Ya Snooze, Ya Get Tased | Net Positive with John Crist

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The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.
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  • @tab207
    @tab2073 ай бұрын

    Also here for the lady singing lol

  • @user-wg2ml4yl3g

    @user-wg2ml4yl3g

    2 ай бұрын

    same lol

  • @keldahartzog1810
    @keldahartzog18103 ай бұрын

    John, the look back at the camera when she was singing. Dead !! So I listened this morning on the way to work, and had to open up on KZread to see this. 😂😂😂😂 Best!

  • @AlexDMast
    @AlexDMast3 ай бұрын

    john nervously covering his eyes like "oh shoot not again" during the song lol

  • @Jinok76
    @Jinok766 күн бұрын

    Congrats to Alex for being a new dad!!

  • @user-kq8fh5et5w
    @user-kq8fh5et5w3 ай бұрын

    28:48 Side eye got me. Over here from the podcast to investigate AS DIRECTED. lol

  • @Loolooette
    @Loolooette3 ай бұрын

    Ended a work meeting last week by saying yeah baby! and just realized why…after I heard you say that like 20 times. Clearly, I have been watching your videos 40:47

  • @rachelroedel2919
    @rachelroedel29193 ай бұрын

    Clearly ya’ll aren’t familiar with the capabilities of the Ford F’n RANGER! It goes to the top 😂

  • @ashleykts
    @ashleykts3 ай бұрын

    Waiting for John to propose to Lydia 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😅 Come on!!

  • @josuajansenvanvuuren8376
    @josuajansenvanvuuren83763 ай бұрын

    I don't normally lol on this pod tbh. But with the, "I'm already in my suit" bit. 😂 bro!

  • @KwincyS
    @KwincyS3 ай бұрын

    He’s smiling in his mugshot so it’s even better 🤣

  • @darlenemcintyre9998
    @darlenemcintyre99983 ай бұрын

    The way the horn is honked makes the difference. If it's a big long annoying blare - not friendly. If its just a short honk just to get a drivers attention for driving purposes - team work. Let's keep the traffic flowing. Let's keep everyone safe!

  • @billiparis3203
    @billiparis32033 ай бұрын

    Nope for Tazor Mom!! A kiss on the cheek always worked for me❤

  • @KwincyS

    @KwincyS

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 i think our kids sleep different

  • @htslmitchell5
    @htslmitchell53 ай бұрын

    Listening in the car at lunch and stopped to come to see the clip

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf43803 ай бұрын

    The mother with the taser wild stuff 😅😂unbelievable😂

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta203 ай бұрын

    “And the moon stays there …” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danafuerst4553
    @danafuerst45533 ай бұрын

    The Draft Kings...I had to pause and have my husband listen too 😂

  • @angiesickler3405
    @angiesickler34053 ай бұрын

    To get my teens up I used to sing very loudly Mandisa’s “It’s a good morning!” 😂

  • @SarahNelsonWA
    @SarahNelsonWA3 ай бұрын

    It actually takes two years for the body to fully return to its pre-pregnancy state. So really John’s mom didn’t recover from pregnancy for 18 years.

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta203 ай бұрын

    The court case sounds like a scene from “Night Court”. 😂

  • @Classiclife_Pod
    @Classiclife_Pod3 ай бұрын

    Love the pod!! One of my new weekly listens!

  • @user-si6qm8jr6v
    @user-si6qm8jr6v3 ай бұрын

    I sing like the blonde lady. I got my boys up by singing God Bless America. VERY LOUDLY!! Worked every time.

  • @lauraellard9941
    @lauraellard99413 ай бұрын

    Awkward silence after the lady sings…..😂

  • @billiparis3203
    @billiparis32033 ай бұрын

    We heard "FALL OUT"... I cut the connection on speaker in bedroom and was up and ready... Stepdad was miserable.. He was not happy I was smiling❤

  • @lauraellard9941
    @lauraellard99413 ай бұрын

    She’s at the upside down pineapple church.

  • @Christopher_Lind
    @Christopher_Lind3 ай бұрын

    Congrats on the new addition Alex! Glad everything went well. While the pod may get reprioritized, you’ll still have room for it. I started mine after number 5. In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have pitched the idea to my wife while in active labor, but live and learn. 😂

  • @stephenshultz8009
    @stephenshultz80093 ай бұрын

    Congratulations Alex!!

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta203 ай бұрын

    “Her name is ‘Skye.’ This is real.”

  • @kimberley43
    @kimberley433 ай бұрын

    So funn-e!!!😂😂

  • @joypecarski3115
    @joypecarski31153 ай бұрын

    Prep insurance is next level

  • @colleengifford2553
    @colleengifford25533 ай бұрын

    Ya’ll haven’t tried to wake up teenagers yet!

  • @billiparis3203
    @billiparis32033 ай бұрын

    ❤John, our. Man...better on parking rebellion.. Than wanting to fight:) Hey! Choose your battle wisely ❤

  • @alliecastro05
    @alliecastro053 ай бұрын

    One week til San Jose! Let’s goooooo, babyyyy!

  • @BIGGER_RED
    @BIGGER_RED3 ай бұрын

    OnlyThoughts 😆

  • @brygoss6733
    @brygoss67333 ай бұрын

    Smaller towns on the eclipse path had gas stations that couldn't support the number of tourists.

  • @brianhurt8694
    @brianhurt86944 күн бұрын

    Is Express VPN owned by Nolan Ryan? He is the Ryan Express, after all.

  • @josuajansenvanvuuren8376
    @josuajansenvanvuuren83763 ай бұрын

    Where is it?

  • @jhlando8063
    @jhlando80633 ай бұрын

    Where did the third guy go?

  • @krystallindsey0087
    @krystallindsey00873 ай бұрын

    I need the links to these videos you comment on so i can go to the comments lol. Did they post it and i miss it?

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf43803 ай бұрын

    Yup only prayers from the real ones/O.G’s

  • @carolinelvsewe
    @carolinelvsewe2 ай бұрын

    Waking the kid is about it being Easter.

  • @davidshelpmeet
    @davidshelpmeet3 ай бұрын

    John should be a Uber driver. Would be cool material

  • @billiparis3203
    @billiparis32033 ай бұрын

    !!!! Mom needs corraled! ❤

  • @SarahHunt
    @SarahHunt3 ай бұрын

    Um Alex have you never seen the moon in the sky during the day? It doesn't rise and set the same way the sun does, so yes, sometimes you can see the peak full moon during the day! Example: the solar eclipse.

  • @MissMovies
    @MissMovies3 ай бұрын

    She’s in her Sunday best while also flirting with demon time.

  • @atguttcheck
    @atguttcheck3 ай бұрын

    Why does Alex look like the host and John looks a guest?

  • @susankelley9353
    @susankelley93533 ай бұрын

    why have we not said much at all about Andrew being gone? Its such a void, was there bad vibes?

  • @carolinerobinette
    @carolinerobinette3 ай бұрын

    When y’all were setting up the limiting beliefs thing I was for real preparing myself for a better help sponsorship

  • @slmadison1213
    @slmadison12133 ай бұрын

    John, if we give you a babydoll can you show us where on the baby's body you were hurt when the women in the little car honked at you? You're such a whiny little girl sometimes

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