Ya Snooze, Ya Get Tased | Net Positive with John Crist
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The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Also here for the lady singing lol
@user-wg2ml4yl3g
2 ай бұрын
same lol
John, the look back at the camera when she was singing. Dead !! So I listened this morning on the way to work, and had to open up on KZread to see this. 😂😂😂😂 Best!
john nervously covering his eyes like "oh shoot not again" during the song lol
Congrats to Alex for being a new dad!!
28:48 Side eye got me. Over here from the podcast to investigate AS DIRECTED. lol
Ended a work meeting last week by saying yeah baby! and just realized why…after I heard you say that like 20 times. Clearly, I have been watching your videos 40:47
Clearly ya’ll aren’t familiar with the capabilities of the Ford F’n RANGER! It goes to the top 😂
Waiting for John to propose to Lydia 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😅 Come on!!
I don't normally lol on this pod tbh. But with the, "I'm already in my suit" bit. 😂 bro!
He’s smiling in his mugshot so it’s even better 🤣
The way the horn is honked makes the difference. If it's a big long annoying blare - not friendly. If its just a short honk just to get a drivers attention for driving purposes - team work. Let's keep the traffic flowing. Let's keep everyone safe!
Nope for Tazor Mom!! A kiss on the cheek always worked for me❤
@KwincyS
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 i think our kids sleep different
Listening in the car at lunch and stopped to come to see the clip
The mother with the taser wild stuff 😅😂unbelievable😂
“And the moon stays there …” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Draft Kings...I had to pause and have my husband listen too 😂
To get my teens up I used to sing very loudly Mandisa’s “It’s a good morning!” 😂
It actually takes two years for the body to fully return to its pre-pregnancy state. So really John’s mom didn’t recover from pregnancy for 18 years.
The court case sounds like a scene from “Night Court”. 😂
Love the pod!! One of my new weekly listens!
I sing like the blonde lady. I got my boys up by singing God Bless America. VERY LOUDLY!! Worked every time.
Awkward silence after the lady sings…..😂
We heard "FALL OUT"... I cut the connection on speaker in bedroom and was up and ready... Stepdad was miserable.. He was not happy I was smiling❤
She’s at the upside down pineapple church.
Congrats on the new addition Alex! Glad everything went well. While the pod may get reprioritized, you’ll still have room for it. I started mine after number 5. In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have pitched the idea to my wife while in active labor, but live and learn. 😂
Congratulations Alex!!
“Her name is ‘Skye.’ This is real.”
So funn-e!!!😂😂
Prep insurance is next level
Ya’ll haven’t tried to wake up teenagers yet!
❤John, our. Man...better on parking rebellion.. Than wanting to fight:) Hey! Choose your battle wisely ❤
One week til San Jose! Let’s goooooo, babyyyy!
OnlyThoughts 😆
Smaller towns on the eclipse path had gas stations that couldn't support the number of tourists.
Is Express VPN owned by Nolan Ryan? He is the Ryan Express, after all.
Where is it?
Where did the third guy go?
I need the links to these videos you comment on so i can go to the comments lol. Did they post it and i miss it?
Yup only prayers from the real ones/O.G’s
Waking the kid is about it being Easter.
John should be a Uber driver. Would be cool material
!!!! Mom needs corraled! ❤
Um Alex have you never seen the moon in the sky during the day? It doesn't rise and set the same way the sun does, so yes, sometimes you can see the peak full moon during the day! Example: the solar eclipse.
She’s in her Sunday best while also flirting with demon time.
Why does Alex look like the host and John looks a guest?
why have we not said much at all about Andrew being gone? Its such a void, was there bad vibes?
When y’all were setting up the limiting beliefs thing I was for real preparing myself for a better help sponsorship
John, if we give you a babydoll can you show us where on the baby's body you were hurt when the women in the little car honked at you? You're such a whiny little girl sometimes