?

@imdascottman6853

8 жыл бұрын

Good morning.

@popacap21

7 жыл бұрын

because acid

@hylianwren

7 жыл бұрын

Good morning on this fine morning

I want you to know that my sister and I watched this video religiously in middle school and to this DAY we cannot watch the opening scenes of the Hobbit without cracking up. Thanks for being a good chunk of our childhood, lol

@elliott333

Жыл бұрын

this is the same with me and my brother hahah

@praisethesun1172

Жыл бұрын

For years, my cousins and I would watch these every time we saw each other. And now we can’t watch Return of the King without thinking “A new day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day!”

@CaptainTrips

4 ай бұрын

​@@praisethesun1172"And the Dark Knight Rises!!"

Nobody's talking about "Are we at peace? Merry and Pippin have come down from the mountains. They are raping villages, destroying farms" 10:55

@leadzeppbelly

3 жыл бұрын

Dangerous pair of Hobbits those two

@haystackbill6187

3 жыл бұрын

*Raiding villages

@haystackbill6187

3 жыл бұрын

Also "Orcs have peed on us on the road"

@pipsgirlfriend755

Жыл бұрын

Merry, Pippin, noooo!

@Moth-pz9vg

3 ай бұрын

​​@@haystackbill6187 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

“YOU SHALL NOT. cook”

@laststar4415

5 жыл бұрын

Stop stop stop stop stop!😬

@MrPatPatriot223

5 жыл бұрын

8:03

@randomdude189

5 жыл бұрын

There is no way

@AaronCataract

4 жыл бұрын

Cheese knife

@HLHReviews

4 жыл бұрын

Random Dude into the mountain

“If there is a key, there must be a door.” “No.” -roll credits-

@tiaaaron3278

4 жыл бұрын

Fíli is Captain Obvious.

@lennyjay8390

4 жыл бұрын

effortlessGFX No.

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

There is no way into the mountain

@tiaaaron3278

4 жыл бұрын

@@noahblair3020 That, my dear Noah, is not entirely true.

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

There is no way into the mountain

"If there's a key, there must be a door" Balin- "Nope!"

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

There is no f🤬cking way into the mountain...

@MrCubFan415

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Blair Thorin: AhHhHhHhHhHh!

@noahblair3020

3 жыл бұрын

*gets up and immediately sits back down*

*Song of Healing strummed from a harp* "I feel like I'm at a funeral!" 🤣🤣

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Alright lads, there’s only one thing for it!

@MemesToa

3 жыл бұрын

e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e! inn, there's an inn, there's a merry old inn beneath an old grey hill, And there they brew a beer so brown That plays a five-stringed so oo The ostler has a tipsy cat that plays a five-stringed fiddle; And there they brew a beer so brown That plays a five-stringed so oo The Man in the Moon himself came down The Man in the Moon himself himself came The Man in the Moon himself came down The Man in the Moon himself himself came He squeaked and sawed and he quickened the tune He squeaked and sawed and he quickened the dead He squeaked and sawed and he quickened the tune He squeaked and sawed and he quickened the dead Landlord shook the Man in the Moon: ‘It’s after three!’ he said. Landlord shook the Man in the Moon: ‘It’s after three!’ he said said. Landlord shook the Man in the Moon: ‘It’s after three!’ he said. Landlord shook the Man in the Moon: ‘It’s after three!’ he sa-sa-said. andhesawsandsawsnowsqueakingsqueakingsawsandsawsandhe andhesawsandsawsnowsqueakingsqueakingsawsandsawsandhe soo soo soo *soo* so-soo *soo* so-sooooo and up and down he saws his bow now squeaking hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiigh~

@noahblair3020

3 жыл бұрын

*repeatedly throws food at a statue*

@sardinee4564

3 жыл бұрын

Sheik... Is that you?

"did you know your great great great great grand uncle was a horse?..." *gandalf rolls 20 on persuasion* *instant convince*

Imagine if Gandalf met Obi Wan. Good morning. Hello there.

@dhritiman08

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no that would be an endless loop

@davidknowles2491

4 жыл бұрын

Another happy Balrog.

@tiaaaron3278

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Obi-Wan. And Obi-Wan means 'Hello there'!

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

My dear anakin! My dear obi-wan! My dear anakin... My dear obi-wan My dear *ANAKIN!!!* My dear obi-wan

@Noone-qs5jt

4 жыл бұрын

He technically did *Enter ahsoka*

"This is Orcrist - a kickass blade, forged by Elvis." Damn. I need me one of those.

@fruitchewx127

2 жыл бұрын

Same

There are so many grade A quotes but for some reason, today I'm appreciating: "How many is 'everyone?'" "Everyone" because technically he's telling the truth

- Good morning. - What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel this morning is a good morning on this morning because it is a good morning on this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that you have morning wood on this particular morning? - All of them at once, I suppose. Good morning. - Sasso sasso babebabe senigena senigena subabebabs. - Beg your pardon? - Sasso sasso babebabe senigena senigena subabebaba-sus. - I'm sorry, do I know you? - I'm Gandalf, and Gandalf means good morning. - Good morning. [Door slamming] - Good morning. - Good morning. - Good morning. [Door slamming faster] [Door locking] [Dramatic music] [Swoosh] - Good morning. [Dramatic music continues] - Just tea, thank you. [Dramatic music continues] - BILBO BAGGINS! [Dramatic music continues] - Good morning. [Dramatic music continues] [Frying pan sounds] [Christmas theme] [Christmas chimes] - Ho-ho-ho! [Heabutt] - Well, it's not that I don't like visitors. I-I like visitors as much as the next Hobbit. But I do like to know them before they come in my ass. [Doorbell theme vol 2] - I'm Fili. - And Fili. - At your sass. - You must be Mr. Bond. - Nope. - You must me Mr. Bob-A-Fet. - Nope. - You must me Mr. Bobo-Bob. - Nope. - You must me Mr. Bo-bo-bobo-bo. - Nope-nope. - Fili, Kili, come on, give us a handjob. - White sugar's in the hole, otherwise we'll never get everyone in. - Everyone? How many more are there? - Everyone. - How many more? - Everyone. - How many is everyone? - Everyone. [Doorbell theme vol 3] - No, no there's NOBODY HOME. GO AWAY AND- [Inaudible bilbo madness of backwards fast talking] - I can't even say I can't even say I can i can't even say. Easy. There go Woo taste. [Door opening] [Bowling pins falling over] [Dwarves grunting] - Good morning. - Good morning. - 'Scuse me. A tad excessive, isn't it? You've got a cheese knife? - Cheese knife? He eats it by the cheese knife? - No, no that's grandpa Amanda's cheese knife? - Cheese knife? [Gandalf screaming] [Gandalf casting spells or some shit] - Mr. Gandalf? A little glass of my cum is requested. - Aha-aha. [Swoosh] [Burp] - Hmm. - My dear Biblo. - My dear Gandalf. - My dear Bilbou. - My dear Gandalf. - My dear BILBO! - My dear Gandalf. - Th-th-they pillaged the pantry. They've pillaged the bathroom. I'm not even gonna tell you what they've done to my cheese knife? - Cheese knife? - I don't understeand what they don't understeand what they don't what they don't what they're doing in my house?! - Skeese. - I don't understeand what they're doing in my doo-doo. - Skeese. - I don't understeand what they're doing to my cheese knife? - Cheese knife? - I'm not even gonna tell you what they've done to Alf. [CUE THE YTP THEME] - Allow me to introduce the leader of our company, Thorin Pikachu. - So, this is the HoH. It looks gross. [Laughs in background] - The reign of the bee will end. - What bee? - Well, that would be a reference to Smaus the terrible. Airborne fire-bee. Teeth like razors, claws like cheese knifes? [Thorin screaming] [Chair scratching the floor] - There's no way into the mountain. - That, my dear Balin is not entirely true. - There's no way into the mountain. - That is not true. - There's no way into the mountain. - Who gave you by this? - There's no way. - It was given to me by your father. - No way into the mountain. - A friend, to safekeep it. - There's no way into the mountain. - Tis' yours now. - No way. - If there's a key, there must be a door. - No. - These runes speak of a hidden passage - no - into the lower halls. - There's another way in. - There is no fucking way into the mountain. [Thorin screaming] [Chair scratching the floor] - I'm accustomed to the smell of Hobbit, but, and while the Hobbit is accustomed to the smell of dragon cock, the scent of dwarf cum is all but unknown to him. [Bilbo falling onto the floor] - BILBO BAGGINS - I can't just go running off into the blue, i'm a bag in box... - You're also a fool of a Took. - You're also a tool of a Fuk. - You're also a Foof of a Tut. - You're also a cook. - Did you know that your great-great-great-great uncle was a horse? [Bilbo sighing] [Music playing] [Loud screaming] - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop- - What on earth is the matter? - I forgot to pee. [Thorin screaming no] - Everything tastes like chicken. - Except the chicken. - What tastes like chicken? I'm just saying a little chicken would be nice. - That was a chicken? - Huh. [Troll screaming] - You are making a terrible steak. - Th-the secret to cooking dwarf is umm - Yes? Come on! - It's uh... - Tell us the secret! - Ye-yes, I'm trying. The secret is, it's uhh - Tell us the secret! - Ye-yes - Come on! - The secret is umm - Yes? - It's uhh - Tell us the secret! - Ye-yes uhh, the secret, it's uhh - Come on! - Yes, the secret is to sees. [Dwarves arguing] - THE DA-A-A-AWN WILL TAKE YOU A-A-ALL! - Who's that? - Can we eat 'im too? - YOU SHALL NOT cook. [Stone cracking] [Sunlight shining] [Trolls grunting] - There must be a cake nearby. - Something's terribly wrong. - Yes? - Yes? - Just give me a minute. umm. - Oooh. I've had a thought and now i've lost it, it was right there, on the tip of my tits. - Try a little ol' tabby, it'll settle you out. [AIR HORN] [Air whistle] - These are Gundabad Gun-Guns! They will outrun you! - These are Ruscabell Rus-Rus! I'd like to see them try. [Mario kart theme] [Turtle shell sound] [Mario kart theme continues] [Elven music kicks in] - This is Orcrist, the goblin cleaver. A kick-ass blade, forged by Elvis. - And this is Glamdring, the Ham cleaver. - Change the tune, why don't you? I feel like I'm at a funeral. - Alright, lads, there's only one thing for it. [Dwarf singing] [Dwarf singing faster and louder] [Dwarf singing the Imperial Theme] [Dwarf continues singing fast] [Potato smashes against wall] - Smaug owes alleigance to no-one but if he should side with the enemy, a dragon could be used to terrible effect. - What enemy? - Gandalf, for four years we have lived in peace. - Are we, are we at peace? Mary and Pippin have come down from the mountains, they're raiding villages, destroying farms. Orcs have peed on us on the road. - Hardly a prelude to war. [Smashing] - What is it? - DRAGON! [Thorin screams dragon in multiple pitches] - Bombur! [Explosion]

@ashtonsimpson5397

6 жыл бұрын

[Airhorn] at the end btw

@dominuslimo4147

6 жыл бұрын

Vincent au

@WittleSofi

5 жыл бұрын

How much time do you have??

@Hamieee

5 жыл бұрын

Holy cow man take a break

@nonameavailable6004

5 жыл бұрын

I envy your free time

You must be Mr. Bond! Nope. You must be Mr. Bobba Fett! Nope. You must be Mr Bombomb! Nope.

@AlanPalgut

8 жыл бұрын

You must be Mr. Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo. Nope-nope.

@mrzubwolfer

8 жыл бұрын

Fili. And Fili. At your sus.

@-Chean-

7 жыл бұрын

We'd never get everyone in!

@mrzubwolfer

7 жыл бұрын

+Pizza Time Everyone!? How many more are there?

@AlanPalgut

7 жыл бұрын

Everyone.

Watched this on acid. It was the most profound feature-length film I'd ever watched.

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Remember kids! Do drugs! Because clearly that’s safe!

@vadoksam9235

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I have watched this. Stoned. Tripping. Rolling. And sober. It gets me every time.

@noahblair3020

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for fully reinforcing my point!

@Dinoslay

3 жыл бұрын

Too much free time is the greatest drug of them all.

@Eeranisus

3 жыл бұрын

May i recommend you to watch holy grail while on acids?

"Allow me to introduce the leader of our company... Thorin Pikachu. (Pikashield?)" "So this is the HoH? It looks gross." "There must be a cake nearby" _Gandalf looks at Thorin with utter confusion_

They pillaged the pantry, they pillaged the bathroom, I'm not even gonna tell you what they've done to my cheese knife.

@RealNefastus

7 жыл бұрын

Cheese knife ?

@pulsingthunder2145

7 жыл бұрын

I don't understand what they're don't understand what they're don't what they're don't what they're doing in my house!

@zeriolinx5755

7 жыл бұрын

'scuus

@pulsingthunder2145

7 жыл бұрын

I don't understand what they're doing in my doo-doo

@liaminator4950

7 жыл бұрын

Cheeseknife!

Fili and ... Fili At your suus

@AlanPalgut

5 жыл бұрын

You must be Mr. Bond.

@CalumHGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Nope! You must be Mr. Boba Fett! Nope! You must be Mr. Bob-Omb! Nope! You must be Mr. boobobobo nope nope @@AlanPalgut

@samsnozwell2402

5 жыл бұрын

adian turner will be next james bond

@amalgamationprime3168

4 жыл бұрын

@@samsnozwell2402 who will soon also play as Boba Fett in the 2077 StarPunk.

@jarskil8862

4 жыл бұрын

At your *Söös*

I still can’t hear cheese knife without thinking of this YTP

@herbivorethecarnivore8447

5 ай бұрын

Cheese knife!

“Claws like cheese knife” got me dead

There is no fucking way into the mountain.

@zeriolinx5755

7 жыл бұрын

AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!

@pulsingthunder2145

7 жыл бұрын

I'm accustomed to the smell of Hobbit butt, and while the Hobbit is accustomed to the smell of Dragon Cock, the scent of Dwarf cum, is all but unknown to him.

@cateye008

7 жыл бұрын

*passes out* BILBO BAGGINS!

@pulsingthunder2145

7 жыл бұрын

I can't just go running off into the blue, I'm a Bag in Box.

@cateye008

7 жыл бұрын

You are also a cook.

YOU! SHALL NOT! cook.

@elgitarr_

7 жыл бұрын

There's a good morning on this particular morning.

@gonzalomantilla2518

7 жыл бұрын

I'd rather say that I feel this morning is a good morning on this morning because it is a good morning on this particular morning.

@elgitarr_

7 жыл бұрын

Gonzalo Mantilla But I would say this particular morning is a good particular morning for a particular morning.

@elgitarr_

7 жыл бұрын

Gonzalo Mantilla Susahbusbussuhbabubasus.

@darthloona2657

7 жыл бұрын

Kiddlez you made my day

"Did you know that your Great Great Great Great Uncle was a horse?" These words inspired Bilbo to go on an adventure

I don't laugh very easily, but from 9:55 to the end I genuinely lost my shit. Thank you.

@hpholland

9 күн бұрын

10:22😂😂😂

"The kickass blade, forged by Elvis"

@_MaZTeR_

8 жыл бұрын

ayy lmao

@Metal-Man-2000

8 жыл бұрын

+keltribel You must be Mr bond?

@Metal-Man-2000

8 жыл бұрын

***** Nope

@undoneonion90

8 жыл бұрын

+Metal Man (pembo220) You must be Mr. Bob-omb.

@Metal-Man-2000

8 жыл бұрын

Robert Jindra Nope

„ *THE D-D-D-D-D-D-DAWN WILL TAKE YOU A-A-A-A-A-A-ALL!* “ „Who‘s that?“ „Can we eat him to?“ „ *Y O U S H A L L N O T* cook!“

@HLHReviews

4 жыл бұрын

There must be a cake nearby...

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Something’s terribly wrong!

@eliesh3833

4 жыл бұрын

Yes?

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

*immediately forgets and remembers several times*

@eliesh3833

4 жыл бұрын

He's a gunda-bad-gun-guns! They will outrun you!

9 years later and I still manage to regularly say Cheese knife whenever someone mentions something being sharp.

After all this time, Balin absolutely refusing to believe that there is a way into the mountain still gets me every time.

-SASUSASUBABUBABUSAMIGIMASAMIGIMASUBASUBABUSUS. -Beg your pardon? -SASUSASUBABUBABUSAMIGIMASAMIGIMASUBASUBABUSUS.

@johnathanpowers5728

8 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry do I know you?

@obi-wankenobi1045

8 жыл бұрын

I'm Gandalf! And Gandalf means... Good morning!

@TheDUBSpeedArts

7 жыл бұрын

Good morning.

@dreamsprayanimation

7 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part.

@SpicyDragonWings

6 жыл бұрын

Just tea, thank you

8:09 'YOUU SHALL NOOOT... cook!' 'There must be a cake nearby...' 🤣🤣

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

EliteSoldier 🎂 🍰 🧁

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Bofur: CHEESE KNIFE?! *he yelled that and a stampede of orcs came chasing them*

@annoyingbananana

4 жыл бұрын

CHEESE CAKE

@noahblair3020

3 жыл бұрын

Everything tastes like cheese cake!

@kamuiwarp1784

2 ай бұрын

8:16

0:27 Auctioneers be like:

@ciscotheinkboi

11 күн бұрын

This is THE underrated comment of all time

Man I miss TheMarklar01. These were the days of great Cheese knifes, Roast Chickens, Happy Landings, Absent Of Pressings Of Stop Buttons, Stuffings, Pizza Times and Arabian Cakes.

@theeleventhdoctor2043

3 жыл бұрын

I wish we could get him to come back

@haystackbill6187

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, I still remember when I first watched one of his YTPs. I believe it was Lord of the Roast Chicken. It was the YTP that really got me hooked on YTPs back in the day.

@joyner92

3 жыл бұрын

cheese knife?

@arttusjoblom1878

2 жыл бұрын

He's back 🤓

@TheRuddster95

2 жыл бұрын

@@haystackbill6187 roast chicken? Same man

"You got a cheese knife?" "Cheese knife? He eats it by the cheese knife." (HEART STOPS)

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Veeti Mäkinen only the most courageous can eat it like that!

@agoodSlytherin2005

4 жыл бұрын

Cheese Knife? 🧀🗡

@Jommy-2018

3 жыл бұрын

cHeeSE KnIfe!?

I like how this is the first video that pops up when you search "Cheese knife"

@cyb3r_b1ood81

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@ubivermiscerritulus195

4 жыл бұрын

3rd now :((((

@hoyvdhddcgmhjmjd3590

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what?? It's 3rd now :/ At least it's the 3rd one. I just searched it :|

@ubivermiscerritulus195

4 жыл бұрын

@@hoyvdhddcgmhjmjd3590 yeah it is a bummer, 3rd is great but people looking for cheese knife may not notice it now cotf

@neoroman0510

4 жыл бұрын

Wait! We’re back at #2 now - right after “Cheese Tips & Hacks”. Which, to a certain extent seems justified...

0:39 - 0:52 literally what having OCD is like.

@tcrmnk6370

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit this is so true

5 years later and this is still one of the best YTP’s I’ve ever seen.

Merry and Pippin have come down from the mountains. They are raiding villages, destroying farms.

@Ego12Draconis

6 жыл бұрын

Jimbo co. There is No fucking way

@ruithebaguette2862

6 жыл бұрын

And then there's good ol' me who understood "they're raping villages"...

@kaylast.hilaire3976

6 жыл бұрын

Orcs have peed on us on the road

@The_Last_Norman

6 жыл бұрын

Just tea Thank you

@maxthepaladin2147

6 жыл бұрын

Rui Synx You're not alone, my friend

Gandalf: I'm accustomed to the smell of Hobbit butt. Bilbo: *LOOKS HORRIFIED*

@tiaaaron3278

4 жыл бұрын

Gandalf is obviously talking about Belladonna Took's butt.

@anoobsaccount

4 жыл бұрын

That is so wrong, but yet so funny!!😂

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

*BILBO BAGGINS!!!*

@rufousthefox9766

2 жыл бұрын

I can't just go running off into the blue. I am a bag in box.

@jacek005xd7

2 жыл бұрын

@@rufousthefox9766 you are also a fool of a took

"Do you know that your great great great uncle was horse" -Gandalf

@ninjabluefyre3815

3 жыл бұрын

It took me a while, but I think this is the best part.

Balin: There is no way into the mountain. Gandalf: That, my dear Balin, is not entirely true. Balin: There is no way into the mountain. Gandalf: That is not true. Balin: There is no way into the mountain. Thorin: How came you by this? Balin: There is no way. Gandalf: It was given to me by your father. Balin: No way into the mountain. Gandalf: By Thrain. For safekeeping. Balin: There is no way into the mountain. Gandalf: It is yours now. Balin: No way. Fili: There's a key. There must be a door. Balin: Nope. Gandalf: These runes speak of a hidden passage. Balin: Nope. Gandalf: To the lower halls. Kili: There's another way in! Balin: There is no fucking way into the mountain. Thorin: AHHHHHH! That was possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

@johnathanpowers5728

8 жыл бұрын

*scoot* *scoot*

@ezzaddin5588

8 жыл бұрын

the no way into the mountain scene makes me laugh to death every time. there is no fuckimg way

@bindair_dundat

8 жыл бұрын

Just like arguing with my dad. :D

@mikecfafaf8695

8 жыл бұрын

AH AH AH AH AHHHHH

@StayClassyPod_

7 жыл бұрын

scuuus

"If theres a key, there must be a door!" "No" Lol

@Hicxzy

9 жыл бұрын

It's in the details =)

@Gasoline85

9 жыл бұрын

No way into the mountain!

@cassrobinparker9065

9 жыл бұрын

There is no fucking way into the mountain

@Gasoline85

9 жыл бұрын

*rage-quits*

@roboguy75

9 жыл бұрын

NuclearPatato You are also a cook!

My girlfriend just bought me a Cheeseknife engraved with "Good morning. What do you mean Good Morning?" I realise now I should marry this one. 😂

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Did ya?

@snehalchow5311

4 жыл бұрын

She's the one, mate

people say we germans have no humor but i laughed so hard, i convulsed with laughter. xD

@annoyingbananana

3 жыл бұрын

"Smaus der fürchterliche. Fliegende feuerbiene. Zähne wie Rasierklingen. Klauen wie Käsemesser!" "der Geruch eines Hobbit hinterns ist mir bekannt." "es muss ein Kuchen in der Nähe sein." Hmm. Schade dass dieser Unsinn wohl niemals rauskommen wird, falls irgendjemand mal auf die glorreiche Idee kommt eine deutsche Fassung von diesem poop zu schneiden 😂😂

@Liz-lq8hw

3 жыл бұрын

You must have an impeccable sense of humour, this is a masterpiece

"Thorin Pikachu" -"This is the hoe? It look gross"

@Doctor-Fate

8 жыл бұрын

+Nikola Minic I always hear it "So this is the HoH"... sounds more funny to me :D

@hawkeyenextgen7117

8 жыл бұрын

Good morning!

@alf6219

8 жыл бұрын

Isn't it pukenshield?

@ColaJake

8 жыл бұрын

Look in the description....It's not hoe, It's HoH

@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld

7 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Thorin Pecanshield.

124 people couldn't find a fucking way into the mountain.

@overlord8805

8 жыл бұрын

124 People didn't like CHEESE KNIVES!

@espocta

8 жыл бұрын

There's no way into the mountain

@TheGrayMysterious

8 жыл бұрын

Cheese knife?

@admiralwolf3982

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGrayMysterious cheese kneiv.

@AlanPalgut

8 жыл бұрын

There is no fucking way into the mountain.

"You shall not COOk" is a touch of genius

"The secret is to... SiiS" and the facial expression at 7:57 gets me everytime xD

"This is Orcrist... the Goblin cleaver. A kickass blade forged by Elvis." 9:25 Best single line in all of KZread.

I want to see a sequel where Smaug brags about his cheese knife claws.

@thecreetree3434

3 жыл бұрын

That would be the definition of perfection.

@thedude3065

2 жыл бұрын

Cheese Knife?

@dr.bright6272

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedude3065 cheese knife? Did you say cheese knife?

@thedude3065

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.bright6272 Cheese Knife?

@noealbertocampossosa4696

2 жыл бұрын

OooooOoooooOooooOoooo

Still better than Rings of Power.

@pipsgirlfriend755

10 ай бұрын

Very true

I can’t stop laughing and I might be turning blue.THIS IS THE ONE

You must be mister bond!. "NOPE!" "You must be mister BOB ba fett." "NOPE!" "You must be mister BOB-BOMB" "NOPE!" "You must be mister BA, BA-BA-BA-BA", "NOP-NOPE!" "Lets shove this in the whole otherwise we won't get everyone in." "Everyone? How many are they? "Everyone." "Everyone?" "Everyone." "How many more is everyone?" "Everyone."

@lightgreen3479

4 жыл бұрын

*Boba Fett

@jesuspi3ce

4 жыл бұрын

LightgreenLP cheese knife?

@lightgreen3479

4 жыл бұрын

@@jesuspi3ce Cheese knife.

@TheFelixxxmaster

3 жыл бұрын

Best part!

@Elysia63

3 жыл бұрын

1:54

"Fili." "And Fili." "At your SUS!"

@BanterLiciousGaming

8 жыл бұрын

U must be mr bombobo

@DynoSkrimisher

8 жыл бұрын

BanterLicious Gaming "Nope!" "You must be mr Boba Fett!" "Nope!" "You must be Mr Bombomb!" "Nope!" "You must be mr BO BO BO BOBO-" "NOPENOPE!"

@f0rm0r

8 жыл бұрын

It's Fíli

@hotrodthe1

8 жыл бұрын

+DynoSkrimisher "come on, give us a hand job."

@f0rm0r

8 жыл бұрын

Hot Rod everyone? How many is everyone?

"Stop STOP stop stop Stop STOP stop stop stop STOP stop stop Stop stop stop stop stop" "What on earth is the matter?" "I forgot to pee" And I almost did

@officialSgtPepperArc360

4 жыл бұрын

*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!....*

@Bloodletter8

3 жыл бұрын

OOOOONNNNNNNNN

I miss this era of KZread… simpler times

I can't believe this YTP is almost 4 years old already... if feel old lol. Still one of the best YTP's on youtube.

@MyWatchIsEnded

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed I wish our favorite ytp creators still made these masterpieces of poop

@wesleyscott1633

4 жыл бұрын

Nexion Nekros I miss his debate ytps :(

@vernonsalisbury5276

4 жыл бұрын

I cant believe this movie is 7 years old!

@NzineExoTic

4 жыл бұрын

5 years now ;)

@Dousch

4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe your comment is almost 2 years old already.

There is no way into the mountain >:o

@Consural

9 жыл бұрын

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

@Bhorius

9 жыл бұрын

Thorin: RRRROOOOOOOOH *ragequits*

@Sluwaard

9 жыл бұрын

Smaug, Airborne Fire Bee

@EchelonCookie96

9 жыл бұрын

You know nothing of this matter. Please stock to eating your cheese by the cheese knife.

@Wiziliz

9 жыл бұрын

There is NO FUCKING WAY into the mountain.

After 7 years we still cannot understand that there's no fah-king way into the mountain.

There's too many funny moments to name off just one. This is comedic genius!

Teeth like razors, claws like CHEESE KNIVES

@Bloodletter8

5 жыл бұрын

*Thorin rage quits*

@max-davy

4 жыл бұрын

That would be a reference to Smaus the Terrible. Airborne fire bee.

@pulsingthunder2145

4 жыл бұрын

There is no way into the mountain

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

That my dear pulsing thunder, is not entirely true...

There is no way into the mountain.

@sezunemizuhana3870

7 жыл бұрын

That, my dear Balin, is not entirely true.

@davesgotacamera1126

7 жыл бұрын

Sezune Mizuhana There is no way into the mountain!

@sezunemizuhana3870

7 жыл бұрын

Bobbobq Entertainment That is not true.

@davesgotacamera1126

7 жыл бұрын

Sezune Mizuhana There is no way into the mountain!

@-Chean-

7 жыл бұрын

There is no fah-king way into the mountain!

I now hear that monologue in my head whenever anyone says good morning to me. Thanks for improving my daily life.

This ytp is 8 years old now. Can you believe that?

@corentinbm9091

9 ай бұрын

I'm old

I don't understand what they're doing in my house! I don't understand what they're doing in my do-do! I don't understand what they're doing in my cheese knife!

@bigblujay9729

7 жыл бұрын

Cheese knife X3

@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651

7 жыл бұрын

:3

@bigblujay9729

7 жыл бұрын

CookieAngel :P

@TheDUBSpeedArts

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not even gonna tell you what they've done to my cheese knife

@skelz0r73

7 жыл бұрын

Skeeekz

"Did you know that your great great great uncle was a horse...?" *Sighs...* *Gets Confidence to go on an adventure *

6:07 some world-class consonant manipulation here

“Merry and Pippin have come down from the mountain” I lost it 😂

"Saszussass sublebumlsalinga salingasubamba zuss!" "... Beg your pardon...?" _"Saszussass sublebumlsalinga salingasubamba zuss!"_

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry do I know you?

@hugothedog5258

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Gandalf. And Gandalf means good morning

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Good morning! *rapidly hammers self into door*

Michael Bay-worshipping dwarves. Gandalf’s love of good mornings and hatred of cooks. Santa Balin’s hard-on for roadless mountains. Thorin’s utter disappointment with the call of nature. The door chimes of Bilbo’s abode. Kickass blades forged by Elvis that can cleave orcs and ham alike. That doggone cheese knife. You’re doing God’s work.

@MrCubFan415

4 жыл бұрын

Michformer not to mention Radagast playing Mario Kart lol

@noahblair3020

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the trolls that can only taste chicken but somehow don’t want to taste chicken but instead want to taste chicken!

@sauron8838

3 жыл бұрын

You're forgetting the fire bee smaug that has claws like cheese knives and the stubborn Balin that insists on the non-existence of a way into Erebor.

@Optimegatrongodzilla

Жыл бұрын

​@@sauron8838 "There is no fucking way into the mountain!".

@randomcommenter1433

Жыл бұрын

@@Optimegatrongodzilla *Thorin loses it*

No one: Literally no one: Gandalf: 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜!

@xCorvus7x

3 жыл бұрын

Could you describe what is written in the last line? My phone doesn't display these characters.

@thethatone2166

3 жыл бұрын

@@xCorvus7x It says 'good morning!'

@xCorvus7x

3 жыл бұрын

@@thethatone2166 Is that written in a particular fancy script (such as Fraktur)?

When morgon ramsay eats raw meat in a show: YOU SHALL NOT cook

That would be a reference to Smaus the Terrible, Airborne Fire Bee. Teeth like razors, claws like cheese knives. Thorin: AUAUAUAUAAAAAAAAH

>Stop! STOP! Stop! Stop! STOP! Stop! Stop! STOP! Stop! >What is the matter?" >I forgot to pee... >NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!

@johnathanpowers5728

8 жыл бұрын

!!!!!!ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOON

@bsamaniac305

6 жыл бұрын

That moment when you're son says that and you just drove past the last rest stop.

@clan_boyd

6 жыл бұрын

The only Gospel I know of is the Gospel of Dismay.

@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart

6 жыл бұрын

That moment you go to the pub after a run, pay for your ice cold drink then you trip and you spill your drink!

@anonomousous

6 жыл бұрын

"You are making a terrible steak."

5:11 this whole clip had me dying lmaoo

6:25 What song is that, because whatever it is, it’s amazing

@ericspenceri9449

4 жыл бұрын

Moothy pretty sure it’s just the movie’s score being warped from his editing

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

And you get to listen to it because an old man told a guy that they’re related to a horse

@LegoLiam1803

4 жыл бұрын

Now we have a time stamp to loop this master piece.

@quetzal8100

3 жыл бұрын

h

@moothy14

3 жыл бұрын

@@quetzal8100 h

"That would be a reference to Smaus the Terrible - Airborne Fire Bee. Teeth like razors, claws like cheese knife." Genuinely my favorite YTP of all time. Thank you so much for this.

@Mrstealth93

8 жыл бұрын

Cheese knife.

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

*gets up and immediately sits back down*

@WraithPrinceFandome

8 ай бұрын

@@noahblair3020everyone: 🤨

"Those are Goongabellgoosgoos! They will outrun you!" "These are Russtibellrussruss! I'd like to see them try." *Mario Kart music plays*

@johnathanpowers5728

8 жыл бұрын

+Philip Kevan (facepalm)

@johnathanpowers5728

8 жыл бұрын

The first one.

@clockwerk35

7 жыл бұрын

NO! it's Mario Kart 64

@HobbsCedric1

7 жыл бұрын

clockwerk35 Its the Super Mario Kart title theme

@MrCubFan415

6 жыл бұрын

Super Mario Kart Main Theme, to be specific.

This is and always will be my favourite YTP of all time. I've been watching it repeatedly every year since it first came out and, while I've found more technically impressive ytps, nothing has ever been comparable to this.

*YOU SHALL NOT* cooc

"Allow me to introduce the leader of our company... Thorin Pikachu"

@EchelonCookie96

9 жыл бұрын

"So this is the HoH? He looks gross."

@alexsaviour2936

9 жыл бұрын

"The reign of the bee... will end"

@EchelonCookie96

9 жыл бұрын

Alex Saviour What bee?

@ewenmurray1855

9 жыл бұрын

***** well that would be a reference to smaus the terrible, airborne fire bee teeth like razors, claws like CHEESE KNIVES.

@PanRokador

9 жыл бұрын

OOOH-OOOH-OOOH-OOOH-OOOH-OOOH-OOOH

"YOU SHALL NOT....cook!"

@hawkeyenextgen7117

8 жыл бұрын

There must be a cake nearby.

@johnnyweissmuller5559

8 жыл бұрын

+HawkeyeNextGen we wish to buy a cake!

@DynoSkrimisher

8 жыл бұрын

Johnny Weissmuller I am Gandalf! And Gandalf means 'Good morning'!

@hotrodthe1

8 жыл бұрын

Airborne fire bee

@hawkeyenextgen7117

8 жыл бұрын

+DynoSkrimisher Good Morning! *kick the door several times*

Bilbo's been having too much of the south farthings finest, as seen at 4:06

This whole "Good morning" conversation between Gandalf and Bilbo 🤣

I don't understand what they are doing to my cheese knife!

@eddieolshefski6467

7 жыл бұрын

Cheese Knife!

@elgitarr_

7 жыл бұрын

Eddie Olshefski Cheese knife!

@Jakeito413

7 жыл бұрын

I won't even tell you what they did to my cheese knife...

@elgitarr_

7 жыл бұрын

Jakeito413 Cheese knife!

@MrShidPasta

7 жыл бұрын

There's no way into the cheeseknife

3:27 - 4:08 this was stuck in my head for 2 days straight kill me

@ashes_blue

6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THAT SONG

@kensley94

6 жыл бұрын

for me 1 day. will it be the 2th day?

@jirden

5 жыл бұрын

Hot Bays

@JayJaycubbs

5 жыл бұрын

How can anyone dislike this joyous sea shanty? :>

@noealbert9639

5 жыл бұрын

Everytime when i hear it remember the past of last time i watched in my wii :, |

One of the best ytp i have ever seen. My compliments!

That's some amazing acid trip Cheese knife!

If you listen closely at 7:30, you can hear Frodo saying "roast chicken?" in the background.

@johannacrawford6103

6 жыл бұрын

Indiana Jones OMG! I heard that when I first watched this but I thought it was only me!! 😂😂

@TheNightSpy

5 жыл бұрын

You never know