Nobody Cares About Their Second Kid. David Dyer - Full Special
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Nobody cares about their second kid, whether it's about what kind of world we leave behind for them, or whether we see them wandering towards an outlet with a fork, the second child just isn't quite as cared for. Whether you're a second child, or a third or a first, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Dave Dyer is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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I love these (not yet real famous) comedians. They’re funny because they have to be, I’m glad talent still exists.
@aaronburratwood.6957
3 жыл бұрын
This dude is funny as all hell!
@elliottpaine9259
3 жыл бұрын
True, its good stuff. I subscribed. Ron White is awesome as well
@Vincent-ke5zn
Жыл бұрын
Great point and you're right
@michellekeith5602
Жыл бұрын
Well said! My fave from here is Kabir Singh Cam Bertrand Kay Lewis and Jose Sarduy
@ramakanthreddy1204
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Undercelebrated but so refreshingly original.
"There are some days I really don't care what kinda world they are left with...." 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@njk9989
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@badartgallery9322
3 жыл бұрын
Hysterical.
26 seconds in and THIS GUY NEEDS A TV SHOW!!!
I really felt the whole whistle thing. My mother raised all my siblings and all my first cousins with a whistle. As soon as she whistled, no matter where and what we were doing, we all would stop and head towards the whistle LOL
@rosegreenwood6925
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@lifesahellofaride
2 жыл бұрын
thats disturbing
@rosie9205
2 жыл бұрын
This is how my father located me in a store. Awkward.
@SyndicateTheLonelyGun
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like y'all would make it home to a mean pecan pie. "Peekan pah" sounds more delicious than "pecan pie". Wait...now I gotta run to the store. 😁
@cayannap6752
2 жыл бұрын
Based on sound of music I learned not to respond to whistles....
1st kid; OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING, ARE YOU OKAY??!! 2nd kid; Don't bleed on the carpet ...
@beckykamau5465
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@graceamerican3558
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ylx4219
3 жыл бұрын
Gold
@bernitacenteno1326
3 жыл бұрын
@Confused Atbest The 3rd child may be told " You are accident prone." Always the only one that gets hurt, hu ? Why is that ? CHILD NUMBER THREE, can't blame the parent, even if they were an irresponsible parent at times. That would be "sacrilegious" or " displaying your dirty laundry in public ." If we survive with our self esteem in tact or we somehow can recover our self esteem through healing, we are OKAY !
I’m the youngest of 3 kids, and by the time I was born, my folks didn’t event bother to take pictures of me!
@denasharpe2393
3 жыл бұрын
But you remember that when you have a family!! Keep the camera at the ready!!
@bernitacenteno1326
3 жыл бұрын
Dances with twins. I told mom the same thing that you said. There were few photos.
@hijabibeautiful
3 жыл бұрын
I’m second to youngest of SEVEN! I’ve never seen a pic of me younger than 6 lol
@Earthy9025
2 жыл бұрын
Aww 😔
@danielhobbyist
2 жыл бұрын
Dang
Dressing up for the job you want is a classic! Dave’s comment on capes instantly reminded me of this line: “My boss said to dress for the job you want... So I showed up to the conference, dressed as Batman”
These are better than Netflix specials.
As a 2nd child, I can vouch that all of this is accurate.
@raradis
3 жыл бұрын
Reading this I felt sorry for my 2nd daughter.. :) that's indeed accurate. (I'm a 1st child but it was the opposite for me.)
@Niels357
3 жыл бұрын
2nd child learn quick have to do everything themselfs! 1st child is the dumb goldenchild!
@shardz_skies5000
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@graceamerican3558
3 жыл бұрын
Try being the middle child. Now THAT sucks. 😅
@internalscreaming4074
3 жыл бұрын
Yee
Wow! He is such a good comedian. The stories and his comedic timing were amazing.
Thank you for snapping me out of my misery. God blessed you with humor and wittiness.
When we were kids we lived on a lake in the summers. Every family around the lake had a different way to call their kids home. My dad called us home by using a conch shell. It could be heard everywhere and the sound echoed off the mountains. Ahhhh, great memories.
@nicolevahai5982
Жыл бұрын
They used a conch shell at my two daughters charter school to announce the school day was beginning in hawaii. My mother yelled “Biddles” “Dinner”-she named my twin sister and I a common nickname. I don’t remember the whole story but it was that when we were little we spoke our on language that she called biddling. I think there was a fictious family on SNL.
Shout out to all the second kids! I'm a second kid. We practically raised ourselves.
@denasharpe2393
3 жыл бұрын
But you are really self sufficient aren't ya??
@bernitacenteno1326
3 жыл бұрын
IT'S SAD IF YOU PRACTICALLY RAISED YOURSELF.😐
@jomelo7692
3 жыл бұрын
@Reehan Taj I'm a 4th child by the 4th child the 2nd child is tutoring the younger kids on how to survive 🤣
@ahashdahnagila6884
3 жыл бұрын
@Reehana Taj You look like you did alright! Change your name to Reehana Taj Mahal: you'll get better room service at hotels, that way. Trust me!
@dianacassinelli3600
2 жыл бұрын
You are exaggerating....you sound just like my daughter...gosh...but is true....lolololol
Oh my. What hysterical material! This guy is funny! The entire set made me laugh out loud. Great delivery too! Great job!
@ElCid48
2 жыл бұрын
they do not care unless it is the first granddaughter in both sides of the family. after that it is just child
@zerohasnovalue1681
2 жыл бұрын
I feel his anger funny!❤️
The most consistently funny channel for comedy which I have comfortably recommended to friends and family. Lots of original.
This guy is hilarious. I don’t have any kids but most of my close friends do and they are mostly proud of their family but I also can sense their pain and anguish.
"So how's your 401k?" "Well its about 399k short, that's why we're here" 😂
@roberthouston3824
3 жыл бұрын
And, Dave doesn't have $20.00
actually LOL'd. for real. this guy is funny. 24 mins well spent.
"I could've sworn it was the two gun shots that killed him but, He's full of liquid cheese"... Lol
@Brngrojoy5315
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@graceamerican3558
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@dovie2blue
3 жыл бұрын
Me too.
The autopsy bit killed me 🧀
Lol the whistling part confused the hell out of my dog 🐕 😂😂🤣😂
@jansteinvonsquidmeirsteen2256
3 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious!
My mom lives 10 minutes from the $20 helicopter ride business hes talking about... I've never even thought about pulling in for that exact reason 😂
Keep em coming DRY BAR love em.
@benjaminsowrheaver3990
3 жыл бұрын
Keep me coming, that sends a whole different message. Comment if you watched that episode 😂
Whoever said one must curse to get a chuckle never heard a truly talented comedian!!! HANDS DOWN 👋🏾🤚🏾🖐🏾✋🏾🤏🏾✌🏾💅🏿👐🏾🙌🏾
I’ve loved every comedian and I love how clean it is!!!
My bird start whistling when he did the dad whistling bit..very funny 😂
@joatkinson04
3 жыл бұрын
@David Ringlein oh my ..Thank you ..I knew I was not doing well when I had to change cockatiel to bird..lol
@kbs8586
3 жыл бұрын
Jo Atkinson 😆😆 well reaponded
@ingenuity168
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
"I told you 2 weeks ago what I wanted from Santa" LMAO x)
Dave is very funny. He kept a smile on my face! Thank you!
he’s hilarious! thankful I wasn’t eating when I watched him
I’m not dad today 😂😂😂 No money, no rides
DRY BAR IS THE BEST COMEDY CHANNEL EVER
VERY FUNNY! Ear hair connected to the spinal column had me rolling!
I am so glad I found this channel I wish I would have found it in March it would have made this ride heck of a lot easier thank you
@ljones98391
2 жыл бұрын
@Socorro Sandoval Ordonez. Agreed. I'm using this as my "isolation recovery therapy." Humor desperately needed here.
Solid.......smooth delivery. So Funny. woke up my dogs at 2am laughing too hard :)
Wow, what a winning set. Phenomenal!
Oh my goodness the ear hair joke is priceless. My family must think I'm mental. I'm in the kitchen with earphones on laughing to myself. This guy is AWESOME 👍🏽👍🏽😂😂
“I like birds!” 😂 Dave’s daughter can join the kid from the news segment (“I like turtles”), and the two can launch a podcast about wildlife preservation 🙂
@roberthouston3824
3 жыл бұрын
Turtles, and ducks are birds...I'm seeing the beginning of the Super Mario gaming empire, just sayin'.
@Everything_Animal
3 жыл бұрын
This legit made me feel like trash for actually being in college studying to be an ornithologist xd
@awedbyhiswonder
2 жыл бұрын
That's funny😄
@a.r.r.i.9841
2 жыл бұрын
I love Japan.. said number 4 kid 🤷🤦🤣
Love this guy, funny all the way through. Need to see more 😅
My dad had his whistle call. We knew when it was time to leave or come in the house.
@graceamerican3558
3 жыл бұрын
We had neighbors that swore we had the hearing of dogs. Heaven help you if you missed that whistle for dinner. You could hear it for BLOCKS.
@yourgirllaurk
3 жыл бұрын
My dad.....he called us to dinner with a pig call...true story. Now I do it too. 😅🤣
@lifesahellofaride
2 жыл бұрын
conditioned to leave the house when hearing a whistle. thats sth the cps would like to have a look at
I could listen to him for hours. Hilarious!
Okay so... Definitely one of the absolute best of Dry Bar! I laughed from beginning to end 😂😂😭😂😂
My first time catching Mr. Dyer's act....surely not the last. A really funny set that was big time entertaining. Stay high, Jim V.
"Her only source of income was the tooth fairy..." 😄
One of the best routines I've ever heard. And, I'm really old.
@1luv1life47
3 жыл бұрын
My sentiments exactly.. 😁✌️🤟
Good delivery. Lots of laughs. Deserves more views.
Thank you for the laughs!!!
Hysterical from start to finish!!
Oh my this was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
HILARIOUS, I love this dude 😂
Oh my gosh David is hilarious. Love this
I love this guy; he's hysterical!!!!
There are a lot of days I really don't care what planet they're left with.🙂
Great take on being 50. Life really is like he says a lot of the time. Funny guy 😆
Love this. So glad my family is not the only ones to use whistles to talk and get the others attention😂
@lifesahellofaride
2 жыл бұрын
what a sad thing to be glad about
@dann5268
Жыл бұрын
My dad does not like to yell in public so he uses his great whisle. Much better than screaming for sure.
I catch myself watching the same comedians twice!! Still laughing like 1st time!!! Thank you!!
Made me laugh outloud. 👍
@luChewy8458
3 жыл бұрын
Me too!☺
He's pretty funny. Drybar usually delivers. 😅 And you know what else? The crowds are the best.
@CausingChaos.
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m also subbed to Comedy Central and they usually don’t deliver the type of comedy I like. Drybar for the win
@VioletJoy
3 жыл бұрын
@@CausingChaos. Yep. Same here. Consistently good comedy.
@JJoh4040
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed! Jesus Christ loves you🌻💯💜😊
@VioletJoy
3 жыл бұрын
@@JJoh4040 I don't believe that Jesus ever existed, but I appreciate the sentiment.
@M_SC
3 жыл бұрын
The crowds are the best? They totally fall apart when the performer isn’t a mainstream suburban straight person.
I see this guy going places. Definitely needs a special!
Great set!! This guy is really funny!!!
One of the funniest guys I’ve ever heard. Busted a gut throughout the performance
Good stuff!
One of the best sets on this channel.
EXCELLENT David Dyer
I needed this laugh! One of the best!
Hilarious material, loved every minute of it! This guy is ace
This guy is awesome. Definitely one of the better ones on Dry Bar.
That was great! I listened to the entire thing, and I wanted more! Great job! It was hilarious!
"Nobody Cares About Their Second Kid." My parents seemed to be pioneers than, because despite of the apparent trend, they started practicing not caring already with their first kid. ^^
@kbs8586
3 жыл бұрын
🙃😭😫
@traceyroyer993
3 жыл бұрын
Ditto here... First born here... Straight As, athletic, No encouragement, no enthusiasm, no direction, only the bare minimum to survive & not look like a geek at school... But, anyway, I realize, I am blessed to have turned out as well as I have... wonk wonk 🤪
@lulabell79_31
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣 I'm DEAD! You may need your own comedy special, too!! Lmao!!! 🤹♀️
He is so funny 😅 everything he says just hit
Her only source of income was her teeth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂The best I've seen in a while. Great job!!
Absolutely hysterical! I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for making us laugh!!!
Funny..my son. 43, still loves capes..made me bust out laughing..
@mandielou
3 жыл бұрын
Hey grandma 👋💐 no offense but it looks like modern tech has been gracious to you 😊 you've got to be a cool grandma 😘🤗 want to adopt me as your daughter or granddaughter? Lol FYI I'm 37
@JAVONEETHEMOMMY
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@plutoplatters
3 жыл бұрын
and the comic con i'd bet
Perfect.
This guy's hilarious
This guy is hilarious!
Really funny, really laughed, really going to retell some of these jokes. I would pay to see him.
@denasharpe2393
3 жыл бұрын
Surely would!!
@nikoloscecere8277
2 жыл бұрын
I'd pay above market rate to see him
1st kid: scraped knee Mom: oh no we have to call an ambulance Me: breaks arm My mom with 8 kids: "here's a band-aid"
@aliciabauduin1922
3 жыл бұрын
Omg... I got the same. I have 10 siblings.
@dovie2blue
3 жыл бұрын
Walk it off
@livmashupmansen191
2 жыл бұрын
My mom has 6 kids (2 girls, and 4 boys). She isn’t overly concerned when we get hurt, also we range from 14-22 years old; she checks to make sure we’re okay and then moves in. Unless in an emergency, she’ll obviously be concerned for us.
He is really funny. I needed this stream of laughs today. Thank you
Excellent. Thank you!
His sense of timing is superb.
He had me at teenage daughters....wow hes funny!
I'm100% down for capes. I have a few formal ones that go with a 1950s style.
Hysterical! Laughed the entire set! Had tears in my eyes at several points laughing so hard, may have sprained a rib!
Funny guy David is🤣 I laughed & giggled throughout his entire set! Thank You man. I’ll be looking to see more of his comedy!😂🤣😆
This guy low-key funny as hell
This dude is HILARIOUS 😂 He had me crying, laughing so hard! 🤣
Laugh out loud hilarious. Keeps the laughs coming.
"Hes full of liquid cheese." LoL Classic.!! 11:30
Genius guy
Hilarious 😂
First 5 minutes already live his comedy
I've seen this guy live! He's even better in person!
He's one of the funniest I've seen in a while. A natural !
Omg!! I laughed so hard🤣. My dad used to whistle for us when it was getting late and it was time to come home. It could be heard for blocks away.
@dann5268
Жыл бұрын
So my dad had a great whistle and didn't like yell.
clicked on the video thinking it was a clip , sat through the whole special. Not even mad 🤣
@denasharpe2393
3 жыл бұрын
Because he is genuinely funny!!
His voice is very animated. He should think about doing voice work
This guy is great! Why don’t we see more of him???
This was absolutely brilliant!!!! I'm obsessed with Dry Bar... downloading the App right now!
@denasharpe2393
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the light side!! 😊
"He's full of liquid cheese" !! LOL
@oldrrocr
3 жыл бұрын
We thought it would have been the gunshot wound to the chest...BUT LMFAO
@ramakantdebata7058
3 жыл бұрын
Please don't laugh at it... Could've been under duress !