What do you want, Gandalf? The Keys of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself? -Just tea, thank you...

@mrzubwolfer

6 жыл бұрын

I have no use for it! Hadouken!

@jahnumies

6 жыл бұрын

I think gandalf the gay "came" for something else.

@Vaerox

5 жыл бұрын

DOTA!

@FivePotter

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@KingLich451

3 жыл бұрын

@@axlerick4456 oh how kind and generous of you, dear Mr. "account made 4 days ago"!

MOUNTAINS GANDALF! ↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓

@ExileRavy

6 жыл бұрын

I like how you used arrows to explain that gesture

@Dreigonix

5 жыл бұрын

This should be top comment. XD

@hpholland

8 ай бұрын

They never give me a moment’s BELL! They never give me a moment’s BELL! They never give me a moment’s BELL! They never give me a moment’s PEAS

I almost died when Gandalf kept throwing Sam out the window and beating him with his staff

@cem3891

8 жыл бұрын

+Connor Lee Then this is staffing?

@Stunt2teXtreem

8 жыл бұрын

+Connor Lee I had to pause the part when the metal music started. My sides hurt.

@GregAckerson

8 жыл бұрын

Against the power of the staffling, there can be no victory.

@NeonKillsIt

8 жыл бұрын

+Connor Lee He almost died too you fkn bish how insensitive

@evanmarogen

7 жыл бұрын

its an advanced interrogation technique that only the best can do without killing someone.

One bird to rule them all, One hobbit to pluck them. One wizard to season them well, And in the oven, cook them.

@EchelonCookie96

9 жыл бұрын

One hobbit to rule them all. One wizard to lead them. One dwarf to reclaim a homeland. And one dragon to eat them.

@Tahkaullus01

9 жыл бұрын

One scholar to write the world. One family to own them. One director to film three films. And a world to demand more of them.

@1RYTY1

9 жыл бұрын

YOU SHALL NOT cook

@NPC-hj4me

5 жыл бұрын

GothicPhantom01, this shoulda got more likes.

@purplecobra52

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tahkaullus01 That is actually poetry. Amazing!

I want to see mountains again. *MOUNTAINS GANDALF!!*

@azazamat

8 жыл бұрын

+Some Guy On KZread There are many memes in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly!

@pineapplehead7772

8 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm afraid that I have to tell you...there is no way into the mountain.

@nickmitran8085

8 жыл бұрын

+PineappleHead 777 cheese knife?

@pineapplehead7772

8 жыл бұрын

Nick Mitran Cheese knife!

@uber_byte7

7 жыл бұрын

PineappleHead 777 He eats it by the cheese knife!

the ROAST CHICKEN is mine....

@dickhead7160

9 жыл бұрын

*_NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_*

@ChronoJedi

5 жыл бұрын

Its my Chicken

@fortisetlenisstudios3352

4 жыл бұрын

"What do you not know about nothing?!?!"

@sean..L

28 күн бұрын

Dont't you know who you sound like?

"It is in Peregrin Took that we must place our hope." - Now that's how you lose a war. XD

@Nootathotep

9 жыл бұрын

Layne Rice You deserve a trophy!

@laynerice4012

9 жыл бұрын

Ironed Sandwich Yay me!

@RoboEpic

6 жыл бұрын

ikt

@RoboEpic

6 жыл бұрын

ikr

@lwzeis

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

What do you know about it?! NOTHING! What do you know about NOTHING?! What do you NOT know about NOTHING?!

@spoopsmcghost9536

8 жыл бұрын

+Marty McMole (Formerly The Organization XIII) The roast chicken has taken hold of you, Mr. Frodo

@MegaMrFreeman

8 жыл бұрын

+Marty McMole (Formerly The Organization XIII) Funny i thought he said "What do you NOTHING know about NOTHING" xD

@Woman.Respecter

8 жыл бұрын

+MegaMrFreeman same here

@Reposessor

5 жыл бұрын

The Late Lord Kardok it's reverse psychology at its finest.

@zerofeedback7533

5 жыл бұрын

I thought he said what do you NOTHING about NOTHING

2:46 "Just tea, thank you" Dude that fits so well, almost seems like that could be the real line!

@ivasobak8123

5 жыл бұрын

That is the real line, when Bilbo asks him what do you want then he says "just tea thank you"

@thedinodude2045

5 жыл бұрын

IVA Sobak go to 2:46

@ChaseMC215

3 жыл бұрын

He's like a neighbor who just needed some tea after he ran out and couldn't go to the store until next week

"TROLOLOLO..." "There is a fell voice on the air!" Haha!

@randomrealistictone2231

8 жыл бұрын

+Micah Newman That part hurt my sides so bad

@Gist432

8 жыл бұрын

It's great, but it's an oldie. You can find at least 4 year old vids of that.

@randomrealistictone2231

8 жыл бұрын

"DOTA"

@matthewdiangelo1381

7 жыл бұрын

IT'S SARUMAN

@samkresil6011

7 жыл бұрын

It sounds like it`s actually Christopher Lee doing it.

That scene where Gandalf is using spells to open the door to Moria, and he starts singing song themes is top quality!

@GamertagO1

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he says "ass" to the Lord of the rings main theme

@user-nd8vl7uy5x

4 жыл бұрын

You're joking, right?

@cornelius2227

4 жыл бұрын

It’s my favorite part. Gandalf’s babbling spells of Grey Meth. The Barney theme, and the LOTR theme he copyrighted for his own movie, that just humors me so. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 7 times as much as I enjoy Lord of the Roast chicken.

@adamtherenegade2001

3 жыл бұрын

4:23 friends password to wifi. The whole thing

@vladock3372

3 жыл бұрын

Straight up I love this ytp and the moria gate part is my shit

"When you hang from a chim-chim, we shall pee."

@SephTheHuntress

9 жыл бұрын

DOTA!

@f0rm0r

9 жыл бұрын

What do you want, TheFirebender95? The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?

@DarkChocolateMilkshake

9 жыл бұрын

Formor Immington Just tea, thank you.

@thewulfpack5187

8 жыл бұрын

+TheFirebender95 DOTA!!

@_Axolottie_

4 жыл бұрын

Edgy On Porpoise so you have come here for come (Heh, i spelt it wrong)

MOUNTAINS, GANDALF

@thewulfpack5187

8 жыл бұрын

MOUNTAINS what would you like Gandalf the keys of Orthank? Just tea thank you. XD

@therealpotsmoan593

8 жыл бұрын

+Reaver I have said that so many times to my friends for no reason.

@pencilbender

8 жыл бұрын

+Eddie "JaggSauce" Gluskin must be a real pain in the ass to live life as butthurt as you..

@SpicyDragonWings

7 жыл бұрын

DOTA!

"...or perhaps the keys to Orthank itself?" "Just tea, thank you."

@SomeKindaSpy

8 жыл бұрын

*Orthanc :P

@pulsingthunder2145

7 жыл бұрын

I HAVE NO USE FOR IT! HADOUKEN!!!

@ChaseMC215

6 жыл бұрын

"Just tea, thank you!" I laughed my ass off!

@bhunt799

2 ай бұрын

“So you have come here for cum? I have some for you”.

*serious tone of voice* Saruman has crossed orcs with *changes to cheerful tone of voice* Bilbo Baggins!

@Umbris13

10 жыл бұрын

NYEEEAAHH NYEAHHHH

@CaptainTrips

4 ай бұрын

Best part 😂

"Bilbo, Frodo is still alive" "BILBO BAGGINS!"

"What is it that you want Gandalf? The key of Orthank or perhaps they keys of Orthank itself?" "Just tea thank you."

@pikupikuseru

7 жыл бұрын

I HAVE NO USE FOR IT

@pulsingthunder2145

7 жыл бұрын

HADOUKEN!!!

@OldBeanUK

7 жыл бұрын

NickTheEchidna Saruman, your staff is fail...

@jem_theelf

3 жыл бұрын

DOTA!

@roddyjarrar728

2 жыл бұрын

"So you have come here for cum, I have some for you"

"You have fought many men and slain many wars Theoden king, can we not pee together, as we once did?"

@EchelonCookie96

9 жыл бұрын

We shall pee. We shall pee when you answer for the burning of the children of the burning of the soldiers of the Westfold! When the men who lie dead at the gates of the Hornburg are dead! When you hang from a chim-a-chim we shall pee!

@thebel89

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeong Park Lee DOTA! What do you want Gandalf? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?

@hamzaahmadshaikh7648

8 жыл бұрын

+CABAL Just tea, thank you.

@meddle98

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeong Park Lee DOTA

@Crimson_Sun2486

2 жыл бұрын

@@hamzaahmadshaikh7648 so you have come here for come I have some for you 😏

Gandalf has a... unique way of opening doors

@OfficialAnnikaS.B

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@GregAckerson

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to know on which doors those chants have worked in the past...

"I regret to anounce, this is SPARTA!!!" :D

@punbug4721

8 жыл бұрын

+SecretEyeCZ I suppose you think 300 was terribly clever.

@Matihood1

6 жыл бұрын

There are many memes in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.

I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever... There are many memes in this world and none of them should be used lightly!

If the ring would be replaced with a roast chicken in the actual lotr, it would be much more relatable

@Umbris13

10 жыл бұрын

Fook of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of yourself!

@jasonfenton8250

6 жыл бұрын

I wish only for the strength to defend my people!

Me: "what's the Wifi password?" Friend: "it's on the back of the router" The back of the router: 4:20

@ChaseMC215

10 ай бұрын

It's a WiFi password that only Gandalf would understand.

"WE SHALL PEE." "Just tea, thank you." "It's the roast chicken...you can't take your eyes off it." "It's MY CHICKEN." "We do not have the strength to fight both Mordor and Frodo Baggins." "It is on Peregrin Took we must place our hopes." "This is ISENGARD!" "Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins." "I regret to announce this is SPARTAAA!"

@dolphingoreeaccount7395

2 жыл бұрын

Very yes

@hpholland

8 ай бұрын

“Bilboo… Frodo’s still alive”

Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins!

@arcanewarrior863

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Sundog That cracked me up

“Do not troll the water.” Much agreed Aragorn

7:34 Gandalf's "ouh" killed me

7:48 "Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He's breeding an army of ARWRAAGHJHGYFTYHJ!" *That's honestly the most terrifying army ever.*

'What do you want Gandalf? The key to Orthanc? Or perhaps the key to Orthanc itself?' 'Just tea, thank you' LMAO

"What do you want Gandalf? the key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?" "Just tea, thank you." I nearly died of laughter XD

@FivePotter

5 жыл бұрын

SAME

Gandalf has, interesting... interrogation tactics.

@Bluesit32

7 жыл бұрын

Carbonated WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?!

@ChaseMC215

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins

@gopetogle

8 жыл бұрын

I love how his deadly serious tone contrasts with his cheerful and pleasant 'Bilbo Baggins'

@lwzeis

4 жыл бұрын

Truly a fearsome foe

@MrWhatdafuBOOM

2 жыл бұрын

A wizard should know better!

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

The greatest mutation ever.

'I wanna see mountains, gandalf... MOUNTAINS' 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i died

@explodingsnowmanyt

7 жыл бұрын

'Its my roast chicken!' 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

That is i heard a good deal about a roast chicken, a dark lord and something about the end of the world....

@GabyGeorge1996

9 жыл бұрын

End of the window

@MakoTheFrog

9 жыл бұрын

my mistake xD

The "Oh!" from Gandalf hitting the ceiling with his head dubbed over the Saruman fight had me DYING

9:46 Gandalf must REALLY hate Sam!

@zyfigamer

9 жыл бұрын

Angus Gibson Sam got owned!

@MadSpectro7

9 жыл бұрын

Angus Gibson Gandalf's just growing tired of Sam's shit.

@alecrisser12

9 жыл бұрын

zymethpwn Sam was raped be Gandalf... :(

@alfredgeorge264

9 жыл бұрын

WHAT DID YOU HEEEEAAAE!!?

@TheLateLordKardok

8 жыл бұрын

I heard a great deal about a roast chicken, and somethin' about the end o' the window there!

2:41 - "Just tea, thank you."

I feel sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much butt... 1:55

That Gandalf beating on Sam had me in TEARS! Can't stop laughing

Bilbo: "I feel sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much butt." That line gets me every time.

Gandalf seems hell-bent on killing Sam with his inconsistency.

This is unbelievably good. I laughed so fucking much, watched about three of your YTPs in a row and I have an immense headache from laughing. I couldn't fucking breathe and I'm crying from laughter. Please make more!

Meshuggah - Bleed now stop asking

@RomanOnTheDrum

10 жыл бұрын

thanks, man))) the funny thing I've known the band, but haven't heard the song before.

@Bunters196

10 жыл бұрын

You must love meshuggah. I heard Combustion on the other video and thought I had pressed play on my iTunes because I literally just listened to it.

The roast chicken was intrusted to me... It's my chicken, mine, my own!

"I suppose you think 300 was terribly clever" was terribly clever! 😂😂😂😂

Madness!? THIS IS Isengard. HHEEAAAAAAAH OOUWW!

the part where gandalf attempts to open the gate made me laugh so hard!

Totally lost my lunch from laughing soo hard when gandolph was doin the chants!! 4:13-4-35!!!

i lost it at saruman singing trolololol

@ciscotheinkboi

14 күн бұрын

It's even funnier because it actually sounds like him and fits where he's chanting from Orthanc

I keep coming back to this every two to three years. It's just too good 😂.

@TheRuddster95

7 ай бұрын

Lol same 😂

@broccolinyu911

7 ай бұрын

totally

@hpholland

Ай бұрын

Fesh Pince 3 is out!

Hahaha I had to pause it at "I heard a good deal about roast chicken"

4:26 - someone make a 10 hour loop of that part

@dylanbrooks6536

8 жыл бұрын

Please

@dannycooper8253

7 жыл бұрын

Count Orlok YAHOYAAHELHELHELAYAYAHELHELAYAOHYA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@OnlineMaster03

7 жыл бұрын

Count Orlok 6:59 too

I cannot watch the original LOTR movies the same way again. I literally hear the YTP version playing in my head as I watch the real movies 😂

@sergenbostan116

6 ай бұрын

Oh ask that to me, it's been 3 years since I discovered this video and since then whenever I see frodo "what do you know about it" scene, this video comes to my mind xD

@fire-typhoon123

2 ай бұрын

Lol same. I've watched so many ytps that i giggle and smile to myself while rewatching the movies & remembering all the memes and edits

4:20 I've found myself a new ringtone.

The part when Gandalf is trying to open the door almost had me suffocating with laughter

Bilbo...Frodo is still alive...............BILBO BAGGINS!!!

@AndroxineVortex

9 жыл бұрын

oh my goodness i never finished the whole video and at the end i was like hmmm this sounds like bleed...wait, lololololol

the start of the best ytp series on this website

"The roast chicken was entrusted to me! It's my chicken! Mine! My own!" xD gets me every time

Gandalf sure loves prodding Sam with his staff

@spencerfrankclayton4348

7 жыл бұрын

Dominic Naylor Whackin' him!

@LazyOldFusspot_3428

Жыл бұрын

Giving him the best magical massage in the grass 😏

this was one of the funniest ytps I've ever seen in my time, especially that part where Gandalf was interrogating sam at 9:02-10:19, that part almost killed me the first time I watched it.

Can’t believe this is 10 years old.

@TheKlawwGang888

Жыл бұрын

I know same here. Whole generation of kids growing up not knowing what a ytp is.

@deb-1558

Жыл бұрын

I've been watching these for 10 years and that's crazy 😂🙈

"Just tea, thank you" Shit.. why am I laughing so hard at that.

No THANK YOU! WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BAGGINSES OR WELL-WISHERS OR DISTANT BAGGINSES! And what about abluabna? *door opens*

@Argos_RB

4 жыл бұрын

I always here agelogme

You make the best ytp there is pls make a hobbit one so I can die again from laughing so much

@blazejecar

10 жыл бұрын

check out the harry potter ytp: the flesh eating slug repellant

@mkinglbcs1302

10 жыл бұрын

blazejecar I used to love that one, but it's nothing having seen these ones now

@raccoonavi

10 жыл бұрын

blazejecar I've seen that one, it's hilarious!

@lurpakshakur2230

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah Its the best

"We shall pee, when you answer for the burning of the children, of the bodies, of the soliders, of the West Fold."

DOTA!

It always amazes me how good you are at sound design

I literally cracked up at 4:21😂

FOOK OF A TOOK!

"I must doo doo." "No...!" lol

4:42 is the best part!

2:48 almost choked on my coffee.

"He is breeding an army of orcs and Bilbo Baggins!"- Utterly terrifying.

"You have fought many men, and slain many wars, Theoden king."😂

Bilbo, Frodo's still alive...

Bilbo:I regret to Announce, this is SPARTA. *woosh* Gandalf: I suppose you think 300 was terribly funny.

5:52 killed me 😹😹😹

"Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He is breeding an army"

The machine gun speed of Gandolf's poking stick is hilarious at 9:30!😂

I suppose you think 300 was clever?

@AJPwny

9 жыл бұрын

There are many _memes_ in this world, Bilbo Baggins, & *none* of them should be used *lightly*.

4:53 Gandalf thinking: "Let's try the movie's main theme song"

@raelinmanenty663

6 жыл бұрын

While Frodo is just "OK gandalf knows best. Will just let him do what he has to do." 😂 💩 LOTR is already incredible tho But this My GOD Not saying this is better they're both awesome

@raelinmanenty663

6 жыл бұрын

He's barkin like a dog. A wizardly dog.

Frodo: The roast chicken is mine Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4:41 Ah yes, because when a magic door fails to open to yodelling, the next best option is to start barking at it.

@ShykeProdz

7 ай бұрын

😂😂

"I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever, don't you?" -Gandalf the Grey

I regret this is sparta . This video deserves more views then Justin bieber vids

2:45 "Just tea thank you" :3

Huh. I never realized you can djent with staves.

Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He's breeding an army! *rawr rawr rawr*

It almost killed me when bleed started playing 😂 awesome how you did the rythm before with gandalfs staff xD

GO BACK TO THE SHADOWS SAROMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL NOT PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

9:56 stop you jammed him in the head enough 😂😂😂

This is a masterpiece. I’ve got tears in my eyes. Bravo sir!

The part where Gandalf was hurling Sam in and out of the window while furiously jabbing him with a stick had me in stitches.

Don't drink while you watch this haha.

I can't lie, this is the greatest YTP I've ever seen!

happy 10 years of lord of the roast chicken

"I'm old Gandalf. I know I look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my ass..." This is absolutely hysterical! Almost puked from laughing so hard! Love it!

4:21 when you’re trying to start your car

@ethanaubrey858

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ShykeProdz

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂☠️☠️

The transition from Gandalf saying "It is in Peregrin Took we must place our hope" (with the calm, inspiring music in the background) to Peregrin knocking the head and then the rest of the skeleton into the well (followed by sad fail music) was GOLD.

2:06 what I will say from now on when I am in an argument with a friend and they refuse to agree with me and side with me.