Come see my live show in Geelong next week: www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show Followed by the Melbourne half price charity shows!

@Sanguinarius9999

Жыл бұрын

Any research / episode on farmers protesting the new laws in New Zealand / Belgium/Netherlands about carbon taxes on them while big corporations exploit carbon offset loopholes ? Happening here too ?

@chefcamsey1375

Жыл бұрын

No. Ill wait until you do a show in the Gold Coast 🙃🤣❤

@soulsurvivor8293

Жыл бұрын

Something the media also ignore that Jordan briefly touched on at the end is; The fact that Australia is one of the few countries in the world that can realistically take advantage of renewables to completely decarbonise hydrogen and ammonia production. Many northern nations have larger populations, inhabiting far less landmass and have less optimal geographic locations for Solar. These nations need high power production contained within a smaller area than renewables would ever be able to achieve alone. Hydrogen Gas combustion power plants, in lieu of Natural Gas fuelled ones, would be an ideal solution in tandem with renewables where ever they can be deployed. None the less, the point is it will be of great economic value for Australia and create far more jobs for Australians. Yes, it will help other nations reduce thier emissions. But it will also help our economy a lot in the process, which is a better selling point for Liberal leaning people.

@Ralph_Baric_PhD_C2019

Жыл бұрын

They could actually help by REMOVING ALL TAXES ON SMOKING AND WEED and let me die quick and easy and cost them less... They could help by not implimenting a PANAMA CARBON ACCOUNTING scheme which is the most regressive form of taxation ever, worse than GST..... We love you Dictator Andrews......#LetGoAlbo And plebysek, you are a special kind of scum. Especially watching your father die addicted to smoking and feeling so good at taxing smokers to pay for your shitty packaging court case...... I thank you all vwery vwery much when we turn chinese and take their rotten tail money and their people.... NO MORE IMMIGRANTS NO MORE QUANTITATIVE PEOPLING

@bogansrun

Жыл бұрын

Queensland would actually be better off under Katter or One Nation at this point and that really hurts to say because I care about the planet, but I also care about people.

Here for the "You want hear don't to this" thumbnail.

@HD_Heresy

Жыл бұрын

DAMMIT beat me 😂

@OnimeNoRice

Жыл бұрын

too fast bro lol

@WildcardASMR

Жыл бұрын

Me too lmao

@TURBOTRISTO

Жыл бұрын

Same you beat me to it

@mrtheman548

Жыл бұрын

Generates comments and puts it further up in the algorithm. Big brain move

it's nice watching a jordies video that doesn't make me rationally angry

@loomhigh

Жыл бұрын

only irrationally because no warhammer

@qwijyboNZ

Жыл бұрын

it's unacceptable, where is my rage bait

@morzansreddragon

Жыл бұрын

Of course, but I always get angry when I hear any mention of Alex Jones 😡nonetheless I never taken them seriously 🤪

@sydthegoat88

Жыл бұрын

you poor delicate thing, you must be so rational now and emotionally charged

@antediluvianatheist5262

Жыл бұрын

www.youtube.com/@supertanskiii Enjoy.

I swear Jordan discovered anime last month, and it has invaded every facet of his personality

@joshs5743

Жыл бұрын

It happens to the best of us

@lachlank.8270

Жыл бұрын

Ma... masaka

@cookiecraze1310

7 ай бұрын

I'm not super big on anime but I just watched Your Name because of this video and damn is it amazing.

Small time loan sharks remind me of the Sharks. That is literally his thought process

@VanillaMacaron551

Жыл бұрын

Jordan, plz update us on whether Albo has had that "Shark One" bullshit scrubbed off the PM's plane yet, how much that cost and what other Morrison decor had to be stripped from the plane.

David Littleproud has such a perfect name, he really has little to be proud of

@MitchDonovan

Жыл бұрын

He sure helped his farther in law to some free cash compliments of us

@wanderingkernel5002

Жыл бұрын

David Littlechromosome

@cluckendip

Жыл бұрын

you must be an australian journalist

@SarahDawes

Жыл бұрын

@@wu-tangisimmortal5552 Uh oh, I better bust out my walking frame and stop voting Labor, the Immortal has spoken.

@wildfire9280

Жыл бұрын

It’s like naming a kid “Wybourne”. Thankfully that’s never been done before.

I always laugh when Bruz gets a brief mention. The little fella is the gift that keeps on giving. Hopefully Jordie will keep including references to Bruz with each video.

@lifeasrini

Жыл бұрын

An Italian Easter egg if you will ... 😏

Jordies has finally accept his love for anime on the main channel 🙌

@SlapstickGenius23

Жыл бұрын

Daww!

Andy Griffiths isn't releasing any more Just books?

"Net zero extinctions" "Yes, we may lose some species, but wheel genetically engineer some new ones"

YOU WANT HEAR DON’T TO THIS

@frank_calvert

Жыл бұрын

preach!

A plasmo reference! Less than one minute in you damn legend

@IthacaEmpress

Жыл бұрын

I have not thought about Plasmo in YEARS!

@steve22ss

Жыл бұрын

@@IthacaEmpress same I just found all the episodes on youtube and have been watching over my lunch break 🤣

@steve22ss

Жыл бұрын

@retsaM innavoiG 🤟

@doshwhop

Жыл бұрын

I'm stoked as, because I couldn't remember the name of the show gonna try to find it now I've got the name😁😁

As someone who got effected by the Optus breach (I have bad credit stolen drivers license, medicare and passport) FJ is spot on how lazy us Aussies are. I mean nz doesn't require id for sim cards we're too lazy to even protest this let alone secure our stuff. Now I gotta change providers but after another fj video.

The definition of irony, Labor passing their Workplace Relations bill the day after Peter Reith died.

@ivanolsen8596

Жыл бұрын

Peter Reith was alive?

@simonscott1121

Жыл бұрын

@@ivanolsen8596 in a weekend at bernie's kind of way, yes.

@Kajpaje

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, don't think the taxpayer was ever compensated for his 50k oversight. The perfect Lib.

@choveskitchen3800

Жыл бұрын

more accurately, poetic justice....irony would be naming it the "Peter Reith Bill"

@TheLargino

Жыл бұрын

The definition of Irony, Labor passing their Workplace Relations Bill after they and the unions said nothing about peoples right to keep their jobs during C19.

Holy shit I thought Plasmo was a fever dream I had as a child as I have never been able to remember the name and no one has ever understood me trying to describe it. Thank you.

Spat my drink out on "don't break the habit, break your legs!"

Good news delivered aggressively is my favourite kind of jordies video

Mate, “they just love human misery” killed me. As accurate as it is funny 😂

I went fishing the other day and caught the same guys line 3 times. Same leader and sinker combo same braided orange line. I swear he must have just got sick of reeling them in or something.

Jordies, please talk about disappearing bulk biling clinics and how our healthcare system is going from bad to worse

@lifeasrini

Жыл бұрын

I've been hoping that would improve now we have Labor back ... Fingers still crossed ☝️

Can you do a video that details the important differences in environmental policies between Greens and Labor?

@CommentFrom

Жыл бұрын

Labor good greens bad. Solved

@benw543

Жыл бұрын

The Difference is Labors Policy's are responsible and attainable, the Greens Policy's are purely idealogical and don't take your quality of life in consideration, for example they want to stop all Coal and Gas exports... this would Bankrupt our Nation.

@Aspire198

Жыл бұрын

Policies vs implementation is the issue

@lifeasrini

Жыл бұрын

In my experience - I used to vote green - the greens are big talk and no action, Labor is small talk with action.

My son told me about a rich thug taking a youtuber to court so I came to subscribe. I love your spirit. I don't shut up either. Someone called me a Pitbull. Never change.

Normally as soon as I hear someone mention hydrogen I just sigh. But, there are 2 uses of hydrogen I can get behind and that's making fertilizer and steel. The problem is, these industries need to stop using hydrogen from CH4 and switch to an electrified source. Which I'm glad someone is finally doing.

@rarewhiteape

Жыл бұрын

Solar-to-hydrogen is an idea that has been in the wings for a while now. Both the WA and Qld governments are investing in it. We can build solar arrays close to the ocean in the north where the sun is plentiful, pull in some sea water, and have them power the extraction process. The by-products are oxygen and salt. Oxygen is useful for many reasons and molten salt can be used as an energy storage medium. The hydrogen can be loaded onto ships and sent to China where they use gas turbines to generate electricity. With only minor modification, these turbines can be converted to hydrogen fuelling, and their emissions will switch from CO2 to H2O. Australia is leading the way in developing this industry and it is thanks to Labor governments that we will be able to generate significant income for our future.

@jamesquinn6662

Жыл бұрын

Where do you think the electricity comes from?

@Hill_Walker

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesquinn6662 as it states it's a green hydrogen plant, the electricity will come from renewables. In the process it reduces methane being used instead which results in CO2 being released.

@jamesquinn6662

Жыл бұрын

@@Hill_Walker unless it comes from Nuclear its still going to lead to massive pollution. I'm still yet to see a viable, environmentally conscious route of resource extraction, manufacture, transport, installation, servicing, maintenance and final deconstruction and decommission for wind turbines or solar power, never mind operational and energy storage constraints. Green at the point of use isn't green. I genuinely think that she'll and BP are shilling so hard for wind right now because they realise if a base load of nuclear power was present then there would be minimal need for any oil and gas

@ugthump2753

Жыл бұрын

@@Hill_Walker is there anywhere to find out what they mean by "green hydrogen" in this instance? Because using water from a river or lake and turning it into hydrogen for bulk export doesn't sound green to me.

Tanya and Anthony are the true MVPs of Australia 😅

@JamLlama9000

Жыл бұрын

Anastasia’s pretty awesome as well :)

@anarchyqueen331

Жыл бұрын

@@JamLlama9000 Agreed! She even listens when the people have opinions 😅

Plasmo space mechanics name was Brucho lol

Scott Morrison not regulating small time loan sharks because they remind of the sharks is probably the most accurate thing

Any thoughts on the new Juice Media video having a go at WA gas projects?

I wasn't expecting jordies to make serious anime references.

@male_maid5951

Жыл бұрын

me neither.

@drifter402

Жыл бұрын

Did you miss his Made in Abyss phase?

@rabidporcupine0

Жыл бұрын

@@drifter402 Yes, where do I have to go to see it all? If my boy became a weeb and I missed it, I'm damn well gonna take the time to get caught up!

@drifter402

Жыл бұрын

@@rabidporcupine0 I dunno he was just mentioning it for a bit. Now it's AOT

All my Warhammer 40k content that i watch plays right after any friendlyjordies video now. I think its a sign you need to paint more tau battlesuits jordan.

The fact that Jordies knows Korn makes me very happy

greens tryna pass legal weed tho and at this point thats all I care about lmao

My favourite Mongolian throat singing is by The Hu. Yuve Yuve Yu is a real banger.

Wasn't expecting a Plasmo reference.. but there you go. Good job 10/10

I heard a rumour that Sarah Hanson Young completed a puzzle that said 1 to 3 years in just 9 months! I also heard she’s starting an inquest into ribbed condoms not tasting anything like ribs! 🤔

Love your work Jordan, been a subscriber/viewer since the early Yilmaz days. However, as part your keeping the stooges in check you told us that you'd be calling the Labor party out on the questionable things they do. Recently, God Emporer McGowan recently signed off on two new oil drilling sites off the coast of WA. I understand WA is the land of mining and provides big income to the country, but this goes against one of the big things the Labor party has strived for. Any chance you can release a video deep diving into this?

@Kzzak

Жыл бұрын

Jordan's too much of a Labor suck-up to ever criticise them lmfao

@sometimesawful

Жыл бұрын

Someone ought to talk about our wonderful new emergency management amendment which lets covid officers take your house, car, and "things" (it's Ok, no reimbursement or anything, but you get a letter within 7 days saying they took it). Or put you in quarantine for as long as they see necessary. Zero time limit. Nobody wants to talk about that part McCunt signed off on.

@lifeasrini

Жыл бұрын

I voted for McGowan .. as did most of WA tbh .. and hadnt heard of this 😖 thanks for bringing it up, I'll be looking into it. He's been great for the state, but we can't be complacent with ANY government

Reminds me of "Don't dead, open inside...?" from the old Walking Dead memes.

I need more Plasmo in my life I love how often you reference it

My union has a union! Hell yeah!

Hey jordies and team, when are we getting discussion around the open ICAC hearings? seems albo's government is trying to keep them closed - fck that, we need it open, please use your platform to assist jordies and fam

Ah Plasmo, who remembers the moment you realised Coredor has a vagina for a face? I'm reminded of that show every time i go the gobble.

The Scumo impression at 1.38 is incredibly underrated

"Smalltime loan sharks remind me of the sharks" still laughing....

Please tell me i wasnt the only one that read the thumb nail like this? "you want hear, dont to this."

I hope for more info on the methane tax thing. Sounds the same as the farmers protesting the new laws in New Zealand / Belgium/Netherlands about carbon taxes on them while big corporations exploit carbon offset loopholes ? Happening here too ?

@soulsurvivor8293

Жыл бұрын

Cattle emissions of methane can be reduced significantly by adding kelp or seaweed, I forget which one it is, as a portion of their feed. However the main focus of methane emissions reductions is more targeted towards extraction and industrial processes. Most of these processes can be done, or replaced by production, without carbon and methane emissions. Governments have long used both taxation & incentives to set key market indicators and provide investment confidences.This is no different.

@musiclife7251

Жыл бұрын

@@soulsurvivor8293 Giving land animals seafood doesn't sound natural or healthy to me Sir. I know you said portion, but still, that can't be good for the cattle's digestive system. If anything it will make them fart methane even more

@Sanguinarius9999

Жыл бұрын

@Music Life it's probably to counteract all the corn and legumes they are fed instead of grass

I love a good winge as much as the next true blue aussie patriot, but God damn I love hearing about the good stuff the government's getting up to as well.

The frog bit fuckin killed me HAHAHAHAHA

I don't think I've ever felt more affronted than when watching Friendly Jordies insert text in his video where he spells "paycheques" as "paychecks"! And that was immediately following a rant about how the Greens copy the yanks!!!

@chookinathunderstorm3446

Жыл бұрын

I thought that was a clever play on the words .....as in having your pay cheque turned into a paycheck....as in a check (stop) to you receiving your full year's pay earnings at tax time. The specific example here of when a bad government puts the regular check on your annual pay cheque earnings at tax time. Then, against your will, contributes the tax percentage of what you earned, toward some crook governmenttal shonky purposes, rather than toward benefiting the Australian community equally as a whole. You'd rather keep all your pay cheque earnings unchecked instead. The age old complaint and excuse of the tax dodgers ( paraphrased)....." This bloody government owes me my full pay because the shonk they spend it on to further enrich themselves and their filthy rich mates doesn't benefit me OR Australia and I'd rather donate it to charity."

@RictusHolloweye

Жыл бұрын

@@chookinathunderstorm3446 - You may be right. Some of this young scamp's jokes fly over my steadily balding head.

For a comeback video to ease you back in I'd either suggest revisiting "aussie courts" or better yet explaining how and why we've gone through so many prime ministers an why they haven't been in for a full term, thankyou.

Holy shit, Jordies right in the mark with Albo sounding like the lad from Plasmo.

We're getting compost bins in our local council area too, for food scraps and stuff. Which is great cause I'm povvo and live in an apartment so i can't do that normally

“Don’t break your habit, *BREAK YA LEGS* !” 😂

Now I don't have the intelligence of a snail, but initially i thought the video title was YOU WANT HEAR DON'T TO THIS

The littleproud gag 🔥

Poor old Nonna Plibersek, ha ha. This made me laugh - her family is from Slovenia. The part of the former Yugoslavia that broke off sanely, with no fighting or bloodshed. It's just a day trip from Venice. I used to be related by marriage to her Slovenian family.

Hey FJs have you heard John Cardogan's Auto Expert's statement on his blog about EVs which relates to a HUGE development in the North West. Apparently a conglomeration of huge multi nationals are set to mine gas on a huge scale to export. The burning of this gas will emit orders of magnitude of Aust's current emissions.

Hey Jordan. A new sky news documentary is airing called the “cult of Dan Andrews.” It would be awesome if you and Dan sat down together to react to it just like you did with Kevin Rudd reacting to “Men in the Mirror.”

Would love to hear your thoughts on NSW Labor, and the talk around gambling reforms

When are the irrigation water licence owners going to be on a public register?

Why has Labor not picked up Future Feed yet? It's one of the CSIRO's inventions which can reduce methane emissions from cattle by up to 90%. It can also be made in Australia, but unfortunately hasn't had widespread adoption yet due to lack of awareness of it. Missing a big opportunity especially if they're promising to reduce methane emissions.

Top marks for the title. Have you thought about an on screen character addition? , where best would you fit into …say a “hey hey” type character show ? Or you could make 5minute good fun vids

I can't unhear Albanese as Brucho now and I am so happy for that!

As a wealthy, inner city, private school educated, banker who is also a paid up Labor member & voter, I sometimes feel unfairly treated here. Whatever. I have truffle chips and fine wine 🖕 love your work!

That KoRn+Skrillex reference was just beautiful.

my dad never stopped the cheek shag

Littleprouds eyes are so close together I feel like he's a Cyclops in disguise

‘I’m getting stuck and nervous’

Except healthcare is still stuffed. Primary care is the worst it’s been since Medicare came around . A labour govt introduced a freeze on the Medicare rebate and the libs kept it going. So now bulk billing drs are impossible to find esp in country towns

Plasmó space Mechanic reference had me rolling 😂

Yes we in Perth are dirt but not as dirty as Melbourne you can catch a disease just walking down the street

5:31 *spat my drink out* Thanks Jordan. ⭐. LMAO

I hear attrazean is probably not as dangerous as Jones made it out to be. Myles Powers did a three part video series on the subject.

Feeding cattle a percentage of seaweed will reduce methane but getting a sustainable source of seaweed for global beef production but if we start seaweed farming on large scale we can also sequester carbon

@scottstefanik6324

Жыл бұрын

I’m genuinely curious. Have you done this? Would you still finish them with grain? Can the cattle get the same nutrition from seaweed as grass?

Labor can't even save the Koala let alone the over 1100 threatened species. They support the state forestry rules, to protect Koala, don't chop tree down if in tree, chop tomorrow!

Why the hell have I seen multiple references to Plasmo in the last week and have plasmo in my recommended 🤣

I loved him before but the fact that friendlyjordies knows that your name and weathering with you (while being amaizing movies in themselves) are a copy paste of one another gives me so much more respect for him 7:46

I'd genuinely take a job diving and cleaning up beaches, but ya know. its not really an answer to the problem.

@sprintershepherd4359

Жыл бұрын

one solution would be to make the product producers responsible for the packaging they sell to us . we buy the product not the package . it belongs to them they need to have bins at places where we can return the packaging we are given . and the companies can dispose of it responsible . idk something like that what solutions do you have for the problem ?

@bibsp3556

Жыл бұрын

@@sprintershepherd4359 yeah. I thought that was the idea behind the 5c returns.

Ohhh nooo, if they eliminate payday loans how are the local cash converters going to stay afloat?!?

Did Jordan ever do a video addressing the Stage 3 tax cuts? I know the Libs put em in, but why is it so difficult to remove them? I also know Labor opposed them when they were first introduced, but I just feel like I'm missing a lot of information regarding this topic

8:58 " Dont break the habit, break your legs!!!" Jordies Bruz have you ever thought about going into Small/Medium Business advertising ... hahaha fking hilarious!

Remember when Bob Hawke ( the bloody legend) said no kids in poverty by xxxx date. This no more extinction policy seems a little bit similar. I hope I'm wrong

I guess I need to visit Perth next time I'm in Australia

The IR bill hasn't been passed yet, still needs to go through the senate. Burke has had to make 150 concessions so far and is still watering it down to get Pocock's support. Even in its new form it will still be a huge progressive reform undoing the damage Hawke and Keating did.

@TheHalfGlassFullGuy

Жыл бұрын

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jordies why is there a pic of Latrobe uni bendigo field with a rugby player on it @2.41

6:44 omg that killed me! And yes that is so accurate it’s scary.

I'm a Labor voter, have been my entire adult life, I'd like to know your take on Albo's backflip on the anti-corruption hearings?

Just want you to know U-tube is messing with your accessibility / visibility …. I follow you - and usually get notifications when ever you post a new video . I saw on FB today that you had a new video up - so I come here to U-tube & the last notification I have for “friendlyJordies” is an Optus video from 2 months ago . I had to actively search for this new video & go to your page to find it . Seems suss to me … love your work

ngl I wasn't expecting a Hanggai clip to start the video

The Korn reference was *chefs kiss*

OK I'm at 8:40, and I've been talking about those loan sharks to people for some time. Do you know how hard it is to find the interest rate on their websites? It's extremely difficult. They have these fun advertisements, and write about no hidden costs on their web sites, but when you dig down enough it's close to 50% interest. Praying on desperate. It's despicable what those people do.

@jmdjasonday

Жыл бұрын

look into wallet wizard, it's owned by a debt collection agency. WTAF? Keep those poor c**ts on the merry-go-round.

My dad can do that jowl shaking thing hands free. Its truly a legendary noise.

@AUDIOPHILEHARDCORE

Жыл бұрын

them must be some thicc jowls

That's a whole heap of positives - and I'm really pleased to hear that payday loan sharks are going to be regulated. However, I think the Labor government can cop some legitimate criticism for going ahead with massive tax cuts for the rich, for not planning on shutting the Job Network down, and for leaving social security benefits at around 60% of the poverty line. The "mutual obligations" aka "how much can we dick you around for having the misfortune to be out of work" and the ridiculously low rate of JobSeeker Payment combine to keep people out of work, rather than help them back into work. Both need to go. And, yes, I really appreciate the way Albo and the team got straight to work the moment they won the election, the incompetence and indolence of the previous LNP government left them with a massive amount of work to get Australia back on track.

Lol "media bad" on the mr sparkle shirt

So happy they are trying to help the ecosystems, even though so much is not recoverable 😞

@bartandaelus359

Жыл бұрын

We don't actually know a lot of the capacities of these ecosystems for recovery, if we set down the right path instead of succumbing to this nihilistic twaddle then maybe new growth can replace it and human ingenuity can fix what is broken.

@splintmeow4723

Жыл бұрын

@@bartandaelus359 tell that to extinct species of flora and fauna with no proper DNA sequences on record or incomplete. Not to mention the reproductive portions like seeds, eggs, sperms. Sadly in the real world, things can no longer exist. Ecosystems need a whole host of different species, if many of them are blinked out of existence, there is sadly no way to restore them to what they once were.

i used to work for a payday lender back in like 2011, the whole industry is fucked, the govt had already regulated it twice in 18 months back then, i wonder what else they could possibly change other than just straight making them illegal. 38% interest for anyone wondering, plus late fees and joining up fees. something ridiculous like 20 pages of paperwork

The Plasmo reference is GOLD!!

Net zero extinctions? We genetically splicing new species to offset any extinctions?

Hey! That was the La Trobe Bendigo Campus in the rugby player analogy! Victoria represent!

YOU WANT HEAR DON'T DO THIS Props for the Plasmo Reference in the first 20 seconds tho

Plasmo ! That’s a blast from the past!

thumbnail really giving off "dont dead , open inside" energy