“Dad” implies a level of commitment I’m not always up for. Rotfl....

@universalenergy2311

5 жыл бұрын

Sarah Doan That was such a true statement! 😆 I needed to here that from another father.

@kagerf

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't used rotfl since 2012

@Bwubblezx3

4 жыл бұрын

It’s just rofl

"so she's not moving out"

...Today I’m just Dave, ok?!😂

Then the third one sends you completely over the edge 😂

@rd4469

5 жыл бұрын

@Rammer Jammer....Hey now, I'm the third child and last in my family. 🤣🤣🤣

@MeOhMyOh2324

5 жыл бұрын

R Dy I was actually the fourth child and I think I did my parents completely in 😂😂

@MeOhMyOh2324

5 жыл бұрын

But I have three and it was definitely a game changer!

@mataramoore2777

5 жыл бұрын

Rammer Jammer I’m a third child 😂😂😂 but also the favorite

People with kids will find this funny, but you have to know your audience. I was once out with two single friends, and was telling them about my chickens. One remarked, “You talk about them like they’re your kids!” Without thinking, I replied, “Some days, I like them MORE than my kids!” Awkward silence.

@rd4469

5 жыл бұрын

@Llama Sugar...I like my chicken's better than people too. I don't have children. 🤣🤣

@iselinemendoza9819

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously ... My coworker was like i love all kids and i was like i do too except the ugly ones as soon as theyre bad my patience is at zero ... She didnt talk to me much after

@user-pd8mi7ng7s

5 жыл бұрын

@@iselinemendoza9819 🤣 that's funny because it's so true!

@ezmeraldadudortoka7549

5 жыл бұрын

All What I Love What's next then? What will you justify all under the name of comedy? What if the guy was up there joking about raping your children? Would you be okay with that and just call it comedy? Just because you don't feel the same way about something as somebody else does doesn't make it less important.

@kurimsonkitsune4408

4 жыл бұрын

@@ezmeraldadudortoka7549 uh dude that's obviously over the line. Everyone has days when even they don't want to be around the people they love the most. Saying something like, "sometime I like them more than my kids." is completely different than joking about wishing HARM MOST FOUL UPON THEM geewiz. That being said though this type of humor isn't really my cup of tea but I'm not offended by it.

Raising teenagers is such a challenge sometimes, thanks for the laughter. I really needed it 😉

I really don't care what kind of planet they're left with!😄

@ezmeraldadudortoka7549

5 жыл бұрын

Right? That's pretty selfish...

@rixpix2957

5 жыл бұрын

@@ezmeraldadudortoka7549 It's funny. A joke

@muir9257

4 жыл бұрын

@@rixpix2957 it's not funny at all

@rixpix2957

4 жыл бұрын

@@muir9257 😀

@Marsand100

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Love it!

My third kid is the one who is naked in the dirt in the backyard every day 😂

@thephoenix2176

5 жыл бұрын

😆

@msthang5366

5 жыл бұрын

Louise Louise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

@Dirtbag-Hyena

5 жыл бұрын

Mud pies taste better than momma's cook'n😁

@_amoopoint_1458

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow. I literally video taped my 3rd baby, naked in the veggie patch playing in the dirt. 😂

@laurynnakitare4025

4 жыл бұрын

That was me growing up,a third child,I was always the trouble maker.

My 11 year old calling "MOM!" for the 20th time today.... Me...."She ran away!"😜

@qianatierra

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fatumaali6403

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@way108

4 жыл бұрын

IntrepidFraidyCat 😂

Hahahahahaha my third child pooped a rock, and the only thing that concerned me was making sure my first (who said it looked like a chocolate chip) did NOT taste it. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🙃

@msthang5366

5 жыл бұрын

Gratitude Ranch 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

@patriciad5256

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-pd8mi7ng7s

5 жыл бұрын

Hey it passed so there's no need for concern . Gotta roll with those punches

@annexsis5181

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok yea. Welp she is not moving out.. lmaooo🤣🤣

@1health3

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Was going to post, saw already done. Too FUNNY!!! 😂

This was a very good set this guy did it’s especially good when the crowd is very much into it

@mrreymundo5383

5 жыл бұрын

It is Utah, so we all have kids... :-)

@a.k.4085

5 жыл бұрын

Mr Reymundo 😄 I didn't know this was in UT but good point.

I absolutely love this man. I actually laughed loud... I have one hyperactive son and he drives me nuts. Frankly I don't have the courage to have a second one.. Kudos to all parents of 2 children !!!.

Who's here also the second child?

Two kids great , man on man , three kids nope then your playing zone defense.

I got four! YES 4!!! Teenage girls & 2 Teenage boys & 2 boys pre teens. Those in the tribulation will have a vacation compared to my life. 🤣🤣🤣

@user-pe1kj3ni5q

5 жыл бұрын

Check your math

@m35926

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-pe1kj3ni5q he lost count at 4

@jessislistless

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-pe1kj3ni5q that's not wrong. They're saying they have 4 teenage girls AND in addition they have 2 teenage boys

@Samestori214

5 жыл бұрын

I lost count at 3😂😂 I have 8 lovely children.But most of the time I say they belong to my wife!🤣🤣🤣🤣 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏇🏾 18/17/16/15/14/13/12/10 📈💸

@Samestori214

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not that good at English. My Major was Diaper changing 😆😆

Ornathologist LOL

Let's see what happens here 😂🤣. Yup I'm like hey you're gonna fall.....BAM 😭 I'm like yup that happened you didn't listen

Let’s see what happens here. 😂

Very highly relatable😂❤👍🏽

I have 2 daughters and 2 sons.....I can relate 1000%

I'm a second child! We break the mold in parenting skills!! Haha

This guy is good!

He is really funny.

As the mother of an only, I feel intelligent & blessed 🤓😆

Oh no my mom said my older brother and I were a breeze. Now my twin sister, the third child was difficult but the FOURTH (12 and 16 years younger than everyone) well he's a force to be reckoned with, drives us insane but how can you not love him when he's so cute

Thanks for making me laugh!

Funny stuff! Why can't I find your full show? When I hit the link, it says not found.

Sadly You are not on my Dry Bar App and the link in the description does not work either.

First daughter I swatted her hands whenever she tried to stick her finger in a light socket the second daughter I had to put light socket covers cuz she stuck a bobby pin in a light socket jolted her enough to scare her thank God she wasn't hurt but that way she learns.

@isabelp3425

4 жыл бұрын

That was me. 🤣. And I'm the oldest! It all went downhill from there 7 kids later. 😂

@overcomer4226

4 жыл бұрын

My aunt stuck a key in a light socket. Light sockets must be like crack cocaine for kids

@EndlessSummer888

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like what Jeff Allen (also on this channel) said. "We all did dumb things, that's how you learn not to do dumb things!"

Love this guy!

Roflmao This guy should be on tv !!!!!!!

Absolutely hilarious!

Sometimes when my kid calls out for me, I reply "she is not here."

So true ya'll 😂

I'm on kid 4 so I totally get it 😂😂😂

Grear advice..i have 2 stepsons...tomorrow i will be just Sven. And Sven hasn't 20$, Sorry!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My children never asked me for a dime. I can't tell anyone why . . . .

lol funny!!

All these adults dying of laughter in this comment section. Refreshing

Teenage daughters: Mother Nature's bad weather

Hilarious!

I’m the second child :/

Lmao buggers please.

White parents..smh..ya'll do it to yourself. You have to TRAIN these people!

@amandawalker4797

5 жыл бұрын

What does race have to do with this?

@brigittem2231

5 жыл бұрын

@@amandawalker4797 stereotypes of being "pushover" parents

Funny

😂

Um you had these kids. U better believe u have a commitment. Js

And you wonder why people have middle child syndrome.

X

Get a fork

Someone timestamp when the comedy actually begins.

@wickandde

5 жыл бұрын

It doesn't

@a.k.4085

5 жыл бұрын

Senses of humor I see. 👌👍

No. Just. No.

Wow first

I've noticed a trend where comedians tell their life story as a parent because parenting has apparently become a joke.

@jpslim7279

5 жыл бұрын

Vince Y. - It's called writing material from personal experience. Literally all comedians do it. You don't notice as much as you think.

@Muji-Exempt

5 жыл бұрын

@@jpslim7279 that's cute. Seems like you completely missed the butt of the joke there Mr. Comedy expert.😂

@jpslim7279

5 жыл бұрын

Vince Y. - that’s precious. You think because you comment on a comedy video that you are a comedian.

Good g-d is this unfunny,,,,,,,

Um, I want to be an exotic rainforest naturalist. And I’m pretty sure I’m going to be moving out. Seriously dude, have some respect for fellow humans. I mean, I prefer my animals to people, but I still respect humans.

This one really didn't do it for me Drybar, usually your comedians are excellent though

@LNSMITH-iq6ye

5 жыл бұрын

U must be a teenage girl 😅😅😅

@a.k.4085

5 жыл бұрын

@@LNSMITH-iq6ye 👌 😁

i know this is comedy but a lot of the things he said is truly not okay and just sad to hear

@muir9257

4 жыл бұрын

for real. i can imagine that if his daughters have heard this, they don't like it. at all.

Uhh...your daughters should be the biggest reason you should care about climate change...🤦‍♂️

@dcarts5616

5 жыл бұрын

Turtle Dortoka oh shut the living phuck up.

@ezmeraldadudortoka7549

5 жыл бұрын

@@dcarts5616 No. You just shut the living phuck up...

@wickandde

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that bit put me off a bit, I get he's trying to be comedic but climate change isn't funny at all

@allwhatilove914

5 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh! It's called COMEDY! Or you think he really wanted to punch the baby with a fork too. Turn off your political correctness police radio station when watching something funny.

@ezmeraldadudortoka7549

5 жыл бұрын

@@allwhatilove914 No. Joking about my daughter's future is not funny nor entertaining. Not getting upset at something like this just means you're the problem. That's just being selfishly lazy.

Raising teenagers is such a challenge sometimes, thanks for the laughter. I really needed it 😉