Saw a clip of this on TikTok. Great production and script! The after credits scene was a great touch too, lmfao! 🦖

@Kitty294_

2 жыл бұрын

omg same

@lukakraljfinale5051

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@cjsmooth16

2 жыл бұрын

Great acting as well

@ashantiward8866

2 жыл бұрын

SAMEE lol

@turdlefrog

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

That moment when you're on a double date, and your friend doesn't know when to shut up. :)

@barbados3592

3 ай бұрын

this is exactly why wingmen are incredibly overrated :D

@manos7958

3 ай бұрын

It was an early save, if the ambassadors are not accepting of different practices then their planet would be an authoritarian hellhole.

@spliter88

3 ай бұрын

@@manos7958Exactly, what kind of hellholle civilization wouldn't eat meat. Now, are you gonna finish that infant, or can I?

@manos7958

3 ай бұрын

@@spliter88 It is just a clump of cells after all.

@TheFroneyZone

3 ай бұрын

@@jankowalski523 and we don't even know how - like for all we know they could have Avatar like tails - and don't even get me started on alien STDs 😂 so yeah, wingman did his job!

When your wingman is an albatross.

@Jimbogf

3 ай бұрын

We eat albatross too.

@paultanker5606

3 ай бұрын

G'Day to you! Try Dodo !!!

@paulnels108

3 ай бұрын

@@paultanker5606 can't you that we ate them all!

@foxxojones4757

3 ай бұрын

@@paulnels108I heard they actually tasted horrible too.

@Rob07601

3 ай бұрын

The way I remember it, the Albatross was a ships good luck until some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint.

Besides all the other things that one can say about this production i want to thank the designer of the spacecraft. It's pretty hard to come up with a unique design that wasn't seen like a hundred times and given that in this short movie there was no need for any realism whatsoever this spacecraft is amazing.

@WilyFilms

3 ай бұрын

I think it was Joseph Chukwuma from my brief. He was a student at Escape.

@johnnybgood5121

2 ай бұрын

It's like one of the blades off a Ninja blender, lol

@LennyNero2019

Ай бұрын

I've noticed that too, very unique yet functional design that makes sense!

@rcnelson

16 күн бұрын

@@johnnybgood5121 Exactly.

The honesty though. A little credit to that guy for the honesty

@christophersmith3005

3 ай бұрын

Honesty?? He could have been getting "worshipped" by alien chicks. But nooooo he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

@l.zwieble6819

2 ай бұрын

Nope. In this case its just stupid

@ledbol

2 ай бұрын

Agree. Most of people prefer to not admit crazy truth about our civilization)

@user-bh6ey1ke4n

2 ай бұрын

He is stupid. He really believes his "leather" jacket is made of leather.

@VanFire87

Ай бұрын

@@ledbol I mean, what's there to admit? If you're sapient species, that also happen to be a herbivore, then props to you, but that didn't happen on Earth, so here we're. It isn't as if they ask the plants for permission before eating them, and they're alive as well, and can also feel pain in their own way.

"Do you eat eachother?!" Should have been "well...only on rare occassion."

@bjb7587

3 ай бұрын

Seldom, tho we do have a lot of movies about it. We call them "zombies".

@cybervigilante

3 ай бұрын

Well, that could be a sexual reference 🤪

@ericjohnston7663

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@paradisepipeco

3 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, back in the desert, the natives were eating their dates.

@bjb7587

3 ай бұрын

@@paradisepipeco tee hee!

Bro, when lion eats antelope nobody judges it, but when I eat my neighbor's dog, suddenly I am a psychopath

@frogosplayer1

3 ай бұрын

Underrated 👏

@samnelson7428

3 ай бұрын

cause you're smart

@leonmitas

3 ай бұрын

@@samnelson7428 finally, some one who thinks I did the smart thing and took free snak

@stefanschleps8758

3 ай бұрын

IKR?! Aliens are so sanctimonious.

@JohnThomas

3 ай бұрын

Eat your neighbor's dog!? Seriously!?

The "if the farm's near an abattoir" line got me 😂

Ever see the live-action He-Man film? There's a scene where the heroes have come to *our* world and they snag some fast food. One of them says "I wonder why they put the food on these little white sticks." One of her companions says "Those are rib bones", and she says "You mean this used to be an animal? What a barbaric world." Her companion keeps eating, though. That scene has stuck with me ever since I was a little kid.

@njnjhjh8918

Ай бұрын

I still remember that one too! I love stuff that shows how odd human culture is. Third Rock From The Sun was great for that.

@mandolinic

27 күн бұрын

That scene has stuck with me, too. I think one of the actors in that interaction was Jon Cypher, who was also in Hill Street Blues - but my memory could be at fault.

@PaperbackWizard

27 күн бұрын

@@mandolinic Yup, that was him.

@mandolinic

27 күн бұрын

@@PaperbackWizard Thanks.

@johnjames4834

17 күн бұрын

@@njnjhjh8918 hey if you dont like it move to the 4th rock i kid i kid dont hate me

“How old are the chickens when you kill them” “We’re not sure…” “42 days.” “How do you know that?!” “It’s on the KFC website” 😂

@hixe

2 жыл бұрын

I got confused by that because a old friend used to be a producer for them and he told me 35 days

@bing2123

2 жыл бұрын

@@noname-bt9ky are they egg layer's or broiler chickens (for eating)?

@alinamorg

2 жыл бұрын

42 days... Omg, I didn't know that... They are so young...they are kids. It's horrible

@StephenLewisful

Жыл бұрын

KFC is now Kill Fuckin Chickens.

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

The sad part is, Republicans waste half the KFC bucket. They avoid the left wing and the dark meat.

They did a great job. They took just as long as the story required. They didn't try to stretch it out.

@ericchristen2623

3 ай бұрын

If you like original short to the point stories check out my books Titanium Sushi, Quantum Nipples and Selling Holes on amazon kindle.

@volodyanarchist

3 ай бұрын

There wasn't time for anything to become larger...

@michaelwilford3216

3 ай бұрын

Exactly, and funnier than most SNL sketches.

@johnjames4834

17 күн бұрын

like you did with your statement

~Ok. Ok. Ok. Is there anything you guys don't eat?~ Average Valenwood Bosmer: "Plants."

@elenoe8

Ай бұрын

yeah, so eww. They are producing oxygen ffs. That's like cutting a branch while you are standing on it. Would be pretty moronic to eat plants.

"How dare you madam, we are CIVILIZED animals!"

lmao that jumpcut between "what is your jacket made from" and them being dumped back to earth was hilarious

@sparkythancztwise

5 ай бұрын

exactly, heh

@jovanny125

5 ай бұрын

dumb

@ExtinctDeinonychus

4 ай бұрын

At first I thought the guy was gonna say something along the lines of “my shirt was made with child labor” and then the aliens were gonna be like, “you enslave your own species?!”

@WereWade

3 ай бұрын

I think they could have understood if'n they knew that sheep just keep growing their wool constantly until it overburdens them. Well then you go back in time, and it's probably because we bred them to be like that :D

@DeathnoteBB

3 ай бұрын

Jumpcut. Cutscene is a scene in a videogame cut between gameplay.

You don't need enemies when you got a friend like leather jacket guy... 😅

@endlessstudent3512

3 ай бұрын

Nonetheless the clip really showed the perverse coldness with which we treat our fellow animals on earth.

@rswow

3 ай бұрын

Leather can be had from animals that die naturally.

@endlessstudent3512

3 ай бұрын

They could. But that is not the case.@@rswow

@rswow

3 ай бұрын

@@endlessstudent3512 It is/was the case in India for eons. It can be. The leather itself is not evil, it's the process of obtaining it that's that's good or bad. However, with the evil meat industry not going away soon, what do you propose be done with the resultant valuable hydes that seem to have little to no artificial parallel in their great functionality? I say that to discard them all would be a travesty.

@endlessstudent3512

3 ай бұрын

That is true...I propose to stop the evil meat industry. People eat far too much meat...they think they are dying if they do not get meat every day. Simply not doable in an ethic way considering the number of humans on this planet. If everybody would only eat at small piece meat once a week, we would not need to torture animals anymore. @@rswow

Seeing Luna Lovegood serving this is so on character for her

"You will experience true and eternal bliss". Probably a Slaanesh cult. Dodged a bullet there.

Post-post-credit scene: Not only do Klingons eat live animals, they eat each other, too. Them: 👁👄👁

@efxnews4776

3 ай бұрын

Meanwhile gangs in Haiti...

@SuperionMaximus

3 ай бұрын

@@MR-nl8xr ...Who hurt you?

@MR-nl8xr

3 ай бұрын

@@SuperionMaximus The same person that just gave you your first like.

@MR-nl8xr

3 ай бұрын

@@SuperionMaximus My turn: who didn't tell you?

@Saberwulfy

3 ай бұрын

Most Klingons only eat meat from live or recently slaughtered animals, and yet they set up an interstellar empire. So the score is 2-1 Meat Eaters.

Ok, so that isn't the friend you bring as a wingman.

@robgronotte1

3 ай бұрын

The other guy knew he was going to ruin it!

@manos7958

3 ай бұрын

He wasn't the wingman you wanted but the one you needed.

@asetelini

3 ай бұрын

But he’s the puller😂😂😂😂

@lforlight

3 ай бұрын

Because he'll eat all the wings

@will7its

3 ай бұрын

@@asetelini Love it......

"Do you eat each other?!" Well, girls, but not the way you think.

@GrimaceCX

2 ай бұрын

Top comment 😂😂😂😂

@naturobotp2974

2 ай бұрын

Are you forgetting that some humans have actually eaten each other?

@octane7047

2 ай бұрын

@@naturobotp2974 yeah, I kept asking my wife to eat me but she's too tired.

@naturobotp2974

Ай бұрын

@@octane7047 I was talking about cannibalism

@VanFire87

Ай бұрын

@@naturobotp2974 And continue to do so.

A brilliant satire on human consumerism 🤣 Keep up the good work guys 👏🏼

The ,,almost dead" part realy got me. Amazing work.

We now know his jacket is genuine leather, not fake leather.

@NickWrightDataYT

3 ай бұрын

He THINKS* his jacket is genuine leather

@omp199

3 ай бұрын

It's called acting! Fake leather jackets can go to drama school too, you know!

@paradisepipeco

3 ай бұрын

My kitty kat is actually a weasel in a kute kuddly kitty kat kostume. I could tell by the fake mews.

With friends like this you don't need enemies

In that situation, my jacket would definitely be made from synthetic leather.

@raven4k998

Ай бұрын

well mine is i like synthetic it's more water proof then real leather and last longer to boot easier to maintain in the long run which is 20 years old and still going strong the zippers been replaced but who cares the jackets still fine so why not replace it to keep her going

@YvoWaldmeier

24 күн бұрын

@@raven4k998 i yet to see a faux leather product last longer than 1.5 years under same use i give my +10 jears leather jacket.. i have high hopes for the Mushroomleather when it hits the market.

This isn't a comedy skit, this is just a documentary of my average Saturday night.

@paradisepipeco

3 ай бұрын

Even though I haven't eaten a critter since 1967, your plight brings to mind what that great enlightened sage and hip-hop philosopher Bart Simpson once said, *_"You don't win friends with salad..... (repeat, ad nauseam)"_*

@tomgjgj

3 ай бұрын

@@benjaminmorris4962 Depends if women count as aliens.

@paradisepipeco

3 ай бұрын

@@benjaminmorris4962 Many aspects of human nature can be quite shocking and very weird, O ye of little cash. And much of that is nothing to be proud of. This is well illustrated by MAGA, and many of the comments on this page.

@paradisepipeco

3 ай бұрын

@@tomgjgj That is a matter of perspective, young Jedi. I suppose women are indeed aliens, if you're speaking from Uranus.

@paradisepipeco

3 ай бұрын

@@tomgjgj I suppose women do indeed _"count as aliens",_ young Jedi, if your POV is from Uranus.

They're in for a rude awakening at the Klingon planet.

@jangofett9737

3 ай бұрын

OK but.. I don't understand one thing- These girls knew that people are animals and they didn't understand that some animals are predators and eat meat? Sorry.. This plot makes no sense.

@michelchaman6495

3 ай бұрын

@@jangofett9737 the skit is satire, its not supposed to be taken literally its making fun of certain social interactions that happen in the dating world where ppl view certain viewpoints like eating meat as completely incompatable with them, viewing each other as almost alien.

@kliersheed

3 ай бұрын

@@michelchaman6495 looks more like a vegetarian agenda video to me, sold with some comedy (which happens to be plotted around dating aliens).

@michelchaman6495

3 ай бұрын

@@kliersheed i see what ur saying good point

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

3 ай бұрын

The Klingon's don't even wait for their food to die before they start eating. Fun note, apparently "Klingon" is a legitimate word to KZread.

At least the guy was stupidly honest and saved the Vegan aliens more time to find out - He should've been given a reward, lol.

@Tespri

2 ай бұрын

they were just looking to get LalD. The Aliens I mean. They just dried them up.

This is the first ultrawide content I saw on youtube and I appreciate it.

This is such a great short. The acting, the delivery of lines down to the awkward chewing while asking what the leather coat is made of. Brilliant!

I would never go to a planet where they serve their romanesco raw with celery sticks

@gtfreakmotzi

2 ай бұрын

Yes, Vegan is totally okay, but give us fat sugar and taste😂

@cubicinfinity2

2 ай бұрын

Wow, I didn't know that's a real vegetable. It's beautiful.

it's awesome that the expression on his face when she ask whats his jacket is made of

Awesome short. Really funny. Hope these guys keep their effort and continue producing interesting shorts

I'm only interested in space to eat all the aliens.

@theRPGmaster

3 ай бұрын

Exactly, some of them must be delicious.

@dragon-vn2nm

3 ай бұрын

In what way 😏

@will7its

3 ай бұрын

Yuck.......

@crawlingnemesis2967

3 ай бұрын

I hope there is a star trek species like this, not just stupid monster like but really just intelligent cannibals exploring space cuisine

@theRPGmaster

3 ай бұрын

@@crawlingnemesis2967 The wraith from stargate, although they eat your life, not flesh in the normal sense.

There's always that one friend who needs to shut up by one sentence.

@billbadson7598

3 ай бұрын

Bro, but he's the puller

I LOVE this! Vegetarian for 40 years and Vegan for 9 years. So true.

@Kensington-jo4kf

2 күн бұрын

you live tormented youself 49 years for the sake of the principles of the herd

Bro picked the wrong guy for the two-man job😂😂

*LOVE* the design and motion of the ship at the end! love the whole thing, perfect and so good in such a short format!

@asetelini

3 ай бұрын

Yup, great design. The spin gravity habitable section during coast and probably invert or use middle section under sustained thrust; and we don’t talk about propulsion….

@CD-vb9fi

3 ай бұрын

Yes, it's interesting... but.... not even close to practical. When the spinning stops as it lands... unless there is both anti-gravity (required to defeat the gravity of what they are near or touching) and artificial gravity generation to keep tables to stuck to whatever is intended to be the floor.... it's going to be looking a tad bit messy on the first run. And... no need to get too deep into all the problems "moving parts" cause. We keep moving parts to only what is absolutely necessary. Moving parts require most of the maintenance and cause most of the problems.

This was a very well made short film!!! Loved the script and the acting!!

Have to admit - I thought this was going to be some preachy clickbait, snarky lecture film but it was very well done. Constant giggles! Much appreciated.

@raven4k998

Ай бұрын

do you eat each other to well some do sadly and even eat you alive to which is worse then having the decency to kill you before eating you😭😭😭 yes we are that fucked up as a species when you think about it😭😭😭😭😭

Never mind Klingons! They eat one of their delicacies ALIVE

@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid

3 ай бұрын

So do we.. a few actually. Octopus is the one that gets me, who wants tentacles writhing in your gut 🤮

@dunningdunning4711

3 ай бұрын

@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid Even worse, octopi are smart and they know when they are being eaten, so they will choke you to death if they can, which is why there is a technique to eating them. Ever seen Old Boy?

@DKNguyen3.1415

3 ай бұрын

@@dunningdunning4711 Or CSI?

@propheteyebert7063

3 ай бұрын

Vegans rip baby carrots from their cradles and eat them alive as well.

@krashd

2 ай бұрын

@@DKNguyen3.1415 Or The Boys?

We eat and wear them, among other things. Funny, objective, direct-to-the-point script, excellent acting and perfect spaceship.

@juha9703

2 ай бұрын

Well some of us do and the consumption of animal products causes all diseases known to mankind (including coronavirus)

@patrickd9551

2 ай бұрын

Well to be honest, at least they we make full use of the animal. Including skin, organs and bones.

Many thanks to the YT algorithm for bringing me here. Subscribed!

Great script, good acting, always that friend who thinks he's clever but is actually just a complete muppet.

@MrEpeeFencer

3 ай бұрын

Nah it's a stupid script, the whole premise is dumb. If they knew what animals were, they would know that they eat each other. And they would have no reason to be surprised that humans eat animals too.

@xxwookey

3 ай бұрын

He was remarkably well-informed about typical animal lifetimes and farming methods.

Actually, those aliens wanted to bring the guys to their planet as a new delicacy. But it turned out the aliens wanted something kosher or halal.

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

3 ай бұрын

They were hoping for something more corn fed.

@whome9842

2 ай бұрын

@@ILikeMyPrivacytbt Doritos, cheetos, fandangos and soda (corn syrup water). Corn junk diet!

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

2 ай бұрын

@@whome9842 Yes but raw corn has a way of sweetening the meat and still being affordable.

I definitely would buy a ticket to a movie with this script 👌

@jv-lk7bc

Жыл бұрын

tv sitcom.

@jovanny125

5 ай бұрын

dumb

@polla2256

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jamietodd2560

3 ай бұрын

The Orville has writing like this. Human-alien culture shock.

@robertofulton

3 ай бұрын

Yep. Except like all good stories the humans will convert the crazy vegan aliens to good old fashioned burgers.

Hahahah! Nice, very nice, this was wonderfully put together and very entertaining. Thank you! ^_^

It's not often youtube recommends a short film that's actually good, but this one was pretty funny!

Well, the Klingons will be a shock 😆😂

Great concept, production, and loved the space craft design, especially the exterior! The post credit scene was the best knowing Klingons. 😂

This was soooo great! Why does this only have 25K likes!!!????

Priceless. Great job! Thanks KZread algorithm for suggesting this gem!

Absolutely brilliant and better than a lot of the big studio stuff! These guys have TALENT!!!

@chriskelso723

3 ай бұрын

It did feel very natural, didn't it.

omgg this was such a good short film!! amazing!! i didn't come from tiktok, youtube reccomended me

LOL now THAT is an accurate depiction of how AGHAST an advanced Civilization would be if they came here

@SIS3W3N

2 ай бұрын

I sincerely doubt the accuracy of that assumption.

Script great, acting great. This deserves alot more views!

amazing! we deffinitly need more of these comedy skits. You got a sub added!

I am not kidding. I had this idea for a movie for a long time. This is awesome.

great! Short and to the point with a beginning AND ending. 20 times better than a dozen DUST films combined!!

That was great! don't know how it flew under the radar for so long!

Brilliant script & skillful use of comedy. From one filmmaker to another: great work! 👏

I love the spaceship design! Great story, short and good acting!

@GregKeane

3 ай бұрын

yah the ship is great , finally a unique thought

@WilyFilms

3 ай бұрын

Thanks. The ship was inspired by mushrooms 🙂

@gcerchio

3 ай бұрын

@@WilyFilms By or On?

@DellikkilleD

3 ай бұрын

@@gcerchioYes.

@caribbeanman3379

3 ай бұрын

@@gcerchio Is there a difference though?

Awesome stuff there, dude. I wish it was longer.

"...but did we?" followed up by: "Shall we try this Klingon-planet?" Out of the frying pan, m8. Out of the frying pan.

Great concept & fantastic execution!!! 👍👍👍

Absolutely Marvellous 🤩 Brilliant Wonderfully conceptualized… triggered the vegan vein👌🏻

Ok, just found this, frikkin loved it, need sequel !

I wanna see vegan aliens fight with plant aliens

Amazing

It would be great if there's a part two😂

- Do you eat another people? - Well, we personally don't eat humans - Some of your species do? - Mmmm... Do you like my jacket??

Well, that was some funny sketch! :D Thanks!

This was great fun and an excellent use of every second!

Amazing content. this actually made me laugh 🤣🤣 keep up the good work

This is hilarious! I find it bad that after all the hardwork this doesn't have 1million views yet and stupid videos get attention.

2:07 : At this moment, he knew, he fked up XD

If they were aware of animals to the degree that they know were great apes, they would already know that many animals eat meat, and so while they may be surprised that such a civilized species eats animals, they probably wouldn’t be as confused and surprised

@elibeeblebrox1084

3 ай бұрын

I mean if you want to get realistic, it's highly unlikely any species could ever have enough intelligence to make fire let alone develop space travel without first being hypercarnivore predators for several million years like we did. But it's just a comedy skit.

@deepseadarew6012

3 ай бұрын

​@@elibeeblebrox1084 Vegan aliens may not necessarily evolve from a species that is exclusively vegan. It's plausible that they could have developed advanced technology that eliminates the need for consuming animals from their own planet, similar to humans in the Star Trek universe.

@elibeeblebrox1084

3 ай бұрын

@@deepseadarew6012 sure, but then they'd understand and wouldn't be disgusted with another species for not reaching that point yet, unless they're some youths with their own alien version of tiktok brainrot, unaware of basic history facts. You know, I'm on the fence about aliens but thet might not be as ridiculous as I'm making it sound. I heard someone theorize that aliens aren't allow to make contact with us until we develop further, so the only ones visiting are drunks, rebellious teens, and pranksters, which is why there are so many crashes. To quote Trump, "they're not sending their best"

@AKUJIVALDO

3 ай бұрын

​@@deepseadarew6012fancy shmantsy, it is a meat, even if its is "created" by replicator.

@deepseadarew6012

3 ай бұрын

@@AKUJIVALDO Vegans are not necessarily against eating meat, they are against the exploitation of animals, which in the modern context just happens to be highly correlated with the purchase of animal products. That won't be the case with the proliferation of technologies such as cultured meat, molecular 3d printing, or replicator technology. It's not a diet, it's an ethical position.

When does the full length feature film come out ;-) ...this was excellent!

Luna Lovegood was in this, y'all!

Excellent short film. Very funny! I must, however, stick up for the human males (since they failed to do so themselves) and point out most animals eat meat: 2/3 of them, actually. The lion's share of those are carnivores, many of them ocean-dwelling species. The fact that humans eat meat makes them normal, relative to other animals. But actually, humans are a bit more advanced. Humans are omnivores, which is a group that eats both animals and plants, a relatively recent development in evolution. Omnivores tend to be more cognitively and socially developed than other animals (chimps, dolphins, penguins, meerkats, ravens). So, looking at the matter objectively, an outsider should be impressed.

@WilyFilms

Ай бұрын

Please read the description. It's a choice for humans. I'm also not convinced omnivorism is indicitave of advancement. There's too many caveats and variables, while you cite animals that are in fact more herbivore (chimps are 95% herbivorous) or carnivore (surely dolphins 100% carnivorous). The aliens were unimpressed by the fact that we kill and eat animals when we have the option not to.

Ahah! It was an awesome video! I definitely need a mini TV show now 😅 so great idea! Totally love it! 😊

This is beyond brilliant! 👏🎬

I was thinking "Hey! That alien chick looks like Luna Lovegood!" and I was right! That's Evanna Lynch!

Not bad at all! The short at the end just about killed me!

You should make a movie with this i promise it will be damn great

Haha, luv it. Great skit. More more please.

"...well maybe when they're next to an abattoir."

Luna lovegood.

Top tier content. Thank you for this

You notice how happy those two blokes were...?

That was amazing and hilarious. Well done!

We need more of this 😭😂😂😂 I’m telling u ,this could be an awesome series 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

This was great!

I want them to wander into Xenomorphs and talk about their breeding cycle

That took dodging a bullet to the next level

That space ship design is dope af

This is awesome! Saw a clip on instagram!

no way they were scoring that alien gushy

"Do you have any Kep-mok Bloodticks?"

This should be a whole movie